So what are you doing in denver . You run out of social diseases out in durango . Ah. You getting a little senile . Im here to talk with ed about the bid to build your new store out by the airport. Yeah. Yeah. Ed jim hey, edward. ed laughs good to see you, ed. Thank you. How are you . Good to see you. Great. Michael, im seriously considering letting jim build our next store in thornton. Huh . Pending your okay, of course. Yeah, yeah, thats great. Uh, we gotta talk in your office for a minute. Well be right back out. Ill just spread out here. Dont touch any of my stuff. Listen, ed, why are you always springing stuff on me without any warning . Always . Name one other time. Off the top of my head, how about the exotic elf at the Christmas Party . I had no idea she was gonna take her clothes off. The kids were in shock. If its any consolation, later on in the evening, she stole my tv set. When we talked about my brother coming here to bid on this, i said i dont mix business and family. Come on. Your brothers been doing construction for 25 years. Yeah, but if we give him this job, hes gonna be around here for a year. So . I cant even be on a Touch Football Team with a guy like that. Hell have to play quarterback. Im a receiver. He sends me on the wrong route im in the end zone, going like this im open im open im open for the love yeah and thats just what he did, like this. chuckles thisthis sounds sounds like a classic case of two alpha males fighting for turf, likelikelike monkeys oror aggressive tree roots. Dont get me wrong. I love my idiot brother. Yeah. In my experience, fighting and loving go hand in hand. Thats why your second wife shot you. Then we made love in the ambulance. You decide about working with jim, but ill tell you this it was a hell of a bid, and they have some great ideas. They . Is my dad involved in this . Michael, dont slouch. tv blooping hey, wwhat are you doing . Just deleting all your hoarders episodes. Well, dont, dont. They make me feel good about my closet. Mom, you have more than 20 saved up. You know, mother, youre actually hoarding hoarders. Hey, everybody, we got a visitor alert. Hey, hey. Jimmy hi. Hey, guys. Oh, my god. Hey. Mwah. Hi. Look at you. Hey, beautiful. You are still way too gorgeous for my brother. Oh, stop, stop. Ah, no, one more thing. Say one more nice thing. sniffs you smell pretty. Aw. Honey, how come you never say things like that . Because i already have ya. Yeah. Please, big hug. Let me look at you. Im trying to remember which one of you i like the best. Its me. It was you, briefly. Mike. Where do i plug in the sewage pipe for my rv . Where did we do it last time . The wongs, and they didnt like it. Hello, beautiful. Mm. Oh, my goodmwah. Ohh. Good to see you. Gosh, why didnt you two tell us you were coming . We didnt want to be any trouble. Youd just be out buying food, cleaning the guest rooms. Yeah. chuckles uh, where you going . Im gonna go buy food, clean the guest rooms. Remember, i like red meat. It does not like me. mike yeah. Trust me, dad, that is something that, uh, we will never forget. Why were you trying to pass me on the freeway . Why didnt you let me pass you . Because im leading you to my house. I know where you live, and your way is stupid. My ways stupid . Well, your your way is stupider. I know how to get to your house. Its not a stupid thing ladies. And ugly. This is us in 30 years. Who wants a beer . Yeah. What kind do you have . The free kind. Sounds good. Pop. Take a load off. Ill go get the bags. Do it. Dont brag about it. You girls. Youre so beautiful. Im sorry your grandma couldnt see you all grown up. Do you still miss her, grandpa . Sure, i do. She was my soulmate, you know . They only come around once in a lifetime. Do you still set her place at the dinner table . No. That would be creepy. Hey, can i get you anything . Yeah, im a little peckish. Yeah . Why dont you grab those pistachios over there . Why dont all three of us get them . cause its a tiny bowl . Just come with me. Guys, grandpa seems really lonely. eve where did you get that from . The way he talks about nana. You know, its been five years. I think he needs to meet someone. No, no. No, no, no. Mandy, we are not gonna set grandpa up. Why not . Because this isnt a 1950s musical. Hey, whats holding up my nuts . So eds gonna let baxter sons build the new store . Its worse. He says its my decision. So what are you gonna do . Im not gonna let him build it. Jim turns everything into a competition, and im not gonna let him win. Well, your dadll be there. Wont he keep the peace . Right. He likes it when we fight. I