And featuring the legendary roots crew. Questlove 582 pennsylvania steve and now, here he is, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause ] jimmy oh, hey Everyone Welcome thank you very much thank you very much. Hot crowd. Hot crowd tonight. Welcome welcome, everybody. Welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome to the tonight show. This is it. Youre here. Thats the show. [ cheers and applause ] the tonight show. This is it. Thank you for being here. Heres what everybodys talking about. Of course, the Holiday Season is in full swing, and i saw that macys has hired over 80,000 seasonal employees. Yeah. So, good news, the busiest shopping time of the year is being run by people who have had exactly one day of training. [ laughter and applause ] so, thats good. So you you want the wrapping on the outside of the box . [ laughter ] im just saying you didnt ask me for that. Just doing my job. [ laughter ] actually, american businesses added a total of 216,000 jobs over the last month, as stores hire workers for the holidays. And this is nice, i heard that mall santas are now able to have their checks direct deposited right to the liquor store. [ cheers and applause ] isnt that nice . Isnt that sweet . Its a nice its a sweet thing for the holidays. Of course, Rockefeller Center is jammed with people here to see the christmas tree. [ cheers and applause ] oh, yeah. Isnt it beautiful . If you go outside, you hear the festive sounds of jingle bells, holiday music, and every parent yelling, stay with me [ laughter and applause ] stay with me, dont no, i cant carry you. I dont i dont know if they have a bathroom. Does anthropologie have a a bathroom . I dont know. Ill just buy a dish towel. [ laughter ] get to some news here, i saw that donald trump is considering sarah palin to be his secretary of veterans affairs. Yeah. Palin says shes great at helping veterans, and john mccain was like, wrong. [ cheers and applause ] yesterday, jill stein officially requested a hand recount of 4. 8 million ballots in michigan. But donald trump says hes going to fight it, by shouting out other numbers while theyre trying to count. [ laughter ] 70. 19. Start back at 1. This is interesting, i heard that a new study found that celebrity endorsements actually tend to put off customers and hurt sales. Tariq thats right, jimmy. Thats why i dont endorse anything. [ light laughter ] jimmy good for you. Good for you, tariq. Tariq i wont sell out to the man. You cant buy me, jimbo. [ laughter ] jimmy uh, okay. Tariq thats right. You cant buy me, but you can buy my new grill. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] the tariqi torch personal grill. Jimmy oh, wow. Tariq its like the George Foreman grill, except it doesnt let all the grease slide out where its wasted. cause grease is the word, you heard . Here, let me demonstrate. Jimmy no, tariq, im sorry. Wait a second. Im so, so sorry here, but what are you doing . Tariq not now, jimmy. See, the tariqi torch personal grill keeps all the fat trapped right on top of your hot meats. That means more flavor for you to savor. It makes grilling easy, peasy, and greasy. Take it from me, tareezy. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy tareezy . Tariq thats right, jeezy. Jimmy all right. Well, can i at least get one of those burgers . Tariq no. This thing takes about three hours to heat up. This is this is just prop meat. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy prop meat . Give it up for tareezy, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] you did something different. Yeah. Hey, guys, of course football season is in full swing and i saw that the nfl has been trying new ways to make watching football more fun. Yeah. And i dont know if youve noticed this, but the referee calls are now all autotuned. [ laughter ] i think its pretty catchy. Take a look at this. False start offense number eight five yard penalty third down off sides defense number 95 Holding Number 64 that penaltys declined rushing the passer number 94 defense that penaltys accepted 15 yards first down [ cheers and applause ] jimmy first down. First down. Oh, i thought this was pretty cute. Michael phelps shared a video where he gives his sixmonthold baby his first swim lesson. [ audience aws ] i gotta say, the kid really seems to have his