Mary chain. Plus special guest brad pitt. Featuring jon batiste and stay human. And now, live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, its Stephen Colbert stephen hey cheers and applause cheers and applause audience Stephen StephenStephen Stephen stephen hey thank you so much thank you, ladies and gentlemen. Please, have a seat. Too nice. Welcome to the late show. Welcome to the late show. Im your host, Stephen Colbert. cheers and applause you be the old saying, elections have consequences . Right now, we are knee deep in a steaming pile of consequence. laughter because right now, things that are selfevidently bad are being sold to us by people who know better as perfectly okay. The latest is that the president of the united states, in the oval office revealed highly classified information to the Russian Foreign minister and ambassador. It is the worst president ial Security Breach since reagan said this mr. Gorbachev, our Nuclear Launch codes are 17, 26, 5 with a powerball of 37. laughter cheers and applause stephen we miss you, ronnie we miss you, ronnie apparently, apparently and this is being reported in the Washington Post trump was showing off for his guests telling the russians i get great intel. I have people brief me on great intel every day. Well, yeah. Youre the president. Its the job. Its like the guy working the fry station saying, you would not believe the tater tots i have access to, if in this metaphor tater tots were a topsecret snack provided by our allies. Because its not just who trump leaked the information to. Its who we got it from. Israel was the source of the intelligence trump gave to the russians. And oopsa shalom. Trump is scheduled to visit israel next week. That that is really going to be one awkward state dinner. Mr. President , can you please pass the hummus . Or would you prefer to pass it directly to russia . laughter and this might not be a surprise to the israelis, because before donald trump was inaugurated, american officials warned their israeli counterparts to be careful about what they told the trump administration, because it could be leaked to the russians. And just to be safe, while hes there, dont let him see any of those notes tucked into the western wall. Ooh, sarah is asking god for strength through her divorce. Vlads gonna love that one. Now, when the news broke, the white house immediately deployed National Security advisor and mr. Cleans disappointed dad, h. R. Mcmaster. The story that came out tonight as reported is false. At no time, were intelligence sources or methods discussed. I was in the room. It didnt happen. Stephen okay, so a complete denial by the most respected member of the trump administration. Smart strategy. And following that, donald trump did the right thing by giving someone else the final word and not contradicting it on twitter. Im just kidding. He said as president , i wanted to share with russia at an openly scheduled white house meeting which i have the absolute right to do, facts pertaining dot, dot, dot, dot. Blah blah blah blah. It doesnt really matter what he said from there. Because he just confessed. Automatic. This explains why he doesnt write murder mysteries. Chapter one, i did it. cheers and applause jon he did it. Stephen and the timing, the timing of this could not possibly be worse. Trump met with these russians in the oval Office One Day after he fired f. B. I. , head jim comey. Thats like starting a tinder account on the way home from your spouses funeral. laughter im saying its a bad thing. You understand. Im saying thats not a good thing to do i would say the white house has no shame, but they might have a little because the one person at the meeting they didnt originally advertise was there was Russian Ambassador sergey kislyak, considered by our Intelligence Community as a top russian spy. We know he was there because so were russian cameramen. Look at how much fun theyre having. The meeting was set up by trump as a personal favor to Vladimir Putin. When i spoke with putin he asked whether or not i would see lavrov. What am i going to say, no, im not going to see him . Stephen yes you should say no say no for once to Vladimir Putin. Should i say no to vladimir dism or say nyet if you want to be polite. To recap donald trump admitted to firing the man in charge of investigating his russia ties. Then he met with two Russian Diplomats, a meeting that was arranged by Vladimir Putin and which we only saw because russian photographers were there to take photos. And at that meeting he admits he gave Russian Diplomats classified information. For perspective, lets go live to president ial historian. Doris kearns goodwin. Doris, your reaction . Whats happening stephen thank you, doris. Thank you. cheers and applause shes so sage. She always she always puts things in perspective for us. So