Bejamin clementine. And featuring the legendary roots crew. Questlove 499 steve and now, here he is, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause ] jimmy oh, thats what im talking about right there that is a crowd [ cheers and applause ] show them how its done. Thats how you do it right there. Welcome, everybody. Welcome. What a great crowd. Welcome to the tonight show. This is it, you made it. [ cheers and applause ] youre part of the show. Welcome, everybody. Were going to have a good show tonight. Im your host jimmy fallon. Weve got a great show tonight. From ghostbusters, the hilarious kristen wiig is here tonight. [ cheers and applause ] thats right. And from mr. Robot rami malek is here. [ cheers and applause ] thats right. Thats right. Wiig and robot. Which is also how theyll describe the debates between trump and hillary. [ laughter ] [ applause ] steve wow. Jimmy lets get to some election news here. Its being reported that Donald Trumps list of running mates is now down to just two people, and they are chris christie. Steve hey [ laughter ] jimmy well thats come on. Thats like come on. Whoa, whoa, whoa, who wrote that and made me say it . [ laughter ] steve rude jimmy i would never. Steve never. Ever jimmy get this, i saw that in a recent interview jeb bush compared donald trump to the kardashians. [ light laughter ] saying, quote, the kardashians wouldnt exist if we didnt enjoy watching them. [ laughter ] [ audience ohs ] when asked who his favorite kardashian is, jeb said, rob, cause hes the brother nobody wants to talk about. [ laughter and applause ] over on the democratic side, joe biden said in a new interview that he is not interested in being Vice President again. Actually, i dont know if hes interested in the job now. I mean [ laughter ] i think he seems kind of distracted. Check him out in this meeting here. Take look at this. Weve got to continue to push that agenda. Thats what we should be talking about [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy i mean, god, youve got to catch them all, but i mean, still. Steve rude again. Jimmy meanwhile, Elizabeth Warren has been invited to give an address on the first night of the democratic convention. Hillary clinton will give the address in the final night, and Bernie Sanders will be given the wrong address so that he misses the convention entirely. [ laughter and applause ] theyre giving him the wrong address. This is a chuck e. Cheese what is [ laughter ] just talk. Speaking of Bernie Sanders, he endorsed Hillary Clinton yesterday at a rally in New Hampshire, and before the big announcement, New Hampshire senator Jeanne Shaheen tried to get the crowd pumped up for hillary, but the crowd started chanting for bernie. [ laughter ] you gotta see this. I think she might have gotten a a little frustrated. But take a look. This is real. We need to elect hillary, not only to keep donald trump out of office [ cheers ] Bernie BernieBernie BernieHillary Hillary hillary [ laughter ] Hillary Hillary okay. We need to get to hillary here. Jimmy yeah [ laughter ] listen up, punks, i will turn this rally right around, you hear me . [ cheers and applause ] were going to get to hillary shut up yeah bernie, bernie, hillary, hillary. Thats right. Different syllables, everythings wrong. Steve Jeanne Shaheen. Jimmy but now that the nominees for both parties are official, it means its the end of the primary season for this years election. So lets take a moment and look back and appreciate all the great candidates that we had to choose from [ laughter ] this year. Please, take a look. This president is more interested in funding less interested in funding the military than he is in funding planned than he is hes more interested in funding planned parenthood than he is in funding the military. You know, i i i dont have a problem with if i were in charge right now. [ laughter ] the irs, the department of commerce, the department of energy uh, the department of commerce and hud. I wouldnt be doing this dumb ass Live Streaming if i werent. Yes, i still am running for president. Get over it. Because we travel on the bus all day we get to play we get to play so thank you for your support thanks for lending me your hand thank you catherine get back in the business of creating a more peaceful world. Please clap. [ laughter ] [ applause ] jimmy no steve aw jimmy please clap. Steve oh. Jimmy that one killed