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Twenty racks a table cut from ebony cut that ivory y she clean up with her you talking money . . Need a hearing aid you talking bout me i dont see the shade switch up my style . . I take any lane i switch up my cup i kill any painm i . Hham a im a starboy . . Yeah i said look what you done . . Look what you done look what you done im a im a starboy . . [ cheers and applause ] jimmy oh, my god the weeknd thats how you do it right there starboy is out now. [ cheers and applause ] well be right back, ladies and gentlemen. . [ cheers and applause ] jimmy my thanks, thanks, thanks to kevin james, tim gunn, the weeknd [ cheers and applause ] philadelphia, pennsylvania [ cheers and applause ] stay tuned for late night with seth meyers. . K thank you for watching. Have a great weekend hope to see you next week happy thanksgiving [ cheers and applause ] . [ cheers and applause ] . 30 Rockefeller Plaza in new york, its late night with seth meyers. Tonight, a special thanksgiving edition of late night featuring hillary and larry meyers. Josh meyers. Well play how well do you know yo meyers . Featuring the 8g band with fred armisen. . [ cheers and applause ] ladies and gentlemen, seth meyers. [ cheers and applause ] seth good evening, everybody. How are you . [ cheers and applause ] happy thanksgiving to everyone at home. And because its thanksgiving and because a lot of people who maybe spent the whole day trying to avoid talking about politics, we are not going to mention politics tonight. Happy thanksgiving to you. Thats our gift. [ cheers and applause ] but we are going to get to the news. [ light laughter ] president obama pardoned two turkeys for thanksgiving yesterday which is scary because one of those turkeys told the parole board that he would kill again. [ laughter ] according to a report from the calorie control council, the average american will eat upwards of 3,000 calories during thanksgiving dinner. Of course, the next day its back to the usual 2,900. [ laughter ] the 90th annual macys thanksgiving day parade was today. And performers included tony bennett and the muppets. Its nice to meet you, mr. Bennett, said a fan to someone that wasnt tony bennett. Jewer, helzberg diamonds is running a promotion where youll get a free xbox if you spend over 1,000. Or you can spend less than 1,000 and youll just get a free ex. [ laughter ] [ audience groans nasa engineers are reportedly working on a fuelless engine that could theoretically take astronauts to mars in less than 70 days. In other w, thanksgiving. [ laughter ] apple has announced that it will be offering surprise black friday deals this year. While samsung announced surprise fire sales. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] ive never been more confident that a joke is going to work. [ laughter ] than the joke im about to do right now. [ light laughter ] the face this week in barcelona. [ light laughter ] authorities there have charged him with athault. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] sometimes sometimes you just know you got a good one. [ light laughter ] and finally, the president of south korea is facing public outrage after it was discovered that she used government money to buy over 350 viagra tablets. Her staff could face stiff [ laughter ] [ applause ] ladies and gentlemen, we have a great show for you tonight. A continuing thanksgiving tradition here on the show, my family is here. The guests tonight are hilary meyers, my mother, larry meyers, my father, and my brother, josh meyers. We will also be playing another edition of our hit game show how well do you know your meyers . So youre here on a fantastic night. Also this year the thing i am most thankful for is my beautiful wife gave birth to a beautiful baby boy. First time. And its fantastic. [ cheers and applause ] this time of year. It is fantastic to have family. And a lot of people have said, will you have your baby, ashe, on the show for thanksgiving . About the same amount of people always ask, will you have your dog, frisbee, on the show for thanksgiving . And, the reality is it is past ashes bedtime. So he cant be here. And frisbee is scared of everyone and all things. [ light laughter ] but i did not want to deny everyone our awesome baby and our awesome dog. So here is ten seconds of my baby dressed as a turkey and my dog dressed as a pilgrim. . [ audience aws ] . [ cheers and applause ] seth i think if you watched that, you could tell if my baby and my dog would be saying i will murder you in your sleep. [ light laughter ] anyways, that brings me to this. I am 42 years old. Im married now. I have a baby, but nothing, nothing makes me feel older than when i dont know the new slang terms teenagers are using. And this day these days, it seems like teen slang terms are evolving so fast that it is impossible to keep up and there are some new terms that are actually, these are new teen slang terms that are actually so we here at late night decided to give you a little primer on these new