Something out of nothing. I met a woman in tanzania who came to a vaccine clinic that we helped to stock. And you have to refrigerate vaccines. And it was way out in the country. The woman still had to walk 12 miles with her sixmonthold baby just to get there. But it was the first time shed ever been able to do that. And then i met some farmers in tanzania, including one woman with seven children who was farming one acre of land, and she almost tripled her yield joining this program we started with 85,000 farmers. And she added soybeans, and her income went up more than 300 because we lowered the price of the seed and fertilizer. And all of a sudden, all her kids can go to school, and she thinks shes really rich, you know. applause there are literally millions and millions of people like that, that for very little money per farmer could feed their countries, export food, deal with this growing global population. So it was really rewarding. I loved it. Dave and this must be very satisfying, and this is money from the Clinton Global Initiative, the Clinton Foundation . My foundation does these programs. The Clinton Global Initiative is basically a network that we try to build and we rarely participate in the projects there. Somebody comes and gets us and says, you can do thissing, nobody else can, we do. But basically thats a network e that have pledged over a decade 100 billion that has already helped 430 Million People in 180 countries. And its all voluntary. For example, in america weve got some public and private Pension Funds that have committed 14 billion to retrofit buildings and make them under energy efficient. Theyve already spent six million of it and created 50,000 jobs. No taxpayer money no, nothing just finding opportunity finding the investors to do it. Its going good. applause dave because i have a card here, and ill read some things, and please comment. Clinton foundation, 9. 9 Million People are receiving hivaids treatment. Remarkable. Thats more than half the people in the world who get it. The reason is, we were able to pioneer more than 10 years ago now a big reduction in the price by getting the whole Business Model of the aids drugs changed. They were a lowvolume, highprofit margin uncertain payment business. We made massive volume, low profit margin but certain payment. And because of that, 70 countries have asked to us negotiate contracts that they buy aids medicine from. We dont touch the money. The money goes from the donors to these poor countries and they buy the drugs at that price. But its had a dramatic a dramatic effect. And its also lowered everybody elses prices. Dave back home in the united states, 15 million children have access to healthier food choices in their schools in the fight against childhood obesity. 15 million kids. The first lady, Michelle Obama is running this lets move program. She asked us to run our foundation and our alliance for a healthier generation that i did with the American Heart Association after i had our surgery. laughter and we do the school programs. The first thing we did was reach an agreement with the soft drink companies to reduce total calories in drink goes going to school by 90 . applause and then we worked on getting the then we worked on getting the meal more nutritious before the new federal guidelines came in. Then we worked on exercise programs before, during, and after schools. So were trying to do our part there. And i think its making a real difference. applause . Dave yeah. I mean its still unbelievable to me that we have kid in this country who are not getting enough food and then kids had this country who are obese. I mean, how do you reconcile that . Actually, theyre quite close. You know, theyre basically on the knife edge of poverty one way or the other. There are people hoare food insecure, who dont get enough food stamps or whatever. And then there are people whose parents have barely enough to pay their bills and they work all theo they dont have time to prepare the food. So they buy food that is high in bulk high in caloric content low in nutritional value and they become obese. And theyre very close to the people who are hungry. And weve got to deal with both problems. Dave and then there is the other part of it, maybe the biggest part of all the corporations producing food like that because they know its what people will end up buying. Yeah, but and were working with them. There are a lot of them that really want to change if we can make it possible to do what we did with aids medicine and the the soft drinks for them to make money if a lot of way. Theyll take a lot of the sugar out of the food. Theyll stop a lot of processed carbs. We have to keep working at it. Were making progress but we have a ways to go. Dave let me ask you another question areue put it in a percentage whats the chance of you moving back to 