Okay, guys, remember, youre in love. So i want you nose to nose, gazing into each others eyes. Do we have to be nose to nose . Cant we be back to back . Nono that is not my vision. Trish, start her up. Enjoy the wheel of terror. And action okay, trish, when it gets to the top, i want you to slow it down so i can see their faces as they come around. You can do that, cant you . I dont knowow cause pulling a l ler is so hard. brakes clank huh its harder than it looks. Why did we stop . I dont know. But i hope its not for long cause im scared of heights. Ah we probably shouldnt sit too close. If the car gets imbalanceded well fall, and itll be a horrible breathi mean death. Okay, now im really scared. Youll be fine. Just take deep breaths. exhales okay, take small breaths, really small breaths. Whats the hold up down there . Trish is on the phone with maintenance. Im sure theyll be here any minute. More like any hour. The Maintenance Man is still fixing the roller coaster i broke earlier. Its gonna be an hour. No yes and then when i turned seven, my dad got me a new cat to replacer. Whiskers. Sorry im babbling. Talking helps to calm me down. Are you crying . That last story really got to me. I cannimagine why mr. Whiskers would run away from you. I dont know either. He had it so good. Every night, i would hold his little face to mine and sing to him. Do you want to hear the song . No no no. Happy little kitty, ha ha ha quiet little kitty, hush hush hush thank k u, mr. Maintenance man. Oh oh im out whoo sweet sweet freedom. Thank you so much for getting us down. What can i do to repay you . Uh. laughs dont say another word and well call it even. I cant go on any more rides with kira. Dez, yououe got to get a newewirl you cant, dez. You dont understand how fragile a girls ego is. If you make her feel insecure, shell die inside. I think something already died inside. Im gonna get kira ready for the next scene, cause i know youre going to do the right thing and not replace her. Forget about her feelings. I cant replace her because were about to shoot the two of you in the big hamsterball ride. Are you crazy . You want me in an airtight bubble with. exhaling her . yes. The hamster ball represents your own little world of love. Its like you share the same heart. inhales breathe the same air. I dont want to breathe the same air. I know you dont, but i love the passion. Use that in the scene. screaming help h hp guys, the zipper broke allys stuck in the hamster ball with kira. Hang on, ally oh no ahhh gasping oh help hey, maintenance guy help again girls lp help zipper unzipping help help help help i was wrong. You gotta replace her. All right, let me think. If we cast a new girl before we shoot tomorrow, i can cut her on the stuff weve already shot and. Kira, we need to talk. You dont need to use the bullhorn. Well, i dont want to talk to h h up close. Here comes the head of your record label. Jimmys here . Sweetie daddy jimmy is kiras dad . Aw, man, you know what that means . Shell have a ride home after we fire her . No, it means we cant fire her. No all jimmy we didnt know ra was your daughter. I wanted h h to get the part on her own. Well, let me tell you, she takes our breath away. Ive always known she was talented, ever since she sang to that cat before he ran away. Aw, daddy how can you stand that . That were keeping your little angel away from you . We talk a lot on thehehone. I wish we haddthat option. I expect great things. Show me around the set, sweetie. Okay. Well, over here is the bottle toss. If you look i was talking to my daughter. What are we gonna do . The big kissing scene is coming up. All we h he to do is freshen kiras breath without her knowing. I agree, but you gotta be subtle. laughs please i know how to be subtle. Mints get your free mints here. Aw, man, none left for us. Lucky for you eres one left. I call it here, kira, i got you a corn dog. A little mustard, a little special sauce hey, look, someone just won a goldfish. Enjoy. Uh, no thanks. Corn dogs are gross. Im just gonna eat this gararc and anchovy pizzaainstead. Ha hot. gasping coughing heres the mouthwash. Hope this works. I hope you pour faster. Go go go im going. Dont tell me what to do. Okay, now youre both having fun at the squirtgun booth. And action kira, turn to austin and give him a big openmouthed smile. Wider. Wider wider ah hey youre silly. We cant get kira to freshen her breath. Nothings working. That girl cant take a hint or a mint. Plan b were going to get her to quit by making me s em disgusting. Im going to drool all over her. Im attaching this drool tube to austins cheek using this fake piece of skin. You wont even know he has it on. A little bit here, a little to the left, a lot to theheight. Here and. Eck it out both ew awesome all right, time for the kissing scene. Ally, go get kira. Trish, you shut down the tubs o fun ride. The tubs o fun ride is now closed. Please vacate the area. Again . youre destroyoyg my childhood memories memories are overrated. Stop living in the past. Go on. All right, guys, im fighting the clock so thisll be the last shot of the day. Youre two kids in love. Youre in a bucket. Now kiss ter pouring ah whats wrong . Uh, nothing. All right, lets try this again. Austin, lean in for the kiss. Im sorry, i cant do this. I, uh, forgot that i dont want to be an actress. Both yay it worked both ew you heard her. She doesnt even want to be an actress. We didnt need the drool tube after all. Girls oh, hi. Excuse me. Hello. What are all these girls doing here . Were recasting austins girlfriend for the video. Breathe, please. exhales next. I dont even want to know. Austin, i heard what happened. You did . How could you not tell me you have a drooling problem . What . Kira told me you drool. Its okay, son. I too was a drooler. Uh, well, then you must know its been ha. We know it bothered kira, but dont worry. Were recasting now so we can finish the video. Forget it. Thank you for coming, ladies. Austin, theres someone here who wants to apologize. Austin gagging im sorry for quitting. I shouldnt have been so insensitive about your drooling problem. Um, that thats okay. Great. Now we can do the kissing scene. You better not enjoy it. Oh, trust me, i wont. My daughters reaction made me realize that your drooling story needs to be told. It does . Ive arranged for you to speak to the kids club of miami this afternoon. Tell them how drooling didnt keep you from achieving your dreams. Well, it didnt. Right. Lets go, kira. Perfect now i have to kiss kira and let the whole world know i have a disgusting drooling problem. Its okay, buddy. Well get through this drooling problem together. I dont have a drooling problem but you clearly have some anger problems. Life is like a hurricane here in duckburg racecars, lasers, aeroplanes its a duckblur might solve a mystery or rewrite history ducktales whoooo everyryay, theyre out there making ducktales whoooo tales of derringdo, bad and good luck tales ddddanger watch behind you theres a stranger out to find you what to do . Just grab on to some ducktales whoooo every day, theyrrout there making ducktales whoooo tales of derringdo, bad and good luck tales whoooo not pony tales or cotton tales, no ducktales whoooo ladies and gentlemen, austin moooo all cheering thank you. Austins about to give his speech to the kids club of miami. Is his drooling rig ready . Yep, the tanks all full. It took me hours to fill it up with my drool. Why didnt you just fill it up with water . Hi, kids, im austin moon, and i drool. A lot but i didnt let that stop me from pursuing my dreams. liquid pouring whoo now that is inspiring. Whoo give him a little more droro. The kids can barely see it. squeaking oh, trust me, hes going to get a lot more drool. No, seriously, this knob just came off in my hand. Fix it if you work hard and dont give up, success will flow out of you like a river. kids screaming all eww ahh its those kind of reactions that you have to rise above. Austin, whats going on . All jimmy look, jimmy, the truth is no, really . The tube dangling from your face kind of gave it away. Sorry,y,immy. We lied about the drooling so kira would quit the video. Austin didnt want to kiss her cause. She has bad breathv bad breath . Were talking really bad. On a scale of one to 10, 87. All at least. 89, really. How could you not know . Well, when i was eight, i had a procedure to fix my drooling; took away my sense of smell. laughing so you dont smell anything right now . Nole. Dez, we can still smell. Gross im sorry, jimmy. We should have been honest, but we didnt want to hurt kiras feelings. And youre not going to hurt them now. Ill deal with her breath later, but weve e t a video to finish tonight. So youd better figure something out. playing walked up to you, it was a grey december monday asked for directions on the street do you remember, it was cold and it was raining but it felt like summertime to me cause when you opened up your mouth it was like sunshine coming out you changed the world outside my window right there you blew my heart away and i remembebe when i met you thinking that you are not an ordinary girl this wasnt gonna be no ordinary day yeah no, no ordinary day ay ay ay ay no ordinary day oh yeah no ordinary day. Wow, the video looks great, dez. Thanks. I heard jimmy likes it. He loves it. I really appreciate you guys wearing those masks so i dont catch your colds. No problem. Very sick. So contagious. I know why yoyo cat ran away. theme music playing i hope you guys had fun, cause i just got fired. What happened . Somebody complained about me. I wonder who. Hey, look, a photo booth. Lets take some pictures so we dont forget this day. Not of the photo booth us in the photo booth. Come on. Scooch over ally move over smile all yeah no ordinary day oh yeah no ordinary day. grunting i am austimus i am dezimus and i amamutting these awayimus. Before they breakimus. Because, trust me, you cannot affordimus. Wow you speak really good gladiator. Guess who got a job at the mall customer service. I have to take calls from angry customers complaining about bad service. headset rings mall customer servrve. Ohohim sorry that salespeople always keep you waiting. Please hold. Who do they call when they want to complain about you . Me. Thats the beauty of this job. Hows the new song coming . It still needs a lot of work. We dont have a second verse great, because i just booked austin on the wanda watson show this week. Thats awesome, trisis wanda watsons my favorite talk s sw. Last week she and tom hanknk made gift bags oututof old socks. Ewww hey, trish, jerk alert. Your exboyfriend just walked in. Hey, guys. Hey, trish. Trent, for the last time, im tired of listening to your apologies. Well, then you dont have to listen. Just read. Im. Sorry. That okay, this is gonna take forever. Wait, please. Just read it. I pretended tbe your boyfriend just to become austins backup dancer and that i had another girlfriend the entire time and this is ridiculous. Why should trish accept your tshirt apology . Sure, its clever and adorable and swswt and kind of rorontic. Ally. Yeye. Look, okay, the point is im sorry. So what do you say . Will you wear this apology accepted hoodie . Does that answer your question . Trent, get your tshirts and your hoodie and get outta here. sighs yeah, get your tshirts and get out of here. rock music playing cause youve got my back and im not going under youre my point, youre my guard, youre the perfect chord and i see our names together on every billboard were h hded for the top, t it on lock well make em say, hey and well keep rockin oh theres no way i could make it without ya do it without ya, be here without ya its no fun when youre doing