I was big last night. I was so big. So, so, big, big. Did you see my speech . Everyone was saying i was so president ial, because i started talking like this. [ light laughter ] in a slow, deeper voice. Wasnt i president ial . Wasnt i president ial . [ cheers and applause ] i was president ial. Im going to be so president ial all the time. Theres going to be so much president ial, youre going to get sick of me being president. [ laughter and applause ] i totally spoke from the heart. I was so calm and so collected. I have to admit, i started meditating. [ light laughter ] it works. I have a new app thats like headspace but even better. Its called hairspace. [ laughter and applause ] but i will also admit that right before my speech, steve bannon did shoot me up with a horse tranquilizer. Isnt that fantastic . In other news me again. [ light laughter ] my speech was so good, people were talking about it before it even started. Here, watch this clip that i didnt edit or change in any way, at all. Trump really is great. Donald trump seems like the best husband ever. Oh, yes, fantastic. Oh my god, your hands are so big. Jimmy thank you. Your hands are so big. Jimmy i get that a lot. [ laughter and applause ] jimmy and the speech was so great. I spoke from the heart. I talked about immigration, health care and increasing our military budget. We are going to give more money to every branch of the military. Including the army, the navy, and of course, the ateam. [ laughter and applause ] for more analysis, were going to check in with Kellyanne Conway whos currently in an important meeting. Hi, great job. [ laughter and applause ] im in a meeting right now. Jimmy kellyanne, wasnt my speech fantastic . Yeah, it was so good. You didnt tell lies or whatever. Jimmy i know. I didnt, i didnt. I told the truth. And you know what . I told it bigly. [ light laughter ] oh, my god, yeah. Youre the best president ever. Jimmy i know. Thank you. Thank you, kellyanne. [ cheers and applause ] what i said was true. But the Fake News Media keeps telling lies about me no matter what i do. So when i build my wall, the Fake News Media are the first ones going over it. [ light laughter ] thank you for that. Im so glad that i could speak from the heart. [ laughter ] stay tuned for more tnn. Well be right back. Cue the music. [ cheers and applause ] near far wherever you are [ cheers and applause ] steve from studio 6b in Rockefeller Center in the heart of new york city, its the tonight show starring jimmy fallon. Tonight, join jimmy and his guests, Jennifer Lopez, jeff probst, musical guest depeche mode, and featuring the legendary roots crew. Questlove 634, yeah steve and now, here he is, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause ] jimmy thank you, roots. Thank you, everybody [ cheers and applause ] welcome, everybody. Welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome. Welcome even at home. Welcome to the tonight show, baby. Baby this is it [ cheers and applause ] thank you so much. I love you. Welcome, everybody. Heres what everybody is talking about here. Well, President Trump gave his big address to Congress Last night. It was actually surprising. He didnt trash the media or brag about winning the election. No. It was the first time people playing the trump drinking game ended up sober. [ laughter and applause ] i didnt touch it. He didnt say huge. Steve he didnt say wall. Jimmy he didnt say wall. Yeah. [ light laughter ] trumps speech is actually getting pretty good reviews. In fact a cnn poll found that 69 of viewers approved of trumps speech. Yep, 69. [ light laughter ] some call the number impressive, while mike pence called it inappropriate. [ laughter and applause ] but not everyone was impressed. In fact, Many Democrats actually rushed out at the end of trumps address. Most were annoyed by trumps speech, while Bernie Sanders said, drinking a big gulp right before, was not a good idea. That was a terrible get me to the nearest restroom. Trumps speech wound up being an hour long. And at one point he paused to drink some water. People noticed that he needed two hands to hold the glass. [ light laughter ] im not here. Check it out. Jimmy the sad thing that was actually a shot glass. Steve really oh, my god jimmy its just it was a a big night in congress and in case you were wondering what everyone did right after the president s speech, we actually found out. Take a look at this. Thank you. God bless you. And god bless the united states. [ cheers