[ light laughter ] Vice President ial nominee tim kaine said this week, that when donald trump insults Hillary Clinton it makes him furious. And you wouldnt want to see tim kaine when he is furious. No, actually, lets see that. Oh [ laughter ] the Clinton Foundation has reportedly alerted staff that there will be dozens of lay offs at the end of the year. Said one staffer, please be me, please. Oh please be me. Thats available. [ applause ] donald trump said yesterday that there will be a great place for former president ial candidate dr. Ben carson and his administration if he wins, although im guessing it wont be secretary of energy. [ light laughter ] a new poll has found that almost 70 of voters say they have concerns about Donald Trumps rhetoric and the other 30 said, which ones rhetoric . [ laughter ] facebook founder Mark Zuckerberg announced a 3 billion initiative yesterday, to cure or manage all diseases within the next lifetime. Hopefully to include whatever disease it is that makes my aunt think i want to play candy crush saga. [ laughter ] youre sick. Youre very sick. [ cheers and applause ] today is the official start of fall, but analysts say that Global Warming will cause temperatures consistent with late july. On the bright side if your Pumpkin Spice latte gets cold you can just set it on the sidewalk for a few minutes. [ light laughter ] and finally sorry, just laughing about that pumpkin latte joke. [ laughter ] because someone had to. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] a young man worked very hard on that joke. [ laughter ] and that young man has parents. And now theyre going to watch the show and say which one did you get on . And hell say i wrote the pumpkin latte one and theyll say, all right. So we assume youre moving home. [ laughter ] where were we. Oh right. And finally, the mayor of fort lee admitted yesterday that he lied to his constituents about the bridgegate scandal because he was quote petrified of chris christie. Him . He didnt even look scary when he was causing all of that trouble for the ghost busters. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] ladies and gentlemen, from the new film the magnificent seven, one of our favorites, chris pratt, is here tonight. [ cheers and applause ] we have another edition of nbcs forced friends with miley cyrus. [ cheers and applause ] and we have cocreators of hbos High Maintenance ben sinclair and and Katja Blichfeld. So first first, before all that, with president ial election less than two months away, new polls are coming out every day. For example this week a new cnn poll found that donald trump was beating Hillary Clinton 45 to 43 but these polls dont just give a national picture. They also break down certain demographics in the electorate, and they get really, really specific. So lets dig deeper in this new cnn poll to this new cnn poll in a segment we call specific demographics. M [ applause ] seth okay. So we know the overall that also in this cnn poll among women clinton is leading 5338. Among white males trump is ahead 48 to 41 and among white males who call their friend group the wolf pack its trump up big 8614. [ light laughter ] among people who write a first draft of a birthday card on a separate piece of paper before they fill out the actual card its clinton 100, trump zero. [ laughter ] this one, i found very interesting. Among men who claim to be femininst just to get laid, dead heat, clinton 50, trump 50. [ light laughter ] among dads who can whistle with two fingers, trump 97, clinton three. Among people who blame their flatulence on the dog its trump ahead 89 to clintons 11. But among people who blame their flatulence on the increase in hormones injected into farm factory meat you can flip it, clinton 89, trump 11. Among people who flex their arm when someone touches it. Thats trump 75, clinton 25. Among aunts who scream when the d. J. Plays the electric slide at a wedding reception, clinton 93, trump seven. However among uncles who mutter there she goes again, every time the aunt gets excited about the electric slide, trump 93, clinton 7. Among people who spend all morning thinking about Fried Chicken then they get to lunch sigh, and order grilled chicken instead. Clinton 63. Trump 37. [ light laughter ] among women who were last seen at burning man wearing nothing but a puka shell necklace its Green Party Candidate jill stein in a landslide [ laughter ] with 98 of the vote. Among people who say their favorite all time song lyric is, pinching nurses asses while im [bleep] off with jurgens that im jerking by this whole bag of viagra isnt working every Single Person is a slim shady sure lurking. [ laughter ] dead heat, 5050. Surprised me. [ laughter ] [ applause ] and finally among pollsters, who have been polling on the 2016 election so long, they havent had time to focus