me. Steve that hurt. Jimmy that one i felt bad on that one. That one killed me. Because he was having it was a good speech. He had a then he was like, and create a more peaceful world. Oh, please clap. Come on. Give me a break. Oh, my gosh. Of course the pokemon craze just seems to be getting bigger and bigger. In fact, i read that even members of congress have even been trying to catch pokemon in the u. S. Capitol. [ light laughter ] meanwhile, pokemon were like, oh, my god, i just caught a a congressman at work. Do you know how rare do you know how rare that is . [ laughter ] [ applause ] its totally rare i got a jowly puff some celebrity news, its rumored that Kim Kardashian might be coming out with a a cookbook. Actually, shes already started writing it, and we have a sneak peek of some of the chapters. Yeah. Take a look. First theres pasta with, like, tomatoes or whatever. [ laughter ] next theres taking the perfect selfie with your roasted chicken. [ laughter ] then theres knives, spoons, and forks, which ones which . [ laughter ] then finally, heres the last chapter. Meatloaf is so gross [ laughter and applause ] id read that book. Steve yeah. Jimmy and finally, this is a little weird. A nursing home right here in new york wants to encourage elderly residents to start romantic relationships. They even made a do not disturb sign for them to hang on their doors. [ light laughter ] technically, the sign says do not disturb now, but if you dont hear anything for a a while, definitely disturb. [ applause ] we have a great show tonight. Give it up for the roots [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy it has been a great week so far. Theres more ahead. Tomorrow night Michael Strahan will be here. [ cheers and applause ] and were going to play play a a game of face breakers. Be sure to tune in for that. Then on friday we have blake lively. We have rahcel maddow. [ cheers and applause ] and music from good charlotte is going to be good. But first, joining us tonight, she is one of the funniest people we know. She stars alongside Melissa Mccarthy and an allstar cast in ghostbusters, which is in theaters and imax this friday. The one and only kristen wiig is here tonight [ cheers and applause ] steve oh go wiigy go wiigy go wiigy go wiigy jimmy go hillary go hillary remember uh, the last few times shes been booked on our show, we had an unexpected guest show up and weve had to bump kristen wiig. Steve oh, no. Jimmy its unfortunate but we do it when theres bigger celebrities here. [ light laughter ] steve a bigger celebrity comes on, thats the rules. Jimmy thats just the rules. So hopefully, you know, well get to meet and talk to kristen wiig. Ive never talked to her. [ light laughter ] this will be a very interesting show. Shes the best, and im a big fan. I run her blog. Steve you run all of her blogs. Jimmy yeah. Shes the best. So anyways, Kristen Wiigs here tonight. And thatll be exciting. [ cheers and applause ] i like the new ghostbusters. Shes great in it. Plus from the multiple awardwinning Television Series mr. Robot, this kid is steve this kid is fantastic. Jimmy he hit a homer with this one, man. Rami malek is dropping by. [ cheers and applause ] hes good. And we have great music. I was on the internet, i was doing something and i saw a a commercial for i want to say burberry or something. It was like a cologne or something commercial. It was beautifully shot, black and white. And i dont know why i was seeing this commercial, but anyways. I saw it, but the music i was like, this is beautiful music. So i shazamed it. And thats how he ended up here tonight. This guy. Hes fantastic, Benjamin Clementine, you guys. [ cheers and applause ] at least for now. Hes fantastic. Guys, as you know, snapchat is everywhere. Are you guys on snapchat . Are you guys using it . Its fun. [ cheers and applause ] its that app where you take a a snap of yourself and you can put a cool filter or something over your face wearing, you know, a hat or Something Like that. Some people are using it to make stories, horror movies, even music videos. So the other day, me and Arianna Grande combined our snaps into a video for her newest single into you. Id love to show it to you right now. So here is me and Arianna Grandes snapchat duet for into you. World premiere. Enjoy. [ cheers and applause ] im so into you i can barely breathe and all i wanna do is to fall in deep [ laughter ] oh baby look what you started the temperatures rising in here is this gonna happen been waiting and waiting for you to make a move before i make a move so baby come light me up and maybe ill let you on it a little bit dangerous but baby thats how i want it a little less conversation and a little more touch my body cause im so into you into you into you tell me what you came here for cause i cant i cant wait no more im on the edge with no control and i need i need you to know you to know so baby come light me up and maybe ill let you on it a little bit dangerous but baby thats how i want it a little less conversation and a little more touch my body cause im so into you into you into you got everyone watching us so baby lets keep it secret a little more scandalous but baby dont let them see it a little less conversation and a little more touch my body cause im so into you into you into you i miss you, jimmy [ cheers and applause ] jimmy how great is Arianna Grande i love her. 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To make a crisp refreshing jim beam apple and soda. Take on any road with intuitive allwheel drive. The nissan rogue, murano and pathfinder. Now get 0 apr for up to 72 months, plus 500 bonus cash. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy welcome back, everybody guys, it is time for bad signs. Here we go. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy whoo these are all real pictures of funny signs that you guys saw in a store or weird signs that you saw while driving around. You took a photo of it, send it to us. Again, they are all 100 real. Lets take a look at the first one here. Someone was shopping for picture frames. And they found this one here, look at this. Nice picture of a married couple, the frame says cousins. [ light laughter ] hope theyre distant cousins. Steve distant cousins. Jimmy distant cousins. Distant. Distant. Steve oh my god. Jimmy heres another one here. Someone was at a car race in iowa and they spotted youre from iowa, higgins . Steve yeah, love iowa. Jimmy and they spotted this sign along the tracks. Iowa corn. [ laughter ] steve im not going to say anything. Jimmy this is steve im not going to think of jimmy good stuff, dont say it. Steve im not gonna say it. Im not even thinking it. [ laughter ] jimmy what game do you what game do you think they were playing . Steve they might have been playing corn hole late or something. Jimmy all right, all right, here we go. Gue, here we go. Here. Lets steve we cant digest it. Jimmy heres another one. [ laughter ] once you pop you cant stop. You know what i mean . Steve yeah. Jimmy heres another one. Someone spotted a message on a a best western sign. Lets see what it said here. Congratulations to the eatonflesh wedding. Thats, the walking dead steve walking dead theme. Yeah. Jimmy flesh eating. Steve flesh eaters, whatever. Jimmy heres another sign, this says, i found recovery from both addiction and depression. Well thats a good thing. Down here it says, celebrate cocktails [ light laughter ] jimmy this next one somehow, someone spotted while out on a walk. This is very good, a good eye, it says lost tortoise. Oh, thats sad. Then up here they noticed this, found turtle. [ laughter ] steve no. [ laughter ] you found a turtle. Jimmy well i didnt lose a a turtle. I lost a tortoise. Steve found a turtle right here. Got like four legs and thing and a shell. [ laughter ] jimmy here is another one here. This is a pickle parking in the rear. [ laughter ] another sign here. Steve come on. Iowa corn. [ laughter ] jimmy someone spotted this inside a walmart. Steve inside a walmart. Jimmy it says fireworks for 79. 97. Right next to it, first aid kit for 9. 89. [ laughter ] good placement. Steve good shopping. Jimmy good placement. Steve market it. Jimmy heres another one. This is posted next to a cash register. This is a little gross, kind of, but due to the increase in temperatures, we will no longer be accepting money carried in your bra. Thanks, management. [ laughter ] steve what thats rude. Jimmy oh, my gosh. Also thats the worst place steve thats the worst place you jimmy to find out, cause youre just at the register. Thats when youre like, what . Steve well what am i suppose to do. Jimmy can put it at the front door. Steve front door. [ laughter ] big sign. Jimmy cant go in the rear door. Steve no, cause thats pickle parking. Jimmy pickle pickle