And featuring the legendary roots crew. Questlove 596 steve and now, here he is, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause ] jimmy oh, oh welcome, everybody welcome, welcome, welcome [ cheers ] welcome in the back welcome all the way up in the back welcome to the tonight show. This is it, baby. [ cheers and applause ] this is it. This is the show. Youre all here. You all made it. Thank you very, very much. Welcome. This is what everyone is talking about. Of course, you guys, christmas is almost here. This is great. [ cheers and applause ] and donald trump loves christmas. [ light laughter ] yeah, cause its the one time of year where he can say, those are real, those are fake, and claim he was talking about christmas trees. [ laughter and applause ] those are real. Those are fake. Those look real but theyre fake. [ laughter ] those look fake but theyre real. Its been a busy week for trump. He confirmed yesterday that he met with mexican businessman carlos slim recently. And i guess it went well, cause he later tweeted in all caps, he is a great guy. [ light laughter ] i love that, even in print, trumps way of communicating with foreigners is just speaking english louder. [ laughter and applause ] you are a fun person. El muy fun persona. A bit of a scandal here, though. Tom arnold is claiming to have a copy of some apprentice outtakes where donald trump says, quote, every bad thing ever. [ light laughter ] well, we here at the tonight show were actually able to get our hands on a copy of those tapes. [ cheers ] ive got to say that trump does say literally every awful thing. Listen to some of these. I like the taste of orange juice right after brushing my teeth. I think it tastes fantastic. [ light laughter ] whenever i text someone, i start to type, then just leave that little dot, dot, dot bubble hanging there for hours. They love it. [ light laughter ] when a trash bag gets full, i like to tie it up, but just leave it in the bin. [ light laughter ] when im at starbucks, i never even think about what im going to order, until im at the register. I then like to read every item on the menu, to myself, and then just get the same thing i always get. [ light laughter ] whenever there are three urinals, i always take the middle one. Perfect for chatting. [ laughter ] jimmy yeah, thats it. The middle one. [ cheers and applause ] steve thats the best one. Jimmy thats awful. Dont pick the middle one. Steve hows it hanging . Jimmy perfect for chatting. [ light laughter ] actually, i dont know about you guys, but im im starting to get a little tired of talking about politics. [ cheers ] yeah, i know. Im done. I think we all are, which is why its time for tonights break from political jokes. Here we go. B [ cheers and applause ] jimmy tonight tonight, instead of telling another political joke, were just going to show you a video of a a cat, dressed as a banana split [ light laughter ] eating a banana. [ cheers ] enjoy. Jimmy here we go. [ applause ] there you go, thats it right there. There you have it. [ cheers and applause ] i feel better. You all feel better . We feel better, right . [ cheers and applause ] oh, hey, i saw that amazons home assistance device, the echo, is already sold out until after the holidays. [ audience oohs ] in the meantime, if you want to yell at something to turn off the lights or music in your house, just try your kids. [ laughter ] theyll do it. They you could you could hook them up. [ applause ] some news for shoppers here. I read that walmart will close two hours earlier this year on christmas eve, at 6 00. Yeah, but the meth lab in the bathroom will stay open until 9 00. Steve yeah. [ applause ] jimmy just so you know. Thats late. Steve yeah, thats late for them. Jimmy uhhuh. Check this out. A new study found that marijuana use among people over 65 has gone up 250 in recent years. [ light laughter ] yeah, weve talked to a few older marijuana users and heres what a few of them had to say. This woman said, i like to smoke up before watching jeopardy i call it my daily doobie. Steve wow. [ laughter and applause ] jimmy this lady said, 4 20 is when i smoke weed, and eat dinner. So, i mean, you get [ laughter and applause ] and i eat double steve yes. Jimmy i eat double what i used to eat. Finally, this man said, did you know that dark side of the moon syncs up perfectly with every