Transcripts For KGO Jimmy Kimmel Live 20170504

[ cheers and applause ] anthony give me more give me more give me more [ cheers and applause ] whoo thank you thank you. I know its a surprise to see me here. Right now some confused old white lady is trying to adjust the darkness settings on her tv. In Middle America someplace. No, lady. Im not jimmy kimmel. Im your guest host for the night, Anthony Anderson. [ cheers and applause ] every time you hear that name, i need you to shout your ass off, okay . Im going to give a test and see if youre with me. Anthony anderson [ cheers and applause ] thats what im talking about. You might know me from the abc show blackish. [ cheers and applause ] oh, oh, hold on. Thats the one about the black family, not the documentary about those whales getting beat up at seaworld. [ laughter ] thats blackfish. Were blackish. Got it . Good. Im here tonight so jimmy can be home with his family. As you may have heard, his son billy was born with a heart condition just two weeks ago. It was very scary but fortunately the little guy is doing very well. Doing very well. [ cheers and applause ] thanks to some amazing doctors and nurses. Were wishing billy and his very tired parents the best. And if youd like to donate to the good people at Childrens Hospital los angeles, who took such great care of billy, please visit the address on your screen. [ cheers and applause ] you could give a lot or just a little. But give. Give and dont an cheapass like my mama. [ laughter ] i might add, i might add the Anderson Family foundation, because of jimmys monologue on monday, im having a Golf Tournament in a couple of weeks. And ive added Childrens Hospital of los angeles to be one of my donors. [ cheers and applause ] were going to make a huge donation to Childrens Hospital los angeles. Id like to thank jimmy and everyone at abc for letting me step in tonight. You know, they could have aired a rerun, but they decided, no, hiring Anthony Anderson would be [ cheers and applause ] i forgot we were playing a game. [ laughter ] they decided hiring me would be much cheaper. Remember this at home, Middle America. You get what you pay for. This is an exciting night for me, but its also a historic night for the medium of television. A black man hasnt hosted a late night talk show for one night only since magic johnson. [ laughter ] sorry, magic. They wrote it. But i said it. This is a great gig. It comes with all the perks. A nice dressing room, a veggie platter, and a complimentary guillermo. [ cheers and applause ] give it up for guillermo, everybody guillermo yeah [ cheers and applause ] anthony how you doing today, buddy . Guillermo im doing good. Youre doing a great job. Anthony thank you, brother. I appreciate that. I i dont want you to take offense to this, dellermo. But i am bigtime now. Ive decided to beef up my security tonight with someone whos protected and overprotected me my entire life. Ladies and gentlemen, give it up for my mama, dorris [ cheers and applause ] hello anthony hey, mama. Hey. Anthony dont you look good. Thank you, son. Anthony all right. Dont she look good, everybody . [ cheers and applause ] anthony mama. Let me ask you this question. What does it feel like having your baby boy up here hosting Jimmy Kimmel Live tonight . Oh, i feel great, anthony. Im so glad jimmy retired and let you keep the show. [ laughter ] anthony no, mama im so excited no, no, no, mama. Jimmy didnt retire. Im just doing this for tonight. Its just a onenight gig, just one night. Damn. [ laughter ] well, what i got on this old ugly uglyass suit for . [ laughter ] no offense, guillermo. But it aint my style. Anthony okay, okay, all right, mama. Can i get back to the monologue . I got a lot of things i want to talk about tonight. Go ahead, son. Anthony all right, thank you. [ cheers and applause ] anthony tonight is a little strange for me, because i went to the high school right across the street from here. Hollywood high. Hollywood performing arts magnet was my alma mauter. Hold on. My teachers said id never make it very far. And geographically, they were correct. [ laughter ] and check this out. This right here . [ cheers and applause ] thats my real yearbook photo. Getting my Stoney Jackson on. Thats a sharkskin suit i bought at the compton swap meet for 100. Yeah i looked like Lionel Richie guest starring on miami vice. [ laughter ] i have so many good memories from that time, but i am kind