think its what keeps him alive. Come on im not kidding. Every time jim and i argue, my dads skin looks better. Well, honey, maybe this is a good thing. I mean, ii think jimmys always been a little jealous of your success. I mean, maybe this will bring you closer. We are close. Well, you see each other, what, three times a year . What do you even talk about . Everythingsports, the broncos, how the teams doing. Honey, those are one thing. Would you go in business with your sister . Which one . April or teri . Teri. No. April . No. Why did you say, which one . You know, my sisters theyretheyre varying degrees of crazy, but jimjims not. Come on. Cant you just put aside your famy issues and give the guy a chance . I hate it when you think im a better man than i am. Hey, mike. You need a hand with anything . Like, um. Getting me that beer . bottle cap fizzes how about i get you a job . Why dont you build the outdoor man . Thats a good call. chuckles good call. Thats it . What do you want me to do . Kiss your loafers . Its a good call. No, but iyou know. Im asking you to build an 80,000squarefoot building, maybe some guys would say, thank you. Brother, im gonna hand you the best outdoor man. Ii know you are. In the history of outdoor men. No, i understand all that. I unders so im thinking some guys would say, youre welcome. Yyoure welcome. Right. Youre welcome. Its easy. No, youre welcome. No, youre totally welcome. You start with a thank you. Listen, this is and then you say, youre welcome. Ththis is my pleasure. Youre welcome. No, youre welcome. You are welcome. Youre welcome. Welcome it startsit star gee, thank you. Youre welcome . When you ache and havent youre not you. Tylenol® pm relieves pain and helps you fall fast asleep and stay asleep. We give you a better night. Youre a better you all day. Tylenol®. Kisses deluxe chocolates. With a whole roasted hazelnut, delicate crisps and layers of rich, creamy chocolate, theyre twice the size of the kisses chocolates you love. Say more with kisses deluxe. Hey, ed. Oh, there you are. I got your emergency text. Whats the problem . Yeah, uh. clears throat lowered voice you see the fetching sandwich lady over there . Hmm . speaking inaudibly whispers whats her name . Uh. Jackie. Jjackie yes, thats it. normal voice thank you very much. Thank you. Thanks. This is precisely why i never wanted you to have my cell phone number. Come on now, come on now. Now why the frosty tone . Gee, im sorry, ed, but im a little busy. Got to head to the bank with proper construction permits, get my brother a loan so he can build a building so i can be his boss so he can resent me and probably kill me with a backhoe. Have a great morning. Are we still hung up on this . Still . This just happened yesterday. Okay, fine, fine, fine. Look, you pout all the way to the bank, but remember this and that cant be easy. Whats the point, ed . Point is it takes two people to fight. You dont have to be one of them. I hate it when you and my wife think im a better guy than i really am. under breath jackie, yes. clears throat hello, jackie. Whos jackie . Look at all of those cute little old ladies looking for little old men. Look at her hat. Shes fancy. Whats going on . Oh, just looking for a love match for grandpa. Oh, and, guys, just so you know, i set up this couple at my school, and now shes pregnant, so, pretty sure i know what im doing. I dont even know why youre here. I think i know how to get a loan for startup costs. Listen, im just making sure its properly licensed and permitted. You really are a nerd, arent you . Ugh. Hi, guys. Richard clark. Hey, richard. Good to see you again, mr. Baxter. We know each other . I went to school with your daughter kristin. Ah. Tell her richard says, hello. chuckles why are you laughing at that . Im thinking he got some. You asked a question. And, uh, you must be james baxter, the loan applicant. Thats right. Well, james. sighs looked over your request, and. Ive got to say, im a little concerned about your assets. Concerned how, spanky . Imagine were talking about doughnuts. Okay. I wish you had a large box of doughnuts, but instead, youve only got, like, seven doughnuts. Yeah. I need more doughnuts. Look, my brother just needs seed money for the project. Mike, i think i got this. Really . Doing a good job so far, letting a College Sophomore turn you down for a loan. Youre, uh. Youre turning me down . Just, youre a youre a little overextended. What happened to all your doughnuts . Last couple projects, we built on spec. We havent unloaded em yet. Its not a big deal. Is that what this is about . Wait, wait, on spec . Dont lecture me. Youre not supposed to use your own doughnuts. I mean, if you have to, use a couple of your doughnuts, then you come to a clown like this for the other doughnuts. chuckles what are you laughing about . Im not. Its just a nervous tic. Well, take some medicine. Anyway, ii think you should reapply, you know, after the economy bounces back. Yeah. Thats great. Come on, mike. Wait a sec, wait a sec. What if i cosign the loan as an executive of outdoor man . Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, wait a minute. Just listen up. Well, that would certainly change things. Im not asking you to do that. I know youre not, but you heard richie rich. Youre not getting the loan otherwise. Would you do this for another contractor . No. Right. Forget it. I may not have enough doughnuts, but i still have my pride. No deal. Dont be a baby about this. Baby . Hey, im not being a baby. I am the one who stayed home with dad. Oh, start this. Start this and kept the Family Business going while you ran off. Ran off . Yeah. How about college . Anyway, anyway. How about getting a career and all that stuff . Thanks for coming in, and. Tell kristin that i own my own car now. Sit down, sport. Look at this. We came here for a loan, so dont be a martyr about dad. The only reason you stayed with dad, cause it was cheaper and easier to do that. You ran away. When we get out that parking lot, youll be running away. Oh, im gonna be running away. Unless you want to go here. I would go here, yes. Lets do that. Lets go here. Whoa, whoa, whoa. Im thinking the parking lot might be better for fighting. Theres more room. Its welllit. Theres a Little Clinic right across the street, in case you get hurt. Youre a riot, kid. All right, now i want you to keep an open mind, because love comes in many forms. Who are these women . Youre gonna pick that one, and then youre gonna ask her out, and then you wont be lonely anymore, and its all because of me mandy. Full disclosure. Yeah. Ive got a girlfriend. What . Her name is stella, and shes a real spitfire. So you cant go to a senior square dance at nibblers . No, thanks. Im more of a salsa guy, anyway. sighs see you later. Where you going . Meeting up with a hot grandma for dinner, dancing, and then after that, were gonna see where the afternoon takes us. Yeehaw. Hey, dad. I am so glad youre here. Me, too. Yeah. Isnt it great, the way jim and mike are getting along so well . Hmm. Thats your impression of whats happening around here . Youre just trying to show me up, like i cant get a loan on my own. Because you cant get the loan on your own what happened . I didnt get the loan. He could have got the loan if he werent so stubborn oh just let me cosign for it pop, there are a million other projects you and i could be working on without having to deal with all this. What do the hand gestures mean . It means youre not fooling me. Youre trying to rub my face in it and make me feel like a loser. Or maybe its a brother trying to help another brother out, who deserves a shot. Maybe thats all all right, all right. Stop ive had enough of you two guys neither one of yous too big to put over my knee replacement. You know what, pop . I cant deal with this guy. The project is dead. All right . If you need me, ill be in the rv, opening a can of beans. Not the beans the beans are for when the government takes over what is going on here . sighs you know what . Maybe this isnt just about you and jimmy andand building a store. What do you mean . sighs look at what your father did to the paper. Hillarys always had a mustache. No, the real estate section. Hes circling apartment ads. Your father wants to move here. Why . Why . Why . Because the projects here, his familys here. I mean, just put it together. He wants to be near his granddaughters, his greatgrandson, you. And for god sake, the van does say baxter sons. You figured all that out by these red circles, huh . Its a knack. Never let em tell you women arent smart. Who said that . Its not important. Who . Who . Ii is it somebody at work . No, its not give me a name. Name one person. No, im not sa one pername one person. Was it the idiots down at the loading dock . Forget the loading dock. Cant think of anybody . What are you guys doing here . What are you doing here . Its my office. Ooh. Mike has an office. Ed called us here. Hes not gonna change my mind, pop. Id rather build taco stands for the rest of my life than have him cosign a loan and lord it over me. Jim, does he lord it over you that he saved your butt from that bully, Andy Oconnell, in the seventh grade . How do you