and applause ] kiss me kiss me yeah kiss me kiss me kiss me kiss me yeah kiss me kiss me kiss me kiss me yeah [ cheers and applause ] jimmy full volume. Steve nine times. Jimmy full volume. Steve very loud. Jimmy did you hear about this . Its kind of cool, papa johns is testing a new system. Papa johns. That lets customers pay 3 to skip the line and get faster pizza delivery. Yeah and for 6 Peyton Manning will throw the pizza at you from a speeding car. [ laughter and applause ] finally, this is kind of scary. Today lightning actually struck a runway at laguardia airport. Its not good, they say the lightning caused 10,000 worth of improvements. Steve really. [ laughter and applause ] jimmy we have a great show tonight. Give it up for the roots [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy whoa it has been a great week so far. Theres more ahead tomorrow night, Octavia Spencer will be here. Shes just wonderful. [ cheers and applause ] steve shes great. Jimmy john lithgow will be here. John lithgow, and luke bryant will be here. Were going to play a game of catch phrase, should be fun. Then on friday, samuel l. Jackson will be here. [ cheers and applause ] Dakota Fanning will be joining us. And we have music from ed sheeran. Steve oh jimmy you dont want to miss that. Good show. But first we have a fantastic show tonight. I am kind of excited because i used a new new soap today and i smell very citrusy. Steve mm. Jimmy yeah. And shes coming on. Shes going to really get the full experience. Steve yeah. Orange you glad you wore it . Jimmy she is one of the most talented, hardest working people we know, let alone the most gorgeous people that we know, from the nbc series, shades of blue, Jennifer Lopez is here tonight. Steve yeah [ cheers and applause ] jimmy later in the show, Jennifer Lopez and i are going to compete. And you know how competitive i am. Steve yeah. Jimmy this one i dont know, i just said great things, i love her. Steve yeah. Jimmy but im going to beat her tonight. In a tonight will be a a tonight show dance show battle. Steve whoa [ cheers and applause ] jimmy i dont care i dont care [ cheers and applause ] plus, my favorite dude ever. We love it when he comes by the show. He is the whole reason this show is on the air. He is the best thing. Oh, my gosh, hes from survivor, my man, jeff probst is here. Steve yeah [ cheers and applause ] jimmy i have so many questions. I love survivor, i have a a thousand questions. And we got great music from uh depeche mode steve yeah [ cheers and applause ] jimmy depeche mode. Guys, as we all know, a lot of news organizations rely on polls to determine how regular americans feel about certain issues, laws, things like that. But the Polling Industry is always trying to remain relevant so theyve been releasing a lot of new polls about all sorts of things. Steve wow jimmy ill show you what i mean in our segment called tonight show polls. Here we go. Tonight show polls jimmy now this first poll asks what was your Favorite Movie of the year . And 100 said la la land. [ light laughter ] then 100 said wait, sorry, i meant to say moonlight. [ laughter and applause ] steve wow jimmy see what im saying . Steve yeah. I think i think jimmy this poll asks, on a a scale of 1 to 10, how excited are you for betsy devos to be the new secretary of education. 40 said, five. [ light laughter ] 59 said, two. Betsy devos said purple. Steve wow [ applause ] purple. Thats not even a number. Jimmy this next poll asked do you put half and half in your coffee . Half of the people said, yes, i use half and half. Half of that many people said, no i dont use half and half. And half of half of that many people said, half milk, half half and half. [ applause ] half, half and half . Steve im a three quarters. Jimmy thank you. The next poll asked, how do you express your views . 60 said by posting on facebook. 25 said by talking to friends and family in person. 15 said by retweeting someone elses views to make me seem smart. [ applause ] close to the bone next they asked, what do you do to relax . 25 said have a glass of wine. Steve mm. Jimmy 30 said exercise. 45 said i am relaxed, youre the one who needs to relax [ laughter and applause ] keep asking me questions all the time next poll asked, sup . [ light laughter ] 100 said nothin. [ laughter and applause ] steve nothing. Jimmy nothing. Last poll asked, what do you use to do your taxes . 50 said turbotax. 