on their own lives, their own issues and whether or not its still possible to win their exwife back after all of these years, or if its even worth trying since she fell in love with kevin and he treats her well much better since, then some workaholic poster ever could. Its clinton 73, trump 27. This has been specific demographics. [ cheers and applause ] well be right back with more late night everybody. [ cheers and applause ] woah youre not taking these. Hey, hey, hey youre not taking those. Woah, woah youre not taking that. Come with me. Youre not taking that. Youre not taking that. Youre not taking that. Mom, im taking the subaru. Dont be late. Even when were not there to keep them safe, our Subaru Outback will be. vo love. Its what makes a subaru, a subaru. Turns out my curlsthe needed to be stronger. 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[ cheers and applause ] seth welcome back, everybody, our first guest tonight is a talented actor, who you know from his work on the nbc hit Parks Recreation and the blockbuster films guardians of the galaxy and jurassic world. He costars alongside Denzel Washington in his latest project the magnificent 7. Which is in theaters and imax on friday lets take a look. How about we take them over in to that mine there . Eh, no this is as good a place as any. Easy. Gentlemen allow me a moment to show you something quite miraculous. You just show us our money, faraday. Pick a card. Is this your card . Hey that was pretty [ laughter ] seth please welcome back to the show, our friend chris pratt. [ cheers and applause ] seth gun slinger. Huh . Seth youre a gunslinger. I get to be a gunslinger. Seth you sling guns all over this movie. Yeah, theres a lot of guns being slung . Seth slung, yeah. Yeah. Seth guns, slung. [ laughter ] now, magnificent 7, classic film. Yeah. Seth this is, what you remake, updating . What would you call it . I guess youd call it originally the film, the magnificent 7 from the 60s had yul brynner, steve mcqueen, great cast, it was considered a remake of a japanese film, by kurosawa. Seth sure. Called the seven samurai. And so this is like a reimagining of that story. Seth fantastic. Yeah. Seth i know this is a big deal for you. Because youve graced many the cover of many a magazine. But now. Seth but thanks to this. Yeah. Seth i mean i got the big one. Seth you got the big one. Seth youre on the cover of cowboys and indians. [ cheers and applause ] seth hey, you look good. Thanks, yeah. Seth i bet cowboys are on the cover of this magazine more than indians. You think so . Seth yeah, i think that, maybe. Theres got to i have to. Seth yeah. You know what, im going to go home and look seth okay, yeah. Through my back catalogs. [ laughter ] seth but, this is great youre a movie star. But because you were on the cover after jurassic world, youre on the cover of dinosaurs. Right . Yeah, yeah. Seth on dinosaur magazine . I was in dinosaur magazine. We did seth space man. Space man magazine. Seth with the guardians . Yep, yep. We did lego minifigmagazine. Seth oh thats right. [ laughter ] youve been on the cover of a lot of magazines . Yeah, a lot of magazines. Seth the movie looks beautiful. Thank you, it is beautiful. Im so proud of it. Seth and this is because youve been in films with a lot of cgi before. Right. Seth but this less. This is all practical. All practical all real, yeah. Real horses, real guns. Real cowboys. Seth that clip, that guy died. Yeah. Seth that guy really died. [ laughter ] im wanted for murder. Seth youre wanted for murder. In baton rouge, for killing that guy. Seth so, youre currently on the lamb . Im on the lamb. Seth thats great. But i wanted to take a second, because i just love to come to this show. Seth thank you so much. Yeah, yeah. Seth for you to be on the lamb and taking time out for us. [ laughter ] anything for you. Seth and i you know, usually when people are on the lamb, theyre real skittish. Yeah. Seth but you just seem settled. Yeah, calm. Seth youre calm, youre ready to go. Cold blooded killer. Seth there you go. I became a cold blooded killer. You also youre a gambler in this film. Yeah. Seth so you do some card trickery. Yes. That trick i did in the clip, this that thing . [ laughter ] that was not fake. Seth really . That was real, yeah. Seth and did you have any previous card trick experience . You know i did. I learned from one of my high school teachers, mr. Sigler taught me a lot of card tricks, back in the day so i seth what was he supposed to be teaching you . What was the class . Was it intro to magic . It was after he was a i want to dont even remember. [ laughter ] seth gotcha. But he taught me bird calls and magic tricks. [ laughter ] seth wow i think that may have been the class. Bird calls and magic tricks. Seth that sounds like i went to a really alternative high