single episode of murder she wrote . [ laughter ] we have a great show tonight, you guys. Give it up for the roots [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy guys, it has been a a great week so far. Theres more ahead. Tomorrow night, Emmy Award Winner jim parsons will be here steve oh, come on [ cheers and applause ] jimmy weve got something fun planned with him. So be sure to tune in for that. Then on friday, adam driver will be here. [ cheers and applause ] we have rhett and link from good mythical morning. And r. Kelly, will all be joining us. So its going to be a good show. [ cheers and applause ] but first, we have a fantastic show tonight. She is nominated for a a golden globe and a s. A. G. Award for her fantastic performance in the new film fences. The beautiful viola davis is on the show tonight steve yeah [ cheers and applause ] jimmy shes unbelievable. No, i dont know. I gotta i gotta talk to her. Were going to catch up with her, and then viola and i are going to play the best friends challenge. cause who knows, we could be best friends. Steve probably. [ light laughter ] jimmy we dont know. We probably will be, yeah. Also joining us tonight is one of the stars of the big new animated movie, sing, which is in theaters and 3d starting today. Nick kroll is stopping by. Steve yeah [ cheers and applause ] jimmy nick kroll he is so funny in this movie. Steve wow. Jimmy he plays gunther, the the dancing pig. Hes so funny. And also, hes also on broadway doing, oh, hello. Should mention that. How do we not bring that up . Yeah. And also, hes one of the best chefs in the world. I love this guy. Hes a magician, i think. Steve with food. Jimmy with food, yeah. Hes not an actual magician. Steve i was gonna say [ talking over each other ] jimmy would you say like hes one of the best chefs youve ever met . Steve absolutely. Jimmy ever. Ever, ever, ever. Steve yeah, whom is it . Jimmy whats that . [ light laughter ] the question is, who whom is it . Steve whom is it . [ light laughter ] jimmy because hes the chef from 11th eleven madison park, and the nomad, chef daniel humm is here. Steve yeah [ cheers and applause ] jimmy daniel humm. Eleven madison park. The nomad. That guys amazing. Guys, we have exactly three shows left before we go on christmas break, which means its time for that beloved tonight show tradition. Its time for 12 days of christmas sweaters. Here we go. [ cheers and applause ] twelve days of christmas sweaters three days left jimmy thats right every show between now and christmas, were giving one lucky audience member a a marvelous christmas sweater from the countdown to christmas cabinet. [ cheers ] now, since our and the the sweaters keep Getting Better and better and better. But since there are three shows left, lets open door number three. [ cheers and applause ] oh [ cheers and applause ] [ laughter ] [ cheers ] steve oh, my. Jimmy now, lets now lets see whos going home with tonights sweater. [ cheers and applause ] everyone look at your seat number. Look at your seat number. If i call your number, i need you to jump up, let me know where you are. Quest, can i get a drum roll, please . Who wants me to pick their number . [ drum roll ] [ cheers and applause ] 275 oh, my gosh 275 that was you. Hi how are you . Hold that. Thats for you, yeah. What is your name . Kate. Jimmy kate, where you from . Long island. Jimmy hey, long island. Thats not far away. Thats fantastic. [ cheers and applause ] we love long island. Yeah, what part . Way out east. Jimmy way out east. Yeah, like southampton area. Jimmy southampton, hey fun. Well, welcome. It it gets a little chilly in southampton, yeah . Yes. Jimmy do you do you have one of these . No. [ cheers ] not yet. Definitely dont have one of these. Jimmy you definitely dont have one of these. But, this is this is stylish. cause i think southampton, the hamptons are so stylish and cool. All the hip the holly the parties out there. And everything. Yeah. You roll up you roll up, with this one arm you get this one arm kinda like like that. With the will you try it on . Yeah, try this on. Yeah. Do i have to put it on . Jimmy oh, what do you mean, you have to put it on . You get, you mean [ light laughter ] you mean, you get to put it on . Yeah. [ light laughter ] yes, of course you get to put it on. Yeah, oh, youre gonna love this. Oh, this is fantastic. Oh, yeah. This is good. There you go. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Sweaters are meant to be worn and warm, at the same time. Oh, this is [ cheers and applause ] does that not look fantastic . Thats what im come on. Oh, my gosh. Hey, thanks again so much for being here. You look it looks gorgeous on you. [ cheers and applause ] that looks fantastic. Congratulations. Guys, stick around, well be right back with more of the tonight show come on back, everybody [ cheers and applause ] its your last chance to save during the final days of the ford year end event. Hurry in for the best deals of the season on ford, americas most awarded brand. With the most 5star ratings. And the highest owner loyalty. Giving drivers what matters most. Thats how you become americas bestselling brand. Just announced, get 1500 total cash on select models, on top of the best offers of the season. Hurry, the final days of the ford year end event end january third. Lines . An develop fine lines what lines . 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And the big thursday night football matchup is between the new york giants [ cheers and applause ] and the philadelphia eagles. Steve oh [ cheers and applause ] jimmy right here on nbc. Now, as you know, at the end of every season, they give out awards, like most valuable player. But they also give out awards during the season, sort of like the ones in high school yearbooks. Like most likely to succeed. Steve uhhuh. Jimmy class clown. Steve right. Jimmy stuff like that. They give it during the season. Steve i didnt know about that. Jimmy its not affiliated with the nfl or nbc. [ light laughter ] steve they just give it out. Jimmy whats that . Steve somebodys got to do it. Jimmy i dont know who does that. [ talking over each other ] i just enjoy it and the players enjoy it. Steve yeah. Jimmy everyone gets into it. And with that in mind, its time for tonight show superlatives. [ cheers and applause ] tonight show superlatives steve sounds like you give them out. Jimmy i guess i will someone from our staff probably gives them out. Yeah, i dont know. Steve oh, okay, i was gonna say, cause its called tonight show superlatives. Jimmy yeah, well either way. The tonight show has been around longer than us. Steve it has. Its been around. [ light laughter ] jimmy our first player is jason kelce. There he is. Hes a center for the philadelphia eagles. He was voted most likely to be santas tinder photo. Steve oh, yeah. [ laughter and applause ] jimmy looks like a stud. Steve swipe right. Jimmy swipe right, man. Our next player is giants cornerback janoris jenkins. He was voted most likely to sit directly in front of you in a movie theater. Steve yeah. [ laughter and applause ] jimmy excuse me. Are you kidding me . [ light laughter ] how am i supposed to see a a thing . [ laughter ] heres giants wide receiver Odell Beckham jr. Oh, we love him. [ cheers ] he was voted most likely to shampoo with prego. Oh, thats interesting. Steve oh, yeah. There you go. Jimmy i never didnt think that would work. Steve looks like a a rollatini. Jimmy but now i get it. Here is halapoulivaati vaitai. [ light laughter ] he was voted most likely to have been named right after his parents listened to supercalifragilistic expialidocious. [ laughter and applause ] steve yeah, why not . Beautiful song. Jimmy up next is from the from the eagles. Its connor barwin. He was voted most likely to leave halfway through a hair cut. [ laughter ] hes like ah, this is good. Im good. Im good. Im getting a text, and ive ive got things to do. Steve im not done. Im not done jimmy dont worry about it. Ive ive got to do something. [ light laughter ] steve ive got things to do. Jimmy yeah, yeah, yeah. Finally, from the giants, is robby gould. He was voted vin diesel. Well, there you go. [ laughter and applause ] those are your nfl superlatives. Well, be right back with viola davis [ cheers and applause ] there is no typical day. There is nothing typical about making movies. 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But when we brought our daughter home, that was it. Now i have nicoderm cq. The nicoderm cq patch with unique extended release Technology Helps prevent your urge to smoke all day. Its the best thing that ever happened to me. Every great why needs a great how. For me . Oh my. [gasps] what is it . Its samsung gear vr. You put it in there. Push the play button. Oh. [gasps] [laughter] this is crazy oh my gosh whooooah wow. [sighs] [laughter] youve gotta try this. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy our first guest is an emmy and a tony award winner. Now nominated for a golden globe and s. A. G. Award for her amazing work in the new film fences costarring and directed by Denzel Washington. It opens christmas day. Please welcome the very talented, the very lovely viola davis [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy all right, good to see you again, pal. Oh, man. Jimmy you look gorgeous, oh my goodness. Yeah, well, you dont want to know about this waist cincher ive got on. [ light laughter ] if i stop breathing, you know, take this [ bleep ] off. Jimmy you look great. Come on. This is all good. Thank you. [ light laughter ] oh, youre playing it out. Come on. Every photo ive seen for the past month, any interview youve done you just look gorgeous. Thank you. Jimmy and i know you have reasons for all these great accolades and everything thats going on. But you have a hollywood walk of fame. Youre getting a star on the hollywood walk of fame, january ninth. [ cheers and applause ] thats what im talking about. How fun is that. Yeah. Jimmy isnt that amazing . Its amazing, you know. When i first started out, i said, i want to be a serious actress. Jimmy yeah. Like cicely tyson in autobiography of miss jane pittman you know. Jimmy yeah. Its not about awards. I dont want none of that. Jimmy yeah. I want people to throw roses at me on stage, you know. Jimmy yeah. And then i look back at my high school photo, and my ambition underneath, and what does it say . It says, i just want to be rich and famous. [ light laughter ] and im like, i dont want anybody to see that. Right . Jimmy wait ive changed, thats not what im all about. And then underneath it says, who is your favorite actor . And you would think cicely tyson. Jimmy yeah. Robert de niro, Sylvester Stallone. Jimmy why, Sylvester Stallone . And you know i have him under there because i thought he was hot. Jimmy yeah, of course. Of course, hes a stud, absolutely. And you wanted to be rich and famous, and yeah. Yeah jimmy you got to do everything. Did you ever get to work with Sylvester Stallone . I got to work with Sylvester Stallone once in my life. He produced a pilot that i did, that did not go to series. And it didnt because it was called father lefty. And it was about a catholic priest, a Roman Catholic priest, who sang Frank Sinatra songs by day, and at night was a private detective. [ light laughter ] i dont know why it didnt get picked up. Jimmy i want to see father lefty. I was like jimmy i love this. I would totally be in to father lefty. Yeah, i was like, i dont know why it didnt get picked up. And, i played the nun who was sassy. [ light laughter ] jimmy sassy nun. I played a sassy nun. Roman catholic nun. Jimmy yeah, of course. Yeah, with a fro. Jimmy father lefty, oh, my gosh. I wanna see it. I mean here you are how to get away with murder. Our pal, liza weil is on there. Yes. Jimmy we love so much. She came on the show. Please give her our regards. Mhmm. Jimmy but youre fantastic on that show. Thank you. Jimmy and you do [ cheers and applause ] its beyond belief watching you act. Because its like i just believe everything you do. Thank you. Jimmy yeah, i just and fences i want to get into this. But what do you do to relax . Are you gonna for the holidays . Chilling out, what does viola davis do . I sit in the jacuzzi and i drink prosecco. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy wow, jacuz it up. You get in the jacuz . I get in hey, let me tell you about my jacuzzi. Or any jacuzzi. I dont care if its a jacuzzi built for ten people. There are ten people in that jacuzzi. If i come, and theres ten people in that jacuzzi, im going to squeeze my behind in there. Even if i take a seat right in the center of it. Jimmy yeah youre like thats how desperate i am. Jimmy jacuz me. Jacuz et moi. And prosecco you said . Prosecco, man. Jimmy more than champagne . More than champagne . Listen, im an equal opportunity drinker. [ light laughter ] [ cheers ] jimmy you are so, awesome. I love you, man. I call it my sippy sip. Jimmy yeah, youre thats what i call it, my sippy sip. Jimmy i need to have a a little, some