And featuring the legendary roots crew. Questlove 703 virginia steve and now, here he is, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause ] jimmy ah, beautif [ cheers and applause ] beautiful crowd hot audience tonight. Welcome to the tonight show, baby this is it. [ cheers and applause ] youre here. You made it. This is the show to be at. Guys, heres what people are talking about. This morning President Trump sent a pretty crazy tweet about msnbcs Mika Brzezinski, where he accused her of getting a a facelift. [ light laughter ] then he went back to combing his hair with a dyson air blade. [ laughter and applause ] beautiful. Thats perfect. Im exhausted. [ light laughter ] i would use that to dry my hands, but by hands are too big for that. [ laughter ] thats right. Trump accused Mika Brzezinski of getting plastic surgery. Which is odd, cause thats the only thing covered by his health care plan. [ laughter and applause ] steve heyo ho hey jimmy i saw that yesterday sesame street aired a segment about refugees right before trumps travel ban went into effect. After which trump made fun of big bird for getting a beak job. [ light laughter ] hes not fooling anyone. Hes not fooling anyone. [ light laughter ] mr. President , its not for your hair. Sure, it is. [ light laughter ] but theres a lot going on in washington right now. President trump is working on health care, immigration, and tax reform. And to make sure he doesnt forget anything, trump actually likes to set reminders on his iphone. Ill show you what i mean. For example, he has one reminder that says photoshop myself on to a fake cover of playgirl. Steve wow. [ laughter and applause ] jimmy his next reminder says find out what day we celebrate the fourth of july. [ laughter and applause ] what day is it again . The third . This one says make sure that all transformers are being manufactured in america. [ applause ] theyre not real. Its a movie. And finally, this one says use twitter to insult Mika Brzezinski, because you dont know how to say her name out loud. [ laughter ] steve wow. [ applause ] jimmy good that he keeps a a list. Steve hes got it. Hes got it. Jimmy speaking of iphones, today is actually the tenth anniversary of the release of the first iphone. [ applause ] its also the tenth anniversary of someone asking their bartender, um, can you charge this for me . [ light laughter ] thanks. You dont have a cord . I think that would work. [ light laughter ] not only that, not only that, i saw that today is National Handshake day. [ cheers ] or as its also know awkwardly shake your friends fist after he went in for a a first bump day. [ laughter and applause ] yeah lets get to some sports here. I read that over 400 people in new york are trying to be the ball people for the u. S. Open. I havent seen that many people sign up to grab balls since the tsa was hiring. [ laughter and applause ] steve oh heyo hey jimmy this made me laugh. I saw that yesterday, in new hampshire, state troopers pulled over a car that was just a little overpacked. Take a look at this. The driver was traveling northbound on 93 with a a dresser, a bicycle, a rake and a shovel, a 32 inch tv, a a ladder, a shopping cart, and plenty more, all strapped to the outside of his vehicle. [ light laughter ] jimmy wow wow. The driver was like, one bungee cord ought to hold her. I think that works. [ laughter and applause ] police asked, what else is up there . And a voice from the roof said, nothing. [ laughter ] can you pass me a can of ensure . [ light laughter ] thats grandpa. Guys, check this out, airbnb is planning to launch a Luxury Service for mansions. They say its perfect for people who want to have everything stolen from their mansion. [ laughter ] i just saw that a woman gave birth to a baby on a recent Spirit Airlines flight. When the Flight Attendant said, is there a doctor on board . The passengers said, of course not. This is Spirit Airlines. [ laughter and applause ] no one here is a doctor. And this is going viral. A grandfather recently learned that his granddaughter had been born, and he had a very interesting response. Look at this. Its a grandfathers underwhelming response to his new grand child. The man was sent a video of his newborn child and he simply responded, okay. [ laughter and applause ] steve okay. Jimmy then they wrote and we won the lottery. And he was like, thats fine. [ light laughter ] then the baby wrote back, new baby, who dis . And you go, well, this is getting out of control. Stop texting each other. Call each other. You guys, get this. For the fourth time, a small town in kentucky has