a solo with you, its like, whoa yeah, and i know i own this dream cause i got you with me therere no way i could make it without ya do it without ya, be here without ya whatever it is i got it dont know what to call it whatever it is, i got it dont know what to call it thehes no way around it, yeah, i got it, too whoa yeah, i got it, too whoa girl, you got it, too whoa yeah, i got it, too whoa girl, you got it, too whoa man, another great song, ally. Youre the best songwriter in the biz. I wouldnt say im the best, but you can. Ill say it. That song is great. Trent, how long have you been standing there . Long enough to know that that is a great song. Look, i know there are no shortcuts to making it. So i was hoping ally would wrwre me a song to make memean overnight sensation. Why y uld i help you . Yoyohurt my best friend. Yeahbuhbye. Dont you believe in Second Chances . Of course i do. Well, i dont. So again, buhbye. Austin, i gave you a Second Chance when y y kind of stole my song. Austin stole your song . She said kind of. It was an accident. And im glad i forgave you because look how awesome it turned out. It turned out awesome because im awesomeus. But hes jerkimus. I believe everyones born with a seed of goodness, and if you water it with kindness and trust, will blossom into something beautiful. L. Huh. I never thought of it like that. You guys are really inspiring. In fact, i dont even need your help anymore, ally. A song just came to me. Thanks. See what just happened there . headset rings hey, trish, what are excuse me. Mall customer service, whats your complaint . Uhhuh. Uhhuh. Well, i can assure you, trish from the nail salon was fired last week. So, trish, as you know, since austin became famous, he and i have been working on his line of celebrity products. Austin cell phone case. Austin disposable wipes. Austin toothbrush. Electric and manual. But were still trying to perfect austins signature fragrance. We call this one manly. Hmm. It smells like nacho cheese and dirty socks. Exactly the two most manly smells we could think of. Eww. Whatatlse you got . Check out this sweet puppy. It smells like honey and wet dog. Exactly, thats why we call it sweet puppy. Both what up . come on, austin. We have some important business to take care of. Let me guess. You want me to sing to the girl at zinga juice so you can get a free smoothie. No, i wantntou to sing to the girl at the movie theheer so i can get some free tickets. Lets go. Hello, dez. Ooh. Uh. I dont think im supposed to be talking to you. I just want to say, after austin, ally, and trish, you are the most important person on team austin. Why, thank you. Youre welcome, and i think youre an amazing director. I love what t u did in this vivio. They wanna knowknowknow your namenamename they want the girlgirlgirl. music continues well, ill let you in on a little secret. There werent really five austins. So howd you get the effect . Im not just gonna tell you my secret technique. You never know who might be listening. Ill whisper it to you. rock music playing hey, dez, heres those sweaty gym socks you wanted. sniffs ahhh. You making more cologne for austin . Nope, gift bags. Whatever it is, i got it dont know what to call it aint no way to hide it, girl mr. Cocoey, where did you hear that song . Its all over the internet. The internet . You know, that place where people go on their computers to look up stuff and shop and i know what the internet is how did our song get online . It hasnt even been released yet. Its not austins song. Its by this new artist tfame. Im thinking about doing a cover of it for my reggae band. Youre in a reggae band . jamaican accent theres a lot of things about me you dont know. Whatever it i i i got it sighs whos tfame and howd he get our song . whatever it is, i got it dont know what to call it. Excuse me. Can i borrow that for a second . Yeah, i got it, too whatever it is, i got it dont know what to call it therere no way to hide it yeah, i got it, t t whatever it is, i got it dont know what to call it. gasping tfame is trent. He stole our song. And he totally copied the double take video. Im never gonna trust anyone again. You can always trust me. Can i, austin . Can i . And how did he pull off the video . Its exactly the same as double take. Somebody must have told him the secret technique. Well probably never know who it was. Okay, i did it you broke me. Im so ashamed. I was gonna sing that song on the wanda watson show. I hate that guy. Forget about trent, or tlame, or whatever hes calling himself. He cant write his own songs, and hes not as talented as austin. Trust me. Hes a flash in the pan. Tfame is no flash in the pan. His meteic rise resembles that of another overnight sensation austin moon. I sat down with tfame to ask him, is there a new pop star rivalry brewing . Is there a new pop star rivalry brewing . Well. But yeah, its on. Stay smooth. clicks tongue whoa did you guys hear the rumor . Austin and tfame have a rivalry. There is no rivalry. He just made it up. This is crazy. Its like hes copying my whole life. Well, i wouldnt go that far. sup, losers . Meet tfames new best bud dex. Both what up . two fingers. Hes totally cocoing my life you didnt even do the what up right, trent. He its tfame. No, its trent. Hey, chill, man. Stay smooth. Theres two of him . Youre not gonna get away with this, trent. I already did. And its tfame now, okay . Capital t, capital f. It should be capital t for thief. You stole my song. Hey, austin stole your song, too. It was a aaccident. An accident . Okay, well, then mine was an accident, too. I accidentally stole the cd. I accidentally shot a music video, and i accidentally ooh made it a big hit. My bad. I knew you couldnt be trusted. Im not a pushover like some people. Or a sucker like. Othehepeople. Or a dimwit like. Dez. Ha she called you a sucker. This ends now, trent. Im gonna go online and tell all my fans what a fake you are. This feud is officially on. Austin moon has accused tfame of musical thievery. Sounun like someone isisealous. And by someone, i mean austin moon. We have a new crybaby of the week. baby crying im not a crybaby. I cant believe the post to your fans backfired. You can clear things up when you go on the wanda watson show. Itll just be you and her. Austin, i cant wait go on the wanda tson show with you. What are you talking about . You didnt know . He didnt know. I told wanda wed go on her show and end our longstanding feud. Longstanding . You didnt even exist two days ago. Yeah, you guys are going on between kristen stewart, and dont freak out the bee whisperer who would freak out ababt the bee whisperer . i love the bee whisperer did you see the episode where he got 1,000 bees to rescue that kitten trapped in a well . Yes he can train the bees to do anything. shrieking i cant believe this. First you steal my song, then my video, and now youre stealing my tv appearances . Aw, dont get upset, crybaby. Yeah, stay smooth. Dex, thats my thing. Stay smooth. I am not a big fan of tfame, but i gotta say, i really like that dex guy. rock music playing i hereby call thisisteam austin meeting to order. First up getting back at tfake. Dez isnt here yet. Revenge waits for no one. I want trent to pay for what he did. Austin, we shouldnt rush into anything. I know, ally. Youre gonna say we should sit down and reason with him. Watetethe plant, people, d goodness will grow. Blah, blah, blah. No, i was gonna say we shouldnt rush our revenge. I wanna get this guy. We need to be ruthless, plan every detail, make no mistakes. I dont wanna go back to jail i saw that in a movie once. I like this new ally. Were gonna have a lot of fun together. So w wtcha got . This might be going too far, but before trent goes on wanda watson, we put a kick me sign on his back. And old allys back. Hey, guys, check out my super cool austin suit. Dez, we dont have time for new auauin moon merchandise right now. We know he steals everything from austin. Well leave this s before the wanda watson show and he wont be able to resist taking it. And then we stick the kick me sign on the back. Sweetie, the adults are talking. So where does the revenge come in . This is a sticky suit. When he stands up, thisll happen. Awesome what a great idea. Of course, hell be even more embarrassed because he wont be wearing extra pants underneath like i am. Dez, youre not wearing extra pants. What . screams the hilarious kristen stewart. Well be right back with austin moon and tfame. The traps been set. Trent was totally checking out my suit. We left it hanging up in the dressing room. Now we just gotta sit back and wait fororim to steal it. Trents gonna be so embarrassed when his pants fall off on national tv. I almost feel bad that im gonna enjoy this so much. Im gonna go look out for trent. bees buzzing its the bee whisperer. Im gonna go get his autograph. Hey, bee whisperer. Shh whispering whisper. There are bees presese. Now listen up, bees. When you go out onstage remember, no stinging. This is so cool. This is so stupid. Here he comes, but hes not wearing the suit. See you out there, austin. I cant wait to promote my new product line. Thats austins cologne. Oh. Not anymore. Its mine now. Later, losers. Bye, dez. Both what up . your what ups getting worse. Its not that hard. dex and tfame sing great, now our plan isnt working. I cant believe trents gonna win again. Guys, dont t ve up yet. We still have this. Can we give up now . audience cheering and were back with austin moon and tfame. So, guys, snapping fingers lets keep this real. Tell me all about your rivalry. We dont have a rivalry. In fact, i i like to hear about tfames next song, since he writes his own songs. Whatcha working on, t . You know, lots of stuff, its called stay smooth. Ooh. Oh smells like honey and wet dog. Thats probably what it is. sniffs 18,782. No. 18,783. No. 18,784. For the last time, shouts i dont know how many bees i have here leave me alone what are you doing . Im trying to count the bees. Youre lettingnghem out. Now dont freak out, tfame, but a bee has just landed on you. Oh, its just one little bee. No biggie. buzzing and theres another bee. And another one and another. A few bees have neverrbothered tfame. How about 5,000 bees . gasps screaming no get off the bees are totally going after trent. Calm down. My bees dont sting. Nobody panic. Nobody panic. What did he just say . It was something panic, something panic. screaming aggh please, get em m f me screams no, please help help please, its tickling me. Get em off, please. Hey, trent, stay smooth. laughing everyoyos still buzzing about tfame and austinnmoons appearancee on the wanda watson show. Tfame is now accusing austin of get this causing the bee attack. Tfame or tblame . Looks like we have a new crybaby of the week. baby crying laughing i cant believe trent didnt get stung once. Stupid bee whisperer. Its gonna take him a long time tlive this down. I know. When i destroyed the helen set, it took people a year to stop talking about me. Tv announcer according to viewers, tfame has the second most embarrassing tv disaster ever. Still at number one ally dawson on the helen show. Ow glass shatters laughing classic. Never gets old. She had a drum on her head. Laugh all you want, someday ill get my revenge. Trish hey whyd you kick me . austin and dez wincing told ya. piano music playing its so exciting aust and ally like each other. When are they gonna admit that they wanna be together . Sometimes its hard for people to express their feelings. Hm. If you wanna run ill be your road. Whats the next line . If you want a friend. Right. Friend. I like that. You do . You dont think we should use a stronger word . I dont know. Maybe. I just dont