1600 pennsylvania . cheers and applause . Well first of all hillary has to win the nomination. If she wins the nomination, then she has to win the election. If she wins the election the chances are 100 ill move back. laughter if wait, wait if im asked. You know dave you may not not be invited back. My experience haas since i left the white house when a president of either party asks you say yes. It would be a good thing for america if she wins. I hope she disncht what an amazing life this will has been and will continue to be for both of you. We have been so fortunate. Its funny how your perspective changes. I think having a grandchild made a big difference but we just sort of try to wake up every day in a good humor and be greatful and go out there eye urged her to just go out there and have a good time, tell the American People what she wanted to do, explain what the challenges are from her point of view and what we should do and just be grateful. Weve had a wonderful life. And im grateful. Dave well, were very happy that youre here. applause and very impressed by what youve been able to do since you left the white house. I think at one point we discussed that maybe its easier for a man or a woman to be more effective out of office, actually than when theyre in office. Youre about to find out. Dave by god i take that as a challenge. Youre exactly right. Well do it together. Thank you. Dave president bill clinton, ladies and gentlemen. cheers and applause well be right back with adam sandler, everybody. applause Olive Gardens all new duos are here. But not for long starting at 11. 99. 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Sometimes life can get a little complicated. Your sandwich doesnt have to be. Oscar mayer deli fresh is made with 100 turkey breast thats sliced and sealed at the peak of freshness. Its deli quality, every time. Its oscar mayer. applause dave okay. How about this . Our next guest very funny man very talented, we couldnt be happier to have him here, and especially tonight. Do me a favor welcome our good friend, adam sandler. Adam, come on out. How are you . Thank you wow. Thank you, thank you yeah dave you look great, by the way. You too dave. Dave have you lost weight or something . Yeah, yeah, i had bad cholesterol so i figured id take i was taking pills the doctor told me to take pills is and then i was taking them and then i said maybe i should lose a few pounds. Dave good, youre looking after yourself thats gate because of your family. Exactly. Trying to live a little longer now. How is president clinton looking like that . Hes looking pretty good expncht smart. Second president i met today. I met president clinton earlier in the dressing room and also at the Port Authority i met a guy who told me he was harry truman. laughter applause thank you. And i gotta say dave, out of the two harry truman hugs longer. Dave well, that really i mean, harry truman. Congratulations. He was a good man. He was funny. Dave and how are the kids . Theyre older now. I keep tell me what are the ages . My sadie just turned 9 and my other kid sonny is 6. And theyre happy and everythings good. I just actually, there was a Birthday Party another so my wifes grandmother this is kind i dont know if its a great story. laughter but my wifes grandmother its okay. It ends up okay. But my wifes grandmother is 99. So dave 99 99. applause shes a good lady. So we had a nice Birthday Party for her this past weekend. And so anyway, shes 99, and shes sleeping at our house and in the middle of the night i hear this terrifying scream. Aarrggh and i woke up, oh, something happened. I woke up and grandma fell. She was all right. She didnt get badly hurt. She hurt her knee but she was okay. She was frantic who are you . Its adam, its addam. She was evidence in, got her back to bed and everything was good. And the next night im laying in bed and i hear the same scream and i was like oh, boy. That whole day during her birthday i told her it was my birthday too. I said, why is everybody celebrating . Its mine, too. And she said, it is . And at the end of the night i tell her its not my birthday. So anyway, i go downstairs after the scream. And she didnt fall this time. I said, grandma, what happened . Shed shooez like, i had a bad dream. And i was like okay, all right. And she goes who are you . And i said, its adam, its adam. And she said, happy birthday. I swear to god, it was so funny. applause dave thats pretty good. Yeah, it was nice. Dave thats very nice. How long have i known you . Oh, man nches i can remember and i told you this before you came on the show and you were, like, 18 or something crazy. No, i was 22. Dave 22. 