Its the late show with Stephen Colbert. Tonight, stephen welcomes olivia wilde. Eddie izzard. And misical guest nick cave and the bad seeds. Featuring jon batiste and stay human. And now, live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, its Stephen Colbert cheers and applause stephen hey, whats going on hey, everybody thats nice. cheers and applause whats up . Welcome to the late show. Thank you so much. Have a seat. Welcome to the late show. Im your host, Stephen Colbert. Everyone out there im sure you know everyone is talking about americas favorite new reality tv show, so you think you can testify about russia. Todays contestant attorney general and last surviving little rascal, jeff sessions. laughter i think he was spanky. I think he was spanky, wasnt he . Jon that was spanky. Stephen anyway, as soon as sessions sat down, everyone had the same question it are you now, or have you ever hidden any pots of gold . laughter Committee Chair richard burr started by reminding us this was to be a nonpartisan affair. Im hopeful that members will focus their questions today on the russia investigation and not squander the opportunity by taking political or partisan shots. Stephen okay, no political or partisan shots. How about whiskey shots cheers and applause oh, sweet darkness, cover me. Ready to watch the senate. Sessions may be small, but hes scrappy. For instance, there have been a lot of conjecture about the Trump Campaign colluding with the russians. And sessions was a part of the campaign as the first senator to endorse trump, but he was having none of it. And the suggestion that i participated in any collusion that i was aware of, any collusion with the russian government to hurt this country which i have served with honor for 35 years or to undermine the integrity of our democratic process is an appalling and detestable lie. Stephen i say, pistols at dawn, sir pistols at dawn applause which which which is actually not a great idea since the Committee Chairman is named burr. Now at this room where it happened, session claimed to have had no contact with russian officials during trumps campaign. But we later found out he met with Russian AmbassadorSergey Kislyak twice, but hes almost completely 100 pretty sure he didnt do it a third time, maybe. I guess i could say that i possibly had a meeting, but i still do not recall it. Stephen i mean, it was a long time ago. Who can say who met with whom and who promised to lift sanctions on what before taking celebratory shots of whatever. Sessions was asked about one of the more incriminating aspects of comeys testimony, that trump cleared the room at the white white house, including sessions. Well, i would just say it this way we were there. I was standing there, and without revealing any conversation that took place, what i do recall is that i did depart. laughter stephen i dont we know you departed, attorney general sherlock. laughter why wont you tell us any part oft he conversation . Somebody help me out here. Just so i can understand, is the basis of that unwillingness to answer based on executive privilege . Im not claiming executive privilege because thats the president s power, and i have no power. Stephen no power . Really . I need a second opinion. Senator theoden . You have no power here. Stephen okay, that checks out. So youre not let me get this straight, senator sessions or attorney general sessions youre not answering, even though the president hasnt claimed executive privilege, and you havent claimed executive privilege. So what are you claiming, White Privilege . Becasue i hear thats a thing. Sessions, there is some privilege applause there is some privilege being claimed. Sessions did tell us one thing about leaving comey alone with trump. I do recall being one of the last ones to leave. Stephen im a partier by nature, and as a rule, i go on and on to the breakabreakadawn and, additionally, burn the mother down. And it seems im paraphrasing, obviously. cheers and applause thats very nice. Do you have any more of that . Do you have any more of that . Now, it seems that oregon senator ron wyden for one little minute there, really got under sessions skin. Mr. Comey said that there were matters with respect to the recusal that were problematic, and he couldnt talk about them. What are they . I that why dont you tell me . Stephen thats a classic legal strategy, the old switcheroo. Can you tell me where you were the night of the murder . Why dont you tell me where i was . If you dont know, i must be innocent meaning, West Virginia senator joe manchin tried to find out exactly who in the Trump Campaign was connected to russia. To the best of your knowledge, sir, did any of these following individuals meet with russian officials at any point during the campaign . You can just give a yes or no on this. Paul manafort. I dont have any information that he had done so. He served as Campaign Chairman for a few months. Steve bannon. I have no information that he did. General michael flynn. I dont recall it. Stephen wait a second. Everybody knows there was communication between russia and michael flynn. Thats why he was fired. Sessions really seems to know nothing. Which explains why he was the first senator to endorse trump. cheers and applause i dont know. I dont know. But