wanna mess up our. Song. Yeah, id hate to rush into new song and change the great song we already have. Hey, guys. Whats up . Anything new . Nope, just wriring a song. So nothings changed . Well, we finished the third verse. So would you say that some progress has been made and the two of you are moving in a positive direction . Trish, can i talk to you outside for a second . Austin, we werent really talking about the song. We were tataing about you and ally. I kinda figured that out. Look, its complicated. I really like ally, but i like kira too. I just dont want to hurt anybody. Ally, we werent really talking about the song. We were talking about you and austin. Look, i know he has feelings for me. But for all i know, he still w wts to be with kira. A. Boohoo hes gonna have to d dl with this at some point. Well, im not sitting around waiting for him to decide who he wants to be with. My moms coming home from africa today, and i wanna focus on her. Good for you. Never wait on a guy. Actually, never wait on anybody. Thats why im a terrible waitress. Im gonna forget about the whole austin thing for now. Honestly, im so over it. What do you think theyre talking about in there . You hear anything . No, its really quiet. You hearnything . No, its really quiet. theme music playing when the crowd wants momo i bring on the thunder cause youve got my back and im not going under youre my point, youre my guard youre the perfect chord and i see our names together on every billboard were headed for the top, weve got it on lock well make em say hey and well keep rockin oh, theres no way i could make it without ya do it without ya, be here without ya its no fun when youre doing it solo with you its like, whoa, yeah, and i know i own this dream cause i got you with me theres no way i could make it without ya do it without ya, be here without ya. More to the right. Ooh, if i go any more to the right, im gonna fall. I know, thats why i said more to the right. But the skirts a little tight. Thats cause its a doormat. Clearly, youre nonoup on the latest fashions in africa. Ally . all welcome home, mom i missed you so much. Oh, i missed you too, honey. Why are you wearing a doormat . Clearly, youre not up on the latest african fashions. Austin, its so nice to finally meet you. Oh and im so excited that youre gonna perform at my booksigning party. I cant wait to play the jungle cafe its partcafe, partjungle laughing ally told me youre funny. Whatd ally say about me . She said that. Your name is dez. Awesome thanks, ally. Trish oh, you look great tell me, where are you working this week . Ooh, fantastic ive got gifts for everyone. Copies of my new book. Oh, thanks. Oh, where are the gifts . Well, were gonna get going. Im sure you and your mom wawaa catch up. Can you sign this fofome . Itll be worth more when i sell it. I mean, read it. Bye, trish. Mom, i have so much to tell you. Well, why dont you start with the budding romance between you and austin . highpitched what . oh, it is so obvious that he likes you. E way he pumped up s chest and flared his nososils and bared hihiteeth. You mean smiled . It is classic gorilla love behavior. Austin and i do like each other, but its complicated. I think he still has feelings for another girl. Thanks, mom. But im good. Ive got my music, ive got you here. I dont have time for boy drdra. Good for youou lets go have a nice lunch. I need to something civilized. You have no idea what its like hanging around apes for a year. I think i have some idea. Ive been hanging around dez. What . Austin, you need to make a decision. I know, but its hard. I like ally, but kiras great too. No, im talking about the pizza. Sausage or mushroom . You need to make a decision. Hey, theres kira. I dont know what to say to her. Maybe she wont notice kira over here dez, i didnt want her to see me. Ooh, never mind forget it hey, kira. Listen, ive been meaning to call . I know. I would have, but im still trying to figure things out . I know. I just wannanaell you that i been acting like a a of . Know. I was gonna say im sorry. Look, austin, i thought we had something. But if you think you should be with ally, just let me know. You mean right now . Bye, austin. I dont know how im gonna decide. U just have to ask yourself one simple question. When you look inside your heart, do you see yrself with sausage or mushroom . music stops oh, honey. You are so talented. I wish you didnnhave stage fright, so other people could see thth. Im working on it. Your dad and i just know you can do it. How is he doing, by the way . Hes good. He joined an extreme couponing club. Keeps him busy. You know, we may have split up, but i still want him to be happy. Hi, penny. I read your book d i am not happy. What are you taing about . Chapter nine. Chester, the cheap gorilla. Hes stingy with his bananas. Thats obviously me. Dont be silly. No, chester is a real gorilla i observed in the wild. Nobodys gonna think its you. We read your book. Loved it. Hey, mr. Dawson. That cheap gorilla in theheook is supposed to be you, right . Your book was so inspiring. Thatshy i wrote it. We have so much that we can learn from animals. Like how they act on instinct, instead of overthinking things they way we do. Pfft, no more overthinking for me. From now on, im gonna underthink. Not really sure how to do that, but im not gonna think about it. Austst, i think my momom point is to not let overthking stop you from doing what you really wanna do. Yeah like me. I was gonna get fired from my job tomorrow, but your book inspired me so much, im gonna get fired today thats the spirit sort of. You know what ive always wanted to do . Run a marathon. And im gonna do it. Righghnow you go, dez z dont think, just do maybe thats why i have stage fright. Because i think too much. You gotta get outta your head, honey. Youre right, mom. Its time for me to face my biggest fear. Ally we can perform a duet together ay your moms book release party. Ally, that would be amazing im gonna do it yeah i thought you were running a marathon. I made it to the food court, and then i got inspired to eat this parfait instead. Couldnt have done it without you, ms. Dawson. Dez, i made my decision on who i wanna be with. Really . Yeah. Allys mom inspired me. Animals dont think, they just do. So i made my decision. Its kira. Really . I had to stop overthinking about me and ally. Like, what if it doesnt work out . It could r rn our friendship. Whatatf i just overcompmpcate things . What if i go on tour . would she come with me . Would she stay and work at the store . What if. The real ally was replaced by her evil twin from another dimension . Id be writing songs with an alien. Anyway, thats why ally and i shouldnt be together. R. Well, im just glad you didnt overthink it. Besides, kiras great. sighs i made up my mind. Im gonna ask kira to be my girlfriend. I was really hoping youd pick ally. I think youre right for each other. And i made 500 of these. Ooh, ooh, ooh mirror, mirror, what does our future hold . Show me what happens when our stories unfold. Welcome to my wicked wowod wicked world shrieks what is this hideous place . sighing my home. Were in the isle of the lost . Ew ben, save me now i know why they say be careful what you wish for. I had forgotten how bad this citys drainage system is. They seriously n nd better catch basins. Reallll im taking sustainable urban planning this semester. Does it say where we are . Thanks to my dad, there is no service in the isle of the lost. So we cant even find a way out of here . Can we even selfie . shutter clicks okay, this place needs so many filters. Uh, excuse me, maam . You dropped. My wallet. We should find a place to hide. Uh, yeah. Bebere anybody sees were here. There. How are we supposed to get there . Theres mud everywhere. Ill just throw my jacket over the why would you cover up such a perfect puddle of mud . Whoo laughs liking mud is not a vk thing. Its a mal thing. Wait. Is this place even open . laughs store hours whenever we feel like it look at all of this junk. Oh dictatorship for beginners. Its so beautiful. Oh. Dont get jelly. It figures the only remotely interesting item here would be on the mustgo rack. Whats this . Its beautiful are you stealing that . It was hanging with the dress. I would never steal. I meant, why are you stealing that when you could be stealing this . s way cuter. Go ahead, take it. No, i cant. Thats wrong. Thats the whole point. Its what we do here. Go on, take it. Its. sighs freddy. Freddy . Short for frederique . Short for lets blow this voodoo stand. Ally . I got your message about austin and kira. Im not sure how youre feeling. So if youre sad, i got frozen yogurt and tissues. And if youre mad, i got a dartboard with austins face on it. Im not sad or mad. But i am hungry. Im keeping the frozen yogurt. Wow, youre handling this better than i thought. Well, i was upset at first. But austins still my friend. That hasnt changed. Well, at least now you dont have to worry about dating him while you work together. Now theres only one thing i have to worry about. Singing on stage. Why did i say id do that . Ally, youre ready. And ill be there cheeriri for you. Louder than anyo who might be booing. Thanks, trish. Be your girlfriend . I dont know, austin. Im sorry it took me so long to figure it out. But now i know how i feel. Yeah, tomorrow you could decide you wanna be with ally. U change your mind d lot. No, i dont. Can i get the turkey burger instead . You know what . Thisll be fine. Can you blamme for having doubts . So youre saying no . I didnt say that. So its a yes . i didnt say that either. Look, kira. I wanna be with you. If you dont wanna be with me, i get it. You me right now . I need time to think about it. Right. chuckles got it. How bout now . piano music playing ill be your shoulder if you wanna laugh ill be your smile if you wannfly ill be your sky anything you need thats what ill be. Both boo you stink get off the stage both boo okay, wait wait wait boo okay. How is this supposed to help . Were getting you used to performing under ththworst possible c cditions. If you can sing through this, you can get through singing at the jungle cafe tomorrow night. Think im ready. I donl need to get hit with any more trash. Honestly dez what . you said no more trash. That was a beach ball. Honey, i just wanna tell you how proud i am youre finally conquering your fear. I got you a little present. Aw oh, a charm braceletwith a golden microphone. Thanks, dad. Would a cheap gorilla buy you that . I just wanna ththk you all so much for coming to my book release party. Enjoy the hors doeuvres. Theyre free. Im sure chester the cheap gorilla would appreciate that. Hilarious i wrote this book to inspire people. Hey, ally. You ready for this . I think so. Im proud of you. Lets go set up. Weve got a very special treat for you tonight. Singing with austin moon is my daughter ally. Her father and i couldnt be more proud. Friends, austin and ally wheres ally . I dont know. She just took off. Why would ally te off . Doesnt she know shes supposed to perform . Um, theres gonnnnbe a slight delay in the entertainment. Soeep enjoying your hors doeuvres and ill be right back. Ill go with you to talk to ally. Youre always there for her. Let me handle this one. Austin, maybe you should sing something. Not without ally. Well dont worry, mr. Dawson. Well handle this. We will now read a chapter from dr. Penny dawsons book. Chesters stinginess was an embarrassment to the other gorillas. Aw, come on im sorrrr i let you down, m. Oh, honey. You could never let me down. I really thought i was gonna do it this time. I just panicked. Oh, sweetie. Can i tell you a story . Is it about a giraffe whos afraid