dads focus. Take a look at this photo here. Look at this baby. [ laughter and applause ] and finally, this is one of those videos we saw online that just really made us laugh. Its these two italian grandparents that are facetiming with their granddaughter. And shes walking to the library home from the library, or something. I guess she was walking alone and her grandparents were not happy about this. But check this out. Whats the matter . My god, gaby, what are you, crazy . New york to new jersey my ass. See, you got grandma upset. What did i do . Oh, my god. Shes gone see, thats the library. Where . Thats the library. Listen. The library. Why dont you walk with somebody . Shes frozen oh no, shes not. Oh yes, she is. What is she doing outside . Shes in the library. [ laughter and applause ] jimmy shes at the library we have a great show tonight, you guys. Give it up for the roots [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy hi, everybody. Welcome, welcome. Its been a great week so far. And theres more ahead. Tomorrow night, our pal Chelsea Handler will be here. [ cheers ] john legend. John legend will be here. [ cheers and applause ] and were all going to play a a game of charades, so be sure to tune in for that, and of course thank you notes. So its going to be a good show tomorrow night. [ cheers and applause ] tune in. But first, we have a big show tonight. Shes getting tons of award buzz for her fantastic performance in the new movie, la la land. Its a musical. Shes unbelievable in this in this picture. Man, oh man. Emma stone is here. Steve yeah [ cheers and applause ] jimmy just amazing. Just i cant wait to to talk to her. Later in the show, emma and i are going to play a singing edition of the whisper challenge. Steve oh. Jimmy plus from the walking dead, Jeffrey Dean Morgan is stopping by. [ cheers and applause ] people love walking dead. Oh, and we have great, great, Great Holiday music from Kacey Musgraves. Look at this. [ cheers and applause ] a very Kacey Christmas. Nice green vinyl. Steve green vinyl. Jimmy oh la la, green vinyl. Ho, ho, ho. Steve green vinyl jimmy guys, it is time for tonight show hashtags. Here we go. [ cheers and applause ] Hashtags Hashtags jimmy now this is a this is a game that we play on twitter, where i send out the topic, and you send in the tweets. So, since its the Holiday Season, and soon people will be having their Office Christmas parties, i went on twitter and sent out a hashtag called officepartyfail. [ light laughter ] we got a ton of great ones, so now id like to share my Favorite Office party fail tweets from you guys. Here we go. This first ones from barneys5. She says, a coworker was so drunk, our boss had to get her out. We put her in a cab. She got out at the next street and came back. Steve yeah. [ laughter ] jimmy partys not over. Lauras back. Steve [ vomiting sound ] [ laughter ] jimmy [ slurring ] back with a vengeance. In 3d. This ones from garvey1977. He says, i woke up with a a bruised knee and flashbacks of performing the worm in front of all the company executives. [ laughter and applause ] i think i did the worm. I think i did the worm last night. Steve at least i hope i did the worm. [ laughter ] jimmy oh, you did the worm all right. [ laughter ] this is worm. [ light laughter ] jimmy this ones from abbotlucas. He says, my coworker mooned the camera in the party photo booth, not realizing all the photos would be put on facebook the next day. [ laughter ] hey, whos the bald guy . Whos the bald twins that work here . I dont know. [ laughter ] this ones from cagirlinadcworld. Steve cagirlinadcworld. Jimmy she says, i had never been to a sushi restaurant. I was eating edamame and realized that i was eating the ones people had already chewed. [ audience ohs ] steve nice [ laughter and applause ] steve ew jimmy ew ew, thats so gross i hate edamame [ laughter ] tastes like saliva [ laughter ] i cant believe you did the worm last night [ laughter ] this ones from kdubs117. She says, our christmas bonus was a 25 gift card to the place we worked. [ audience oohs ] steve the company store. Jimmy yeah, scrooge, man. This ones from everyonesayimboss. He says, wore a red shirt and black tie to our christmas dinner party. Turns out, so did the wait staff. Steve oh. Jimmy at least you leave him a tip. [ applause ] [ light laughter ] i cant believe i did the worm last night. This last ones from soytodobueno. He says, we had a pinata. Instead of candy, we filled it with minibottles of booze. Alcohol and glass flew everywhere. Thats a nightmare. There you have it. Those are our tonight show hashtag. To check out more of our favorites, go to tonightshow. Com hashtags. Well be right back with emma stone [ cheers and applause ] the microsoft cloud helps us stay connected. The microsoft cloud offers infinite scalability. The microsoft cloud helps our customers get up and running, anywhere in the planet. Wherever theres a phone, youve got a bank, and we could never do that before. The cloud gave us a single platform to reach across our entire organization. It helps us communicate better. We use the microsoft clouds advanced analytics tools to track down cybercriminals. This cloud helps transform business. This is the microsoft cloud. 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[ cheers and applause ] jimmy our first guest is an Academy Awardnominated actress who stars alongside ryan gosling in the new movie la la land, which opens in select theaters december 9th and everywhere december 16th. You must see this film. Shes so great. Everyones great. Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome the lovely and talented emma stone [ cheers and applause ] jimmy oh, welcome back. You look gorgeous. Thank you. Jimmy thank you so much for being here. Thank you for having me. Jimmy and i want to get into the movie so we can talk about this, because im just flipping out about it. It looks so great. I saw it the other night, and its like, its just unbelievable. Aw. Jimmy so, just i cant even no words. Anyway, i have to say words. Thank you. Jimmy yeah. Thank you. Jimmy youre hosting saturday night live for the third time this weekend. Yes. Jimmy thats the best. Yes. Jimmy i love that youre back. Its so fun. Jimmy yeah. And its been five years since i was there, so it feels like a its really, its really exciting to be back. Jimmy the last time i saw you was at the saturday night live 40th. Yes. Jimmy which was unbelievable. Actually insane. Jimmy that whole day that you said was crazy because you were also doing chicago . Cabaret. Jimmy cabaret. I was doing cabaret. Jimmy sorry. I mean, kind of, like, same era. Jimmy starts with a c. It starts with a c, same era. [ laughter ] it was my last day of cabaret, and the so the matinee then they, like, took me out of sally bowles and put me in, kind of, Roseanne Roseannadanna. Jimmy oh, i remember that. And then, i came to the 40th. Jimmy theres a picture of you and tina and amy and jane curtin. Mmhmm. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy there you go. I mean, come on, dude. Dude how fun i mean, and you were amazing in that. I go, oh, how fun. No, you were. It was so good. No, it was just nice to do a a tribute to her, but i would not say that i have a very good Roseanne Roseannadanna impression. Jimmy yes, you do. But, it was such an insane day because i was, like, just ending the play and then being there and looking around, and they were it was, like, everywhere you looked, there were people that you had never seen in person before. Jimmy yeah. But you had seen pictures of before. Jimmy yes. And then, you know, we wound up at that party. Jimmy right. You were at that party. You know. Jimmy yeah, i was you hosted that party. Jimmy was i there . Yeah, you were there. Im pretty sure you were there. [ light laughter ] jimmy im pretty sure i was. Were you . Jimmy was i there . The after party will go down in history as the most legendry after party ever. It was total insantiy. Jimmy i couldnt believe it. I just dan aykrod and jim belushi was there, and paul mccartney. They were calling me onstage, and they would go, jimmy fallon, come up here and host this and run this. So, and you did. Jimmy and i was, like they just we just you did it so well. Jimmy no, no. Dude, it went it got insane. It got insane. I was dancing, and i stepped on a piece of glass, and i didnt know it. And so then, i just kind of was, like, oh. And looked, and my heel was, like i mean, my foot was bleeding everywhere. And i sat down, and i was like, what do we do . And someone took a knife, pulled the glass out of my foot. And then, someone went, do you want to come on stage with