And featuring the legendary roots crew. Questlove 588. Steve and now, here he is, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause ] jimmy oh, welcome thank you. Welcome. Thank you for being here. Enjoy. Sit down, relax. Now, listen. Something in my teeth. Welcome. Thank you so much. Thats too nice. Welcome, welcome. Welcome, welcome, welcome, to the tonight show. This is it. [ cheers and applause ] this is the show this is the show to be at. Oh, man. Thank you for being here. Heres what people are talking about. Oh, theres a chance of snow in the forecast for new york city, this weekend. [ cheers and applause ] just remember the simple rule. If someones lying in the snow on their back, snow angel. If theyre lying on their face, santacon. [ cheers and applause ] be nice to them. Walk around them. Of course, christmas is just a a couple weeks away, and in case you havent heard, the hottest toys this year are hatchimals. Which are stuffed animals that hatch from eggs, and learn to walk and talk. They say that these things are so fun that kids will play with them for ten full minutes before going back to their iphones. [ laughter and applause ] ten minutes of fun that dont involve then theyll watch youtube videos of kids opening their hatchimals. [ light laughter ] thats right. Theyre called hatchimals and theyre toy animals that hatch out of an egg. And if you cant get one, just give your kid a real egg and tell him it takes a while. [ laughter and applause ] may be a baby chicken one day. Get this. I read that one person bought 23,000 worth of hatchimals to resell. And now parents who cant find any are furious. Then the buyer said, relax. Theyll all be available at the trump tower gift shop with a a slight markup. [ cheers and applause ] and this week, the u. S. Senate has its annual secret santa gift exchange. Which means every senator picked a name from a hat and was like, not ted cruz, not ted cruz, not ted cruz. Ah, i got ted [ applause ] thats right. The senate had its annual secret santa, and this year, 59 senators participated. It was mainly democrats, since republicans got everything they wanted in november. [ cheers and applause ] steve hey ho jimmy a lot of people are talking about this. In addition to becoming president , it was revealed that donald trump has to hold another title as well. Take a look at this. As if running the u. S. Isnt enough, trump wants to keep his old day job on the reality show the apprentice. Nbc and Trumps Campaign say he will remain as an executive producer for the show, even after he becomes president. Jimmy yeah. Trump will remain the executive producer of the apprentice. Trump said, im not actually going to do anything. Im only interested in the title. And then [ laughter and applause ] then everyones like, are you talking about being a producer or being president . Which one are you talking about . Hey, this is pretty cool. Ryan gosling was honored in hollywood this week, by putting his hand and footprints in concrete outside the iconic chinese theater. Ryan gosling, yeah. It got [ cheers ] it got weird when gosling pressed his hands into the concrete and it went [ laughter ] oh, a Little Health news here. A new study found that longterm marijuana use can damage your eyesight. Which i guess explains why this guys always wearing sunglasses. I mean, now i get it. [ laughter and applause ] finally, a holiday revival of the classic disney cartoon, duck tales, is set to premier this summer. [ cheers ] in fact, they even released the opening credits, and it looks like they theyre finally addressing a major issue with the original series. Take a look at this. None of us are wearing pants here in ducksburg we dont cover up our junk with our hands its been duckward you might think its weird but you can see our duck nuts ducktales whoo you can also see our butts which we call ducktales whoo [ cheers and applause ] jimmy we have a great show tonight give it up for the roots [ cheers and applause ] pcpc jimmy hey thank you very much. Welcome. Thank you for watching. Thank you very much. Guys, you wont believe whos on the show next week. Steve who . Jimmy yeah. On monday, we have Bryan Cranston and hailee steinfeld. [ cheers and applause ] music from onerepublic. [ cheers and applause ] then later next week, michael fassbender, arnold schwarzenegger. Casey affleck. Reese witherspoon. And we have performances from niall horan. [ cheers and applause ] childish gambino. [ cheers ] and solange. [ cheers and applause ] you dont want to miss it. You dont want to miss it. Set your dvrs, your tivos, your vcrs, your betamaxes, everything. [ light laughter ] laser disk. Steve Court Reporter drawings. Jimmy stream it, view it. Steve google it. Jimmy download it. Steve hulu it. Jimmy snapchat it. Steve seeso it. Jimmy oh, if you dont seeso it, you are so foolish. Steve you are so see if you dont jimmy yeah. E a n show tonight. This is the one. [ cheers and applause ] this is the one to be at. Hes a giant movie star. He is the sexiest man alive. [ cheers and applause ] steve hey come on jimmy hes also doing this really cool thing. Hes the host of the upcoming rock the troops special, saluting the brave men and women of Americas Armed forces. The one and only Dwayne Johnson is here. [ cheers and applause ] we love him. I love that dude. Steve a delight. Jimmy i love him. Yeah. Plus we love this guy too. Very funny man. He stars with matt leblanc in the new Comedy Series man with a plan. Kevin nealon is dropping by. [ cheers and applause ] and if you like good music you guys enjoy good music . [ cheers ] this guy is one of the kirk . Hes your favorite . I love this guy. Gary clark, jr. Is here [ cheers and applause ] the story of sonny boy slim. He can jam. Oh, my gosh. Hes just amazing. I just love how hes one of the best guitarists out there. Guys, we have exactly 11 shows left before we go on christmas break. [ audience aws ] which means its time for that beloved tonight show tradition. Its time for 12 days of christmas sweaters here we go [ cheers and applause ] twelve days of christmas sweaters eleven shows left jimmy that is right. Every show between now and christmas, were giving one lucky audience member a snazzy christmas sweater. [ cheers and applause ] from the countdown to christmas cabinet. Since there are 11 shows left, lets open door number 11. [ cheers and applause ] oh. [ cheers and applause ] wow. Oh, look at this. Whoa. This is [ cheers and applause ] merry woofmas. Merry woofmas. Now, lets see whos going home with tonights sweater. [ cheers and applause ] everyone, look at your seat number. Look at your seat number, and if i call your number, i need you to jump up, let me know where you are. Quest, can i get a drum roll, please . [ drum roll ] who wants me to pick theum[ cheers and applause] it is 408. [ cheers and applause ] hey, right there. Oh, hey. How are you . Not bad. Come on over, pal. How are you . Number 408 is so close to us here. Hi. How you doing . Its beautiful. Jimmy i know it is. Yeah. Thank you so much. Dreams do come true. Jimmy what is your name . Mary kate gallagher. Jimmy what . Mary kate. Jimmy okay. [ light laughter ] but do you add is that your last names not kate. No, mary kate is my first name. Jimmy yes, mary kate. Gallagher is my last name. Jimmy mary kate gallagher. Okay thats cool. Mary kate gallagher, where are you from . Chicago. Jimmy chicago. Thats what im talking about. Pcpc we love chicago. It gets cold in chicago. It does. It is. Jimmy you can use this. I could use that, definitely. Jimmy would you would you like to try this on . It just snaps right on. Yes, absolutely. Jimmy this is perfect, here we go. Mkg jimmy mkg, man, lets do this. Oh my ne wow. That is beautiful. Its subtle. Its almost like you dont even know youre wearing a sweater. This is just beautiful. Chicagos going to love it, and we love you for being here. Thank you. Jimmy thank you for coming to the show. Congratulations. [ cheers and applause ] mary kate. Thanks again to mary kate. Stick around. Well be right back with thank you notes, everybody. Shout out to chicago. [ cheers and applause ] when it comes to healthcare, seconds can mean the difference between life and death. For partners in health, time is life. We have 18,000 people around the world. The microsoft cloud helps our entire staff stay connected and Work Together in real time to help those that need it. The ability to collaborate changes how we work. What we do together changes how we live. Sir . You give me that salad and i will pay for your movie and one snack box. Can i keep the walnuts . Yes. But i get to pick your movie. Can i pick the genre . Nope. With the blue cash everyday card you get cash back on purchases with no annual fee. Backed by the service and security of american express. You get cash back on purchases with no annual fee. But when we brought our daughter home, that was it. Now i have nicoderm cq. The nicoderm cq patch with unique extended release Technology Helps prevent your urge to smoke all day. Its the best thing that ever happened to me. Every great why needs a great how. Yep, got tno, no, no,ll she wantebe right home. squirrel screeching, birds chirping squirrel chittering hey hey tires screeching hey is this yours . Yes. Thank you happy holidays. vo the real magic of the holidays is when we all give a little more. man thank you [ cheers and applause ] jimmy welcome back, welcome back, welcome back, everybody. Guys, today is friday. On some personal stuff. You know, i check my inbox, i return some emails, and of course, i send out thank you notes. Well, i was running a bit behind. [ cheers and applause ] i was running a bit behind today, so i thought if you guys wouldnt mind, id like to write out my weekly thank you notes right now. Is that cool thank you so much. I really appreciate that. James, can i get some thank you note writing music, please . Steve aw. Jimmy perfect. Steve thats perfect, like a little hatchimal. Jimmy thats perfect. [ light laughter ] steve hes so cute. Jimmy whats that . Hes like [ laughter ] steve hes like a sad hatchimal. Jimmy you thought that was a hatchimal. Steve yeah. Jimmy no, thats james from the roots. [ laughter ] cute jimmy baseball . Jimmy you thought his head was going to hatch and an animal was going to come out . [ laughter ] we should do that next week. Thats a good idea. [ laughter ] he thought it was a hatchimal. Thank you, donald trump, for getting a dog when you move into the white house. That will make two things in the white house going after crotches without permission. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy hey, whoa, whoa. Steve hey whoa hey hohey jimmy hey. Whoa, whoa, whoa. Hey, come on steve hey, forget about it. [ light laughter ] thank you, picture of shaq being sworn in as sheriffs deputy in georgia, for looking like it was taken on take your son to work day. [ laughter and applause ] hes big dude. Hes a big guy. Steve and topping 72. Jimmy congrats bud, yeah. Exactly. Steve tallest man on the force. Thank you, patting your back pocket to feel for your wallet, for being an acceptable way to spank yourself. Steve ooh. [ laughter and applause ] jimmy what is that music . Questlove baby got back jimmy was that, like, sexy music . What was that music . [ laughter ] it was like i got the 12 00 news jimmy it does sound like that a little bit. It does sound like that styx song, yeah. Too much time on my hands. I got the 12 00 news blues jimye sitting on this barstool talking like a damn fool got the 12 00 news blues [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers ] [ cheers ] steve nice cape. Jimmy i had to rock out the cape, man. Steve you got to rock the cape, man. [ laughter ] jimmy because i jam so its so sick. Sve jimmy so raw. Steve it turned into a a cape. [ laughter ] raw, man. Thats like jimmy thats raw. Thats steve thats like jimmy when the fun is that raw steve you have to wear a a cape. Jimmy when its two sheets. [ laughter ] i pull out my steve rs right. Steve dude, that beat was sushi. Jimmy there you go. Its so raw, its right. Steve you got to cape it, er ]laug steve you cape a good time. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] sitting on this barstool i got the 12 00 news blues jimmy sorry. [ cheers ] [ laughter ] jimmy thank you, family holiday photos, for being a a good way to show people what you would look like if you joined a cult. [ laughter and applause ] steve we all wore the same outfit. Jimmy happy holidays. Thank you, ob gyns, for providing great womb service. [ laughter and applause ] steve heyoh hey , steve oh, wow. Your pen broke. [ laughter ] what happened . You got to get a new pen. Jimmy i got to switch over to the other keyboard. Steve yeah. ]ats where we need another jimmy thank you, candy canes, for starting out as a a seasonal candy, then turning into a festive shiv. There you go right there. Those are my thank you notes. Well be right back with Dwayne Johnson, everybody [ cheers and applause ] Liberty Mutual stood with me when i was too busy with the kids to get a repair estimate. Liberty did what . Yeah, with Liberty Mutual all i needed to do to get an estimate was snap a photo of the damage and voila voila sigh i wish my Insurance Company had that. Wait hold it. Hold it boys. Wheres your brother . Wheres your brother . Hey, wheres charlie . 