Thanks, man, im glad you love it. I do too. Stephen im sorry, are those the lyrics . Yeah. Stephen do you mind if i . Sure. Stephen doobyshoobe, doo be, doobe, shoobedoodoo. Beshoobedoobedoo, doobe. Shoobebedoo. Bedoo, yeah. Stephen youre a bleep genius. Doobyshoobe, doobe, doobe, shoobedoodoo tonight,stephen welcomes Anthony Anderson eugene levy and Catherine Ohara and a musical performance by coldplay. Featuring jon batiste and stay human. And now its time for the late show with Stephen Colbert captioning sponsored by cbs band playing cheers and applause stephen hey hey jon yeah stephen you touched me. You touched me. Thank you. Stephen you touched me. Chris martin, everybody chris, thank you so much, man. Unbelievable. So beautiful. Chris, that is that guy, he just took that thing thank you. Thanks, everybody. cheers jon yeah stephen thanks, everybody, thank you very much. Thanks, man. He just took that thing to another level. Jon man. Stephen another level. Theres genius, and then theres chris martin. Thats unbelievable. Welcome to the late show, everybody. Im Stephen Colbert. How lucky am i . I just got to hang out with chris martin. cheers and applause i love my job, you know, but like most of you, sometimes it can feel like a grind. But every once in a while, the heavens open up and everything just clicks. And im guessing thats what it felt like for a doctor on sunday, who treated a woman that came in with a shark on her arm. laughter heres why its great for the doctor. It doesnt exactly take dr. House to figure out whats wrong here. What do you think, doc . Well, my diagnosis i guess you have a case of shark on your arm. Im going to write you a prescription for take the shark off your arm. thatll be 500. Oh, and im sorry, the shark is out of network. Speaking of things that bite donald trump. cheers and applause how far did i get in . How far did i get . I got 90 seconds, 90 seconds. Evidently, donald trump does better in online polls than in phone polls because voters are reluctant to admit to another person that they support him. Lets test it out. How many supporters of donald trump do we have here tonight . light applause okay, youre all liars. So donald trump seems unstoppable, like the tide, or a fuel truck careening toward a preschool. But that doesnt mean laughter tragic and spectacular. laughter but that doesnt mean folks havent stopped trying to stop him. Over the weekend, president obama gave the commencement speech at rutgers, and took a, took a little swipe at trump. Class of 2016, let me be as clear as i can be. In politics and in life, ignorance is not a virtue. laughter applause stephen true. Its true. Its absolutely true. Ignorance is not a virtue. Ignorance is bliss, and if trump wins, were looking at a very blissful four years ahead of us. Of course, donald does not let anything go, other than aging women. So applause jon oh stephen he cheers and applause i have no idea what that means. I just read whats in the thing. So he immediately responded to the president on twitter, saying this is a primary reason that president obama is the worst president in u. S. History. Well, at least until after the election. laughter and i applaud donald trump for having the courage to stand up for ignorance. After all, america was founded on ignorance. Christopher columbus went to his grave, believing he discovered a route to india. And did not Yankee Doodle famously put a feather in his cap and call it macaroni . Its not macaroni. Its a cap. Thats just stupid. Meanwhile, over in britain, theyre deciding right now whether or not to stay in the european union. Theyre going to have a vote on it. And in an effort to reach young voters, british Prime MinisterDavid Cameron has joined tinder. laughter its true, its true. Of course, a lot of peoples tinder profiles claim theyre the Prime Minister of england. laughter this one is true. Tinders a little different in england. I think they swipe the other way, and they add an extra u when they type u up . laughter jon laughs stephen have you been to england . Jon whats that . Stephen have you been to england . Jon yeah, ive been over there. Stephen do you like it over there . Jon ive been over there a few times. Stephen are you doing any travelling . Are you going to england this summer . Jon no, im not going this summer. Stephen anybody traveling this summer . Anybody . cheers and applause no, youre not, because thousands of passengers are missing their flights right now, due to Airport Security lines that last for hours. Travelers are weary, angry, dirty, sleeping in chairs. Basically, americas