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Steve yeah [ cheers and applause ] so excited about that. Also, we have lena dunham, Dwayne Johnson and Ricky Gervais all dropping by. Steve woah [ cheers and applause ] jimmy its a big week for us. We have some good music coming up. We have performances dj shadow featuring run the jewels. Everyones talking about that. [ applause ] wale, phantogram, and brian regan. Its gonna be a big week. But first we have a great show tonight. Its always fun when this guy stops by. From the new film Independence Day resurgence, Liam Hemsworth is here steve yeah [ cheers and applause ] jimmy come on steve woah jimmy big movie. Steve big. Jimmy yeah. Steve gimongous. Jimmy he is a stud. I like that guy. Were gonna challenge liam to a a brandnew guy called slip and flip. Steve ooh. [ laughter ] really . Jimmy yeah. Oh, yeah. Its a game thats sweeping the nation. Steve oh, its sweeping the nation, okay. Jimmy yes, yes. Sorry, yeah. Steve slip and flip. Jimmy plus, his latest album, called last year was complicated debuted at number one on itunes. Nick jonas is on the show tonight. Steve woah [ cheers and applause ] its a good record. Steve love that kid. A lot of brothers. Jimmy interesting, he didnt interesting he didnt cut his face at all with the glass. [ light laughter ] steve thats crazy. Jimmy its amazing. Steve he shouldnt play sip and flip. Jimmy no, exactly. Steve cause he not good with glass. [ laughter ] jimmy he just missed a a disaster. Steve yeah. Jimmy yeah. Hes got very, you know, a very good looking face. Steve it was complicated. Jimmy he doesnt want it. No, he doesnt want it. Look at that. This one hes safe. Theres no glass here. Steve right. Jimmy and this one, just dangerous. Steve thats a dangerous amount of glass. Jimmy it was complicated to say the least. Steve because of the glass. Jimmy exactly. Steve last year was complicated. Jimmy why would you do that . Steve yeah, exactly. Jimmy this photo shoot you dont even understand how complicated. Steve yeah. Jimmy the lens broke. Steve should i walk forward . No. Jimmy no. No, you gotta stop walking yeah he just steve youre going to get cut by that glass jimmy we gotta use this one, man. We gotta use this one. This is the one. Steve why . That ones got glass. Jimmy i know, but thats the one we gotta use, man. He looks fantastic. Steve dude. Jimmy were going to talk with nick and then hes going to perform for us late in the show. We love this guy. You dont want to miss it. [ cheers and applause ] and i want to talk to him about last time we were on the show. We were partners together. We played a game together. Pyramid i think was the game we played. And he was like do you remember when he was partenr . Steve yeah. Jimmy he was awful. [ laughter ] steve no, he didnt know any jimmy do you remember this . Questlove i remember, yeah. Steve he didnt know any of your references. Jimmy i had like mobster movies or something. Mob movies or Something Like that and he didnt know any movie i talked about. [ light laughter ] i go like steve hes been working his entire life. Jimmy give me a hint, give me a hint. I know. I know. Hes a baby. I know. Im like, how do you not know that . Steve i was working jimmy cause youre 40, dude, and im not [ laughter ] im a baby. Hes not. No. Steve and theres glass around my face jimmy i dont where glass is gonna show up what do you want me to do last year was complicated, man. [ laughter ] get off my back steve quit threatening me hes not even the bonus jonas, hes like a regular jonas. Jimmy no, hes [ laughter ] yeah. Hes not even the bonus jonas. Steve no. Hmm. [ laughter ] jimmy but ill talk to him about that. Well get down to it. Also you guys, were doing this fun thing. A couple weeks ago, i mentioned this fun thing we want to do with all the dads out there for fathers day. We had tariq from the roots write an original rap song in honor of dads. [ cheers and applause ] heres a little snippet of the song. Its bout time to show some love to who you call daddy you see me out there on the course jimmy stop, stop playing it. Thats good, right there, yeah. Its a great song. [ laughter ] but what we want to do is make a dad rap video, okay, so we need your help. If youre a dad, we want you to learn the song and then videotape yourself rapping it. Not lipsynching. We want you to rap. [ laughter ] you can use props, costumes, whatever you want. Just go for it. Be a dad. [ laughter ] to help you out weve uploaded tariqs full song to tonightshow. Com dadrap. One version has lyrics, the other is just the beat so you can rap along to it. So listen to it, learn