prince . And i was like, yup [ laughter ] and they just took me a minute later, and i was like with a a tambourine onstage, and it weird. I was like with a bleeding foot. Jimmy what a day for you, yeah. It was a crazy day. Jimmy that was wild. It was all one day. Jimmy you i know you love saturday night live because growing up did you ever you never auditioned, right, for saturday night live . I didnt no. I did not audition for snl. Jimmy no. But i did, when i was 12, i auditioned for all that. Do you know all that . Jimmy of course i know all that. [ cheers and applause ] it was no big deal. Jimmy no big deal. No, it wasnt a big deal. Jimmy really, wait. You auditioned for all that . I went to an open call for all that. We drove out from arizona, and i auditioned for all that when i was 12 years old. Jimmy and what did you have to do . Well, it was i guess it was sort of like like snl, except for i didnt know that you had to have characters. So, i thought they were going to give us sketches. And then, like, five minutes before i went not room, they said, you need to have three characters when you come in the room. So, i was like, okay. And then, i made up a couple of characters. Jimmy do you remember any of the characters that you i remember that one was a a cheerleader that couldnt spell what she was cheering. [ light laughter ] so i was like, be aggressive, be ar and then, and then there was another one that was actually pretty nuts that was a baby sitter who is possessed. [ light laughter ] so as shes reading books to the kids, shes like, and then goldilocks and the [ demonic voice ] three bears [ laughter and applause ] jimmy now, come on i was just like jimmy thats fantastic [ girly voice ] sorry about that. Sorry about that. And then, i would keep reading. I would keep reading the book. Jimmy oh, my gosh. So it was a pretty special experience. Jimmy but you did not you didnt get that, but i did not get that. No. Jimmy im happy that you didnt get its shocking, right . Its shocking. [ laughter ] jimmy no, you shouldnt with that. Come on. But, im happy because where you ended up is just so great, and gosh, youre fantastic. Oh, man. Jimmy and you know what. We love you here. But man, oh man, oh man, oh man, la la land was just a a home run, dude. Aw. Jimmy you hit you knocked the cover off the ball. It is unbelievable, and i dont want to spoil anything for anybody because its just so different and fun. And whos the writer, the director . Damien chazelle. Jimmy Damien Chazelle . This guy . Yeah, he wrote and directed whiplash. Jimmy holy mackerel. Hes incredible. Jimmy i just loved every second of it. You were so good. It reminded me, too, because youre a struggling actress in the movie, and ryan gosling is a struggling jazz musician. Yes. Jimmy thats all i can really say, right . Yeah. Jimmy i dont want to spoil it. But it was probably back to auditioning and having to drive and go to auditions, and you have to try to dress for the part and not getting it, and whew. I know. Jimmy but in the kind of romantic way, i was like, i remember those crazy times. It was so, like, oh, life is just terrible right now. yeah. [ laughter ] jimmy but it makes you just go, i appreciate it. And i remembered all i remembered not having clothes. Yeah. Jimmy like, i have, like, two outfits. I mean, i had no money. So i would go, and somebody would say, thats what you think a bike messenger looks like . And i would go, no, this is my only outfit. I have, like, two [ laughter ] yes. Thats the thing is a lot of time you have to dress up like the character, like, do your own costumes for the character so you have to own all these pieces of clothing to look like the people. Jimmy yeah, i would just to borrow from my roommate. Im like, do you have a a Leather Jacket . I have to be a bike gang member. Do you have some scrubs . [ laughter ] can i borrow your scrubs . Jimmy scrubs, yeah. You have scrubs, right . Jimmy yeah, with my roommate hopefully you have a doctor as a roommate. But man, oh man, you the dancing in this. Oh. Jimmy you dance, you sing, you act. Youre so charming. You are unbelievable in this movie. Thanks. Jimmy i loved it so much. Thanks, jimmy. Jimmy i know, i know. Im freaking out. Gee. Jimmy im gushing. [ cheers and applause ] but man, oh man, you are going to love this film. Aw. Jimmy it is so fun. Aw. Jimmy and just moving, and it makes you laugh. It makes you cry. And you guys have the best chemistry. And its so different than anything ive ever seen. And this is what you get when you put the work in. You put so much work, and you can tell everybody worked so hard on this. Congrats on this one, man. Thank you so much. Jimmy wow, im, like, blown away. [ cheers and applause ] i want to show a clip. That is so awesome. Thank you so much. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy it is just great, buddy. I have a clip, but this is not a singing scene because i didnt want to show any singing. Yeah, no. You dont want to ruin anything. Jimmy i dont want to ruin that part. No, of course. But, when you see it, youre going to love it. But, heres a clip. This is you chatting with ryan gosling at a club. This is la la land. Take a look. I got a call back. What . Come on for what . For a tv show, the one i was telling you about earlier. The dangerous minds of ucoc . Yeah. Congratulations thats incredible. Its really exciting. I feel like i said negative stuff about it before. What . Its like Rebel Without a cause, sort of. I got the bullets yes. Youve never seen it. Ive never seen it. Oh, my. You know, its playing at the rialto. Really . Yes, you should i mean, ill go i can take you. Okay. You know, for research. For research. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Um, monday night, 10 00. Yeah, great. Okay. For research. Jimmy yeah. [ cheers and applause ] man, oh man. Emma stone right now, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] emma stone and i are playing a a singing edition of the whisper challenge when we come back. Stick around, everybody. Its going to be good. What . Jimmy you ready for it . [ cheers and applause ] discover italys lighter side, at olive garden. With new tastes of the mediterranean. Recipes that put a fresh spin on traditional italian. 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Everything you do in life should be something that you care about. Thats really what its about its taking something thats usually forgotten and turning it into something beautiful. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy welcome back, everybody. We are hanging out with emma stone right here [ cheers and applause ] emma stone. Emma and i are about to play a a singing version of the whisper challenge. Here we go. [ cheers and applause ] whisper challenge. Jimmy now, heres how the game works. One person puts these headphones on. Theyre sound you can play this game at home. Soundproof headphones, were going to have loud music playing, im going to start it now. All right. Now, the other persons going to pick up a card, im going to sing the song lyrics on the card and the person wearing the headphones tries to guess what they just sang. Could be lyrics or the name of the song. Wow. Jimmy all right, here you go. Im going to sing you the song lyrics first. Heres the card. Can you hear me . Can you hear me . Can you hear me . Here we go. Okay. Born down in a dead mans town the first kick i took was when i hit the ground [ light laughter ] ready . Whatever am i too loud . Jimmy youre yelling, yeah. Whatever youre doing looks inappropriate. [ laughter ] jimmy what are you talking . Theres no way youre doing it on the show. Jimmy all right, ready . Go again. Go again. [ light laughter ] do it again. Born down in a dead mans town the first kick i took was when i hit the ground the ground . Jimmy uhhuh. The ground. Something in the ground . The what [ light laughter ] jimmy born in the usa. Raised in the ground . [ laughter ] born down in a dead mans town the first kick i took was when i hit the ground get in the ground. Jimmy kicking in the ground is not a song. [ light laughter ] all right, ready . Ready . Refresh. Refresh. Ready . Born in the usa i was born in the usa [ cheers and applause ] what . [ laughter ] i am i dont understand. [ laughter ] born [ light laughter ] horn. Jimmy born hork. Jimmy born. [ laughter and applause ] born. Boar. [ laughter ] jimmy born. First. First . Jimmy first. Word . Jimmy first. Word. Jimmy born. Boy. Jimmy born. Boy. Jimmy born. Boy. Jimmy no, born. [ laughter ] baby. Having a baby . [ talking over each other ] jimmy born. Boy. Jimmy born. [ laughter ] boy. Jimmy born. Born in the usa i was born in the usa. Jimmy yes, thats it oh, my god. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy that was my fault. That was my fault. I screwed up. Im sorry. I screwed up because i started with the beginning and i should have just went right to born in the usa. Born in the usa. Jimmy why would i do the beginning part . Oh, my gosh. It looked like pork in the desert. [ laughter ] jimmy all right, pork in the desert. Thats a different thats a a hit song, by the way. Pork in the desert. Jimmy pork in the desert. Oh, my god. This is very difficult. [ laughter ] jimmy lets put that here you go. Its so funny. Jimmy pork in the desert. Its genuinely so funny. I wish you guys could be in my head for that. Jimmy no, you cant hear, but theyre having fun. God, its funny. Jimmy all right, here we go. You pick that and im not gonna look. All right, okay. Jimmy wow, thats loud. Okay. Here we go. Jimmy blah blah. [ light laughter ] oh, hey. [ light laughter ] hit me baby one more time [ light laughter ] jimmy let eat . Eat . Hit me baby one more time [ light laughter ] jimmy what youre saying is inappropriate. [ laughter ] eat something . It kind of actually is inappropriate. Okay. Hit me baby one more time jimmy hit me, mama. Eat me, mama. [ laughter ] one more time. Hit me baby one more time [ cheers and applause ] oh, youre so good at it. Youre so good at it. Jimmy when you see it, youll see what it looked like you were saying. Honestly jimmy i thought it was britney. [ light laughter ] oh, man. Oh man, oh man, oh man. Okay, ready . Jimmy uhhuh. [ laughter ] ill have a Blue Christmas without you ill be so blue thinking about you about you. About you. What . [ light laughter ] jimmy lets do it again. All right . Ill have a [ laughter ] ill have a going to scarborough fair. [ laughter ] jimmy ill do a different voice. Im sorry. Ill have a Blue Christmas ill have a Blue Christmas without you [ cheers and applause ] jimmy i was trying to do elvis, and it was awful, so i had to do a different voice. Maybe cut through the speakers there. All right, here we go. Do we have time . Can we do one more . All right, we do one more. Okay. Jimmy there she goes. Even if it doesnt make it, you know . Okay, ready . [ laughter ] i like big butts and i cannot lie [ laughter ] jimmy i said i said baby. I like big butts and i cannot lie. Jimmy not like that. [ light laughter ] baby, im not like that. [ light laughter ] i said baby im not like that [ laughter ] yes. Jimmy i said, yes. No. Okay. Jimmy so, start ready . Jimmy yeah. I like big butts and i cannot lie jimmy yeah, baby. Bust it . Yeah baby, bust it. [ laughter ] i like jimmy i like me butts. Jimmy i like big butts and i cannot lie sir mixalot. [ cheers and applause ] oh, my gosh. Youre unbelievable. Emma stone, everybody [ cheers and applause ] la la land opens in select theaters next friday and everywhere december 16th. Oh, my goodness. Jeffery dean morgan joins us next. Stick around, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] new pantene doesnt just wash i wiyour hair, it fuels it. Gain. Making every strand stronger. So tangles dont stand a chance. Because strong is beautiful. Promises to be the biggest of the decade. With total accumulation of up to three feet. Roads will be shut down indefinitely and schools are closed. Campbells soups go great with a cold and a nice red. Made for real, real life. If you could see your cough, youd see just how far it can spread. Robitussin dm max is now better tasting, with the same fast powerful cough relief. 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But why is negan bringing me candy . This is so this is very cool of you. Thats so nice. Negan is a coowner in a a candy store up in rhinebeck, new york. Samuels sweets. Jimmy wait a second, samuels sweets. Yeah. Jimmy do you own this with paul with paul. Jimmy paul rudd . Yeah. Jimmy ive heard about this. Yeah, yeah. [ cheers ] jimmy no, wait. Wait. How do you own a candy shop . Thats the coolest thing ever. I know, its a crazy deal. Paul and i have known each other for a while. He lives up near me, near rhinebeck. Jimmy i love rhinebeck. And we know the guy that started this store 25 years ago, a guy named ira gutner and he passed away suddenly. And we didnt want the store to be anything else than what it was, and so we decided to step in and buy the