Thanks, im jimmy, im the host of the show. Thank you for watching. Thanks for joining us here on december 7th. Todays the 81th anniversary of the attack on pearl harbor. Its pearl harbor day. Many americans paid tribute today to those we lost at pearl harbor but none less eloquently than former naval officer and White House PressSecretary Sean Spicer who tweeted today is dday. It only lives in infamy if we remember and share the story of sacrifice with the next generation dday. Unfortunately for sean today is not dday. Ddays on june 6th nor does it live in infamy unless youre a nazi or kanye west. Dday is what sean spicer called it when he brought a report card home. So hes confused. Not to be outdone Congresswoman Lauren Boebert from colorado tweeteded this moving tribute to those who lost their lives at pear harbor. Pear harbor a day that will live in infam. But the real dummy is none other than Herschel Walker who will not be moving to washington. He lost bigly last night to senator Raphael Warnock in the georgia run off. He was able to win by staying focused on his primary message to georgia voters which is i am not Herschel Walker and it worked. While herschel did not call senator warnock, he did do what some notable republicans wont he made a concession speech at herschel head coaches. I dont want any of you to stop dreaming or believing in america. I want you to believe in membering and continue to believe in the constitution and believe in our elected officials most of all. Thank you guys. And thank you. Jimmy you know what . Im glad to see those guys getting along. And with the election behind him herschel says he will now focus on his true passion, having more kids than nick cannon. Herschels already working on his next project desperately trying to learn to sing baby got back while dressed like an a corn on the masked singer. He decided to step away from the spotlight to spend more time denying allegations from his family. Thank you. Let me tell you something, no one and i mean no one is more grateful that Herschel Walker lost the race than the hard working clip researchers here at our show who not only have to watch him they have to transcribe his sentences. One in the middle of the night started running around on the freeway we were woefrmentd it marked another high profile loss for a candidate backed by donald trump. I am not a gay man, and i love you herschel. Herschel, youre fired. Jimmy that was the first time it happened. An endorsement from trump is almost as worthless as a agree from trump university. His record in swing states this Midterm Election was 214. As trump would say, thats not good. Maybe instead of president , with a record like that he should run for coach of the houston texans, you know . After the loss trump wrote our country is in big trouble, what a mess. And who better to clean up that mess than the guy who got us into it in the first place. You know, we got new information on the classified document drama courtesy of the washington post. Trumps legal Team Announced that they have completed a search of two of trumps properties. They searched his properties and did not find anymore classified documents. They did a lot of digging. All they came up with was an exwife. No documents at all. And while no top secret files were found at the golf club in bedminster or trump tower his team did find at least two classified documents in a storage locker he keeps in palm beach. According to a source they found the documents alongside suits, swords and wrestling belts. You know, its a sad day when you realize your former president s storage unit and your five year old sons christmas lift are exactly the same. This is pretty crazy. This is not a comedy bit by the way this is a real commercial that aired to tocks news today. The voice sounds like somebody got into juniors stash box but make no mistake the man peddling the Coffee Table Book in this commercial is the former president of the united states. My fellow patriots this is your all Time FavoritePresident Donald Trump i wanted to share my newest book our journey together a beautiful Coffee Table Book put out by the publishing team. Every photo has been picked by me and every caption is my own, the book did tremendously well, we now have more in stock. Get your copy today at 45books. Com. I think youll really, really love it. Jimmy those shoes melania wears aint gonna buy themselves folks. While trump has been palling around with White Supremacists and hosting pizzagate parties the white house hosted a round table with jewish leaders to try to tackle this new wave of antisemitism and i for one can think of no better way to calm down the anti semite peer situate theaters than to gather all the most powerful jewish people together at the white house. It was hosted by doug emhoff the. They were up able to solve the problem, they will try again next week with a different shaped tablement you know, when trump was in charge the only round tables