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Jimmy you have the best energy. Congrats on this cover. [ cheers and applause ] whoo my man. How much grief are you getting for being on the cover of the sexiest man alive . I mean it is first of all, its an honor. Jimmy yes, of course. And its really, really cool, right, but yeah, i am getting so much grief, especially from my boys. Of course as you can imagine, right, everybodys just its just a continuation of just jimmy yeah. Whats that term . Oh [ bleep ] talking. Jimmy yeah, exactly, yeah. I can just see kevin hart just going oh, kid. Well, kevin hart demands he demands a recount, right now. [ laughter and applause ] he demands a recount. Jimmy thats great. But i tell kevin, listen, buddy, theres always never. Jimmy thats right. Theres always never. Heres your daughter, jasmine, inmazine. Look at how impressed. Oh, yes. Jimmy even shes impressed. Look at that face. She is loving it. Jimmy are you kidding me . Oh my god. I tell you, i have turned into a monster at home, though. Thats the thing. Jimmy you are. Right, so any time you get a a title like the sexiest man alive. Jimmy of course. So now, with my lady lauren at home, its just now i dont even have to speak in full sentences. So now for example, you know, go ahead and ask me, hey, you know, howd you sleep last night, baby . Jimmy howd you sleep last night, baby . [ grunting ] thats not thats it. Jimmy no thats not it. Now, what i just said was, i slept very well, thank you so much for asking. Jimmy you couldve done it as words, instead of winking. But its very jimmy youre really milking this. Is there anything that you do thats unsexy . God. I mean thats lets see. You know, i you know what it is . Whats i make i love to make breakfast in bed. [ cheers ] i know, yeah. Jimmy thats not unsexy, right . Unsexy. Oh, unsexy. Unsexy. Thats right, sorry. Jimmy you cant think of an unsexy thing that you do . I do, i do. Heres what i do. Jimmy thats how sexy he is. Hes a sexy a sexy man. He is so sexy [ cheers and applause ] its the worst. Im so lame, i make breakfast in bed. No. Jimmy i crack the eggs on my abs. What, thats not unsexy. Thats kind of rad. Thats cool. Oh well, i do this unsexy thing. I end every text with a heart emoji and and a eggplant. Yeah. Jimmy thats another what are you talking about . These are all sexy things im kidding. Im kidding. Jimmy youre kidding. Im kidding. Jimmy yeah, i like i like i like i like this dude i saw in people magazine, your high school photo. Heres Dwayne Johnson in high school. Wow. [ cheers and applause ] listen. I look. I love you guys for cheering that. Thats so but as jimmy was pointing out, that is a dead caterpillar on my head, look at that thing. Jimmy you think thats bad . Heres my high school photo. Oh, my god. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy wispy breeze. A breeze would blow by. I just want to say, like, those two guys in high school, i mean, that that they could do damage. Jimmy yeah. [ laughter ] yeah. Jimmy they could be buddies right there. Absolutely. How is the family . Hows the baby . Is she excited . Does she know about santa or christmas or anything yet . You know what, shes first of all, shes great and shes going to be a year, her birthdays next week. Jimmy oh, congratulations. [ audience aws ] thank you so much. Jimmy youre a good dad. Youre a good dad. Thank you. I really, really lucky. Like you, i have two daughters, right . Simone and jasmine. Jimmy yeah. And shes really unsure of what who santa is right now, but we did take her to go see santa and sit on santas lap and i got to tell you, it was it was awful. Yeah. [ laughter ] jimmy she did not like it. Hated it. Bawled, crying, awful. Hated it. Jimmy what were you doing . Hated it. I was not there. Jimmy yeah. I was not there. I got the text jimmy yeah. Right, so any time you see a a baby girl crying jimmy yeah. Its like, oh, man, it just breaks your heart. Jimmy absolutely. But but the redemption is i dressed up as pikachu. [ laughter ] thats the redemption. Because she. Jimmy she enjoys . Yes yes, there it is. I brought you a picture. [ audience aws ] [ applause ] jimmy this is what its guys this holiday season, get your picture taken with pikachu. Yes, thats right. Jimmy tell pikachu what you want for christmas. Yeah. Come sit on pikachus lap right now. Jimmy i got a 3yearold and the 3yearold is are they ready for christmas . Jimmy she sat on santas lap and she just kind of stared at his beard. And she was like she just didnt say anything at all. And the twoyearold theyre just totally different babies. You know . Right. Jimmy i raised them exactly the same. I read the same books. I fed them the same stuff but the 3yearold is just kind of quiet and shy and polite, and then the 2yearold, you turn around for two seconds, shes got like two knives in her hand. [ laughter ] whered you get that knife . Like, get away from me, old man. Ill cut you. Hold on a second, whats happening . Right. I want my mother. Jimmy yeah, exactly. I want mama. Mama. Yeah, exactly. Theres this thing that i saw online, its at nordstrom and i just i dont know if you heard about this. Oh. Jimmy