it and then just spit. Steve spit it out. Jimmy you know, yeah. Steve yeah. [ laughter ] jimmy just go for it. Once youre done, upload the video to youtube with the title tonight show dad rap. Well choose our favorites and then edit them together to make the best fathers day rap music video ever. It is going to be fun. Its gonna be epic. So please take a shot and do that. [ cheers and applause ] steve rapping it up. Jimmy be real cool, yeah. Rapping it up im a rapping dad im the baddest dad that you ever had im telling you, just go for it. Steve forgotten holiday. Jimmy yeah. No, its not. Guys, it is june and you know what that means. Its time to do some serious beach readin. And i dont want you guys reading any stinkers this summer. Steve really . Jimmy yeah. So to help you out im about to show you some books you should avoid at all costs. Thats right, its time for my latest installment of my do not read list. Here we go. [ cheers and applause ] do not read do not read do not read these books these books these books jimmy now, before we start, i just want you all to know that every book that im about to show you is 100 real. These are actual books. You can find them on amazon or check them out at your local library. They are real. All right, lets see whats on my do not read list. This first one is a diy book. Steve oh, good, love that. Jimmy do it yourself. Steve do it yourself. Jimmy yes. Steve love it. Jimmy diy. It is called, fun things to do with milk jugs. [ laughter ] steve a milk jug. Okay. Jimmy yeah. I can, yeah, i can start thinking of a couple things. The [ laughter ] steve wahwah. Jimmy no, no. I dont have a pin here. Oh, heres one. Heres one right here you can do. You can make that a hobby horse. All you do is you paint a jug brown. [ laughter ] and then you turn it into this nightmare. Steve oh, there you go. Jimmy right there. Ah happy birthday steve its complicated i wish there was shards of glass. Jimmy last year was complicated. Steve yeah. [ laughter ] milk jug. Jimmy it was everywhere. This next book is for all of you pet owners out there. Steve oh, love it. Jimmy yep. This is cat talk what your cat is trying to tell you. [ laughter ] thats right. Thats a cute cover there. Lets see what our cats are thinking about. This is a good chapter it thought. Rage. [ laughter ] that pretty much steve thats it. Jimmy that sums up the whole book. Steve thats all it. Thats the whole book. Jimmy okay. Steve cat rage. Jimmy nothing but rage. Theyre cute. Jimmy this next one is a a childrens book. Steve oh, love childrens books. Jimmy love childrens books. This one is pooh all year long. Steve oh, my god. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy some steve yeah. Jimmy some kids do. Some kids do. Steve that book is a a stinker. [ laughter ] where was it on the bestseller list, what position . Jimmy it was number two. [ laughter ] yeah, yeah. Im wiped, im wiped. Steve you are so wiped. Jimmy next one is a a selfhelp book. Steve good, love that. Jimmy theyre always good for you. Steve love helping people. Jimmy you love those . Steve yeah. Jimmy this one is living above the level of mediocrity. [ laughter ] well, way to aim high. Steve yeah. Jimmy you dont want to do too well. Steve yeah. Jimmy just a little bit above mediocrity. Steve just a little bit. Living above jimmy a little bit above wait, heres look at the authors name. Charles r. Swindoll. Steve oh. Jimmy i think were being swindled here. Steve by that guy. Jimmy yeah, by charles swindoll. Yeah. Steve living above. Living above the level of mediocrity. Were down to our last book here you guys. Steve oh. [ audience aws ] jimmy sorry, it happens. But this is a cookbook. You guys enjoy cookbooks . Steve oh, great. Jimmy cant have too many of those. Steve no, love cooking, love books. Jimmy this is the meat stretcher cookbook. Steve oh. [ laughter ] [ applause ] wait, is that a diy book . Jimmy no, no, its not. Steve do it yourself . [ laughter ] jimmy kind of. Kind of. Hold on a second. It kind of is. The meat stretcher cookbook. Yeah. I mean this is you ever stretch your meat . [ laughter ] steve well, pulled my own pork so [ laughter ] jimmy yeah. Thats right. I read your barbecue book. Steve yeah. Yeah. It was a fantastic book. Jimmy i was gonna say its a big seller. Steve a lot of stuff, a lot of hints. Big seller. Jimmy huge. Yeah. Lets see if theres a good recipe. This one made me laugh. Steve what do you got . Jimmy stroganoff loaf. Steve okay, come on. Jimmy there you go. Have you ever done that . Steve a stroganoff ive done. Jimmy yeah, thats right. Thats all i have for my edition of my do not read list. [ cheers and applause ] if you have a book that you think should be on our next do not read list i want to see it. Send your titles to our blog us at donotread tonightshow. Com. Well be right back with Liam Hemsworth, ladies and gentlemen. [ cheers and applause ] to severe rheumatoid arthritis, and youre talking to your doctor about your medication. This is humira. 