of heights . This one is about a girl who was shy and insecure when her mom left for africa. But when she returned, she found this confident, beautiful young woman who was capable of doing anything she put her mind to. Whats your biggest fear . Dez is gon marry trish and theyre gonna wanna lili with me. I meant about your stage fright. That im gonna fail and ill never be a performer. So you try, and if you fail, you get up and you try again. Youre way too talented. Youre r rht. I cant stop trying. Im gonna give it another shot. Thanks, mom. sighs hey, ally. Ill let you two talk. Rememeer when we sat at t ts piano and wrote our first song together . Yeah. Weve come a long way. Youve come a long way. You were a different person back then. That ally couldnt have even gotten on stage, but this ally can. sighs please dont pet me. Thanks for coming over. You really didnt have to do this. Hey, youre always there for me. I talked to my mom and im ready to perform. But thanks. both laugh lets do this. Lets go. And the lion roared. roars from the safety of the nearby rock ledge, the baby meerkat watched. highpitched meer. Kat. Meer. Kat. Sorry, i donon know what a meeeeat is. Thank you, dez and trish. Thank you for bringing my book to life. Im sorry for the delay, friends. Now for a very special duet, please help me welcome guitar strumming when youre oyour own drowning alone and you need a rope that can pull you in someone will throw it and when youre afraid that youre gonna break and y y need a way to feel strong again someone will know it and even when it hurts the most try to have a little hope that someones gonna be there when you dont when you dont if you wanna cry ill be your shoulder if f u wanna laugh ill be your smile i will be your sky anything you need thats what ill be if you wanna climb ill be your ladder if you wanna run illbe your road if you want a friend doesnt matter when anything you need thats what ill be you can come to me you can come to me yeah. applause and cheers i did it i conquered my stage fright. Im glad you were up there with me. That was incredible i feel like i can do anything. I know i can do anything. So long as im with you. Austin. I thought about it. Yes, ill bebeyour girlfriend. Im so proud of our little girl. She was amazing tonight. She always been so talented. Both she gets that from me. th chuckling hey. Thanks for naming the gorilla after me. Youre not mad anymore . Not at all. Oh, would you like me to sign it chester or lester . You know what . Never mind, ill do both. yells holeinone yeah burps oh, i see you and mrs. Kipling are playing puttputt golf. Yup. Its totes great, except the ball return is a little slow. Yes, i would estimate one to two days, depending on how much bran she consumes. Ravi, you got a package from india. Ooh it is from the monks at my old school. Look, mrs. Kipling, what do you think it is . Why ask her . Yeah, shes just an oversized gecko. And you will be coming out of her ball return. Guys, guys, remember that part i auditioned for but didnt get . You mean all of them . Yes. But im talking about the role in maeth. Well, i kept hoping and wishing, and it finally happened the girl who had the role got a broken kneecap. You took tonys uncle up on his offer . No, it was an accident. And i saved myself 500 bucks. chuckles wow, shakespeare in the park, im m pressed. So, which juicy role are you playing . Lady macbeth, lady macduff . No, im first apparition and i have two whole lines scoffs just two . I mean, two . Hey giggles congratulalaons, jessie. We are so proud of you. Thank you, ravi. You ow, this is my first real acting job in new york. Other than looking happy every time i open my paycheck. Oh, oh, oh, oh oh, oh, oh, oh hey jessie, hey jessie it feels like a Party Every Day hey jessie, hey jessie but they keep on pulling me every which way hey jessie, hey jessie my whole world is changing turning around they got me going crazy the groundre shaking but they took a chance on the new girl in town and i dont want to let them down, down, down hey jessie hey jessie it feels like a Party Every Day hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, Jessie Macbeth macbeth cease uh, am i doing mr. Lipton . Rong, mmmhmm. Everything oh. Your posture, your enunciation. And that lipstick is hideous youre an apparition, not a clown. Sorry, sir. It was on sale, my bad. Again and this time, for the acting profession right, good note. exhales macbeth macb. Cease halt wherefore art thou talent . I dont know what makes me cringe more, your acting, or the deviled eggs at kraft service. Too much paprika, tina now, jessie, watch and learn. Oh, i already know how to make deviled eggs. No i meant watch me whimpers winces uh, cyril, you okay there . Whos his Emergency Contact . gasps Macbeth Macbeth macbetet beware macduff beware the thane of fife uh. Jessie . Mmm. Did you feel that . Sure did. I was right in the splash zone. Ravi, are you sure its a good idea to open up a strange box from a foreign country . Thats how i ended up with my first wife. Long story. Ooh, it is an ancient ceremonial bell. Oh, great. One more thing for me to dust. gasps and this is a gaja mukta. An elephant pearl. Rumomod to have magicacapowers. Like what . The possibilities are limitless. Maybe it can even make your hair grow back. Thats ridiculous. More ridiculous than joining the hair club for butlers . Its a professional Networking Organization whatever you do, do not touch this. I am going to walk mrs. Kipling, to h hp her pass those golf balls. Come on, mrs. Kipling. mrs. Kipling clicking i finally got zuri tucked into bed. After prying her nails out of my neck. Have you ever tried to tuck in a wolverine . What are you doing . Rubbing a magic bell on my head to grow hair. Duh did you rub it on your back . cause i can see a small forest creeping up your neck. Im m ying to grow it out, so i can do a mbupandover. sup, grownup . I cant believe you thought that tuck would hold me. Lets watch tv. Ive got reba fevah, and country countdowns the cure. Uhuhuh. No. I have to practice my lines for the playayomorrow night. Youre playing a ghost. How hard is it to walk on stage and yell, boo . Zuri, bed. Now. Jessie, no. Catch me. Oh, wait a minute laughs zuri, get back here. Come here come here, come here, come here. screams gotcha now, give me the bell and go to bed, young lady no youre mean you dont remember what its like e be a kid. bell rings what just happened . Why am i so short . And why do i feel like im falling forward . both gasp did we just switch bodies . Mmmhmm. Zuri, what are we gonna do . And watching tv till our eyes bleed. Oh, no, yoyre not shrieks well, that didnt work. Who took all my scarves . I need them for tomorrow nights live, kitty couture scarftacular. yelling loud crash sputters now that was scarftacular thanks a lot, jerkrkf the jungle luke emma zuri and i were touching a magic bell and then we switched bodies not now, zuri, ive got big people problems. Me, too i used to be big people zuri, tell them youre me. Am not. Ar, liar, pants on fire. gasps now, go to bed. What . You cant make me go to bed okay, m going to count to 10. Zuri zenobia ross, you cant count to 10 on me i count to 10 on you one, two, three. One, two, three. Where is this going to end . Im guessing 10. Before my big acting debut tomorrow nigig. If you go onontage, it will bebe bigger disaster than my prom night. You should go to bed, too, yobig boogers. But our bedtime isnt for an hour. And zuri didnt have to go. Well, shes a lot cuter than you. A lot. Now, move, you big poopy butts. Jessie, did you just call us boogers and poopy b bts . I have never been so attracted to you. Youre nasty. Isnt he nasty . mock retching ravi, zuri and i switched bodies im jessie. Oh, zuri, your childldike flights of fancy are always a aelight. Never change. But i am not making this up i am jessie i had to go bra shopping with my dad okay, i will play along. Let us see. If you are really jessss, then tell me something only she and i would know. You still like to wear choo choo underwear. gasps jessie, it is you how did this happen . I dont know. Its your dang bell. So the power is real. Ravi, you need to fix this, or im sending you to sports camp. gasps very well. Im sure if we comb the ancient scrolls and the internet, we will find an answer within a week or two. What . But my play is tomorrow night in that case, we are up the ganges without a pool noodle. humming zuri, what a a you doing . Making breakfast. You are not putting that in my body good thinking. If im gonna ride all those roller coasters at coney island, i want to keep my arms up and my breakfast down. You cant go riding roller coasters yeah, i can. cause now im tall enough to ride every ride. And drive whwhe are the keys to t t helicopter . Oh, not gonna happen if ravi cant change us back in time, you need to learn my lines, so you dont mess up my career. What career . You know youre not too big to spank well, actually, you are. Just come on whines but i dont wanna be a struggling actor. I cacat believe theyrrstill pretending thisistupid bell made t tm switch bodies. gasps luke, do not touch that. It is dangerous to touch the gaja mukta ooh, im so scared. Ah luke, give him back his sanjay gupta you are so immature youre immatureer. bell rings dude, why are you wearing my face . What is that terrible smell . sniffs ew, gross, its me uhoh. Did you two just switch bodies . both screaming g i will te that as a yes. Zuri, get down here before you crack my skull open. Cant make me. laughs then you can forget about that Carrie Underwood concert. Fine. If i fell, id probably only break one of your old, brittle hips, anyhow. W. Now, please focus were up to the line about the thane of fife. What the heck is a thane . Its shakespeare. No one knows what it means. You. Me . Me . Oh, no. Not the little one. The ononwith the ridiculous pom poms. Ridiculous . Youre gonna look ridiculous with my foot in your. muffled how would you like to be bumped up to first witch . gasps id love to thank you again, not you so, what say you, fellow thespian . tsums chanting distant chanting chattering chattering echoes tirescreeching sound distant chattering chattering continues tsums squealing in distance chattering tuba plays low note tuba plays series of notes long tuba note piano notes play bass violin strings squeak tympani notes plpl harp notes play soft tympani notes play loud tympani notes piano notes play tapping applause orchestral music plays orchestra plays sing melody orchestral music ends ah video game beeping kitty couture goes live in one hour its supes important, and i need your help sorry, ive got an appointment to cut my, i mean, your hair. gasps how do you feel about a mullet . gasps you wouldnt dare now, put on that disguise and those kitty claw gloves, and get fierce chuckcks no way really . Because i have four Slumber Party invitations for next weekend. If you help , you can take your pick. Ooh, deal this is gonna be the greatest pillow fight of my life ravi, why are you just sitting around . You should be figugung out this stupipibell without accent but its s sfar. No, no, no, no, no, no, no in indian accent i fear i have some demoralizing news. You can wear em, blow snot into em, and dry those hardtoreach places. And thats all thereris to say about t arves. Idiot. And fyi, guys dont really care about what you wear. They just like it when you talk about sports. Or play video games. gasps or laugh when they burp the alphabet. laughing time to wrap this up, kitty. Fine. Heres a very special signoff. See you next time in the glitter box burping screaming phew oh, i love my new hair. And im so light on my feet. This is what it must