And im not switching places with you so you should just put your head at the other end of the bed. Uh, why . So my feet get the pillow . And im the dumb one. Diane, you have got to forget about him. Rogers cheyennes problem now. Honey you know what . You need to talk. Starbucks for a little go juice . [ cellphone beeps ] what is up . I need to go into the office. My dad wants me to close out the monthly. [ laughs ] what . Monthly. Never mind. Go on. Im stretched a little thin today, so i need you to do the Grocery Shopping check in on the kids and maybe clean up those branches in the front yard. Done and done. Is that an expression, or did you really only remember two of the things i said . The second. Ill leave you a message. Okay. [ cellphone rings ] hello . Phil. Sorry. Call back. [ birds chirping ] i have bad news, jay. Joe was thrown out of the gymboree. Again . What happened . He pushed mason. He made him cry. The teacher said that we cannot go back. Thats ridiculous. Masons a big baby. Everybody there is a big baby. But joe plays very rough. And we know why. Its the curse. Not that id ever want to discourage you from whispering but thats not a thing. There is a mark of the devil in my family. My greatgreat grandfather was given the location of an emerald mine in exchange for his soul. Theres, like, paperwork or something that proves this . And they say that the day of his daughters wedding, a great bird came from the sky and snatched him with his claws and took him far, far away. Youre aware that a remarkable number of your stories end with a Family Member being carried off by a giant bird. I only know what i was told, jay. Im just saying after the third time we might think about moving the party inside. Okay maybe its not the curse but you know that my family has a very dark side. My cousin aurelio is a horse thief. My uncle carlos fixed soccer games. My aunt did he teach them to pick the ball up and throw it down the field . cause thats the only way you fix soccer. Manny escaped it but i am not sure about joe. Gloria, this is about an uptight teacher. And so what if joes a little boisterous . What ever happened to letting kids be themselves . Ready. Lose the hat. I guess im supposed to see sound of music in a regular hat. Nothing against sound of music, but theres a lot of other things we could do this afternoon. You ever hear of death wish . Oh, i love death wish. Manny, thats the charity where the sick kids go to, like a concert with madonna or to the super bowl with justin bieber, or they no, no, no, no, no. Its a movie new york, 70s Charles Bronsons a firm family man, and he. Whos pushed to the limit until one day he decides to fight back. Youve seen it . Its called death wish. I doubt it ends with him trading banter in an apartment with marsha mason. Hey, fiance. Hello, my intended. That one sounds a little murdery. [ menacingly ] you are my intended. Stop it. Stop it so, while youre out im gonna review our flower options. And i have to say, so far, im partial to floral and hardy, but im gonna give one last look at florist gump. You love a business with a clever name. I do. Guilty. Can i just say i love how this is going . Mm. Mitchell and i agreed that i would be in charge of the wedding after the tragic news last week from the andys. Uh, not the mountain range. No. Our friends andrew and andrew they broke up. The stress of planning a wedding was too much. They were quibbling about. Everything. I mean, uh, which is why im just happy to stay out of his way. Yeah. I dream big. Then i winnow down. Dream big. Winnow down. Dream big. Okay, winnow down. Yep. Stay out of my way. Sorry. Daddy, wheres larry . Oh, well, you know how cats are, sweetie. Theyre theyre wanderers. But i havent seen him in days. Well, hell be back, okay . Trust daddy on this. Okay. You know im starting to get worried that larry might not come back. Oh, hes definitely dead. What . yeah, street meat or coyote chow. Well wait a couple weeks, and then well get a new larry. Uh, youre pretty nonchalant about our family pet dying. Shell be fine. And its not nonchalant. Its farm life. Death is everywhere. You just learn to not get too attached to anything. Oh, so, what if i were to die you would just wait a few weeks and then replace me . Of course not. Where would i find another gay mitchell with your exact markings . Whats happening, big al . Yeah, lets go ahead and veto that nickname. Hey, reuben taught me this cool trick. Close your eyes. Aah oh, my god what is wrong with you . You kissed a girl. Now were even. Just paying off a poker debt. Lukes creepy friend just kissed me. Ew. Reuben . That little weirdo . Im still here. Im gonna go boil my mouth. Oh, hey, guys. Games downstairs. Hey. This little game you dorks play we talking milk money or heavy cream . A lot of fresh bar mitzvah money down there. Mind if i sit in . We kind of got a nogirls policy. Is it a policy or just something that keeps happening . [ sighs ] the second. [ cellphone rings ] hey, honey. I am so excited i cant stand it if youre gonna move your hands around like that you need to put the phone down. Okay, okay, okay. For cocktail hour, theyre creating a running waterfall onto which theyre going to project a hologram of us embracing. But were still winnowing, right . Already winnowed. I cut the angel costumes. Hard choices, mitchell. Okay, i got to go. Im so excited yeah, me too. [ sighs ] you know what . Best thing about my relationship with cam . Trust. Newsflash i can be an obsessive person. In the past, ive had trouble letting someone else call the shots. Giving up control made me crazy. Thats what makes my life with cam so freeing. I can turn over big things to him and never give them a second thought. Out of sight, out of mind. Byebye. Phil. [ scoffs ] this is oh oh, my god phil . Phil . alex yeah i was just sitting there and he basically molested me. Excuse me . Shes talking about reuben. Who are you . you boys better have money. I am not doing this for free. Wwwhats whats happening . Oh, i hear you joyce. His times important. Your time isnt, right . Let me buzz you back superstar. Claire mmhmm. Okay. Hey, honey. [ cellphone beeps ] branches are still in the front yard, i just took a rake to the face, reuben is getting really weird on alex, and haleys doing something for money in the basement. Its all gonna be fine. Daddys home, superstar. No. Dont call me that. Im not one of your needy little divorcees. Um, that is work. Is it . cause i kind of feel like part of you loves being a hero to those women. Im a helper of people. Mm. Hey, you knew what you signed up for when you hitched your wagon to a realtor man. Honey, when i met you, you were a wedding deejay. By the way spinderfella looks like you still need to hit the grocery store. I think someones feeling neglected. Yes, i deal with a lot of lonely women. But theres only one im married to. Youre getting too involved, phil. You are juggling these women, and youre not that good a juggler. Now youre just lashing out ay, thank you for coming padre. Oh, of course, gloria. And this must be fulgencio. Mmhmm. What a beautiful little boy. Hes such a sweet nature. I can tell hes a gentle soul. [ gasps ] ay hey, fulgencio, no, no. Ay. Ay. Ay. Sorry, padre. Ay, thats why i called you, father. I think hes bad. There is evil in my family. Ah, gloria hes just a little baby. Last week, his eyes got red, and the dog backed away. He probably just had a cold. All mothers worry. Look at him rosy cheeks hes playing with his blocks. [ gasps, shudders ] the six again. So joe knocks one kid down hes out. All kids do that. Why do you think your whole building is made out of nerf . Yeah, you see where he gets it from. Hey, listen, im not afraid of you, miss debbie. Youre not the damn it. Sounds like someone needs a relaxing trip to nazioccupied austria. Cant believe she hung up on me. Well you were yelling at her. Standing up for yourself is not the same thing as, uh excuse me. Uh, come on, jay. So no one ever taught you manners, huh . Whatever, dude. No, you bump into somebody you apologize. And since im teaching you something here heres a little class called intro to pants. Jay, stop get off me i go to school with those kids. You know how embarrassing that was . Manny. No. Why do you always got to be like this judgmental hottempered, loud . These are a few of my leastfavorite things. [ sighs ] well, i can see that the house speaks to you, diane. [ highpitched voice ] buy me. [ normal voice ] not now, house. [ chuckles ] ah, the open floor plan, the spacious kitchen. I do love it. Yeah. [ cellphone ringing ] oh. Thats thats the office. Why dont you take one last look at the backyard . Did someone say barbecue . [ highpitched voice ] i did. [ both laugh ] [ cellphone beeps ] lorraine, what is up . Nothing. Just kicking it at the office. Hey, hey, hey. Slow down, now. Tell phil what happened. Phil can i go in the garage . Make yourself at home, sister. Hey. That was my sister, who is visiting town and my office which is where i am calling you from. You called me. [ laughs ] im worried about larry. Oh, honey, i know. Where is he . Um, lily, theres probably something i should tell you. Larrys not coming back home. Why . Is he dead . Nope. Um, not