Featuring run the jewels, and the legendary roots cr. Questlove 488, mexico woo steve and now, here he is, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause ] jimmy oh yeah i feel the love tonight welcome hot crowd looking good tonight welcome, everybody welcome, welcome, welcome welcome to the tonight show this is it youre here you made it [ cheers and applause ] its all you. Thank you very much. Welcome to the show. Were gonna have fun tonight. Lets get to some news stories here. A big upset in the nba finals last night. Thats right, the cavs beat the warriors in game five. [ applause ] [ boos ] big fan, big fan. Lebron james and kyrie irving each scored 41 points. Irving said he was just trying to help the team. Then lebron said, just dont let it happen again. [ laughter and applause ] thats enough of that. Meanwhile, the warriors steph curry. We love steph curry. He just released [ cheers ] did you hear this . He just released his new shoes for under armour. These new sneakers. And a lot of people are saying you know what im talking about . I know youre a sneaker head, yeah. A lot of people are saying theyre dad shoes. Just see what you think, this is a real picture. [ laughter ] and dads were like, well, whoever she is, that stephanie curry makes some nifty shoes. [ laughter and applause ] i like the way theyre white i like them all night and i like them wearing new shoes jimmy they do they do look like the shoes they look like the shoes my dad would wear when he mows the lawn. Steve yeah, like new balance. [ light laughter ] jimmy you know . Steve yeah. Jimmy they should come with like, grass stain around the bottom. [ laughter ] actually, it turns out steph curry is coming out with a bunch of other products aimed at dads. First, hes releasing the steph curry cell phone belt clip. Steve oh my god. [ laughter ] jimmy thats the coolest one. Steve s. C. Man. Jimmy then hes releasing the steph curry pleated khaki shorts. Steve love it. [ laughter and applause ] jimmy and finally next week hes releasing a new pair of shoes called the steph curry socks with sandals. [ laughter and applause ] so hes putting them all out. Steve hey. Jimmy they are cool. Steve bring it on, fathers day. Jimmy got fathers day covered, yeah. Lets check in on the election here. I saw that donald trump celebrated his 70th birthday today. [ boos ] [ cheers ] thats right. I guess instead of blowing out his candles, he just insulted them until they put themselves out. [ laughter and applause ] [ as trump ] put you out. Youre the worst part of this cake. Thats right, today was Donald Trumps 70th birthday, so to celebrate, heres donald trump and his closest friends singing happy birthday. Happy birthday to me happy birthday to me happy birthday dear donald trump happy birthday to me jimmy isnt that nice . [ cheers and applause ] that was really cool. Happy birthday, donald. Actually, since its Donald Trumps birthday, we thought it would be nice to go over some of his greatest accomplishments up until now. Take a look. First in 1946, donald trump was born. In 1949, used blocks to build wall. Made nanny pay for it. [ laughter and applause ] 1956, beat his friends at monopoly, then wrote his name on everyone elses hotels. [ laughter and applause ] after that, 1976, accidentally invents the duck face. Look at this. [ laughter and applause ] next, in 1987, published art of the deal. Soon after in 1991, filed for bankruptcy. [ laughter ] 1993, inspired an entire line of dolls. I didnt really know that. [ laughter and applause ] 2004, he published his second book, how to get rich. Also in 2004, filed for bankruptcy. [ laughter and applause ] another milestone in 2009, he published his third book, think like a champion. Followed right after, by filed for bankruptcy. [ laughter and applause ] 2016, becomes republican nominee. And finally, in 2017, america files for bankruptcy. There you go. [ cheers and applause ] and this is a little steve just a little timeline. Jimmy you see how it was done. Steve little factual, little fyi. I saw that sundays episode of keeping up with the kardashians revealed that kim, khloe, and kourtney found out rob was engaged to blac chyna by reading it online. [ audience oohs ] in robs defense, thats also how the kardashians find out theyre even in the same room together. [ laughter ] like, omg, tmz says you guys were also in the kitchen. Where are you . [ laughter ] hi. I know youre here. [ laughter ] i thought you were somewhere else. But youre here. Hi. [ laughter ] get this, you guys. Uber just started letting users in Seattle Reserve a ride as far as 30 days in advance. Though its a little weird that they still let you see where your driver is that entire time. [ light laughter ] its like, wait, taking his