it wasnt just democrats. Republicans remember it wasnt just a partisan thing. It wasnt partisan shots. The republicans also asked some very tough questions, too. Do you like jason bourne or james bond movies . No. laughter yes, i do. applause stephen do you like james bonds movies . Yes, i do. Wheres the followup . Daniel craig or sean connery . This is a travesty. This is a travesty wrapped in wrong sauce. Things have been little dicey with north korea, what with their repeated missile tests. But theres no need to panic, because this country has some of the most experienced diplomats in the world. Also, we have Dennis Rodman, who flew into north korea again today. So this is basketball diplomacy. Is this on behalf of President Trump . Have you spoken with President Trump at all . Im pretty sure hes happy about the fact that im over here trying to accomplish something that we both need. Stephen something you both need . You mean a distraction from the Russian Investigation . Wait, does that mean Dennis Rodman met Sergey Kislyak for a secret game of oneonone. I like kislyak dunching on rodman . So what secret funding back channel did Dennis Rodman use to get to north korea . He told us on twitter. Im back thanks to my sponsor potcoin. Com. Yes, pot coin, which according to its website is an ultrasecure digital cryptocurrency for the marijuana industry. coughs dude, what if there was an imaginary money we could use to buy weed . laughter also, what if we sent Dennis Rodman to north korea . applause . cheers , of course, dont touch that now. Of course, this is not the first time a Diplomatic Mission had a private sponsorship. Who can forget world war iis yalta conference, brought to you by little zippys cocaine buzz tonic little zippys its a blitzkrieg on your brain so why does pot coin care about north korea . Well, marijuana enthusiasts have been touting the country as a stoners paradise where cannabis is legal. A stoners paradise . Really . 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But those bachelor days are over forever, because this weekend, after almost five months of living apart, Melania Trump moved into the white house. Its like their second honeymoon. And for donald, his fourth. So how are things going . Here to tell us live via satellite from the white house, please welcome Melania Trump cheers and applause thank you. Its an honor to have you with us. Thank you for joining us, madame first lady. My pleasure, stephen. Stephen so, how are you adjusting to life in the white house . Oh, i couldnt be happier. See . laughter these are my happy eyes. It was so lonely in new york doing whatever i wanted, whenever i wanted. I called it my prison of freedom. laughter stephen that sounds that sounds lonely. Now, you were the only first lady in modern history not to move into the white house with the president. Why was that . Well, after the inauguration, barron had to finish school. Then i had to wait for the comcast guy to turn off my cable. But now, there is nothing. No reason whatsoever why i shouldnt be in the white house. You could look for an excuse, but trust me, you will not find one. laughter stephen okay, well, thats nice. And, well, maam, now that youre living in the white house, im sure youre anxious to get started on the issue you talked about during the campaign. Oh, definitely. I cannot wait to start fighting. Illiteracy . Stephen it was actually cyberbullying. Cyberbullying the illiterate. Its so cruel. They cant even read what these bullies are typing. Laugh. Stephen thats an inspiring message. Now that youre down there, are you all moved into the white house . Yes, i brought everything i need for a long stay. A toothbrush stephen a toothbrush . Really . Thats it . Oh, no, no, i have a few other things. Like this picture of the most cherished moment of marriage to my husband. Stephen i i i think thats actually isnt that you slapping away his hand in israel. Fake news, stephen. It wasnt a hand slap. His hands are so small, i thought it was a mosquito. applause stephen okay, that checks out. Cant be too careful. Cant be too careful. And, of course, i never go anywhere without my rollaway rollaway ladder. So in case of an emergency, i can escape from a secondfloor window. Stephen with your husband. Ok. Stephen well, youre arriving at the white house at a very dramatic time. After james comeys testimony last week, some people are talking about impeachment. They are i mean, they shouldnt say such things, stephen. Stephen so you expect your husband to serve out his entire term . Oh, yes. We will be together in the white house for 1,315 days, 11 hours, 55 minutes, and 20 seconds. laughter stephen wow. Thats pretty precise. Yes, and accurate. laughter but heres the thing america took a vow, and donald trump is our president , for better or worse, for richer or even richer, in sickness and in no health care. laughter and we must honor that. 