be like to walk on the moon focus ah. Then let ubring the bell to the park, and figure this out before the curtain rises. Hey, hows my stage makeup look . Like a box of crayons threw up o oyou ah bertrau, please quit caressing my hair. It is getting weird. making farting sounds laughs stop playing my armpit its totes gro isnt it badadnough that you dederoyed kitty couture . Dude, calm down. Its just a dumb little internet show. With three million followers whoa youre more popular that that monkey who sniffed his own butt. I cant even imagine what horrible things people are saying about kitty couture. groros hey, im sorry, emma. I didnt mean to ruin your vlog. I know how important clothes are to you and your people. tablet chimes omg this is fantabulous please dont use my mouth to say that my viewers actually liked you look. Kitty gives us an insightful glimime into the secret mind of boys my page views are going through the roof scoffs guess it doesnt matter whose body iin. People cant get enough of the lukester. smacks lips whoa. Theres a lot of people out there. You really should have made me practice more. Id strangle you, if i could reach your throat. Okayayso the first stanza is on your right arar and the second s snza is on your left. T. Got it. Whats a stanza . Oy. Why couldnt we just switch bodies on the day i had to get a root canal . Thats cold. Im sorry, zuri. This just means so much to me. I know. I promise ill try and do my very best. Even though i cant remember my lines, and i really have to go potty. But i promise ill try and hold it. Thanks, zuri. Now, go break a leg. Thats mean double, double toil and trouble, fire burn, and cauldron bubble. all cackling aughs fill of a fenny snake, in the cauldron boil and bake. Ugh, sounds like bertrams cooking. Zuri, if its not on your arm, dont say it how now, you secret, black and midnight hags what. Who you cacaing a hag . Hes calling us hags what is it you do . Well, right now im wiping your tuna salad off my forehead um. Uh, eyenewl toewool batand. Ha each time the switch occurred, those who touched the bell were arguing. So, if i am correct, these negative elements, en bombarded by positive energies, might switch us back. My hair has body and shine bertram, just hold this and say nice things no keep that bellllaway from me. Im not losing this hair youre gonna lose more than that hair if you dont do what i say let me begin. You are a superlative napper and very knowledgeable about cheese. Your turn. reluctantly okay. Yoyore slightly less annoying than luke. And you have fantastic hair. sobbing dramatically bell ringing sobbing it worked i am me and you are you again. Huzzah and i just bought a gallon of hair gel, and a threespeed blow dryer sobbing with a aiffuser sobbing i conjure you, by that which you do profess. Howeer you come to know it, answer me. Answer me im looking, im looking. I better get a new doll for this. Jessie. Who be this . Forsooth, macbcbh. Tis i, zurinda. The, uh. Witch intern. Ooh ooh i know how to switch us back. We just hold the bell and say nice things about each other. How now, weirirwitches . What play art t ou in . Thank you for trying to help me. Youre the best little girl in the world. I would do anything for you. Youre the best nanny in the world. bell ringing both gasp hey, im me again welclce back. Now get off my stage. Yes, be gonenewitch intern get thee to a nunnery thats from hamlet. I know that exhales eye of newt and toe of frog, wool of bat and tongue of dog, adders fork and blindworms sting, lizards leg and owlets wing cauldron bubbling thats your cue, mac line . Yes my head is cold. sobbing oh, thank you. How do i look . I would not play hard to get. Glad to be back in my own body. And im glad to be rid of your armpit smell. Hey, why do my eyebrows hurt . Because i plucked them. Youre welcome. Oh, man hey, just be glad we both switched back before one of us had to use the bathroom. both imitating vomiting good news i have destroyed the bell. Absolutely nothingngemains of that teteible talisman. So, no one will ever be able to switch bodies again . That is correct what are you guys staring at . screaming growling ooh look, mrs. Kipling, what do you think it is . Why ask her . Yeah, shes just an oversized gecko. Call her an oversized gecko again, and you will be coming out of her ball return. I bet all mrs. Kipling thinks about is godzilla movies, eatingngockroaches, imagining what would happen if we all switched bodies. Luke, do not be ridiculous. Mrs. Kipling hates cockroaches. beeping good news with an accent. laughing bell ringing laughing bell ringing i wanna keep my breakfast. Yep. Nope. Up bell ringing grunts well, i cant get up. So, my dad cleaned out our bomb shelter, and he sent me my favorite doll. Military mary Super Soldier by day. gasps . Fairy princess by night hums excitedly howd shshget that scar . Fromom bayonet, or a unicoco . I dont know. She came with the scar, and her background is classified. You know, zuri, i was just about your age when my dad gave me mary. This doll helped get me through some pretty tough times. You mean like back in india, when i was bitten by that cobra and had to walk five miles to obtain some used antivenom . Uphill . No, but one time i had to walk home from the mall cause my dad forgot pick me up. You win. My point is, military mary is very special to me, and she deservesa very special little girl to play with. So zuri, her new orders are to bunk with you. Thank you. But are you sure she wouldnt be happier back in the bomb shelter . scoffs s his is a 20 Million Dollar penthouse. I think shell adjust. chuckles oh, oh, oh, oh oh, oh, oh, oh hey jese, hey jessie it feels like a Party Every Day hey jessie, hey jessie but they keep on pulling me every which way h h jessie, hey jessiee my whole world is changing turning around but they took a chance on the new girl in town and i dont want to let them down, down, down hey jessie hey jessie it feels ke a Party Every Day hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, jessie has anyone seen my keys . retches found them. Oh, thanks. By any chance, has anyone seen my nosehair trimmers . Feel free to take a look. Sorry, guys, i just cant seem to focus these days, and i feel all woozy inside. Maybe youre sick. Its salma espinosa. Is that contagious . Its not a disease its the name of the most beautiful woman on earth shes the neighbors personalalhef, and lets just say e is one hot tamale. E. Bertram, were going to help you get salma. Oh. Absolutely not. But arent you tired of spending your nights polishing your Nesting Dolls with your tears . Yes. But theres no way im letting you two meddle in my personal life. Okay. Just so were e ear, we are going t t meddle, right . Ke Michael Phelps at the olympics. Okay, mary. Your mission is to scratch my back. Ah, mission accomplished. cell phone ringing uh, its darla. This could take a while. She has unlimited bragging minutes. Rla, hi oh oh, youre calling from your boyfriends private submarine . Lucky you. Ooh, a bunnybot 3000 hey, is that an original military mary doll . chuckles simon sneed is the name, toy collecting is my game. As is making r rher obvious rhymes, apparently. Watch this. electronic whirring youre the best boy or girl ever tell your mommy to buy my dvds, backpacks, and lunch boxes. And best of all. Hold out your hands. whirring gasps chcholate poop . Delicious ill tell you what. Ill take that old, scarfaced doll off your hands in exchange for the brand new bunnybot. Deal both sucker cell phone ringing luke, are you almost here . Great. Initiating operation beauty and t t butler. Im calling her right now. Salma espinosa . in deep voice yo, this is tony from the lobby. I need to see youse down here real quick. Go jets elevator bell dings hola, bertram. stammers you know, you two have a lot in common. Like cooking, and. Breathing. So, have fun with that. Bye chuckles nervously hiccups oh. Im sorry, i always get hiccups when im nervous. Especially when im around beautiful women. Oh, you think im beautiful . You make me turn as red as the tomatoes in my paella. I love paella. Oh, well. Perhaps we could cook for each other sometime. Like this satutuay . hiccupping cocoinues i i ould be over these hiccups by then. Well, this saturday there is a salsa contest in the park. gasps we could enter together. I love salsa im the salsa king bueno. Oh, i cannot wait to salsa the night away. h hcups she meant the salsa dancing contest what did you think she meant . A salsa making contest you know, diced tomatoes, onions, cilantro who dances in the park . Thats crazy and making salsa in the park is sane . You two got me into this, youre gonna get me out. Youve got three days to teach me how to salsa dance. Is three days going to be enough . Only if we can cut down his nap time to less than six hours a day. I cannot believe you gave jessies doll away. She will be very upset. Okay, done with darla. The sub went under a whale so she lost reception. Then i guess were done here. Better go home. Wait, wait, wait wheres military mary . She shipped out. She promised to write. What do you mean, shipped out . Okay, okay. Fine. I cannot tell a lie. Ravi traded her to a toy dealer. She can tell a lie zuri traded your precious memories for an incontinent varmint on the bright side, i made out like a bandit. Meet bunnybot. electronic whirring so you traded military mary for a bunny that poops chocolate . One, two, three. Five, six, seven. salsa music playing ive seen better rotation from the washing machine. Like youve ever seen a washing machine. gasps okay, okay, lets just try some basic steps. Ready . exclaims in spanish now you. Have you met me . Stupid poopybot. Jessie. I made my bed, did my homework, and cleaned my closet. Is there anything else you want me to do . Oh, oh, the silent treatment. Well, two can play at that game. I dont want to play that game just be mad yell at me. Im not mad at you, okay, zuri. Military mary meant a lot to me, and what you did really hurt my feelings. I didnt mean to hurt her. I hate to say i told you so, but. Oh, who am i kidding . Actually, i quite enjoy it. This is terrible. And no amount of chocolate poop can make it better. Doesnt hurt, though. salsa music playing bertram, clean up that footwork, straighten your frame, and tuck in your butt if i could, i would music stops i keep hearing this voice in my head saying i cant do this. Oh, just ignore it. Thats what we do when we hear your voice, right . grunts i give up bertram, do you ever want to get a girlfriend . All right. Ill do it for salma. The only thing missing is the perfect outfit. And while im at it, ill try to find something for you, too, bertram music starts keep dancing. sighs i hate this more than you do. I find that hard to believe. Believe it. Hey, sneed. I want military mary back, so ill make you an offer you cant refuse, see . Play your cards right and we both walk away from this, see . She loves gangster movies. Ill give you the same answer i gave my mother when she asked me to move out. No there you guys are i came to trade my best toys to get military mary back for you. Oh, thats so sweet, zuri. Whats your excuse . I was her hostage hi, sir. My name is jessie. Clearly theres been a little mistake here, so zuri will just give you back your bunnypoopybot, and you give us military mary. No way only seven of these dolls with scars were ever made. Which means im gonna make some money. Have you no heart . Jessies father gave her that toy so what . My mother gave me an ulcer. Boohoo look, missy, if you want your precious doll back, you can bid on it at the toytacular, like the rest of the pathetic geeks. Valued customers, i mean. Wait. Dont worry, mary