sippy sip. Come on, give me that prosecco. I love it. I love it, too, man. Lets talk about fences. Because, man, oh man, youre fantastic in this. And i know you did this on broadway and you won a tony for it. Yeah. Jimmy with denzel, right . Yes. Jimmy its an August Wilson [ cheers and applause ] what a play. The 1950s denzel is a baseball player that never got to be famous because no black people were allowed in playing major league baseball. And professional yeah, and he was probably a a Better Baseball player than, you know jimmy yeah. Babe ruth. Jimmy yeah, but he never got a chance. Mhmm. Jimmy so, hes now living in the 50s and kind of just kind of resenting everyone yeah. Jimmy around him. Yeah. Jimmy his wife, his kids. And you get to see oh its just very interesting, you know the characters that it every characters got something. Yeah they do. Jimmy i love everyone in it. Mhmm. Jimmy and you just knock it out of the park again. And i go thank you. Jimmy oh, my gosh, you look beautiful. You were great. You play his wife yes. Jimmy rose. Rose. Jimmy but then there are scenes im like, rose, dont flip out, man. Dont flip out. Yeah. She does a little bit. Jimmy there was one point you go like and then you go, whew. And viola davis is like, come on, do you want to get in the jacuz . Lets get in the jacuzzi. Im gonna like pop, pop, pop, pop, pop. Lets get a little sippy sip, lets go oh i would throw him out of the jacuzzi. Jimmy come on kid, lets go. Man, you get some sippy sips [ applause ] oh, i loved it its such a welldone movie. And youre great as always. Thank you. Jimmy i want to show a a clip. Heres viola davis and Denzel Washington in fences. Take a look at this. Oh, youre not listening to me. Im trying to explain it to you the best way i know how. Its not easy for me to admit that ive been standing in the same place for 18 years. Well, ive been standing with you ive been right here with you, troy ive got a life, too. Ive got 18 years of my life just standing in the same spot as you. Dont you think i ever wanted other things . Dont you think i had dreams and hopes . What about my life . What about me . [ cheers and applause ] jimmy oh yeah what about me 18 years, man oh, i love it. 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We are hanging out having fun with viola davis right here. [ cheers and applause ] her new movie fences is in theaters everywhere on christmas day. Go check it out. Viola, i want to try this game with you to see how much we know each other. Its to test if we might be best friends. Would you like to play this . Oh man yeah. Jimmy it is time for the best friends challenge. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy now, it works like the newlywed game, but for friends. One person reads a question from the best friends box. Then the other person tries to guess how they would answer that question. Okay . Heres the question for you. Okay. Jimmy we each get a little pad with a pen on it so we can draw the answer. And you go first. Okay. Jimmy you read that question first. Okay. Jimmy youre asking me and im writing down my answer. If i was a super hero, what would my super power be . [ light laughter ] and i have to write what i think jimmy im gonna write what do you think my super power would be . Mhmm. Jimmy my answer is locked. No, maybe its not. [ light laughter ] okay. My answer is locked. Viola, show your answer to that camera and i wont look. Mine is so bad. Jimmy no, just show it. It might be me. Go. What is it . To change my underwear without touching them. No thats [ light laughter ] i put to fly but i put flying. Because i thought maybe you were writing flying. Look, that one we were way off. Its fine. Best friends can lets do another one. Jimmy lets do another. Here we go. Ready for this . Im going draw this. This is for you. Im going to ask you. Ready . What is my favorite Christmas Movie . Whats your favorite Christmas Movie . Here, my answer is its a a wonderful life. Oh man, i should have done that one. Jimmy which one . Christmas carol . m m e which one was about the Christmas Charles dickens its a wonderful life Jimmy Stewart on the bridge man. I like that he cries. Jimmy yeah exactly yeah. Its beautiful. Jimmy right, heres we still have a chance to be best friends. Okay, one more. Jimmy here we go. You draw this one. This ones worth double the