Roots crew. Questlove 543 steve and now, here he is, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause ] jimmy hey welcome, everybody thank you looking good. Hot crowd tonight. Hot crowd. Welcome, welcome, welcome. [ cheers and applause ] welcome to the tonight show, everybody. I am so excited. We have sting on the show tonight. [ cheers and applause ] he has a new album. Sting has a new album coming out. Also from saturday night live, Kate Mckinnon is here as well. [ cheers and applause ] steve kate jimmy im telling you, she does the best impression of Hillary Clinton ive seen since, well, Hillary Clinton. [ laughter ] i mean, but still [ cheers ] hers is up there. Guys, there are now about six more weeks left in the election. And we know that, because this morning trumps hair popped out and saw his shadow. [ laughter and applause ] that usually means steve i didnt know that. Wow. Jimmy that usually means actually the second president ial debate is just 11 days away. And this one will have a town hall format. The first question will be, why did you have to do this in our town . [ laughter and applause ] can you do it somewhere else . And get this, it was Just Announced that americans will be able to submit questions online for the next debate. When Russian Hackers heard this, they were like, thats right, the americans will be submitting the questions. [ laughter and applause ] thats right. The dust is still settling from mondays debate, which wound up being the most watched debate in u. S. History. In fact, i read that disney hosted a viewing party for journalists at a hotel in los angeles. Yeah, and several disney characters actually shared the issues that are most important to them this election. Let me give you an example. Steve really . Jimmy chip and dale said, samesex marriage. Thats what they want. [ laughter and applause ] steve got it. Jimmy eeyore said, making sure my benefits cover group therapy. [ laughter and applause ] elsa said, whatever hillary wants. Us ice queens gotta stick together. [ light laughter ] [ audience groans ] [ applause ] i know, can you believe elsa said that . Steve how rude of her. Jimmy and finally steve shes rude. Jimmy the beast said, whatever trump wants. Us furryheaded mansion dwellers gotta stick together. [ laughter and applause ] it was very interesting. Steve wow. Jimmy seems like everybody was watching the debate. And get this, its reported that the taliban even had a a debate viewing party. But for the first time, it looks like theyre torturing themselves. [ laughter ] [ applause ] very Interesting Times we live in. I saw that president obama called in to Ryan Seacrests radio show yesterday to encourage listeners to vote. Yeah. Even though hes the busiest person on the planet, he made the time to take president obamas call. [ laughter and applause ] i thought that was nice of Ryan Seacrest to do. This was very interesting, president obamas upcoming south by south lawn festival at the white house will have a a virtual reality, psychological experiment that will make you feel like youre in a small jail cell. Or as obama calls it, the oval office. [ light laughter ] [ applause ] some more political news. Yesterday a group of Democratic Senators sent a letter to yahoo asking why they took so long to report the hacks of 500 million users. Thats how little faith they have in yahoo email, they sent a letter to yahoo [ light laughter ] [ applause ] finally, a little sports news here. Tom brady is on the last week of his nfl suspension, and he was photographed in italy tanning naked. [ cheers ] yeah. Just what we need, another tom brady ball scandal. You know what im saying . [ laughter ] we have a great show tonight, we do. Give it up for the roots [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy thank you very much big, big show tonight. Thank you very much. Hey, guys, ben affleck is going to be on the show next week. And i want to do this fun thing with ben. Im going to need your help. Its called kid theater. So if you have a kid ages 5 to 10, i want you to have them write a story with the title the accountant. Thats the name of bens new movie. Now its important you dont tell them what the actual movie is about. Just have them write a short scene, one or two pages with two characters talking to each other. Just give them the title the accountant and let their imagination do the rest. [ light laughter ] when theyre done, just take a a photo of their script or scan it and email it kidtheater tonightshow. Com. Were going to choose our favorites and ben and i will act them out on the show. Its gonna be really fun. [ cheers and applause ] kid theater. Steve i love it. Jimmy oh, its really fun. Its been a great week so far. Theres more ahead, tomorrow night, she is hosting the season premier of saturday night live this weekend, Margot Robbie will be here steve oh [ cheers and applause ] jimmy plus, im so honored to say this, the Vice President of the united states, joe biden will be joining us as well. Steve whoa. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy and we have music from metallica oh, my goodness. [ cheers and applause ] that is a big show. Steve wow. Jimmy then on friday, we have nathan lane, james marsden, nikki glaser, and thank you notes. Its going to be a great week. But first, we have a fun show tonight. He is a 16time grammy awardwinner. This is his new album, 57th 9th. The one and only sting is here tonight [ cheers and applause ] cant beat sting. Were going to catch up with sting. Then he and i are going to sing about some peoples embarrassing and regrettable text message exchanges in something we call first textual experience. [ laughter and applause ] and then sting is going to sing a fantastic song off the new album, 57th 9th. I cannot wait for that. Im so happy. Thank you for being here, sting. Plus [ cheers and applause ] shes so funny and talented. From saturday night live and the new movie masterminds, Kate Mckinnon is on the show. Steve yeah [ cheers and applause ] jimmy saw her at the emmys. I was so happy she won. Steve shes a delight. Shes just a delight. Jimmy shes theres only been three other winners, i think, of saturday night live cast members that won emmys. Shes the fourth. Her, gilda radner, chevy chase, and dana carvey. Its amazing. Good for Kate Mckinnon. So happy for her. [ cheers and applause ] so talented. Hey, guys, were in week four of the nfl season, and the big sunday night football matchup is between the Kansas City Chiefs and the pittsburgh steelers, right here on nbc. Now, as you know, at the end of every season, they give out awards like most valuable player. But they also give out awards during the season, sort of like the ones in high school yearbooks, like most likely to succeed, class clowns, stuff like that. So with that in mind, its time for tonight show superlatives. Here we go. [ cheers and applause ] tonight show superlatives jimmy our first player is jordan devey. Hes a guard for the Kansas City Chiefs. He was voted most likely to star in a cw show called jeb bush the college years. [ laughter and applause ] steve wow. Jimmy id watch that. Steve id watch that. Jimmy sounds like a good show. Next up is chiefs quarterback tyler bray. He was voted most likely to have a giant bottle on his night stand that says not werewolf pills. [ cheers and applause ] hes not a werewolf. Steve no, hes not. So dont think he is. Jimmy next up is steelers wide receiver Antonio Brown. He was voted most likely to make that pen click noise when you push the top of his head. Steve wow. [ laughter ] jimmy rare award. Steve thats very rare. Jimmy they dont normally give that out. Steve bic. Jimmy next up is jaye howard. He was voted most likely to say no, just no, while watching rick perry on dancing with the stars. [ applause ] next up is steelers linebacker vince williams. [ laughter ] he was voted most likely to suddenly appear behind you at home depot, and say paint fan, huh . [ laughter and applause ] steve paint fan . Jimmy next up from the chiefs is mitch morse. He was voted most likely to look at a hard boiled egg and say, dad . [ laughter ] odd. Steve thats an odd award. Jimmy next up is chiefs running back knile davis. He was voted most likely to end a conversation by saying, great, talk to you later. Then stand silently like this for the next two hours. [ applause ] [ light laughter ] next up is eric murray. He was voted most likely to star in a Disney Channel show called everything eric. [ light laughter ] [ applause ] finally from the chiefs is parker ehinger. He was voted most likely to be the love child of snap, crackle and pop. [ laughter ] there you guys go. Those are nfl superlatives. Well be right back with sting, everybody [ cheers and applause ] one smart choice leads to the next. The new 2017 ford fusion is here. Its the beauty of a wellmade choice. We didnt just break we made it. And we spelled it lite. Because when you invent light beer, you get to spell it however you want. Spelled different because its brewed different. Youany profession,ob, image matters. I want some gray. But not too much. Only touch of gray uses oxygen to gently blend away some gray, but not all for that perfect salt and