even remember that kids name . Because mike always dad, dad, dad. Oh, good. Youll all here. All right. Gentlemen. Im giving the project over to my second choice. Trumbull. Case closed. Trumbull . All right, you idiots. You happy now . door opens ed. Those guys are gangsters, man. Theyre gonna gouge you. Ed, jims right. Theyre thieves. You know that. Eh, maybe, but theyre thieves with heavy equipment and, uh, an experienced crew, and no infighting. Ed, wait. Youre gonna let him do this . whispers what . What am i supposed to do about it . Cosign the loan. Anythings better than giving the business to those crooks. I thought you said it made you feel a loser. Yeah, but then pop pointed out that your desk doesnt have any drawers, so i feel a little better about myself. Its very stylish. Just dont call it a desk. Are you all right with this . Look, mike, if youre still willing. Yeah, im good. Im willing. Lets do it. All right. All right. Baxter. Sons. Yeah. This is a great day. What happens next . I drive us to the bank. Well use my car. You kind of drive like miss daisy. Well, actually, miss daisy didnt drive the car. That was the point of the movie, you moron. mike and jim speak at once ill drive. Whoa, hey, you mike is a fine driver. No, you go ahead. Would you drive . No problem. Im super confident. You just sit, dad. Kind of slow, but well get there. Not driving a tractor. We could even take his old truck. Ill tell you what, id rather take youre such a you know what . You would rather take my old truck than ride around say hi to my brother jim . Yeah. Listerine® total care strengthens teeth, after brushing, helps prevent cavities and restores tooth enamel. Its an easy way to give listerine® total care to the total family. Listerine® total care. 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Is this like Andy Oconnell . If i hadnt yanked the kid off you, he would have kicked your ass. Instead, i kicked his ass. Hey. And you look far better you know what . Its time to go. Oh, lets do it. Come on. both grunting thud hoo. Still is big brother around here. sighs grunting sighs hey. sighs mike baxter here for outdoor man. We are locked and loaded for our newlook whos up. Hey, remember me . thud both grunting aah mike let go of that crash thud aah crunching ohh. blues music playing on tv oh, this family spends too much time watching tv and not enough time talking. Honey, youre talking right now. Mike. Besides, this is educational. Oh, come on. How is that educational . Im teaching eve here how not to be a gatorhuntin hillbilly. Ohh. Well, boyds down. Ooh. Did they catch that big gator yet . No, but the toothless guy fell in the water trying to save his jug. chuckles speaking of jugs, look at the grandma. chuckles thatsthats enough. Come on. Thats enough of this. Come on. All right. Ill turn it off. Well talk. Lets go. turns off tv great. So, kristin, are you excited, college girl . Mom, im taking one class. Its hardly college. Shes right. Its not college till you take six classes and only show up for one. mouths words i am really excited, though, because they say that students who spend time in the real world do better in college. Why . You know, because their Life Experience helps them. Why . I dont know, eve. I cant explain it. Well, then maybe it hasnt helped you. Mom all right, honey, relax. cup clatters its gonna be great. Look, college transformed me. I was a nerd in high school, and then i went to ohio state, and i totally blossomed. Right, into the coolest girl in the geology lab. mouths words doorbell ringing mouths words whoa. Showtime. Hey, you can run, but you cant hide panting was that the ding dong ditcher . I dont know what that is. This is the guy thats ringing the doorbell and running away. Did you i. D. The perp . No, but my motionactivated video camera did. All the informations right here on this little s. D. Card. Oh, i hope you put that camera up. door closes after i came home, because my hair was in a bun and my makeup was running. Why was your makeup running . I justi was crying my eyes out in the car. God, that adele she cannot keep a man. Right there. Here he is. Ringing the doorbell. Turn around. Its just a person in a red hoodie. Is he also carrying a basket of goodies and knocking on grandmas door . chuckles chuckles wow. Look who remembered a book. sighs im, uh, gonna get something from the kitchen. Im gonna go reload the video camera. lowered voice ben . Ben . cat meows whispers hey. chuckles hey. What are you doing here . I had to talk to you. sighs why didnt you just call . I wanted to see you. Oh. chuckles so. What