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I dont know why im just saying it now. [ light laughter ] its fun for me. I like imax 3d. And also in theaters. Which i also love theaters. On june 24th. Ladies and gentlemen, give it up for Liam Hemsworth. Here he is. [ cheers and applause ] Liam Hemsworth [ cheers and applause ] Liam Hemsworth, welcome back to our show. We always love having you here. Thank you. Jimmy ow, ow, ow. [ cheers ] youre gonna make me blush. Jimmy yeah, yeah. Hows the family . Hows your brother chris doing . Is he okay . Hes really good. Hes um yeah, hes all right. Yeah. [ light laughter ] jimmy last time he was here, we played a game and he did not win. Yeah, hes pretty cut up about it. Jimmy i can see, hed be real bummed about that. Im glad hes doing well. We were last time talking about you of course. When he comes on the show, he talks about you. Does he . Jimmy yeah. What a sweet angel. [ laughter ] jimmy we were talking about he showed a picture of you with your toenails being painted. Yeah, we painted each others toenails. Jimmy no, no, no, thats not true. Who does it now, your nieces . Our nieces, yeah. Jimmy how old are they . Well, he has whats he got . Hes got one girl and two little boys and then my oldest brother has three little girls. Jimmy and they just go and they paint your toenails . We just let em go crazy. Jimmy you do . Yeah. [ light laughter ] jimmy cause you have i saw this photo of you. They painted your face a little bit there. Yeah, we did a little face painting. Jimmy that was nice of them. [ laughter ] very subtle. You almost couldnt tell they did stuff to your face there. Theyre artists those kids. Jimmy uncle liam will let you do anything. Yeah, no, im a great uncle. Im the kind of guy that just lets them do whatever they want. Jimmy when you babysit candy. Jimmy candy . Yeah, candy. Loads of candy. Have candy. Beer, if you want one ill give you one. Jimmy no, no, thats not true. Thats not thats absolutely not true. No, you cant do that. But even candy is, im realizing now, i have a a 3yearold and go, oh, yeah. That doesnt really work. It definitely stops the screaming. Jimmy yeah, they love candy, yeah. For a period of time. And then it gets more intense. Jimmy but then uncle liam leaves and then daddys stuck with the baby. And youre like you have three brothers, right, total . Two brothers . Two older brothers. Jimmy so, you have three hemsworth. Did you guys have babysitters . We, no, we didnt really have babysitters. Jimmy because they couldnt handle you guys . Yeah, i think we were too crazy. I mean, there was one there was a time when my mom and dad went away and my brother and luke myself and my oldest brother luke stayed with my grandma and grandpa and then chris had to stay with our uncle cause we were just too much trouble. We couldnt jimmy so, instead of babysitters they would just split the family up . [ laughter ] yeah, we had to. You had to. Because me and chris, wed argue and fight about who was going to sit in the front seat and any little thing. We were just too crazy. Jimmy your nickname was triple, right . Triple 6, yeah, the devils number. Jimmy yeah. [ laughter ] yeah, no, my uncles used to call me triple 6 and they said that they tried to exorcise me at one point but it didnt work. [ laughter ] jimmy just didnt work, nothing happened. Youre too far gone, we cant help you. Jimmy well, im happy nothing really changed because youre fantastic and we love you and were fans. Independence day i say go see it in imax 3d. You can go see it in theaters everywhere. Yeah. Jimmy because its a big movie now. This is a sequel to Independence Day. And so, its the same guys returning. Coming back. Anything that you can say about this one . Basically the plot is . Its literally the best film ever made. Jimmy no, no, no, i mean, youre overselling it. [ cheers and applause ] i think youre overselling it. Youre overselling it a little bit. But you never know. No, its good fun. It is really good fun. Its a continuation of the story 20 years later. Jeff goldblum comes back. Hes fantastic. Jimmy oh, yeah. Gosh, i love Jeff Goldblum. Bill pullman. Hes amazing. Judd hirsch. Jimmy oh, im a giant judd hirsch fan. Vivica a. Fox. Vivica. Lots wonderful