teen slang terms in a segment we call seth explains teen slang thanksgiving edition. . [ cheers and applause ] lets start with this one. Cornucopia. This is a popular new teen slang term, lets see what it means. The array of drugs you brought with you to survive holidays with the family. [ light laughter ] here it is in a sentence, i have xanax, and weed but if grandpa starts talking trump, corncucopia. [ scattered applause ] moving on, our next thanksgiving teen slang term is touch football. Heres the definition, when you bring your Girlfriend Home for thanksgiving, but youre scared of your parents walking in so you just do over the shirt stuff. [ light laughter ] lets see it in a sentence, mom kept kicking in the door asking if we were hungry while me and melissa were inside. Luckily we were just playing some two handed touch football. [ light laughter ] moving on, our next slang term is cranberry sauced. Your aunt gets drunk before the turkey is even out of the oven. [ laughter ] lets see it in a sentence, the whole family hadnt even arrived yet and aunt linda was already stripped down to her bra singing i will survive. cranberry sauced. Next up, some of you may have heard of a turducken which is a chicken, stuffed into a duck, stuffed into a turkey. Well this new slang term is turduncle. And its a relative who gained they swallowed a person who swallowed another person. [ light laughter ] for example, uncle pete sat down to thanksgiving dinner looking like he ate uncle jeff and uncle dave. [ light laughter ] turduncle. Our next term is mayflower. Heres the definition, a car full of white people driving to an indian restaurant. [ laughter ] for example, hey, josh, tyler and brad, i could really crush some saag paneer right now, fire up the mayflower. [ scattered applause ] pious. It means the person at the dinner table who insists you say a prayer. For example, moms weird friend crystal wouldnt let anyone start eating dinner until i said grace. Somebody tell that bitch, we jewish. [ light laughter ] pumpkin pious mezuzah on the door [ laughter and applause ] our next teen slang term is, leftovers. Heres the definition, the kids from your hometown who never left. [ laughter ] for example, dont go to the everyone there is a leftover and they want to catch up. [ light laughter ] next up, we have pardoning your turkey. What does it mean . Well its when you were planning to masturbate but then decide to not to at the last minute. Lets see it in a sentence, i locked myself in the bathroom but when i closed my eyes all i could see was my topless aunt linda singing i will survive. decided to go ahead and pardon my turkey. [ applause ] our last teen slang term is macys parade. Its when your cousins go float back into the house. [ laughter ] for example, sean and patrick disappeared for, like, two hours during thanksgiving, then they hovered into the house and ate the full turkey before dinner. Macysparade. That was seth explains teen slang thanksgiving edition. Well be right back with more late night. [ cheers and applause ] inner monologue all right, be cool. You got the amazing new iphone 7 on the house by switching to at t. What . . Aand you got unlimited data because you have directv . . Okay, just a few more steps. Door its cool get the iphone 7 on us and unlimited data when you switch to at t and have directv. Hurrhappening all month long. Great black friday deals like 25 off artificial christmas trees. 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[ growling ] [ laughter ] now, if i may before we continue, theres something i have been meaning to get off my chest for a while now, and, well, you know, i usually dont air my personal opinions on the show and this one has actually gotten me in trouble in the past. But im sorry, i have to say this, thanksgiving is too close to christmas. At this point in the broadcast, seth launched into a 60 second obscen about thanksgiving and his opinions about its proximity to christmas. Network policy prevents us from broadcasting his comments, but due to a technical issue, we were unable to edit this portion of the show. In summay, seth believes having two turkeyeating holidays within a month of each other is totally wack. [ he suggested the Fitness Industry was in bed with the free equinox classes he wants, which probably isnt a lot. Lets face it, dude is a ]unker. Seth then turned his aggression towards thanksgiving food, claiming you cant spell stuffing without fu. [ light laughter ] which is accurate, however, he also claimed you cant spell oboe without boobie which is inaccurate and also irrelevant. [ light laughter ] seth then began listing things hed rather do than go shopping on black friday. A list that included fistfighting a gorilla, sticking his junk inside a nutribullet and drinking an entire bottle of window cleaner. [ laughter ] then sensing the audience didnt believe him, he lifted up a bottle of window cleaner, unscrewed the top and drank nearly all of the bottle. [ laughter and applause ] [ cheers ] he quickly followed this by saying, and