family to the beach. I read that the nasa spacecraft juno which launched in 2011 is scheduled to arrive at jupiter in july to take pictures of the planet. When asked what kind of camera it bought, juno was like, crap. [ laughter and applause ] i gotta go back and get the camera. And finally, if you have kids you might want to listen to this. They just put out new sleep guidelines for babies which say infants need up to 16 hours of sleep each day. Or as the parents put it, hey, tell that to the baby. [ laughter and applause ] we have a great show. Give it up for the roots, everybody [ cheers and applause ] jimmy hot crowd. Big crowd. We have a big week of shows ahead. Tomorrow night, jay leno and Jeff Goldblum will be here. Steve whoa [ cheers and applause ] jimmy jays coming back, im so psyched. Steve come on. Jimmy and we have music from wale, thatll be great. Thats tomorrow. [ cheers and applause ] later this week, we have Dwayne Johnson will be stopping by. We have something fun planned with him. [ cheers and applause ] plus, jim gaffigan, Ricky Gervais and brian regan will all be joining us. [ cheers and applause ] very funny, funny week full of funny people. Speaking of funny people, we have a fantastic show tonight. I love this man so much. Everybody loves him. Hes a comedy legend and its an honor to have him here tonight. The hilarious, the great, don rickles is dropping by. Steve oh [ cheers and applause ] come on. Jimmy hes already mad at me. Hes already backstage. Hes mad. Hes not talking to me. Steve whatd he say . Jimmy well he just doesnt want to be here. He doesnt want to come on the show. [ light laughter ] i keep i go, don, because i went and i had dinner with him last year, and i said, you can come on the show whenever. He goes, yeah, i want to come on the show but i dont play ping pong [ light laughter ] you dont have to play ping pong. I mean, we do games and weird things sometimes with the guests. We dont do it all the time. You dont have to do it. I said, just come on and talk. Hes like, whatever. Jimmy kimmel over here. [ light laughter ] i go, stop calling me jimmy kimmel. He did it all night. [ laughter ] so i talked to him. Im happy hes here. Im happy to have him on the show. But he doesnt want to steve hes not happy. Jimmy no, he doesnt no. Hes ready. He says i yell too much. Steve you yell too much . Jimmy he says, yeah, i yell when the guests are coming up. Like right at this moment right here when im saying his name, that i yell it too much. Every time he watches the show, he goes, you yell too much. Why are you always yelling . Don rickles is here. You know, hes smacking the desk and hitting. I go, well im excited that youre here. He goes, all right, get out of here. [ light laughter ] so i just walked by his dressing room. I said, don, its jimmy. He goes, who cares . [ laughter ] i think hes going to be here. But hes the greatest. I love him so much. Jimmy don rickles is here tonight. Steve come on. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy i cant wait. I cant wait. I love him. Plus, shes the creator and star of the hit series girls and shes also she has a new documentary coming to hbo called suited, lena dunham is joining us tonight. [ cheers and applause ] always doing something fun. Later in the show, lena and i are going head to head in a a game of box of lies. [ audience oohs ] plus, we have music from dj shadow featuring run the jewels steve woah [ cheers and applause ] jimmy yeah. Its gonna be good. Hey, guys, its time to take a a look at the stories making headlines today and weigh the good with the bad. Its time for pros and cons. Here we go. [ cheers and applause ] pros and cons and pros and cons and pros jimmy tonight well be taking a look at the pros and cons of fathers day. Steve oh. Jimmy its this sunday. Its a day to celebrate all the dads out there. So lets take a look at the pros and cons of fathers day. Here we go. Pro, its the most important day of the year for fathers. Con, besides mothers day. [ cheers and applause ] well thats steve true. That is true. Jimmy pro, telling your dad you love him, you appreciate him, youre forever grateful for all hes done for you. Con, trying to find the right text emoji to convey all that. [ laughter and applause ] they should make one of those. Steve yeah. Thats tough. Its hard. Jimmy pro, he spent 20 years teaching you how to be a man. Con, youll spend 20 years teaching him how to use an ipad. [ laughter and applause ] well thats comes with the territory. Steve yeah. Jimmy pro, telling your father youre proud of him. Con, having your father respond, hi, proud of him. Im dad. [ laughter and applause ] beautiful. Good dad joke. Pro, buying your dad a a treadmill with all the special features he wanted like a heart rate