people. Its just good fun. Jimmy yeah. This ones bigger and badder. Technology is much more advanced at this point. Jimmy its unbelievable. I would say go see it. I like to see it in a big theater, because it sounds good and it feels like the aliens are invading. Yeah, but you got really into this role, because you were telling me you were having dreams you were having nightmares about the role. Yeah, you know, i always say i try not to take my work home with me. Jimmy yeah. But i had terrible nightmares on this, about me and Jeff Goldblum getting chased by aliens. [ laughter ] on a number of different nights. Jimmy at different locations . Would you like leave like a hot dog place no, basically it was just me and him running away from aliens. Jimmy and ever fighting them or no . No, no fighting. Jimmy just running . Just running away with jeff. Jimmy running away with jeff. That was your first movie you made. [ laughter ] that was a beautiful film. But this is a i want to show everyone a clip about this. Heres Liam Hemsworth with Jeff Goldblum in Independence Day resurgence. Take a look at this. Oh oh, my god. What goes up, must come down. No oh, god dont worry, were in a a controlled dive. Falling. Its called falling. No, controlled dive. [ screams ] they like to get the landmarks. Jimmy i mean come on. [ cheers and applause ] small little film. Jimmy its a tiny film. Little passion project. Jimmy an independent film. A little indy, yeah. It is a giant, giant, giant popcorn movie. Congratulations on that. Im excited. Thank you. 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Com [ cheers and applause ] jimmy welcome back, everybody i know you cant tell whos liam and whos me. But this is me, jimmy fallon. [ light laughter ] im here with Liam Hemsworth. He stars in a big, new summertime action movie called Independence Day resurgence. Were gonna try [ cheers and applause ] yeah, get ready, its good. See it in imax 3d, see it this theaters. Yeah. Jimmy giant thing. Were going to try were gonna try a new summer game. Its called slip and flip. It combines the slip and slide with flip cup. [ light laughter ] now, we each have two cups of beer up here and three cups down there. Well slide back and forth drinking and flipping one of our cups each time. [ light laughter ] first one to flip all of their cups is the slip and flip champion. Liam, you ready for this . [ cheers and applause ] yeah. Wait a second. Jimmy yeah. Okay, so were sliding first . Jimmy were gonna slide first, yeah. Slide into okay. Jimmy 3 good luck, buddy. Yeah, you too. 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Her biggest weakness is she cares too much. Thank you. My friend really wants a job at ge. Mine too. Im a wise elf from a far off shire. And sanjay patel is who you should hire. Thank you. Seriously though, stacy went to a great school and shes really loyal. You should give her a shot. Sanjays a team player and uh. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy our next guest is a a grammynominated performer. His latest album, last year was complicated, debuted at number one on itunes. Everyone, please welcome the multitalented nick jonas. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy hi, good to see you, buddy. How are you . Jimmy good to see you, pal. You smell good. What i always try to smell good. I try to be the bestsmelling man in show business. Jimmy yeah. What is it . Its a french one called comme des garcons. Jimmy oh, comme des garcons. Yeah, im wearing brute. [ laughter ] its also french, yeah. Welcome back to the show. Congrats on everything. Thank you. Jimmy since ive last seen you, i mean, youre just the biggest star in the world. So, thank you so much. I mean, you always have been. But man, oh man, you keep hitting number one singles left and right. The album, number one on itunes. Congratulations on this. Thank you so much. [ cheers and applause ] its really exciting. Jimmy i want to ask you about this album, last year was complicated. But first, i want to talk to you about you come on the show all the time, and youre always my partner in games. Yeah. Jimmy and i think we have i had a feeling you were going to mention this. Jimmy i think we have i think we have Good Chemistry together, right . Dont you feel that way . Yeah, i think so. Jimmy right . But, heres the deal. We played that game last time, and i got disowned by my tv dad. Jimmy oh, really . cause hes a real new yorker. Hes, like, a real new yorker gangster movie guy. And i came to work the next day. Hes like, nick, were done. [ laughter ] thankfully my real dad had more grace than he did, but he