Only in boston. It is a holiday in boston because the quarterback for the new england patriots, tom brady, declared it a holiday. [ cheers and applause ] which i did not know he had the power to do that. He gave everyone the day off today. I dont think the mayors even allowed to give people has an athlete ever overthrown a City Government before . Because it could be dangerous. What if he decides to use his powers for evil . You know, tom brady is gluten free, what if he makes everyone go gluten free . You order a lobster roll, you get a handful of seafood, you know in the patriots had their big super bowl victory parade today. It was very cold but that didnt stop the diehards from having a good time. Most of them were too drunk to feel anything anyway. Even the patriots players got loaded on the duck boats. Look at that, drinking beers. Chris long, defensive end, draining a beer. Usually in boston they have to wait until st. Patricks day to get publicly intoxicated before noon. But this parade really hit the spot. Watch this. Thats rob ninkovich. Youll see what he has in his hand, hes drinking vodka straight from the bottle. [ cheers and applause ] no mixers. And of course even though he didnt play in the game, no celebration in boston would be complete without some words of wisdom from the man monkey known as gronk. The parade is handsdown my favorite event ive been to twice now in my life. Thats just motive motivating me more to keep getting parades. Its the best time ever. What are you going to tell all those kids out there . All the kids tell you the truth, i wasnt even planning on partying coming out in this. But the faness were asking for it and im giving the fans what they wanted to get. So i partied for the fans. Jimmy oh, thats thank you. [ cheers and applause ] thank you, gronk, for your sacrifice. Thank you for your service i should say. So congratulations to patriots. I also want to Say Something to falcons fans. Anyone here from atlanta toni t tonight . Well, dont be sad. You had a great season. Second place. Look at katherine mcphee, okay . Remember that. Meanwhile, in washington today, there was no victory parade for President Trumps pick to run the department of education. The democrats pulled an allnighter on the senate to try to get one more republican to vote against her. They could not do that and betsy devos squeaked in 5150, which is terrible news for democrats and even worse news for grizzly bears. [ laughter ] you have to give her a chance. She already had an Innovative New loon plan for our public schools, which are now brought to you by mountain dew code red. [ laughter ] trumps press Secretary Sean Spicer addressed the confirmation during his Daily Press Briefing where he slowed him down for tonights edition of drunk sean spicer. [ tape playing very slowly ] the Vice President had a big day on capitol hill where he cast a historic deciding vote for secretary of ed ed education. Betsy devos. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy thats how he gets through the day. So while all this is going on in washington, this is what president obama has been up to. Kite surfing. [ cheers and applause ] with richard branson. Look at him, hes getting all the obamacare in the world. [ cheers and applause ] that is a smile of a man who had no idea he might not be allowed back in the country. [ laughter ] meanwhile, President Trump is mad as a hornet. He tweeted this morning, i dont know putin, i have no deals in russia, and the haters are going crazy. Yet obama can make a deal with iran, number one in terror, no problem. You know, there actually was a time in our history when this a president used the phrase haters are going crazy we might be alarmed. We might even be told to remain in our homes if the haters were going crazy. [ laughter ] can we show the photo of obama again . Er never coming back. [ cheers and applause ] trump says he doesnt know Vladimir Putin. They did match up on tinder, they went on one date. He says he has no deals in russia. If you cant take his word for it, take his other word for it. What exactly is your relationship with Vladimir Putin . I have no relationship with putin. I have no relationship with putin. Do you have a relationship with Vladimir Putin . I do have a relationship. I have nothing to do with putin, never spoken to him, i dont know anything about him other than he will respect me. I got to know him very well. We were both on 60 minutes. We did very well that night. We did 60 minutes together. By the way, not together, together. He was in moscow, i was in new york. I was in moscow, Miss Universe pageant. They treated