he cared about were the tiny plastic ones that come in the middle of the all the pizzas he had delivered. Google today released their annual year end search report and for the 15th year in a row, the number one search was porn. Actually it was wordle, which is kind of the opposite of porn really. Wordle wasnt even a word years ago now its number one. Google collects a lot of interesting information about us and our country. I thought this was interesting. The words people had the most trouble pronouncing this year, according to google, number one, qatar, makes sense. Number two, kyiv, whatever you want to say, and number three puzzle. Who doesnt know how to pronounce puzzle. How would you even attempt to pronounce it wrong . Puzzlier snm we are experiencing yet another surge of covid so bad news for all of you. Like the mick rib covid is back and also like the mick rib, its here to kill us. Cases have sky ho ho ho. Hello everybody. Hello, ho ho hello. [cheers and applause]. Look whos here. Who here is looking for great deals on one of a kind Christmas Gifts . Well, theres only one place to find them, santas sack. Jimmy oh, why its will ferrell, everybody. How you doing . Will hey, jimmy, whats up . Jimmy nothing, you know, just doing the monologue. Will again . Jimmy yeah. Will good luck with that. Okay, the first treasure up for sale jimmy you know, youre the guest on the show in like eight minutes, cant this wait until then . Will no can do jimbo. These deals are so hot theyre burning a hole in my sack. My first treasure is a promotional beach towel. Oh, yes. From daddys home ii [cheers and applause] the that richard ropert called tolerable. You can pick up this bad boy by calling the number on your screen, all the numbers, into your phone. Imagine getting out of the shower and rubbing me and Mark Wahlberg all over your underbody. Jimmy that does sound great. Thank you will. Will look at this beauty. Jimmy oh. Will youve heard of a laptop. Well, this is a lap bottom. Its just the keyboard part. I tested the keys and they work like a charm. This will cut your Airport Security time in half. Jimmy thats a terrific area. I actually should finish the monologue. Will no one wants to hear your stupid jokes, okay give it up dude. Folks, im so sorry about him. Fasten your seat belts because things are about to get sexy. Our next item up is this zip lock bag full of little blue pills. Jimmy hold on a second. Im going to have to draw the line. You cannot sell drugs on television. Will but i dont need them anymore, my wife likes it floppy. Jimmy she does . Will probably. And these little picker uppers can be yours for only 89. Snipe thats a lot. Will this fellow looks like he needs them. Yeah. Here you go, buddy. Open wide. Yeah. Here you go. In fact, everyone, enjoy. Thats going to keep you rigid till new years my friend. Jimmy all right. Well thank you will. Guillermo can you help will get this stuff out of the studio. Where is guillermo . Will our next item is a flirty new bathrobe. Our spokes model, javier. You know the old expression, the bathroom aint flirty unless i see a little of that dirty. Jimmy can i tell you something . Ive never heard that expression before in my life. Will its common. Its common. Especially around the holidays. Javier you are oozing sex right now. Jimmy that is not javier, thats guillermo. And youre obviously just selling one of your old bath robes. Will no im not. Jimmy he has wf embroidered on the front of it will oh. Well, that stands for who farted. Jimmy you have a who farted bath robe . Will not for long because some lucky dude can pick it up for just 17. 99. Jimmy thats great. What a treat. How many more items do you have . Will just one more. Jimmy okay. Will youre going to be really excited to bring you this. Its your very own five year old boy person. Jimmy hold on. Who is this . Will hey, everyone calm down its my nephew. Jimmy youre selling your nephew . Will he got nut butter on my emmy award, so hes got to go. Look at him. He knows what he did. Jimmy do his parents know that youre selling their son. Will believe me theyre sick of him, too. Jimmy all right. Come on this is silly why are you selling your nephew . Why are you selling any of this junk . Will all right. If you must know, i put all my money in crypto last month. They said fortune favored the brave. Things went sideways and now the banks going to take my house. Jimmy my god. This is heespecially around the holidays. You know what . Ill buy your stuff. How about that . Will all of it. Jimmy yeah, ill take everything, ill take the whole deal. Will even him . Jimmy yeah, sure. Will oh, fantastic. Bless you. Jimmy i have a son you will have a lot of fun together. Will his name is dawson hes allergic to manning os and he bites. Jimmy thank you, hi dawson. Will thank you, Merry Christmas jimmy well, weve got a fun show for you tonight. You know who Machine Gun Kelly is . His real names colson baker hes here. We have music from the linda lindas theyre kids just like you. And well be right back with will ferrell, so stick around everybody. [cheers and applause] water splashing hey, dad. Hum. Whats the ocean like . Are there animals living underwater . Is the ocean warm . Yeah, it can be very warm. You were made to remember some days forever. We were made to help you find the best way there. Whats with the double mcnuggets . Oh this ones my backup, in case something happens to the first one. [crunch] mmm. See. Get one favorite like 10 piece chicken mcnuggets and get another for just a buck, right now at mcdonalds. 