monitor, a a distance tracker and a a calorie counter. Con, and a beer holder. Its important. [ light laughter ] steve you gotta have a beer holder. Jimmy that ones true for my dad. He would walk on the treadmill and drink a beer. [ light laughter ] steve hey, at least hes walking. Jimmy yeah, thats true. Steve he could be sitting and drinking that beer. Jimmy he could be sitting. Exactly. Yeah, thats true. Steve hes walking and drinking a beer. Jimmy he eventually stopped walking on the treadmill. [ light laughter ] steve well, yeah. But at least now hes still drinking the beer. Jimmy yeah. Exactly. Pro, saying thanks to the man who brought you in this world. Con, then adding, okay, so, we good . [ laughter and applause ] pro, giving your dad a pair of the new steph curry shoes. Con, him saying, im a dad, not a mall walker. [ laughter and applause ] they look comfy. I like them. Steve comfy. Jimmy they look comfy. Steve you can wear them anywhere. Jimmy and finally, pro, looking for a gift that says, dad, i know we havent always seen eye to eye, i know weve argued. But im so proud to know you, and im so lucky youre the man who taught me to be the person i am today. Con, seeing a tie and going, perfect. [ laughter and applause ] there we go right there. Thats the pros and cons. Well be right back with don rickles, ladies and gentlemen [ cheers and applause ] whistle now go left, left, left, left. Run to old navy for activewear from 5. 00 and up to 50 off the entire store. You mean like they got married . T union of a cheezit and a chip. Umm. I guess. Youd make a pretty bride in that wedding gown. Oh, its a lab coat so. Hey everyone, joes getting married bam bam ba bam. Oh, im not. We take time for our cheese to mature. In our crispy cheezit grooves. For every 10 nights i stay, i get one free. S rewards program is simple. This however, will not be simple. You gotta ride the belt, captain obvious. I have liquids in my body which has that one scene you forgot about. So you use your goto parental blocking device. 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Warmth himself, don rickles, ladies and gentlemen. [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy a standing ovation. They love you they love you standing ovation come on. Thats it. See, this is great that you come on the show, because you should come on more often, because we do love you here, and you look happy to be here. You dont have to tell them. They know. [ laughter ] thank you for the standing ovation. God bless you. And i want you to know from the bottom of my heart, im doing this show, its a mercy mission, believe me. [ laughter ] jimmy what are you talking about . Just read the notes that say, youre the greatest. Thats crap, there. [ laughter ] jimmy youre the greatest. Thats it. [ laughs ] [ laughter and applause ] jimmy what . Hide the funny finger. How is that, by the way, better . Jimmy its doing better. Thank you for asking. Like i care. [ laughter ] jimmy i am happy that youre here. I get excited when youre here. Well, i get excited too to be on a show thats this stiff. Ill tell you this. Now, this show, youre doing great. Im surprised youre still on. I really am. [ laughter ] jimmy what . I mean, i go back to the days of johnny carson, rest his soul, and all the biggies, you know . And now youre one of the kings, you know, and ill be honest. Jimmy yeah. The public is wrong. [ laughter ] jimmy what . I cant believe youre a great impressionist. They dont realize the impressions you do. Jimmy well, thank you, yeah. You dont have to lean over. I hear you. [ laughter ] jimmy im sorry, i do, i do yeah. [ laughter and applause ] he got a frog on his ass. [ laughter ] jimmy but im happy youre here because you give me notes now and then. You tell me about the show. Sometimes im too loud. No, no, first time we met, i said take your hands out of your pockets, remember . Jimmy i did. You used to do the monologue with your hands in your pockets. What was the score, 60 . [ laughter ] anyway, thats a little deep. Im sorry, i didnt realize we were in yugoslavia. [ laughter ] jimmy what was the score, 60 . I know what i said. [ laughter ] jimmy i know, im sorry. I just wanted to remember it. Thats all. I just wanted to remember it. God, i cant believe it. Jimmy you look so happy to be here. Oh, my gosh. Are you kidding . Its my dream for this kind of money. [ laughter ] jimmy its your birthday. You turned 90 years old not too long ago. 90 years old. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy you still got it. You still got it, buddy. Well, thank you. Like my wife barbara said. Shes not here tonight. Shes at the jewelry store. [ laughter ] like she said, the mind as you know, youre a very young man yet. But you got to work. If you keep the mind going, everything turns out pretty good. You know. Jimmy yeah. If you just lay around on the couch, like i do, you go bad. Jimmy no, no, no, no. Youre constantly out on the road. Well, yeah, you got to work and keep going. You young people, always keep going because if you stop and just hang around. Like my grandchildren, and theyre not kids anymore. But people always say, what do you doing, ethan . Im going to relax. Anyway. [ laughter ] 17, hes relaxing already. [ laughter ] jimmy you do the show with Regis Philbin, who we love as well. What happens with that show with Regis Philbin . Well, its made it weak for me. [ laughter ] no, regis is a dear friend. 40 years, we know each other. Jimmy is that right . Yeah, hes a great guy to be with, you know . If youre on an island, and youre lonely, you need him. Hes the kind of guy going, im regis [ laughter ] jimmy hell wake you up, let you know youre alive. You know, for all those years he was on those talk shows, and hes always been a a prince of a man and a great challenge, really. And we go out to dinner once in a while, and its always great, because he never picks up the check. [ laughter ] jimmy its always good for him, yeah. Jimmy no, you know, i want to ask you these questions because you go, and you come here and you have these stories, but you hang around with, not only regis, but theres other legends, Frank Sinatra. Oh, you know, rest his soul. You young people, he was the most charming, terrific, man in the world. Besides his great voice, he was fun to be with, you know. Jimmy but you have these stories can i have you tell these story about how you had frank come over to impress a a girl that you were yeah, well, those days, i was how old were you when you got married . Jimmy i was probably 34, 35. Is this a guessing game . [ laughter ] jimmy sorry. No, no, 34 and i was about 38, Something Like that. Anyway, so i was with this girl one night. I said, listen, frank. He was at another table in sams hotel in vegas. I said, frank, if you could come over and just say hi to this girl, it would help me a a lot. Because she said, do you know Frank Sinatra . and she was putting on the lipstick, you know, up around the nose practically. [ laughter ] and i said, yeah. I said, dont worry, sweetheart, good friend. He called me bullet head, by the way. I said, frank. He said, yeah, bullet head. If you could come over and say hello while im sitting with her. You know, its a score. Jimmy yeah. Im there. He said, you got it, kid. You got it. But dont come right away. So im sitting there. All of a sudden, frank walks over. He goes, hi, don. How are you . And i go, not now, frank cant you see im eating . [ laughter and applause ] jimmy thats a good story to make him do that. [ applause ] well, it was your 90th birthday. We wanted to do Something Special for you tonight. So we have a special cake if you dont mind. And here to bring it out is my main man, Regis Philbin, ladies and gentlemen. [ cheers and applause ] thank you, buddy. This means a lot to me. [ cheers and applause ] how are you . Jimmy you guys know each other. [ cheers and applause ] this is Regis Philbin. You guys know each other. Oh, my god jimmy that is Regis Philbin right there. Look at this cake for you. Happy birthday jimmy happy birthday to you, don. Thank you so much. Jimmy go ahead and make a a wish. Close your eyes and make a a wish. You close your eyes. [ laughter ] jimmy im not making a a wish. You close your eyes. All right, ill close my eyes. And you just disappear. All right. Jimmy all right. Make a wish. Make a wish. Before i even touch the cake. I have diabetes. But this will really kill me. [ laughter ] i do, i do. All right. Ill make a wish. Jimmy just close your eyes and make a wish. Okay, you close your eyes. Jimmy there we go. There we go. He has writers for this. Anyway, okay. Im going to blow out the candle and then go back into the mind, okay. [ laughter ] make a wish first. Dont tell me what to do. [ laughter ] just make a wish. Never tell a jew what to do. [ laughter ] jimmy wait a second, come on. Were chosen people. We had a couple of bad breaks, but the chosen people. Okay. One, two, three. [ laughter ] oh, one of those trick candles. You cant even do that. Jimmy there we go [ cheers and applause ] jimmy don rickles happy birthday, don Regis Philbin [ cheers and applause ] go see don and regis this thursday at nycb theatre in westbury. Well be right back with lena dunham. Stick around. [ cheers and applause ] owen hey kevin. Hey, fancy seeing you here. Uh, i live right over there actually. Youve been to my place. No, i wasnt. Oh look, you dropped something. Its your resume with a 20 dollar bill taped to it. Thats weird. You want to work for ge too. Hahaha, what . Well were always looking for developers who are up for big world changing challenges like making planes, trains and hospitals run better. Why dont you check your new watch and tell me what time i should be there. Oh, i dont hire people. Im a developer. 