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Game one and two is in oakland. Game three and four in oakland. Game five and six would be in oakland. Game six they go back to cleveland and back to oakland for game seven. If theres a game eight, something has gone wrong. This is our tenth year doing game night specials. We have an allstar super powerful show to celebrate. From spiderman homecoming robert downey, jr. We have the real ones, not the dirty ones from outside. Thinking about this today, if super heros were real, they definitely would have endorsement deals. Spiderman would have a Monster Energy drink logo. Thor would be doing commercials for papa johns. Heres someone who should have one. One of the final records you may not know about isnt held by a player its held by mike green the announcer for espn. Hes calling his 12th nba final in a row. Hes consistent, but has one of the catchiest Signature Punch words. Curry for three. Bang. Three pointer. Bang. Rebound. Back out. Bang. Bang. Bang. Bang. Jimmy ha ha ha ha. Im going to start using that when i make love. The warriors were the heavy favorites. One area where cleveland has the upper hand is the mascot department. The cavaliers have two mascots. Warriors none. Ber berny sanders was right. We need to redistribute mass scotts. One of clevelands mascots is this dog. I dont know why. I guess kids like dogs. They said the hell with it. Lets get a dog. Its cc. They say hes a human cavalier. Its a cross between a pomeranian and a pimp. The sad thing in children in oakland are getting cheated out of the great pleasures of sports which is watching a man in a costume dancing around. The warriors dont have that. The warriors need a mascot. We put our Heads Together and came up with a idea. Gary came up with this idea. I think kids are going to love it. Here now for the First Time Ever please welcome the new mascot for golden state. Ladies and gentlemen, the golden skater. [ cheers and applause ] bang bang i am the warrior i am the [ cheers and applause ] i am the jimmy look at that. Isnt that something . Didnt that get you fired up. My team spirit is through the roof right now. I think well be seeing a lot more of the golden skater. Maybe not. I dont know. All right. Heres another thing for the kids. One show i look forward to during the playoffs is inside the nba. This is a show with Shaquille Oneal and charles barkley. They go at it. Its a fun show to watch and inspired me to do something. We took the audio from inside the nba and combined it from video from the cartoon series fat albert. What we made is basketball magic. Another must win for cleveland. You want to mess around youve only been to the final four. Im not riding kobes coat tails. Im just letting you know. Anyway i forgot about him. Whats your problem . Rick fox. Dont interrupt me. Im going to punch you right in your face. Ill throw some chicken wings at your fat ass. I was thinking jimmy what do i know . Tonight on our game two game night special ironman and spiderman. Robert dawny, jr. And tom holland are with us. When we come back. Alum from michigan and alum from uconn alumni battle called college knowledge. Stick around. Well be right back. [ cheers and applause ] are allergies holding you back . Break through your allergies. Try new Flonase Sensimist allergy relief instead of allergy pills. Its more complete allergy relief in a gentle mist experience youll barely feel. Using unique mistpro technology, new Flonase Sensimist delivers a gentle mist to help block six key inflammatory substances that cause your symptoms. Most allergy pills only block one. And six is greater than one. New Flonase Sensimist changes everything. We, the device loving people want more than just unlimited data. We want unlimited entertainment. So we can stream unlimited action. Watch unlimited robots. Watch unlimited romance. If you are into that. But we also want more like. Unlimited hbo. Can i stop dying now mark . No can do mi amigo. Its unlimited. Besides you are really good at it james. Dont settle for any unlimited plan. Get at t unlimited plus. And, now get the amazing iphone 7 on us. Say hello to the new frozen dunkin coffee. Real dunkin coffee, blended frozen, creamy smooth. A whole new way to enjoy your favorite coffee. Try a small for 1. 