airports have become americas bus stations. Just take a look at this video a passenger took of the line to get through security at chicagos midway airport. Okay, heres the start. Lets see how long this thing is. Heres the security line. Oh, guess what . Its just getting started. Yep, still in line. Yep. Are you bleep kidding me, t. S. A. . What the bleep . laughter applause stephen its an understandable feeling. Its an understandable feeling. That line is so long, by the time that baby got through, he looked like this. laughter applause cheers his first words what the bleep , t. S. A. applause laughter to chill out the stressed passengers, some airports have resorted to bringing in miniature therapy horses and even clowns. The therapy horses, of course, are there to comfort you after youve seen the clowns. Obviously, thats a welcome sight. Obviously, there are a lot of stranded passengers out there, so to anyone watching this at the airport right now, id like to help you through this difficult time. Its time for Stephen Colberts just the tip Summer Travel edition. cheers and applause people love just the tip. The people love just the tip. All right. Tip one accept that you live in the airport now. Help is not coming, because it cant get through the security line, all right . Stip two, step two tip two laughter tip two sustenance is the key to survival. Remember, one cinnabon contains enough calories for an entire week, plus it doubles as a pillow. laughter and a wife. laughter just just just let it just let it cool down first, okay. Tip three commandeer a position near an electrical outlet. He who controls the charging station is lord of terminal c cheers and applause bow before me applause tip four its time for a show of force. Roll a baggage cart through the glass wall of the Admirals Club and proclaim, i am the admiral now. Prepare to be boarded. applause tip finally if by some miracle, you do reach the front of the security line, request the pat down, just to feel something. Now, lets feel our friends jon batiste and stay human, everybody. band playing jon hey cheers and applause stephen oh, oh, my goodness. Hey, did you all see captain America Civil War . Have you seen that movie yet . I saw the civil war. And i liked it. A little too long, but then again, so was the real civil war. But i could not help but notice when i watched it, sitting there in the theater, absolutely thrilled by the movie so many of the characters seemed to have something in common ironman. Antman. Spiderman. Black panther. Man. The marvel cinematic universe is kind of a sausagefest. And ive got to say, all that spandex really showcases the sausage. And its no accident. In fact, it was just reported that iron man 3s villain, aldritch killian, was supposed to be a woman originally. But according to the writer of iron man 3, we were given a noholdsbarred memo saying that cannot stand. This is shocking. Iron man 3 had a writer . laughter applause and you wont i thought they just blew stuff up. And you wont believe why they had to change her into a he. Evidently, marvel decided the toy wouldnt sell as well if its a female. audience booing oh, come on, come on, it makes sense girls dont play with dolls. This is so disappointing. Back in the 80s, we werent so hung up on the gender of our hollywood action figures. I collected hannah, and her sisters. I mean, everyone had meryl streep from sophies choice. I really struggled with whether to open that one and play with it or keep it in the box. It was a real. Quandary. But i dont want to single out iron man 3, because its hardly the only film that was written with a female villain only to have it cynically genderswapped at the last minute. Take darth vader. He was first written as darlene vader, its true, a talented, powerful woman who struggled to balance her imperial ambitions with raising her rebellious twins. Or doctor doom why does he have to be a man . Are you saying a woman cant be a doctor . Or, be an evil technosorceror . They had better fix this in the next fantastic four movie. And, there better not be another fantastic four movie. cheers and applause well be right back with Anthony Anderson. Nexium 24 hour introduces new, easytoswallow tablets. So now, there are more ways, for more people. To experience. Complete protection from frequent heartburn. Nexium 24hr. The easytoswallow tablet is here. Nice to meet you welcome, welcome today im going to show you the allnew 2016 chevy cruze and ask you what you think. But heres the catch. You can only answer in emojis. What emoji would you use to describe the design . Sfx message sent i think its sexy. Mmmmmm it has available builtin 4g lte wifi® sfx message sent rock on. Thats excellent. We got wifi. The cruze offers up to an epa estimated 42 mpg highway. Sfx message sent this car is like a unicorn. 