did you need to say . That i cant wait to see you tomorrow. chuckles me, too. chuckles chuckles okay. chuckles okay. All right. Bye. Bye. All right, now make sure my bear is nice and clean. sighs yes, sir. sighs mr. Alzate, this ladder feels a little unsteady. sighs i know. You wanna know why . Because its poorly made. Please dont let go. I wouldnt dream of it. Watch it now. Easy. Easy. whirring there you go. yawns hey, mike. Whats the matter . You look a little sleepy. I havent been sleeping well. Theres a kid prankin my house. Oh. Ouch. Oh. inhales deeply well, i have to admit, i like a good prank, though. I love it. Yeah. Ohh. I remember in vietnam we used to play some dumb jokes. sighs mm. Ill tell ya, like once, i opened my mess kit, and inside was a face. But be creative with the prank, you know, like, um, leave a flaming bag of dog poop on a porch or, uh. Thatsthats good. chuckles or a flaming box of dog poop. Mm. Or put a flaming dog in a box of poop. Yeah. Well, i gotta give that kid a taste of his own medicine somehow. All right. Well, ii like i like where youre heading with this. All right. Okay. How about. Bear trap . You know, i dont think i want the kid on the front lawn screaming, trying to chew his leg off. Wait a second. Wait a second. Mm . You know how loud these things are . Oh, an air horn. Thats right. What if i could wire this up so when he rings my bell, he gets a little bit of his own medicine . blows ohh ohh thud panting im okay. Dont worry. Were not. What you want to do is take a string like this. And as such, organic compounds are classified according to functional groups, such as carboxylic acids. door creaks yes . Hi. Uh, is this organic chemistry . Yes. In fact, it has been for the past ten minutes. Im, uh. Hi. Sorry. Im really sorry im late. Um, mymy sister mandy drove me halfway, and then i got out and ran because it was faster and much safer. clatters and now its 11 minutes. Okay, now this next part will be on the test our good friends aliphatic hydrocarbons. Who can tell me the three groups that these hydrocarbons are divided into . What about you . Hmm . What . Uh, iim, uh. Im sorry. Can you repeat the question . What about you . Oh. Honey, what are you doing sitting down here in the dark . switch clicks lowered voice cut the light out cut the light out switch clicks kids running late. He must have changed his pattern. Honey, youveyouve been down here over an hour. Ive waited in duck blinds a lot longer than this, and it wouldve been worth it if you hadnt burnt the duck. Oh, stop. whispering shh, shh. whispering what . I hear him. Listen. Where . All right. doorbell ringing air horn blows aah come on. All right. All right. Call the police. Oh, come on, honey. What . Dont you think thats excessive . Yeah, youre probably right. Lets put him in the cage in the basement. No, just who are you . Whats your name . If i tell you, will you let me go . Yes. All right. Its ben milbauer. I lied. To the cage in the basement. Come on honey, honey, wait. But whwhy are you doing this . I dont know. You dont know why youre ringing our doorbell . Mom, dad, what are you doing . Were not doing anything. We caught little red running hood. Wewe just want to we want to talk to him. Just come here. Come here. Come sit down. sighs look, ben, ii mean, i justare do you think youre being funny . sighs uh, whatwhat would your mother think . You know what . mike yeah. I tell you what shed think. Shed say you were being rude. I mean, i justi dont know any other word for it. Right. Its just rude andand, uh, and inconsiderate and, uh, and thoughtless. Uh. Uh, its illmannered. Boorish. Its just boorish to me. Ii cant even not to mention annoying. That cage is starting to sound like a good idea right now. Wait. Wait, wait, wait. What if he promises never to do it again . Do you know him . chuckles no. Of course not. No, no, no. Look, ii promise, okay . chuckles look, i promise itll never happen again. Please. He does look scared. Honey, maybe we should let him go. This is why i dont go fishing with you. All right. Catch and release. Lets go. Come on. But you dont come back here you come back here, next time you know what ill do . Ill twist your head off like a hungry chimp with a spider monkey whack they do that. When you ache and havent youre not you. Tylenol® pm relieves pain and helps you fall fast asleep and stay asleep. We give you a better night. Youre a better you all day. Tylenol®. Kisses deluxe chocolates. With a whole roasted hazelnut, delicate crisps and layers of rich, creamy chocolate, theyre twice the size of the kisses chocolates you