99. America runs on dunkin. Jimmy welcome back to our primetime game two game night special. Robert downey, jr. And tom holland are on the way. But first, its game time. Professional athletes take great pride in their alma maters. Tonight were going to give four of them the opportunity to defend their schools with their brains. Its time to play college knowledge. Jimmy representing the university of michigan from the Indiana Pacers Glenn Robinson and former nba star now espn star jalen rose. Detroit pistons Andre Drummond and caron butler. Gentlemen, here are the rules. Theyre very simple. When you hear a question, buzz in and answer that question correctly. If you dont, the other team will get a chance to answer. The winner will bring eternal glory to his school. Are you ready to begin . Lets do it. Yes. Your first question is, if a man has an oedipal complex, he is sexually attracted to whom . Jalen . Women. [ laughter ] jimmy need a more specific answer. Andre, would you like to guess. Oedipal complex. Ep oedipal . You said what . Jimmy were going to give no points for that one. The answer was his mother. Oedipus was attracted to his mother. Should have known jimmy the next question is which is the largest artery in the human body . The largest artery in the human body . Wait . What . Google it. Jimmy were you reaching back to google it . I was. Jimmy i dont know that thats not allowed. Anyone have a guess . Artery, one of those things that the blood goes through. Heart. Jimmy no. Andre and caron . I would say the leg. Jimmy no. Im sorry. It is the aorta. Were off to a flying start. I know that the chancellor at your respected universities are deeply ashamed right now. Wait i got to say something. I went to school for six months. Only basketball and Football Players are forced to go to college. Jimmy excellent point. Next question charleston is the capital city of which u. S. State . Andre . South carolina. Jimmy no. It is not. There is a charleston, south carolina. It is not the capital city. I believe columbia is. Would you like to steal . You just said the answer right . Jimmy no, i did not. You say it. Jimmy i only say the questions. Next question. I dont know. I got too many wrong already. Virginia. Jimmy very close. West virginia. Wow. All right. Our next question. We dont get half a point . Jimmy you get half of no point for that one. Do we get a question for being funny . Jimmy here we go. Which doctor is credited with inventing the game of basketball . James nay smith. Jimmy that is correct. Youre on the board. Im the oldest person up here. Thats why i know. Showing my age. Jimmy next question what chemical element is represented by the symbol k, the letter k . Glenn . Potassium. Jimmy that is right. You have the lead. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy next question which u. S. President first won election in 1800 appears on the nickel and the 2 bill . The nickel and the 2 bill, which president is on them . Jefferson. Jimmy that is absolutely right. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy im sorry. Theres no way for uconn to catch up. This game is over. Michigan youre the winner [ cheers and applause ] jimmy please tell them what they won. Dicky you receive a box of ramen noodles wrapped in an honory degree from trump university. Jimmy dicky. Our conciliation prize. What do the losers get . Dicky you receive a box of ramen noodles wrapped in an honory degree from trump university. Jimmy dicky. Our conciliation prize. What do the losers get . Jimmy congratulations. This is from our commander and chief. Jimmy thank you, jalen, glenn, andre and caron. Well be right back with robert downey, jr. And tom holland. Stick around. Dicky portions of Jimmy Kimmel Live game night are brought to you by Flonase Sensimist allergy relief. Powerful relief in a gentle mist. Jimmy hello, again, and welcome to the Third Quarter of our sunday nba game night special. We are back in primetime next week on wednesday and friday for games three and four with will ferrell, owen wilson, zach lavine, jamal crawford. And our very own guillermo in oakland at media day. Will this be the year lebron finally talks to him . Probably not. That was fun. Wait till you see where were going. Introducing an allnew crossover. Toyota chr. Toyota. Lets go places. The mwhat the. Turned. [ intense music playing ] [ guitar playing ] [ intense music playing ] [ guitar playing ] [ intense music playing ] [ guitar playing ] [ drum beating ] [ distant screams ] [ drum beating ] she is real. The mummy. Rated pg13. Since i came to know you baibe ive been telling you how sweet youre. Ive been telling you how good youre. Please tell me how i look. You look