we will find you only tell him your name, rank, and serial number shell be okay. salsa music playing ooh mirror, mirror, what does our future hold . Show me what happens when our stories unfold. Ooh welcome to my wicked world wicked world spraying noise hey, mal. You busy . Yeah. Im in the zone. Can you dezone . Not a word, but i will forgive you cause youre cute. Theres been a bit of an incident. Oh, yeah. Your digimage. Thats definitely not a word. Your digital image . Digimage. Still not a word. This. Mal mals a princess in waiting, alright. A princess in waiting to mess up hashtag princessaster . Thats trending by the way. Okay, my people may be evil, but what you auradon kids are doing to the english language is cruel. Not to worry. I will make it up to audrey by posting this wicked portrait of her as her favorite heroine. Her mom. Maleficents daughter painting Sleeping Beautys daughter as Sleeping Beauty is supposed to help your digimage . Do you remember family day . Ugh, family day. Okay, so what . I should do some unSleeping Beautying . Thats not a word. Im learning how to be auradonian. Come on, its not like i gave her captain hooks coat. Beware, forswear, caption hooks coat she will wear. Okay, funny, but stop. laughs beware, forswear, cruellas stole might give a scare beware, forswear, sprout my mothers horns from audreys hair. Okay, but change it back before someone. camera clicking phone chimes ben . Sees it. I. Have a digimage problem. Im so proud of bertram. I cant believe hes actually doing it. The way you dressed him, i cant believe he actually left the house. You are doing wonderfully, guapo, but you seem a little nervous. Nervous . Im not nervous. Im barely aware that there are three incredibly stern judges watching my every move. hiccups do not worry. Now that they are watching. Twirl me were doing so well with this one, two, three thing. hoots excitedly ooh, here comes the twirl twirl her like spaghetti, bertram exclaims joyfully you have no business being out on that dance floor with her you stink you shouldve stuck to making salsa totalmente horrible que lastima. Quiet, bertrams bertram, where are you going . We are doing the salsa, not the running man what happened . He was doing so great. Oh, i knew i shouldnt have mentioned spaghetti. Hes probably hip deep in meatballs by now. We can fix this. One of ushould go wrangle bertram while the other dances with his beautiful partner. Luke . Hi. Im bertram 2. 0. Congratulations on your free upgrade. Bam pants sold out . Its just a bunch of old toys, not a Blake Shelton concert i think i found our way in. gasps we fake a neck injury . No. No, we conk those snuggle bugs on the head, take their costumes, put them in the back of the snugmobile, lock the doors, hide the keys in a dumpster. Or we could just take three costumes off of this unattended rack. Youre no fun. Bertram, whats going on . I cant believe i thought this would work. Well, you usually need someone to push you. Im not talking about the swing, im talking about the dance contest. I really thought i could pull this off. But all those people were staring, and the judges were so judgey. But you were doing great out there. Really . Was i . Yes you shouldve seen how excited salma was dancing with you. She looked like you the day you got your new pressure cooker. That excited . Yes, that excited. Bertram, youve worked so hard. Youre a great dancer now. Salma thinks you can do it, luke and i think you can do it. The only person saying you cant do it is you. Well, there were actually four of me saying it. Huh . Long story. Which there is no time for, because the girl of your dreams is waiting for you on that dance floor, and she needs you to win this contest you really think i can do this . Yes now, why arent you moving . Because im stuck in this swing grunts exhales deeply lets go. Theres sneed static attention, ladies and gentlemen. Remember to stick around for the big toy auction after the show. The first item up for bid is a rare military mary doll. all gasp the bidding will start at 1,000. all gasp all 1,000. That makes it the most expensive thing i own i dont want to split hairs here, but you did give the doll to me. Do you really want to bring that up right now . Jessie, where are you going to get a 1,000 . They cut up your credit card at a frozen yogurt stand. I never shouldve splurged on sprinkles. Okay, you guys go buzz around sneed, and ill grab mary with whichever one of these is my real arm. Before the bidding begins, the snuggle bugs will be performing their hit single, as long as you bug me. Hey, watch it, bro, keep your feelers to yourself. salsa music playing oh, god. Sorry i cut out. Can i cut back in . Re, we have to make it look smooth. Lets do the reverse copa. Five, six, seven, eight. Maybe we should try that again. You think . Five, six, seven, eight. Im sorry, salma. If you knew me better, youd know i typically dont run away like that. Or run, period. Im just glad you are back. Your little friend was a bit of a showboat. crowd cheering that all thats left is us and bertram. We have to stop being so awesome. scoffs thats like asking me to stop breathing. Is that an option . Salma, its time to win that trophy. Maybe we should let them win. They are only children. They both have giant trust funds, and theyll never have to work a day in their lives. Let us do this all cheering bertram, you were wonderful. You think that was good, you should see me make salsa. gasps we did it chuckles they did it . What . bertram sighs im really sorry, salma. I know you wanted to win that trophy. Do not be silly, bertram. I got something much better. A cute new novio. You won a car . No, silly. Novio means boyfriend. Oh. chuckles oh. chuckles wow. Sorry, bertram. We werent trying to win, but when you combine me with a dance floor and a crowd, theres only so many ways it can end. But were totes proud of you, and we really want you to have this. Thanks, but salma and i already have everything we need. Si, guapo. chuckles ugh lets get out of here before she starts running her fingers jessie okay, looks like were gonna have to perform. Just follow my lead and try to fake your way through this. Ravi are you kidding . We have seen every snuggle bugs episode a zillion times. Zuri its the reason i have no Attention Span funky music playing jessie whoa, whoa. Watch out, watch out. Hey hey hey whoa, okay thats. Thats not right. Uh. Kids actually watch this stuff . Whoa. Hey, hey whoa pants whoa. Wait. Huh . grunts stuck. Whoa all gasp crowd cheer all booing get me down. On it whoa thud thanks a lot. My bad. Stop them theyre after my doll. She traded it fair and square what is fair about taking advantage of a gullible, thoughtless little girl . No offense. Wait stop friends, parents, snuggle bug enthusiasts. Toys are special. Theyre not just things to buy and sell, theyre part of our happiest childhood moments, our most precious memories. Preach so, we should take really good care of our toys, because at one time or another, they took pretty good care of us. And this man tricked my little zuri into trading away my military mary for some cheap poopybot, which is already out of poop all gasp and he lied about marys real value. all gasp and he did not provide a receipt come on my Profit Margins are razor thin. If i dont cheat your spoiled brats, how am i supposed to pay for my sports car . Get him kids yelling sneed ow mom . Quit it we should get out of here. Looks like sneeds about to get the chocolate beat out of him. Aw, zuri, youre playing with mary. You know you dont have to. Are you kidding me . Im not taking my eyes off of her. Shes valuable. Yeah, 1,000 is a lot of cash. I dont mean the money. Shes valuable because you gave her to me. Aw. Plus, military mary is really fun. Oh, i know, right . One time i had her rescue the president from evil aliens. Well, today mary is on a secret mission. All right, chubbs. Tell us where you hid the honey or fuzzywuzzy wont be so fuzzy. This brings back so many happy, childhood interrogation memories. Presenting my special caviar omelet with gruyere cheese a la bertram. Voila phones beeping tomorrow im just heating up frozen waffles. Kids yay ravi, are you ever going to take your turn . Whats the point of playing zombie slaughter with buddies if your buddy never slaughters zombies . Do you know there has been a rash of burglaries in the building . Uhoh. Id better go lock my dollhouse what . I got fine minichina in there. Guys, relax. We have topnotch security downstairs. We have tony downstairs. We are doomed hey, guys, i have to run to the post office this afternoon to overnight these fish to france for your moms emergency pedicure. Ooh, i want a fishy they eat the dead flesh off your feet. Im good. Emma, i need you to walk zuri home from school today. Okay. gasps phone beeps omg kelly is wearing a chiffon dress to the dance tomorrow now, i cant wear my chiffon dress i miss having 14yearold girl problems. Now that rachel kapowskis single, im gonna ask her to the dance. Shes my dream girl. I thought i was your dream girl. Ugh. Men. Oh, oh, oh, oh oh, oh, oh, oh hey jessie, hey jessie it feels like a Party Every Day hey jessie, hey jessie but they keep on pulling me every which way hey jessie, hey jessie my whole world is changing turning around they got me going crazy the groundre shaking but they took a chance on the new girl in town and i dont want to let them down, down, down hey jessie hey jessie it feels like a Party Every Day hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, jessie i am ready. Ravi, were not were playing dodgeball. Yes, against gale the gorilla gustavo. Hes not that tough. grunts look, theres rachel. Her break up with the walden website. Over it would have been the top story, but the third graders guinea pig had babies. Mazel tov, fluffy you read the schools website, too . You make reading lamer than it already is whistles groans chuckles nice shot, rachel i think you just turned his outie into an innie. Ravi oh grunting i am already out, people what are you going for, extra credit . Ow whoa awesome duck and roll, luke youve got some good moves. If you like that, you should see me move on the dance floor. Well, technically, this is gonna be the dance floor. Yeah, different decorations, same sweat sock smell. chuckles so, i see you like stink based humor. Well, youll get a lot more of that if you come to the dance with me. Sure. roars nervous grunt i would hate to be one of your pimples. Hey thanks for taking the umbrella, and then not picking me up i got a call from the 70s and they want their hair back sighs zuri, im so sorry i forgot because i was practicing my smoky eye. Please dont tell jessie. Fine. Its going to cost you a weeks allowance. 