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He helps usher in the holidays alongside Ryan Reynolds in the comedy spirited. You can see it on apple tvplus. Please welcome will ferrell [cheers and applause] will thank you. Thank you for letting me sell some stuff on the show. Jimmy totally my pleasure. Will thats going to put a dent. Jimmy i hope you dont mind me showing a little bit behind the scenes, but, will, as you came out just leaned in and whispered nothing to me. He said nothing. He made it seem as if we were sharing a moment and said no words at all. Will i dont think you said anything either. Jimmy i was waiting for you to Say Something and you didnt. Will they get a peek behind the curtain. Jimmy do you feel like, and i know this is probably weird because you are you, but do you feel like youve become like a almost like tinsel or something, part of the fabric of christmas . Will its pretty amazing, yeah. I can do anything i want from thanksgiving through january 13th. People just let me into their houses. I can borrow their speedboat if i want to. Jimmy i feel like you could, for sure. Will i can shop lift. I can just do whatever because of elf, yeah. Jimmy that could be a fun project actually take a camera into a store. Will see what i can get away with. Jimmy just say hi everyone im will ferrell im taking these stakes and walk out with them and see if they call the cops. Will lets do it. Jimmy next Christmas Well work that out. Will lets do it right now. Jimmy this movie elf, i have a five year old and an eight year old and they love this movie and its going to be one of these movies that we watch every generation. Will and we had no idea. Yeah. Jimmy its on every channel, it was on al jazeera last night. Will i can totally hang it up. I can hang it up. Jimmy and then buddy the elfs costume, the costume that i presume you wore in the movie, although it has not be confirmed. Did you see how much it sold for. Will i saw. 300,000. Jimmy 300,000 at an auction an anonymous bidder bought it for 300,000. Will what . Isnt that funny they didnt want to reveal their name. Yeah. Isnt that strange . Theyre Walking Around the streets of london dressed as elf. You know the costume is not complete. Jimmy why . Will because i held on to the underwear. Jimmy oh, yeah. Oh, wow. Will so, so mr. Foggy london town, if you choose to reveal yourself i could have these hand delivered. But, yeah, i wore these the whole, the whole 72 days of the shoot. Jimmy yeah. Will it was not a good choice. They would bunch up a lot, yeah, im not going to lie to you. But i went with a womans thong. Jimmy do you mind if i hang on to those, you know, just for safe there you go. Ill keep that right over here if you dont mind. Now that theyve been touched by you i could probably get 40 grand out of them. Jimmy . Will be my guest. Jimmy thank you so you are americas most beloved christmas figure. Will okay, sure. Yep. Jimmy you are the owner of a soccer football team, im sorry. I know that its not appropriate. Will part of the lafc Ownership Group, yeah. Jimmy that won the. Will we won the mls cup. Jimmy you won the mls cup. Thats pretty good. Yeah. How does that compare to you like as far as you had obviously a lot of success in show business, being part of the Ownership Group of winning this trophy. Will its pretty phenomenal. I mean, a little embarrassing, i was weeping in front of my wife and three children saying this is the greatest day of my life. Jimmy is your family excited about it, too. Will yeah they are. We were all there. I dont know if anybody happened to see the game, but it was overtime, went to penalty kicks our starting goalie broke his leg saving a goal to keep the game from at a tie. Then we had our backup keeper, who used to play for the opposing team, block 32 out of three of their shots. Jimmy and hes blind right . Will and hes blind. Hes blind, very gifted. They signal him when the balls coming like a dolphin, little clicks and whichess jimmy sonar . Will yeah, uses sonar. Jimmy wow. Will so it was literally unbelievable. Jimmy how old are your kids now . How old are the boys now . Will 18, 15 and 12. Jimmy do you take them into the locker room and fire champagne in the air. Will we went into the locker room taking photos with the guys, drinking out of the cup bad steal beer mixed in with the sweat of justin bea beaner bieb. He