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Announcer its the late show with Stephen Colbert tonight stephen welcomes Allison Janney, Anthony Weiner and ryan adams featuring jon batiste and stay human and now live from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, its time for the 2016 Democratic National convention death, taxes, hillary cheers and applause stephen hey, everybody hey death, taxes and hillary hey, everybody audience chanting hi, everybody cheers and applause nice being here. Welcome to the late show, everybody cheers and applause thats nice thanks whats going on . cheers and applause beautiful. Thank you, everybody thanks so much welcome to the late show im Stephen Colbert thank you so much, everybody thank you so much for being here at our Shadow Convention in new york city. Just moments ago in philadelphia, Bernie Sanders endorsed Hillary Clinton. It was an impassioned speech, but disappointed many supporters. I havent seen that many crying women since bernie opened for the beatles. laughter on the stage, actually. Jon it was right here. Right here. Stephen right now, we are live on night one of the Democratic National convention cheers and applause stephen yeah, live live also known as Hillary Clinton and the terrible, horrible, no good, very bad day. laughter because on friday, wikileaks released emails proving that the Democratic National committee was conspiring against Bernie Sanders. In an unprecedented show of bias, the democrats threw their weight behind the registered democrat. Its not fair. laughter its like sams club refusing to take your blockbuster card. I dont understand. In one leaked email, a d. N. C. Staffer suggests attacking sanders faith, wondering. Can we get someone to ask his belief . Does he believe in a god. He had skated on saying he has a jewish heritage. I think i read he is an atheist. This could make several points difference with my peeps. laughter of course, peeps are very religious. laughter those little marshmallow chicks never miss an easter sunday. laughter now, some of the emails are less 19,000 emails were released. Some are less damning, such as this one with the subject line tiny suggestion that reads and this is true eat my butt. laughter cheers and applause stephen hey, hey. Hey, who hasnt argued over office email about where to get lunch . laughter the response was an allcaps rebuke, clayton its clayton the ol office eat my butt guy sure, its vulgar, disgusting, and crude, but its the first evidence that the democrats can take on donald trump. laughter cheers and applause bernies supporters have long accused the d. N. C. And their chairwoman Debbie Wasserman schultz of prohillary bias, and now that these emails have been leaked, Wasserman Schultz is in deep. Uh, whats the word . Doo doo. Stephen thank you. That has left a bad taste in peoples mouths. And heres how much the democrats dont get it. Yesterday, Wasserman Schultz said she plans to step down at the end of the convention. What . Thats like people finding out that theres a turd in the punch bowl and telling them, dont worry, were getting rid of the turd as soon as the partys over. Until then, drink up i promise were talking of, at most, four days of turd punch. Enjoy yourself. laughter there were some rough feelings when the day began. By early evening, things had seemed to calm down and then bernie supporter Sarah Silverman and hillary supporter al franken took the stage, and silverman got a little tired of the crowd. To the bernie or bust people youre being ridiculous. audience roars stephen wow. Its rare when the comedian heckles the audience. laughter i love sarah. Im glad sarah said something. Bernie supporters are known to respond positively to strong, independent women. laughter applause shout out to my bros jon hey stephen there were a lot of great speeches tonight, but leave it to Michelle Obama to truly unify the democrats. cheers and applause jon incredible speech. Stephen with tonights speech, she convinced everyone in that arena that it was finally time to elect, as president of the united states, former first lady Michelle Obama. cheers and applause she was structural damage to that place, they were cheering so hard. It was a very personal speech talking about her life, life of her husband and what the goals of the last eight years were and made a moving case for what her husbands time in the white house has meant to the children of america. Not just to our girls, but the children across this country. Kids who tell us, i saw you on tv, i wrote a report on you for school. Kids like the little black boy who looked up at my husband, his eyes wide with hope and he wondered, is my hair like yours . laughter stephen the only boy whos ever said that about donald trump is hermey the elf who wanted to be a dentist. laughter cheers and applause anyway, michelles speech was so good, i want to hear it again. When is melanias next speech . cheers and applause stick around. Well be right back, with my special visit to the democratic convention. Its like they were hungry for power well be right back cheers and applause introducing tmobiles most epic deal ever get a free Samsung Galaxy for everyone in the family. Thats right, free and get 4 lines for just 30 bucks a line. Dont miss this epic deal. Which one of theseing awards appeals most to you . The top safety pick midsize car and suv. Most dependable. Means a lot to me. The green car because i like fuel efficiency. What if there was a car company that received all of these awards. 