2,000 for one little favor . Ill give you 50 bucks. Deal i wouldve kept quiet for a chuckles bar, sucker whoa zuri, youre gonna need a bigger bike helmet. Uh, good idea. Well go buy one stammering whistling bertram, why do i feel like the kids dont tell me everything . Why do you care . The less they talk, the better. But, i really feel like sometimes. Zip that goes for you, too. There is no way mrs. Kipling can catch a burglar. She cant even catch a cricket unless it has a limp. grumbles softly just stick to the script. sighs oh, what a lovely day in my big penthouse, surrounded by all my expensive things. Oh, no a burglar if only a small dinosaur would stop him grumbles softly hey, guys, i put a snack out for you on the. Whoa crashing groaning Bertram Bertram speak to me whats the snack . Sushi. Ugh oh oh, emma, are you making a salad . On your face . Im giving myself a predance facial. Uhuh. And what else did you do today . Oh, you know, the ushe. I went to school and got my hair and nails done. So, you got them done after school . Yep was that before or after you forgot to pick up zuri . Before. Aha how did you find out . You just told me. Why would i do that . Because i tricked you. Well, that wasnt very nice i cannot believe you didnt pick zuri up from school sorry, i forgot. Like youve never forgotten anything before. Um, i never forget things. Yeahhuh remember that time you forgot who you were and had to fight against a secret Government Agency to protect yourself and the woman you love . Thats the plot to the bourne identity. I cant believe youre mad at me for not doing your job thats it you are not going to that dance what . This is totally unfair you are the worst nanny in the history of nannies emma, i know you dont mean that. Ugh. Teenagers. Um, youre a teenager, too. The only difference between you and her is that you dont get invited to things. Jessie, ill make you a deal. I go to the dance, and you ground me from all my math classes. How is that a punishment . Because i love math two plus two equals fabulous jessie, does this look okay . I need to look perfect for my date with rachel. Meanwhile, ill be here, growing old and bitter, like somebody i know i was talking about you, jessie yeah, i got that luke, dont worry, you look great. Oh, thanks. If a tad nervous. I havent seen sweat stains like that since you got your last report card. Ugh i need some advice about girls. My freckles can only take me so far. Luke, dont worry, all right . Just be yourself. Ooh, and get her a rose. Good idea, but what should i say . What do girls like to hear on a date . Well, uh, i can tell you what we dont like to hear. Whoa, youre going to eat that whole thing . Babe, babe, i, i forgot my wallet, do you mind paying for dinner . farting sound oh, thats my new text alert. I recorded it myself. Man, i Love Technology okay, my advice for tonight. Blowdry your pits and keep your phone on silent but deadly. beeps i cant believe everyone is at the dance and im stuck here thanks a lot, balloon jessie panting emma balloon jessie horrible news peasant blouses are back . Worse. I just read on the walden website that gale has sworn revenge on luke for stealing his woman they broke up, he cant blame luke i do not think a guy nicknamed the gorilla comprehends the subtle nuances of teen dating etiquette weve got to call luke i already tried. He is not answering. Oh. He could be in midswirly right now then theres only one thing to do ravi, will you come to the dance with me . Emma. Emma. I am very flattered, but you are my sister. Pot pies taste so good theyre yummy in my tummy yum, yum. screams crashing we got you, thief ugh its only bertram. scoffs i told you, no burglar is going to come get us besides, marbles arent going to stop anyone. Whoa they stopped you. Twice. Emma, can we talk . Look, i dont want you to miss out on that dance, but you need to understand that what you did was really wrong. Okay, ignoring the problem wont make it go away. Kind of like my credit card bill. gasps youre not emma, youre balloon jessie so emma snuck out i cannot believe she went to that dance and gave me a mustache ziziks deli makes hoagies like my mommy i love their soups and breads and also their pastrami machine buzzing ow ow ow ow grunting aha it worked ugh its just bertram again. What a waste of a good ball beatdown. grunts turn it off, or load it with meatballs bertram grunting bertram, we are trying to defend our penthouse thats it no more traps breathes heavily bertram. What . Are you going to pick that up . dance music playing this is for you, rachel. A pretty rose for a pretty girl. There. pants is it hot in here . Are you hot . I mean, you are hot. I mean, are you warmhot . You know what . Im going to go get us some punch. grunts sighs wow. Rookie mistake. Even when youre floundering, never back away from a girl. They can smell fear. Even through all that cologne you have on, which stinks right now. Adam sandler what are you doing at our school dance . Uh, just trying to pick up some spare change chaperoning. If we have to have grownups, too, im glad its you. chuckles ugh whatever you do, dont drink the punch i made that punch. I mean, dont just drink it. Savor it yeah go ahead. Wash that foot out of your mouth. Ah, sorry, mr. Sandler. Dont call me mr. Sandler, call me thunder. Why . I just think it sounds cooler. Okay. So, thunder, do you think i have a chance with this girl . Absolutely. When it comes to girls, all you have to be is polite, honest, and a movie star. But im not a movie star. Well, you should try it sometime, its excellent. Now, go back out there, and take her some of my punch. I made it in kevin james bathtub. Dont worry, he was wearing a wetsuit. doorbell rings oh hoagies are here at last yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum thank you let me get your tip. Heres a tip. Youre being robbed. Oh. sighs whoa whoa emma luke, youve got to get out of here. Gale said hes going to get you for dating rachel well, bring it on if he wants to fight, ill fight him. There wont be a fight. Gale will give you a wedgie, and everyone will see your ridiculous superman undies some people think theyre cool. Nobody thinks theyre cool. Not even lois lane scoffs im willing to take that chance. I finally got my dream girl. Im not going to lose her because of some underwearyanking gorilla. Luke, at least tighten your belt emma emma oh, excuse me. Sorry, oh. Ow, ow, ow, okay, okay. Oh, yeah. Adam sandler . What are you doing here . Waiting for them to play gangnam style. Im here looking for one of my charges. Im the nanny. Yeah . Yeah. But im also a struggling actress. Really . What have i seen you in . Uhuh. Nothing. Thats why im struggling. Makes sense. Yeah. Do you have any advice for me . I do. Remember this. Mmmhmm. Mmmhmm. Show up on time. Know all your lines. Mmmhmm. And whenever possible, do this. mumbles incoherently mumbles incoherently thats it, thats it. Oh . Yes this punch is horrible. Yeah, thats kevin james feet youre tasting. Good to meet you. Good to meet you. Aha screams got ya stuttering jessie, i can explain. Great, cant wait to hear it 16 years from now, when youre ungrounded youll be 30 jessie, i didnt sneak out to come to the dance. Really . Huh thats weird, because with people dancing, and music playing, jessie, listen i snuck out to warn luke rachels old boyfriend, the gorilla, is coming after him please tell me they call him the gorilla because he likes to climb trees. No, its because hes huge, grunts, and can peel a banana with his feet and now hes going to give luke the wedgie of his life oh, no. And lukes probably wearing his superman underwear weve got to find him. Hey, luke, wet ready for some galeforce winds. See what i did there . Have you grown since gym class . Yep. roars ah everyone gasps my punch i knew i should have made brownies. Gale, all youve managed to do is make yourself took foolish, and ruin poor Adam Sandlers punch. Thunders when is that gonna catch on . Gale, i cant believe you did that yeah, humiliating me is not going to win rachel back. Right, rachel . You still care or maybe it will. Im sorry, luke. The rose was sweet, but you should give it to a girl who really deserves it. Hey, you want to go get some chinese later . Ive been really craving some moo goo gale pan. Oh, ive missed your clever wordplay. You should be ashamed of yourself you think i want to live a life of crime . I cant support myself on deli tips and the Delivery Charge is not the tip, people well, heres a thought. Why dont you get a new job . I was a philosophy major theres no jobs in philosophy congratulationon dad, you were rigig okay. Oh, no, no, no, no. Not gary the gravy boat i mean, my best dispenser of gravy. stamps ow roars screams grunting sobbing zuri bertram, whats wrong . Did you taste your cooking again . Oh, bertram, who is your friend . muffled yelling and why are you tied up . sighs because thats what burglars do gasps so youre the burglar . What evil sickness drives a man to steaea what else am i supposed to do . My only skills are peddling a bike and discussing kierkegaard now, please, call off your velociraptor. I told you mrs. Kipling could be a fierce guard lizard sorry, mrs. K. Who knew you can go all Jurassic Park on someone . grumbles softly hello were still gettininrobbed here someone untie me and call the cops no dont call the cops if you let me go, i can get you free hoagies for the next three years really . Both we are calling the cops okay, okay, okay. grumbles softly luke, are you okay . Not really. But on the bright side, none of that punch got in my mouth, so. How did you know gale was after me . Emma told me. Luke, im so sorry, but if rachel cant see how great a guy you are, then shes a big idiot. Meanwhile, im sitting here without a date, looking like a bigger idiot. sighs well, i cant do anything out the punch, but you are done just sitting around. scoffs jessie, y dont have to do this. Yes, i do luke, you are sweet and funny and cool. Hey, check out my friends checking us out. chuckles you could probably coast all the way through middle school on this one. I can coast all the way to my g. E. D really . Yeah, well, maybe. chuckles hey, jessie. Hmm. I was told to give this to a gigi who really deserves it. I think thats you. Aw, luke. Ill treasure this. I treasured that. both chuckle hey, thanks for eering me up. Eh, thats what nannies are for. But you know what would make me feel great . If i got a kiss. Dont push your luck. chuckles other than the fact that i still have punch in my pants, emma, thanks again for trying to warn me about gale. Youre welcome. Yeah, that was a really great big sister thing to do. You are now officially ungrounded. Good, because seeing you dancing gangnam style was punishment enough. Adam sandler did put you to shame. So not true. His lasso technique was way too wristy. vocalizing chuckling alarm sounding huh. This is new. Oops, i guess we forgot one of our traps. Huh i didnt know it was nanny season. Get the key key . Key. Uh, zuri, a word . Sure. Neasy chuckle i pe that word isnt key, because i dont have one. Theyre not coming back, are they . Guys . Dont you. Dont. both scream come here kids . Bertram . Adam sandler . He prefers thunder. clicks tongue last time on austin ally. Ally austin and i do like each other, but its complicated. I think he still has feelings for another girl. I made up my mind. Im gonna ask kira to be my girlfriend. Its time for me to face my biggest fear. Im gonna perform on stage. If you wanna climb, ill be your ladder r if you wanna run ill be your road. I did it i conquered my stage fright doesnt matter when anything you need thats what ill be you can come to me. Austin . I thought about it. Yes, ill be your girlfriend. You can come to me, yeah. Oh, uh. I guess thats the answer to the question i asked you yesterday. And you said yes. I guess that makes it official. Congratstsyou two. Ally, i thanks well, i better get smooching i mean, scooching. Theres a movie i dont wanna kiss i mean, miss. stammering lets go, trish. The duet sounded great tonight, austin, although your timing was a little off. nervous chuckling g so kira, about us. Im afraid that i know. Youre afraid my dads gonna be mad were officially dating. See, the thing is shh. Lets not worry about my dad right now. Lets just be happy. Aw, man. Thth is bad. What am i gonna shh. Lets not worry about kirand ally right now. Lets just freak out. screaming theme music playing when the crowd wants more i bring on the thunder cause youve got my back and im n n going under youre my p pnt, youre my y guard youre the perfect chord and i see our names together on every billboard