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He now stars in blackish on abc. Please welcome Anthony Anderson cheers and applause band playing hey, man, the band is great give it up for the band cheers and applause uhhuh. Roy ayers, 1976. Ubiquity album. My life, my life. Jon oh, yeah i know music, brother, i know music. Jon yeah, it is all right stephen thats a deep cut. Thats a deep cut. Yes, sir. Stephen thanks for being here, and congratulations. Blackish has won a peabody award. Yes, sir, yes, sir. Stephen thats fantastic. cheers and applause thank you, thank you guys. Stephen thats the best. Peabodys are the best. Theyre better than any other award. Yeah, how many do you have . I just need to know how many more i need to get. Stephen i have four. Okay. cheers and applause stephen thank you for asking, though. It was going to be embarrassing for me to say that without you asking. Thanks for asking. Thats why i did it, i led in, just the so people out there can know what you do. I have two. Stephen you have two . I have two. cheers and applause stephen thats very nice. Thats not easy. Thats not easy. Its kind of embarrassing me to throw out that i have two, without asking you that question. All right. Stephen thats true. How many grammys now . 62. Stephen okay, great. No. Stephen well, i had Laurence Fishburne on the show a couple of months ago and i asked him a question id like to throw at you, okay . What is the difference between black and blackish . Oooh, mmm. The hue of the persons skin. Stephen really . Not as black . Not as black. Stephen you have to be black to be blackish. You have to be black to be blackish. But you stephen thats not what laurence said. Laurence said i had a possibility of being blackish. I had a shot at blackishness. You had a shot . Stephen i had a shot. Well, with a band like that, you are all the way black, brother. laughter cheers and applause stephen thats what i said. I think thats why. I think he kind of said the same thing, that i was getting a bit of a contact black. Yeah, yeah, contact black. Like a contact high, contact black. Stephen i understand. You can roll through the hood because of your band. Stephen really . Yes, sir. Stephen i should carry i should maybe carry a picture with me, of my this is my band its all cool its all cool laughter and youll get a pass. Stephen i have heard that you said that blackish pulls back the veil on being black for america. Yeah, some people would say you know, it comes from our community. Its like, yo, man, you showing too much. And were like, no, man, were giving them a peek into our world and our life and whats going on. Stephen really, people actually say to you, you show too much of being black . Yeah, yeah, its like like we did an episode, the nod, you know . Stephen what is the nod . The nod. Have you ever watched your band and they come in at each other and they see black people and they just like. Thats the nod. Stephen thats the nod . Is that true, jon . See, there you go. See, see . There you go. Stephen now, if i do that what does that mean . You would never do that. laughter stephen what if i was holding a picture of my band . Holing a picture of your band, youre like okay, youre cool. Stephen all right, yeah. Is that like motorcycle drivers that kind of give themselves this when they drive down, they say hi to each other, or the jeep wave . Yeah, the jeep wave. Stephen what about a black guy in a jeep . Can he wave and nod at the same time . Oh, youre getting complicated. Stephen okay, sorry. Youre getting complicated. Stephen ill just keep it simple. Yeah, but see, but, but the nod came about, kenya barris, who is my partner in this venture, who created our show he was walking across the studio lot one day with a bunch of white executives and, you know, he would pass, you know, a brother and, you know, just. Acknowledge the brother and the brother acknowledged him, and a few brothers walked by. And then some white guys walked by and the white guys didnt do anything to acknowledge the white guys. And so they turned to kenya and they were like, man, you know all those brothers . And he was like, nah, i have no idea who they are, but its just the universal way of saying hello to another brother when you pass him on the street. Stephen thats very pleasant. Yeah laughter applause no, yes stephen now, im guessing im guessing