pepper look. Satisfaction guaranteed. Just you and the look you want. Just for men touch of gray [ cheers and applause ] jimmy welcome back, everybody. Our first guest is a a rock n roll hall of famer who has won 16 grammy awards, and sold close to 100 million albums. Wow [ cheers ] deserves it. This is his newest one here, called 57th and 9th. It comes out friday, november 11th. Preorder it. Get it right now. Please welcome, sting, ladies and gentlemen [ cheers and applause ] jimmy aha sting is here, ladies and gentlemen [ cheers and applause ] looking good, buddy, always great to have you here. Thank you. Jimmy thank you for coming back to the show. 57th and 9th is the new record right here. Why is it titled 57th and 9th . Because thats on my way to work. I live on the upper west side. Jimmy yeah. And the studios i use are in Hells Kitchen, three little studios, and every day i would stop at this intersection because the traffic is busy. Jimmy oh, sure, yeah. So, it was a little way of reminding myself that i live in new york, and i love the city. Jimmy thats good. [ cheers and applause ] i love Hells Kitchen. I know Hells Kitchen fairly well. It is its kind of that one section of new york thats not really developed yet. Like overdeveloped. Because the zoning wars, you cant build over six stories. So, its old new york. Jimmy yeah, yeah, yeah, cool, and you just walk to work. You just do that as sting . Yeah. [ laughter ] its my civic right, and people are very comfortable. Jimmy its your civic right, yeah. I know youre allowed to. [ laughter ] but you dont have to. Youre sting. Yeah, but i like to walk. Jimmy but you could wear a a jet pack to work if you want. You could do no. [ laughter ] jimmy i mean, you do that type of stuff. If you live in the suburbs, you cant walk to work. You have to get on a train, or get in a car. But to walk is a great privilege for me. Jimmy do people recognize you . Yeah, they do. Jimmy yo, sting whats up . [ laughter ] thats exactly what they say. Jimmy yo, youre standing too close to me, man hey [ laughter ] roxanne jimmy yeah, hows roxanne doin, man . [ laughter ] exactly what i get. Jimmy exactly, yeah. I do love it. Jimmy you do like it . Yeah. Yeah. Jimmy its probably humbling, too, that people yell and scream at you all the time . You just say, yeah. [ laughter ] i love it. Jimmy how does sting go about coming up with a new album . Do you have a pile of songs . Youre like, hmm, i do this one, now. Its like picking out clothes . Normally, yeah. But this one, i had nothing. I called my musicians up, Dominic Miller on guiter, Vinnie Colaiuta on the drums. I come to the studio. Ive got nothing. So then, the three of us played like the middle of ping pong, threeway ping pong. Jimmy yeah. Ideas come, and then weve shed them into a song form. Then i go for my walk back home over 57th and 9th. I think of what the music is telling me. Jimmy what dont you write roxanne, man hows roxanne doin man . [ laughter ] and youre like, ugh, i just wrote a song. Its nothing to do with roxanne. Shut up leave me alone [ laughter ] thats what i would do if i were you. [ laughter ] im not you, yeah, yeah. No. Jimmy no, im not you, yeah. But dont but youre jimmy dont you get Writers Block . Do you ever get i think everybody gets Writers Block, you know . My work is seasonal. Ill spend a season writing and recording music, then i go on tour, and then i dont do anything. So, you know, its not Writers Block really. Its just jimmy you just did that broadway that gigantic. I did five years on the last ship, yeah. Jimmy yeah, and then, so, it was, like, your first time having the down time. Yeah. Jimmy youre always just a a busy. I like to work. Jimmy yeah. I dont like not working. Jimmy but do you think when you do these songs, you go, im gonna play this for 50,000 people, 100,000 people . Or do you go, im doing this because i got to get it out of brain, or im doing it for me, or i really play for my band, you know . Jimmy yeah. I want us to enjoy making music together, so theyre the first port of call, then i play it to trudie at home. Jimmy yeah. And if it passes that test jimmy you got to play it for the wife. Its okay, yeah. Jimmy yeah. Whats the biggest crowd you have ever played in front of . Id say probably half a a Million People in poland. They lost count. [ cheers ] jimmy holy moly. You counted everyone . Wow. It must be like a what was do you remember the smallest venue youve ever played . Yes, it was in poughkeepsie, new york. [ cheers ] jimmy i love poughkeepsie, yeah. At a club called the last chance saloon, and there was tumbleweed in