of mad at the school. They have this famous mural on the front of their auditorium. Let see it. There it is. It has portraits of a bunch of celebrities that supposedly went to the school. Judy garland. Brandi. Cher. Laurence fishburne. First of all, i know laurence fishburne. And he only went to that school for three weeks. Three damn weeks. Thats the truth. I think brandi walked past it when she was goinge tussa tussauds to watch some wax figures. You know whos not up there . The most famous of them all. Me Anthony Anderson [ cheers and applause ] i mean, how many barbershop movies does a guy have to be in . I actually graduated from Hollywood High School you know who didnt . Bruce damn lee. Why the hell is bruce lee up there . I mean, no disrespect to bruce. He was one of the greats. But hell, he didnt go to high school. Shouldnt that be, like, the number one mural qualification . You have to graduate from the high school your picture is on the side of the building up. Itd be like putting eddie murphy on mount rushmore. Yeah he was hilarious in trading places and raw. But dammit, its president s on the side of mt. Rushmore [ laughter ] look at me now. [ cheers and applause ] im a grown man screaming at a mural. Okay, i need something to cheer me up. Hm. I saw this today and it made me laugh. I think this might be my new favorite workout video. Enjoy. 20, you owe me. You owe me 20. Want your 20 . 20. Youll get your 20 bucks. Come on, baby. Let me see what you got. You going to one time . One time. [ farting ] [ cheers and applause ] anthony i think that was much more than just a fart. This is also in the news. American airlines is adding an exciting new feature to their plans. Uhhuh, theyre reducing the amount of leg room in their Economy Class seats by 2 inches. Yep. They finally fixed the number one problem with air travel, too much damn leg room. [ laughter ] none of these Airlines Give you much space these days anyways. Lets take a look at the chart. Look at that. Jet blue has the most leg room. Then virgin, american, and spirit. But i do have a question. Shouldnt virgin have the least amount of leg room . [ laughter ] it is called virgin. Thank you. [ cheers and applause ] before we go on id like to talk about something very important to me. Anthony anderson. [ cheers and applause ] stop. Do you guys remember Rachel Dolezal . Shes that woman from a few years ago who was the president of the naacp chapter in spokane, washington, but it turned out she was actually a white woman claiming to be a black woman . Well, shes back. Yeah, no, no shes still not black, shes back. She just put out a new memoir. Its called in full color finding my place in a black and white world. I see what she did there. And she recently changed her name to unkaychi uhmaree deahloh. I dont know what the hell that means. But i think it means no one will hire me if i use my real name. Shes getting a lot of heat for this. But the truth is, it can be hard to tell if youre black or not. So as a service to the public, i decided to make this informational video. Pay close attention because you might learn something. Hey. Im Anthony Anderson. Africanamerican identity is not always black and white. And that can lead to a lot of confusion. So lets get right to your questions. Hi, anthony. My parents were both white but we all used to watch the cosby show together, it was my favorite show. Am i black . Anthony great question. No, watching a tv show with an africanamerican cast does not make you black. Also, if you were black, you definitely wouldnt be bringing up bill cosby right now. [ laughter ] next question. Hey, anthony. Im really tan. Am i black . Anthony hell no. Being tan does not make you black. Black people originated from africa, and we were born with something called melanin. Thats a natural tan. You spent spring break in daytona beach. Taking jello shots out of your belly button. Get the [ bleep ] out of here. [ laughter ] yo, anthony, whassup, yo i dress and talk like this, am i black . Anthony hell no. You sure . You wanna hear my rap . Anthony id rather eat [ bleep ]. Next hi, anthony. The first cab i hailed actually picked me up. I went to cvs and nobody follow med around the store. I got on the elevator with three white ladies and only one clutched her purse. Now am i black . Anthony wow. I dont know. Thats thats a tough one. Does your first name have an apostrophe in it . Yeah. Anthony your ass is definitely black thanks, brother. [ laughter ] [ applause ] anthony maybe i jumped the gun on that one. I hope ive managed to clear things up for you. For the learning channel, im Anthony Anderson. You dumb [ bleep ]. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] anthony im glad we cleared that up. Tonight on the show, music from future. Eddie wong is here. And well be right back with my friend, the great george lopez. [ cheers and applause ] where did we find the inspiration for our new flavors . It walked right in the door. Introducing new signature crafted recipes. Pico guacamole. Sweet barbecue bacon. Maple bacon dijon. You bring your flavor to the world. We bring ours to you. Testinhuh . Sting is this thing on . Come on your turn where do pencils go on vacation . Pennsylvania laughter crunchy wheat frosted sweet kelloggs frosted miniwheats. Feed your inner kid shsale this weekend family and take an extra 20 off sale prices on a great gift for mom like diamond earrings for only 39. 99 take an extra 20 off a ninja coffee bar and new sandals are just 11. 99. Youll get kohls cash too kohls. Anthony welcome back to Jimmy Kimmel Live minus jimmy kimmel plus Anthony Anderson. [ cheers and applause ] whoo i know that youre used to spending this time with your regular host, but think of this as a one night stand. Jimmy never has to find out, baby. All right. This is a doubleheader for me. Not only am i hosting this show, i was on blackish earlier tonight here on abc. [ cheers and applause ] if you dont like me and you cant find the remote, tonight is really not your night. [ laughter ] by the way, the Season Finale of blackish airs a week from tonight on abc at 9 30 8 30 central. Shameless plug. And the game show i host, to tell the truth is back wednesday, june 14 at 10 9 central, another shameless plug. [ cheers and applause ] all right here on abc. If you havent seen to tell the truth, its like the opposite of a Sean Spicer Press conference. [ laughter ] im on that show with my lovely mama Security Guard miss dorris, mama . [ cheers and applause ] anthony mother, tell me this. Are you excited to have your game show back on the air . Oh, yes, i love it. I cant wait. Another check, another check anthony no yes anthony i was about to ask whats exciting about it but i guess she just told us. Check anthony tonight, hes a chef, an author, and host of the show wongs world on viceland. Eddie wong is here. [ cheers and applause ] eddie is going to cook for us. Hes going to make something called the birdhaus bao. Bo . Bow . Im from compton, i dont know how to say words like that. No idea what that is, but im gonna eat it. Then we have the music from his number oneselftitled album. Is going to be here on the mercedesbenz outdoor stage. Tomorrow night, kristen bell will be covering guest hosting duties. From on friday, david spied will be here. My first guest is the star of the tv land show lopez. Why its called that we may never know. Please say Buenas Noches to my good friend george lopez. [ cheers and applause ] anthony all right [ cheers and applause ] listen, your mom is a Security Guard . Anthony yeah. Biological mother . Anthony biological mother. A lot of time were raised by aunts and we call them mama. Anthony thats my real mama. Tonight george im going to reveal that guillermo is my son. [ cheers and applause ] anthony okay, okay, hold on and this is his birth certificate. Guillermo yay yeah Anthony George lopez, you are the father [ laughter ] listen, you know, those ice rigs, they got mexico so scared, were taking our Christmas Lights down. Were putting our kids in the car seat. We dont want anybody to know. Anthony george, before we get started. Weve been friends for close to 15 years, if not longer than that. Weve been great trends for 15 years. [ cheers and applause ] anthony and its crazy to say this. But youve never met my mother before. Thats right. [ laughter ] anthony she wants to come over and kiss you. The only thing i really know about your mama is shes bad at bingo. Thats all i know. Im good, baby. Im good. She got good . Anthony thats what she says. I dont know, she keeps asking me for money. I love the exchanges between you and your mother. My grandmother raised me. The moment i yelled at my daughter she yelled at me for yelling at my daughter. And i said, you yelled at me. She said, yeah, but youre stupid and shes not. Skips a generation. Anthony right. George, you hosted a late night