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Stephen how does the older one because i have children of my own and they dont always take to the new addition of the family. Not so much. Stephen how does otis take . Hes like a drill sergeant. I dont know who let him watch full metal jacket, but he is so hard on her. Its like boot camped. So she will come out really ripped and with a great atitute tooud. Stephen any send this one back. Any of that stuff . You dont live here, is what he screams at her. Stephen do you have an older brother . I have an older sister who is so nice to me so im not used to this. I think hes aware that shes sharing me with her because im on broadway and as everyone who is in a play will tell you, you miss a lot of bedtimes, and its tough but i mean, you must misbedtime, but your kids are, like, 20. Stephen yeah, my boys are both taller than i am and my daughter is smarter than i am. What are you going to do . I saw you the other night at the tony awards. Did you have a good time at that . I had a great time. That was amazing. The great thing about the tonys is everyone who goes up on stage is so good at being on stage, accepting an award, presenting an award, theyre really, really good at it, and they have such presence. And, you know, movie and tv stuff, its less so. Its like theyre not noose thats not what they do, so its a different kind of thing. The agreement agreements are alo watch. Im a bit fan of the agreement. Stephen me, too, its a cbs show. Anything thats on cbs, the best awards. Best at everything. Stephen well, i saw your play, i saw you in 1984 last saturday night. What an honor to have you there. Stephen its a brilliant production. Brilliant, really powerful production. But ill tell you one of the things that shocked me most about the production is this is your broadway debut mip no idea because you looked perfectly comfortable. Oh stephen and absolutely, absolutely claimed the stage. That is so kind of you. Stephen im not a kind person. laughter . So ive heard. Stephen i would tell you if you werent good. I believe you. I think i loved this play so much and i feel its so important to tell this story. And so i think all my jitters are sort of consumed by my sense of purpose. I really feel like were out there saying something that needs to be said. And i have to say, having you there was such an honor because what our play is about is that the truth matters, and thats what you are all about. And thats what this show is about. cheers and applause its just it really kind of crystallizes everything for me. But i i really i believe in it so much. And i believe that the people who are seeing it are experiencing something potentially different than other plays theyve seen. We have a lot of young people seeing it who dont go to a lot of broadway, and they say its like being on a ride. Its provocative. Its subversive. Stephen it absolutely is. Exciting. Stephen one of the extraordinary things and when i heard that you guys were going to mount this on broadway, i was excited. 1984 itself has tremendous currency now. I got this little data here from my producer. The book sold out on amazon by january 26 of this year. People suddenly were really interested in a surveillance state that is trying to undermine what happened in the past so they can control what we do in the present. You know what tipped it off. Stephen what. Kellyanne conway saying alternative facts. That suddenly everyone raced to amazon to buy the book. They were like, that sounds familiar. Stephen after sean spicer went out and said it was the biggest crowd ever and the inaugural. And then she said he is offering alternative facts. That is directly out of 1984. Its so relevant, and its really disturbing. I wish the play wasnt so relevant, but it is. Stephen the thing about the thing that kind of struck me when i was in the audience, of course, we remember the idea of big brother and the idea of a surveillance state, which is something weve all kind of gotten used to. We have. Stephen since, sadly, 9 11, we have seen sort of the necessity of surveillance, and weve gotten used to our phones are being track and the camera on our computer is probably watching us, and our tv is track us all the time to make sure were getting the sit comes we want. Yeah. Stephen im sure that data is not being used in any other way. Right. Stephen the thing that strikes you is oh, thats not really what the story is about. The story is about what is true and what is not true. Thats right. Stephen how do we agree on the past so we can manufacture consensus in the moment, and the camera is pointed at you, the citizen at home, to make sure youre not fighting the narrative that the state is putting out. Exactly. And something very important about the idea of the big brother and what 1984 is all about is that the totalitarian state spoken about in the book and the play was democratically elected. This is a party that people voted in, and that they have slowly accepted to be the only way. And they have forgotten the power of individuality. And thats also what the play is about, is remembering your own power as a citizen. And so i truly believe that this material is relevant no matter what side of the aisle you sit on. It feels relevant in different ways, depending on how you what you think of our president. But it definitely is something thats universally important, that we are powerful individual. We must question everything. Stephen thats sort of what these russian hearings are about. Yes applause . Stephen absolutely, ill plawd the individual power. Why not . With these russian hearings its interesting, the russian hearings also