school. Seth yeah. Are you going to do a trick for us now . Do you want to see a card trick . Seth i would love to. You want to see a card trick . [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] nothing up my sleeve, just this watch i borrowed from cartier that i have to give back, which is pretty cool. [ laughter ] seth thats great, alright, cool. You see before you, a simple deck of cards. Seth uh huh. Ooh. Seth thats it. Thats the sound cards make. Yeah, pretty good, huh . Seth yeah thats great, youre off to a great start. [ cheers ] so what would you say is the most powerful card in the deck . Seth the most powerful card in the deck . Yeah. Seth the ace. The ace, i like the ace of spades. Seth thats a good one. Tell me when to stop on the ace of spades. Seth stop. Woah pretty good, huh . Seth thats great. Look, theyre not all ace of spades. [ laughter ] there are many, many cards. Seth well, i tip my cap to mr. Sigler . Was it mr. Sigler . Yeah, satchel sigler. Seth well, since we saw how good that is, can you do a bird call for us . I dont have. I i dont have. He i dont have the bird calls with me. Seth okay. It wasnt like with my mouth. He had a little seth oh, gotcha. Calls that i would use. Seth well that seems like a little bit like cheating. [ laughter ] yeah. We had actual birds. Seth yeah, oh okay. Another thing is, well youre riding horses. Yeah, im riding a ton of horses. Seth is this a skill you had previous to this film . Oh, gosh, no. Ive been im bad, bad. I guess thats how i would describe my seth okay. Horse riding skills. Seth would the horses agree . Do you think they can sense your most definitely yep. Seth okay. Those horses, they can sense. And they see me, and im a big guy, and theyre like, all right, buddy, dont get on me and not know how to ride. [ laughter ] youre too heavy to carry around if you dont know how to ride. And i get on there, im like howdie cowboy theyre like, ah, [ bleep ]. [ laughter ] but i, you know seth have you so in your whole career, youve never had to ride a horse for anything . Never for any kind of movies no. I was embarrassed on horses, a few times in my life growing up, so i had a contentious relationship with seth okay. The equine. Seth was it just that you lacked the fundamental understanding of how horses work . I treated them like jet skis. Seth okay, gotcha. I was like, i know, im just going to jump on you, and hit the gas and you go, right . Seth gotcha, right. And theyre like im a living being, im going to crush you now. Seth okay, gotcha. Yeah i just didnt fully put together that it was a living animal, really breathing being. Seth well why would you . Why would you, who gives a [ bleep ]. No but i would just jump and say, and also, my confidence would quickly outgrow my skill. Like in almost everything in my life. [ laughter ] seth so you only need to do something for a second to think, i got this. To think i got this. Seth right . Yeah. Oh so this so you hit it with this and it walks . Going to hit it real hard and make it sprint. Seth okay, yeah. And then yeah, i had to get rescued, one time, by the girl i was dating. Seth oh, no. Yeah that was seth were you the both of you were on horses . We were on horses, we were on this beach, it was supposed to seth so romantic, yeah. Be romantic, and the horse took off running, and i my feet came out of the stirrups. [ laughter ] and my feet were up in the air, and my i was holding the very end of the reigns. Seth uh huh. And my head was bouncing off of the back of the horses ass. [ laughter ] i was seconds from death. [ laughter ] this thing is going about 40 miles an hour seth uh huh. Down a rocky beach. Seth thats not good. Im like, this is it, im going to die. Seth yeah. And i hear hyah, hyah and then the girl, just totally rides up and saves the day. Seth oh yeah. [ light laughter ] she had to grab my reigns and calm the horse. Hyah and i was just like, that was it [ unintelligible ] and that moment we broke up in my head. [ laughter ] seth yeah, yeah. Slowly. Seth you cant in her head too. She was like, yeah, i used to like you seth its probably the end of it. But its over, yeah. Seth weve established outside of horseback riding a man of many skills, you have a your son is four now . Yes. Seth we have video on a show, what were you trying this was pancakes . Oh yeah i was [ light laughter ] you know, you can make things out of pancakes. Seth different shapes. I wanted to make a donald duck pancake. Seth okay. For my son he loves donald duck. Seth sure. So i made a donald duck pancake and he just wasnt impressed. Seth he was not lets take a look real quick. Jack, what do you think of your donald duck pancake . It doesnt look like donald duck. What do you mean . Daddy, look at it. [ light laughter ] yeah but see, i see, it looks exactly like donald duck. No. You dont think so . No, he does he doesnt have a tail. Wheres his tail . Yeah. Its just his head. Seth poor guy. So sweet. I feel like hes very sweet. Hes giving you very constructive criticism. So kind, yeah, hes really kind. Seth its very nice. Yeah. Seth you wont give it up very quickly. You hold tight to the fact that it is donald duck. It is donald when i saw it, i was like, damn that looks exactly like donald duck. [ light laughter ] i thought he was going to go dad, what is this magic skill you have . Seth did he even eat the pancakes . Oh, yeah, he ate it. Seth okay, there you go. Out of kindness. Seth youve got that going for you. I dont think it tasted very good either. Seth is it true, early on in your career that you would list on your head shots, on your resume, on the back of your head shot, that you were good at kung fu . [ laughter ] yeah. Seth why . Were you good at kung fu . I didnt know if that was going to tip the scales in my favor, you know . Seth but its you got a resume two guys, could be either one, lets look at his skills. Oh this one knows kung fu, hire him. [ laughter ] seth gotcha. Well, dont you think if that was the Tipping Point then you would have to prove you knew kung fu . Huh. Seth what is the level of your kung fu . I hadnt thought it that far ahead. Seth what is the level of your kung fu . Same as horses seth okay. [ laughter ] which i also had listed. I did the same thing, i did a movie years ago, in 2001 where i had to play a snowboarding secret agent. Seth okay. Uh huh. Seth this was a hit film. Yeah, it was a huge hit. [ light laughter ] and they said, you know how to snowboard . I was like yeah, i grew up like in a town called lake stevens. Beneath stevens pass. Skied and snowboard my whole life. Theyre great. Got there, zero idea how to do it, they had to postpone the movie by a month and train us all how to do it. Seth oh, my god. So just fake it until you make it, man. Seth oh my god, i dont think always fake it til you make it. Seth i dont think that is the moral of this. Yes, fake it. Fake it til you make it. Seth one thing you have a real skill for, was this on instagram . Was this something you instagrammed . Yeah. Seth because you were on set, and you did a little set decorating. Set decorating yeah. Theyre seth explain what you saw and why you did it . Well, its an authentic set, this was like seth an authentic old west set. Authentic old west set. And they had, i think those are yams and carrots, like vegetables that some merchant would be selling. Seth is this something that people in the old west would think is funny . Yeah. [ laughter ] seth is that like an old west joke . [ laughter ] i took two of the onions and one of these things. Seth yeah. And then i just put them on display. I hope it made the movie, i didnt tell anybody i did it. [ laughter ] seth yeah. But that was in the background. I always like to go in and just readjust the background. Seth yeah. Because they really get a kick out of that. Seth thats your alfred hitchcock. Yeah. Every movie you do has a dick and balls in the background. Every movie has that dick and balls in it. Yeah, yeah. Rewatch the lego movie, youll see. Theyre all over. Seth theyre all over, that one. Theres more than one. Oh tons. Tons of just dicks, dicks everywhere. [ laughter ] its a kids movie youve got to put the dicks everywhere. Seth i cannot stress to you what a pleasure it is to see you. Oh buddy, its always so seth every time youre here. Seth congrats on the film thank you. Seth everybody give it up for chris pratt. [ cheers and applause ] the manificent theater magnificent 7 is in theaters and imax friday. Well be right back with more late night. Initiating retrieval sequence. 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Yo, icet its lemonade, man fifteen minutes could save you fifteen percent or more. You never believed in fairytales. Knights in shining armor or happily ever after. But you believed when the right one came along, youd be ready. Time to shine. Orbit. [ applause ] seth welcome back to late night. Now, as many of you know, this program airs on nbc which is a huge Broadcasting Company and the executives here for better or worse like to make sure all of us get along and become friends. This has periodically lead to a segment on this show called forced friendships where i and a member of the nbc family have been forced to hang out. We did this once with nbc anchor lester holt. There we are on carousel. Dateline correspondent keith morrison. We hung out at an arcade. Well nbc added a new member to the family. The newest coach of the voice miley cyrus, and because of that they ordered me a 42 year old man with a wife and a son to become friends with miley cyrus, a 23yearold pop star, and some may say i maybe tried too hard but now you can see for yourself in forced friends with seth and