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Overboards the only way to describe it. But hurry, this ends soon. Were testing hanes with xtemp technology. Hey dad emily . Ready . No wait slow down a little oow its designed to keep help keep you cool. Hanes revolutionary xtemp technology. When youre cool, youre comfortable. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy our next guest is a a golden globe awardwinning creator and star of the hbo hit hbo series girls. She also produced a brandnew documentary called suited, which will air june 20th at 9 00 p. M. On hbo. Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome lena dunham [ cheers and applause ] jimmy welcome back. Im so stoked to be here its been exactly a year since ive gotten to be in your presence in this fashion. Jimmy oh, you gotta come more often. I really want to, you guys dont invite me that much. Jimmy oh my gosh, you can come next week, if you want you can come tomorrow. Great, im so thrilled. And, to be here the same day as don rickles. I mean its all just a surreal dream. Jimmy its an honor, right . This is fun, right . To get to see him. Its the best. I love to spend time with you. And the audience knows that we have a back story, so. Jimmy we do. We have a a thing, yeah. An energy. Jimmy i got to say congrats on season five of girls. Yes. Jimmy is that this season . This is season five. [ cheers and applause ] thank you. Jimmy its a fantastic season. Thank you. Yeah, we had a really great time making it. Now were shooting our final season, season six. Jimmy thats it . Thats it. Jimmy the final one . Its the final countdown. Jimmy i know, are you sad . Yes. I feel like the sadness is going to hit me super hard hi. I feel like the sadness is going to jimmy didnt questlove, didnt you do the opening of girls . No, hes doing it this season. Questlove not yet. Hes got my email address and were in communication. [ laughter ] on a number of topics. [ cheers ] jimmy whoa, whoa, wait a a second. Wait a second. [ laughter ] because you do a different opening. We do a different color to our opening credits. And he put in the request a a while ago that he might like to be the man who decided the color. And i just keep fing it up. Its like the one thing i really havent been able to nail. Jimmy yeah. And so this is the year we nail it. Jimmy sorry to keep bringing it up. Its okay. [ laughter ] so yes jimmy what a great season, ive got to say. I love, obviously, the girls in girls but also Andrew Rannells is fantastic. Hes the best. Hes one of most delightful people in the world. Jimmy yeah, hes a good guy. Youre always doing fun stuff outside of the show as well. So were going to get to that. But i follow you on instagram. Youve been putting a lot of throw back thursday photos of you. And i have a really cute picture. This is you at 7 yearsold. Yes. Jimmy explain this look at this. [ audience aws ] i mean, this is all business. So, we were getting our picture taken. A family portrait by this really amazing photographer. Timothy greenfield sanders. And then i was pretty excited because i had purchased this blazer at daffies . Does anybody remember daffies . [ applause ] a Discount Super store. This blazer was Nicole Miller kids, and i remember it was 49. 99, which was a real its a lot of money to spend on a kid in 1994, or whatever. Jimmy absolutely, yeah. So i was like, i need this blazer. Its going to help me become who i am. My father had given me this brooch which was a symbol of african fertility [ laughter ] so thats a cool gift to give to a 7yearold. [ laughter ] and then i was, like, we finished the family portraits. And i was like, let me in there, ive got something i need to do. Jimmy you wanted one by yourself . I wanted one by myself and i wanted one that really expressed what i felt what my station in life was. Which was like, mogul power. Jimmy you were all business. My mom told me at this point in my life i referred to my bedroom as my office. [ laughter ] jimmy you did . Yeah, id be like, heading into the office. This blazer, i want you guys to know, i would wear this to school with a rotating array of brooches, and then come home and be like, why dont i have any friends . [ laughter ] i think its super clear from this picture. Jimmy this is not a a 7yearold. I was reading Barbara Streisands autobiography at this point. [ laughter ] jimmy you werealso really into the theater, puppet shows. So into puppet shows. To the point my parents were exhausted. My mom says people used to