far, Congress Reaction has been similar to doris. One of the strongest criticisms of trumps actions came from republican senator bob corker, who said that the white house is in a downward spiral right now. Yeah, its a slow descent into chaos. Jim, do we have any kind of metaphorical foreshadowing of that . Okay, yeah, there it is. laughter applause there you have it. Should have seen it coming. He tried to tell us. He tried to tell us. I apologize, sir. You warned us. Im going down im going down stephen worker wasnt the only one angry about mishandling classified info. Another Top Republican weighed in, and he didnt mince words. We cant have someone in the oval office who doesnt understand the meaning of the word confidential or classified. laughter . Stephen i gotta say and i dont care if this is taken out of context i completely agree with donald trump. cheers and applause well, i do not i do not envy those people at the white house. I would not want to be working there right now. And, apparently, neither would the people who work at the white house. This morning, it came out that after the news broke of trump telling all this stuff to the russians, reporters had a lot of questions, but white house staffers were, literally, hiding in their offices. And then trump told the russians where they were hiding. laughter one white house staffer told reporters, do not ask me about how this looks. We all know how this looks. laughter fine, fine, forget how it looks. Do you know how it ends . Because the tension is killing me. Well, the white house is in such chaos, i wanted an insiders perspective, so please welcome live from the white house offices, trump staffer liz wallace. cheers and applause stephen excuse me. Miss wallace . Are you there . Nope nobodys here stephen i can hear you. No, you cant stephen liz, will you please come out . Wed like to talk to you. Ahnah. Stephen just tell us what its like in there. Do not ask me what its like here we all know what its like here stephen youre really taking this hard. This is nothing. Sean spicers assistant just keeps stapling her hand. laughter stephen well, youre going to have to come out eventually. No ive got a drawer full of granola bars and an empty gatorade bottle. Im good for days. Of the mess you left when went away stephen liz . Are you blasting music . Liz what . Stephen sean spicer didnt even do the press briefing today. Is he hiding, too . Let me go ask him. Im not here Stephen White house staffer, liz wallace, everybody weve got a great show for you tonight Gina Rodriguez is here. But up next, mr. Brad pitt stick around. Since i came to know you baibe ive been telling you how sweet youre. Ive been telling you how good youre. Please tell me how i look. You look so good, fantastic man. Does your makeup remover every kissproof,ff . Cryproof, stayproof look . Neutrogena® makeup remover does. It erases 99 of your most stubborn makeup with one towelette. Need any more proof than that . Neutrogena. Music volume rises ] you guys wanna go . [whistles] get all summer essentials 30, 40, and 50 percent off. Hi, fashion. Old navy to help provide access to cleanh water to womeng and their families in the developing world. We can be the generation remembered for ending the global water crisis once and for all. , the past neveforever. S buried. Oh my god. You have opened the doorway between this world. And the next. Weve angered the gods. Kill her nick because of what you have done this ancient power has returned. She, has returned. band playing cheers and applause stephen hey, everybody give it up for jon batiste and stay human right there cheers and applause good to see you. Good to see you. Jon. cheers and applause now you and i are friends. You and i are friends. Jon yeah. Stephen you all may not know out there that jon and i have deep conversations sometimes. Jon oh, yeah, we get deep, we get deep. Stephen we do. Ill sit on the steps. Ill have a cocktail. Youll have the piano. And we talk about the problems of the universe sometimes. We chew the fat. Jon you dont always get answers but you get interesting thoughts and ideas and live your life and keeping about on that. Stephen i find the questions sometimes are more important than the answers, unless youre going to the doctor. Jon then you want the answers. laughter . Stephen its not surprising that we talk deep, because im a deep guy. Which is why sometimes ill ponder lifes big question like what is the true definition of happiness . And whats the meaning of love . And who stole my dictionary . laughter and sometimes i need to express these thoughts, preferably with another alist celebrity, in a segment i call Big Questions with even bigger stars cheers and applause stephen wow. Look at that night sky. Its so beautiful. It sure is. applause stephen oh oh, hey, brad pitt i never see you