talk show for more than a night, right . Yeah. Anthony interviewing people, was it easy . Was it hard . How was that for you . You know, i dont usually give advice. But i watched the monologue. And i noticed one thing incredibly important. Your hands are ashy. [ laughter ] put some of that lotion on there. Anthony okay, all right. Wide your way into anthony coquita, youre fired, i told you to take care of my knuckles you want Anthony Anderson to have soft hands. Anthony last award show sam jackson told me to hit my ankles with lotion. Theres a theme. Hosting a talk show, i believe that it is very difficult because of the daily grind. Also i believe since ive known you 15 years that you have a true level of insincerity that i believe will help you. [ laughter ] because listen, not everyone is interesting. So youll be sitting there looking at somebody, what the [ bleep ] are they talking about . Anthony right, right, right. Then you try to clap. Yeah yeah anthony to get everybody else engaged. Like trying to do the wave at a baseball game, youre trying to start it. Anthony right, right, right. Worst guest youve ever had on your show . There was a dude from the show called human target. Do you remember human target . He did not answer one question i asked him about any of the stuff and his cheek was going up and down. Dude, ive got some adderall in my dressing room. The guy, i wont say his name, stiffler from american pie, came out hammered. Really . I fell asleep in a casino, i know what the [ bleep ] he was [ bleep ] on. [ laughter ] that dude was out. And i didnt interrupt him, i was trying to figure out what he was saying. Anthony right, right, right, right. They said, why didnt you interrupt him . Im trying to figure out what his point is. Yeah, youre doing a fantastic job. Anthony thank you, brother. Im so proud of you for everything youre done. Anthony i appreciate that. Wonderful. Anthony now we went from your worst guest, whos your best guest that you had on your show . I was fortunate enough to interview prince. [ cheers and applause ] he thought that i he thought that i used profanity too much. Anthony right. So he watched the show for two weeks. This is a jehovah witness watching television. Anthony unheard of. Unheard of. So i could not cuss for two weeks. So instead of using profanity i used vegetables. Anthony oh. Artichoke. Eggplant. Anthony uhhuh. Mother eggplant. [ laughter ] anthony yes, yes. Did prince did prince try to convert you . Yes. Anthony to become a jehovah witness . Did prince try to convert you . Anthony yes, at the elevator at his house, man. What, you hit the top floor, while i got you in here . Anthony no, he courted me at the elevator in his house while he was living here in los angeles. Anthony, i hear some things are going on with my brothers and sisters out here in hollywood, is everything okay . I was like, uh, yeah, prince. Anthony, can i call you . I was like, uh, yeah. Then something happened in the background. He said, ill be right back. So he leaves to go in the back. And then my wife was standing at the front door and she was like, baby, come on lets go, its 3 00 in the morning. Baby, come on lets go. I said, prince told me hed be right back, i got to stay right here. She said, whats that . Prince asked me for my telephone number, hes going to come back. Then an assistant comes out, mr. Anderson, prince is handling something in the back but he wanted me to get your information so he could call you. Oh, okay. I gave her my information, name, number, email address, and he would call, man, and invite me out. And come to talk about the bible. Yeah. But wait a minute. Speaking of that. Didnt prince throw you out of his house . [ laughter ] anthony no what . No, where did you hear that . From prince. [ laughter ] anthony why did he throw me out of the house . [ applause ] so prince, he says, do you mind if i teach you . I say, yes. I didnt know i said yes before i knew what it was. It could have been canasta. It could have been martial arts. I said yes. Anthony yes. He wanted to convert me to jehovah witness. And i said yes. So we had bible study class set up for wednesday. Anthony yeah. On monday, i went to a Mexican Restaurant and i ate jalapenostuffed rock shrimp. And i got food poisoning. And on wednesday i couldnt make it. So i called him and told him that i couldnt make it. And he said, do you know who is keeping you from the lord . And he said, the devil. Is responsible for you not wanting to come to see me. I said, i thought it was [ bleep ] Mexican Restaurant. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] because when i was throwing up, i wasnt thinking about the devil, i was thinking rock shrimp anthony more with george lopez after this [ cheers and applause ] dicky portions of Jimmy Kimmel Live brought to you by dq. Mom, i have to tell you something. Dad, one second i was driving and then the next. They just didnt stop and then. Im really sorry. I wrecked the subaru. I wrecked it. Youre ok. 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Both of you guys are convicted felons and you have probation officers and the last thing either of you guys need is trouble. Were not doing anything, hes just helping me out. No i saw how she looked at you. Serious [ bleep ] eye. Listen, you cant date your teacher. Why not . You dated your daughter. I didnt date my daughter, that was a mistake. [ cheers and applause ] anthony welcome back to Anthony Anderson live. Im here with george lopez. How many of the characters on the lopez show are based on real characters in your life . Ive been fortunate that ive surrounded myself with good actors are all derived from real people. Id i had a drive ir, remember oscar . Anthony i remember oscar. This guy drove maine me for three years. He passed every place that we went to. Anthony right. We always had to double back. With mapquest, google, his own instincts. We passed every [ bleep ] i hate to get lost. Anthony right, right. Id say, do you know where youre going . Hed say, yeah i got it. Going to the playboy mansion, he said, ive been there a lot. We passed it. And i said, you went to a house, thats not the playboy mansion. He said, have you here before . Everythings happening on the other side of the wall, you cant see nothing from out here. Anthony right, right. We ring the bell. Some old lady says, if you two dont get out of my driveway im going to call the police. And i said, dude, you passed the playboy mansion its not like a dry cleaners that moves, you know . Anthony right, right. Passed the playboy mansion. Anthony is that why oscar no longer drives for you . I fired him. I went to give him his check, i passed his house. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] anthony all right, ladies and gentlemen. When we come back, were going to cook with eddie wong and george lopez and my mama and guillermo [ cheers and applause ] but the rare few can inspire them. S. With a naturally aspirated 5liter v8 engine, and a 10speed directshift transmission. The firstever lexus lc. 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Okay, we cooking the bird house bao. Anthony hold on, helped sa cooking. We cooking. Gloves on, gloves on. Anthony all right, all right. When did people start wearing gloves to cook, eddie . Probably around the same time we stopped wearing condoms. Anthony eddies funny [ laughter ] all right, this is the bird house bao, you like it . Anthony whats going on here . This is a chicken that we brine 24 hours. Anthony what do you brine it in . Im a chef myself. Okay. Anthony i have a rosemary brine that i do. Buttermilk fried chicken. Im interested to see what you have here. Why do you got to be a closet chef, are you bad . Anthony no, because i do other things. We do this with panda sweat and dragon tears anthony i like that. Is that what this is . That is the slurry, corn starch slurry. Anthony pour it in the chicken . Yeah mix it up. Anthony all right, we got to get started. Okay, get busy. All right. Oh, massage the meat. Velvetize it. Anthony velvetize it. What are we doing . Now roll it into the bird house flour. Anthony roll it into the bird house flour. There we go, roll it into the bird house flour. Get them now here, we double fry this. Anthony why do you double fry it . You slow fry it. Slow play the chicken a little bit. Then get it tender. Anthony get it tender. Then pull it out, then fry it real hard. Anthony drop it in there . Drop it in there. Anthony george, im giving you my heat to handle. Handle my meat. Glad im wearing a love. [ laughter ] anthony me too. Thats right. Anthony me too. Safe meat practice, safe meat handling. Anthony talk about this boxing match you have coming up. Friday is my first fight. Ima beat up this nice man who works at vice. Anthony no, whats the fight about . The thing is i do graffiti at the office sometimes. I was spray painting all