delivery. Steve lot of pickles. Sour. [ laughter ] sour pickles. [ laughter ] jimmy were down were down to our last sign, guys. This is posted in a church. Steve in a church. Jimmy yeah, this is real. Look at this. Confession today will be until exactly 5 30 p. M. Theres only one priest available for confession today. Make your confession direct to the point and confess only your sins and offenses. No need to explain why you did it. Thank you very much. [ laughter and applause ] thats all the time we have for bad signs. [ cheers and applause ] if you see a bad sign email it to us at badsigns tonightshow. Com. And we might put in on the show. Stick around, well be right back with kristen wiig, everybody [ cheers and applause ] sfx crowd cheering sfx crowd booing sfx crowd chanting sfx crowd cheering sc johnson, a Family Company starbucks® smallbatch cold brew coffee. In stores now. Ah the freedom to watch your directv with unlimited data from at t. The steady stream of entertainment. Your favorite shows. Streaming on. You can just keep streaming. And streaming. Hello jim. So much streaming, but id really like to go home now. My arms are very tired. Seize the data get our best unlimited plan ever so you can stream and surf all you want with unlimited data from at t. [electronic sound effects] brace yourself. The first ever gsf is here. With a 467 horse power v8 engine. Torque vectoring differential. And brembo brakes. Its the next expression of f performance, from lexus. Oh, hey, jamie, can you hang back a sec . You wanna tell me about the boy in this painting . I dunno. Maybe nobody understands him. Well, if he were here, id say that being different is what makes him special. Just like our discounts each one is unique, but together, they help save our customers a lot of money. Okay. Pop quiz, whos my favorite student . Gwen . Yeah its gwen. Yeah, gwens the best. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy hey, guys. Welcome back. This is exciting. I was going to bring out kristen wiig, but during the commercial break a cool thing happened a special guest just dropped by the studio and were going to brick her out here for a quick interview. Im so excited for this. I am a huge fan. Please welcome the star of this season of the bachelorette jojo fletcher, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy jojo, oh, my god thank you very much. This is so cool. Jimmy yeah. This is amazing for us. We are all big fans of you on the bachelorette. Thank you. I guess a lot of people are watching. Jimmy yeah, yeah. Absolutely. Well, you look gorgeous. Thank you. This old thing . [ light laughter ] jimmy is jojo, is that your real name or a nickname . Short. Jimmy its short. Yes. Jimmy yeah. For . For jo josefina. [ laughter ] jimmy so jo, the jo part, jo josefina. Yeah. Jimmy of course, you grew up with that so they just called you jojo. Jojo, yeah. Jimmy ive got some questions here. Just want to get right to it. Oh yeah, so excited to be here. Jimmy yeah, i know. For a talk show. Jimmy oh yeah, thats right. Yeah, right . Jimmy were the first people first people to this is exclusive. We have jojo from, she is the bachelorette, on our show. Lets just get right to it. Yeah. Jimmy i want to know everything. What happens what happens in the fantasy suite. [ light laughter ] the fantasy suite jimmy yeah. Thats where i go on dates. Jimmy yeah. [ light laughter ] thats right. And we close the door. Jimmy absolutely. [ light laughter ] sometimes we, you know, we kiss a little. Or like, sometimes we like, rub each other. [ laughter ] but sometimes, you know, its a a show so we have to like pretend, but sometimes we go all the way. [ light laughter ] jimmy well thats good. Im glad you cleared up that. Yeah. Just so people know. Jimmy yeah. It was supposed to be called fantasy. I just thought yeah, theres the fountains. [ light laughter ] jimmy in the hotel room . Yep. [ light laughter ] jimmy great. I dont want to make you relive what happened last season. Oh. [ laughter ] that was tough. Jimmy it was tough, right . When what is on the bachelor. Jimmy thats right. Right. Jimmy you were. Yup. Jimmy how did you feel, i mean, about ben . Today. I loved him. Oh, today . We dont talk. [ laughter ] jimmy at all. No. Because hes married. Jimmy sure. Is he . Yep. [ laughter ] jimmy he is . Nobody im not supposed to say, but hes married. Jimmy oh, okay. Youre not supposed to say