were headed for the top, weve got it on lock well make em say hey and well keep rockin oh, theres no way i could make it without ya do it without ya, be here without ya ts no fun when youre doing it solo o with you its like, whoa, yeah, and i know i own this dream cause i got you with me theres no way i could make it without ya do it without ya, be here without ya. So have you talked to austin zet about the big kiss . Ats there to talk aut . Whoa, rewind. Kiss . Yeah yeah. Austin and i kissed last night. Not a big deal. Oh, sweetie your first kiss that is a big deal what makes you think it was my first kiss . Okay, was my first kisis it was pretty magical. I was there. Yeah. I felt like cinderella. Aww. Until the princes girlfriend showed up, then the Glass Slipper broke, the pumpkin exploded all over me and the gingerbread man found a wolf in grandmas house. It was pretty grimm. laughing too soon . Bott line austin has another girlfriend. End of story. Oh, honey. Im so sorry. But youve got a choice you could think of last night as a night that some boy let you down, or. You can think of it as the night that you walked out on stage and conquered your biggest fear. Listen to your mom. You conquered your stage fright. Lets focus on your career now. Im gonna be your manager. Were gonna do this youre right. If i can beat my stage fright, i can do anything. Its time totolose the door on austin and open the door on me you gotta pull. Whoooo tastes better when its a challenge. Your move. H, i dont feel like playing anymore. I cant stop thinking about the whole allykira thing. I admit, i was upset about it at first. But if you wanna be with kira and not ally, i can accept that. I dont wanna be with kira. I wanna be wititally. Whoo thank goodness cause i really couldnt accept that. Oh hey, ally oh. Hey, guys. Do you guys wanna be alone . Uh, yeah. Kinda. Cool. Theres nobody sitting at that table over there. So. Did you see dezs french fry building . I call it the frieffel tower it was funnier when i said it earlier. Okay. Lets not make this any weirder than it needs to be. We kissed. It was good. Really good. Okay. Really good. Magical,even. Ay. It was really good and magical. But the point is you chose kira. But lets just stick to being friends and partners and pretend the kiss never happened. I cant pretend it never h hpened. Ally, i wannnnbe with you. Oh, sosoou broke up with kira . Well, no. Not yet. Bye, austin. sighs bummer, man. Have a fry. Itll make you feel better. First ally, now the fries . do you have to destroy everything you touch . I have to break up with kira first. Whoo, shes gonna be mad. Her dad wont be too happy either. Yeah, he doesnt even know were dating. Wait, thats it if jimmy finds out, maybe hell do the breaking up for me. Mmm good idea, huh . No, im just enjoying my fry. Mmm i hereby call this First Official team ally meeting to order. Everyone take a seat. Everyones sitting. Lets hear from our songwriter. Thats me. I just wrote a new song. And now from our performer. Again, me. both chuckle the vocals are coming along great. And now from our manager. Trish . Well, ive got big plans for your future as a superstar performer. Ive devised a oneyear plan to get you from here to here okay. Whats the plan . I am so excited well, i have alreadyhought of some ally merchandise. Hmm. Ally sponge. Ally soap. Ally plunger. Ally toilet paper. Single and dououeply. Did you just steal all that stuff from our bathroom and write my name on it . Yup, thats the kind of cando manager i am. I also called megan from cheetah beat to get you an interview. Great job, trish. Day one Progress Report amazing. And from there, im thinking concerts, a record deal and some dance lessons cause lets be honest, this. Isnt cutting it. Hey, boyfriend. Hey, kira. Boyfriend boyfriend boyfriend. I like the sound of that. Its a great w wd when used appropriataty. I couldnt agree more, boyfriend. giggles listen, i know we said we were gonna wait, but i think we need to tell your dad about us. Arent you worried hes gonna stop us from seeing each other . Thats a chance im willing to take. Hey, there he is. Daddy . What a coincidence seeing you here you texted me to meet you here. Did i . Anyway. The important thing is that youre here. And theres something that wed like to talk to you about. Im listening. Theres a good chance youre gonna be really really upset about what im about to tell you. Is there a point to this . I think you should k kw that me and ki your only daughter are dating. And we wouldnt want to continue without your approval, so i have a strict policy against my daughter dating musicians. No exceptions. Aww. No exceptions . I gotta say, the fact that you called me down here to ask my permission proves that youre ththkind of guy my daughr should be with im sorry you feel that way wait. What . You and kira have my blessing. Group hug. Yay hows the new song coming . Great im almost done. Well, guess who got her first interview as a performer . Megans on her way up. exhales thats awesome thanks, trish. Im really excited about this interview. Itll be nice to talk about just ally. Not t stin and ally. O. M. G. i wawaa talk about austin and ally. I heard you guys sang a duet. Are you a couple . An item . A thing . whoa someone put too much sugar on their cereal. I brought you here to write about allys new career. And i will, but my readers want the gossip. I dont know much about chemistry, cause you dont take that till the eighth grade, but i know that you two haha it. Thats nice of you to say, but austins dating somebody else. Trust me, were just partners. So he does have a girlfriend totes juice now that we got the gossip out of the way, can we focus on ally . Of course. Next week. But right now, i i ve an epic story break. squeals so. nervous chuckles that went well. Did you break up with her yet . I tried to, but it didnt go so well. Hey, boyfriend. Hey, kira. Listen, i need to tell you something. I think we should jackhammer pounding pounding stops anyway. Please dont hate me. Sorry, i couldnt hear anything you said. Why would i hate you . Youre my boyfriend. What i was trying to say is cellphone ringing i think we should hi, daddy. What . Thats awful. Ll be right home. Exhales my goldfish mr. Gills just died. I gotta go. What did you want to tell me . That im sorry for your loss . Mr. Gills mr. Gills died . sniffles i loved that fish. Anyway, im gonna meet uppwith her again. I gotta get t is over with. Austin moon word on the street you have a new girlfriend. And im here to get the deets, the skinny, the 411, the juice, the information to write my story. highpitched what . That is totes ridic. And isnt there sosothing more interesesng to write about than my private life . . Nope. Austin uh well, i gotta go do something really boring. But ill, uh, see you later. Dez, walk me out . I have to go break up with kira and i dont want megan interfering. I need you to keep her away from me. Im on it. Megan. Who wants a stick . Who wants a stick . Go get it go get it clatters nows your chance. Get out of here grunts ill get it. So anyway, thats what ive been trying to tell you all week. Please dont hate me. I dont hate you, austin. I mean, i wanna yell and scream at you, but i know thats notgonna make me feel better. Wow, youre being so cool about it you inconsiderate pounding inaudiblbl pounding stops whoo that felt good. Are we cool now . Yeah. Youre still working with my dad and theres no reaean we shouldnt try and be friends. Youre the best. O. M. G. His girlfriends kira starr . can you say exclusive . i am so proud of ally for getting over her stage fright. We should throw her a party to celebrate. Great idea we can do it outside in the mall for free. Lets get started. Come on. Hey. Hows it goin . Great. I just finished a new song for myself and did d interview for ccetah beat. Thats awesome im really happy for you, ally. Listen, i just want you to know that kiracompletely out of the picture. Really . Seriously . Austins new girlfriend . Looks like shes still in the picture to me. Come on, trish. Ally, wait ststmering austin, i gotta warn you megan took pictures of you and kira toublish in cheetabeat. Oh. You already know. Aww. Hey ive got some ideas for some publicity shots. Check it out. Rocker ally country accent country ally normal voice and my personal favorite. Dragon slayer ally nobodys gonna believe im a dragon slayer. gasps allys a dragon slayer . I knew dragons were real. Uh. Hey, ally. Maybe we can hook up later and work on some new songs. Yeah, me and trish have to come up with some better publicity photos. Hey but lets catch up later. Man i i ally messed up wiwi ally. I wish she wasnt so over me. Hey, dont give up now. Youre austin moon. You can win her over. All you need is a big romantic gesture. I could buy her a piano she could play at her first concert. scoffs you clearly know nothing about romance. You gotta think bigger, like parachute the piano intotohe party and then sererade her in front o oeveryone. Thats genius thats why they call me. whispers the love whisperern ally, your father and i ararso proud of you for overcomingyoururtage fright. We cant wait to see what the next step will be in your musical journey. Ally, i love you, honey. Come here. penny chuckles oh, i hope you enjoy this party. Uh, can i say a few words . Ally, i just wanna say that im so happy for you. And i cant wait to be in the front row of your first concert. When youre playing this look up helicopter overhead what is that . I think its a piano. Dez, the parachutes not open. Yeah, it hasnt been pulled yet. Whos gonna pull it . inhales sharply run all screaming uh. Surprise. I should im really sorry, man. I blew it. She probably hates me. Well, you did break her piano. You knowow ill never forget that first time we wrote a song together. I was playing the piano; she was writing in her songbook. Hey, thats the card from the flowers i got her. Theres no way i could make it without you. She kept it. This must be the songgshes working on. Dez, listen to this. Think about you every morning when i open my eyes. I think about you every moment, this song is amazing. Wait, do you knono what this meansns that youre really nosy. No. It means no matter whgt she said, shes liked me this whole time. Its like im watching the best romantic movie ever i know what i need to do. Hey. I think i found a piece without piano in it. Nope. Acoustic Guitar playing last summer we met we started as friends i cant tell you how it all happened then autumn it came we were never the same and i wonder if you miss me too if you dont, it the one thing that i wish you knew i think about you every morning when i open my eyes i think about you every evening when i turn out the lights i think aboututou every momomt, every day ofofy life youre on my mind all the time its true how long till i stop pretending what we have is neverending oh oh if all we are is just a momeme dont forget me cause i wont and i cant help myself i think about you ooh ooh i think about you oh oh i think about you every morning when i open my eyes i think about you every evening when i turn out the lights i think about you every moment, every day of my life youre onony mind all the e me its true i think about you you you you you. Austin, i wanna shh. Just come here. I am freaking squeals guess whos the cover of cheetah beat . I gueswe are officially a couple. Finished whoo fixed the piano good as new. I think about you every morning when i open my eyes highpitched i think about you every evening when i turn out the lights i think about you every morning that theres love in your eyes theres love in your eyes. Okay, you put one hand here and the other hand here