49 said a private accountant. Donald trump said, no one wants to see your taxes. Next question. There you go, thats all the time we have for tonight show polls, stick around. Well be right back with Jennifer Lopez [ cheers and applause ] man chevy is the most awarded car company, three years in a row. Really lets see how quickly you can read through all their awards. bell ringing man 2 2017 motor trend car of the year. Kelly blue book 2016 best resale value. 2016 j. D. Power highest quality breaking. Agh 10 best. Blah blah blah. 2015. Only about 90 more to go thats a lot of awards chevrolet. The most awarded and Fastest Growing retail brand in 2016. 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But right now it looks like bedtime is the mission. A side that owns your own store. Looks like you need to expand some more. Thats why theres nationwide. They help protect and grow your many sides. Nationwide is on your side. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy our first guest is a a grammy and golden globe award nominated performer who stars in the nbc series shades of blue. Which returns for a Second Season march 5th at 10 00 p. M. , ladies and gentlemen, please welcome the one and only Jennifer Lopez [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy Jennifer Lopez we love you. Come on they love you. Look at the love. Come on. Thats the love you get this is my town. This is my town. Jimmy some new york city love right there for you, pal. All new york. All bronx baby. Jimmy yeah bronx come on. [ cheers ] thank you for coming back to see us. Always. Jimmy yeah you know i love you. Last time we were here first of all know what im saying notice anything different about me or anything . What . Jimmy i mean you smell gorgeous. Thank you. Jimmy you always do. You smell like oranges. [ laughter and applause ] am i right . Is that what it is . Jimmy i guess. I dont know. Yeah. I guess so. Its no big deal. Im a little you have a new cologne . Jimmy yeah, i just have kind of this citrus vibe around me tonight. Want to see if people notice. Every time you are here we always play around. We do something silly. I just love you so much. Last time you were here we did ew. We played two little girls ew ew [ inaudible ] jimmy but, doing ew it was really fun. Thank you for doing that. It was fun. Actually i was so terrified because, hes so funny. Like why do you make me do these things . Why . Jimmy because you are great at it and you destroyed after i did tight pants i was like, oh god. Jimmy you can do anything right come on. I mean that was pretty embarrassing. Jimmy that was the best ever it was my favorite thing ever. [ cheers and applause ] tight pants was fun. Nailed it. Jimmy what did your kids think about ew . They loved ew. It is funny because the kids love it more than maybe the adults even love it. But my kids just run around saying, ew. Ew. Ew. Jimmy even if you like something, you go, ew, thats cool. Ew. Yeah, its awesome. Jimmy ew. Snapchat is like awesome. [ light laughter ] here they are. Heres a picture of these cuties right here. Oh my gosh. Max and emme, right there. Thats my babies. Jimmy look at come on. How cool, how cool are these kids . How cute . What are they into . Do they want to be . Theyre the best. Jimmy what are they into . What are they into. I mean a lot of stuff. Theyre all into the computers and all of the electronics stuff, obviously. Jimmy do they want to perform like mom . I dont know that they want to perform. They want their own youtube channel. Jimmy they do . Thats the thing, right . I dont even i mean honestly i really dont even know what it is. Jimmy really no yeah, ive seen these things, like i know what it is, but i dont know what it is. I dont partake as much, but jimmy yeah, you know, exactly, its for little kids, but yeah they open up toys and stuff. Well they just talk on it. Jimmy have a conversation. They just you know talk and watch other people on their Youtube Channels and then i dont know, and then they see whos watching it. I guess its just like all social media. Jimmy do they go see you live when you are in vegas . Yeah. That was actually my first day back this year, they wanted to come and support me. They were like, were coming, were dressing up. I was like, okay. Theyre like little adults honestly. They have their own schedules. Jimmy really. They make their dates. Play dates. Jimmy but i mean it is a a giant gig. I want to hear all about it. I love las vegas. I am fascinated by it. You have a residency. Im still waiting for you to come, right . You still