miley. Seth hey guys, whats up . Seth meyers here and im about to take the newest coach of the voice and latest edition to the nbc family, miley cyrus on a tour of rockefeller center. And just to show her im a cool young guy who can hang i got my septum pierced. [ laughter ] come in. Hey seth, hows it going . Seth hey whats up playa . You ready to get lit . [ laughter ] that was a dab. I do dabbing. [ light laughter ] is that a septum piercing . Seth yes this is a septum ring. Is it real or fake . Seth well, do you think its cool . No. Seth its fake. [ light laughter ] here, ill show you. Ow, ow, ow. Oh, stop, stop. Seth so, this is studio 8g where [ laughter ] i do my show but if you think this is lame, and youd rather do graffiti on subway cars we can totally do that. No thanks, this is great. Seth oh cool, cool, fine. Thats totally chill. Thats totes adorbs chill af. [ laughter ] do you know what af stands for . Yes, i do. Seth yeah, me too. [ light laughter ] had sex on that desk once. Ew. [ light laughter ] seth what if i told you its a three way. I wouldnt believe you. [ light laughter ] seth what if i told you it was a one way . [ laughter ] seth so this here is the shop at nbc studios. Its pretty cool. Seth yeah it is. Pretty cool. Oh, seth meyers. Seth what . Im a teen and i think your brand is totally on fleek. Also, youre the best at snapchat filters. Seth oh, well thanks man. Hey, you know what . Stay out of school. Oh, right on. [ laughter ] seth youre done, okay . That was so weird. Happens all the time. I guess im pretty cool with teenagers. You clearly paid that guy and he was like 30. [ light laughter ] seth uh, you know what . Forget about that miley. Should we maybe steal some stuff . Why would you do that . You have money. You could just buy it. Seth im sorry but thats not how my gang and i does it. [ light laughter ] what . Youre in a gang . With who . Seth with who, am i in a gang with . Uh, joey. My buddy ross. [ light laughter ] monica. Chandler. [ light laughter ] are you looking at that friends poster and just naming all their names . Seth no. Seth so this is my dressing room. Its where i get lifted before the shows. Do you want to chief up . No, im good. Seth all right well im going to partake. Okay. Well i think im actually just, going to go to the bathroom. Seth all right, dont fall in. What . Seth um, dont fall in . To the toilet . [ light laughter ] seth yeah, its an expression. Okay ill make sure that i dont fall into the toilet while im going to the bathroom. Seth stupid meyers. Seth . Seth miley, im down here. [ light laughter ] im freaking out miley. Im freaking out. Seth, what are you doing underneath there . Seth i dont know. It must have been all that weed that i ate. You ate those loose leaves of weed . Seth, youre not supposed to do that. Seth i know, but i was just trying to be cool and connect with you but, im not cool. Im so lame. My idea of rebelling is going a day without shampoo and i did hire a 30yearold man to pretend to be a teenager. Miley, i did do that. [ light laughter ] come on, seth. Come out from underneath there. Oh god. Listen, you dont have to pretend to be young to impress me. What would really impress is you just being real which is exactly what will impress me in the voice chair. [ laughter ] now let me see that weed you ate. [ sniffing ] seth, this is basil. Seth that makes sense, it smelled and tasted like basil. Seth, give me a hug you sweet, sweet little idiot. Seth this has been forced friends with seth and miley. 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Heres an example. I ate my daddys 300 sunglasses. Pretty cute, right . Heres another one. I enjoy digging the flower beds up and eating mulch because im bored. Adorable, but these are all minor offenses. And after searching around the internet, we found some websites featuring dogs that have done much, much worse things. We like to show you them now in a segment we call extreme dog shaming. [ cheers and applause ] extreme indeed. Lets take a look at our first dog. He looks adorable. I cant imagine hed do anything too bad. It takes me three full minutes to get my bag into the overhead bin. [ light laughter ] if the bin doesnt whos next . What a cute little puppers this guy is. What did he do . Im 36 and just swiped right on a 19 year old. Bad dog. Bad dog. [ light laughter ] whos next . Now this is a little buster brown. What did this fella do . I end sentences with, you feel me . [ light laughter ] [ applause ] bad dog. Who do we have next . I like this guy. I say i work out when in reality i walk on the treadmill for ten minutes and then sit on the weight bench and dick around on my phone. [ applause ] people are waiting to use that treadmill. Bad dog. Whos up next . I love a boxer. Boxers are good guys. I ate hillarys missing emails. [ cheers ] [ applause ] whos