the phrase thats very pleasant is not blackish. Whooo, far from it, brother. Stephen im going to guess far from it. Somebody just took a picture of your band and ripped it up in your face. laughter stephen okay, we have a clip of blackish, a clip of blackish from this season. This is an upcoming clip, i think. Okay. Stephen this is actually, this is an homage you guys have done to good times. Yes. Stephen okay, lets take a look at it, and i want to talk about it afterwards. Okay, cool. Stephen jim . Daddy, im pregnant. Oh, thelma im going to need more red paint. White jesus, white jesus, why have you forsaken me . How did this happen . More importantly, where did this happen . Because there is clearly only one bed in here, that we all sleep in. Okay, everything is going to be fine. Boy, do you have the slightest idea what it means to have a child . Did you even consider the cost . The diapers, the formula, the medical shots well skip the shots. We skipped the shots with j. J. Well need the shots. laughter applause stephen does blackish owe a debt to good times . Yeah, because good times was black, unapologetically black. No, its a show that, you know, i grew up on watching. Stephen me, too. Really . Stephen yeah. Who was your favorite character . Stephen it was j. J. , of course, dineomite, the dineo mite kid. The dineomite kid. Stephen thats exactly right. Thats what you used to call him, growing up . Stephen dino yeah, he was, he was the dineo mite kid. The dineomite kid . I didnt know that. laughter stephen yeah, dineomite. Let me hear you say dineo mite. Do dineomite, like j. J. Stephen okay aha, i need a bigger mouth. laughter dineomite hold on, wait a minute what do you mean, you need a bigger mouth, stephen . What are you saying about jimmy j. J. Walker . laughter stephen he had a large mouth. He has a large mouth. Oh, yeah, oh my god. You could drive a Freight Train through that. Stephen ill give you a j. J. Walker. Ill give you a j. J. Walker j. J. , where did you get that . I found it. That was one of his that was one of his recurring punchlines. I wanted you to do this. Thats what i want. Dineomite. Stephen dineomite. There you go there you go he got it black on that he got it black on that cheers and applause stephen its true, its true. Now you are strutting around like a peacock. Hey stephen i dont remember that norman lear did not write that line. laughter hey, the first lady has said its her favorite show, black ish. Yes, yeah. Stephen congratulations. Thank you. Stephen and the president said he watches that show and goes, thats our family. Yeah, yeah. Stephen how does that feel . It must feel tremendous. It feels great, man. It feels great to have our show resonate with the people the way that it does, and especially the first family. And to be invited to the white house for the last few years and to have them say, your show is incredible. We love it. This is what we watch. Stephen did you hang out at all . Yeah, i get to hang out. I get to hang out. I get to, you know. Stephen have you ever given the president one of these . laughter cheers and applause the president good. Thats good. Stephen thanks. I did, because the president gave it to me first. Stephen what . Yes, yes. Stephen thats fantastic yes. Stephen thats fantastic. Did you ever shoot anything with him . Dont ask him to do a second take. Oh really . Stephen no. Hes a very busy man. Hes a busy man, and he nails it on the first take. Stephen oh, absolutely. Yeah, he has a great sense of humor and a great sense of comedic timing. Stephen yeah, its kind of upsetting, almost. Yeah, it is. Here we are, we trained for this our entire lives. And this man stephen and he nails it on the first take, unbelievable. I didnt expect to ever have a president that was cooler than me. laughter well, ill be honest, i didnt ever expect to have a black president. applause you know . cheers and applause but we got him. Stephen yeah. We got him. Stephen less than a year, though. Less than a year, though, yeah. Yeah, thats unfortunate. Stephen enjoy him while you can. I wish he could run for another eighyears. Ill be honest. Right . cheers and applause stephen he, at the end at the end of his eight years now, some people and you can tell me, you being blackish have said he is embracing his blackness more. For instance, his speech at howard university. Yeah, my alma mater. Stephen oh, you went to howard, right. Yeah. Stephen what did you think of his recent speech, his commencement speech there . I loved the speech. I was a little upset at myself that, you know, i dropped out of school, like, 