the alleyway. [ laughter ] jimmy oh, my god. And three people turned up. Jimmy really . Now, this was the police . There were three of us on stage, and three people in the audience, but they were jimmy yeah. In different parts of the theater, like one up here. I said, guys, just come down to the front. [ laughter ] and i introduced them to each other [ laughter ] jimmy just stand together and pretend to be to the band, and we did our show, and we got five encores. [ laughter ] jimmy did you . [ cheers ] amazing. Jimmy they just loved you that night, yeah. But two of them jimmy but, i know that place, the chance. Two of them are deejays. Jimmy what is that . So, yeah, they started to play our records. Jimmy is that right . Yeah. Jimmy i love that. I love that story, in poughkeepsie. Man, you go from three people to half a Million People, yeah, absolutely, yeah. Not overnight, but yeah. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy ive seen you many times in concert, and you know how to do it, man. Youre fantastic. If you havent seen sting live well, you have actually. [ laughter ] youre about to see him tonight, yeah. People at home, they dont know that you [ sighs ] every time when you come on, when youve been on the show, you warm up the crowd [ cheers and applause ] an amazing crowd. This is one of my favorite bands, so jimmy yeah, they are one of the best bands ever. We love the roots so much. Any opportunity to sing with them is welcome. Jimmy youre going to sing the first single off the new album. What is this song called . Its called, i cant stop thinking about you. Its not about you. Jimmy what is the name of the song . [ laughter ] you beat me to it, yeah, yeah. Sorry. Jimmy i cant stop thinking about you, yeah. You did write about me, oddly. It was just why . [ laughter ] what was it from our last experience where you couldnt stop thinking of me . No. Jimmy was from it me yelling at you, following you on the streets . That isnt true. No, its not true. Jimmy why dont you play roxanne, man . [ laughter ] put out the red light [ laughter ] can you feel it . Jimmy ive been to your concert. Yeah, yeah. Jimmy im not quite done yet, yeah. But i do a youre going to do this song for us tonight, and before you do this, every time you come on, we try to do something fun with you. We ask you, and you politely say yes, even though i know you dont want to do it, but [ laughter ] i was wondering if i could play a game with you tonight that you would be involved us sure. 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I hope i provided mine. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy welcome back, everybody. Were hanging out with sting. 57th and 9th is the album coming out november 11th. Now we always do something fun when youre on the show and so we asked our viewers at home to help us out by sending in some awkward first text exchanges they had with a potential boyfriend or girlfriend. So that we could read them together. But then i thought, youre sting. So maybe we could sing them together. [ cheers and applause ] its time for first textual experience. First textual experience all right. Jm you should know that all these texts are 100 real. Ill go first. What are you doing laying in bed [ laughter ] just laying in bed nothing else [ laughter ] im eating cereal ha ha nice what would you do if i was in bed next to you eat my cereal [ laughter ] lol i mean if the cereal wasnt there then id get out of bed and go and get my cereal jimmy [ unitelligble ] just going there. [ cheers and applause ] why dont you start this next one. Did i leave my wallet in your car nope [ laughter ] you sure yep no wallet there i could always come and look if thats easier [ laughter ] thats not easier theres no wallet you sure yes [ cheers and applause ] jimmy no wallet in the car, trust me. All right. Lets do another one. Im going to start this one. Hey its tim heres my number hey its tim heres my number [ laughter ] hey its tim [ laughter ] heres my number hey its tim heres my number and my phone sent that four times didnt it i hate this thing sometimes and my phone sent that four times didnt it i hate this thing sometimes and my phone sent that four times didnt it i hate this thing sometimes and my phone sent that four times didnt it i hate this thing sometimes hey its emily i received your number hey its emily i received your number [ cheers ] hey its emily i received your number hey its emily i received your number that was a brilliant response [ cheers and applause ] jimmy i hope they got together. Heres another one. You go for this. Hey its carl i know