22 and it was the best. It was the biggest thing for me, my family. Thats all we talked about. And i dont know. I was telling somebody earlier when i was on saturday night live and we did your show whenever like we thought we were the coolest guys ever because we were on the show, we were young and coke and farley and . Ieder and spade and Norm Macdonald and dave thats a very formidable cast. Those guys it was great we were all best friends. Put i swear to god, every time we were we were in the same building asue every time we went to the other side where your show was we would not feel as we were like, i think hes better than us. Theres no about it. Thats all im trying to tell you. We thought your show was great and you were always our hero and thats it. 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I let her go with that one. Dave now listen, this is fantastic. I was told and i hope this is correct that you have a special presentation. Of course. Ive been trying to write this song for you for the last dave a song. cheers and applause . Ill go sing it for you. Dave all right. I hate i hate going over there. Dave paul . Everyone. No, its just me. I dont think the employs or the ladies heard it yet. But i love you. I hate leaving the couch but i gotta go do it. Dave adam sandler, ladies and gentlemen. Thanks, guys. Okay. All right. I swear to you im a little emotional. Im going to try not to get too. Here we go. Oh boy. Here we go. Listen there is no better man than good old david letterman. And no one gets Julia Roberts face redder than a dirty david letterman. Hes leaving after 30 years and you know he will be missed. If you like gaptoothed men in doublebreasted suits hes number one on your top 10 list. He wont have to pick up the phone anymore when les moonves calls him up. Hell finally have time to take jay leno out for coffee and then secretly pee in his cup. applause . There simply is no better man than good old david letterman. And no one makes my mother wetter than. Dave hey hey paul wow thats dave what david letterman. Okay mom i told him. I hope youre happy. Sorry. Dave whats going on here seems like yesterday when i was 14 and you looked like a freshman at ball state. Now your hairpiece is full of gray and im bleep 48. I cant believe at night when were watching Stephen Colbert youll be tucked in bed under the sheets. Pet with stupid tricks will have no place to go while paul shaffer and the band sell crack on the streets laughter . Paul so sad. Yeah, boys paul no truer no truer has ever been spoken. Okay. There simply is no better man than our hero david letterman. I cant thank you enough for all youve done. And im sure i aint the only one because you paved the way for every late night show. Both jimmies should get on their knees and blow you kisses, you kisses. No more interviewing heidi klum or sherryl teagues. Now youre just the oldest man at little league. When you say goodbye and take your final drive in your ferrari full of stolen office flies. And we watch you go with eyes full of tears. I hope the cops pull you over and drag you back here for 30 more years. cheers and applause . Cause youre the king of comedy. Our best friend on tv. cheers and applause and ill miss you yeah buddy ill miss you. The whole worlds gonna miss you. David letterman cheers and applause dave oh, my that was beautiful adam sandler, ladies and gentlemen. Thank you. God bless you and your family, my friend. You too dave. Dave adam sandler everybody. Look. There you go. Good night folks. [captioning funded by Cbs Television studios and cbs broadcasting inc. ] reggie ladies and gentlemen, all the way from oklahoma, oklahoma, give it up for the one, the only james corden [cheers and applause] james how are you . Hey thank you. [cheers and applause] i love it. Thanks so much, guys. Have a seat. Thank you welcome to have a seat. Thanks so much, please. Thanks for coming out. I appreciate you being here. You can have a seat. Reggie im sorry [laughter] talk us through this. Reggie yeah, you know, i thought asymmetry was the name of the game today. James isnt it a triumph ladies and gentlemen . [applause] i basically had the same hairstyle since i was 12 and it annoys me every night. But welcome everybody. Thank you for being here. [cheers and applause] some news today i dont know if you saw this that a british study has concluded that hiphop has a bigger influence on Popular Culture than any other music genre. And i was like of course, it does. I could have told you that because i am completely street and down with the kids yall. Do you know what i mean. Honestly im so street that when i heard this news, i was like, stop, hammer time. A little underground reference that a lot of you dont get. Of course hiphop is influential most hiphop songs are just instructions for life over a cool beat. Instructions like back that ass up, do you know what i mean . Teach me how to dougie and of course hey audience smoke james i wish i could do that at any point just in my life just go into a shop and go hey