feel sorry for her on the subway. Because wed be riding the subway and id be like, do you want to hear my long island accent . Do you want to hear my italian accent . Shed be like, no one wants to hear any of it [ laughter ] jimmy really, either one . No. Jimmy cause i have two little girls now. Theyre just starting to figure out puppet shows. They love it. Its really, really fun. But ive never had a theater in my own house. A teatro . My parents had just gotten back from italy and made the choice to build me this teatro. Jimmy you think its a big deal. But it has a teatro of lena. They also just your face. Describe the disgust of this teatro. [ laughter ] i was pretty peeved because my sister was one, useless, and i was like, why in gods name would she get her name on the teatro, when all these performances are 100 me, creatively and otherwise . [ laughter ] jimmy i created, produced, directed and starred in my puppet show. This is my teatro yes. This is my teatro i would like you to know my parents took the teatro away and put it in storage about six months after they gave it to me. The biggest thing, that i was into was i had a hairless cat at this point. Guy, may he rest in peace. Another illconceived gift from my kind and loving parents. [ laughter ] jimmy a hairless cat . I hairless cat because my moms allergic. So she got me this beautiful hairless cat. This little pink creepy sweetie guy. And i got in trouble because for a role in the puppet show, i drew eyebrows and a toupee on him with a sharpie. [ laughter ] and i remember my dad screaming, the cat is not a a toy [ laughter ] and then the teatro was gone. And it took like six months for the sharpie its hard to get sharpie off a a cat. [ laughter ] jimmy absolutely, yeah. Do you think thats where you got your bug . Thats where you got the idea to be an actress and a writer and a director and a creator . Definitely. And i think my parents were like so deeply indulgent. My mom just recovered a tape of me and, like, i guess im around this age, and she gave me a cassette player. And its all me going, this is lena dunhams cat radio hour an hour devoted to cats [ laughter ] and its like, horrifying. I did a whole commercial for science diet. Like a whole i was like, feed your cat science diet. Anything else is garbage [ laughter ] jimmy you wanted to do it, man. You had the voice. I wanted to do it. I was like, mom, how did you stand this . She was like, this was the best because you would go alone in a closet with a tape recorder and i could just be by myself. [ laughter ] jimmy yeah. Well i think it added to what youre doing. Thank you. Jimmy suited. Please tell everyone what this documentary is. Were so proud of this. Jenny konner. My creative partner and i have produced a documentary by a a director called jason benjamin, called suited. And its about a tailor in brooklyn. Called bindle and keep. Jimmy bindle and keep . Bindle and keep is the name of the tailor. I think it sounds very sophisticated. Jimmy yeah. They create clothing for trans and gendernonconforming clients. So, its about what i love about it, is its a a really, you know, we talk a a lot about the civil rights issues that are facing the Trans Community and im so glad we do. But i love that this is a a little bit more of a a daytoday way in to certain aspects of the struggle. Like, we all gotta get dressed. Look at you, you get up and put a suit on every day. Some days it probably feels good and some days we go, i feel like garbage. Jimmy not really. I mean [ laughter ] no im just kidding. Of course, of course, of course. And we forget how much clothing impacts and informs our identity. And so when youre part of a a community where nobody is thinking about making clothing specifically for you, when you get a piece of clothing that really fits you, its a really emotional moment because you get to really settle in to your identity. And i got to get a suit made by them. And just by being kind of a a chubby girl in hollywood, im not comparing that to the challenging experience of being a marginalized person in america. But i mean, in the world we work in, having a butt is basically illegal. And so its really nice when you put on clothes and they fit. They built me a suit and i was like crying. cause im just so used to like [ bleep ] using i just cursed. [ laughter ] im just so used to having to take a pair of pliers to get my pants on that it just felt so good to put on clothes that fit. Jimmy theres nothing like a tailored suit or anything tailored at all, its a game changer. But youll see in this clip. Its beautiful. Thank you. Jimmy its from lenas new documentary suited, which airs im sorry i cursed. [ laughter ] jimmy we just had don rickles on the show. I think youll be fine. [ laughter and applause ] dont worry about that. I asked judd apatow if i should ask mr. Rickles for a a picture. He said yes. And i said, should i ask for a a picture where hes holding my breast . And he was like, have a little respect. [ laughter ] jimmy no no, he doesnt want it. I do want it. Its complicated. [ laughter ] jimmy anyways, lets show a a clip from lenas new documentary called suited. Yes. Jimmy it airs june 20th on hbo. Take a look at this. Every client is different. I love to make them suits and potentially make them feel as good as they deserve to feel. The shoulders . 