it. Its a secret. Jimmy its a secret. If you could say anything to ben about what happened, what would it be . I would say jimmy you can look into the camera. Thats bens watching. Ben, you know we went through a lot. [ light laughter ] and you promised me things. [ light laughter ] and i just feel hurt and look at me now. Jimmy wow. There you go. Thank you. Jojo, good for you. [ cheers and applause ] jo josephine. He took it back. Jimmy you took it back. Now, i would love to show you the pictures of some of the guys from this season. This is the final. Theyre down to the final four. They are down to the final four. Yup. Jimmy and you can tell me their names. Sure. [ light laughter ] jimmy or their nicknames, whatever you want to do, either one. Tell me a Little Something about them. Okay. Jimmy heres one right here. Thats scotchy. [ laughter ] jimmy gotchy or scotchy. Jimmy scotchy. Scotchy. Jimmy now this scotchy, does he drink scotch . He does. [ light laughter ] jimmy is that right . And he eats butterscotch, so i just [ laughter ] i just call him scotchy. Jimmy okay, thats cool. Yeah. Thats a great photo. Jimmy got scotchy there and there is of course mark hamill. [ laughter ] jimmy mark hamill . Thats a person. Jimmy thats a weird nickname to call him. Thats a person already, no, but thats his name. Jimmy oh, you call really . Thats his nickname. Im kidding. I call him mark hamill because he reminds me of jimmy mark hamill. From star wars . Jimmy star wars, yeah. [ laughter ] yeah. Look at him. He looks exactly [ laughter ] jimmy really. He looks exactly like luke skywalker. [ light laughter ] jimmy this is jordan. Thats jordan, of course. Jimmy yeah, yeah. Jorjor. [ laughter ] jimmy is that a star wars reference . Jorjor. Jimmy jorjor binks . Jorjor binks. [ laughter ] jimmy does he love star wars . He is crazy about star wars. Jimmy i did not know that. Ive never seen it and i wont. Jimmy you havent seen and i wont. Jimmy you wont. Youre adamant. No way. Never seen a star wars movie. Jimmy you wont see star wars . Now why is that . Im against any type of war in space. [ laughter ] i talked about that. Ive been pretty open about that. Jimmy youve been pretty open about that. You want peace in space. Everywhere. Jimmy sure, everywhere. Space more importantly, but yeah. Jimmy yeah. All right. [ light laughter ] oh. Deucy. Jimmy deucy . Deucy, you call him. This is chase, hes a medical sales rep. Yup. Jimmy and you call him deucy. Why is that . Because it started when we were playing cards. Jimmy okay. [ light laughter ] and he got a lot of deuces. Jimmy twos. Yeah. And then its like, he says im going to go number deuce. He says that. [ laughter ] gross. Jimmy thats a little gross. He says it. I dont say it. Jimmy but hes the one that says it. Yeah, not you. Hes gross. Jimmy here is the final guy here. Oh, thats the one i like. [ laughter ] jimmy this is the guys . What is his nickname . Corn . [ light laughter ] jimmy corn . Like corn . With a k. Jimmy like the band korn . Like the band. [ light laughter ] jimmy really . I dont see that when i see him at all. [ laughter ] i dont see him remotely listening to korn at all. You i dont think that guy listens to korn . [ laughter ] look at that shirt. Jimmy i dont think this man would ever be caught dead at a korn concert. [ light laughter ] well, that goes to show thats whats so great about the show. Is you dont know whats really there. [ laughter ] jimmy thats the slogan, you dont know whats really there. You dont know whats really there. [ light laughter ] jimmy the bachelorette. The bachelorette. [ laughter ] jimmy well, what is your ideal date . When jojo wants to go on a a date, what is the fantasy date for jojo . Jo josephine. Jo josephine . I just like to be in nature and go to like a farm. [ light laughter ] jimmy working a working farm . Yeah. Like chickens and animals everywhere. Jimmy why is that . I like to walk around. All the animals are out loose. No, i just think it would be a nice romantic thing to just like, see how a person would react with all these animals around. Youd really get to know somebody. And then when youre hungry [ laughter ] jimmy you kill the animal there . Well, i wouldnt kill it. Jimmy no, no. You wouldnt have anything to do with it. If you are hungry. Jimmy if you are hungry. If you forgot food, you know somethings there. [ light laughter ] like an egg. An egg. Jimmy had