candy store, and that was, like, two and a half years ago now. [ cheers and applause ] yeah. Jimmy thats pretty cool that you would do that. It is cool. Its a fun deal. Jimmy what a great town. Paul and i have literally nothing to do with it other than eating the candy. Jimmy yeah, i mean, how fun is that. You go in, like i own this candy shop. Yeah, my kid loves it. Jimmy right . His kids loves it. Yeah, we have another andy ostroy is also one of the owners and his kid loves it. So i mean the kids think its fantastic. Jimmy whats the name again of the store . Samuels sweets. Jimmy samuels sweets. Is this right on main street . It sure is. Jimmy is there a cigar store in the corner . There is on the corner there. And a Little French bistro there. Jimmy yeah, beekman arms. Yeah, beekman arms. Jimmy i used to go there all the time with my parents. I just had dinner there the other night. Jimmy its fantastic. Beekman arms is awesome. Its where Alexander Hamilton and aaron burr apparently had their first like sit down kind of, spat. Their first spat that led over jimmy over dinner . Yeah. Jimmy over a four course meal . George washington kind of hung out. My kid can tell you the whole history of beekman arms at seven. Hes obsessed with it. Jimmy i love that town so much. Yeah. Jimmy shout out to everybody there and village pizza. Well, youre from saugerties. Village pizza, of course. Jimmy has it yeah, we go there all the time. Jimmy al, thats my man. Al started in saugerties. Yeah, and thats where youre from, right across the river. Jimmy yeah, please give al a hug for me. I will absolutely ill be back there tonight, but the big parade, the Christmas Spectacular is saturday night. Jimmy oh, thats right. So im sure im driving the truck in it or something. Jimmy do you drive in the parade . Oh yeah. Jimmy what kind of truck do you have . I have two trucks. I have a farm truck, a 74 ford and the three on the tree deal and then the parade truck, which is a newer f150 and the kids sit in the back and throw candy out. Jimmy yeah, thats what i have. I got the f150, yeah. What do you got a truck for . Jimmy i well. [ laughter ] i mean, we have trucks for specific reasons. Jimmy i got mine for when its pumpkin season. See . [ laughter ] theres a reason. Jimmy put a couple pumpkins in the back. I cant put them in the car. Thats awesome. No. [ light laughter ] and you got a big pumpkin and the deal. What are you gonna do jimmy big pumpkin. Ask me how big my truck is. How bigs your truck . Jimmy big enough. [ laughter ] thats what you say to people, yeah. Big enough for the parade pumpkin. Jimmy big enough, charlie bro. I got the f150, yeah. Yeah, i got the same truck. Jimmy tonight show blue, i guess. Nice. Jimmy custom color in michigan. Yeah. Yeah. Jimmy shout out to detroit. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Ford. Jimmy ford. Hey, ford. Jimmy what a great truck. Yeah, its a great truck. Jimmy its bigger than my first apartment. [ laughter ] biggest ever in my life. I love it. Im a little obsessed with my truck too. Jimmy but you take it and you have a farm out there . I do. I have a farm. My wife and i bought a farm, like, five years ago now. And we have cattle and alpaca and a llama and chickens and, you know, ducks and whatever. Jimmy no way. Yeah, way. Jimmy i love that you do that. Thats so rad. Its super cool. Jimmy and are you like a a manly man . Are you like a tough, like a i mean, thats what i tell people. Jimmy yeah. [ laughter ] i tell people im a manly man. Jimmy you have a farm and you do the hard work. Yeah, if im there, then i do the hard work. The hardest work is getting up at 6 00 in the morning on a a winter day when its negative 17 and feeding all these creatures. Thats when youre like, what was i thinking . I just want to sleep in. Jimmy take care of all those animals. Its fun. Its cool. And we have the cattle we have are highland cattle, which look like a cross between a a woolly mammoth and i guess a a cow. [ light laughter ] jimmy yeah. So imagine that. Jimmy yeah, i mean, i do. I am imagining that. Thats amazing. But we had our first baby in the spring and it was the coolest thing. Jimmy that would knock me out. And for my little boy to see that happen was it was spectacular. Yeah, it was cool. Jimmy because you get that fun side of life. Then you get to be