next . Adorable. Adorable, adorable i think johnny depp was the better wonka. [ audience oohs ] youre out of your [ bleep ] mind, dog. [ laughter and applause ] bad dog. Whos next . Aww, this ones the best. I peed on a fire hydrant in rio and said i was robbed. [ cheers and applause ] whats the upside there . Wow. Who do we have next . What did you do little guy . I think sully was just show boating. [ light laughter ] the audience turned against you, dog. Whos next . Aww, this guys too cute. I correct peoples pronunciation of the word bruschetta. [ light laughter ] it sucks. Whos next . I like a big guy. What did he do . When my owner had to go to the hospital, i followed the ambulance all the way there. Thats not bad, yeah. Thats sweet. Oh wait, im sorry, theres more. To finish the job. [ laughter ] bad dog whos next . Aww, man. So cute. I want one. What did you do . Rusty likes to refer to himself in the third person. Youre an ass[ bleep ]. [ light laughter ] whos next, folks . They make them any cuter than this . I sold my dog house to a hipster couple who thought it was a tiny home. [ cheers and applause ] well, you know what . Bad hipsters. Put that on the hipsters. Who do we have next . Oh, wait a minute, everybody. This is my dog frisbee. Frisbee, whatd you do . Sometimes seth uses my pee fence. 12 times. It was 12 times. That was extreme dog shaming. Well be right back. [ cheers and applause ] im jamie foxx for verizon, introducing lte advanced powering americas largest and fastest 4g lte network ever. And im also jamie foxx for sprint. 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Oh really . What year . 84. Wow. Holy [ bleep ] youre a baby. Oh no i dont think so. This is really quite the beard. Can i grab it . Well yeah, go for it. It feels like pubic hair. [ light laughter ] seth please welcome to the show ben sinclair and Katja Blichfeld. [ applause ] seth hi guys. Hi. Hey, hey. Seth im so happy that youre here. Im a big fan of the show. This show, for those who dont know, started on vimeo. You did sort of short episodes on vimeo and now its on hbo. Yeah. Seth thats an upgrade. Thats a big deal. Huge, upgrade. Seth but you guys have not upgraded your life. Would you say thats safe to say. No. Oh youve heard. Seth oh, i saw a photo. Maybe you guys can explain the photo. Thats you guys in hammocks. Yeah, well, thats just how we prefer to sleep now to be honest. Its just seth so this is true. You have been sleeping in hammocks. Yeah. Well we went on a road trip sleeping in hammocks and parks. And well this is us camping, obviously. Camping and all that. Which is like a totally normal setting for a hammock. Seth thats a normal yeah to camp a hammock is not crazy. Its like it folds up this big. Its the ultimate sleeping method. Seth thats great when youre in the words. Right, right. Seth but now youre not. So then we got to l. A. And then we would stay at friends house and we were like can we sleep in your backyard. [ laughter ] because, we have the best way to sleep. And everyone would look at us very cockeyed. It did not get a great response. No, everyone was like we have a perfectly lovely guest room. New mattress. This and that, and we were not interested and that really confounded our family members. Seth did some were there ever children who thought you were the coolest people on earth . Yes our nieces and nephews. Yeah, we were telling their parents, my brothers and sisters that we put the hbo in hobo. They liked that. Seth yeah. They were into that. Seth they were into that. Im into that. Yeah, call me a kid. But yeah, we would wake up in the morning and these like little, you know, curious faces would be popping out of the windows to come look at their weirdo hobo aunt and uncle. Homeless aunt and uncle. Seth well thats the dream that you can as an adult succeed and still then live in a hammock. Yeah. Yeah, youre succeeding so much you dont need a home. You are like seth you transcended. Home free. Yeah. Seth yeah thats the expression. Home free. Yeah, i believe it is. Seth youre home free. Heres your hammock. Yeah. Yeah. Seth so you play a weed dealer on the show. True. Seth youre that guy. The guy. Seth the guy. The guy. Seth and so that guy is someone else. Seth that guy right. Hes great on the show, too. Well have to have him on. Yeah. Seth but, what is great about the show is a lot of different people who smoke weed. And a lot of different kinds of people and they dont fit into the stereotypes of what we learned to expect in media as far as weed users. So are people are fans of the show, are you guys approached by people that appreciate that . Oh, yeah. A lot of people seem to appreciate that and even people coming up to us, you know, saying like oh thanks for opening up the dialogue for me and my parents. Like i have been keeping my stonerdom a secret for them, for