elected a a dog as its mayor. [ light laughter ] people were so excited at the victory party, they kept chanting, 28 more years 28 more years 28 more years [ laughter and applause ] and finally, this is pretty weird. Researchers just discovered a a sea creature called the peanut worm. And it looks a little like well, just take a look at it. This is a peanut [ cheers ] this is a new sea creature. That is well, theres one character you wont see in the next finding nemo. [ laughter and applause ] even more impressive, thats in freezing cold water, by the way. Steve wow. [ laughter ] jimmy i guess it was discovered by a new marine biologist, anthony weiner. So there you go. Steve heyo [ laughter and applause ] jimmy we have a great show tonight. Give it up for the roots. [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy weve got a great show tonight. Joining us is a legendary player who is now part of the Emmy Awardwinning team covering the Upcoming Major League baseball allstar game. Alex rodriguez is here tonight [ cheers and applause ] steve yeah. Jimmy hes fantastic. Steve come on. Jimmy hes great at commentating. Alex and i are going headtohead in a game of egg russian roulette later in the show. Steve ooh. [ cheers ] jimmy so, thats gonna be fun. Yeah. Plus, this guy is so funny. He stars alongside will ferrell and amy poehler in the new movie, the house. Nick kroll is stopping by. Steve oh [ cheers and applause ] jimmy funny dude. Steve funny dude. Jimmy and we have great music from haim is here steve yeah [ cheers and applause ] jimmy oh, i love them. They are talented. They are cool. They can sing, man. Guys, i always say our show is lucky to have the greatest band in late night. The roots right there, ladies and gentlemen. [ cheers and applause ] there they are. But but it isnt always fun and games. From time to time, we put the roots to the test. We pick people from our audience and have the roots make up songs about them on the spot. It is time for freestylin with the roots. Here we go. [ cheers and applause ] time to freestyle with the roots jimmy hey, roots, you ready to do this . [ cheers ] woohoo jimmy yeah, woohoo who wants to the roots to write a song about them . [ cheers ] you . There you go. Stand up. And this is for you. What is your name . My names sarah. Jimmy okay, very good. Sarah. Sara . H. Jimmy h. With an h. Jimmy with an h. Where are you from . Where are you from . Pensacola, florida. Jimmy hey, pensacola, florida. Thats what im talkin about. Little florida fan woo [ light laughter ] guys, it is summertime right now. What is your what is your favorite thing to do in the summer . Go to the beach. Jimmy go to the beach. Any beach in particular . Pensacola beach. Jimmy Pensacola Beach. Woo [ light laughter ] Pensacola Beach, florida. Guys, we have our pal sarah, that is with an h. Because hs are not ew. Yeah. [ light laughter ] jimmy she is from pensacola, florida. And her favorite thing to do in the summer is go to the beach. The Pensacola Beach woo [ cheers ] for this one, speaking of the beach, can you guys maybe do like a could you do like a beach boys style song . Sarahs in the ocean im glad you arrived from pensacola florida thats real long drive and in the middle of summer she likes to put her feet in the sands of pensacola cola beach pensacola cola beach [ cheers and applause ] jimmy thank you for being here. Can i scoot through . Do you mind . Im gonna scoot on through here. Excuse me for a second. Sorry about that. Hey, how you doing . Nice to see you. How are ya . [ light laughter ] how are you doing . Hey, buddy. Hello. Hi. How you doing . Good. Jimmy fantastic. How are ya . Sorry about that. I know. Youre enjoying yourself. Youre relaxed. How are you doing . You doing good . Hey, guys. Lets get someone from the front down here. [ cheers ] uh, yeah. Sir, how about you . Stand up, stand up. Yeah, stand up. Hey, hey, what is your name . Dave. [ cheers ] jimmy can you hold this . Oh, yeah, yeah. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy they love the name dave. I guess they like the name dave. What do you what do you do for a living, dave . A comedian. [ laughter ] jimmy oh, my goodness. A comedian. Must be that sounds like fun. Do you have any fun plans this summer . Me . Jimmy yeah yeah, yeah. Im going to play radio city for 14 nights. [ cheers and applause ] yes. Its going to be amazing. Ill be coheadlining with the likes of chris rock and erykah badu and childish gambino, lauryn hill, lil wayne, mos def, also known as yasiin bey, chance the rapper, and of course the legendary roots crew. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy the roots will be there as well . Tariq can we go right now . Jimmy you cant go right now. No, no, no. You can go right now. Jimmy youre gonna be there for 14 nights . 14. Jimmy 14 nights at radio city music hall . Yes, indeed. Jimmy wow. I would love to come. I bet you would, jimmy. [ laughter ] jimmy i would. All these other people are invited, i would just love that would be fantastic. If it goes well, are you going to add any extra shows . You know what . Yeah, uh, yeah. Jimmy why not . If it goes well. [ light laughter ] jimmy yeah. I cant get a ticket, can i . [ light laughter ] guys, the movie spiderman homecoming opens next week. A lot of people are talking about it. If you were a superhero, dave, what would be your super power . Disappearing for long periods of time. [ laughter and applause ] jimmy disappearing for long periods of time. That is true. Jimmy too long, too long, i think. And what would be your one weakness, dave . The need for money. [ laughter and applause ] jimmy oh, man guys, we have this, our friend dave here. He says hes a comedian. [ light laughter ] and hes gonna be at radio city for 14 nights. Wow thats gonna be fun. And youre gonna be there woo if he could have any super power, it would be disappearing for long periods of time. [ light laughter ] and his one weakness would be the need for money. Yeah, thats right. Thats when i reappear. [ laughter and applause ] jimmy oh, man unbelievable. This is the last one, in honor of new edition winning the b. E. T. Lifetime Achievement Award this past weekend, can you guys do like a new edition kind of song . Tariq sure. [ light laughter ] his name is dave and he just begun a comedian sounds like lots of fun and your super power at least from what ive heard is to disappear but the money makes you return my name is dave i just begun theres a lot on the mic and im havin fun [ cheers and applause ] jimmy thanks, everybody thank you, Dave Chappelle [ cheers and applause ] thank you so much. Jimmy and thanks to the roots, as always. Well be right back with Alex Rodriguez [ cheers and applause ] when youre close to the people you love, does psoriasis ever get in the way of a touching moment . 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With that, i want to say, without Dave Chappelle, the roots and i wouldnt be working together right now. Questlove pretty much. Jimmy yeah, i was meeting around for different people for the the show when we started late night. And i met with neal brennan, who produced chappelles show with dave. I said i said, would you and he goes, whos your band . Like, i dont know. Ive got no idea. And he goes, oh, you should we work with the roots. Theyre fantastic. You should call the roots. Do you think the roots would do it . And he goes, oh no. The roots would never do it, but they would know somebody. [ laughter ] so like i go, oh, whats the worst they could say is no . So i asked the roots if they would do it, or consider it, and i didnt hear back from you guys for three weeks. [ laughter ] hey, guys, lets keep the show going, here. We are joined right now, by a a world series champion. A threetime mvp. And a 14time major league allstar, who is part of an emmyaward winning team covering the mlb allstar game tuesday, july 11th on fox. Please welcome back our friend Alex Rodriguez [ cheers and applause ] jimmy oh, my goodness. I love these guys. Jimmy no, theyre the best. They are awesome. Jimmy you cannot beat the roots. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Hello, new york. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy come on, new york. They love you, they love you. Thank you for coming back to the show. Thanks for inviting me back. Jimmy well, please, we love you. Youve been having a this is a very interesting summer for you, because youre not youre not on the field. Its the first summer i have off since i was probably 10 or 15yearsold. Jimmy wow. But it was my first summer off with my two daughters. I know you have two girls. Jimmy i do, yeah. Mine are 12 and 9, natasha and ella, and were just having a great time. Jimmy are you just like hanging out . What are you doing . Pool time . You know, they came to me they came with me to the west coast, to do shark tank. And thats one of their favorite shows. They love that. Jimmy howd you get shark tank . Howd you get involved with shark tank . You know, they just called up and said hey, would you like to be one of the sharks . And im like, yeah. Its one of my favorite shows. I watch with my mother, i watch it with my daughters. And you know what . You