me so great. Putin sent me a present, beautiful present with a beautiful note. I spoke to all of his people. I spoke indirectly and directly with president putin, when could not have been nicer. I dont know putin. I have no idea im not asking you that. Have you met Vladimir Putin . Yes. Jimmy oh, okay, thanks for clearing that up. [ cheers and applause ] hell meet him. President trump has been lashing out wildly at the media lately. Yesterday he accused the very, very Dishonest Press of intentionally not reporting terrorist attacks. Which hes right, why dont we ever hear about terrorist attacks on the news . Why dont they make cute animal videos on youtube anymore . His theory i guess is the media deliberately ignores terrorism because they want to protect muslims or something. Which of all his conspiracy theories this might be the nuttiest, or maybe eighth nuttiest, there are a lot to keep track of. The one thing that is clear is the president does not like the media, with one notable exception, a new network that bathes our president in the warm glow of admiration he deserves, and that network is called trump tv. This is trump tv. Number one news that feels right. For top stories, america finally gets tough down under. Whats really in those pouchs . Mexicans . 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[ cheers and applause ] jimmy all right, its time for a game, a guessing game that puts my knowledge of myself to the test. Its time to play blast from the past. Here we go. The wall of america. We are now joined by eight individuals, seven of these people are complete strangers to me. Theyre people ive never met. One of them, though, is a figure from my past. My job is to try to figure out which person i know. Again, i have no idea who it is. My staff and family members have found this person to stump me. But i will not be stumped. I refuse to be stumped. Let me just take a good look at everyone for a second, give me a second. I recognize all of your faces is the weird thing. Okay, im going to start with number 7. Number 7 am i not allowed to ask what their name is . Yeah, number 7, are you the person from my past . Hi, jimmy. No, we have never met. Jimmy all right, where do you live . Alameda, california, part of the bay area. Jimmy tell everyone i said hi, maybe well get together soon. Come on up. Jimmy all right, lets go back to the ball and see okay, i got one wrong. Lets go with number 4. Number 4, you seem like maybe youre about my age. Are you the person from my past . Jimmy, we dont know each other, sorry. Jimmy oh my god, all right, okay. Thank you very much. You are not from my past. Next we will go to lets see. Number 6. Are you the person from my past . Yes, jimmy, i am the person from your past. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy yes, all right, okay. Oh, wow. All right, i see you have a sectional. I dont think thats a clue. But i can look around your living room. Okay. Were we friends . Uh somewhat. Jimmy were we in class together . No. Jimmy okay. Have you ever been to my house . No, i have not. Jimmy huh. Do you know my parents . No, i do not. Jimmy hm. Did we ever Work Together . Yes, we did. Jimmy oh okay. Was i in high school . Yes, you were. Jimmy i was. Cleto, you must know who this is, right . Cleto yes, i do. Jimmy did we work at a Clothing Store together . We sure did. Jimmy okay, millers outpost, the fashion answer, where i worked in high school. We worked okay, we worked at millers outpost together. Were you my boss . Yes, i was. Jimmy oh [ laughter ] wow okay. And i have a question. I think this is going to really the answer to this question is yes, i know exactly who you are. Did i lose my virginity to you . No. Jimmy oh. Oh, oh oh, were you oh, i do were my oh, okay. Did cleto once call you the beermeister and you got very, very angry at him at work . Yes, i guess thats possible. Jimmy deb is your name. Deb, you were my boss yes, deb is my name. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy thats right. So deb, you now know that i lost my virginity to one of the women that worked for you. I do, i tricked you. Jimmy yes. Thats good information for everybody. How are you doing, deb . Everything all right . Yep, everythings good. I sent in jimmy you have a picture or something . I have a picture, yes. Jimmy oh, very good. Can you hold it up . I think thats you. Jimmy oh, thats me . Thats the paparazzi chasing me around back then. Oh, yeah, that is me working the cash register. I dont think we ever sold any of those necklaces. Are you still working in the Retail Industry . No, i am not. Im retired. Jimmy youre retired. Yeah. Jimmy why the hell am i not retired already . [ laughter ] you are, very good. Do you miss me . I do have something of yours, jimmy. Jimmy what do you have . I have your e. T. Vhs tape. [ laughter ] jimmy really . For real . Yes. Jimmy you borrowed it . Yep. Jimmy do you have it i never gave it back to you. I think you quit or something. Jimmy oh, really . Oh, okay. Well, yes. I moved, actually. I didnt really quit. In fact yeah. Okay. Jimmy yeah, yeah. You kept my e. T. Tape . I did. Jimmy so youre a thief also, how about that. Also. A beermeister and a thief. Jimmy on a scale of 1 to 10, how good an employee was i . In your recollection. Be honest, no joking around here. You were hm 8. Jimmy an 8 thats pretty good. [ cheers and applause ] thank you, deb. Thank you for taking part in this. Thats deb, my former manager at millers outpost. [ cheers and applause ] one of the nice things about doing a Television Show is occasionally you can do things that are only interesting to you. [ laughter ] lets never do that again, all right . All right. Tonight on the show we have music from charlie xcx, Gabrielle Union is here, Dweezil Zappa is sitting in with the cletones and well be right be back with will arnett ill have that goat cheese garden salad. That gentleman got the last one. Sir, you give me that salad and i will pay for your movie and one snack box. Can i keep the walnuts . Sold. But i get to pick your movie. Can i pick the genre . Yes, but it has to be a comedy. A little cash back on the side. 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He is an emmynominated actor who can be heard as tiny plastic billionaire bruce wayne in the Lego Batman Movie. It opens in theaters friday. Please welcome will arnett. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy how are you . Sorry, you caught me in a moment. I was having a deep moment. Jimmy yeah, i saw that. I hate to interrupt like that. Thats cool, im kind of crazy deep. Jimmy what were you thinking about . Oh, just stuff and such. Jimmy a lot of sorting out to do . People talk about a thousandyard stare. I think thats cool if you want to keep it shallow, i prefer a 10,000yard stare. Jimmy you always go 10 times farther than necessary. Than everybody else, yeah. Thats how how much deeper that willian people. Jimmy anyone from your past youd like me to conjure up for you . That was kind of cool that it was almost the person that you lost your virginity too. Jimmy yeah. [ laughter ] it would be fun if. You conjured up the people i lost my virginity i dont know what that dudes up to, but [ laughter ] hes probably fine. Jimmy im sure. Probably tells everybody. Wonder if hes still a man of the cloth. Anyway. [ audience moans ] oh, please. Thats my past. Jimmy youve been where have you been the last couple of months . I just got back from wales, in wales, which is part of technically part of england, its its own country, and its delightful. Its like, how do you describe it, like the rain olympics. Jimmy really . Yeah, yeah. Like the rain is coming up from the ground. Jimmy why did they choose wales as the place to shoot this movie . Thats a great question, i should have asked. Jimmy did it sound like it was a good idea . It sounded so romantic. Jimmy right, yeah. I thought it was going to be like a dylan thomas poem. Not one person. [ laughter ] one guy. Sure. So i did that. It took me about three weeks to get back into the country. [ laughter ] jimmy you had some trouble at the border . A little bit. Jimmy good, good. Good . Jimmy who knows what youre up to. I know. Jimmy that 10,000yard stare. I know. Jimmy you were also, this is interesting to me, you are the executive producer of the gong show, a new game show thats coming to abc. [ cheers and applause ] you remember the gong show. Jimmy of course. For those who dont know what it is, back in the 70s and 80s, before i was born [ laughter ] because im so crazy young. Im quoting you. Jimmy right, right, yeah. The gong show was kind of like a talent show for people who had a bizarre talent. And what theyd do is have a panel on, and theyd have a panel of comedians, really famous at the time comedians, people like steve martin were on the panel. Sometimes if an act was so bad or grating, a member of the panel had the right to get up and grab this huge hammer and hit the gong. Disqualify the person from the competition. Jimmy right. We decided in this age of competition, we have all these shows celebrating mediocre talent, that we should [ laughter ] that we should have a show that is sort of the antithesis of that. Jimmy a showcase for the mentally ill, if you will. Let