so good, fantastic man. The Energy Conscious whopeople among usle . Say small actions can add up to something. Humongous. A little thing here. A little thing there. Starts to feel like a badge maybe millions can wear. Who are all these caretakers, advocates too . Turns out, its californians its me and its you. Dont stop now, its easy to add to the routine. Join Energy Upgrade california and do your thing. [ cheers and applause ]. Jimmy hello, again, and welcome to the Third Quarter of our sunday nba game night special. We are back in primetime next week on wednesday and friday for games three and four with will ferrell, owen wilson, zach lavine, jamal crawford. And our very own guillermo in oakland at media day. Will this be the year lebron finally talks to him . Probably not. And we have a new show in our regular time slot tomorrow night with gwyneth paltrow, Sean Diddy Combs and music from ryan adams. Our guests tonight are an amalgam of metal, jetfuel and radioactive spider spit. They team up for the new marvel masterpiece spiderman homecoming, opening in theaters july 7th. Please say hello to robert downey, jr. And tom holland. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy how you doing . Tom im doing well. Thank you. Jimmy i saw a rough cut of the movie. It is easily the best spiderman movie. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy have you guys seen the movie . Tom i have about a month ago. Jimmy what did you think. Tom you know when you study for an exam and you feel you crushed it robert hes british by the way. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy thank god you brought your translator. Tom exactly, yes. Walking into the screening i was like this is going to be awful. Ill hate it. Leaving i was over the moon. Jimmy so youre not overly critical of your performance . Tom no. I love it. Jimmy robert, you have not seen it. Robert i have not seen it. When can i . Tom youll see it when i want you to see it. Jimmy robert how much were you involved in casting tom . I assume you play some kind of role in that. Robert when we were doing civil war is right at the beginning of that they were casting. They brought in the finalists for the exam. I mean what i had to do is like hes great isnt it. I was like yeah he is. That was it. Three words. Jimmy did they have say hes great about any other guys . Robert everybody was good. There was this other element. You saw it. I was there. Jimmy it feels like the spiderman i read about in the comic books when i was 8 years old. Thats the spiderman you play in this movie. Robert a coming home. Jimmy i never went to homecoming. I was at home crying. During homecoming. Robert what do you call homecoming across the pond . Tom we call it prom. Jimmy what do you call prom . Tom we got halfway through shooting the movie i was like by the way whats the homecoming . We dont do that. Our proms are different. Jimmy in what way. Tom they serve booze at the prom. Jimmy they do . We had to drink ours in the parking lot. Robert that was half the fun. Tom my prom was a disaster. Jimmy i bet it was. You have a bunch of 18 year olds drunk and throwing up on each other. Do you know what american schools are like . You have to play peter parker a high school student. Tom i think that was the most daunting part. Of taking on this character. As a joke i suggested to marvel i should go to high school undercover. It was completely a joke. Marvel took it completely seriously. I guess they didnt get my british sarcasm. The next thing i knew i had a backpack on my way to bronx school of science. Jimmy they let you go to school . Tom yes, i had a fake name and accent. Jimmy did you have a fake mother drop you off . Tom yeah. But yeah. They brought my mum in just for that week. Bronx school of science is a school for geniuses. I am no genius. Jimmy youre not . Tom even the teachers didnt know i was not a real student. They would bring me up to the front of the class and say what do you think new kid and i was like i have no idea what youre talking about. Jimmy youre like the worst narc. You were a very bad narc. Did they ever figure out it was you . Did you ever tell them it was you . Tom i had one funny experience. I sat in the back of the classroom next to a pretty girl. She was like dude whats your deal. I was like you want to know my secret . Okay. Im actually spiderman. Shes like, dude, youre not spiderman. Youre not. Im like im an actor. Im british. Yoim playing spiderman. She didnt believe me. Jimmy