was at the game. Jimmy even your 12 year old. Will yeah we doused him. Jimmy your oldest son is in a band right . Will hes a singer song yeah, he has kind of a little band. Yeah, hes writing his own music and has songs. He just had a show. Jimmy he had a show you were at the show. Will yeah i was at the show. Jimmy does he want you to come to the show. Will he loves when we come and he asked if i would perform during one of his last songs. Jimmy he asked you to perform. Will yeah. Jimmy and we have a little i think somebody may have posted this video of you with your son, [laughter] jimmy on job yeah. Jimmy did you bring that with you . Will i bring it everywhere just in case. Im available for bar mitzvahs, holiday parties. Jimmy you have to be careful, though, because you have to maintain your christmas status, you know, you go to bar mitzvahs you never know what will happen. Do you think you would ever play santa claus . Would that be your next step as far as this christmas thing goes . Will no. Jimmy why . Will i think its too challenging. Jimmy have you ever dressed as santa claus . Will i have. I was, back in my struggling days as an actor, i was a mall santa claus. Jimmy you were really . Will and my elf was none other than chris catan. Jimmy come on. Will yeah. We walked around, anybody from pasadena here . Old town pasadena has this outdoor mall, we walked around for four straight weekends. We were hired to walk around. We werent set up in a chair where you take pictures or a slay, we were just mobile santa and his elf and we would be like, hello j crew, hohoho, Merry Christmas. How is everyone doing . And they got so sick of us by the fourth week they were like, hi, santa. But we would walk around and wed take we would say hi to people and one time we were talking to these two kids, very little kids, and we looked up, and the dad was Kevin Costner and he was trying to keep a low profile. And they were climbing on this little sculpture that was like a little coyote wolf thing, they were kind of playing on it. And as santa i said, oh, you children sure love that little coyote and catan couldnt help himself. He said it looks like theyre dancing, in fact it looks like theyre dancing with wolves. And Kevin Costners like, lets go, lets go, lets go, lets go. Like, dude, what are you doing . I couldnt help it. Jimmy will ferrell is here as is the spirit of christmas. Well be right back. Indiana jones. Always knew someday youd come walking back through my door. Indy indy snakes. Ahhh whyd it have to be snakes . X marks the spot. People who come to cricket, stay with cricket. Im a farm manager and im always here. My service is reliable thanks to cricket. Reliable Service Deserves a free 5g phone. Smile, youre on cricket fancy ran off with cupcake listen, dont worry, ill find your dog. Oh, my baby thank you so much. Well. Will arnett beat me to it. You can count on me. Just like people have been relying on geico for over 85 years. Huh, and he beat me to that. We all know you coulda helped too. Oh, be nice i know, so sensitive. Okay. Can i have my dog . Oh yeah, of course. Thank you so much. [laughing] you know will. Let me have my moment. Geico. Over 85 years of trusted service. Hey, that memory in the hospital, thats what we call a kicker. Its a key moment that has to be faced in order to, you know, affect any real change. What are all these pictures of my executive vp doing here . Just, you know, research. Do you photo shop yourself into this one . Did i . I dont think so. Jimmy were back with wham. That is his movie spirited, another holiday film musical comedy kind of based order a christmas carol. Will on a christmas carol, right, yeah, i play the ghost of Christmas Present and its a fullon musical, were singing and dancing and doing the whole thing. Jimmy youre really doing all the singing and dancing. Will we had to rehearse for seven weeks, and it was one of the hardest but most fun things i got to do. Jimmy you are helping ryan, ryans character not ryan himself. Will no, im often helping ryan in life, yeah. Jimmy youre trying to save his soul, yes . Yeah, yeah. And hes the one, you know, usually we pick someone and we show them the errors of their way and they wake up on Christmas Morning going ill change and hes the first one to question everything were doing. And i start questioning the process, leak the way the world is, is this even making a difference. Jimmy do canadians even have souls snuz we dont know. Will exactly we dont know. Other than ryan if you pointed to a canadian i wouldnt even know how to describe a canadian. I dont even know what they look like. Jimmy have you ever seen a ghost . Have you ever experienced a ghost in any capacity . You know what . I have a weird ive never seen a ghost. Im really afraid, i would be afraid to see a ghost yet i would kind of like to see a ghost. But i dont want to you about i kind of would like to. And i was, i was working in new orleans once living in kind of