there be a war in space, or something. Right. Jimmy i know, i dont want to bring it up. Everybody always brings it up. Yup. Jimmy im sorry about that. But wouldnt you i have an idea for a good date for you. You should maybe go do a movie and dinner. Would you do that . I would do that. Jimmy you would . Yeah. Jimmy there is a perfect date movie out this weekend. Which one . Which one . Jimmy its called ghostbusters. Oh, okay. Jimmy thats right, yeah. Thats supposed to be really good. Jimmy yeah, it really is. And kristen wiig is in it. You know kristen wiig . Oh, i do, yes. Jimmy she was supposed to be on the show tonight. I know, i heard. I feel bad. Jimmy yeah. Theres her, in the cover of a a magazine. Oh, look at that. Jimmy there she is there. A natural. A natural pose. [ laughter ] jimmy a natural pose . You think she stands like that . I do. Shes just getting change out of her pocket. [ laughter ] jimmy i think youll love ghostbusters. Ive seen it. Its super funny. Yeah. Jimmy everyone in it scores. Its very, very cool. I want to show a clip of the movie ghostbusters. Great. Jimmy starring kristen wiig. Take a look at this. Oh great. Do you see that . The eyes. Nows not the time to be messing with me. No. Hey patty, can i get some illumination on the subject . Yeah, i can put some light on that. Oh, boy. Where are these ghosts coming from . Were taking this pretty boy back to the lab. Holtzmann . Yup. Power us up. Just gonna plug these things in here. Okay erin, come here. Document this. Why am i operating the untested nuclear laser . You have the longest arms. You guys might want to hurry up. This is just a little bit of grounding so you dont die immediately. Do you know your iron level . Mmmm. Its fine. You have done this before, right . Ready, aim, fire [ cheers and applause ] jimmy ghostbusters you will love it. I cant wait to see it. Jimmy you can take any of those guys on that date. That would be great. Jimmy in fact, you guys its kind of a cool thing. We are kind of doing announcements tonight. You want me to say it . Youre on the soundtrack of ghostbusters. And im so psyched for you to sing the song, ghost will you accept this [ laughter ] i do. Jimmy yeah, and this is it. You guys you are going to sing a little for us tonight. [ cheers and applause ] im shaking. Im shaking. I see through you because youre transparent i also know you lets one day be parents [ laughter ] would you take this piece of my heart dont tear me apart who knows ghost will you accept this rose this rose if i give it to you will it slip out of your hands because you dont have one will you accept this rose will you accept this rose you accept this rose will you accept this rose [ cheers and applause ] jimmy thank you, i will accept this rose. [ cheers and applause ] guys, jojo. Also, thank you to kristen wiig for being cool enough to give up her Interview Time stick around. Well be right back with rami malek, everybody [ cheers and applause ] guy oh man, the shows pretty much over. friend wish we could start it from the beginning. jon bon jovi with directv, you can. 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Please give a warm summer welcome to rami malek, everybody [ cheers and applause ] jimmy thats what im talking about. All right. Jimmy thank you so much for coming on the show. Oh come on. Thank you for having me, man. Jimmy i appreciate it. Oh, please, im a big fan of the show. No, it an honor to be with you. Jimmy oh, thanks. Christian was here last night. Had a blast. Jimmy yeah, Christian Slater was just amazing. Slater. Jimmy you guys have great chemistry on the show. Everyone probably told you that already, but you must be so excited. Youre getting all these awards, all this its all happening. This is yeah. Its happening, man. Jimmy and did you guys if you guys havent seen even just the first episode, i wish i were friends with you then cause i would have sent you an email saying, wow, it was just amazing. You can send me emails any time. Jimmy oh, thank you. Thank you. [ light laughter ] i just, i never seen the thank you man. Jimmy thats acting at its finest right there buddy. Oh come on. Jimmy so congrats. Well deserved. Thank you. I appreciate it. Jimmy how has life changed for you since the show blew up and started getting famous . Yeah. Pretty drastically, i mean im here so jimmy i know. But i mean do people recognize you im on the tonight show with