love. Say more with kisses deluxe. doorbell rings sighs hi. Frank milbauer, bens dad. Oh, hey. Mike baxter. Come on in. Thats my wife vanessa. Hi. Hi. chuckles hi. Listen, uh, your son came by and apologized, so were all good. No need for you to apologize. However, if there was a 6pack of, uh, pale ale on the doorstep, i wouldnt throw it away. How does it feel to bully a 13yearold boy . sighs i dont think were getting that pale ale. You scared the hell out of my son. Well, he was trespassing, uh, frank. Yeah, well, he was playing a harmless prank, and you became rambo. Well, you shouldnt pull a prank on rambo. chuckles chuckles uh, whatwhat my husband is trying to say is your son was on our property. And while he was on your property, he sprained his wrist. gasps and we had to get an xray for it, and it cost us 300. Wow. Yeah, were were very sorry about that. Were sorry about that. sighs yeah. I want you to pay for the hospital bill. Not that sorry. inhales deeply yeah. Fine. Ill see you in court. Oh, come on, frank. Oh, come on. Listen, look my husband will kick your ass first there you are. Ive been waiting for, like, 20 minutes, and i texted you a lot of frowny faces. I know. I know. Im sorry. Im just looking over my quiz score. chuckles so this is college, huh . chuckles its sort of exactly like high school, but the girls have let themselves go. sighs mandy, im a disaster. Oh, you havent gained any weight. Nope. All right. Come on. You ready . Lets go. No. Look. Look at my score. He gave you a go. Thats a 60. voice breaking thats the lowest score ive ever gotten in my entire life. giggles showoff. No, back in high school, i was that annoying girl who had all of the answers, and now im that clueless girl who puts her head down and prays that she doesnt get called on. Kristin, i have a really good trick for that, okay . Say you have bad cramps. No teacher wants to touch that. I think im gonna quit. No. Come on. Why . grunts because ive been out of the game for three years, and everyone is smarter and faster than me. Look, im not the worlds greatest student. Did somebody accuse you of that . But theres a lot more to me than just school, like how i can look at what someones wearing and tell you why it does or doesnt work or how i make old people smile. Mandy, i know youre trying to help, but i want to be a doctor. Yeah, and you know what doctors do . They listen and theyre compassionate, and youre like that every single day with boyd. Yeah, well, thats very sweet, but boyd is not gonna help me pass organic chemistry. Oh, please ohh youre such a nerd. Seriously, youre gonna catch up and pass everybody. Just thinking about it makes me sick. lowered voice thank you. Now lets go. Come on. Ugh. Okay. Whered you park . Oh, right out front. Left the car with the vale no, mandy. There is no valet. Theres no valet run hey, fellas. Goodlookin fin. Mike baxter here for outdoor man. Today i want to talk about accountability and a fishhook. What do i mean . Most people look at a fishhook and they go, oh, ill put a little fishin line on there and go fishin, but it must be confusing to some other people, cause they put a warning label on a bag of fishhooks do not swallow. Really . You gotta be told not to swallow these things . Thats a warning . Thats the warning for these things. They should read that. What kind of person swallows one of these . And mistakes it for what, a garnish . Instead of going to the emergency room, tail between your legs. Sorry, i got into the cookin sherry, and i thought it was a cherry tomato. No you morons wont take responsibility. You want to sue the manufacturer of the fishhook . take some responsibility. You do something stupid, its your fault. And you know what . If youre that kind of guy that cant figure out whether you should eat this or hook with it, dont come to outdoor man, cause we got all sorts of stuff we dont want you putting in your mouth around here. The rest of you, stop down. Were having a big sale on shotguns. Great job, mr. B. Yeah, thanks. I didnt know you could sue over Little Things like that. Its a litigious society, kyle. You sue over anything slippin on the sidewalk, fallin off a ladder. I fell off a ladder. Okay. Thats just about enough of that subject. chuckles how about that madonna . Cashe sing or what, huh . It was probably my fault, though. Doesnt matter in todays world whose fault it is, right, ed . sighs uh, listen, mike, were talking about madonna here, all right . Havehave you seen her arms . Looks like the worlds strongest bird. rock music playing hey, you know, youre right. The live version is totally