was not happy with me. Jimmy i gave you a pile of dvds last time yeah, yeah. Jimmy with all the movies. I said, do your homework. This is stuff you have to know. Did you watch the films . Ive worked through most of them. Not all of them. Jimmy not all of them, but the ones you have seen, did you enjoy it . I loved them. I really did. Jimmy they were good, right . They were great. Jimmy i thought maybe we could play a quick round of exactly the same [ laughter ] game. [ cheers and applause ] im not going to change it do i get to phone a friend in this one . [ laughter ] jimmy no, no. You cant call your tv dad. Im going to give you the same clues i gave you last time. Okay, all right. Jimmy and just see if maybe you know now. All right, ready . Here we go. Can we have a little click, click, tick, tick or something . Yeah, there we go. [ ticking ] okay, thank you. [ ticking ] say hello to my little friend. Scarface. Jimmy yes, thats right scarface, you got one. [ cheers and applause ] i got one jimmy all right, karen karen there is a whore living in 7b goodfellas. Jimmy goodfellas. [ cheers ] thank you. Karen all right. Keyser soze. Unusual suspects. Jimmy thats right. Unusual suspects [ cheers and applause ] the last one. I said that you didnt get this one. I couldnt believe you didnt get this one. Please, tell me youre gonna get this. Im gonna make you an offer you cant refuse. The godfather. Jimmy thats what im talking about [ cheers and applause ] five for five. Thats what im talking about thats right thats it yes i love it oh, i am so happy. You proud of me . Jimmy im proud of you, yeah. Dads proud. [ laughter ] your new album just came out. You were over in london. Now youre here in new york. Number one on itunes. I will say, the last time i checked, it was fivestar rating. And it was like oh, thats good. Jimmy which is like well, its great. I mean, if i put an album out, i wouldnt have rating. [ laughter ] congratulations. Every track is fantastic. Thank you. Jimmy but i have two questions i want to ask. One is you have a story for me that is pretty insane. I dont know youve never told this story anywhere, huh . Ive never told this story, for a good reason probably. Jimmy yeah, yeah. This is something that i feel like weve become really close the last couple years. Jimmy thank you. And all of us are going to become very close. [ cheers ] jimmy wait til you hear the story, yeah. [ laughter ] this is really happening. Jimmy i know. Thank you for doing this. So, ill tell the story. So, basically, i was celebrating my last single release. This was maybe about a year and a half ago, two years ago. I decided to go with out with some friends and hang out. One of my friends wives said, hey, ive got this weed lollipop. You want to give it a try . I was like, yeah, sure, why not . I never do this, never happened. But i did it, and jimmy weed lollipop . Weed lollipop. Enjoyed the night, felt great, went to bed feeling fine. I woke up the next day. [ laughter ] slow motion. Everythings in slow motion. Im like, oh, no. Its happening. This is real. Because i had to be up for the teen the Young Hollywood awards. Jimmy okay. Presenting at the Young Hollywood awards. So im panicking. Im like, all right, i have to go back to bed. So i try to sleep this off a a little bit. I go back to bed, wake up a a couple hours later, get in the shower. Your life is over. Youre going to die. [ laughter ] jimmy youre hearing these voices . Oh, its horrible. I called down to my girlfriend from the kitchen. Babe, i need some bread i need some coffee, something she comes running up, tries to help me. I decide to go pick out what im going to wear. I pick out a red suit, which was a great decision. [ light laughter ] and i get in the car jimmy out of all your suits, yeah, the red one. Yeah, the one you want. I get in the car. Im trying to focus, get in the right mind frame. Im feeling better. And then, out of nowhere, i get a narb. Jimmy what is that now a a narb . A narb. Look, all men get an narb from time to time. A narb is a nonapparent reason boner. [ laughter and applause ] so the narb starts jimmy narb . [ laughter ] narb, narb. Jimmy no apparent reason . [ laughter ] no apparent reason. Its just there. I dont know what to do. Jimmy okay. So, im standing on the red carpet, literally, like [ laughter ] jimmy you guys think were joking. We have a photo. Oh, no. Jimmy this is you on the red carpet. Thats you on the red carpet. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] its so good. [ laughter ] jimmy oh, my god. Im so serious though. Oh, my gosh. It doesnt end there. So, im presenting an award, and ansel elgort is just really tall. Jimmy yeah. And im not at all. So i get up, and i stand on stage probably for 20 seconds without saying a word, just looking around. Its all happening right now. Jimmy youre in lolly land right now, yeah. I pick up the microphone, and i tried to say a joke that wasnt on the script, because i thought it was gonna just be amazing. [ laughter ] i get up, and im like, i would love to have the same problem ansel, but im shorter. [ laughter ] jimmy because the word shorter. I couldnt do it. Jimmy i want to show we have this clip of you on the stage. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] show it. This is real. Its all real. Heres a clip. Heres nick jonas try to do his joke. Watch this. [ cheers ] i really wanted to pick this mic up so i could have the same problem as ansel, but im a a shorter person than him, so thats not possible [ cheers and applause ] jimmy shorter. Im shorter. Im a shorter person than he is, and i am a robot, and i will be here all night. It feels so great to be here [ laughter ] god, thats so funny. Jimmy; gosh, shorter. So, anyways, i walked upstage. I looked at my manager. I was like, you think anybody knew . [ laughter ] jimmy hes like, yeah, i think they did. Yes, they definitely did. Jimmy yes, they definitely knew. Oh, well. Jimmy last year was complicated. Yes, it was. Jimmy eactly, a couple months ago was complicated. [ laughter ] or a year and a half ago. First of all, this is breaking glass. Were you in danger at all . Its like sugar glass. I had to close my eyes for it. They broke it on the back of my head seven times. Jimmy oh, really . I think the photographer just didnt like me is what it was. [ laughter ] jimmy exactly, wow. And then, they put the eyes back on my face. Jimmy cause your eyes were closed. We asked them like, can you do that . Can you make it look good . They said, if they made avatar. They can do that. [ laughter ] jimmy yeah, exactly, yeah. The title, jayz helped you out with the title. He did. So, jay and my manager, phil, are now partners. And i took meeting with jay to play the music, and get his thoughts. And i had a different title picked out, and he basically said, all right, i have to get to know you, hearing the music. I feel like we can come up with something that better that embodies the whole body of work. He said, what was the last year of your life like for you . I said, last year was complicated. And he said, thats the title. Jimmy wow. I was like, yes. [ laughter and applause ] jimmy its good to have a a friend like jayz to help you out with that stuff. And then i saw i saw a song on here called bacon. Yes, that is the real title of the song. Jimmy bacons not that complicated. [ laughter ] bacons pretty easy. It was after we shot the music video. I ate so much bacon and thought i was going to be fine, similar to this other story. Didnt end so well. Jimmy yeah, you ate a lot of bacon . In the restroom for quite a a while. Jimmy were learning ago lot. [ laughter ] if you werent best friends before, we are now. Too much information . Jimmy no, no, no. We like you, yeah, yeah, yeah. But i want to because what is bacon, the idea of bacon about . The idea of bacon is that life is so good and youre so happy after realizing youre going to be okay after a a breakup and all that stuff, that its so good, you might as well throw some bacon on that, make it that much better. Jimmy yeah, everythings better with bacon on it. [ cheers and applause ] yeah. Now, youre on tour with my pal, demi lovato. Thats your homegirl. Jimmy my bff. Thats my girl. So you guys are bffs now, right . Jimmy weve been bffs for a a little while, me and demi lovato. Im gonna set up. Maybe i can be bfff. Just, like, one better than demi. Jimmy oh, yeah . A little bit of competition on the tour. Jimmy youre a little upset about that . How long have you known . Was kind of salty when i heard that she was your bff. Jimmy yeah, you were upset about that. So i was, like, im going to tell this outrageous story about jimmy about a narb, yeah. [ laughter ] hi, mom. Jimmy i think were narb narb buddies . Jimmy at least were not narb buddies. E yeah, thank god were not [ laughter and applause ] no, no, no. Thats not were not narb buddies. No, no, no, questlove. No, no, no. We are bfffs. Yeah, yeah, thats much better. You guys are on tour together, combining forces, and it is unbelievable tour. Its called, the honda civic tour future now. Congratulations on that. Thank you so much. Jimmy it is guys if you want to go see a tour in fact, you can go see it, because everyone in the audience is getting two tickets to