And featuring the legendary roots crew. Questlove 523 steve and now, here he is, jimmy fallon . . . . [ cheers and appe jimmy that is a crowd thank you very much [ cheers and applause ] thats an audience right there. Great new york city crowd. Welcome, everybody. Welcome to the tonight show. This is it. [ cheers and applause ] you made it. Youre here. Mel brooks is on the show tonight, you guys. Jimmy thats what im talking about. Im so excited right now. What a show. Guys, heres what people are talking about. First, were now less than a a month away from the first president ial debate. And get this, Donald TrumpsCampaign Manager says that unlike most candidates, trump may not practice beforehand with mock debates. [ light laughter ] thats because he plans on doing all his mocking at the debates. [ laughter and applause ] nice suit, hillary. Nobody likes the look you look, i guarantee it. Hashtag. Did you see this, though . Trump tweeted a video yesterday where Hillary Clintons nose keeps growing like pinocchio. So, at first glance, most people just thought it was another Anthony Weiner tweet. [ laughter and applause ] it was a different thing. Steve it was not. It was not. It was not. Jimmy actually, Anthony Weiners wife, huma abedin, has decided to finally separate from him after his latest sexting scandal. [ laughter ] donald trump even weighed in on all this, saying our National Security may have been compromised by the scandal, because weiners wife had access to hillarys security briefs. I wouldnt worry, though, because weiners only sharing stuff thats in his own briefs. [ laughter and applause ] so, youll be good. Youll be fine. . . Steve weiner. Jimmy this is pretty big news. Pope francis met with Mark Zuckerberg yesterday at the vatican. It was revealed the pope doesnt actually have an official facebook account. In other words, he wants to connect with millions of catholics worldwide, just not the ones he went to high school with. Hes like, no, i donta like you. You were a bully to me in high school. [ light laughter ] during their meeting, zuckerberg actually gave the pope a drone. The pope was, like, you mean yeah, i already have one of those. [ laughter and applause ] its called god. Some tech news he gave him a drone. Steve did he really . Jimmy gave the pope a a drone. Steve so that old nerd jimmy no, no steve what was it . Jimmy that nerd zuckerberg gave the pope a drone. This old pope calls rome his home. Thats right. . . Steve the nation. Jimmy its exhausting yeah. Some tech news here. Its rumored that apple may be coming out with an iphone made entirely out of glass. When you buy it, the guy at the store says, see you in a a couple days [ laughter and applause ] some news out of london, Queen Elizabeth is advertising for a housekeeping assistant to live and work in buckingham palace. The job would require dusting all the palace antiques, like [ laughter ] make sure you get the back of my neck guys, we [ light laughter ] oh, that tickles. Oh we only have a week left in bachelor in paradise [ scattered cheers ] yeah and its been great so far. But if you didnt see last night, one of the women was a a little surprised when she actually started to like a guy, whos an expert on erectile dysfunction. A little differently. Check it out. I just didnt expect this. Especially with him this is ridiculous. This is a ridiculous thing to be happening. How did i fall in love with a a penis man . [ laughter ] jimmy please, penis man was my fathers name. Just call me just call me penis. [ applause ] incidentally, how did i fall in love with a penis man is a a question Anthony Weiners wife is asking herself right now. [ laughter and applause ] steve weiner. Jimmy and this is real. What im about to show you is real. This made me laugh. A man in norway had to be rescued by firemen after he got stuck in a toilet trying to get his friends phone. This is totally real. Take a look at this photo here. Oh [ audience ohs ] steve oy jimmy hey, sorry, my phones right here. Sorry, my bad. [ laughter and applause ] i wasnt wearing the jacket at the time and finally, new Research Finds that students perform better in school if they have an attractive teacher. Which is just what Teachers Want to know from a parent reading, maybe bobby wouldnt be failing if you took better care of yourself. There you go. [ laughter ] we have a great show, everybody please give it up for the roots. [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy oh, sound great, guys. We have a big week of shows ahead. Tomorrow