get entertained, its fun, and you also learn something every time you see the show. Which, i love it. Jimmy oh yeah, a love that bit. But are you good at like, investing in like ideas . And some of the no, im not good at anything like that. [ laughter ] jimmy youre good at everything. What are you talking about . Youre arod. Youre unbelievable. I saw you. I saw you play. Youre amazing. Then i saw you being a a commentator. I go you just slipped right in, and youre fantastic. Thank you, thank you. You know what i love about shark tank . Is that, for the next generation, you dont feel like you have to dunk a basketball, hit a home run to be really cool. You can actually wear a suit and tie, get an education and also be cool. And you can get the same high from doing a great deal, and inventing something, as you do hitting a home run or winning a a world championship. And ive done both and theyre both pretty cool. [ light laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy youve actually done both. Also, you are now involved in a a pretty, i would say, low profile relationship with someone. [ light laughter ] and no one i dont know if you guys know, but hes alex is dating a girl named jennifer lopez. And a [ cheers and applause ] and we love there are some pictures i saw you guys off instagram. Look at that. You have a like a paris, romantic who does this romantic . Look at that [ audience aws ] come on, man. Thats living the life. You know, i got to share something with everyone, because this is like one of the most humbling experiences of my life. You know, when i was with the yankees and we won the world championship, and you know, you wear the pin stripes, you think youre pretty cool. But then you hang out with jennifer. And they confuse me with the Security Guard all the time. [ laughter and applause ] i promise you, we were at the met ball, and the paparazzi were screaming at me. Not even in english, get the hell out of the way get out of the way, were gonna take a picture. Jimmy really . So there you go, there you go. Youre with jlo. Thats right, this is humbling for you. I love this. This is fantastic. [ light laughter ] lets talk about lets talk about the yankees. cause you went to call that game recently. Mmhmm. Jimmy and was that was it odd for you . Because those are your teammates, really. It was so strange. And you know, im so lucky to still be a part of the yankees and be advising our general partner, hal steinbrenner. And mentoring our young you know, players. Like gary sanchez and of course, aaron judge. Jimmy yeah. We have a phenomenal young team, and i couldnt be more proud to be a part of the organization. Jimmy but like, when youre calling when youre talking about this, do you go like, and thats a oh, thats a a okay, here they go. [ light laughter ] youre like, yes, yes. Go, go, go you cant do that though, youve gotta bite your tongue. You know, i i love the game so much. And the fact that jimmy thats what i love about it. Honestly, its too much. I have my daughters, i have three televisions in my living room. And ill have the east coast game, the central game and the west coast game. And my daughters are like, daddy, thats too much. I thought we were retired. [ laughter ] jimmy is that why cause i was like, youre there with joe buck, who we love as well. And youre in there and you talk and every time you talk, its like, i just love hearing you talk, because you know this game in and out. It just fits, it just works. I cant even tell you, man. Congratulations. Thank you, thank you. Jimmy i love seeing you on tv. Its fantastic. Im looking forward to this allstar game. Well, its the 88th allstar game, and its in miami which is my home town. Im bringing my girls. And it is going to be very exciting, on fox july 11th at 7 30. Jimmy but also, youre doing something very special. Very cool thing that youre doing. You donated a lot of money to a a local starting a baseball facility . Yeah, so were very proud. Commissioner rob manfred and tony petitti are very, very involved in getting the youth back involved in our game. And i remember when i was a a 10yearold boy, we were the number one game in the world. At least in the united states. And weve kind of given that up a little bit. But i think in my lifetime, were gonna get that back. But anyways, on july 11th, commissioner manfred and i are throwing out the first pitch. Were gonna have about a a thousand kids there. We renovated three fields, and their gonna be all for the boys and girls club. So were very excited about that. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy thats gonna be emotional. Thats awesome. In your home town. In my home town. Jimmy you know, we like to play games on the show. Okay. Jimmy and so i thought, itd be fun to challenge you to a game that i might win. [ light laughter ] okay. Jimmy which is not so not baseball. Jimmy compared to you its not baseball at all. No, no, no. So this is a game called egg russian roulette. Would you like the play with me . I would love to play. Jimmy thats what im talking about. [ cheers and applause ] Alex Rodriguez and i are playing egg russian roulette after the break. Stick around, everybody [ cheers and applause ] when bold espresso meets ice flavors are transformed, afternoons get more refreshing. 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Remove contacts before using xiidra and wait at least 15 minutes before reinserting. Chat with your eye doctor about xiidra. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy welcome back. Were hanging out with 14time major league allstar Alex Rodriguez [ cheers and applause ] aw, how cool, man. Alex and i are about to go head to head in a game of egg russian roulette. Higgins, do you want to explain how this works . Steve of course, james [ laughter ] here in my hand i have one dozen eggs. Eight aw, man. Steve of them have been hard boiled. Four of them are still raw. [ light laughter ] you and alex will take turns smashing an egg upon the top of your head. [ light laughter ] you wont know which eggs are raw and which are the hard boiled. [ laughter ] until you smack them. And once you choose an egg, you must smash that egg upon your head. No putbacks. Jimmy okay, of course. Steve first to smash two raw eggs [ laughter ] the helmet might be a bit much. Jimmy oh, yeah. The helmets a bit much. I think it i think im too much. Jimmy yeah, exactly. Yeah. Steve alex, as a guest of our show, you shall choose the first egg. I gotta get my batting gloves on. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy oh, my god. That is the coolest this is fantastic. All right. Am i first . Steve yes. Jimmy oh, my gosh, this is unbelievable. I love these steve choose wisely. Jimmy like Michael Jackson. Thats the one Michael Jackson has. Jimmy yeah, go for it, man. Steve good luck [ light laughter ] jimmy what does it feel . What does it feel . What does it feel . It feels lucky. [ light laughter ] here we go. Oh, my gosh. I hope my girls are not watching. Theyre sleeping. [ cheers ] jimmy yeah you did it. Thats good. Thats good. Thats hardboiled. [ cheers and applause ] good. You got away with that one. Good, good, good. Steve james. Jimmy im just going to go right for it. Here we go. Steve go for it yeah, how does it feel . How does it feel . Jimmy it feels great, man. Good to see you. Thank you so much for coming on the show man get it done oh oh [ laughter and applause ] [ laughter ] that is ridiculous. That sounded hardboiled. That sounded hardboiled [ cheers and applause ] that sounded like it was hardboiled, man. Oh, my goodness. Jimmy man. All right. Jimmy you cant tell the difference. You cant tell the difference. All right, here we go. Here we go. Jimmy im so mad. That was the first one out of the box. All right, here we go. Im going to do it just like you, nice and quick. Not thinking about it too much. Jimmy yeah. Bah [ cheers and applause ] [ laughter ] jimmy did you see it . Slow motion. Oh jimmy look at slow motion. Woah wow jimmy oh, my god. You just [ laughter ] that was the best way. I love it. Jimmy do that. Oh, my god. It didnt feel like it was raw, right . That was a home run. [ laughter ] jimmy all right im going to go with this egg. No, this one. Steve oh. Oh, yeah. Steve yeah [ light laughter ] oh, baby. Jimmy thank you so much for coming on the show, man. [ laughter ] good luck with the allstar game. July 11th on fox. Oh [ applause ] jimmy no, no, no were good. Were good. Were good. Were good. Oh, all right. Jimmy im still in it. All right. Steve its a barn burner. [ light laughter ] jimmy, i just want to say youre a great host. Jimmy thank you. Thanks for inviting me and making a fool out of me. Here we go. One. Two. Three. Ahh [ cheers and applause ] [ laughter ] jimmy i got the win. I got the win oh jimmy i won i won [ cheers and applause ] love you, man. Yeah jimmy Alex Rodriguez, everybody nick kroll joins us after the break. Stick around, everybody im the champ oh, my gosh. [ cheers and applause ] this is lynchburg, tennessee. This is how many people were born here. This many are fifth generation. This is how many are named hiawatha kitty mcgee. He keeps the town dry. Theyd prefer it a little wet. This many are proud of what we make here. 