jimmy fallon. Jimmy people do they recognize me . They, you know i at first i would go out and in the street after the show aired and they would be like, hey, i robot. And id be like, sort of. [ laughter ] jimmy close. Mr. Robot. Im mr. Robot. Jimmy not i robot. Thats will smith. [ laughter ] im not clearly not will smith. Jimmy no, no, no. Then it went to that, mr. Robot. And then people would be like, mr. Robot. Jimmy mr. Robot. Hey man. And then hey. Jimmy mr. Robot. Yeah. Its like, all right. All right. And then youre that guy. Youre that idiot or elliot, whatever he is. [ laughter ] idiot. Jimmy yeah, idiot. No. Jimmy elliots your character. Elliots my character name and then they finally started getting closer to my name. So id be getting like jimmy which is what . Rami. Rami. Jimmy rami malek. Yeah. Jimmy what do they rami jimmy do they get that wrong . Its a nice setup. They would get it so bad, theyd be like jimmy do i say it wrong . No, no, you nailed it. Jimmy rami malek. I love it. Jimmy what do people say . Remy malik. Roomy malek. Jimmy remy martin. [ laughter ] hey, remy martin. I could get another shot of you, man. Yeah. Jimmy hey. All the time. Jimmy hey zayn malik. You broke up one direction, man. [ laughter ] yeah. Jimmy whats your problem, mr. Robot. Yeah. I said arent you happy . He said no. Jimmy yeah, he went out to do his own yeah, own thing. Jimmy but now youve got this. You got you start getting the cast coming in. On your big time. Oh, yeah. Jimmy did you splurge on anything . Yeah, big money coming in. [ laughter ] first year of show. Didnt get cancelled. Jimmy but i mean i wasnt this big. No, no, its huge. I mean, yeah. Did i splurge . I bought a student loan and i paid it off. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy i got to do that. Not bad, right . Jimmy yeah, i got to get around to doing that. Im still paying mine off. Are you really . Jimmy absolutely. Let me help you. I think, you know after the Second Season ive got a little more change in my pocket. Jimmy i got a degree. I went to trump university. So im very [ laughter ] or currently going. Im still currently enrolled. Im a fan of the show. Millions of fans across the world. I love how you leaked it out, by the way, on facebook and you were on buzzfeed, did a a snapchat thing, of the part one of the first premiere which aired tonight. But i though that was smart. Smart. Jimmy different, no one else is doing that. And i think perfect for your show. And i read today that Robert Downey jr. Is also a fan of your show and that you guys have become kind of friends. Yeah. Jimmy really . Yeah. Look at this. Im here with you. I get emails from Robert Downey jr. Jimmy yeah, they dont care about me. They want to hear about Robert Downey jr. He has your email address . Yeah, well he emails me. And i was like, yeah, right. Whos this ass[bleep] . [ laughter ] sorry. Jimmy yeah, no. No problem. No problem. Do i have to pay for that . Jimmy no. We dont have to pay for that. I have the wonderful jimmy that was your absolutely. That was your reply to me when i emailed you. You actually knew who it was. So after a while, someone me that i knew and was like, why arent you answering Robert Downey jrs email . Im like, no way. Ive been blowing this guy off . Its the real guy. Jimmy yeah, hes ironman. Hes ironman. He even signed it film icon. Jimmy did it . [ laughter ] cause hes amazing like that. Hes the most humble, but the coolest guy. Jimmy oh i love him. Hes the best dude. You cant help but love him. Jimmy yeah. Right. So did you get to hang out with him . Yeah, he came on set. Jimmy wow. Came on set and it was pretty spectacular. He watched me act. Which kind of like made me freeze for a couple takes. Jimmy thats pressure there. Yeah, it was pressure. But i was like, im going to do it, you know . Its Robert Downey jr. Im going to give my best performance. Took me like ten takes to get where i needed to be. Yeah, he went to sam, he was like, well what was wrong with the first take . And i was like, yeah, what was wrong with the first take . Jimmy i love that you bring Robert Downey jr. To tell your director whats going on. Its like, how much pressure is that . Its like oh my gosh. Yeah, and sam goes, did you hear how hard he was breathing on that . He was making like some weird noises. And i was like, oh, god. Whatever. You know. Anyway, we moved on and it was a fascinating