night, our pal, david spade, will be here tomorrow. [ cheers and applause ] plus, the kids from Stranger Things will be dropping by. [ cheers and applause ] we got something fun planned with them, so be sure to tune in to that. Then later this week, [ cheers and applause ] and the most decorated olympian of all time, Michael Phelps will be joining us here. [ cheers and applause ] and well have a performances from zara larrson and magician dan white. Its going to be a good week. [ applause ] but, first, we have a fantastic show tonight. Let me just take a peak at this. He was a guest on Johnny Carsons first tonight show right here in studio 6b 54 years later. Still the funniest guy in the room. The one and only mel brooks is stopping by steve yeah [ cheers and applause ] jimmy mel books. Thats my man right there. Gosh, hes funny. Hes unbelievable. I worked with max brooks, remember his son, max . Steve a delight. Jimmy at saturday night live. We wrote sketches together and stuff when i was on the show. And he was working, and, like, im working on this zombies guide to the apocalypse or idea about zombies. I dont know anything about it. Anyways, its the biggest book in the world. And then he wrote world war z. The movie with brad pitt. It was like the biggest thing in the world. Steve a zombie movie, yeah. Jimmy he was way ahead of his time. I was like, oh, wait, i had something to do with that book. [ light laughter ] plus, shes one of the biggest names in music right now. Rita ora is on the show. Steve oh, come on. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy we love rita ora. Features members of interpol and the wu tang clan. Banks steelz is here, you guys. [ cheers and applause ] guys, its time to take a look at the stories making headlines today and weigh the good with the bad. Its time for pros and cons. Here we go. . Pros and cons and pros and cons and pros . [ applause ] jimmy tonight, well be taking a look at the pros and cons of being a freshman in college. [ light laughter ] lots of kids leaving home for the first time. Not sure what to expect. So, lets take a look at the pros and cons of being a a freshman in college. Here we go. Pro beginning a new phase of your life. Con the debt phase. [ light laughter ] steve still a phase. Jimmy pro writing your first term paper. Con citing each source as uh, not wikipedia . [ light laughter ] pro taking a bunch of Group Selfies with your new roommates. Con your eyes are closed in the one that gets posted to instagram, steve thats how you know . Jimmy think about that. Thats how you know. Pro getting sent a giant package from your mom. Con getting texted a tiny package from Anthony Weiner. [ laughter and applause ] oh, thats interesting. Steve hes trying to go through school. Jimmy unfollow. Just unfollow. Unfollow. Pro Hillary Clinton hopes to provide Free College Tuition within four years. Con just in time for you to graduate, perfect. There you go. [ applause ] great timing. Perfect. And finally, pro meetin con that youll end up ignoring 20 years down the line on facebook. [ laughter and applause ] there you guys have it. Those are the pros and cons. Well be right back with more of the tonight show, everybody [ cheers and applause ] . . Ill have that goat cheese garden salad. That gentleman got the last one. Sir, you give me that salad and i will pay for your movie sold. But i get to pick your movie. Can i pick the genre . Yes, but it has to be a comedy. A little cash back on the side. With the blue cash everyday card from american express, you get cash back on purchases with no annual fee. Throw. Its more than cash back. Its backed by the service and security of american express. I am sebastian artois. Brewmaster. Risktaker. Its more than cash back. I sold everything i had to own a brewery. You might have heard its name. . . . . . . . . . . The new ford escape. Be unstoppable. Ads for joe heck are attacking my time as attorney general. The thing they left out is the truth. The truth is crime actually went down during my time in office. Thats why ive been endorsed by Law Enforcement across nevada. Im proud of my record cracking down on meth, d Holding Banks accountable for defrauding homeowners. Im Catherine Cortez masto. I approve this message because ive spent my career solving problems. . . [ cheers and applause ] jimmy welcome back, everybody. We have a big show tonight [ cheers and applause ] fun, fun show, legendary. Historic show. Guys, you know were always striving to get better here at the tonight show, harder, so