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Thats why theres nationwide. They help protect and grow your many sides. Nationwide is on your side. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy theres egg still on my egg went all down my sleeve and everywhere. How great. Thanks again to Alex Rodriguez, that was hes fantastic. [ cheers and applause ] guys, our next guest is a very funny and talented man starring alongside will ferrell and amy poehler in the big new comedy film the house, which opens tomorrow. Please welcome nick kroll [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy nick kroll whoa so thats how you make an entrance thats what im talking about. Nick kroll, that was a very thank you for, thank you for [ light laughter ] whats with the, whats with the skates . Oh i just, its such a nice day. I thought id just skate up to the show in my suit. Jimmy thats environmentally its very mentally stable. [ light laughter ] jimmy environmentally. Like, youre thinking the environment. Environmentally. Yeah, im going green, jimmy. [ light laughter ] im going green. Jimmy youre going green. Im so about the environment. Jimmy i always i look like if Brian Boitano was like, im going to do a a routine about an accountant. [ laughter ] jimmy i like it. Are you are you roller skating . I started roller skating, you know. Going green jimmy no, i know but where do you roller stake . Is there a oh, anywhere i can. Glendale, im right now mainly skating in glendale, california. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy really . Yeah. Jimmy capital of roller skating, absolutely, yeah. There it is. Got some glendale heads in the crowd tonight. [ light laughter ] so yeah, i skate out there, its so fun. But i skated a little bit as a a kid. I ice skated. cause i played hockey for one year. [ light laughter ] jimmy wow so that must mean youre an expert. Yeah, i mean jimmy how old were you . I was in seventh grade and i did not know how to skate. And i was like, i want to play ice hockey. And i was very small. Like a tiny child. [ light laughter ] i was very slow. And i did not know how to skate. So i was a real triple threat out on the ice. [ laughter ] and my parents, like my parents are super supportive people. Like anything i ever did, i would be like, mom, dad, im doing standup at an insane asylum in southern sudan. [ light laughter ] theyd be like, nicky we already got tickets next to the child soldiers. [ light laughter ] you know, theyd be down. Jimmy right next to the child soldiers. But with hockey, theyre like, no, get a ride. [ light laughter ] like they wanted no part of it. Jimmy get a ride yeah, and i remember literally the first practice i went to, i was in the locker room. I was literally trying to figure out how to put my equipment on. And this guy, like in a movie, he walks in and he goes, hey just so you know, its ridiculous that someone like me has to share the ice with someone like you. [ light laughter ] [ audience ohs ] to be fair, it was wayne gretzky. [ laughter ] jimmy oh, well thats its unbelievable that you played with wayne gretzky. Thats such a lie. [ light laughter ] nick, i wanted to talk to you about oh hello. Because it is now on so subtle. Not distracting at all. No, not at all. Jimmy oh hello. First of all, i talked to you after you yeah, you were very nice. You had us on before we were on broadway and then afterwards, me and my friend john mulaney jimmy you were unbelievable on broadway. Thank you. Jimmy it was one of the funniest things ive seen. Thank you. Jimmy and youre welcome. The knee jerk, the knee jerk reaction. [ light laughter ] jimmy you were at the tony awards . Yeah, we did the tony awards. Jimmy how exciting was that . It was so exciting. We hung out with tommy tune. You guys, obviously. So [ light laughter ] jimmy its now the show is on netflix. Yeah. Jimmy how did you even i didnt even know you did that. We taped it as a special for netflix. And i think were the first broadway show to tape and be on netflix as special. And i think again, me and john mulaney did the show together. We had our guests on the show were steve martin. And then if you go to our page on netflix, michael j. Fox did the other interview. We pranked them both so hard with tuna. [ light laughter ] and michael j. Fox admitted to us that he shoplifted a coconut as a child in canada. [ light laughter ] and so yeah. Jimmy yeah. So basically jimmy you get those types of scoops, yeah. Yeah, thats the scoop. Jimmy i see this in page six all the time. What else did michael j. Fox steal as a child . Black jack gum. Jimmy is that right . Yeah, he stole black jack gum as well. Jimmy i know that gum, yeah. The show is super funny. But if you have netflix and you want to see a broad way show, which is very rare that you can do this, check out oh hello. Its out right now. [ cheers and applause ] thank you, thank you. Jimmy and now youre also you were in the movie, the house. Yes, i am. Jimmy against the opposite the funniest people in the world, amy poehler and will ferrell. Yes, both saturday night live alumnus. Jimmy absolutely, yeah. I dont know if you know this show. Are you familiar with saturday night live . [ light laughter ] jimmy ive seen it a few times. Its an important part of the American Comedy institution. Jimmy ive heard of that, yeah. Its great, its a great show. You should check it out at some point. Jimmy have you ever done stuff with will before . I had not worked with him. And i was so excited. I mean, i know him a bit. And hes like he is the funniest, most generous, best dude in the world. People dont realize this. He is actually like 53. Jimmy thats not true. [ laughter ] yeah. Jimmy thats not true. Its always forced perspective and they give him tiny objects to hold to make him look bigger. [ laughter ] jimmy no they dont. No they dont. Its true. Jimmy this is not true at all. We got in a fight in the movie in the movie. In real life were best friends. Jimmy thats not true either. [ light laughter ] and hes 53. Jimmy how much does he weigh, will ferrell . He weighs 620 pounds. [ laughter ] jimmy are you sure youve met will ferrell . Yes [ light laughter ] i met him in a room of circus mirrors, but im pretty sure it was him. So we you know, when youre working with someone like will ferrell, you want to do something hes never done before. So were in a fight scene. Hes pinned me down. And im like, how can we top whatever hes done in a movie so far . And i just go, spit in my face. [ light laughter ] and he was like, what . I go, spit in my mouth. [ audience ewws ] he was like, no, i dont want to spit in your mouth. Jimmy spit in your mouth . Well cause i was like, lets top it. You know what i mean . But then im like, ew, is will ferrell disease free . [ laughter ] who knows . You know what i mean . Jimmy yes he is. He is, he is 53 and hes diseased. [ light laughter ] jimmy he doesnt have a a disease. Im just saying. Jimmy hes just saying, you guys. Im just saying. Jimmy hes just saying. So he then, he spits and i was like, i want to catch some of will ferrells essence. Like a little of his like if you swab me in 23 for me, i would be like 9 will ferrell. [ laughter ] jimmy swabbed me so i just winked at you when i said it, too. Which is the weirdest part of that thing. So then i [ laughter ] jimmy like i know what that is. I got it. That was great. So then, so he and weve got plenty of time here. [ laughter ] jimmy wrap it up, man. He spit, but then he missed my mouth just by just the slightest amount, because hes a very coordinated dude. Jimmy hes a professional. He is professional. He missed my mouth. And the best part about it is that it the didnt end up in the film at all. Bingo [ laughter and applause ] jimmy all the good ideas dont make it in the film at all. Youll never see it. Thats a good story. Another gem for us. I appreciate it. So basically what happens in the house, is will and amy, they have a kid going to college. And to pay to afford college, they open up an illegal casino. Their house turns into an illegal casino. Yes. Jimmy and theyve become kind of like mobsters. Yes. With their best friend jason mantzoukas, who is also a a very funny man in the film. [ light laughter ] and i played bob schafer, the councilman. Jimmy uhhuh. [ light laughter ] eat the blade, eat the blade, jimmy. [ cheers and applause ] [ light laughter ] jimmy what the hell was that . Hey honey, how was work today . [ laughter ] jimmy oh, i just a roller skate in my mouth. [ laughter ] i want to show a clip thats super funny. Heres the very funny nick kroll, will ferrell and amy poehler in the house. Take a look at this. Youre not going to find anything anywhere. Oh really . Yeah. Well, weve looked in all the other rooms. So chandler, take a look. Hey scotty, eyes up here, buddy. Look how nervous the baby deer is. You guys seem pretty interested in this painting here. Yeah. Were not the baby the doe. [ thud ] ah whats this . Its face, bob. So why dont we just pop the safe and see if its all the money that youve taken. You cant open it without the combo and im not giving it to you. What are you looking at . Why are you staring at this photo over here now . Dont do that. Oh, a postit note. [ laughter ] is this the combination . [ cheers and applause ] jimmy 69247, nick kroll, everybody. The house hit theaters tomorrow well be right back with music from haim. Stick around [ cheers and applause ] ill have that goat cheese garden salad. That gentleman got the last one. Sir, you give me that salad and i will pay for your movie and one snack box. Can i keep the walnuts . Sold. But i get to pick your movie. Can i pick the genre . Yes, but it has to be a comedy. A little cash back on the side. 