go see nick jonas and demi lovato on tour [ cheers and applause ] thats how you do it. Thats how you do it [ cheers and applause ] thats how you do it right there everyones getting it [ cheers and applause ] ah, so excited. What song are you going to be doing tonight . Im gonna be doing, close. Jimmy youre doing close tonight. Nick jonas, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] hes performing his hit single, close, when we come back. Stick around, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] man wow. male offscreen announcer whats it feel like to win 100,000 home makeover, with top prizes of a hundred grand . man whoa. Its amazing. Yes male offscreen announcer with instant games from the pennsylvania lottery, the instant you play could be the instant you win. Keep on scratchin. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy thank you, everybody. Thank you very much. Check us out tomorrow night. Im so excited to have him back on the show. Hes a true comedy legend. Don rickles will be here tomorrow. [ cheers and applause ] i dont know if i can take it, man. Don rickles is the greatest. Hes so funny. But, man, oh, man, he just leans into me. I mean, thats just the way he does. Thats his comedy. I went out to dinner with him last time we were here, and man, he kept calling me jimmy kimmel all night long. [ laughter ] i dont know it was on purpose, but still and he goes, no, id love to do your show, but i dont play ping pong. [ laughter ] i go, you dont have to play ping pong. I dont even play anyways, hes unbelievable. I love him so much. Don rickles will be on the show tomorrow. [ cheers and applause ] plus, our pal, lena dunham. Oh, i miss lena dunham. [ cheers and applause ] and great music from d. J. Shadow featuring run the jewels. Thats tomorrow night. [ cheers and applause ] but first, guys, last year was complicated. Performing close, once again, nick jonas. [ cheers and applause ] oh damn oh damn oh damn im so perplexed with just one breath im locked in oh damn oh damn oh damn im so perplexed on that its almost shocking i know i know you know youre scared your heart your mind your soul your body they wont they wont they wont be careful but i guess that you dont know me cause if i want you and i want you babe aint going backwards wont ask for space cause space is just a word made up by someone whos afraid to get too close ooh oh so close ooh i want you close ooh cause space is just a word made up by someone whos afraid to get close ooh oh so close ooh i want you close ooh oh i want you close and close aint close enough no oh man oh man i am not really known for ever being speechless but now, but now somehow my words roll off my tongue right onto your lips oh im keeping cool while you keep smiling saying all the things im thinking oh man oh man i am like you so i want proof im what youre feeling cause if i want you and i want you babe aint going backwards wont ask for space cause space is just a word made up by someone whos afraid to get too close ooh oh so close ooh i want you close ooh cause space is just a word made up by someone whos afraid to get close ooh oh so close ooh i want you close ooh oh i want you close and close aint close enough no cause if i want you and i want you babe aint going backwards wont ask for space cause space is just a word made up by someone whos afraid to get too close ooh oh so close ooh i want you close ooh cause space is just a word made up by someone whos afraid to get close ooh oh so close ooh i want you close ooh oh i want you close and close aint close enough no [ cheers and applause ] jimmy yeah wow. I love it nick jonas once again [ cheers and applause ] last year was complicated is out now. My thanks to Liam Hemsworth. [ cheers and applause ] nick jonas, once again [ cheers and applause ] and the roots are right there, from philadelphia, pennsylvania. [ cheers and applause ] stay tuned for late night with seth meyers. Thank you for watching. Have a great night. Hope to see you tomorrow. Bye, bye, everybody thank you. [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] announcer from 30 Rockefeller Plaza in new york, its late night with seth meyers. Tonight cedric the entertainer. Star of unbreakable kimmy schmidt, ellie kemper. Music from kaleo. Featuring the 8g band with john tempesta. [ cheers and applause ] ladies and gentlemen, Seth Meyers Seth thank you, everybody. Thank you so much for being here. Im seth meyers. This is late night. And usually right now in the show we would start with our monologue. We would tell you jokes about todays news. 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