dead. Larry, uh, met someone fell in love and he got married. Are they ever going to visit . Im afraid not because when cats get married, they have to move to, um, the forest and so then theyre not tempted by other cats in the city. Its larry. I know. Even people that you would never expect have moments of weakness. No, over there. But wheres his wife . Hello, larry. Larrys back. [ chuckles ] yeah. Uh, well you know what . I think they probably, uh, didnt work out and they broke up. People get married and then break up . What if that happens to you and daddy . Oh, yyou know what . Daddy made a mistake. Uh, larry and his wife didnt break up. Larrys wife. Died. Oh, no. Yeah. Thats why were gonna give him the closure he needs by throwing, um, a funeral to celebrate the remarkable life of larrys wife. [ gasps ] its gonna be great. You know what . Were gonna have music were gonna get a shoe box. [ cellphone beeps ]. Were gonna have candles. Yes. Hi, florist gump. Its me again. It felt good to handle that crisis on my own. In the past, i would have had to run to mitchell but hes been trusting me more and more. Im so proud of him. Hes really learned to let things go. Oh, no god, no, no, no ohh [ sighs ] at Kaiser Permanente everything you need is under one roof. Another way care and coverage together makes life easier. Okay, a little easier. Become a member of Kaiser Permanente. Because together, we thrive. What . Its a bloodbath down there. We lost everything. I thought you were good. I always beat dylan. Come on. We need your help. Youre the best card player in this family. Whats in it for me . A chance to be a good sister. Pass. Reubens been telling everyone you slipped him the tongue. Move. I thought cats had nine lives. Yeah, and they do, but larrys wife was older than he was, and shed been married eight times before. Like Elizabeth Taylor . Oh, you remember our bedtime stories. [ chuckles ] dylan hey. Hey. Oh, dylan, thank you for coming on such short notice. I just need you to dig a hole right over here. Thank you. Oh, no problem. So, lily im really sorry. Hows larry doing . Fine. Hes a happy cat. Oh, theyre cats. Thats gonna make my job a lot easier. Okay, everyone thank you for coming. It means a lot to lily and it means a lot to me. Angus . [ bagpipe plays soft music ] so, larrys wife what can i say . She loved larry. And, um, you know, like all cat marriages they had their ups and their downs, but they always landed on their feet. [ shovel scrapes ] oh, hit a rock. [ grunts ] oh not a rock [ crowd screaming ] okay, everybody please stay calm please stay calm no running its slippery angus, keep playing okay. [ screaming continues ] Mitchell Randall yeah . Im up here. [ thumping ] [ grunting ] mr. Pritchett . This is all intern work. It isnt for my band. Need me to do a coffee run . No. No, uh, listen i was i was cleaning, and i got stuck up here, and i need you to go into my office and stand up the ladder that fell. Got it. And im sorry about lying before. Those are flyers for my band the interns. [ clatter ] uhoh. Your doors locked. Oh, no. [ sighs ] but hey, ii think if you keep going forward, then back your legs out through the vent i can grab them to help you down. Oh, i dont know. That makes me a little nervous. Just think about something else. I heard youre getting married. Hows that going . Oh, yeah, yeah. Its its good. Its good. You know, were planning it right now. Actually its being planned for me. Thats nice. No stress. Oh, youd think, huh . But its getting a little bit out of hand. Oh, that happens with weddings. Does it . I mean, how many weddings have you been to that have something called a dove cannon . You know i think i should have a say in Something Like that. You need to let go mr. Pritchett. Ii cant. Ii wish i could but i cant. I just its freaking me out. No. Ive ive got you already. Oh. Okay. [ sighing ] yeah. Oh. Thank you. You know, im pretty good at reading people, and it sounds like you and your lady really need to talk this out. [ sighs ] yeah. Maybe youre right. So im gonna let you in on a little secret. Im gay. Oh, my god. Does she know . Got to save something for the wedding night, huh . [ children screaming ] riley, no buster, please sit dylan, help i cant these cats and dogs are fighting like oh okay, everybody, im sorry. This was supposed to be a small service. But i dont winnow down. I overdo. [ voice breaking ] and if i let a simple fake cat funeral get out of hand, how am i supposed to plan an entire wedding . [ sighs ] youre late. Okay, i need mitchell. Good news. He just pulled up. Damn it. Okay, in. In, in. Hey how was the