theyre selling a a rock. Yes. I heard about this. Its like the happening thing. Jimmy its a 85 rock. And its and its in leather. Jimmy its wrapped in leather. I dont know why half of it is wrapped in leather. And half of it is just a rock and i was like man i wonder i mean, buddy, rock and leather is a hot commodity these days. [ cheers and applause ] oh, my gosh. Yes. Jimmy well anyways theres a lot of cheese on that pizza. Jimmy we called nordstrom and merry christmas. Oh, no way, dude [ cheers and applause ] oh, let me. Jimmy i dont know what youd do with that. Here we go. I got jimmy i dont know what one does with it, but wow. Jimmy thats it. Thats the 85 rock in leather. So wow and jimmy and theres a Million Dollar in this a 3 rock in leather. Jimmy thats right but thank you so much. Jimmy nah, i know we always give you gifts that are difficult to take home with you on the airplane but but legitimately, this is like the most popular gift, right . Jimmy see i dont know why its so special its just a normal rock. I dont know what it is, but nordstrom, when we called them, they go, oh, youre going to talk to Dwayne Johnson . They go, then he deserves this. This you cant even buy this guy. Buddy look at that one. Immy thats w leather chaps. That is like a biker gang rock. I mean i mean, this is like jimmy yeah. This is a statement when you walk in to any meeting. Go jimmy yeah, you go, yeah now youre talking to the rock. Yeah. Hey, hey, hey. Jimmy this is like this is like this is like me and you, dude. [ laughter ] right away, yes. Jimmy thats me and you. Thank you so much. Jimmy december 13th on spike, its called rock the troops, i want to talk about that when we come back. Sure. Jimmy stick around. 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[ cheers and applause ] jimmy lots of troops its like those bob hope specials that yeah. Jimmy i grew up with except on a larger scale. This is big. Yeah, its big. So its like, you know, you had bob hope and dean martin. Jimmy yeah. And those guys did a a tremendous job and you think about these shows that honored our military men and women over to do was we wanted to create something special, something epic, maybe something historic, and so we were over in pearl harbor and theres a joint base, pearl harbor hickam, and we held rock the troops there. My Production Company, seven bucks productions, casey patterson, who you know very jimmy i love casey. Casey pattersons amazing. Yeah, man. Jimmy her Production Company and spike tv and we put on this show. And jimmy we love them. We were told that morning by military officials, okay, so what we can expect is maybe 20,000 to 22,000 troops and their families, should be a big event. And we were like, okay, great, lets do it. Called my buddies up, my celebrity buddies, and i told them, listen, you know, we do a lot of cool things in our business. But, theres no award, that youre coming over here for, the award is the privilege, is you standing on the stage and entertaining our troops. , all hawaii. By the time the show started, we had 45,000 troops and their families. [ cheers and applause ] and it was beautiful. Ovin its moving, its beautiful. Yeah. Jimmy but its funny. Its unexpected. Its a lot of surprises. Jimmy you sing for the troops. I do. I will do anything for the troops. Jimmy of course, but including singing. Jimmy you do let me just give you a a little context. So what i did, so elvis, who im a big fan of. Jimmy yeah. Which weve talked about that. I know you are too. Jimmy yeah, absolutely. He put on one of the biggest shows ever called aloha from hawaii. And i thought, were in we love the troops. Why dont i sing a, you know, a a three song medley and perform as elvis. And [ cheers and applause ] jimmy anything for the troops. I love it. We have a clip of you performing as elvis. Take a look at this. Slander my name all or well do anything that you wanna do but uh huh honey lay off of them shoes and dont you step on my blue suede shoes well you can do anything but lay off of my blue suede shoes number 47 said to number threetest jailbird i ever did see i sure would be delighted come on and do the Jailhouse Rock with me lets rock everybody lets rock everybody in the whole cell block was danciil tuse rock [ cheers and applause ] jimmy i mean, you can u do t thing oh but man, you can sing and thats unbelievable. Look how giant that was. That was jus it was incredible. Jimmy thank you so much. Just just thank y s from all of us for giving back to the troops. Because i know it means a lot to you and just anything you can do to give back. [ cheers and applause ]l, tnk y. I