this is weird because ive been friends with your boobs for a long time but i really like you [ bleep ] bros i mean friends with your bros hello jimmy auto correct. Its dangerous. Lets do one more. Here we go. Okay. Jimmy you go first. Lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol [ cheers and applause ] sending out an lol sending out an lol sending out an lol sending out an lol jimmy my thanks to sting stick around well be right back with Kate Mckinnon [ cheers and applause ] jimmy lolololol sick of getting gouged for limited data . Introducing tmobile one. One price, all unlimited for everyone. Get 4 lines for 35 per month each with unlimited 4g lte data. Switch today. Hey lmaybe lets play upl our the digital part. R job, but its a manufacturing job. Yeah, well ge is doing a lot of cool things digitally to help machines communicate, might want to at least mention that. Im building worldchanging machines. With my two hands. Does that threaten you . No dont be silly. Im just, uh, going to go to chop some wood. With that . Yeah we dont have an ax. Or a fireplace. Good to be prepared. Could you cut the bread . Ill call you later ah, i. Or. No i wont,. Ill text you, because what am i your dad . Dont stay out too late . Yea, just text me. Thank you, get home safe. This must be what Antonio Brown feels like when hes dancing in the end zone. Touchdown Antonio Brown [crowd cheering] this must be how lucas felt when he finally got katies number. Pepsi. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy our next guest just won an emmy for her work on saturday night live, which returns this saturday with host Margot Robbie and the musical guest the weekend. Thats going to be a great show. You can also see her alongside kristen wiig and Zach Galifianakis, in the new movie mastermind, which is in theaters on friday. Everyone, please welcome Kate Mckinnon [ cheers and applause ] jimmy that is how you make an entrance that is how you make an entrance. Kate mckinnon. Welcome back to the show they love you. They love you. We love you. [ cheers and applause ] standing ovation, pal. You look gorgeous. Thank you all individually. And as a group. Jimmy oh. That is very nice of you. Wow. Thats very nice. Jimmy the last time i saw you was at the emmy awards. Yeah, yeah. Jimmy i was so i was so happy for you. You won the emmy. That was unbelievable. [ cheers and applause ] i love that. I love i loved your speech. Thank you so much. I dont remember it. Jimmy you really dont . I have no conscious memory of that night after they called my name. I know that they called my name. Jimmy thats true. Blackout. And then i came to many hours later. I was eating spaghetti alone in a hotel room. [ light laughter ] jimmy thats what winners do. Not the first time this has happened. So, i dont know what i said. Jimmy oh, it was great. You thanked all the right people. It was just so nice. Jimmy you actually, you flubbed you said a weird sentence at first i flubbed . Jimmy no, no, no, no it was funny. It was very funny. Then you thanked Ellen Degeneres and Hillary Clinton, because you do Great Impressions of both of those people. My special women. Jimmy yeah. [ cheers and applause ] and they were nice enough to tweet at you, and they just said, Kate Mckinnon, from Ellen Degeneres who we love, im so happy for you, you deserve it. And so much more. And not just because you thanked me. That was nice of ellen. And then Hillary Clinton tweeted you, congratulations on your emmy, kate. Big fan of yours, too. This is how we do it in brooklyn, baby. [ cheers and applause ] im not on twitter so i cant, i cant respond. Jimmy you can respond now. I could. Yes, i would say what i would say what i said to her when i met her, which was, hi. [ light laughter ] jimmy very nice of you. Did someone write that for you . [ laughter ] yes. I had a whole team. It took a long time working on it. Jimmy they wrote, hi. And you do not currently have your emmy, is that correct . Oh, yes, i dont know where it is. Jimmy now, what happens after the after you walk up they take it from you . I walked off, and i have such again, vague memories of this. Someone took it from my hand, jimmy yeah. And then now i dont know where it is. But i have been i have been getting and seeing on facebook pictures of it. With other people. It has some sort of adventure, like the travelocity gnome. [ laughter ] jimmy the travelocity gnome . It has gone now, thats my half. I know i held it at one point. Jimmy okay, thats good. Thats exciting. And then then, i got this. Jimmy do you know these people . I know a few. But the rest, i dont