gym . I never made it. [ sighs ] listen, cam, i got to talk about something. I do, too. What would you think about being more involved with the wedding . Thats what i wanted to talk about. I would love to. Thank god. You know, i just think were were better together. Better together. Mm, i like that. [ scottish accent ] i cannot be in a house with snakes. How bad is it . Gonna need about an hour. Wow. Listen, you always say express your feelings. When i get mad thats what i do. Hello . Yeah, i can talk. My parents dragged me into this stupid movie. [ music plays ] go ahead, jay. Feed him his phone. [ chuckles ] yeah. Youre telling me that doesnt bother you . I cant hear you. Talk louder. Im just saying. Uhhuh . Yeah. If we give in to every impulse were no better than wild animals. But if we push it down it eats you alive. Not if you just let it go. The chick from that crapfest mary poppins. Thats it. Hey, hey, hey, hey [ grunting ] a lot of cold, lonely nights in that apartment by myself while my mom was driving a taxi, and only one thing kept me company. So you got a problem with poppins you got a problem with me. [ birds chirping ] ay, father i am so sorry. I didnt even know that he could hold a fork. No, no, no. I blame myself. I probably shouldnt have taken his nose. No, its my family. The girls are very chesty, but the men, theyre kissed by the devil. Gloria, the fact that you are so concerned is only proof that you are a loving and caring mother. Mm. Huh . Its the parents who shape the child. [ joe giggling ] and your son is growing up in a wonderful home. Manny die, scum no, no, no louder, like you did at the drivethrough. Mom, jay and i saw death wish. Amazing. Manny got in a fight at the sound of music, got kicked out. Ive never been so proud. Well i guess every household could use a little finetuning, huh . Let me give you my card with my cell number on it. Please. And what did i do with my wallet . I. [ joe coos ] [ indistinct conversations registers beeping ] i had yelled at phil for not helping out, and there he was, doing exactly what i had asked him to do. Heres our zucchini. Up top, buddy. For some other family. You are so sweet for helping me with this. How hurt youve been lorraine this is sweet. This is. Normal. Woman phil . Diane . Hey, superstar. I thought i was superstar. Oh, your husband has been so wonderful to me. Hes not my husband. Hes my realtor. Oh, hes my realtor. Im both your realtors. Iim just lucky to have such a were on our way to an open house. Oh, is that why you couldnt show me the colonial later . I made that corn bread that you like. Wwere gonna make it to that. I just have to finish up with lorraine. Oh, you mean, like get it over with . No, ii dont mean that. And i thought zucchini bread was your favorite. Why why am i buying zucchini . Hey, cant a guy like zucchini bread and corn bread . Woman phil . Damn it. Ronnie i thought you had a doctors appointment. Thats why you had to miss darrells swim meet. Whos she . Just another client. Just another client . No, thats what is this . Uhoh, it is. Its my office. Got to take it. Hello . Phil . Claire . Worlds greatest realtor. What are you doing here . Your hair is sweating. Thats cause im excited to see my friends. Lets go, buddy. [ carts clatter ] claire are you all clients of phils . Apparently. Uhoh. You could not be in better hands. I met phil when i was at such a rocky place in my life. He was available to me morning noon, and night. Of course he found me my dream house but that wasnt the best part. Phil taught me how to trust a man again and i think that was always his plan. That was always my plan. Mm. And it was not easy for me to trust a man after the husband that id had. This guys left tools in the yard, let the kids run wild. Well, great to see you claire. He was always interrupting me. And he wore the most ridiculous sleepmask thing. Oh, god, sounds like such a diva. Yeah. Or hes photosensitive which is a real condition. Never took my advice. You know thats the worst part. He never he never said he was sorry just one time. I would kill to have heard claire, you were right. [ groans ] woman mmhmm. She was right. Louder. I do not love this side of you. Turn around every now and then i get a little bit hungry and theres nothing really good around turn around every now and then i get a little bit tired of living off the taste of the air turn around, barry finally, i have a manly chocolatey snack and fiber so my wife wont give me any more flack i finally found the right snack. And getting me all my money. That was awesome. 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