up here. Yeah, i havent been out in a while. Feels good. Feels good. Hey, stephen . Stephen yeah, brad . If the universe includes all of existence, what existed before the universe . Stephen thats a good question. Probably just a teaser trailer for the universe with, like, one really good scene that isnt even in the universe once its released. Hey, brad, do you believe in life after death . Im not sure. I definitely believe in death after life. laughter applause yeah, yeah. Stephen gotta say thats thats deep. Yes, i am. Arent i . Stephen yeah. Hey, stevie . Stephen yeah, bradley . Why do we only remember some of our dreams . Stephen because not all of our dreams are about having sex in a helicopter. laughter sad, but true. So true. Stephen hey, bradford . Yes, stevearino . laughter stephen do you think beauty is really only skin deep . I dont know. Ive never taken my skin off. Hey, steveamigo . Yeah, bradley trooper . laughter do you believe that clothes make the man . Stephen oh, yeah, yeah. But my tailor swears its the other way around. laughter hey, colby cheese, do you think humans are basically good or evil . Hmmm. Basically good. What about you . Yeah, yeah, basically good. But also kind of chewy. laughter hey, what do you see when you look up there . Stephen oh, i see an endless void no answers, no meaning, no way to construct coherence from the swirling chaos. You see all that when you look into space . Stephen oh, no. Just that cloud looks like sean spicer. cheers and applause oh, yeah, weird. Hey, steviec. Do you think mathematics are the underlying structure of the universe, or did we just invent it . Stephen whoa. Blew my mind, brad. Im not sure if numbers are the underlying reality. But one thing is absolutely true youre a solid eight. Really . laughter an eight . Stephen i didnt want to seem desperate. laughter cheers and applause shooting star shooting star youre sweet. Thanks, thanks. Thanks. Hey, pittypatt laughter do you think anyone can ever truly know themselves . Doesnt matter. No, in the end, it turns out we were all Edward Norton the whole time. laughter applause stephen wow. Wow. I did not see that coming. Really . There were, like, a ton of clues everywhere. Stephen the second time you watch it, obviously, the second time you watch it. Hey, brad to the bone . Yeah, we aint leavin til were stephen . Stephen is it possible to describe infinity . Yes. Yes, it is. Its one less than the number of oceans sequels were going to make. Hey, steviecolbeazy . Stephen yes, bradamir pittin . laughter cheers and applause . I like that one. Stephen youre sweet thanks. You, too. Hey, if you could travel, i mean time travel, would you go to the past or to the future . Stephen id go to the future. Cool. Like 1,000 years to see what sort of new technologies are invented to solve the worlds problems . Stephen no, i just want to go to next friday so i can watch your new movie war machine on netflix. Oh thats so nice. Thats so nice. Id definitely want to go the past. Stephen oh, right, so you could kill hitler . No, i already did that in a movie. Id just go back about five minutes go, so i can change this scene to include another plug for my movie war machine appearing on netflix. Stephen wait a second, you did it. Whoa it really works. Hey, stephen. Why is there something rather than nothing . Stephen i think so advertisers have something to put commercials in between. Brad pitt, everybody. War machine is on netflix next friday. Three . Well be right back with Gina Rodriguez. ,,, band playing cheers and applause stephen welcome back, everybody. Ladies and gentlemen, my first guest is the golden globe winning star of jane the virgin. Please welcome Gina Rodriguez. applause youre my lady stephen no, no, no, ladies first. Ladies first, please. Nice to see you again. Its been over a year since weve had you on the show. Its been a while. I missed you. Stephen i missed you too. Youve been very busy. Obviously youre filming jane. Youre the new carmen san diego. Oh cheers and applause stephen where are you shooting that or can you legally tell me why whereyoure shooting that . I dont think i can legally tell you. Stephen wow, thats a lot of its all over. They cant catch me. Its in l. A. Its in l. A. Its in l. A. Stephen you interviewed barack obama. I did. Stephen no pressure there. Actually, that was a sad experience, because i really enjoyed my time with barack obama. It was surreal. And i got attacked and trolled and they tried to steal my joy. And it was sad. Stephen because you had fun with the president . Because i had fun with the president. And then they just, all conspiracy theories and stuff. And im like me i dont have time for conspiracy theories. Stephen i did not know that. I wouldnt know what its like to be attacked by people on the internet. laughter . Right . Stephen its