yes, mr. Demille, i am ready for my closeup. [ light laughter ] seth then turned to the closeup camera and smiled the worst smile you ever did see. To see your family twice in two months was just too exhausting, claiming theyre always up in my grill. At which point seths brother, josh, came out from backstage and said you invited us here, buttmunch. [ light laughter ] to which seth replied dont call me buttmunch, douchenozzle. [ light laughter ] to which josh replied, dont tell me what to do, fartknocker. [ light laughter ] to which seth replied, try and stop me, chodesmoker. [ light laughter ] to which josh replied, make me, turdburglar. To which seth replied, eat my to which josh replied, ooh, dillweed . Thats quite the insult coming from a dillhole. [ light laughter ] dillhole was apparently a step too far and seths feelings were so hurt that josh felt immediate guilt. [ audience aws ] realizing he had crossedhe line, josh began apologizing profusely. Things seemed to calm down as they went in to hug, but then josh kneed seth in the dick. [ laughter and applause ] at this point,her said, larry, we have to do something about this. Im going to give my love to the winner. [ laughter ] nbc would like viewers to disregard seths opinions about thanksgiving, as they do not reect the Networks Position and do not make any sense. We now resume our broadcast. Seth and you can take the heat and keep your turkey out of my kitchen. Woo that felt good to get off my chest. [ cheers and applause ] well be right back with more late night. [ cheers and applause ] . . Hon, i dont know if i deserve this i dont really work with my hands. You change a ton of diapers your usual . Not for me for him. Hon, you have something in your hair. Wouli already ate, actually. Ru hon, we listen to carol. Make my eyes pop . Is this supposed to happen . No, sit in crazy chairs. Get together and shop small on Small Business saturday. Small business saturday is our day to get out and shop small. A day to support our community and show some love for the people we love. And the places we love. The stuff we cant get anywhere else and food that tastes le home. Because the money we spend here cahelp keep our town growing. This saturday is Small Business saturday. Lets shop small our town, our home. Get up, all get together and shop small. Hey, need fast try cool mint zantac. It releases a cooling sensation in your mouth and throat. Nexium can take 24 hours. Try cool mint zantac. No pill relieves heartburn faster. Alright, did you know i was the mommy slam dunk champion . Really . Yes, really dont sound so surprised. Lets see it oh youre ready. . T alright, here we go. Lets hear the crowd. Ahhhh i go to the right. I go to the left. . Seth welcome back, everybody. Our guests tonight are three of my favorite people in the world. Please welcome back to the show, my mother, my father and my brother, josh. [ cheers and applause ] . . R . C [ cheers a seth there they are. Third year, we start letting you guys be in sketches. [ light laughter ] so i want to start by saying, were going to obviously talk . . Abouou everything we will say tonight is honest and truthful. And i feel like we need to say that. Because as youve pointed out in the past, therwas a time where i took some liberties with our Family History. Yes, its true. In seventh grade you had to write a Family History, which all the kids said it was a big their grandmothers and grandfathers and so we kept saying to you, hows it coming . You say, yeah its coming, its good. Its good. Want to call grandma . Yeah, ill call. Want to look at family albums . Yeah [ light laughter ] and so, and hilary was a teacher in the same school that he went to, so if he didnt do a good job, she was going to take hear about it. Seth yeah. And, but anyway, the night before, hows the Family History coming . Im all set. We go to bed, we wake up, we could hear the printer in the morning printing. [ light laughter ] so like really good parents, we completely forgot about it and the school year was over and hilarys cleaning out the backpack and i come home from work and she said, heres the Family History. Page. At the bottom it says i cant wait to turn t the teacher wrote this. So we flip it, read the second at the bottom, it says whain . . Zd page was that my grandmother wh emigrated from lithuania with about two kopeks to her name, according to his history, she was an olympic equestrian. [ laughter ] and, anyway, yeah its seventh grade. Its four, five pages. He comes home that night and i remember saying to you, i said, well, i read your Family History. You said, dad, i got an a, it was really good. [ light laughter ] and i said, yeah, but its not our family. [ laughter ] and he said, what were they going to do, fact check it . [ laughter ] seth i took advantage. He took advantage. Seth i took advantage of a hole in the system. Thats right. [ light laughter ] seth i should mention, by the way, you have a cocktail right there, mom. I have a cocktail here. Do you guys have your cocktails there . Yeah ill