points. Okay. Jimmy focus on this one. Lets focus on this one. If i was a girl, what would i want my first name to be . [ light laughter ] [ light laughter ] jimmy okay. My answer weve locked our answers in there. Theyre locked. The judges said theyre locked. I think i kind of misunderstood this. But if i was a girl viola, show your answer to that camera. Let me see what it is. Elizabeth. Elizabeth. You think i look like i thought maybe i had to use my name, so my name if i was a a girl, i would be jamaica. [ laughter and applause ] you know what . You know what . Im just going to say it. Thats a black girl name. [ light laughter ] it is, isnt it. Viola davis, jimaica, together fences in theaters everywhere on christmas day. [ cheers and applause ] nick kroll joins us after the break stick around everybody its the holidays at verizon, and the best deals are on the best network. 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You are in this movie sing thats coming out today, which is going to be one of the biggest animated films, holiday films out there. And youre crushing it on broadway. Its a good day to be nick kroll. Yes, thank you. Thank you. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy wow. Yeah. Jimmy i was there i was there Opening Night of oh, hello. Yes. Jimmy on broadway. On broadway. Jimmy broadway. And man, oh man, this is the funniest thing. I couldnt stop laughing. And i dont want to spoil anything, but now and then you have a special guest in part of the show. Yes. We will each night we prank a different person with too much tuna fish. Uh, because its the worst thing is to get, is to get pranked with a lot of tuna. Big huge Tuna Sandwich. And we pranked a bunch [ light laughter ] it makes perfect sense. I dont know why you guys are confused by jimmy you go in, and you go, too much tuna, but gosh it makes you laugh. By the end you know what yeah when you see a huge Tuna Sandwich in front of someone, boy, they got it, they got it good. [ light laughter ] we pranked jerry seinfeld. Tuna fey. Jimmy tina fey, yeah. [ light laughter ] we got chris pratt recently. And everyone gets presented with this huge Tuna Sandwich and then nobody eats it. But chris pratt decided to eat like three huge dollops of tuna. And the tuna has been sitting in the rafters in the lights before yeah, yeah. Flies in. So were like, were going to give chris pratt Food Poisoning while hes promoting passengers. Its like, whos going to fight the dinosaurs . You know what i mean . Jimmy whos gonna thats a different movie. I know what youre saying. I was i saw it with lorne michaels. And we were just we were laughing so hard. Once one joke is done, another joke is coming in. And you gotta pay attention. It was so much comedy. It was too much tuna. It was too much tuna. [ talking over each other ] it was too much comedy. Jimmy too much tuna comedy. Theres just too much tuna. So well keep saying that until you guys get it. Jimmy no, theyll get it. Now weve got to talk about sing. Yes. Jimmy so this is the big animated hit of the holiday. Yes, yes. Jimmy you are a Scene Stealer in this my friend. You play gunter. Gunter yes, gunter who is a dancing german pig, which as like a jewish boy its always been my dream to play a a german pig. [ laughter ] and [ cheers ] jimmy you did it. I did it. Jimmy you did it. Finally did it. Jimmy you finally did it. And its a very fun, silly, sweet movie. Jimmy Matthew Mcconaughey is the star. Yeah. Jimmy he was here last night and has great things to say about you. Scarlett johansson. Reese witherspoon. Yeah four of the Great American sex symbols. [ light laughter ] jimmy and you. Exactly. You werent counting i was including myself in that, of course. Jimmy Matthew Mcconaughey, please. Yeah. Yeah exactly. Of course. Jimmy but it must be exciting to be in this kind of a giant its crazy to be in one of these big old movies. And gunter is like this really fun he talks like this. You know. Its like the most fun. The guy, Garth Jennings who directed it, sent me this idea. And he had seen this character i did on kroll show, this european guy who is sort of like, for breakfast, well do two or three cigarettes and like a bar of chocolate. And then but then well do two, three bottle of red wine. And then four, five so he heard that and we turned that into gunter. And its been its super fun. But jimmy, i want to play a a game. I feel like everybody who gets to come on the show gets to play a game. I want to play a game on the show. Right . [ cheers and applause ] i want to play a game. Jimmy no. No . Jimmy well no, we just played a game with viola davis. I know, wasnt it great . [ talking over each other ] jimmy it was good were not were not playing a game. Were not playing the game . Jimmy no, i just want to know about the movie. Is this the game . Okay, its the interview game. Is that the game were playing . Jimmy no im just gonna actually have a normal interview. Yeah, yeah, the questions on boy. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Jimmy this is not a game. Is this Musical Chairs . Is that what we are doing now . Jimmy were not doing Musical Chairs. No, no. Stop. No dont carefully no because its not all right, im back in. Jimmy no its not no, were not playing a game. This is an interview. For five points. Jimmy dont buzz again, theres no buzzing in. Im just asking you questions. Okay. So whats the game . [ cheers and applause ] ive got to talk like ive got to talk like they want it. Jimmy they think that youre [ cheers and applause ] its the game this is the game [ cheers and applause ] this is the game whats the game . Oh, you want to play emotional games with me . All right. [ light laughter ] what do you want . You want to date me . Is that what youre saying . Oh no, you want to be distant. Okay, thats the game you want to play . Jimmy were not playing any you want to play a game where we talk like babies . Jimmy i just heard from the judges, you won the game. Yeah [ cheers and applause ] jimmy you won you won lets take a look, heres the prize. Lets take a look at a clip. Heres nick krolls character gunter in sing currently in theaters and 3d everywhere congratulations oh, thank you. Thank you. Great set of pipes that pour into what . I knew it. So, what should i do . I could partner you up with gunter. Gunter, where are you yeah, yeah, this is me. Yeah yah, could spice things up onstage. Wait, you want us to sing together . Yeah, the two of us together. You joking me . Were going to be spicy, no . [ cheers and applause ] jimmy spicy, no . Spicy, no . Jimmy our thanks to the winner, nick kroll, everybody [ cheers and applause ] go see sing over the holidays chef daniel humm joins us after the break. Stick around everybody [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy welcome back, everybody. We are here with the seventime James Beard Award winner whos the chef and coowner of the michelinstarred new York City Restaurants 11 madison park and the nomad. Ladies and gentlemen, chef daniel humm, everybody oh, my goodness [ cheers and applause ] oh oh, my man. Now, you run two of my favorite restaurants in new york city. Now youre bringing nomad to the west coast, thats right . Yeah, i did. Will, my Business Partner and i jimmy we love will. Were going to the west coast. Were opening the nomad in downtown l. A. Jimmy good deal. And weve been spending more time out there. And were having a blast. Jimmy yeah. We started a food truck. Jimmy i heard about this food truck. We really want to get to know the city and get to know the neighborhoods, get to know the different chefs. Jimmy well, ill be in l. A. In a few weeks, for the golden globes. Im going to host the golden globes. And i want to, uh [ cheers and applause ] so youre its on nomadtruck on instagram. Is that right . Thats right. Jimmy thats right, yeah. Yeah, so nomadtruck on instagram. Then you find out where the truck is, thats the way trucks work. All right, now okay, you guys, i know you guys both love food. Jimmy yeah. You guys have a really refined palate. And i want to play a little game with you guys. Jimmy okay. Its called food fake out. Jimmy okay, food fake out, here we go. I prepared three dishes for you. Jimmy mhmm. And two versions of each of them. One of them is one that we cook at 11 madison park, or the nomad. And its delicious. Jimmy oh, yeah. Always. And the other one questlove whats the other . Is a decoy. They both look identical. But taste totally different. So for example, here and i dont even know which one is which. But one of them is this amazing Apple Cranberry pie with cinnamon that reminds me of my moms cooking. Jimmy mhmm. And the other one, i like to call it innards pie. [ light laughter ] and it [ laughter ] it has blood sausage, it has liver, it has kidneys, lamb hearts. The way it works jimmy no, no, no you cant do it. No smelling. Jimmy thats cheating. The way it works, jimmy, you go first. You pick the first one. And then quest questlove yeah. You get the other one. Questlove okay. Jimmy so, which ones his just go for it. Jimmy innard pie. Go for it just pick one up. Jimmy i know, i know, i know, i know stop yelling at me im gonna go that this one is darker. This scares me more. But it might be innards pie, but it might be cranberries. Im going to go with this one. Good. Jimmy wait, we both eat at the same time . Do it. Yes. Jimmy all right. Roots, give me a drum roll. Three, two, one. [ drum roll ] [ light laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] [ laughter ] jimmy i got just like mom used to make. Cranberry, nuts, and yummy, and sweet. Its beautiful. Okay, guys. Questlove i got what stepmom used to make. [ laughter ] okay. For the second one. Jimmy mhmm. We have this chicken. You guys both know it. Its the nomad chicken. Jimmy yep. It is stuffed with brioche, black truffles, foie gras. Its delicious. I make two plates. Questlove oh. One of them is this chicken. The other one, i made a a stuffing with hotdogs, pickles, fermented shrimp paste [ audience oohs ] sriracha sauce. And dude, i dont even know what else is in there. [ laughter ] jimmy what . Questlove can i choose the first one . Youre up, quest, its your turn. Jimmy dont smell. Dont smell it. Dont smell it. Questlove im not. Go for it. Questlove okay. Jimmy you think its that one . Okay, guys, both take a a bite. And be brave. No princess bites, jimmy. Questlove whats this . Youve got to use the knife. Questlove what is this . Thats potato. But its not about that. Okay. One more drum roll. Three, two, one. [ drum roll ] [ light laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] [ laughter ] jimmy did i get it . [ laughter ] questlove stepmom. [ laughter ] okay, for the last challenge we took some inspiration on a a game you guys play. And its the egg russian roulette. And i love that game. Jimmy yeah. And, i love when you have, like, egg all over your face. Jimmy thank you, buddy. But its the holidays, so were playing with eggnogs. And we need some help down here. We have a few more drinks. Roots, come down here. [ light laughter ] jimmy its gonna be okay. All right, what are we doing . Okay, i want to get through this, quest. Okay, guys, we have six eggnogs. Three of them are these delicious ones with vanilla, nutmeg, and cinnamon. Jimmy mhmm. It literally tastes like christmas in a glass. The other one is also a nog, but its with anchovies. [ audience groans ] and its disgusting. [ laughter ] jimmy hold on a second. Okay, guys. Jimmy hold on, hold on. All at the same time. Give me a drum roll. [ drum roll ] three, two, one, bottoms up. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] [ laughter ] this is delicious. Thank you. [ laughter ] happy holidays. Jimmy i got the anchovy one. I got the anchovy one. Thank you so much. Chef daniel humm, everybody check out [ cheers and applause ] 11 madison park and the nomad if youre in new york city. Follow nomadruck on instagram. And nomadtruckla on twitter to track down the new nomad food truck in los angeles my thanks to viola davis nick kroll chef daniel humm [ cheers and applause ] and the roots right there, ladies and gentlemen. [ cheers and applause ] from philadelphia. Stay tuned for late night with seth meyers. Thank you for watching. Have a great, night. I hope to see you tomorrow, everybody thank you. [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] announcer from 30 Rockefeller Plaza in new york, its late night with seth meyers. Tonight rachel maddow. From project runway junior, kelly osbourne. Featuring the 8g band with fred armisen and craig finn. [ cheers and applause ] ladies and gentlemen, seth meyers. Seth good evening. Im seth myers. This is late night. Hows everybody doing tonight . [ cheers and applause ] that is great to hear. In that case, lets get to the news. Rudy giuliani said this morning that even though donald trump passed him over for a position in his administration, trump hasnt forgotten about him. Said trump, its true. How could i ever forget rudy garziola . [ laughter ] gorganzola, whatever. Ill never forget my good friend judy