an older house, and new orleans one of the most haunted cities in america. Jimmy thats what they say, yeah. Probably the most. Will top five. Its new orleans, i think savannah, georgia and burbank, right . I think burbanks number 3. Yeah way, we were shooting, someone on set was telling a ghost story how they were living also the house they were renting out and they were trying to fall asleep and all of a sudden they heard a voice clear as day that said, im sorry. And it freaked him out, they were like who is that . What . I was like chris why did you tell me that story, i have to go home alone tonight to this big house with four bedrooms that creeks and was built in the 18 20s. So i was so freaked out walking home, or walking into the house that i got into the front door and i said to [laughter]. Jimmy what . Will i meant for any potential ghost, if youre about to haunt me, not now. I cant, i cant handle it. Which started to make me laugh as if the ghosts were like, oh, lets get him, lets get him. Not now. Oh, come on. I guess we already call it off, get him tomorrow. Jimmy be great if the ghost had said im sorry. Will im sorry, yeah. Jimmy theres a canadian ghost right there apologizing to people tracy morgan is in this movie with you in spirit largely. Will hes the voice of christmas future, yes. Jimmy hes the voice of christmas future but the body of christmas future is a seven foot tall man. Will yes. Jimmy whos a basketball player right . Will yeah, yeah. So tracy is hilarious doing the voice. Jimmy was trace why i there at all with you . Will tracy was there for half a day. In fact, theres kind of seen towards the end of the movie where his daughter was there playing a small part. So he came, you know, chaperoned her and hung around set and told stories, talked about me in third person as i was sitting there. [laughter] jimmy to you . Will to me and to everyone else. And talked about how he was like i was, i was i watched cow bell, i was there. I saw it happen. And everyone was like we believe you. Yeah, yeah. It was on tv. I know you were there. We were on the show together. [laughter]. 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I have to tell you something, this colson baker thing, weve invested a lot of time all of us in getting to know you as Machine Gun Kelly and now youre acting and i guess i dont know lady gaga. Youre pulling a rock on us. Lady gaga has three oscars with the words lady gaga on them. Mine were less friendly than that. Yeah. Theres that. Theres the nickname i had when i was bullied in the fourth agreed which youre forgetting which is coleslaw. Jimmy coleslaw by way as far as nickr mean nicknames go not that bad. Colson you would be surprised how much that tournamented my in my eight year old man. Jimmy i got kimles and bits it was a dog food commercial. I didnt like that either i can understand that. But at least you got human food. Congratulations, i know you won an American Music award. Thank you. Jimmy best favorite rock artist for the second year in a row. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Jimmy and maybe best of all, maybe even better than the award itself is you got to sit next to Lionel Richie at the show. [cheers and applause] jimmy and thats quite an ensemble you have. How pointy are those things . Colson they kept everyone i loved couldnt show me any of their love because jimmy good for social distancing for sure. Colson yeah, yeah. Yeah. Jimmy these are like the things they use to keep pigeons off the fence. Colson for sure. Jimmy you really put Lionel Richie in danger here, you shish kabob lionels eye. Colson yeah. I feel like none of us accounted for us having to sit down, we were like make this crazy suit. I feel like the awards show was delayed five minutes because the staff looked at the seat and then looked at the outfit and then looked at my seat and looked at my outfit and they were like i dont know figure it out. It took me all this time and then i saw Lionel Richie coming and i saw an empty seat next to men a i said please dont let this man come over. He came over and sat down and inspected it and touched it. We were so close i was afraid to clap for wayne brady so every time he made a joke i looked unentertained but i just didnt want to impail Lionel Richie. Jimmy remember the hello video, the blind woman was touching his face . It could have been both. Yeah. Will it reminds me of like barney and game of thrones torture chamber. Jimmy yeah with a little sonic the hedge hog thrown in for good measure. Did you seek any advice from lionel or did you just say hellor. It was hard to get past the 2feet iron sparks. Jimmy did you ask lionel if he would sing at your wedding. Because thats a great idea. Will thats a great idea there. I think now that we have that bond. Jimmy yeah, maybe show. Last time you were here i think you and meghan fox had just become engaged. Uhhuh. Jimmy you are still engamed i yeah. Jimmy youre still in the planning stages