dovetail with the idea because its the idea that a sometimes allysometimes adversary is manipulating what is true and what is not true for the voters to try to sway Public Opinion on who we vote for. Exactly. Stephen and that there are some people who dont want to investigate that and just accept the vail of lives weve been sold. Exactly. And something that is a big part of the book and play which is now a part of our lives is shifting enemies and war hysteria, and staying in a kind of general state of anxiety. And the anxious state of the of life that weve send, which kind of makes us feel defensive. It makes us accepting, that we would never ordinarily accept, beyond surveillance, as you say, there are so many liberties were willing to stephen youre a famous person and there are cameras pointed at you all the time. In my household, i took the alexa we had the alexa for a while,un stephen sure, sure, the amazon thing. And i put her in the clos ea, i put alexa in the cabinet, because my son just started talking to alexa and asking her for things and i realized it was becoming this presence in our house that was so bizarre. And, of course, its recording everything stephen youre afraid he might love her more. Alexa, send back daisy. Reverse shipping costs. laughter . So i do get a little nervous when it suddenly becomes clear that we are buying into this surveillance. But it are worries me less than you know, it worries me less than the idea of collusion. It worries me less than accepting lies coming directly from the press secretary. It worries me less than the president claiming the former f. B. I. Director is a liar. There are things that worry me much more. And i think its something to be considered as a whole that we just have to make sure that we are questioning what were accepting, and we have to just remember that its our job to be curious citizens and just take back the power as much as we can, and to resist. cheers and applause stephen revolutionary leader. Congratulations. Youre wonderful in the show. Thank you so much. Stephen and the show is briltd and challenging. 984 opee 22. Olivia wilde, everybody. Well be right back with eddie izzard. Do we really have to choose him to be our next spokesperson . Seems like a good fit. But hes so boring. Im yawning just talking about him. Well its our job to change that. Uh guys. I think he can hear us. Hm. Sounds like youre on the fence. Why dont i just leave you my resume . Yes, its laminated. No thanks. Youre hired caramel has been square for far too long. Uh. Ow. Introducing new caramel m ms. Lucky for me, theres some great golf here in the carolinas. 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Stephen have not seen you since i was just saying to you backstage, since we were at the rally to restore sanity and or keep fear alive at the mall in washington, d. C. It was a catchy title, wasnt it . Stephen it was. The printer made a lot of money. No it was yes, it was beautiful to be there. As a spiritual atheist that i am. Good start to a thing in america. Stephen sure, why not . I dont be in the guy upstairs. I believe in us. I believe in humanity. I think theres more good will than ill will in the world. Stephen it is nice. You can sometimes you can sometimes have that reinforced when you see a quarter of a Million People get together with good will. Absolutely. Stephen love for each other. Absolutely. And unfortunately our politics last year went weird in your country and my country. In france its gone kind of beautiful this year. applause yes. And as you mention, im now performing in four languages its up to 45 countries now you know around the world. Comedy exists all around the world. Sense of humor is human and not national. Thats the interesting thing. The french have this, and the germans dont have its not true. Its actually its all around the world. Its the references that you have to be careful of. I do it to national references. I travel around. Human sacrifice. I start my show its crazy because we all did it. If you dont like human sacrifice stephen at some point in the past of the culture. 15 years ago or something. laughter . Stephen we do it on twitter now. Exactly. But its a brilliant thing. Its even though the craziness of the politics, no one, even trump, is not saying human maybe trump is saying human sacrifice. Nearly everyone has stopped it. So thats a beautiful thing that humanity did say, whoa back in the day, someone was going, the weather is bad, the crops are failed, the god obviously hate us so were going to kill steve. That is insane. Stephen you have an extraordinarilily broad career. You youve been in standup for over 30 years. You have two emmys. Tony noms for lead actors. You are in the ocean movies and a new memoir called believe me a memoir of love, death, and jazz chickens. Is that is there a story behind jazz chickens . I dont even mention them except for in the title. Theyre not mentioned in the book at all. We worked out the title and they said you have to this, you have to be crazy so i shoved in jazz chicken. They said you can do that. Stephen every sult culture its said has jazz chickens. They could save the world. Stephen you started out as a street performer. We have this shot here. Im not sure what the back side is doing. Stephen