15 and a half. 11 and a quarter. Its all about just feeling great in your body. Especially when people have been struggling their entire lives, and they finally get into something that really fits them. That really fits them the way they always envisioned something would fit them. Thats not fashion anymore. And thats what were after. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy suited. Lena and i are playing box of lies when we come back. Stick around, everybody [ cheers and applause ] [burke] at farmers,weve seen almost everything, so we know how to cover almost anything. Even a ufh2o. [man] thats not good. [pilot] thats not good. [man] thats really not good. [burke] it happened august fourteenth,2008, and we covered it. Talk to farmers. We know a thing or two because weve seen a thing or two. We are farmers. Bumpadum, bumbumbumbum whe gets a ready for you alert the second his room is ready. 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Taking turns, lena and i are going to select a box and open it on our side of the table, out of view of the other person. Youll remove the object from the box, show it to the audience. And then look at your opponent and tell them whats in your box. You may be lying. You might be telling the truth. Your opponent has to guess either lie or truth. If you guess correctly, you get a point and you guess wrong, the other person gets a point. First to two points wins. Lena, youre our guest. Why dont you pick the first box. I would like the audience to select the box. Auidence nine [ cheers ] jimmy wow, that was a a scream. I heard nine. Jimmy a bloodcurdling scream. Four, four, four, four. Jimmy blood curdling scream from the audience. All right, there you go. Theres been consensus on four. Jimmy okay. That was a little hint right there. Looked a little midweight for me. Didnt look heavy, didnt look light. Not sure what its going to be. [ suspenseful music ] [ laughter ] uhhuh. Okay. This is a good poker face right here. This is a good yep, youre thinking, i dont know if its funny, not funny. Its pretty funny. Im having a little trouble. Okay. Sorry. Its just really funny. Its a banana. But it has had sideshow bob hair applied to the top of it. Jimmy yep. Googly eyes. Jimmy yeah. And a little hole is cut where a raisin has been placed like a nose. I dont i cant make this up. So thats what they gave me. Jimmy you cant make it up. Why would you make it up . Why would i make it up . Its insane. Why would i make that up . [ laughter ] jimmy let me tell you something, lena, this isnt any teatro. [ laughter ] this is box of lies. And i say you lie am i correct . Yeah. Jimmy yeah what was it . Thats pretty funny, though. It was funny. I know how i messed up because i went too far with the oh my god, look at this thing. Jimmy that was a giveaway. Yeah, i messed up. Jimmy guys, what number . [ audience shouting ] this guy yelling nine. Screaming. Okay. Let me go. [ strained ] all righty. Come on. Come to daddy. Ooh oh, boy. This is a charade jimmy so heavy, this is not a charade, this is real life. This is hard game to play. Wow. Of course. [ singing ] [ laughter ] its a barbie hot tub with three of the brady bunch kids in it. [ laughter ] youre the biggest liar i ever met in my life. Jimmy want to rethink that . Nope. Jimmy youre correct, okay. [ laughter ] big deal. A rubber duck. I stuttered a little bit. Three of the brady bunch kids inside . First, like you could recognize a barbie hot tub immediately. [ laughter ] jimmy i probably could. I have two little girls. And i collect barbies. [ laughter ] that is of the 80s, my friend. Jimmy throw my age around. [ laughter ] what number for lena . [ audience shouting ] three, one . Okay, here we go. Okay this ones not heavy but its not not heavy. Lets see. Jimmy this is for the win. Whoever wins this wins the whole thing. [ dramatic music ] okay. [ laughter ] its a book of grimms fairy tales. Jimmy okay. With a little tag that says open me. And then i opened it. And theres a fat bottle of whiskey inside. Jimmy what . [ laughter ] i dont know what to say. Dont know what to say except [ mocking ] jimmy i dont know i dont know how it got here. I didnt even know. Really . [ laughter ] you dont know how it got here . Youre the one who opened the box. That was in the box. Its just so weird. Its so weird. [ laughter ] like, what am i supposed to say . I cant lie about this. Its too weird. Jimmy now im thinking you might be telling the truth. [ laughter ] i mean, its just jimmy its just what . You lie no jimmy gah im so mad [ cheers and applause ] it really is a grimms i thought grimms fairy tales. Ah lena dunham, everybody suited, airs june 20th at 9 00 p. M. On hbo. Well be right back with a a performance by dj shadow featuring run the jewels. [ cheers and applause ] thats not fair, he should give you your rollerblades back. And, shes back. Storm coming . 