get down to whats really going on in this country, you know . Let them have more of a voice. Jimmy yeah, wow, yeah. Its going to be really fun. Jimmy where are you going to get the people . How do you get people who might be gonged . Were going to go through a casting process. We actually were going to have an open casting session this saturday. February 11th. Jimmy this is true . Is this a joke . This is true. Its going to be gongshowcasting. Com. Jimmy thats the website . Thats quite a domain name. Gongshowcasting. Com. You realize most of the people you want for the show cant type that in. I know. We had to buy it from a dude in nebraska. Jimmy right. That must have cost you hundreds yeah. Jimmy the squatters get ahold of that, forget about it. So go there, check out the in info, come aboard. Were going to have great panels of comedians. Jimmy will you be at the casting sessions . I cant defoconfirm or deny. Jimmy i see, no. But maybe. [ laughter ] and my lawyer told me i can say this. I might shake your hand if youre there. [ laughter ] jimmy thats quite a treat. So good. Going to be fun. Youre doing it, youre going to be on the panel. Jimmy am i going to be a gongee . You can be a goner. Jimmy if i do it, and i would do it. I want to be the guy who like wrestles the gong. No playing coy, doing that whole thing . Jimmy like dave kaplan would be and steve garvey would grab him, no, no, dont do the thing nobody saw it . [ laughter ] right. Thats another one in addition to 10,000yard stare, i like playing coy too. Jimmy i watched this, the Lego Batman Movie. You are lego batman. [ cheers and applause ] this is, and im not this is one of the greatest movies ive ever seen. Wow. Jimmy this is a fantastic movie. Thank you. Jimmy i am thinking about adopting a little boy just so i dont look weird going to the theater to see you again. I think adoptions may spike as a result of this. Ill rent you one of mine. Jimmy have your sons seen the movie . My sons have seen the film, i took them last week. They came to the premiere which was fun. Jimmy thats fun. They really got into it. My little guy got quite moved at the end. Really sweet. Jimmy oh, really. Its quite moving at the end. I had to assure him that everything was going to work out. Eventually i said, but maybe it wont. I wanted to letter the boy, you know . The boy needs to learn about life, he needs some learning. Jimmy the boys, are they impressed . Not enough. Jimmy not enough, its never enough. Actually, whats funny, theyre both in the movie. Their voices are in the movie. Jimmy oh, thats fun. Yeah. So one day we have to record on a saturday. They werent in school, they came with me to record. We needed some voices for these or fans. And i said, you might be or fans one day. Laugh laugh once the tears dried we got them in the booth. No, but they came, they recorded some stuff, it was pretty bad. Jimmy oh, wow, exciting. Yes. Jimmy thats big for a kid. It was really big. Actually, my sons school, my son is in class with one of his buddies, Idina Menzels son. This is california. Jimmy from frozen. Beautiful voice, amazing, shes incredible. The next week after my son had been lent his voice to a batman movie he was showing off to his buddies at school. Hes 6. And then he was showing off to adinas son. They were going, wow, oh my god, youre in lego batman. She turned to me and said, thanks, frozens not good enough now with my kids. Jimmy with boys batman crushes elsa. By the way, i brought you, jimmy, this is real, so you have something to remember me by. Jimmy what is it . Its this. Its my business card. Jimmy oh, it is. Oh, look at that, yeah. I dont know if you can see. 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So i dont want to take any of the spotlight away from you. Thank you. Jimmy who are some of the other voices in the film . We have a great cast. Michael cera plays robin. Rosario dawson. Ralph fiennes. Everybodys great. We have Zach Galifianakis. [ cheers and applause ] its a great we have Zach Galifianakis as the joker whos amazing. Funny. Hes really, really good. Jimmy are you ready . This is an experience i think every parent has had, stepping on a lego. [ cheers and applause ] its like the number 11 cause of death around the world. I feel like ive had this nightmare before by the way. Jimmy which side should we begin from . This side here . Okay, if you would be so kind, take off your shoes. Right. Jimmy you cant have shoes on or else theres no point. Are your pants loose enough . Yeah, yeah. Jimmy are you okay . These just wash right off, these pants. Pants in a can. Jimmy you wear those thin dressy