appreciate that, guys. Thank you so much. Uch for the applause. I appreciate that. And look, i think that, you know, we ever have the opportunity to give back to our troops, i think we all should us live and enjoy the life we have, right, because of them. So, there is one more thing i wanted to do before i left tonight, jimmy. So i would love to give back to a military family thats [ audience aws ] [ cheers and applause ] i mean so, if you if you would do me a favor, if you would come with me. You guys want to do this . [ cheers and applause ] all right. Lets do this. Jimmy do they know do we know who it is . They do not know. Jimmy they do not know. They do not know. No. This this person does not know, and im going to i want to walk over here in the audience and lets see. Well walk up here. Jimmy and this yeah. Lets see. Jimmy nope. No, no. Jimmy hes laughing too much. Its not him. Youre laughing way too is it him . Lets see. Are you no. I dont see this person. Jimmy theyre not here. No, no. Jimmy its a good looking crowd. I will say that. Its a very yeah, yeah. Jimmy its a very good looking crowd. [ cheers and applause ] theyre not here . Not here. No, no, no. Im going to go up here. Lets see. Really gd jimmy here . Hello. Hello. Jimmy hey. How are you . Hey. She was reaching for me. Jimmy yeah, she was reaching i saw her reaching. She was reaching. Jimmy i saw her reaching. Yeah. Lets see. You know what . I dont see this person up here. Lets go back here. Lets go back here. Thank you. Okay, watch these steps. Im going to open this door. Jimmy sure. All right. Here we go. Lets see. Jimmy right in here . I think right in here. Wheres karina . I. Hi so youre karina. Yeah. Yeah, youre na youre a pro the show and youre an army vet . I am. Right, my name is Dwayne Johnson. What is happening . How you doing . Hi. Its so good to meet you and i heard that you met your husband when you were you were both deployed in iraq. Yeah. Okay. And your husbands name is todd. Yeah. And he is hes a master sergeant. Yeah. In the u. S. Air force. He is. Yeah. Absolutely. [ cheers and applause ] and you guys have been living apart for the past year and a a half because hes 5,000 miles away. So, karina, what jimmy and i wanted to do for you, we just wanted to thank you and your husband for your service and personally heard you ahe home for you in the holidays. Ch] oh my god [ cheers and applause ] jimmy oh, man. Come on. Group hug [ cheers and applause ] thank you for everything. Thank you. How did you do this without me knowing . Jimmy we love you, pal. We love you. You guys, thanks to todd, thank you karina, thank you to Dwayne Johnson. [ cheers and applause ] come back, everybody. Come on. I dont know how he pulled this off. [ cheers and applause ] this one is from youll see theres one thats an eagle. My number one goal is getting more funds out to parks because some animals and plants are only found in one place in the world, and thats in some national parks. 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Liberty stands with you™. Liberty mutual insurance. [ cheers and applause ] i cant believe he pulled that one off, man. Nextuest is a very very funny comedian. I dont know how hes going to follow that. Ug out. Oh, will. In the brandnew Comedy Series, man with a plan,mondchs at 8 . Hes also performing stap ne right here in new york city. It is a great comedy club, so we love to please give a warm holiday weomeverybody. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy you look fantastic. Jimmy thank you, my man. Im very excited about what my surprise is going to be tonight. [ laughter ] who havent i seen in a a while . I ca w jimmy you havent seen me in a while, so thatgo oh, thats great. Jimmy kevin, thank you for being here. Absolutely. Jimmy oh, good, yeah. Im sorry. [ light laughter ] jimmy wow. What is that . Whats going on . L, stems from an accident. I was im a little embarrassed. I was hanging a picture, and i was using a hammer. Jimmy oh, yeah. And it got really black and blue. It was really ugly. Jimmy yeah. It really stood out from all the other ones, so i wanted them all to blend together. [ laughter ] so so i took the hammer, and i slammed all the other ones. Jimmy no, no, no. Why are you gonna [ laughter ] whos the sexiest man alive now, jimmy . [ laughter and applause ] jimmy thats right. Thats the move right there. No, no, no. The truth is i tagged along with my wife, she went to get a a mani pedi. Jimmy yeah. And i got bored, so i thought, ill get a mani at least. Jimmy sure. And, i sat in the chair. Because she likes the aging rocker look. [ laughter ] so, i went ahead, and