a lovely place. One day it will happen. The way youre going. It will happen. Be careful. Stephen you started a production company. Are you not one to sit around and do nothing . Cant you just sit there and, like, breathe. Does it look like i cant even stay in the seat. Im like what are we doing next stephen what do you do in between . You have to have something to kind of wind down . I try to do yoga. Anybody into yoga . I do hot yoga, yeah, yeah, yeah. But i want to talk, and they dont like that. laughter so i stephen wow, thats secrecy impressive that you could do hot yoga and talk at the same time. Its usually cussing. I have an amazing yoga teacher in l. A. , jesse, shes bad ass can i say that. Stephen yes, youre guest. Good yuf. Its with weights and super hardcore. Stephen a sweat chisel. Hot yoga with weight s. Stephen thats called sweat chisel . Its called sweat chisel. Were sweating and hopefully chez ling our bods. Stephen ill take your word for it. You had a formal acting education. You went to the tish school. I just paid it off. Stephen wait a second. You just paid it off . I paid it off stephen how many years . Im 32. I graduated when i was 21. I paid it off last year on the day i got nominated for my second golden globe. cheers and applause . Stephen so a tv star i didnt win the golden globe again stephen a tv star way hit show took 11 years to pay off her loans. Its so expensive but necessary. I would never change it for the world. But it took quite too long. Stephen would you do yoga or kind of animal spines . What kind of acting exercises did you do just like booty naked running around in the dark. Stephen did you say booty naked running around in the dark. Yes, i did the david mamet technique. Stephen what is the david mamet technique, scream obscenities. I wish thats what it was. I was told not to use my hands. And i said im puerto rican i talk with my hands. And they said put your hands down. Just say the lines. Stephen bet back to the booty naked part. I left the Atlantic Theater company and went to another school that was all like aaahh. Stephen i think thats the program i would like to be in. Show me that again. Ooooh. Woooow. Stephen yours is a little different than mine. I look like i feel like mr. Rogers next to you. laughter . Really. Stephen i look like mr. Rogers trying to shimmy. This is not i cant remember. I just felt like i had to do it again. I cant remember who mr. Rogers sidekick was. It was like a train. Stephen king friday was one of them. And we had mr. Friendly, right . I was trying to find out how i was in this scenario. Stephen i think youre princess ma mao mowmow . What was the cats name . Henrietta pussy cat . Stephen thank you, citizen. You are the last person i would expect. Unbelievable. Stephen hes the right age group. You have a new boyfriend since you were here last. Congratulations on that. Yes. I am thank you. I congratulations is an interesting word to say when you get a boyfriend, right . Like, good thing youre not alone anymore. Congrats to you for finding who will deal with your. Hes awesome. Hes incredible. I want to go on record saying that because his mom is probably watching. I love you i love you stephen i understand you met him on the show in an interesting way. You can explain to the people how this came about . Sure. Stephen even though his mom is watching. Exactly. And probably, him, too. I love you. So joe is an awesome actor and he came on jane. And i met him on jane, and he played don i can hoata the stripper. A stripper. Like the lance and everything and tilting at the windmills. And the handle bars and the yes. And he ripped his clothe offs and comes charging towards me. And im like, oh, no. But in my head was like oh yeah jane finally gets something yes stephen they dont teach that at n. Y. U. They do not. They do not. But stephen how did that turn into a relationship . A guy grinding at you on camera is one thing. Im going to say, gentlemen, its not a bad move. laughter no, no, no. Im kidding. Thats terrible. No, we got along really well on set. And, you know, he thought i was just being nice to him because i was the lead, and he was like, i hear youre nice to everybody. Which i try to be. But seldom do i have men thrusting themselves at me. And i thought he was just being nice to me because i was the, you know, the lead. And i was like. Six months later, i meet him at the gym, the boxing gym. And he comes in to the box gym, and i was like who is that and my trainer was like, he was on jane. And i was like i would have oh oh stephen and i understand hes been on jane again in a totally different role. He got brought back. Stephen i think we have a clip of your boyfriends return. Hi, there. Im prince charming. Apparently theres a naughty Little Princess around here. Oh, my god. No, wait, no. We canceled the. The