better. Yeah. door closes in distance did you just hear the door shut . What . footsteps approach music stops she said, did you just hear the door shut . Music the lord says, come to me all you who are weary and find life burdensome, and i will give you rest. Join us for the majesty of the catholic mass here sunday mornings at 8 30. For more information visit mysundaymass. Org this would be a great time for an explanation. Youre home early. Thats not an explanation. You remember ben. chuckles hey. Yeah. Yeah, iid shake your hand, but i sprained my wrist. Yeah. Might be a good time for you to go home. Yes, sir. whispers bye. Why did you lie to me . How did i lie . You said you didnt know him. I. Forgot . crash ben and there goes the other wrist ohh sighs i dont know why you have to get so mad, dad. We didnt do anything. Im not mad about that. Im glad you didnt do anything, but you know that kid. You lied to me. Iim sorry, okay . No, its not okay. You stood in this house, and you said you didnt know him. Why did you lie to me . I dont know. Does nobody your age know why they do anything . Youre not gonna like my answer. chuckles try me. I dont know. Yeah, well, thats too bad. So whats my punishment . dull voice i dont know. Thats it . What am i gonna do so i can feel the same way about you as i did before i came in this house . You wanted to see me, sir . Oh, please, please. You call me sir, i look around for my father. chuckles my name is edward, but you can call me ed. But ive never called you ed. chuckles go on. Have a seat. Have a seat. No, have my seat. There you go. Oh, this is nice. Yeah. Huh . You like it, huh . Have a cigar. Come on. Come on, huh . Have that. There you go. All right. Thank you. Okay. clears throat kyle, here at outdoor man, we take care of our own, which is why im offering you three nights at the mile high inn. Its right near the airport. Huh . I do like to watch the planes take off. I know that, and you can enjoy the communal hot tub there, right . And a wide range of free cable television. Vibrating mattress. Wow. Thanks. Ed. chuckles uh, but before you go, i need you to sign this form. What is it . Oh, its nothing. Just sign. Should i read it . I wouldnt. Mr. Alzate, are you worried that im gonna sue you . coughs well. I would never do that, sir. pen clicks i think of you like family. scribbles pen clicks, paper rustles like a father. sighs kyle. sighs im feeling something i dont often feel. door closes shame. Here. Here. Enjoy the motel. Go and have some fun. Go. Thats not necessary. Please. I insist, and take my chair, too. Go ahead. Youre giving me your chair . Oh, no. Hhere. Here. keys jangling here are the keys. Go on. Youre giving me your car . In the trunk, theres a set of golf clubs. You can use those. Go ahead. I dont golf. sighs ill teach you, son. Hey. You wanted to see me . Yeah. Um, come on in. Sit down, okay, eve . sighs listen, im just gonna ask you one more time why you lied to me, and i dont know thats not an answer. Because ben was the ding dong ditcher, and you would have hated him. Wow. Well, youre probably right, too. That was just his signal that he wanted to see me. Why didnt he just throw pebbles against your window . Uh, he doesnt have the arm. sighs that kid is a disappointment on many levels. Then i didnt come clean because. I know im your favorite. Ii wanted to be the person you thought i was. I have three girls. I. loudly i dont have any favorites. lowered voice youre still my favorite. Are we okay . Theres still a punishment involved, though. What . I want you to pay for his hospital bill. Thats 300, and he got hurt because of your air horn. All right. Well go halves, counselor. Is that fair . That sounds fair. It is. cause youre my favorite. And you know what . You want to play a prank on somebody, ask the master, you know . Well get a paper bag and some matches, take the dog, but first we feed him Something Real greasy. Chomp, chomp. makes tooting and whooshing sounds listerine® total care strengthens teeth, after brushing, helps prevent cavities and restores tooth enamel. Its an easy way to give listerine® total care to the total family. Listerine® total care. One bottle, six benefits. Power to your mouth™. Because it knew an ordinary wastissue was near. Ar. The fiery tissue left her nose sore and red. So dad slayed the problem with puffs plus lotion, instead. Puffs have pillowy softness for dakotas tender nose. With lotion to comfort and soothe when she blows. Dont get burned by ordinary tissues. A nose in need deserves puffs, indeed. 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