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No one treats my mom like this cheers and applause stephen welcome back. Welcome back, everybody thank you so much thank you, jon cheers and applause welcome back, folks welcome back to our live coverage if we can call it that, of the Democratic National convention. Why not . Nobodys going to sue me. All right. Today, the Democratic National convention launched with infighting over those leaked emails and the resignation of Debbie Wasserman schultz. I dont know why there was more of that today. Why didnt they deal with all that yesterday . Well, might have been my fault. laughter truth be told, yesterday i went down to philly to bask in the coming conflict. Its a bloodsport. Its like the hunger games. No, its worse. Its audience hungry for power games stephen caligula, we have arrived at the Democratic National convention. Finally, a chance for Hillary Clinton to prove to the bernie delegates that she is not a puppet of the big banks. And what better place than the Wells Fargo Arena oooh, delicious, lets go stephen i feel like im descending into the lower intestinal tract of the Democratic Party right now, where all of their ideals will eventually be excreted in the form of a viable candidacy. Haha, it paints a picture here at the d. N. C. , all lifestyles are welcome, be it gay, straight, or pain in the ass. laughter this is one of the concession stands, so youll never find Bernie Sanders here haha, word play here we are at the allgender bathroom. Be you female, male, or whatever these symbols are. I dont know, but they certainly are happy to see me. laughter oh yes, we have arrived. Behind me you see the podium upon which Hillary Clinton will be crowned the nominee. Oh smell that, the air is thick with bernies crushed dreams, its like a. Musk hanging in the air. Im sorry, thats caligula. Hes getting a bit gamey. Lets get him in the refrigerator, please . laughter here at the Democratic National convention, the rugs are all blue. So youll notice the carpet does match the drapes, and my pubic hair its bright blue im really quite concerned. laughter oh, the acoustics are wonderful in here lock her up, lock her up oh, theyre good oh, that really rings oh, that really rings jake, jake, you might know, have you seen chuck todd . Not today. Stephen you have not seen him . His goatee did not call my weasel back, after they got it on at the Convention Last week. Oh yes, they hooked up at the after party. Chucks goatee has a reputation. Stephen oh, its got a mind of its own. Oh lets get a preview of hillarys speech this is a sample of the font and size of the text. This is a sample of the font and size of the text. And they say shes robotic. I dont understand laughter all right, caligula, get the scent get the scent. And, go find the emails laughter the one thing left to do was the one thing the democrats really didnt want me to do mount the podium where hillary would be crowned. Podium pass. I have a podium pass, i have a podium pass, excuse me, thank you, thank you. Im just walking, im not going on, my weasel has a podium pass. Dont stop me now. You cant go on, sir. No, no. Stephen my weasel as a podium pass. Dont stop me now. There had to be more than one way to skin this cat. Im so sorry, sir. Stephen what if my weasel just went on and i didnt . Ill leave, if you just let the weasel on. Just the weasel. What could the weasel hurt . That one down there, shes the decisionmaker. Someone looked at her shes the decisionmaker. She has the power of life and death over me right now. Please . Please, i have a podium pass. You should allow me on the podium, all right . Please i beg you im someones little boy. It has always been my dream to go on the democratic podiums stage, whatever you call it. I knew it was time to bring in the big guns. Yes, Speaker Pelosi please. Hi, nancy, yes. I need some help getting on the podium. No, no, bring the kids, it will be fun. No, theyre not going to keep you off. All right, great, thanks nancy. May i call you nancy . You may call me nancy. Stephen i need you to throw some weight around. Come on Democratic National convention podium. Lets