havent come . Jimmy i just dont go to the west coast anymore. Were east coast. You have to come. Jimmy you have to come play atlantic city. [ laughter and applause ] youve got to. You have to come. Jimmy i never have time. I will come out. Im never on the west coast, but i really there has to be a time when youre on the west coast. Come on jimmy no. [ light laughter ] i will make a special trip. Make a special trip. Jimmy because i love you that much. I really do want to see you. I will be cheering louder than anyone. Maybe not anyone. Not anyone. Not if my mom is there. Jimmy i love your mom. My mom is there. Jimmy your mom is your biggest fan. No its funny because you see all these people come out, and theres always the fans, and theyre amazing. Then you have like these celebrities come out and you see them kind of Kerry Washington when she was pregnant, she was like, theres a section when i have a moon at the end, shes lying on the moon and taking pictures. Just like laverne cox going crazy in the audience. Like yes girl, yes jimmy thats what you want right. Doesnt that make you more pumped up . But nobody compares to my mom. My mom dances the whole show. Knows the routine. [ light laughter ] it is absolutely true. Its absolutely true. People are literally are going to go, i missed that part, i was watching your mom. [ light laughter ] really [ applause ] jimmy thats what you love. I love my mom. Nothing is better than your mom. Nobody is going to fan girl like your mom. Jimmy nobody is going to love you more than your mom. Your mom is actually here tonight at the show. She is. Shes been following me around. Jimmy oh look at her, all gorgeous hi, beautiful [ cheers and applause ] jimmy can you give me a a little move from hold it dont drop it . In just a quick little one. Quickly jimmy just a little one. [ cheers ] look. She comes out into the aisle. Dont drop me, dont drop me. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy let me see her again. I love it. I love your mom. I met her. I met her. I love her so much. And thats my mom. Jimmy welcome, and thanks for being here. We love you, mom. We love you, mom. Shes got to be so proud of you. Not only are you in this residency, but shades of blue. Yeah. Jimmy giant hit show on nbc. [ cheers and applause ] youre back. Oh yeah. Ray liotta. You called it. You told me i think you were doing, you just did the first two, three episodes, you were like, dude wait till you see what goes on. I know. Jimmy watch ray. Ray is intense as hell, and scary at times. Jimmy can we set anyone else up for a little, just so they can get on board for the first time, shades of blue . You know, i play a a new york city detective who is a single mom who basically is in a band of dirty cops. The cops like push the envelope on what is right and wrong. No spoilers. At the beginning of the series she gets picked up by the fbi for doing her dirty deeds and has to turn on her crew. And basically it is crazy from there. Jimmy like, crazy from there. This season thats about to start in a couple days is crazier than last season. I dont even want to tell you how i wind up. I cant because i would ruin it for you. Jimmy yeah you cant, but its totally, you wont even have any idea how this character got to this position. No. If i showed you that, you would be like, what . How did that happen . Jimmy and for some weird reason, youre like but its like, fun. Jimmy yeah, exactly, i dont want to ruin the ending, just watch it and check it out. I want to show a clip of Jennifer Lopez and ray liotta in shades of blue. Take a look at this. Say goodbye to christina. I sent her to my sister, i was turning myself in. You know that, right . What did saul say when you brought up the prostitute . That was a great tip, harley. He rolled right over. Then why did they let you go . Who said they let me go. 