before every show, we put out a suggestion box for the audience just to get some feedback about what you guys think of the show. Things youd like to see us do, that kind of stuff. So tonight, lets look inside the audience suggestion box, please. B . . [ cheers and applause ] this ones from renee wellington. Hey jimmy, with this election talk, the news has been so boring lately, is there any way you can lighten up up a bit and thats actually a pretty good suggestion. It has been pretty serious lately. So we took some of our footage of actual newscasters and edited to make it look like they were beat boxing. Check it out. . . . . . . [ cheers and applause ] jimmy what . Try another suggestion here. Its from zack jacobson. Hey jimmy, im a big fan of podcasts. I think itd be fun if there was a podcast hosted by two people who work at your show. Do you think you can make that happen . Well i thought that was sounded fun too. So a few months ago we recorded a podcast, called the tariq and adler show. Starring our own Tariq Trotter from the roots, and one of our writers, johnathan adler. Now, keep in mind, these two have rarely spoken aside from an awkward head nod in the hallway. [ laughter ] so tonight we have the second installment of their podcast. Please, enjoy. Tariq hey whats up, im tariq. And this is adler. And this is the tariq and adler podcast. Okay when you go swimming, would you wear a bathing suit that doesnt have the netting inside . Sometimes i do, but i prefer with the little nettings, the um to support my balls. Okay. [ laughter ] tariq im sure youve done that. Would you want to go camping in the woods with me . Just for one night . Tariq thats weird and awkward, but i would totally do it. If someone asked me to name mc, i would probably name you which i guess would be wrong. Tariq no, no you are spot on. What does it take, youre an mc . Im the mc. What is, if i practice never do it. [ light laughter ] how old were you when you were able to first grow, like, a full mans beard . Umm, 15. Oh, my god. You dont like to dance . Tariq i dont like to dance. And i dont feel like im a a good dancer. I didnt even have a dj at my own bar mitzvah party, because im so afraid of dancing. Tariq that sucks, man. I didnt want to dance in front of all my relatives, so there was no band or dancing. Im so sad for you. [ laughter ] like, im sorry, man, jesus. [ laughter ] jimmy interesting, i cant believe . . Steve wow. [ applause ] jimmy i want to hear more of those. [ laughter ] lets try one more from the old suggestion box here. This last one is from cole mitchell. Says hey jimmy, have you heard of this guy, papa razzi, whos written thousaof you should have him on the show. I actually have heard of him. And hes great, hes real, this guys name is matt farley. Hes been known for writing as many as 20 songs a day. Yeah. Hes a real guy. Were big fans of his here at the show, and hes actually here tonight to perform one of my favorite songs called, used to be a pizza hut. [ light laughter ] ladies and gentlemen, please welcome to the stage, matt farley of papa razzi and the photogs. When youre ready, take it away. . It used to be a pizza hut it used to be a pizza hut its not a pizza hut anymore but to me it still is . . Used to be a pizza hut used to be a pizza hut someone else moved in and is doing Something Else now . . Itll always be a pizza hut always be a pizza hut . . I dont care what youre will always be a pizza hut always be a pizza hut . . It still looks like a pizza hut it still looks like a pizza hut . . It used to be a pizza hut used to be a pizza hut itll always be a pizza hut always be a pizza hut . . Oh oh oh oh oh oh it used to be a pizza hut no no no no . . Because it used to be a pizza hut it still looks like a pizza hut . . Oh oh oh oh oh oh it used to be a pizza hut it used to be a pizza hut . . It still looks like a pizza hut itll always be a pizza hut . Jimmy there you go. Thank you very much. That was great. [ applause ] hey, thank you, buddy, i appreciate that. Stick around, well be right back with mel brooks, everybody [ cheers and applause ] . . Tmobiles coverage is unstoppable. We doubled our lte coverage. Without using any of your data. From skylines to coastlines, out in the country, deep in the city. We got you covered. 311 million americans and counting. And we wont stop. Come see why tmobile is 1 in customer satisfaction. 