know. Jimmy someone does have your emmy. And then look at this. [ laughter ] jimmy i wish there was a a plate of spaghetti next to that. That would have been fantastic. The emmy partied harder than i did that night. Jimmy and then, who is this guy . I think that might be my managers son. I dont know. Jimmy somebody has your emmy, and theyre taking good care of it. Yes. But, you know, have an adventure. Jimmy youre talking to the emmy . Yes. Come back to me when you feel its appropriate. My emmy could be like forrest gump and wind up in the middle of every historical event for the next 30 years and it will come back to me and it will be beautiful. Jimmy thats very true. That is very, very, very, very true. If you love somebody, set them free. Jimmy we always said that. We always said that together. The emmy award. Sting is here. I smelled him in the hallway. Jimmy you smelled sting . Yeah, yeah, yeah. Jimmy what do you mean . [ light laughter ] i think he walked by and i got a good whiff. Sting. Jimmy he smells great, doesnt he. Yeah, yeah. Jimmy hes electric, yeah. Like a salty ship. Jimmy like a mothy type of manly he could have his own candle. Yeah. Jimmy hes just very stingy. Its fantastic. Which is kind of exciting, right . Yeah. Ill talk to him about that the next time hes on about having his own candle. I will talk to him about that. When i step off the stage. Jimmy hell love that. Well get 10 right. Jimmy yeah, of course. Weve got to wet our beak a a little bit. How is the hows the cat . Oh, my son, nino positano, hes doing well. Jimmy nino positano. [ light laughter ] hes doing well. I heard hes gaining a little weight. No, he was he was when he came to me. So we put him on a small we being me, put him on a small diet. He looks great. I dont know. Jimmy yeah. I asked for a picture to see how hes doing. And you have him inside your sweatshirt. My friends found me this sweatshirt. This is prediet. Jimmy he still looks overweight. Ive got to be honest. He just looks [ light laughter ] he looks like he loves you. But he looks like hes very well fed. He hated that. Jimmy he hated that . He was crying the whole time for that moment. Jimmy well hes part kangaroo, right . Yeah, yeah. I buy him all this fun stuff, and he just wants all he wants is individual drips from my bathtub drain. He just there at the drain like this and then goes like [ pop ]. Jimmy oh, sorry. Thats not a bathroom drain. And then he gets one and he just licks it. What is that . Jimmy yeah. I bought him a bed, he sleeps on the floor. [ light laughter ] ungrateful. Ungrateful. I came home, i told him i won an emmy. And he was like, yeah, go scoop the crap from my jimmy oh, come on first of all, the fact that he can speak english is something. You should be psyched. What did Kate Mckinnon do before you got saturday night live . Youve got some odd jobs. Can you just give an example of one of them. I know you were a telemarketer at one point. I was a telemarketer for s. A. T. Classes at one point. Jimmy that is a tough thats a tough job in general i can tell cause no one really wants to hear from a a telemarketer. No an especially, im not good at selling things. And so, i would just go like, hi, im calling from the company, and just wanted to know if you might want this. But if you dont, thats fine. I will get off the phone. I dont want to interrupt your afternoon. I can hear in your voice that you dont want it. So, okay, sorry to bother you. Bye. Jimmy good luck on your s. A. T. S. My quota was set about 30,000 lower than anyone elses. And i did not meet it. Jimmy well, thank god. Because now here you are on saturday night live, and youre just unbelievably great. Thank Hillary Clinton. [ cheers and applause ] no, everyone does that. I do it, too. You put your elbow yeah. Jimmy me, too. I want to hear about this saturday. Because im very excited that they Just Announced that alec baldwin will be playing donald trump on saturday night live. And i love alec baldwin. [ cheers and applause ] how cool is that. Jimmy hes the best. I know. Jimmy you cant get cooler than that. He is so much fun. I mean, we are just its going to be like the edge. Who will be Anthony Hopkins and who will be alec baldwin. Jimmy probably alec baldwin will be alec baldwin. And i will be the bear. Jimmy yeah. Be the bear. Well, i know we hate giving spoilers, but i know theres got to be a trumphillary sketch somewhere in the show. Okay. Very good. You dont have to say, yeah. It has to be. Thats got to be part of the cold open. But anyways, i dont want to give anything away. No you jimmy come on, man. Saturday night