partys off. Is he the same one you hired for me . Yes. Hes the only stripper i knew. Hes really good laughter stephen nice. Yeah. The creator of the show is so loving, jenny, i love you, jenny is so loving, so incredible. She definitely tries to keep the family together and reaches out a lot of the cast have actor relationships, and so she really tries to utilize our family a lot, and its very, very cool. She was like, hes coming back. And i said, oh, my god, how are you going to make that happen. And she said, mom has a bachelorette party. And i was like okay, okay. Stephen you played jane the virgin and now youre playing the ultimate virgin. Youre playing the virgin mary. I am. Stephen how do you train as an actress to play the virgin mary . I mean, how do you do a ridealong for Something Like that . A ridealong . So its like a holy ridealong. Thats what i did. I did a holy ridealong. Stephen whats your method for getting into mind of our lady . I grew up very catholic so the nativity stfers heavy in our house. I dont know how many baby jesuses got beheaded its little figurines, the figurines at christmastime stephen but why would the baby jesus get beheaded . Always in our household. Too much of this. There was a lot we always had the figurines and they always would be destroyed by the end of christmas. Stephen oh, get knocked off accidentally. Yeah gli thought somebody was taking the cigar cutter and going like that. We didnt do it that way. But yes i grew up with the nativity story. Its definitely very close to my heart. And this script, though, the star which comes out in november which is exciting is definitely a different take. Its so funny and lovely and its about family, it is about discovery, its about a journey, and its ultimately about ones faith, whatever faith that may be. I really like the the take on it is a little different. And i think its going to be really great. Its really, really fun. Zachary levi plays joseph who is incredible. And yeah, im really excited. Oh, this is how i this is how i prepped for it. I, like, got rid of the, like i have a very deep voice normally. And i just eye felt like i had to be angelic. Thats terrible. laughter stephen that sounds like an excellent choice. cheers and applause that seems like an excellent choice. That wasnt enough stephen it was perfect about you buy that . Was that good . I promise stephen i feel like saying a hail mary just looking at you. 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Hes also a weird dad. Please welcome ben falcone applause why, hello hi cheers stephen so, last time we had you on here was with your lovely wife melace mccarthy. Thats true. cheers and applause . Yeah. Stephen you guys do a ton of stuff together. You write, you act, you produce, you direct. Thats true. Stephen where do the two of you find time just to, like, be a husband and wife together . Theres only one place left. The car. laughter stephen you can vidz we have kids, so when we go home its all about the kids and we love it to death. If we want to chat we get in the car and kind of drive around. Stephen thats kind of sweet. Yeah, sort of like were already this 80yearold midwestern couple like, lets drive around and talk. Stephen thats what i was thinking. Like the old days, lets go for a sunday drivement. What are you doing in the car when youre driving . Who is driving, first of all . Almost always me. Im the man, after all. laughter no, she she likes to fuss around, and shes always grabbing stuff, and she cant stop, you know, and poking at me and stuff, which is really fun. Stephen are you, like, working on stuff together in the car . Inevitably, its actually really fun, because thats when we have our best ideas. Shell, like, say, what if we tried this. Or what about this . And we, of course, dont have any materials like a professional would have. Shes writing it on a starbucks napkin that later my kid uses and sneezes into and im like, i need that thing and youre like, oh, god oh, no. So thats our creative process. Stephen well, how does it feel to be the only person that i know of who regularly makes out with sean spicer . cheers and applause yeah. Stephen thats pretty thats pretty sexy, man. Its pretty sexy. You know, bring a little bit of spice into your bedroom, i guess. laughter . Stephen thats nice. Shes shes shes pretty no matter which way it is. But i remember kissing her, and im like, okay, youre not the press secretary. Youre my wife. laughter . Stephen i bet he could use a little bit of tenderness, too, right now. Perhaps so, perhaps. Stephen i found out this always gets me excited when i find this out about a guest it turns out youre a big lord of the rings fan. Yeah. You were quoting something earlier, and you go so deep that im like, well, im not sure. Ive been reading them since i was 10 years old. Stephen