go. Thank you very much. No, mr. Colbert, youre not going on the stage. Stephen but were together. Shes with the little ones . Stephen yes. Theyre going to go. Stephen but im with her. Well all go together. Youre not going to on the stage. Stephen so close, yet so far away. Is it okay if i go on the podium . Nope. Stephen okay. Oh, say can you see by the dawns early light what so proudly we hail at the twilights last gleaming show the whose broad stripes and bright stars through the perilous fight or the ramparts we watch were so gallantly streaming and the rockets red glare the bombs bursting in air gave proof through the night that our flag was still there oh, say does that starspangled banner yet wave or the land of the free and the home of the brave stephen can i go on the podium now . Nope. Stephen resigned to my fate, i decided to go home. But first, a short cbs promo for the affiliates. Hello cbs affiliates, its julius flickerman, live from the d. N. C. All week ha ha the late show. Lets go to the podium. Itll be fun, come on. cheers and applause stephen thank you have a great week have a great week everybody God Bless America god bless freedom god bless freedom of the press god bless the Democratic National committee god bless podiums ha ha ha ha im not one to gloat, but, i won cheers and applause stephen hey yeah none of that was staged. If you want to see the entire 360 degree view of me charging the stage, go to facebook. Com colbertlateshow. Well be right back with Allison Janney. Stick around. Live. cheers and applause youve wished upon it all year, and now its finally here. The mercedesbenz summer event is back, with incredible offers on the mercedesbenz youve always longed for. But hurry, these shooting stars fly by fast. Lease the cla250 for 299 a month at your local mercedesbenz dealer. Mercedesbenz. The best or nothing. Its gonna take a bit of work oh oh work i know, i know. Just keep breathing, honey. [doctor] give meone big push, cmon. It looks good, babe, it looks good. 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Cregg. cheers and applause you get tired of people praising you for that . No, i dont. Im just tired of disappointing people when they realize i am so not c. J. Of any character i have ever played, the is the one i wish i were most like. Stephen do you not follow politics . You know, the to a point, stephen. To a point. Stephen to what point . Do you vote . I do vote. Stephen thats better than most people. But i cant Pay Attention anymore to the dialogue. The campaigns drive mea t crazy. I cant do my morning ritual. Usually i get up, have coffee, watch the morning shows. Theyre all off now. I just cant do it. I cant watch anymore. Stephen what do you replace them with, cooking channel, shark week . Its less violent. laughter what cant you watch about it . Well, i just dont like what theyre saying. I dont like the dialogue. I dont like the smoke and mirrors aspect. I dont trust anything. Stephen the smoke and mirrors is where the magic comes in laughter whats that behind your ear . Its my new political opinion laughter cheers and applause el trumpo hillary the magnificent, i will make my emails disappear laughter at least lot to politics that shouldnt scare you. You love it. You thrive on it. Stephen i do. But if its not politics, whats the thing you love most . To watch on television . Stephen yeah, exactly. Do you ever watch yourself . No stephen no . Come on you know, i hear from people that youre very good. You really should be watching yourself. I dont enjoy i enjoy the process of acting. I dont want to watch myself do it, no, no. No. As i get older, its harder to watch myself act and the nibbles and bits that are, you know stephen im sorry, im sorry, the what . The nibbles and bits. Stephen the nibbles and bits . I wanted to make sure that was a b in that word. Because this is cbs. You know the standards at cbs. You work at cbs, too. We cant say you were very close to it was grated. Stephen wow, look at the nibbles on that woman and the nooks and crannies for the butter to collect in youre describing yourself as a Thomas English muffin. I was going to do a spit take. Stephen oh, that would be fun. Great. I should have kept that for balance. Stephen for a tan . No, when i was doing the west wing, i was asked for an extra sheet of paper for the bounce. Stephen lets see how this works. This is me without any bounce, no bounce. Im beautiful. See . applause stephen what are you talking about . cheers and applause stephen i find that attractive just because i love a woman ready to eat lobster. laughter lets talk about tallulah with the great ellen page. Reunited with juno and now tallulah. Stephen shes incredible. She plays a young woman dating your son whom you havent seen in years. I play a woman whose family up and left her. Ellen page says shes me estranged sons girlfriend. I tell her to call me and then i send her away. She comes back with a baby and says its my grand child. Im weary and not trusting her but i let her into my life. Its a beautiful movie, very funny, very touching, great acting and storytelling. Im very proud of it. Stephen youre also nominated for two emmys. Good luck to both of those. Thank you. Stephen the last time you were here, we had a lot of fun together because you studied the actors play house. Neighborhood plays. Stephen my apologies. And you said you like to do acting exercises . Yes, with nursery rimes or song lyrics. Stephen and you actually take this from sort of sexy, like hair band song lyrics . 