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[ hawk squawk ] start boldly with the apple that bites back. [ whip cracks ] redds wicked apple. . . Jimmy oh, we are joined right now by one of the greatest writers and directors in the history of the comedy business. He is here tonight to show us his new book Young Frankenstein a mel brooks book the story of the making of the film, as well as to tell us about mel brooks back in the saddle again, a live conversation and screening of the legendary film Blazing Saddles at radio city music hall this thursday, september 1st. Please welcome the hilarious mel brooks [ cheers and applause ] . . Jimmy mel brooks oh, my goodness [ cheers ] thats what im talking about. Yeah. Jimmy you look like a a million bucks. You want me to tell you the truth . I always liked you, even though your collars a little too short. [ laughter ] i i came here. Jimmy yes. I booked this when i was booked on radio city music hall down the block. 6,000 seats. Jimmy yeah, sure. And we had sold about 300, 400 seats. Jimmy yeah. I said, we got to we better do something exciting to sell the tickets. Well, what about jimmy fallon . Hes in new york. So, okay. Okay, well he okay, hell be glad to get you. Okay. [ laughter ] so, we book you. Jimmy yeah. And then by the time i got here, there are no seats left. I mean [ laughter ] jimmy its too late now. Its too late. Youre already here. But now im here. Jimmy lets have a great time. [ laughter ] well try to have a good time. Jimmy well try to have a a good time. I cant guarantee anything. [ applause ] [ applause ] and hows your son doing . Hows max doing . He said not to mention him on the show. Jimmy oh, okay. Nevermind. Sorry. [ laughter ] max come on, man. Yeah. [ laughter ] jimmy too late now, man. Youre from brooklyn, right . Youre a brooklyn kid . Uh am i . I was born in williamsburg. Jimmy yeah, absolutely. You know, people say no, years ago, when i was a kid, theyd say, where were you born . Id say, williamsburg. Theyd say, virginia . Id say, yeah. [ laughter ] jimmy a nice virginia boy, yeah. But we grew up in a a tenement, in williamsburg. Jimmy how many brothers and sisters did you have . I have three older brothers, i was the baby boy. Jimmy were you trouble . No, no, i was busy, but i wasnt trouble. And my mother used to make on a kaiser roll, shed make a a butter and a lot of sliced tomatoes, put it in a brown paper bag, and shed throw it out the window, and id catch it and id sit on the curb with eugene and murray and benji and kaiser roll. Eat my lunch, and, you know, wed play punch ball or something. It was great. One day, she threw i was a a very good athlete, i would just, you know [ laughter ] never missed. [ cheers and applause ] one day woof bang flat. Missed it on the curb, brown paper bag, wet tomato running [ laughter ] kaiser roll crushed. [ laughter ] i took it, and i put it on my lap very carefully, peeled it, peeled it, got the kaiser roll, and the tomatoes, and i ate it very slowly. [ laughter ] i began to cry. [ laughter ] because it was the greatest thing i ever ate in my life. [ laughter ] she had made a living pizza by you know, just by [ laughter ] it was incredible. Every day when she threw it down, i would just suddenly miss it. [ light laughter ] jimmy yeah, you liked it better crushed. Pick it up flat. You know . Ah, those are great days. We lived in a front, and the window was open, and one night, bernie, the brother next to me i i was about five, and maybe four and i i had to pee. I really had to pee. So i had to go, and bernie was a pee, i gotta pee knocked, and bernie, i gotta pee bernie said, im going. Which trumps peeing. [ laughter ] jimmy if youre already going theres no two ways about it. Jimmy theres no two ways about it. So i didnt know where either the sink is too high. I couldnt [ laughter ] i mean, theres no there isnt a bucket. I dont [ laughter ] but the front windows open. [ laughter ] jimmy no, no, no, no, no, mel. No [ applause ] i go to the window, and in a a beautiful arc [ laughter ] just let it go right out the window, and everything was great until i heard total consternation below. Why . Because jewish women including my mother were sitting on the steps [ audience ohs ] just below. Its coming from your apartment [ laughter ] [ applause ] that was a tough that was a a very tough night, and i never told i just i heard her, like a rhinoceros going up the steps, you know. There was a lot of anger. I jumped in the bed, i pull over the covers, never told bernie. And bernie come out of the bathroom, and says, hi, mom. Bang jimmy whats wrong with you, bernie . When i was 82 and bernie was 78, i told him. [ laughter ] jimmy its nice you told him. I want to talk a little bit about gene wilder. Oh. Jimmy who just recently passed. You know, he was sick. And i knew it. And he was such a dear friend. And i expected it. Jimmy yeah. I expected he would go, but i dont know, when it happens, its still tremendous. Its still its a big shock, you know . Im still reeling from that no more gene, i cant call him, i cant its and he was such a a wonderful part of my life, you know . Jimmy do you remember meeting him for the first time . Oh, he well, i met him when my late wife Anne Bancroft was doing was in it. He was the chaplain. And he came backstage, and i got to know him a little bit, and he kept saying, why are they laughing . Because the chaplain is a great part. Its sad and funny. Its touching, and it can be amusing. So he said, why are they always laugh they are always laughing at me. Why are they laughing at me . I said, look in the mirror. Blame it on god. [ laughter ] friends, and i told him about leo bloom and the thing i was writing called the producers, and i [ applause ] and i said and i said, i said, look, im promising you, i said, after when we get the money, you are going to be leo bloom. He said, oh, yeah, when you get the money. Youre doing a play about two jews who are producing a flop can make more money with a a flop, and the big number in it is springtime for hitler. yeah. Youre going to get the money. [ laughter ] jimmy yeah. See ya later ill never see you again. So anyway, miracle of miracles, i did get the money. Joseph e. Levine, avco embassy we got the money. I went backstage, and gene was in a Murray Schisgal play called luv, luv. And he was wonderful in it. And he was taking off his makeup, he was in the dressing room, and i took the script, and i said, gene, we got the money. Were going to make the movie. You are leo bloom. And i threw it on his makeup table, and he burst into tears, and held his face and cried, and then i hugged him. It was a wonderful moment. You ended up going from there to you did Blazing Saddles. And Blazing Saddles, unbelievable how funny that is. You dont really, you dont have to push it anymore. Were sold out. [ laughter ] jimmy no, i know youre sold out. No one can make it. You cant no, no, no, no. [ laughter ] sorry, folks. Jimmy sold out, everybody. You wont see it. Its a tic. Its a tic. Jimmy its a tic. Its a tic. A nervous tic. Its a nervous tic. [ laughter ] i have to do that. Jimmy you have look. Did you ex t jimmy youre doing Blazing Saddles with gene, and then he says, i have an idea for a yeah, he was he was sitting instead of everybody was having lunch, and he was writing on, like, a a legal pad. I looked at the top, and it said Young Frankenstein. I said, what the hell is that . A serious, brilliant surgeon and wanted nothing to do with the people that were responsible for making the monster and animating, reanimating dead tissue . So he said, you know, and hes fighting it, but its in his blood. I said, thats a terrific idea. Thats a great would you you want to write it with me . He said, yeah. He said, what about peter boyle . I said, perfect. Perfect. Big. Well make him a little bigger, well pad him up. He said, okay. Hes the monster. What about Cloris Leachman . Mrs. Danforth. Perfect. Frau blucher [ horse whinny ] [ light laughter ] shes going to be perfect. And i said, what about Madeline Kahn . No tongues, no tongues, Madeleine Kahn. The best. Kiss her jimmy yes. She said, no tongues. [ laughter ] jimmy she is the coolest. She was the best. Jimmy the best. I mean, come on. Just gorgeous and funny. And then i said, what about Marty Feldman . And he said, he is igor i mean, he is. Jimmy i mean, i love that. Frankensteen, eyegore. And Marty Feldman, you know, with his eyes going that way, i said [ light laughter ] i said, gene, any time we want to hide from Marty Feldman, put your nose against him. [ laughter ] hell never see you. Jimmy i want to show everyone a scene just from heres a scene from Young Frankenstein. This is when gene wilders fiancee Madeleine Kahn arrives at the castle in transylvania. Here we go. Id like you to meet my assistants inga and igor. How do you do . How do you do . This is my financier, elizabeth. Hello im so happy to meet you at last. Uh, finance. Excuse me, darling, what is oh, well, i assist dr. Frankenstein in the laboratory. We have intellectual discussions and we as a a matter of fact, we were just having one as you were driving up. Right. [ gibberish ] what . Igor, would you give me a a hand with the bags . Certainly. You take the blonde, and ill take the one in the turban. [ laughter ] oh. [ growling ] oh [ cheers and applause ] Madeleine Kahn going [ laughter ] oh, my gosh. Well, thank you so much for coming. Im so happy that you came on the show, and im so sorry youre sold out. [ light laughter ] next time come when the shows not sold out and we can sell tickets. Well, its a pleasure. Jimmy oh, my gosh. [ applause ] the great mel brooks. Go see him at radio city this thursday if you can get in. And buy this book. Its out october 18th. 