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Performing nobody speak, featuring run the jewels, give it up for dj shadow [ cheers and applause ] hey picture this im a bag of dicks put me to your lips i am sick i will punch a baby bear in his lips give me lip ima send you to the yard get a stick make a switch i can end a conversation real quick i am crack i aint lying kick a lion in his crack im the i will show up at your crib take a hit hit your momma on the booty kick your dog cut your cheek fat boy dressed up like hes santa took pictures with your kids we the best we will cut a frowny face in your chest little wench im unmentionably fresh im a mensch get correct i will walk into a court steady right screaming yes they are guilty all my brothers they are death hey hey you wanna hear a good joke nobody speak nobody get choked nobody speak nobody get choked hey nobody speak nobody get choked get running start pumping your bunions im coming im the dumbest who flame throw your function to funyons flame your crew quicker than trump sucks you buzzin now face the flame sucka your fame and fates done with i walk Charlie Brown peppermint patty linus and lucy put coke in woolie smoke doobies and roll with snoopy i still remain that fat black rapper thats spits a loogie ladies and gentlemen, dj shadow hey hey hey hey [ cheers and applause ] nobody speak nobody get choked hey nobody speak nobody get choked hey nobody speak nobody speak nobody speak nobody speak nobody speak lets go lets go only facts i will shoot a baby duck if it quacks with a luger top billin come cops and villainous shots blocked shipped off and caught yall feeling it elp killing it killer mike killing it what more can i say we top dealing it valiant without villiany viciously file victory burning looting and pillaging burn towns and villages murderers try to hurt us we curse them and all their children i just want the bread and bologna bundles to tuck away i dont work for free i am barely giving a buck away tell little johnny mommy take their stuff away heres some fun son now run get it the gutterway hey mike yeah you want to hear a good joke hey hey hey el you want to hear a good joke new york you want to hear a good joke nobody speak nobody get choked hey nobody speak nobody get choked hey hey hey hey nobody speak nobody get choked hey hey hey nobody speak nobody speak nobody speak nobody speak nobody get choked dedicated to all of the victims of violence from chicago to orlando. Spread peace. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy thank you. Thank you so much. Dj shadow run the jewels [ cheers and applause ] the mountain will fall is available for preorder now well be right back, everybody [ cheers and applause ] man wow. male offscreen announcer whats it feel like to win 100,000 home makeover, with top prizes of a hundred grand . man whoa. Its amazing. Yes male offscreen announcer with instant games from the pennsylvania lottery, the instant you play could be the instant you win. Keep on scratchin. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy my thanks to don rickles, lena dunham, dj shadow and run the jewels [ cheers and applause ] and the roots right there, from philadelphia, pennsylvania, ladies and gentleman. Stay tuned for late night with seth meyers. Thank you for watching. Have a great night. I hope to see you tomorrow. Byebye everybody. [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] announcer from 30 Rockefeller Plaza in new york, its late night with seth meyers. Tonight maya rudolph from game of thrones actor Michiel Huisman music from brandy clark featuring the 8g band with john tempesta. [ cheers and applause ] ladies and gentlemen, Seth Meyers Seth good evening. Im seth meyers. This is late night. How is everybody doing tonight . [ cheers and applause ] yeah. Thats good to hear. Lets get to the news. President obama gave a speech this afternoon in which he angrily called out republicans for being too obsessed with his refusal to use the term radical islam or as fox news reported it, angry black man spotted