my favorite Chinese Restaurant in the parking lot one day, benihana, nobu, ciaos, bauhaus. He was unhappy all the legendary restaurants was in the parking lot. I spranted rice land and bowls of rice. Anthony i love that. What about the chicken . We got a little more time. Anthony a little more time . We didnt start the egg timer but thats all right. A minute. It will come it and george will put it fry hard in the hot oil. Anthony why are we doing it in two different temperatures . Of oil . Because its nice and tender here. You get it tender. Lower heat. Then you fry it hard to get crispy. Anthony mama, whats smoking . I dont know but its going right up his nose. [ laughter ] guillermo, this is bao. Open it. Fry it hard . Keep it hot. Anthony that looks good, man. What kind of oil that is . Theres a new technique, george, the triplefisting the chicken. I did, i did. I usually do one by one. Anthony thats not peanut oil. I think its peanut oil. Anthony you think it is . Usually its peanut oil. At the restaurant we do soybean oil because its cheaper. On tv we tell people peanut oil. [ laughter ] anthony thats good. In your restaurant do they go, is this all gluten free . Its like, si, gluten free. Eddie, tell me about world on viceland. We try to experience identity, multicultureively, through the consumption and exploration of food. Anthony thats whats up. How long should this cook . Another minute. You want it hard and crispy. Anthony the ladies always want it real hard, eddie. Yep. [ laughter ] anthony i dont know about cri cri crispy. Hard and crispy, something went wrong. Dont show up half. Anthony no, no. Half hard or half crispy. No, no, no. Anthony so once its cooked and half hard, we have some precooked what do we do . This one is ready to go. Anthony how can you tell . Because its floating to the top . Right there the starch. Golden brown. This is an slept piece. Anthony nobody wants to get salmonella, eddie. Im going to have to steal this triplefisting technique. Scoop them all up. That way we pick up our kids, we pick them up at the same time. Same time, same time. [ laughter ] all right, turn that off. Anthony what do we have here . Guillermo . Guillermo, pull this up, bam wow. Yeah. Thats baos. I always wanted to do that emeril, bam do it pick up a bao. Anthony pick up a bao. You got gloves on, guillermo. Spread it open. All right, put some of the spicy aioli on there, got a little spreader. Thats a lot of mayonnaise. Guillermo im mexican. He aint paying for it. Like the mayonnaise. Guillermo yeah, extra. Anthony give me mama some meat so she can put the meat in there. Mama like the meat, mama like it hard. [ laughter ] this is the biggest, crispiest piece anthony mama like it big and hard. Firmed out the hart way. [ laughter ] my bedroom was right next to hers and my daddys. I want a little cilantro. Anthony baby, bring me a warm towel mitt. Until i became an adult. We forgot one step here. This is like the asian lowerys seasoning. Anthony whats it called . Baories. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] miss dorris not going to eat . Im going to let garmo heat. Anthony his name is guillermo. Put the meat in my mamas mouth, guillermo. Put the meat in my mamas mouth. [ cheers and applause ] anthony mama, dont use your teeth, dont use your teeth. Oh, that was good. Im turned. Im really turned, wow. Its hot. This is amazing. Anthony thats good. This is good. The piece with lipstick is real delicious. [ laughter ] anthony thats my mama. Thats my may mark eddie huang. Hey, hey, hey, whats up with this photo with you in your drawers . Oh, this one. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] thats the Undies Campaign for pandemonium, you see the work, know what i mean . Anthony no, i dont see the work. The nice brown nipples anthony im not looking for the work. Put a codpiece on the next time youre going to wear tight drawers. Wongs world returns so viceland on june 28th. Well be right back with music from future [ cheers and applause ] dicky the Jimmy Kimmel Live Concert Series is presented by mercedesbenz. 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The best or nothing. Anthony thats our show. Kristen bell will be your foster host tomorrow. Id like to thank george lopez, eddie huang, guillermo, my mama dorris, and my boo jimmy kimmel. Nightline is next. But first, his selftitled album is available now. 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