socks. Yes, and im wearing lifts. Everybody in hollywoods short. Oh, man. Jimmy this is the part where you need me to hold you up. Nice feet. Here we go. Jimmy no, no [ cheers and applause ] hold on, ladies and gentlemen. This is real legos, a distance of 12 feet, maybe. Maybe 10. Mind over matter. [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy hes almost there he made it [ cheers and applause ] jimmy wow. Wow. There you go. Will arnett, everybody. The Lego Batman Movie opens friday. Well be right back. [ cheers and applause ] how do you become americas bestselling brand . You make it detect what they dont. Stop, stop, stop sorry. You make it sense whats coming. Watch, watch, watch mom. Relax im relaxed. You make it for 16year olds. Whoawhoawhoa and the parents who worry about them. You saw him, right . Going further to help make drivers, better drivers. Dont freak out on me. Thats ford. And thats how you become americas bestselling brand. And this is they like lobster party. Y, red lobsters lobsterfest is back with 9 irresistible lobster dishes. 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We were talking about the patriots victory parade. Your husbands dwyane wade. [ cheers and applause ] i would imagine do you go to those parades . I went to one. Its weird. Its august award. Theyre like, yeah, the family gets up on the parade. What do we do . We werent out this. I was just like, wave they want to see lebron, they dont want to [ laughter ] jimmy they were probably excited to see you. I mean, every so often. Its fun, its fun. Was basically gronking it out up there, you know. Jimmy dwyane wade is now on the bulls in chicago. Did you watch all his games . I lost my mind last night. Jimmy he scored 31 points last night. He got off last night, it was nice. Jimmy is his mood affected . Last night it was. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy i was thinking about this too. We had a player last night. Danny amendola was here from the patriots. He was born a month after i graduated high school. Thats called the whole bulls roster. For me. Jimmy right. Dwyane is in his 14th season or something. His coworkers are 12, yes. Jimmy kids. Theyre like a couple years older than the kids were raising at home. Its bizarre. D. Had his 35th birthday party, everybody is like, you did this party for him. I had nothing to do with that party except writing the check. Jimmy who did it . His team, the people that work with him. They did amigos themed party. Honey, if i planned that it would have been an earth, wind and fire, spinners, what and oats, sarah smiles. Theres a clear age difference. Jimmy what is a bad embouji party . My husband. He is bad and so bouji, god bless him. He had his own face on money made up for this party. [ laughter ] jimmy that was his idea . Wow. Wow. Is that bad or bouji . Both. Jimmy probably more bouji than bad. Your face on money bad. Its more on the bouji side. Jimmy thats nice they like him so much, they planned the party for him. If it was up for me i was do you want to do something . He was like, no. So he wasnt going to get anything. Jimmy i see. Because i go with what he says. Use your words, baby. The last time i planned a party for him, he had made a passing mention that he loved john b. , he loved singing. I had john b. Come out and serenade him, which sounded better inside. [ laughter ] than the execution. Jimmy its uncomfortable. Yeah. When theres a man singing to you. [ laughter ] its uncomfortable anyone singing to you, really. Sair ma serenading its a word that sounds better than in practice. Have the teammates, the young guys on the team, like jimmy butler, seen this . [ cheers and applause ] is this something that will come up in the locker room . I hope not. Or i hope so. Jimmy congratulations on best bust ever, by the way. [ cheers and applause ] is there a trophy . Theres a plaque. No, its funny. I had my own deflategate situation. Because everyones like, what happened to your ass . I was like, that is months of squats. Jimmy oh, i see, you were accused of letting the air out . I dont know. Jimmy thats the best. They were very disappointed it was so small and flat. Jimmy oh, i dont think anyones disappointed. [ laughter ] you have stepsons too. I do. Jimmy did they see this . If they have, they havent mentioned it, thank god. Jimmy yeah, right. Youd have mixed emotions about Something Like this. Their friends might bring that up. They are mortified with that kind of stuff. I just hear compliments. From a 14yearold, its Mary Kay Letourneau in that kind of way. Jimmy it doesnt matter, youll take it. The children give me compliments. Jimmy with the children are you strict with them . Do you have to be we dont want to be. We are those parents that are like, listen to us, were going to tell you how to beat the system. But they think its reverse psychology. Jimmy what do you mean . We tell you how to get away with stuff. My parents are just now finding out about stuff i did in 91. Im like, help me help you. Jimmy what are the secrets . Get your stories together. Jimmy thats number one. Theres two of you, he doesnt move without you, you stick to it together till the day you die. If there is no video evidence, it didnt happen. Its fake news. [ laughter ] just ride it. Work it out. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy this is starting to sound familiar. Your show being mary jane, Second Season of that show . The fourth season. Jimmy the fourth season, wow. [ cheers and applause ] for those who havent seen it explain the basic idea of the show. Its about mary jane paul, who is a journalist. You see her life at work, you see her love life, you see her life with her family, her friends. You basically get a 365degree viewpoint of her life. Jimmy theres an extra 5 degrees in her life . Yes. Thats her on the toilet. [ laughter ] jimmy thats the bonus . Like a modernday mary tyler moore. Im like, oh, yeah, if shes dropping a deuce and masturbating. Jimmy that would look great on a billboard. Heres your extra 5 , de diddling yourself. Jimmy see it all on being mary jane, tuesday nights at 10 00 on b. E. T. Tell your husband i said hello. And we shall return with music from charli xcx. [ cheers and applause ] you have to brave to8 hours of testingcation, in the 11 most crucial areas of management accounting. Only 50 will pass. Done. So if youre one of them, feel free to brag. Youve earned it. Oh yeah. I want that. Whos next . Im next. After her. After him. The cma certification. Youve got to earn it. Theseare heading back home. Y oil thanks to dawn, rescue workers only trust dawn, because its tough on grease yet gentle. I am home, i am home, i am home my swthis scarf all thatsara. Left to remem. What she washed this like a month ago the long lasting scent of gain flings jimmy id like to thank will arnett, Gabrielle Union, Dweezil Zappa and apologize to matt damon. We ran out of time. Nightline is next, but first, here with the song after the afterparty, charli xcx after the after the party were gonna keep it going were gonna rip it up the neighbours might complain i think its almost 4 00 am but baby im still feeling just fine ice all up in a plastic cup and ima keep on sipping all night yeah i mightve kissed a thousand lips but maybe thats just all in my mind some people never understand the way we live but were living life uh huh hey uh huh monday to sunday its never too late so everyone say we dont wanna stop cause after the afterparty were gonna keep it going were gonna rip it up the neighbors might complain cause after the afterparty were gonna stay til morning then when the time is up well do it all again yup yup yup yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah were all in love were all in love im hanging on my best friends couch and my clothes are all on the floor i got glitter in my underwear like it was studio 54 yeah i cant remember why i love it but i need it baby clap bring on the encore lets pour another drink the glasses go yeah were always up for one more uh huh hey uh huh monday to sunday its never too late so everyone say we dont wanna stop cause after the afterparty were gonna keep it going were gonna rip it up the neighbors might complain cause after the afterparty were gonna stay til morning then when the time is up well do it again yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah were all in love were all in love monday to sunday doing it our way riri on replay were all in were all in love yeah drop drop drop drop drop and we do it like ice cream for dinner bucket of liqueur were getting sicker dont need ibiza were all in were all in love yeah drop drop drop drop drop and we do it like monday to sunday doing it our way riri on replay cheers to the weekday were all in were all in love yeah cause after the afterparty were gonna keep it going were gonna rip it up the neighbours might complain |m cause after the afterparty were gonna stay til morning then when the time is up well do it all again yup yup yup yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah were all in love were all in love monday to sunday doing it our way riri on replay cheers to the weekday were all in were all in love yeah this is nightline. 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