70s song lish lyrics are especially fun. Stephen last time we did hot blooded by foreigner. Id like to do it with you now. This is bon jovis bad medicine and well try to act it with each other and, obviously, ill take your lead. And, scene. Your love is like bad medicine. Bad medicine is what i need. Stephen whoa shake it up, just like bad medicine. Ha ha ha, there aint no doctor that can cure my disease. Stephen bad medicine . I aint got a fever. Got a permanent disease and it will take more than a doctor to prescribe remedy. Stephen i got lots of money. But it isnt what i need. Gonna take more than a shot to get this poison out of me. Huh, and i got all the symptoms, count them, one, two, three. Stephen okay. First you need, then you bleed, then when youre on your knees thats what you get for falling in love. Stephen you get a little but its never enough. Thats what you get for falling in love. Stephen now this boys addicted cheers and applause laughter stephen youre a good actor thats right. Stephen tallulah available on netflix this friday, everybody Allison Janney cheers and applause whenoff the wheel to getands out of a tight spot. When you can relax with your foot off the brake and stay put. And when you enjoy 400 horsepower thats both smooth and controlled. Thats the more human side of engineering. 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I was just going to say, i wasnt going to bring it up, but thank you. Backstage, did you watch the convention . I did. Stephen are you still a democrat . Of course. Stephen they let you keep your card and everything . Yeah. Although they said i cant wear a tie and flag lapel pin anymore. Everything else, i can still do. Stephen okay. Did Bernie Sanders do what he needed to do in his speech to turn the tied. Did great. Stephen can you can i trust anything youre saying because youre married to Hillary Clintons closest advisor. Hillary people mostly loved Bernie Sanders supporters and Bernie Sanders supporters loved hillary. Stephen thats not true. I was down in there. I ran into bernie people on the train and i said, is there going to be unity . They said, no. They want National Health care, hillary wants that. They have to a 15 minimum wage, hillary wants that. Are we going to vote for trump . Stephen or not vote. Thats a vote for a racist, narcissist antisemite. Stephen he contributed for your campaign. Do you have anything nice to say about him in. No. But lets realize something here. For the most part, the things that Bernie Sanders supporters want, theyre more likely to get with Hillary Clinton. I mean, theyre not dumb people. They are donating money, going to rallies, advocating for issues. Theyre not going to go and vote for donald trump. I mean, realistically, theyre not. They didnt get everything they wanted. I cried when Hillary Clinton lost to barack obama. I mean, i was like that last guy like the chinese guy in front of the tank. I was the last person to endorse obama. But, i mean, now, youve seen eight years, youve seen eight years of remarkable growth, of a country that is not you know, to hear donald trump talk, youd think we live in a lousy country. And its because of you and the main stream immediate cannia that give him so much oxygen. audience booing stephen really . Im Mainstream Media . I take that as a compliment. Im main stream cheers and applause audience chanting stephen thank you very much weve got to go. Were live. What do you make to have the d. N. C. What do you make of the d. N. C. Wiki leak thing that came out as someone whos not a big fan of Electronic Media . Do you think this is a fair thing for the press to be talk about . I dont like this trend of criminals hacking into sony or the d. N. C. , leaking selective things, and then we just treat it as if its regular news and we go about it. Look, if someone hacked into your emails, they could probably find something, they could probably find most things very embarrassing that you say. Stephen sure. Im a poor speller. laughter but the d. N. C. Is irrelevant. Its kind of like making a complaint about the Commissioners Office during the world series. Basically, its irrelevant. Stephen