the craziest villain of all time. Yeah, yeah, theres that. Jimmy with this baseball bat. [ cheers and applause ] sure. Jimmy and this is like everyone in the world was talking about negan and what you what you did. I mean hes a bad guy. Jimmy he just really went for it. But he does it with a sense of humor and a little bit of charisma. But yeah, theres something about him that certainly is kind of polarized a lot of folks. Jimmy some people just are so angry, right . Some people are so angry. A lot of people are kind of oddly sexually attracted to him. [ cheers ] jimmy sometimes both. A little bit of both. Jimmy yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, its been a weird, a a weird mix, for sure. Jimmy and a lot of people watch the show. I mean, theres a broad range of viewers from young people. Theres old fans too. Theres a ton of folks, and from all ages, and when theres so many, i figure kind of everybody thats one out of 100 is going to be nuts of your fans. Theyre going to be a little bit bizarre, a little wonky. Jimmy there will be one out of 100. But when youre talking about 15 million people, theres a substantial amount of crazy people. [ laughter ] and they all they figure out where i am. Yeah. Jimmy they find you. Yeah, theyll find you. Jimmy really. Yeah. Its been interesting since the show aired, this has been really my first trip into the city since weve been since negans been kind of introduced, and you know, people are running down the street when im in a car, coming to, like, say, here, with baseball bats, like truckloads of baseball bats, trying to get know sign them. And its insane. Jimmy its also pretty frightening as well. [ light laughter ] its a little bit frightening. Jimmy well, i got to tell you, the reason why you get nominated for awards and stuff like that is because you play it with a sense of humor and its also a craziness as well. Thank you. Jimmy but man, oh man, you do such a great job. Thank you so much. Jimmy thank you for the candy. Of course. Jimmy and best to the family. Thank you. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy youre a good man. Congratulations. Thank you, thank you. Jimmy jeffery dean morgan, everybody [ cheers and applause ] the walking dead airs sundays at 9 00 p. M. On amc. Well be right back with a a performance from Kacey Musgraves. Stick around, everybody [ cheers and applause ] you totanobodys hurt, new car. But there will still be pain. It comes when your Insurance Company says theyll only pay threequarters of what it takes to replace it. What are you supposed to do . Drive threequarters of a car . Now if you had Liberty Mutual new car replacement™, youd get your whole car back. 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Performing her original christmas song, present without a bow, please welcome Kacey Musgraves [ cheers and applause ] weve been moving too fast and we should slow down come and sit by the fire stop rushing around cause this time of year its meant for two so dont leave me lonely if i dont have you the holidays just another day thats cold standing all alone under the mistletoe i dont feel the cheer ooh without you here theres no red and white stripes on a candy cane and silent night just wouldnt sound the same whered the magic go all i know is me without you is like a present without a bow before we know the wreath will come down the halls wont be decked therell be no snow on the ground and the new year will come and bring lots of change if im not with you sipping on champagne the holidays just another day thats cold standing all alone under the mistletoe i dont feel the cheer ooh without you here theres no red and white stripes on a candy cane silent night just wouldnt sound the same whered the magic go all i know is me without you is like a present without a bow the holidays just another day thats cold standing all alone under the mistletoe i dont feel the cheer ooh without you here theres no red and white stripes on a candy cane and silent night just wouldnt sound the same whered the magic go all i know is me without you is like a present without a bow ooh ooh oh me without you is like a present without a bow oh me without you is like a present without a bow [ cheers and applause ] jimmy oh, thank you, thank you, thank you. 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