youre wrapped up in chains. Is this coffent garden . Yand for four years i was a street performer and i used to go out in front of people who did not want to see me which is the hardest performing ever. People who dont want to see you. Stephen ive done it many times. Ive sent two audiences way, dismissed werent good enough, which was amaze ago. Stephen in the theater . No. In the street. Stephen how do you send them away in the street. I want you out of the city by sundown. Wifs my partner at the time and we were really giving it out and the audience was just, yeah, yeah. And at a certain point i said,you guys are just not good enough, and were really giving it out here, and theres no love coming back so you may as well go. And then they wouldnt go. After that, that was too interesting. I made it too dramatically interesting. Stephen did they get better . No, they just stayed. But i stephen did you make good money doing this . What kind of cash would you make . Very little money. Stephen enough to drink or Something Like that. Yeah, people would throw bits of broken bottles at you and helicopter parts. Enough. Some people did good. Stephen were you ever on the mound in edinborough . Yes, i did these great, long, improvised shows which we go on and on and on because i can go on and on. I do talk a lot. Im running for a member of parliament in four years time. Stephen thats what i understand. After years of comedy weve had several entertainer celebrity president s. Obviously we had raig be, obviously mr. Trump at this point. We have al franken who is a senator. Senator al franken i know well. And his politics and style i am trying to emulate. He took a 233,000 majority last time he was elected. Stephen al pretty much dropped the comedy in the senate fair long he just recently started making jokes again. Comedy is interesting. It is not a building tool. It tears down pomposity and stupidity in certain president s. Stephen thank god. Thats what he said. I like building i came out as transgender that years ago. Ive now run over 18 mar thorngz raised money. cheers and applause im doing standup gigs in four languages, german, french, and spanish. And im trying to be a 21st century person in the positive inclusive weve got to make the whole world work this search riche the 21st century. Seven billion people stephen where are you going to try to get a seat, a seat in parliament . Im not sure where. Wherever will have me in the united kingdom. You can do that there. You have to live where you represent here . I understand that. But i have played everywhere stephen speak four languages. I goi to beg them, please, have me. I am a hard worker. Stephen if it doesnt work out over there please come over here. We could use some good people believe me, a memoir of love, death, and jazz chickens is out today. Eddie izzard, everybody. Well be right back with a performance by nick cave and the bad seeds. Thanks, eddie. If you have moderate to severe psoriasis, you can embrace the chance of completely clear skin with taltz. Taltz is proven to give you a chance at completely clear skin. 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Tylenol® stephen and now, performing rings of saturn from their album, skeleton tree, please welcome nick cave and the bad seeds cheers and applause upside down and inside out and on all eights youre like a funnelweb like a black fly on the ceiling skinny, white haunches high in the sky and a black oily gash crawling backwards across the carpet to smash all over everything wet, black fur against the sun going down over the shops and the cars and the crowds in the town and this is the moment this is exactly where she is born to be now this is what she does and this is what she is and this is the moment this is exactly where she is born to be this is what she does and this is what she is her eyes that look at me through a rainy hair two round holes where the air buckles and rushes in her body, moon blue, was a jellyfish and im breathing deep and im there and im also not there and im spurting ink over the sheets but she remains completely unexplained or maybe im just too tonguetied to drink it up and swallow back the pain i thought slavery had been abolished how come its gone and reared its ugly head again . And this is the moment this is exactly where she is born to be now this is what she does and this is what she is and this is the moment this is exactly where she is born to be this is what she is and this is what she does and this is the moment this is exactly where she is born to be and this is what she does and this is what she is and this is the moment this is exactly where she is born to be and this is what she does and this is what she is now shes jumping up with her leaping brain stepping over heaps of sleeping children disappearing and further up and spinning out again up and further up she goes up and out of the bed up and out of the bed and down the hall where she stops for moment and turns and says are you still here . And then reaches high and dangles herself like a childs dream from the rings of saturn cheers and applause stephen thank you nick cave and the bad seeds, everybody well be right back. Stephen well, thats it for the late show, everybody. 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