wedding wise. Colson yeah, im just kind of certifying my homeliness. Jimmy what do you mean homeliness . Youre a very attractive man. Colson thank you. You are, too. Like jimmy oh, home body. Colson yeah, like a relationship is you each have to come to each others worlds with mine she stays up to 8 00 a. M. While i Smoke Cigarettes and record music all day. With her i see her struggling with dietary restrictions with restaurants or food so i thought maybe ill just learn how to cook for her so i started taking up cooking jimmy what do you cook for her. Colson she was talking about she really wanted gluten free coconut free sin man roles buns, sin mall rolls, buns, buns. Jimmy theres both. Colson i think these were rolls. Jimmy rolls, okay. Colson so i got the recipe down, i went to the store got all the ingredients and im making this huge commitment of Cinnamon Rolls and then i got to the part of the i be vehicleses where they put them on a baking sheet and we just moved into this house and i didnt get baking sheets or stapleers or other thing you dont think about. Jimmy you dont need stapleers for Cinnamon Rolls. I just want to tell you, something has gone wrong in the recipe. Colson right. So im thinking, oh, no, i dont have baking sheets. So im trying to thinking who the neighbors are, because we just discovered a new neighbor because we heard music and my daughter was like who lives across the street and michael b. Jordan answers in his bathing suit dripping wet in water. Hes like whats up man. Im like dude youre my neighbor thats crazy. I was like i should hit mike at b jordan up and asking for a baking sheet. Jimmy did you do that. Colson yeah i called him and he ignoredd the call and texted me and was like whats up, im on set. Everything okay . And imal he like no, im trying to make meghan sin monthly roles and i dont have baking sheets do you have any . I said im not there but just go to my house. So i made them and theyre gluten free coke you in free and all the other whatever free. And she eats the cinnamon roll and i she goes wow this is really good. And i tried it and im like this is so bad. She goes im going to take the kids to the Grocery Store so by the time she gets back im so ashamed of my Cinnamon Rolls i throw them all away. And she comes back and everyone as like yes, where are these delicious Cinnamon Rolls we heard about. Jimmy and theyre in the garbage. Colson theyre in the garbage. And even still to this day even if they start the way sin monthly i go shhh. Jimmy was megan upset. Shes still upset even if you say we should talk p about the Cinnamon Rolls. Jimmy i think its a good sign you made the Cinnamon Rolls. And my last name is baker. Jimmy so its in your blood. I know you made this movie taurus a semi biographical movie. Tell us about is because im curious to know what youre up to here. Its semi give my the word. Jimmy semi ought biographical. I have a little trouble with it, too. In the sense of the life style and almost the name, the image, et cetera, but its the last week that a musicians alive and its this haunting tale. Its one of hope. The character i play is, on one hand, clearly traumatized from whatever his things were growing up, but then he is a good soul who wants to make the right choices, but, you know, its hard. Jimmy yeah. Colson its hard. Jimmy well check it out called tourist, can get it on demand, it is on demand now tourist. Colson baker everybody, Machine Gun Kelly, call him whatever you want. Thanks, good to see you. Well be back with tvls. Jimmy thanks to will ferrell and colson baker, apologies to matt damon. Nightline is next. But first with the song groovy christmas, the linda lindas. One, two, three, four. Its the merryest christmas i have seen snoot snow water from the tree. Santas moving at the speed of light, how does he do it all in just worn night will he bring me a sweet axe this year . Groovey christmas, groovy christmas groovy christmas groovy groovy christmas hot tamales every day for week. Grandmas leaving lipstick on my cheeks get some boba well hop in the van, monica, wheres my stocking, man. Someones on the naughty list this year groovy christmas groovy christmas groovy christmas groovy well all watch Charlie Browns christmas and youre a mean one mr. Grinch same play list every year, mariah brings the cheer and Pumpkin Spice la toews are here groovy christmas groovy christmas groovy christmas groovy christmas groovy christmas groovy christmas groovy christmas we hope you have a fun and super duper groovy christmas [cheers and applause] this is nightline. Tonight, cheating death. My spleen was shattered. My stomach had two holes in it and my diaphragm had two holes in it. The texas cheerleader shot on the way home from practice two weeks ago one of a spade of recent shootings during everyday encounters, from the icu to high school graduation, peyton washington shares her harrowing ordeal and recovery in an exclusive interview. It hurt to walk or stan