12 years too early for him to be there and to give the commencement speech. But i thought it was great, you know, to watch him standing there at the podium and give the commencement speech. It just brought back so many memories of me being on the yard and on campus there. Stephen well, congratulations on the peabody. Congratulations on the finale of blackish tomorrow. Thank you. Stephen and thanks for stopping by. Hey, thanks for having me. cheers and applause stephen the season two finale of blackish, tomorrow on abc. Anthony anderson, everybody, well be right back. This is my body of proof. Proof of less joint pain and clearer skin. This is my body of proof that i can fight Psoriatic Arthritis with humira. Humira works by targeting and helping to block a specific source of inflammation that contributes to both joint and skin symptoms. Its proven to help relieve pain, stop further joint damage, and clear skin in many adults. Humira is the number 1 prescribed biologic for Psoriatic Arthritis. Humira can lower your ability to fight infections, including tuberculosis. Serious, sometimes fatal infections and cancers, including lymphoma, have happened, as have blood, liver, and nervous system problems, serious allergic reactions, and new or worsening heart failure. Before treatment, get tested for tb. 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A bunch of pineapple cause hey its summe bananas and berries cause the letter b rock. A little bit of yogurt . Sure why not . The fun never stops how many ways can you snap, crackle, pop . band playing cheers and applause stephen welcome back, everybody. My next guests are comedy legends and current stars of the hit show Schitts Creek. Yeah, its called being courteous, honey. You know, the bloomfield kids used to throw their parents an Anniversary Party every year. Mhhmm, yeah, if were truth telling, the bloomfields are always a little too friendly with one another. I just dont understand what kind of family skinnydips together. John, are you ready . Yes, sweetheart. Happy anniversary congratulations on your ongoing love for one another. You did it. Okay, kids. Thats enough. You sound like the incestuous bloomfields. Have a blessed day. Stephen please welcome eugene levy and Catherine Ohara. band playing applause applause wow. Wow. Stephen standing ovation. Not everybody gets a standing ovation out here. Wow thats very kind. Youre very encouraging. We just spent 20 minutes chatting with chris martin backstage, so our night is done. Stephen kind of adorable, isnt he . Hes a doll. Stephen yeah, yeah, that kids going places. I think so stephen i am, kind of at a loss for words, to have the two of you out here, because i am starstrucand comedystruck, because the two of you are two of my deepest, most sincere comedy heroes. Wow cheers and applause stephen i started in cheers and applause i started in honest to god. Im not exactly sure. Im nervous to interview because i dont want to screw it up. I started in chicago at the second city and your pictures were on the wall there at second city. You guys were second city toronto. Toronto second city. Yeah, toronto. cheers and applause toronto second city. Yes, we started toronto started in 1973. You guys, of course, started in 1959. Stephen yeah. Your cast. We didnt really see a chicago second city show till it was, like, mid70s when we saw our First Chicago show, and there was, we noticed a big difference. Stephen what was the difference . Well, the thing was, you know, you guys kind of, you know you would do scenes that were kind of longer i say you. You werent around back in the mid70s. But i mean, back then they were doing nice and long scenes, relationship scenes, character arcs, beautiful scenes. I wasnt i and i thought, well, how can they do a scene this long, kind of with very few laughs, and yet the scene laughter the scene was working. They were beautiful scenes. Stephen yeah. You guys were kind of encompassing the spirit of mike nichols and elaine may. In toronto we were encompassing the spirit of the three stooges. We we, you know stephen im okay im okay with that, too. Honestly. If we went 15 seconds without a laugh, unlike tonight laughter weve gotten used to it now. Stephen did you panic . Something was wrong. Stephen did you guys meet each other right away . Were you drawn to each other right away . Because at second city, like, youd end up in chicago you would end up sort of having buddies that you would work with for the rest of your life. Paul donnello was one of my first buddies. He still works with me now. Weve worked together almost 30 