get you one, here you go. Seth theres yours. I kind of seth oh youre nervous. You dont want to have a drink daytime. And it was much easier for me. Nit . Now, what time is it at i mean ive seth welth t [ laughter ] also backstage [ inaudible ] yeah, but she has asked me what timit is three times. In the last half hour. Seth i think the more year reunion this year. Seth and you both went to each others High School Reunion and josh, dad call you called me from moms phone, so, at hers. Yes. 9 . . So we call my mother, hurry. . N . Its a nickname. Y phone rings, says hurry. I answer, i say hurry. Because thats what you do. [ light laughter ] but it was my father, it was yarry. Hes like, hey, im at this ham, like ill do anything right now. Seth there you go. Yeah. H out about a guy you had a crush on. Yes. Seth he wasnt at the reunion, right . No i havent seen him since high school. Seth this was your high school crush. Yes. Seth and nothing ever happened with him. Crazy, swarthy, big, tall, greek guy. Seth okay. Like a greek god. [ light laughter ] so, anyhow, i always he never asked me out. I thought, never, to a prom or 5xrr5oanything. Seth uhhuh. So im at the reunion, im sitting there, and his best friend sits down next to me, he says, oh my gosh, mark was crazy in love with you. I said, no way. I said, why didnt he ever ask me out . He was too shy. Said, why wouldnt you ask him out . I said, in the sixties nobody did that. [ lighug i was a good girl. Seth yeah. So then the next night i go to my book group. [ laughter ] seth okay. [ applause ] i shudder to think what hes doing. Seth so you go to your book group. So the next night i go to my book group,and theres eight women there, my friends, and i relayed this story. Seth sure. And they said, well, do you know what he looks like . And i said no, i just have his High School Reunion piure. Seth sure. They said, you know you can google people. No cause i dont its in all the papers. Google. But i didnt know that you could get a picture of somebody. Seth right. So the next thing i know, they showed me the picture. Seth a current picture. Current picture. Guess who he looks like . Seth who . A dead ringer. [ laughter and applause ] a dead ringer. Seth you got a type. I do. Seth so in the end it was well, he was swarthy and greek. I dont know what happened to him. [ light laughter ] i dont have my phone on me. I dont exactly have a beard. Like, i havent shaved since last thursday. So, i dont know. Seth there g cause, i mean, you could have ended up with him. He looks the same but then you wouldnt have poshy and i. Thas right. It all worked out perfect. Seth all right, well be right back with more late night with the meyers. [ cheers and applaus] ta . . Rgets black friday 30 off parel doorbuster you guys look amazing gonit t. Whould you give someone whconvinced you to follow your dreams with oneross country road trip . The greatest gift for someone who gave you these moments is to give those moments back. Dewars the most awarded blended scotch in history. Switch your family of four to tmobile. T eight hundred dollars to spend anywhere you want. And this weekend only, were bringing back our best offer ever. The amazing iphone 7 for zero dollars. Hurry in and get the iphone 7, with unlimited everything, with your lowes Consumer Credit card. Make your home happy with great savings at lowes. I30 off apparel doorbuster targets black friday you guys look amazing good thing i wore my formal frosting tonight okay, over here, rambo. Say fromage. Yeah no expression whatsoever. Good choice. . Okay. Little sis, step on up. Hey, out of my shot, special ed. Hey be nice. Theyre just kids. They drew first blood, not youre preggers . Im kidding. Im kidding. Its not really bad time to talk about how many rugrats wee going to have. I used to think six, but after today, im not so sure. Seth welcome back to the late night, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] that was my brother, josh. And a clip from the Second Season of his show, red oaks on amazon prime. Check it out. Its a fantastic show. And so now were back, very exciting. One of the things thats happened this year obviously, is youre grandparents for the first time with baby ashe. Its pretty exciting. Yeah its great. Yeah. Seth we post photos every day, videos every day so you guys can keep in touch. Yes. Seth you were very excited he started crawling. Yes. Very excited. And i didnt know you could do that. Videos and pictures every day can come to people. [ light laughter ] who knew . Seth google and video in the same week, this must be a real you know, they also have watches that tell you what time it is. [ light laughter ] you should see her expression when she opens the mailbox and sees the mail. Seth how does it happen . I will say on the video frt, like, im so happy that hes crawling now. There was a video last week. And he was sort of tricked with a ball and he came forwa rd and its great. Because it was like, i love him and hes adorable, like, its undeniable, but there was to me, there was a