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So lets find out in a new segment called tonight show dance battle. Here we go. Tonight show dance battle yeah [ cheers and applause ] jimmy now heres how it works you know, you put me in these things and you know how competitive i am. So i start acting crazy. Jimmy i mean its like youre looking in the mirror. Come on. Come on. I meant were going to take turns. Its a silly game. Were pulling dance names out of this velvety dance bag. What the heck. [ light laughter ] jimmy yeah. Now, when we pull them out, were gonna start some music can i put my hair back . Jimmy and whoevers turn it is has to make up a brandnew dance to the song. Best dancer wins. [ light laughter ] the worst dancer loses. Is a loser. Jimmy is a loser. You heard me . Jennifer, since im the host of the show, ill start us off tonight. Drum roll, please. [ drum roll ] [ cheers and applause ] putting on skinny jeans. [ laughter and applause ] i can do that one jimmy no, this is my one. This is my one. Putting on skinny jeans. I can do this one, too. Here we go. Putting on skinny jeans. [ cheers ] [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy all right, jennifer. Another embarrassing moment on network tv for me. Jimmy you can make all of our classic moments. It is your turn to show us what you got okay. Jimmy drum roll, please questlove. [ drum roll ] [ cheers ] washing machine on spin cycle. I can do that. [ cheers and applause ] but i got skinny jeans. Okay. Okay. Jimmy all right, here we go, the washing machine on spin cycle. [ cheers ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy oh [ cheers and applause ] jimmy come on. How can i hold a candle . [ cheers and applause ] i almost broke my neck jimmy how can i hold a a candle to that . Oh my god. I almost threw my neck out jimmy oh the best ever. Trying to beat you. Jimmy oh my gosh. Trying to beat those skinny jeans. Jimmy all right. Here we go. Gosh. Oh my gosh. Jimmy now i got to really bring it. I think im winning. Jimmy i got to really bring it. [ cheers ] i dont get it. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy i know i feel like you are too. [ drum roll ] the walking on a moving bus. [ laughter ] i think i know this. This is walking on a moving bus. Right here. Its a city bus. A city bus. [ light laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] i love it jimmy that was it . I love that [ cheers and applause ] jimmy citrusy. So citrusy. All right. Whew. Here we go. Top that one. I dont know if i can. [ drum roll ] [ bleep ] jimmy im so happy i didnt get that. [ laughter ] i hate you. Jimmy hot cowboy. [ cheers and applause ] im so happy to i didnt. I feel like this is going to be eerily similar to washing machine spin cycle. Jimmy yeah. [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] come on jimmy that is hot thats not hot. Jimmy thank god i didnt get this is my this is not hot cowboy . Jimmy this is my this is my hot cowboy. Yeah, yeah, yeah. How about you jimmy you were actually hot. You threw me off my game. How about you just admit it . Jimmy i didnt even look at you. I didnt even look at you. It was hot cowboy. Jimmy it is very clear who is the better dancer. Im out of breath from you dancing. [ laughter ] thats how bad i am. Why did we compete against each other, when we come together and dance. Not be competitive. Not jimmy you know a dance battle duet . Not be at war. Be together. United. [ light laughter ] jimmy a dance duet. Okay. Jimmy lets do this. [ light laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] pull a name . We got to pull a name. Oh. [ drum roll ] jimmy we can do this. This seems easy. Jimmy i know. Seeing yourself on the jumbotron. [ cheers ] ill be jimmy just like popcorn it in . Jimmy oh, my gosh [ inaudible ] oh, my god oh, my god look at this no. No seriously. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy thats all the time we have for tonight show dance battle. The champion, Jennifer Lopez [ cheers and applause ] shades of blue on nbc. Go check her out in vegas. Stick around, well be right back with jeff probst. Look at that. [ cheers and applause ] were proud to reveal that jim beam black has been awarded the worlds highest rated bourbon. Their words, not ours. Make history. make history. Boys are boys and girls are joys to you and me theyre more than toys gonna find one so i wont be lonely shell be mine forever only and when i do itll be alright wee hoo i tell ya now boys are boys and girls are joys you need to eat this special. I love it start your day with crunchy wholegrain flakes. And real strawberries. Special k. Eat special. Feel special. One of many pieces in my life. So when my asthma symptoms kept coming back on my longterm control medicine. I talked to my doctor and found a missing piece in my asthma treatment with breo. Oncedaily breo prevents asthma symptoms. Breo is for adults with asthma not well controlled on a longterm asthma control medicine, like an inhaled corticosteroid. 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At 8 00 p. M. Next wednesday on cbs. Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome jeff probst [ cheers and applause ] wait. Weve got it. Immediately i owe you an apology. Jimmy why . Because, jimmy is the greatest. You send me these ideas via email. Like, hey heres an idea for survivor. Heres an idea for survivor. Jimmy impressions [ light laughter ] its middle of the night. Itll 1 30 a. M. Jimmy yeah, yeah. Okay, two more. Okay, one more. Dont read this until the morning. But i think its great. Jimmy yeah. And jimmy and i like to come up with ideas. Any silly ideas or anything, i go, oh if i could give anything to jeff probst, and go like oh maybe this will but you never think of it as dumb ideas. No, no. Whats funny is i just knew i knew i would come in here. So i was looking through back through the ideas and i realized you gave us an idea where you said, we should let america vote for who they want to play. And we did that a couple of years ago. And i took full credit for it. [ laughter and applause ] and totally forgot it came from you. Jimmy that was one of my better ideas. That was a good one. Jimmy i had some weird ones. I had some bad ones where it was like, wait, what . There was like Three Islands at one point. Anyways. 34th season . 34th season. Jimmy does that make any sense . I feel like it just started yesterday. But i love this so much. Its on this wednesday, 8 00 p. M. I watch it. I am religious. I watch it. Every single episode. I dont want to hear spoilers. I know. Youre really cool about that. And you know you say 34 seasons. And when i was standing back there, i was thinking about this earlier. When we started in the year 2000, a tweet was something a a bird did. Right . We listened to music on disk mans. And clinton was president jimmy wow. Yeah, that was that was long ago when it was. Jimmy thats when you first started. Isnt that nuts, right . It really is. Jimmy heres why i love the game. First of all, without you, the show wouldnt succeed. Thank you. Jimmy im not just saying this. I say this without you here. [ cheers and applause ] you are the best in the biz, man. No way. Jimmy you get right in there. But also, the game evolves. And i feel like, its not just about eating bugs and seeing if you cant throw up or Something Like that. Its a mental game. Yeah. Jimmy its a social game. Social. It is. Jimmy its a social game and i love the i love that aspect of it more than the physical stuff. Yeah it is. Its this weird sort of popularity contest. Sort of human poker, where youre strategizing jimmy did you ever think that it would this big of a a hit . Or be around . No. When we when were in the South China Sea in the first season, i remember specifically thinking, this is really interesting. People who listen to npr, sociologists, theyll talk about this show and theyll say, its a fascinating study of human nature. 72 Million People watched the finale. Jimmy yeah. That first season, i couldnt believe it. Jimmy well, i mean you have these strangers on an island. And one of them is going to go home with a million dollars. Right. Jimmy and you go, well thats just thats not a a show. No. Whos going to watch this . But it was cool. Jimmy it was the best. And what an experiment. And i love it. And every season is totally different. Its produced so well, the show. I just love every second of it. Well, and i think back on how close i came to not getting that gig. Because i heard mark burnett on radio talking about this show. I wanted it. I wanted it. I knew it was for me. Jimmy what were you what did you what were you starting what was it coming from . You know, when i met mark, i had a demo. Did you ever have a demo tape . Jimmy yeah, of course. Okay, so you have these demo tapes. Jimmy when you are first starting out. Yeah and its all the work now i look back, id be humiliated, but at the time i was super proud of it. I had done a bunch of commercials and corporate videos, training videos, all these things. And i would put it and id say, you should watch this. Honestly, ive done a lot of stuff. And hes like, yeah. Yeah, not so much. Not really impressed. Jimmy yeah. But then eventually you did get it. And you sent well, because started lying. Yeah. I said you know. [ laughter ] its like when youre you know when they say, hey can you ride a horse . Yeah. Can you fly a plane . Of course. Jimmy im the best. What if somebody said, what do you think carved these dimples, dude . Nature. Mother nature. [ light laughter ] im an adventure guy. Jimmy im an adventure guy. I got it. Jimmy were you an adventure guy . No. [ laughter ] no [ applause ] jimmy i want to see, i want to see this demo tape. Yeah, never. Jimmy in fact, im going to see this demo tape because we have the jeff probst demo reel. [ cheers and applause ] here is this is the your demo reel that you sent to mark burnett in 1999 of the work that you did. And you did not joke around. Its awesome. [ laughter ] oh no. Jimmy jeff probst, take a a look at this. Hey, this demo tape youre about to watch is cool. [ laughter ] you can tell by the way i use my walk im a womans man no time to talk speaking of the products stored in our dry grocery area are packaged in bags. An overheated condition is displayed as a flashing squiggle in the lower display window. Our newest chicken soft taco. If youre ever in this part of town, hold on. [ horn beeping ] yes. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy can i get a honk honk . Wow. Wow. Jimmy can i get a honk honk . I was so proud that he honked. Jimmy he honked at you, man. Thank you. Thank god. Well we know some people in the business. Wow. [ light laughter ] jimmy im so thankful that you got that gig. And i honestly, i watch it every single week with my wife. So thank you so much. 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Try new very berry cheerios. The taste of real fruit in every bite. So berry good. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy they are one of the most successful bands in the world, having sold over 100 million records. Wow [ cheers and applause ] they will release their new album, spirit on march 17th. Can our stage manager, can you help me read this . Can you help me with this card . Just sit next to me. Just sit next to me and help me read this card. All you have to do is read the card. Its fairly easily. Performing, wheres the revolution, give it up for depeche mode [ cheers and applause ] youve been kept down youve been pushed round youve been lied to youve been fed truths whos making your decisions you or your religion your government your countries you patriotic junkies wheres the revolution come on people youre letting me down wheres the revolution come on people youre letting me down youve been pissed on for too long your rights abused your views refused they manipulate and threaten with terror as a weapon scare you till youre stupefied wear you down until youre on their side wheres the revolution come on people youre letting me down wheres the revolution come on people youre letting me down the train is coming the train is coming the train is coming the train is coming so get on board get on board get on board get on board the engines humming the engines humming the engines humming the engines humming so get on board get on board wheres the revolution come on people youre letting me down wheres the revolution come on people youre letting me down wheres the revolution come on people youre letting me down wheres the revolution come on people youre letting me down thank you. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy how you doing . Oh my goodness. That is how you do it depeche mode thats what im talking about right there. Tickets for the Global Spirit world tour go on sale next week. Well be right back depeche mode [ cheers and applause ] with simply right checking from santander bank, just make one deposit, withdrawal, transfer, or payment each month to waive the monthly fee. And theres no minimum balance. Youre alright with simply right checking from santander bank. Are you feeling alright, baby . [ cheers and applause ] jimmy my thanks to Jennifer Lopez, jeff probst, depeche mode once again. [ cheers and applause ] and the roots right there from philadelphia, pennsylvania. [ cheers and applause ] stay tuned for late night with seth meyers. Thank you for watching, have a a great night. Hope to see you tomorrow. Bye, bye, everybody [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] announcer from 30 Rockefeller Plaza in new york, its late night with seth meyers. Tonight craig ferguson, from imaginary mary, actress and comedian rachel dratch, author george saunders, featuring the 8g band with fred armisen. [ cheers and applause ] ladies and gentlemen, seth meyers. Seth good evening. Im seth meyers. This is late night. How is everybody doing tonight . [ cheers and applause ] oh, man, thats great to hear. In that case, lets get to the news. Well, congrats to President Trump on creating the least popular bill since cosby. [ laughter ] [ bill cosby impression ] tryin to move on with my life,