like years. [ laughter ] and like, they watched the show and thought it was funny and then i was able to be like hey, im a stoner too and so are my friends. And then it was all better. So after the day after we got married, we were standing with my parents by the car and im like just so you guys know now, we smoke a lot of weed. [ laughter ] yeah. And like thats kind of how we deal with stress and my dads like well some people eat donuts. And that was great. Its true. Seth thats great. Wise words. Seth i love that you waited until your wedding day. Oh yeah. I thought it was weird timing. That was you just kind of yeah we were signing the ketubah just like really going for it. No, it wasnt like that. Ketubah joke, im glad i got to slide that in there. Yeah, howd you get that in there . Seth yeah, way to go. Also i mean, some people do stop him on the street. To say that theyre aware theyll say like im doing what you do. And hell have seth oh, weed delivery men . Yes. Oh yeah. Seth well you might, i mean again, because there really hasnt been ever shown on television, i felt like you are now technically the guy and also the guy for them. Oh, well, thats just depends who they are really. Seth right, are they excited . Yeah, i mean no, so like i remember one time we were in the subway and someone was trying to be very discreet. Theyre like hey i do what you do. Im like you deliver weed because, i have a show about that. [ laughter ] like it was very not cool. It does happen more often than not. Theyre kind of everywhere. It turns out if you see a person riding on a bike with like a big backpack and they kind of look like theyre just theres a possibility. Its not everybody. Theres a large possibility. Lets not start profiling. Eh, okay yeah, but yeah. But maybe. Seth i guess thats true because they look like food delivery men but they dont have like the food on the handlebar. Which im like why dont you get like a food delivery bag for those guys . So its like put it like in a pizza box. Yeah put it in a pizza box. Come on guys. Hide it a little. I dont know. Seth i think someone like you they would say no youre making yourself too conspicuous. Yeah, exactly. Seth because then it would be a weird dude with a pizza box looking super nervous. Id be like ooh pizza. I dont know or someone was tracking them they just would be like is he ever going to drop off that pizza . Right, yeah, exactly. Just like carrying around that same pizza. Seth i see the same guy with one pizza, like do you need directions . Yeah. Seth so, you guys write these episodes together and then on set, obviously youre married, but is it true even on set you sort of have a motherfather relationship . And if so how does that manifest itself . Well, were the directors too, of the whole thing. Yeah, were very much a team, very much a partnership. Yeah it sort of feels like were like the mother and father of a family of, i was going to say stoners but thats not true, of a very lovely crew. Yeah, we are mother and father who was like thats like lets smoke after we finish work today. Yeah, everybody work first. Seth oh thats nice. Yeah. And like, dont fight in front of the kids. Were very nurturing. Lots of hugging on our set. Seth is there expectations from people who might not understand how hard it is to put a show together, that you guys get stoned the whole time . Yeah, well. [ laughter ] some people think that, yeah. I will say there is this thing of where like, you realize that people are looking at your face to determine how theyre doing, you know. So its like theres like keeping your face a certain kind of i dont want to reveal that anything is going wrong right now so just like, lets go talk about this. Where no one can see us. Seth oh you mean when you guys might not completely agree . Oh, sure. Yeah, like dont fight in front of the kids. Is like a rule. On set. Sure. Seth do you think people i would always clock when my parents were doing that. Oh yeah. Seth they think theyre fooling you, but all of a sudden mom and dad look at each other and leave the room and you know oh theyre going to fight. Tell us more, im interested in what youre telling me. Tell us your secrets. Seth it was rough, man. It wasnt until my wedding day when i was signing the ketubah that [ light laughter ] another thing i want to ask amy ryan, fantastic actress, who we saw in that clip. So good. Seth youre friends with her in real life, and her husband eric slovin. You know him. Seth who i used to work with, so good. Seth hes a fantastic comedy writer, but you guys know that as well. We do. We actually wrote some episodes of this current season at their lake house. Seth thats very nice. They were very kind to us. They were so gracious. And they we got a little overzealous eating all of their stuff though. Well because, amy is so hospitable and generous