what did you start with . I started request with the the hobbit, the entry level. And ive read each book probably 10 times. Stephen is there a time of year when you tend to do it again . I find. Well, i, other people have traditions, like thats my christmas movie. So during christmas, other people watch its a wonderful life, and i watch the lord of the rings im like, lets get zoron kill him. Stephen froado is george bailey. Zoron is mr. Potter. Oh, my gosh, yes. Stephen bert and ernie are pippin. Clarence is gandolf. Do you have a favorite chapter from any of the books . Favorite chapter . I mean you know anything from the the two towers. All the battling. Stephen i would go with the irkauai. Does anyone else know what were talking about, i wonder . cheers and applause . Stephen shadow of the past, or council delled ron. Those are the two biggies. I could listen to them any number of times. Listen to them . On audio books . Stephen gito sleep listening to it at night. Im not joking. Im not joking. laughter instead of doing drugs, i listen to i listen to lord of the ring on tape going to sleep at night. I never even thought of the audio book. Stephen oh its a whole new world, my friend. Come over to the dark side. Im going to do it im going to do it stephen its incredible. You have a new book. Is this available on audio tape . Or whatever. Audio book. Its being a dad is weird. I agree with that. In what way is being a dad weird to you . Well, pretty much every single way it could be. I mean, its the best thing you can do. Its its most wonderful thing ive ever done. But you find yourself in a role youve never been in before, and you fiend yourself doing things youve never done before. I do know that recently i thought id missed it. I thought i would never do it, and suddenly, bay year ago, i started telling dad jokes. laughter fullon dad jokes. Stephen it just comes up on the of you. It just comes out, and a pun or something, just the worst, crummy pun. Like its warm in the room and my kid is eating toast, and im like, kind of toasty in here, huh . And theyre like, dad, thats awful. And im like, im so sorry. I dont know what happened. Stephen being a dad is weird because you are in a position of youre an authority figure. Yeah. Stephen and what the hell do you know . I dont know. If my kids are watching this, i know a lot. Stephen what happens when they come to you with scwez qez . What do you do if you dont know the answer. I deflect mommy is right over there. No i just do my best like anybody would. Stephen lie. They dont know. They dont know at all. What they dont know wont hurt them . Stephen uhhuh. I tell as much of the truth as i am able, and then i make the rest up. laughter . Stephen you know, trump is looking for a new press secretary. laughter applause thank you so much for being here. The book is requested bee. Its available now. Fool, everybody. Well be right back with a performance by the jesus and mary chain. Stick around. Hold on a second. Mmm. [mel torme sings comin home baby] hey there. Want a lift . Where are we going . No dont tell me. Let me guess. Have a nice ride. How far would you go for coffee thats a cup above . I brought you nespresso. Nespresso. What else . Only tylenol® rapid release gels have laser drilled holes. They release medicine fast, for fast pain relief. Tylenol® food. Water. Internet. We need it to live. But what we dont need are surprises, like extra monthly fees. 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Stephen here performing the two of us with special guest sky ferreira, please welcome the jesus and mary chain cheers and applause i met a girl she was crazy about me and in a lifetime this happens once or twice maybe and whod have thought that it would ever happen to me i met a girl she was crazy about me the two of us are getting high we dont need drugs cause we know how to fly the two of us are getting high we dont need the drugs just the two of us the two of us are getting high i met a boy he was crazy about me and all my friends say he is the other half of me and everybody says we are so young and free i met a boy he was crazy about me the two of us are getting high we dont need drugs cause we know how to fly the two of us are getting high we dont need the drugs just the two of us the two of us are getting high well, i was born the day that i met you i couldnt leave you if i tried in a thousand years i couldnt forget you cause youre the reason im alive youre the reason im alive youre the reason im alive the two of us are getting high we dont need drugs cause we know how to fly cheers and applause stephen their album, damage and joy, is available now the jesus and mary chain, everybody well be right back. ,,,,,, ,,,,,, happiness is powerful flea and tick protection from nexgard. 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