i got it done. Im glad i didnt tag along when she was getting a waxing. [ laughter ] jimmy you are you were you were a mall santa at one point . I was a mall a. Jimmy was t . That is a true story. Jimmy really . Yeah. In my early 20s, i moved to san diego. Jimmy mmhmm. And my buddy and i got jobs as temporary santala Department Store there. Jimmy not ba santa. I was, you know, i was early 20s, and i was skinny. And i had this lousy suit on and ba l and because it was san diego, we had a lot of kids from tijuana would come over, and they didnt speak english. And they were terrified, and a a lot of them would pee on my lap. [ laughter ] jimmy you just got to get used to that. No, you never get used to it. Jimmy no. [ laughter ] you never get used to it. Ld all over the place. Because the Santa Company knew that that might be happening, they scotch guarded all the pants, so that when the kids peed, the pee wouldnt penetrate. Down off, down on the floor. Jimmy thats charming for the holidays. Yeah. Jimmy kevin, i want to say you look great, and i think that y it [ laughter ] you know what jimmy . I do feel great,you a iok grea. Jimmy yeah, thank you. [ cheers and applause ] and you feel great. Jimmy i feel great. Doou wor . How do you stay healthy . Well, thank you for asking, jimmy. [ laughter ] i i eat healthy. Im mostly a vegetarian. I will eat fish, but it has to be specific fish. I like salmon once in a while because its supposed to be good for your memory. But what they dont tell you is you only remember what that fish remembered. [ laughter ] and thats swimming up the rapids, having sex with a lot g pulled out of the water. And i will only eat, like i said, specific fish. Its got to be caught by a a brown bear, so bearcaught fish only. At a[ ugice. Grizzly brown bear from montana. Jimmy bears got to be from from montana. Jimmy uhhuh. Etti the fish out of the bears mouth. Jimmy oh, you were there . Oh, of course. I have to make sure its from the bears mouth. [ light laughter ] jimmy okay. So what i do is i tkl laughs. La and he lets go of the fish. I take it home. I have to have it prepared by a a tibetan monk. [ laughter ] jimmy kevin, this is hard fo from montana. Jimmy we got to talkbreak. Okay. Jimmy kevin nealon, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] go see man with a plan. Hes super funny. Go see him standup, carolines, tomorrow night here well be right back with music from gary clark jr. [ cheers and applause ] so, mr. Harris, we have your fingerprints on the safe. A photo of you opening the safe. A post using the hashtag justrobbedthesafe so, what are we supposed to think . Ave you a bunch of money on car insurance. Excellent point. Case dismissed. Or more on car insuranceavt is always a great answer. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy he is a grammywinning singer, album the story of sonny boy slim is available now. Youre just going to love him. Performing hold on, please welcome back gary clark jr. [ cheersnd hat e we gonna do with you we got everything to lose with you so what are we gonna do with you i dont want all of your money i dont want a lot of your time i do deserve aeah seem like old news the whole world gone crazy what am i gonna do tell my babiesn my pressure my struggle my demands yeah when my pops that he couldnt take it but its hard to be a good mann is to take what you making hold on were gonna make it yeah hold on hold on were gonna make it yeah hold on were gonna make it yeah seem like new news is the old news from a diffent another mother on tv crying cause her boy didnt make it she sayin what am i gonna do what am i gonna tell yeahbabies yall dont understand oh no yall dont understand what are we wgonna do hold on were gonna make it yeah were goma hold on were gonna make it yeah hold on were gonna make it yeah yeah i know i know yeah [ cheers and applause ] jimmy oh, you played that and you played that. Thats what i love. Gary clark, jr. [ cheers and applause ] the story of sonny boy slim my thanks to Dwayne Johnson, kevin nealon [ cheers a a gary clark jr. And the roots right there from philadelphia, pennsylvania. [ cheers and applause ] stay tuned for late nighth thank you for watching. Have a great weekend. I hope to see you next week. Byebye, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] announcer from 30 rockefeller plas. Tonight curtis 50 cent jackson. Nbc ws. Music from k. Flay. Band with fred armisen. [ cheers and applause ]enemen, seth meyers. News. Butterball turkey has set up its annual thanksgiving hotline, where customers can call and ask for help. Said one caller, uh, how do you run a country