what do you mean . Because the d. N. C. Doesnt have any Real Authority over anything. This was an election that went for 50 states. Hillary clinton, frankly, dominated the election. She won by over 4 million votes, got more delegates, but on the issues, i think Bernie Sanders made her a lot better. The d. N. C. Had such most people if you stopped them and asked them what the d. N. C. Does, me included, would probably not be able to tell you. Stephen the emails say they actually vet articles by reporters, they sell stories to different people no. Stephen im reading it off an email admittedly obtained through illgotten booty. Totally for a team but doesnt change the score. The same way the commissioner in baseball might have speculation, its better for ratings if the l. A. Dodgers is in the world series than the minnesota twins, that conversation might go, i dont have a beef with the minnesota twins, youre right that type of thing may go on with anonymous staffers all the time. Bernie sanders ran a great campaign, got a lot of votes, frankly all the rules the people complain about are made by the individual states and theyve done a great job choosing nominees. Barack obama got elected through the system so stop complaining about the system. Your candidate did very well. We adopted a lot of bernies ideas, were a better party and will go on to win the election. Thats the way its supposed to work applause stephen youre from queens. Grew up in brooklyn, represented queens. Stephen do you have any advice for hillary . Youre combative, hes aggressive. Do you have any advice on how to debate trump . If i were hillary, i would yield all of my time to donald trump. Stephen thats what jeb did and look what happened no, look, i dont think anyone ever looks at the Television Set when donald trump is talking and says that guy looks like a president to me. Stephen there are 40 of americans who disagree with you. There are 70 of americans who think hes unfit to be president. Hes actually a unifying force. Stephen 10 want him to be president and think hes unfit, by the way. laughter thank you so much for being here. Anthony weiner, everybody well be right back cheers and applause hey, need fast heartburn relief . Try cool mint zantac. It releases a cooling sensation in your mouth and throat. Zantac works in as little as 30 minutes. Nexium can take 24 hours. Try cool mint zantac. No pill relieves heartburn faster. Oh. Model year endink thclarence event. Looks right to me. Shouldnt it be clear clearly. It is time to get a great deal and a reward card on this turbocharged jetta. Gotta make room for the 2017 models. It is a clarence event. Why is that so hard for people to understand . It seems clar to me. Clear to me. Ready for a test drive . Whatever you want to call it, dont miss the volkswagen model year end event. Hurry in for a 1,000 volkswagen reward card and 0 apr on a new 2016 jetta. 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Stephen here performing oh my sweet carolina, please welcome ryan adams with the infamous stringdusters and nicki bloom cheers and applause i went down to houston and i stopped in san antone i passed up the station for the bus was trying to find me something but i wasnt sure just what i ended up with pockets full of dust so i went on to cleveland and ended up insane i bought a borrowed suit and learned to dance i was spending money like the way it likes to rain but i ended up with pockets full of caine oh my sweet carolina what compels me to go . Oh my sweet disposition may you one day carry me home i aint never been to vegas but i gambled up my life building newsprint boats i raced in sewer mains i was trying to find me something but i wasnt sure just what funny how they say that some things never change oh my sweet carolina what compels me to go . Oh my sweet disposition may you one day carry me home up here in the city it feels like things are closing in the sunsets just my light bulb burning out i miss kentucky and i miss my family all the sweetest winds they blow across the south oh my sweet carolina what compels me to go . Oh my sweet disposition may you one day carry me home may you one day carry me home cheers and applause stephen beautiful. Thank you so much. Ryan adams deluxe edition of his album, heartbreaker is out now ryan adams, everybody well be right back. cheers and applause ,,,,,, cheers and applause stephen thats it for the late show. Tune in tomorrow for another live show. Weve got jeff daniels, bassem youssef, and a musical performance by aurora. Now stick around for james corden and his guests, mila kunis and christina applegate. Good night cheers and applause captioning sponsored by cbs captioned by Media Access Group at wgbh access. Wgbh. Org cheers and applause are you ready yall to have some fun. 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