years now. cheers and applause and, are you were you buddies back then, too . No, we were Late Bloomers getting together. Not until after second city. Even in sctv, we didnt do a lot of couples. On stage, eugene used to do lovely, long chicagostyle, long relationship scenes with andrea martin. Andrea martin. Originally it was gilda radner, we started, because we were in the same applause the late great gilda radner. And so we did scenes together. We did scenes where she did characters that eventually became characters she did on s. N. L. But back then they had different names, but nevertheless just as funny. Stephen well, here is a photo from 1981 from sctv, on the cover of tv guide. There you are and there you are right there. applause all i can see is that were nervous. Stephen really . You look nervous in this photo . Well, we did the show for so long without anyone noticing it, and then suddenly, i guess we went to nbc and we were doing some press, and strangers would talk to us about it. But whenever we did p. R. , like at the beginning of the show we had to pose dada dadadadaa wed pose and wed all be off stage with each other making fun you think you look good just so stephen well, the show made fun of show business, so it must have been hard to take show business seriously, to even sell the show. Well, the great thing about sctv, it was really the inmates running the asylum. I mean, you know, we we stephen is there a famou is there a scene, for the the young ones out there who may not know sctv, is there something you go, like, go watch this. This is the thing i would want you to see first, from sctv. Oh, lola heatherton. I mean, yeah, lola heatherton. Stephen sure, yeah. We did cheap vegas characters. We did some fun game shows, and highq. , that was fun, you know, bad students on a on an academic show, you know, which everyone was theyre the most fun to do. You see them all the time on saturday night live. You see them everywhere. Everyone loves bad game shows where no one has the right answer. Stephen right, right, right. Alex trebell. Alex trebell, yes. Which was alex trebek i was actually doing. Stephen cleverly disguised, cleverly disguised. Cleverly disguised, like a guy that used to drive a garbage truck that i worked on working my way through university, who constantly drank a warm bottle of beer all day in the cab of the garbage truck wrapped in a brown paper bag. Nobody knew it was liquor in that bag. laughter it was as cleverly disguised as that. laughter we we we had to change the names back then. We couldnt use the real names. Stephen really . Is it canadian libel laws or something . Because you guys are canadian, right . Well, i think yes, we are, but stephen are you still canadian, by the way . Im both. cheers and applause stephen yeah . Im dual. laughs well, im fluid. Stephen youre fluid. Citizenshipwise. Stephen its on a continuum now. Its a continuum now. Its all your choice. Im canadian, katherine is bi. applause yes i am. laughter i i am i am 100 canadian. cheers and applause stephen id like to learn a little bit more about canada when we come back and a little bit more about Schitts Creek. We have to take a break. Well be right back with more Catherine Ohara and eugene levy. cheers and applause band playing at red lobsters create your own seafood trios you can try something new with every bite. Pick 3 of 9 allnew creations for 15. 99. Like baked lobster alfredo chimichurri shrimp and crab cakes bursting with crab meat. Just hurry in before it ends. 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Thats right. laughter a chain of video stores, second largest in north america. So they lose and they bought a town when they had money stephen like you do. As a joke. As a jokegift for their son. Which i gave to my 16year old son as a birthday present. And the reason we bought it as a joke was because the town was called Schitts Creek. And now that theyve lost everything, the only place they can actually afford to live is Schitts Creek. laughter that is the premise of the show. And its really about a family, this wealthy family, who never really functioned as a family when they had money, learning to function in two adjoining rooms in a Schitts Creek motel. We raised our kids in captivity. Very, very wealthy captivity. Now, theyre learning to survive in the wild, the real world. We had a scene the other day where annie murphy, who plays our daughter, was helping to change sheets for the first time in her life and she said, is there another sheet exactly like this one . And he said, why do you ask . Because on the label it