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[ cheers and applause ] jimmy our next guest is a a multiplatinum recording artist whos had several chart topping songs around the world. Shell be releasing new music later this year. Oh, i want to hear about that. And shes the new host of americas next top model which will premiere on vh1, in december. Everyone, [ cheers and applause ] . . Jimmy hi, rita hello, hello. Jimmy ah, welcome back. You look complete. Just have to get cozy. Hi i thought id wear some sequins for you. Jimmy ah see, you look out for me. Thank you very much. Cause usually im on that side. I was just getting ready behind the curtain, i was like usually, im like waiting for the exposure, not walking out. How do i not walk out . Jimmy fantastic. I did unbuckle. Jimmy well, thank you for being here and talking. Yeah. Jimmy i want to hear about everything. You have a very big gig coming up. Youre going to the vatican . Oh, yeah. I know. I leave tomorrow. Jimmy so youre going to sing to the pope . Okay, so im not, really, like the most im more of a a spiritual person, and so, the vatican, i figured out, is [ light laughter ] jimmy yes, yes, it is. Absolutely. Right . Jimmy its as spiritual as it gets. Yeah its up there. And then i looked at the guest list, and i just see pope, and im, like pope jimmy yes, thats exactly, hes going to be there. And then i thought, what do you wear to see the pope . And now i know he doesnt have facebook, i cant check out what everyone wore. [ laughter ] and, im, like, oh, so yeah. Jimmy what are you doing . Do you know what song youre singing . Oh yeah, im singing . What rest . Dont know the rest of the words. Jimmy no, no, no one does. You dont need it. Yeah, im singing that. Jimmy what an honor. Oh, its massive. I mean, it really is. Im really looking forward to it. Its actually to celebrate Mother Teresa who has now become a saint. Jimmy thats right. [ cheers and applause ] yes. Jimmy absolutely. I know, and so im going to go and do the whole, you know, whats up pope thing. Jimmy no, no, you cant say, whats up pope. No . Jimmy i dont know, no. I think you have to google, cause its a big deal. I know, i know. I know jimmy its fantastic. I know, im really looking forward to it, its a real honor, and i dont know if anyones actually really done the whole vatican venue thing before so jimmy no. Its a bit interesting, that the vatican is someones venue. Jimmy exactly, yeah. Its going to be fantastic. Jimmy did you ever think when you were a kid, that youd one day grow up and perform for the pope . No. No. No. No. No. [ laughter ] no, just thinking if ive had any dreams, no ive never dreamt about the pope. Jimmy no, but thats a big jimmy when did you realize it, when you were a kid, oh, that performing is what i want to do . Well, i joined the choir when i was six. In london, we have these little things, and they werent that big of a deal. And then i went to theater school, and then since then, i kind of, my dad owns a pub, you see, and so all the regular drunkies, i dont know what you call them, oh, alcoholics. [ light laughter ] jimmy you make it sound so charming. The accent makes me sound cute, yeah. Alcoholics, yeah. They would be there, and, you know, id have to, like, you knin bunch of coconuts . . All standing in a row big ones, small ones some as big as your head . Yeah. Jimmy you really paid your, were you paid . No, your dad owned it. No my dad was like, and then hed make me clean the pub after. Jimmy thats what good dads does, absolutely. Shout out to the dads. Jimmy yeah. How bout music for you . New music . Ah yes, signed a new deal. Im actually recording as we film the show, i was recording as i was shooting the two fifty shades movies too in once. Its really weird. Its 2016. So i thought, make a cocktail. Jimmy its a big year, yeah. You are making a great cocktail. Yeah, absolutely. Cause you have that, and then americas next top model. Yes. Jimmy how did this come about . Well, shoutout