really dark period of just when he first started eating solid food. Seth yeah. It was like 45second videos, like, he really loves this salmon and asparagus. [ light laughter ] and he was just, like, be and hes so great. Seth so you were happy with the crawling video. Happy that thats happening. Absolutely. Yeah. It was, yeah. Because i was also waiting for something to happen at the end of those videos. [ light laughter ] that he would eventually get the food in his mouth. Yeah. Theres never a turn. Seth well look, im going to give him all these notes. [ light laughter ] please, please. Seth and i think this is actually a nice segue because the Meyers Family is obviously very honest about how they feel about things. Giving notes is something that certainly you two have never josh, theres youve been watching every episode of the show. Yeah. Seth anything you feel like ive improved upon . Well, i love you sitting at the desk to start, but when you used to come out and do the standing monologue, you would say, hows everybody doing, are is everybody well . Which is grammatically correct, but you sound pricky. Seth yeah. [ laught you dont do that anymore. [ laughter ] seth well, um. [ laughter ] and now, dad, recently you got on the phone with me, and this isnt really a note for me, you have a note for some guests. Yeah, most of the guests, if you watch other talk shows, which you shouldnt really do. [ laughter ] seth yeah. And he called me and said, you got to do something about that. [ light laughter ] and i said, well, we tell them not to do that. He said, you got to tell them again. [ light laughter ] so this is it. This is the message. Velcro, something. Seth one of the other things about having a baby that my wife is most afraid of is we, as a Meyers Family, have a vocabulary that was created when we were babies. Right. Seth so we as adults already have baby talk as part of our life. Yeah. Seth my wife is afraid we are going to teach him baby words as adults and hes going to think those are the real words. Like just some quick examples. Ill say the word and you guys can in unison say what the Meyers Family calls them. Banana. Bini. [ light laughter ] seth elephant. Hensent. Seth dinner. Dinwars. Seth yeah, yeah. And so alexi has voiced her concern about this, to you. Yeah well she like, we all you all call me posh. Seth yeah. And like alexi slipped at one point and called me posh. You posh. Not at all. Seth yeah. And she also has said to us, like, oh, dinwars is ready. And its a slip, but we just use these words so often. Seth we juse wear people down. [ light laughter ] because were not going to change. Seth yeah. No. Seth as we mentioned, our nicknames, hurry, yarry, poshy, soofie. Ashe, youve been saying ashe is a tricky name to make a yeah, because its like your names are one syllable b ut you can make them longer but cant really i cant figure out what to put on ashe. Ashey, no, its not good. Seth but you actually, years ago came up with what you wanted to call the first grandson. Poncho. Seth yeah. [ laughter ] and you want to explain that realuick . Yeah, when i was a kid, there used to be a tv show called the cisco kid. And the cisco kid was sort of the hero and his sidekick who was kind of comic relief was poncho. And so, not only do i want to call him poncho, but i dont want to be called grandpa, i want to be called cisco. And if you saw the pictures earlr, hes comic relief. Les be honest, you know. Seth yeah. Well i think the days cause obviously, s weekend and when i say to ashe, heres grandma hurry and here the cisco kid. [ light laughter ] alexis eyes roll out of her head. Yeah. Seth all right. So thats a little bit of the background of the meyers. But when we come back, well play our favorite game show, how well do you know ur meyers . Right after this. [ cheers and applause ] great black friday deals happening all month long. Like 25 off artificial christmas trees. . Z[g plus get your choice of inflatables for only 69. Make your home happy with huge deals right now at lowes. . . . . How else do you think he gets around so fast . Take the reins this holiday and get the mercedesbenz the 2017 gla250 for 329 a month at your local mercedesbenz dealer. Applebees buy one get one free menu means you can try this combination for just 12. 49. Or this one. Or this one. Or, well, you get the idea. And get a second absolutely free. For a limited time. Sometimes, you feel the need to take. A smellfie. Hanes wants to end the smellfie. Those quick self sniffs. To check the ol smell levels. But this thing weve all done doesnt need to be a thing. Theres a smart way to stay fresh. Hanes with freshiq advanced odorprotection technology. For 5 hours only, get 80 off a nikon prostaff bdc scope 50 off aquantum energy casting reel and 110 off danner pronghorn hunting boots plus, the first 600 in line will receive a free giveaway from over 8,000 in prizes. Doors open at 5am. Cant wait . Shop thanksgiving day at cabelas. Com . [ cheers and applause ] seth welcome back. Its thanksgiving, which means its a great time for families to find out how much they know about each other. And were the Meyers Family, so its time to play how well do you know your meyers . [ cheers and applause ] . . Seth the game is simple. I will ask my family trivia past, youll remember my beautiful assistant, cassandra. Unfortunately,n the hospital so we are joined by her sister, classandra. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] hi. Seth i was so sorry to hear cassandra was in the hospital. Shes not in the hospital anymore. Seth oh, thats good to hear. She died. Seth oh. [ light laughter ] classandra, is that true . [ laughter ] all right. Ill take the cards now. No, i we need them. [ laughter ] give it up for classandra, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] josh, the first question is for yo where was the worst vacation we ever took as a family . Seth classandra, show me the answer. Molasses pond. [ laughter ] that was the answer we were looking for. Why didnt i get a chance . Seth what . Why didnt i get a chance . Seth thats not how it works have been 10. [ laughter ] seth all right. Which you also claim you love that you loved that trip. Seth did you like Molasses Pond . I loved Molasses Pond. Seth well then, you o43don deserve a point. [ light laughter ] mom . Yes . Seth you ready for your question . Yeah, i hope i know it. Seth were going to show you a video on this tv screen. Okay. Seth mom, tell uses what this is. [ indistinct chatter ] i dont know. But what seth lets try loong are you on a are you on a subway . I dont know what it [ laughter ] seth classandra, show us what it is. It was a face swap video. Oh come on videos, you know my history on videos. [ laughter ] no fair. Seth but subway guess. [ light laughter ] yeah. There was also a toado when we went to busch gardens. It was still better than [ bleep ] molasses pie. [ laughter ] dad, when josh and i were little, what would you call us when it was time for us to take a bath . Dirt ball one and dirt ball two. [ light laughter ] seth classandra . Thats right. [ cheers and appla] classandra, give my dad his first point. And of course, points here in the Meyers Family are sheep dogs because weve only had sheep dogs for our entire life. And what have been the five sheep dogs names, dad . Then there was albert. [ light laughter ] albert. Albert. Albert. And albert. Seth yeah, there you go. Thats right. [ applause ] all right. Moving on to round two. Josh . In high school, you ran for Student Council president. On one of your posters, you put your head on the body of a male model. The text on that poster read its a good day for the women of west when josh does what . Round two, i want to remind you in round two of our game, you can ask a baze. . In this case, baze is our head writer, alex baze. [ cheers and applause ] so inep with a question, much like phone a wh billionaire, baze is here for josh. Here for you. Josh, the question is for you. In high schoolyou ran for Student Council president , on one of your posters you put your body on the head of a male model. The text on that poster read, its a good day for the women of west when josh does what . Seth all right. Baze. In high school, josh ran for Student Council president. On one of his posters put his model. The text on that poster re its a good day for the women of west when josh does what . I dont know. Laughter ]ow wh . I didnt grow up with you. And when you talk about growing up, i dont listen. [ light laughter you know why . Im busy writing a monologue way, but the rest of the world doesnt brealessly follow the exploits of the Meyers Family. [ laughter ] oh, thats cold. Youre not ill be right weve known each other 15 years. Where am i from . Seth the states . [ light laughter ] [ laughter ] cant believe ey didnt take seth moving on, mom. The question is for you. Oh, gosh. Et home froschool, what was our most requested snack . . O all your meats and cheeses . Seth all your meats and cheeses. Classandra . Thats correct [ cheers and applause wait, wait, wait. Where did you grow up, on a cruise ship . [ light laughter ] want to know was a snack wast the baze household . Some hard tack and a pack of cigarettes. [ laughter ] seth do you have anything else to add, baze . Yea happy thanksgiving. Im going to go write some jokes. [ cheers and applause ] seth definitely definitely the last year for ask a baze. Moving on ou [ turkey gobbling ] ohand that sound means its on comes from actor comedian extraordinaire, retta. Retta, fire away. The question is, who was hilary hitting on at the afterparty the year seth hosted the emmys . Seth dad, who was mom hitting on at the afterparty, when i hosted the emmys . I have a twopansthat [ light laughter ] seth okay. Seth the answer is idris elba. Retta, what did you have to say . The answe idris elba. I see you hillary and i feel you. [ laughter ]give another poi. [ cheers and applause ] no, because baze left. My inlaws who are not here because they are currently getting dinner ready for us. So the first question about my inlaws is for you, josh