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Please give it up for haim [ cheers and applause ] some things are long forgotten some things were never said we were on one endless road baby but i had a wandering heart i said we were opposite lovers said it from the beginning you kept trying to prove me wrong said youd always see it through and i know that i ran you down so you ran away with your heart but just know that i want you back just know that i want you back just know that i want you ill take the fall and the fault in us ill give you all the love i never gave before i left you just know that i want you back just know that i want you back just know that i want you ill take the fall and the fault in us ill give you all the love i never gave before i left you i know its hard to hear it and it may never be enough but dont take it out on me now cause i blame it all on myself and i had a fear of forgiveness said it from the beginning i was too proud to say i was wrong said youd always see me through but all that time is gone no more fearing control im ready for the both of us now but just know that i want you back just know that i want you back just know that i want you back ill take the fall and the fault in us ill give you all the love i never gave before i left you just know that i want you back just know that i want you back baby just know that i want you ill take the fall and the fault in us ill give you all the love i never gave before i left you just know that i want you back just know that i want you back just know that i want you ill take the fall and the fault in us ill give you all the love i never gave before i left you just know that i want you back just know that i want you back just know that i want you ill take the fall and the fault in us ill give you all the love i never gave before i left you just know that i want you back just know that i want you back just know that i want you ill take the fall and the fault in us ill give you all the love i never gave before i left you just know that i want you back just know that i want you back baby just know that i want you ill take the fall and the fault in us ill give you all the love i never gave before i left you just know that i want you back just know that i want you back baby just know that i want you ill take the fall and the fault in us ill give you all the love i never gave before i left you [ cheers and applause ] jimmy oh . Come on yeah. Wow thank you, thank you, thank you thank you come on. Come on, get over here ah, come out. Haim right there. Haim [ cheers and applause ] something to tell you is available for preorder now well be right back, everybody yeah that was great [ cheers and applause ] this friday. Get ready. Oh, no run for the breakout event. [ minion gibberish ] of the summer. Were going back to villainy. Despicable me 3. Rated pg. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy my thanks on Alex Rodriguez, nick kroll, Dave Chappelle [ cheers and applause ] haim, ladies and gentlemen [ cheers and applause ] come on. And, of course, the roots right there from philadelphia, pennsylvania. [ cheers and applause ] stay tuned for late night with seth meyers. Thank you for watching. Have a great night. I hope to see you tomorrow. Thank you very much, everybody. Byebye. [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] announcer from 30 Rockefeller Plaza in new york, its late night with seth meyers. Tonight, linmanuel miranda. From the house, comedian and actor, jason mantzoukas. Cooking brunch with martha stewart. Featuring the 8g band with sam fogarino. [ cheers and applause ] ladies and gentlemen, seth meyers. [ cheers and applause ] seth good evening. Im seth meyers. This is late night. How is everybody doing tonight . [ cheers and applause ] seth that is great to hear. And in that case lets get to the news. President trump today attacked msnbc morning joe host Mika Brzezinski on twitter saying she, came to maralago three nights in a row around new years eve and insisted on joining me. She was bleeding badly from a facelift