to tyra banks, star of the show. Jimmy i love tyra banks, absolutely, yeah. [ applause ] well you know, she asked me to really just come and rekind of 2016 the show. And so i thought, well i cant really fill her footsteps, cause you know, shes been and, one, im from london, and its americas next top model, so i thought how we going to make that work . But, two, i thought, we can actually find females this year who really are doing more than just one thing, and are becoming entrepreneurs, and not just independent women, and these girls ive got on the show, im just seeing elevate into, these gorgeous like businesswomen, and thats really what i love to see. Especially in our day and age of the internet and social media, and all that stuff. You never know whos going to get famous these days. Going to do a great job. Youre going to be fantastic. And we love having you here. 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[ cheers and applause ] jimmy our next performers are two incredibly talented musicians, paul banks of interpol and rza of the wu tang clan, who are making their television debu performing giants off of their new album, anything but words, give it up for banks steelz. [ cheers and applause ] . . . . . Banks and steelz in the building flash the camera ima drop the hammer . Bobby out the slammer . . Hip hop started on the east coast then it moved west now down to bama . . Ima bring it back to new york roll those blunts and throw ya hands up . . Pass me a cup of the goose in the club with the juice and the bud getting bent out . . Then ima slide with a dime to my ride and head up to my penthouse . . Oh im not tryin to take it slow workin hard caking dough . . Open up twenty four we striving for that gold . . Ill stop at nothing i will play this game thats so easily started . Oh giants giants everything is shaking through the walls cause we are giants . . Ooh giants heart of david . Cnn this is ghetto editorial see we like milk and oreos dipped inside the audio . . Platinum plaques in my portfolio my lines are fine as wine . . And blow your mind like cocoa you can do what you want to do whether group or solo . . Boston cold with a bowl of chili summer cheesesteak on a roll in philly . . Ima patriot dont deal with hatred if you make that beef ill smack you silly . . Back on up on this before you mess with this you better off jumping off the building . . Or cuttin wrists oh got to heat up the show raise the thermometer . Hey paul let em know . . Ill stop at nothing i will play this game thats so easily started not so easily parted . . Oh giants giants everything is shaking through the walls . Giants heart of david you know it takes just one to tee off . . . . This land is your land this land is my land from california to the New York Island . . From the redwood forest to the gulf stream waters th they cannot destroy us . . Are we dreaming the same dream of money guns and gasoline . . And nicotine for the average teen cfos are after cream gmos extracting genes . . But everyone on my team being . . Giants giants everything is shaking through the walls . Ooh giants heart of david you know it takes just one giants . . Giants everything is shaking through the walls we are giants . . Giants heart of david you know it takes just one get some . [ cheers and applause ] jimmy thank you, thank you, thank you. Oh, come on. Good to see you. Thank you. Banks steelz [ cheers and applause ] catch them on tour now. Well be right back, everybody banks steelz [ cheers and applause ] jimmy my thanks, my thanks to mel brooks, rita ora, banks steelz, ladies and gentlemen [ cheers and applause ] and the roots in philadelphia, pennsylvania right there. [ cheers and applause ] stay tuned for late night with seth meyers. Thank you for watching. Have a great night. I hope to see you tomorrow. Byebye, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] . . Announcer from 30 Rockefeller Plaza in new york, its late night with seth meyers. Tonight sean diddy combs, d. J. Khaled, and french montana, star of antibirth actress, natasha lyonne, music from french montana, featuring the 8g band with . . [ cheers and applause ] ladies and gentlemen, seth meyers. Seth good evening, im seth meyers, this is late night how is everybody doing tonight . [ cheers and applause ] all right, thats great to hear. In that case, lets get to the news. Hillary clinton spoke yesterday about her preparation for the upcoming president ial debate and told reporters, quote, i do not know which donald trump will show up. Yes