says twin. laughter never seen it before. Stephen thats nice. Its a reasonable question. It is. Stephen now, did you raise your do each of you have children . Yes, i do. You do . Yeah, ive got oh, dan levy stephen you have your son danny. My son, yes, my son dan and i created the show and were producing the show, and my daughter sarah is also on the show, playing twyla, the waitress. And dan, my son, plays my son on the show. And thats a whole other thing to talk about. applause stephen i got one other thing i want to go over with you. Another thing that every loves you from, that i certainly love you from, is the work youve done in Christopher Guest movies waiting for guffman. cheers and applause best in show. And a mighty wind. A mighty wind. What is it like do you enjoy improvising your lines more than doing written material . Well, its a different way to go. Yeah. I mean, an improvised movie, like these movies, where we kind of have a written outline but we dont write the dialogue, is a very, very fun way to shoot a movie because you just dont know whats going to happen in front of the camera. We dont have any rehearsals. So its always fun to improvise, and you always use, kind of, improvisation in in a scripted show. You always you always have that in the back of your mind. Stephen are you improvising in Schitts Creek . Im improvising right now. laughs applause stephen really . Yeah. We all are. Stephen because im just reading everything all of here. I Read Everything off of that, right there. Oh, i wish i had that. We do a little improvising in Schitts Creek. Stephen does it always work . No. Stephen no, sometimes when youre improvising in Schitts Creek, and it doesnt work, you find yourself just up bleep creek. Well, most people in Schitts Creek find themselves improvising just about every day on the street. Thats just the way it is in Schitts Creek. Stephen well, Schitts Creek airs wednesdays on pop tv. Eugene levy, Catherine Ohara yes . Im sorry, and on amazon prime if you want to binge the first and second seasons. And in canada, on cbc. Stephen really . cheers and applause yeah. Stephen we always ship a few in when we have canadian guests. Eugene, catherine, thank you so much for being here. Its been an honor to have you. Catherine ohara, eugene levy, thank you very much. Well be right back. cheers and applause matter . Youd do that for me . Really . Yeah id like that. Who are you talking to . Uh, its jake from state farm. Sounds like a really good deal. Jake from state farm, at three in the morning . Who is this . Its jake from state farm. What are you wearing jake from state farm . Uh, khakis. She sounds hideous. Well, shes a guy so. Another reason more people stay with state farm. Get to a better state. Choose any two mcdonaldsing classics for five bucks. 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Stephen here performing hymn for the weekend from their album a head full of dreams, ladies and gentlemen, coldplay cheers and applause oh, angels sent from up above you know you make my world light up when i was down, when i was hurt you came to lift me up life is a drink, and loves a drug oh now i think i must be miles up when i was hurt, withered, dried up you came to rain a flood so drink from me, drink from me when i was so thirsty were on a symphony now i just cant get enough put your wings on me, wings on me when i was so heavy were on a symphony when im lower, lower, lower, low ahohahohah got me feeling drunk and high so high, so high so high ohahohahohah im feeling drunk and high so high, so high so high wooo oh, angels sent from up above i feel it coursing through my blood life is a drink, your loves about to make the stars come out put your wings on me, wings on me when i was so heavy were on a symphony when im lower, lower, lower, low ahohahohah got me feeling drunk and high so high, so high so high ohahohahohah im feeling drunk and high so high, so high so high ahohahohah im feeling drunk and high so high, so high so high ahohahohah im feeling drunk and high so high, so high then well shoot across the sky across the sky then well shoot across the thank you, everybody. cheers and applause stephen coldplays north american tour kicks off july 16. Coldplay, everybody well be right back. ,,,,,,,,, stephen good night. Captioning sponsored by cbs captioned by Media Access Group at wgbh access. Wgbh. Org reggie are you ready to have some fun and eat some cabbage and rice tonight would you like some sausage and bacon its the late, late show ladies and gentlemen, all the way from palm springs, california, give it up for your