of course she didnt. Robert the fact you were allowed to go to bronx science in the middle of the year that breach, that was believable. Jimmy weve got a problem with our Public Education system. Were going to take a break. When we come back, well see a clip from the movie. Robert down j, jr. And tom holland are here. Spiderman homecoming right after this. Well be back. Nobody does it better. Hes also into oil painting. Looking good. But when it comes to mortgages, hes less confident. Fortunately for rickie, theres Rocket Mortgage by quicken loans. Its simple, so he can understand the details and be sure hes getting the right mortgage. Apply simply. Understand fully. Mortgage confidently. thud, clattering drumming banging, clattering singing bang, clattering crash cheering crowd heyyyy hoooo banging whoo buy the galaxy s8 and get the new gear 360 for 49. And get the new gear 360 but youve never had em quite like this. At red lobsters lobster shrimp summerfest, the lobster and shrimp you love are teaming up in so many new ways. Like new coastal lobster and shrimp, with a lobster tail with butter and herbs, sweet, smoky bbq red shrimp, and shrimp crusted with. Get this. Cape cod kettle chips. Or try lobster and shrimp overboard. A dish this good. Makes you this hungry. Its the highlight of the season, and cant last. So hurry in. Or make a backseat. Thatg feels nothing like a backseat. Why give it every feature you could want. Along with a few you didnt know you needed. Its simple. You can build a car, or you can build a cadillac. I decided to see if there was a way for design to play a. Positive role in what was going on in the world. Theres a jacket thats reflective for visibility. A sleeping bag jacket, jackets that turn into tents. I usually do my fashion sketches on the computer. I love drawing on the screen. Theres no lag time at all. It feels just like my markers. With fashion, you can dress people and help people. Its really cool to see your work come to life. We should make an alibi video for your aunt. Okay. Get in the frame. Hey may what are you doing . What are you wearing . Something skimpy i hope. Start over. I want to tell you what an incredible job your nephew did. We are in the line. Grab peters case out oft trunk. Do me a favor dont do anything i would do and definitely dont do anything i wouldnt do. Theres a little gray area and thats where you are. Good luck. Jimmy that is tony stark and peter parker spiderman homecoming. First i want to say i was in Childrens Hospital and you showed up dressed as spiderman to entertain the kids which was a very nice thing to do. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy by the way, you know about basketball or is this some random sport that brits are not familiar with and you pretend to go along with it are you a basketball fan. Tom i am [ bleep ] at basketball. Jimmy you are . Tom it is so bad. I was lucky enough the first game i went to was the golden state warriors. Jimmy where did you go . Tom in new york. Jimmy were they playing the knicks . Tom yes. Jimmy you went to the game instead of the home team the nicks you decided to attach yourself to the team that probably won that game i assume based on their histories . Tom absolutely. Jimmy youre a front runner then . Tom 100 . Im not ashamed. Jimmy robert i see you at the lakers games every once in a while. Robert yep. Jimmy robert, i have a photograph here. Is this the first time you met Kareem Abduljabbar . Robert the funny thing about that i think he was kneeling in that picture. Jimmy you dont know what to do and you feel like a little boy. Robert yeah. I know. Its honey i shrunk the downey. Jimmy did you ever go undercover like tom did like in a high school . Robert undercover . Jimmy well he was kind of undercover. Robert prepping for chaplin 25 years ago. [ cheers and applause ] robert theres a scene where hes playing tennis and kevin klein is playing him. I look at one of the tapes hes playing lefthanded. Jimmy chaplin was . Robert yes. I went back and i learned how to play tennis lefthanded to which everybody say [ cheers and applause ] robert bring it. To which everybody said dont do that. It doesnt matter. Youre wasting too many takes. Jimmy it worked out fine, but dont do that. Okay. Robert yeah. Jimmy all right. Congratulations on the movie. Robert thanks. Jimmy robert downey, jr. And tom holland. Well see you at our regular time tomorrow night. Thanks for watching

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