and of course, as they were leaving theyre like please help yourself to anything not realizing theyre dealing with a couple of like former fat kids. Who love sneaking snacks. Were fat inside still. Seth okay. And not that theres anything wrong with that either. Were very body positive people. Seth okay, gotcha. But i just want but like we ate all of their crackers. [ laughter ] i have a problem with crackers. [ light laughter ] seth i yeah. Like we went into like stale sociables like really, like the crackers they forgot about. [ laughter ] we ate like ate them all up. Seth did they have enough crackers that it was not okay that you ate i mean it was excessive. I mean, it wasnt okay because it was too many crackers. It was too many. Like nobody should eat that many crackers. It was a lot. Im sure she thought we would eat a half a box with cheese or something but we ate like 8 boxes. I was like, we have to go to whole foods and replace all these fancy crackers. Seth sure. Because theres like glutenfree variety and then we went nuts at whole foods. Then we bought three times as many crackers. Seth so you just went to whole foods and bought more crackers . Yeah, outcrackered them. [ laughter ] i think that and i dont even think theyre eating crackers, but i dont know what theyre eating so. Theyre very healthy. Theyre very health conscious. Seth you probably did them a favor eating the crackers they didnt want to eat. No but then we double dipped. Yeah. Seth at the end you guys are very generous but probably not the kind house guests they want to have back. Yeah. I dont know youll have to ask. I really hope to be asked back. That was a great lake house. Seth i want to get this right, because youre called the guy and we were looking at your imbd pag,e and you have a history of this because you have been in rolls. You played a guy before. A guy yeah. [ light laughter ] seth homeless guy. Mmhmm. Seth wild eyed guy. Yeah. [ light laughter ] seth so this is perfect for you. He was destined for it. Yeah you know people are projecting homeless and wild eyed onto me and im like, lets just be real. Seth yeah. Im just a guy. Seth youre just a guy. Yeah. You wanted to lose all those labels. Yeah. Seth and just be you. Strip it down. [ light laughter ] seth and you do casting, still. I dont but i did for many years. Seth you did for when we started the show i was working on 30 rock actually. Seth gotcha. A fantastic show. Incredibly well cast. It was a really good show, thank you. Seth but you would use bens head shots, two versions of his head shots, in your casting classes. Oh yeah, i did these classes. Like, theres classes around new york that you can take if youre an actor to become better at auditioning or, you know, learn some tricks to the trade and i did these classes where i was trying to help people discover like what type they came across as. Seth gotcha. Like to discover like their types. And ben i would use your head shot his old head shot and then his current head shot and talk about him. He was a cautionary tale Success Story, eventually. [ laughter ] yeah. Yeah. Seth gotcha. Because his Success Story is where he is now. Yeah. Yeah. Seth you look at that and youre like people would say oh i know that hes perfect for this part. Right. Because he looks homeless. Seth he looks homeless. No you look like mischievous. Seth but then that early on. And thats a different guy. Yeah, whos that guy . Whos that guy . Who is that guy though . Seth whos that guy, yeah. I never met that guy. Seth yeah. Yeah. [ light laughter ] seth that guy looks like the cop that who comes in and says the ballistics are back. And you know like, ive never even like, done anything physical. So like seth yeah. Im just never going to get those parts. Yeah. Seth so its better for you to just fully commit to this. Same Leather Jacket same pleatehr jacket from members only, though. Seth really . The same yeah. Same jacket. Seth that speaks volumes to how much the man makes the jacket. I love members only. Seth well there you go. Is anyone watching from members only . Because i love you. Seth if not well get them this tape. Yeah, please. Thank you. Seth thank you guys so much for being here. Thank you. Seth congratulations on the show. Thank you. Seth im a big fan of both of you. [ cheers and applause ] ben sinclair and Katja Blichfeld everybody. New episodes of High Maintenance air friday night at 11pm on hbo. The original webisodes are available on hbo go and hbo now. Well be right back. [ cheers and applause ] seth my thanks to chris pratt, miley cyrus, ben sinclair and Katja Blichfeld. Elaine bradley, and of course, the 8g band. Stay tuned for carson daly. See you tomorrow. 4333 carson whats up everybody, this is 230 fifth im carson daly and you are watching last call. Tonight classics is here to make you dance and legeof