day. Made me the hero of the set because he showed up. Jimmy of course. Yeah. Hes ironman. And like one of the coolest people youll ever meet. Jimmy would he ever come on the show . I think he will. I hope he does. Jimmy i mean the tonight show. Id love to meet him. Has he not . [ laughter ] jimmy he has. He has. And congratulations on everything. And i know emmy nominations are coming out tomorrow. And i dont want to jinx anything i think your names gonna be on that list. Youre the man. Jimmy i want to show a clip from the new season. Here is rami malek in mr. Robot. Take a look at this. Roomy malik. Its not that i dont trust myself. I dont trust him. Hello, again. Yes im talking to you this time. Im sure you wanted to hear what i told krista back there, but im not ready to trust you yet. Not after what you did. You kept things from me. And i dont know if i can tell you secrets like before. Jimmy yeah, its good it is good [ cheers and applause ] rami malek, everybody check out the new season of mr. Robot wednesday nights at 10 00 p. M. On usa. Well be right back with music from Benjamin Clementine [ cheers and applause ] the new 2017 ford fusion is here. 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Performing cornerstone, please welcome Benjamin Clementine [ cheers and applause ] m i am alone in a box of stone when all is said and done as the wind blows to the east from the west unto this bed my tears have their solemn rest i am lonely alone in a box of stone they claim to love me but theyre all lying ive been lonely alone in a box of my own and this is the place i now belong its my home home home home home home home home its my home home home home home home home home it wasnt easy getting used to this i used to scream its not true that its only when the door is locked that nobody enters cause mine had been open till your demise but none had come well who am i what have i done what have i done ive been lonely alone in a box of my own they claim to be love me and be near me but theyre all lying its not true ive been lonely alone in a box of stone and this is the place i now belong its my home home home home home home home home its my home home home home home home home home friends i have met lovers have slept and wept promises to stay had never been kept this bare truth of which most wont share i hope you share cause i have been lonely alone in a box of my own they claim to love me and be near me but they are all lying i have been lonely alone in a box of stone and this is the place i now i belong its my home home home home home home home home my home home home home home home home home [ cheers and applause ] jimmy fantastic. Benjamin clementine, everybody. Catch him on tour in the u. S. Now. Well be right back, ladies and gentlemen [ cheers and applause ] i survived breast cancer. If the doctors hadnt caught it early i might not be sitting here. So im outraged that pat toomey voted to defund planned parenthood. Which thousands of pennsylvania women depend on for cancer screenings. Pat toomey was even willing to shut down the federal government to eliminate funding for planned parenthood. Shut down the government over planned parenthood . I think we ought to shut down pat toomey. Women vote is responsible for the content of this advertising. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy oh, what a show. My thanks to kristen wiig, rami malek, Arianna Grande, Benjamin Clementine once again [ cheers and applause ] and the roots right there from philadelphia, pennsylvania, ladies and gentlemen. [ cheers and applause ] stay tuned for late night with seth meyers. Thank you for watching. Have a great night. I hope to see you tomorrow. Byebye, everybody [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] announcer from 30 Rockefeller Plaza in new york, its late night with seth meyers. Tonight bill oreilly, from the infiltrator, actress diane kruger, star of another period, actress and comedian riki lindhome, featuring the 8g band with thomas lang. [ cheers and applause ] ladies and gentlemen, seth meyers. Seth good evening. Im seth meyers. This is late night. How is everybody doing tonight . [ cheers and applause ] yeah. In that case, lets get to the news. Following her endorsement by Bernie Sanders yesterday, Hillary Clinton today began the task of wooing his 13 million primarily young supporters. And i have to say, shes off to a real awkward start. La