live, yeah, yeah. Jimmy you have that happening this saturday. Then, you have a giant movie called masterminds. Friday, yeah. Jimmy with Zach Galifianakis and kristen wiig. Youve got your, owen wilson in there. What do you mean. Jimmy emily spivey. Emily spivey is the writer on this. Yeah, yeah. Jimmy we love emily spivey as well. Based on a real bank robbery. Yes, its sort of a bank heist gone hilariously wrong. [ light laughter ] and i play Zack Galifianakis fiancee who is based on a a real so loosely based everyone in the movie is so loosely based on real people. But i think, i guess in the script her name was karen. And i said to the director, jared hess, how about we name her jaundice . And he was like, lets do a a compromise. We met in the middle at jandice and so jimmy jandice is her actual name. Jandice. Jimmy and jared hess who directed napolean dynamite. One of my favorite movies. Jimmy i want to show everyone a clip. Heres Kate Mckinnon and Zack Galifianakis in mastermind. Take a look at this. So howd yall meet . Im a sucker for courtship stories. Well, if you must know, a a couple years back i was at a a youth praise concert at church. And i saw the most handsome man that id ever seen in the world. He was looking right at me. We went on a date, and then we fell very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very deeply in love. And then he died. [ light laughter ] snake bite. At his funeral, i was very, very distraught. I couldnt keep myself together. And i saw this other man, a a distant cousin of the deceased. He was the he was the pallbearer, and he was kind of struggling to hold up his end of the casket. I had a hard time lifting it up. 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[ cheers and applause ] jimmy performing i cant stop thinking about you, once again, sting [ cheers and applause ] white page an empty field of snow my room is 25 below this cold man chasing ghosts a road lies underneath a buried boat dogs search the under forest we scour the empty streets the fact remains until we find you our lives are incomplete do i hear laughter through a veil of snow and ice where could you be on such a lonely winters night i cant stop thinking about you i cant stop wanting you this way i cant face living without you thats why im searching night and day this hearts a lonely hunter these hands are frozen fists i cant stop thinking about you i dont care if you exist do i hear laughter from behind this veil of midnight what are you hiding in the frozen heart of winter where a church bell tolls i know youre close your scent still warm and then your trail turns cold cold cold i cant stop thinking about you i cant stop wanting you this way i cant face living without you thats why im searching night and day this hearts a lonely hunter these hands are frozen fists i cant stop thinking about you i dont care if you exist do i hear laughter in the silence of the snow i know youre hiding in this frozen heart of winter a Midnight Church bell tolls i know youre close your scent still warm then the trail turns cold cold cold i cant stop thinking about you i cant stop wanting you this way i cant face living without you thats why im searching night and day this hearts a lonely hunter these hands are frozen fists i cant stop thinking about you i dont care if you exist i cant stop thinking about you i cant stop wanting you this way i cant face living without you i cant stop wanting you [ cheers and applause ] jimmy sting 57th 9th is available for preorder now well be right back, everybody. Come on they love you [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy my thanks once again to sting [ cheers and applause ] Kate Mckinnon and the roots right there from philadelphia, pennsylvania. [ cheers and applause ] stay tuned for late night with seth meyers. Thank you for watching. Have a great night. Hope to see you tomorrow. Byebye, everybody. Thank you. [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] announcer from 30 Rockefeller Plaza in new york, its late night with seth meyers. Tonight january jones. Star of marvels luke cage, mike colter. Music from chris lane. Featuring the 8g band with danny carey. [ cheers and applause ] ladies and gentlemen, seth meyers. Seth good evening everybody im seth meyers. This is late night. How is everybody doing tonight . [ cheers and applause ] yeah. Thats great to hear. In that case lets get to the news. First Lady Michelle obama campaigned for Hillary Clinton today telling voters, quote, we need an adult in the white house. And joe biden said, okay, but they cant come in my pillow fort. [ laughter ]