Got a case for you. Smells funny. Patient had an idiopathic anaphylactic reaction. It stumped two e. R. Docs and an immunologist from johns hopkins. Patient went from asymptomatic to fried kidneys in less than a year. Stumped three internists and a Department Chair from harvard. 14yearold girl, intermittent attacks. Fouryearold boy, consistently at deaths door. [blows] this patient died five years ago. I didnt say which side of the door he was on. The fact that hes dead makes it more interesting. Fouryearolds do not die of bergers. I thought it was relevant. Death is a consequence, not a symptom. If its not a symptom, its not relevant. Shouldnt we be trying to maximize what we can save here . 14yearold, your freedom, our asses . Right. Save your asses. [massive attacks teardrop] she was in a car accident when she was two. She only had minor injuries, but her father died. That was 12 years ago. You think thats pertinent . No, i think its sad. She got sick in the middle of her 14th birthday party. Which is sad and pertinent. Maybe she was opening a present that triggered the reaction. Wheres house . Pissing contest with foreman. Last thing she ate was strawberry cake, but allergy tests for everything were negative. Do you like your dentist . Im still going to my pediatric one. Whats your dentists name . Williams. What if its not an allergic reaction . Hereditary angioedema or systemic mastocytosis could mimic anaphylaxis. Youre not sure of his name . You just saw him this morning. His assistants name is angie. Her home number is normal complement studies. No skin lesions. You had a manicure. This is fresh you werent at the dentist. Why would you lie about that . To avoid having this conversation. adams elevated bp. What about pheochromocytoma . Or an anaphylactoid reaction, which could be triggered by certain opioids. Youve had your hair cut three times since ive met you. You cant be embarrassed about a manicure. Theres gotta be a deeper reason. Did house give you homework . Shes not on any meds. Havent you heard . Everybody lies. And the tox screen was clean. Feel free to jump in at any time. Well check catecholamines for pheo and run an expanded opioid panel. You see what the patient says about drug use when her mothers out of the room. No, never. Nobodys here to bust you, iris. We just need to know if no, i already told you. I just take vitamin c sometimes. What exactly were you doing when you had your reaction . Opening a birthday present. The magic 8 ball. The joke gift, not the cocaine. Is that it . Certain drugs could explain her reaction. What kind of drugs . What kind did you have in mind . Iris has always been a moody girl. And now that shes a teenager, its gotten worse. So for the past few months ive been. Giving something to relax her. Diazepam. I tell her its vitamin c. Being normal is very important to iris. She couldnt handle the thought of being on meds. Antianxiety medications would explain it. If we keep her off, shell be moody, but healthy. [vomiting] or its something else. I need to ddx a patient with you. I thought you had a team for that. According to foreman, theyre only for ddxing people who are still alive. You have a dead patient . Bigotry is boring when we add modifiers. I dont see creed, color, pulse. Foreman will find out youre taking this case, and hell bust you. But you know that, which means. You want to go back to jail. Because its the one place youre unable to indulge your selfdestructive habits. Yeah, its much more likely that im taking this case because i miss showering with cromagnons than that i actually happen to find it interesting. Fouryearold kid. His kidneys died, they transfused. His lungs died. He died. Have you seen bride of the monster . I just got the ed wood box set. What if the chicken was the egg . What if the lung involvement came first . I dont really care about the movie. I just dont want to indulge your lupus. Because this is a bad idea, house. If the kid had a rash or some circulation issue. Damn i just realized im late for my anger management class. man traffic, for sure. Taxes. Definitely taxes. Spoiled grandchildren. Platitudes. Any others . And i lose my temper when someone suggests that a handful of poppsych catch phrases can control our most seminal, intractable, and natural reaction to a dead child. Am i right, emory . I dont think emory wants to share right now. They blew it, didnt they . They missed your sons rash. A faint one, on his cheek. He didnt have a rash. I think we should talk about lenas grandchildren. Theyre alive. Was he sensitive to sunlight . No. Greg. Cold fingers and toes . No wegeners granulomatosis. I need to examine your son. Youre a bit late for that. You ass. With you and your wifes consent, we can get an exhumation order. Find out what killed him. Exwife. And youll never get her consent. Shes moved on new hub, new kid. She wants nothing to do with drews death. Or me. Youre angry because your kid died. More than that, because you dont have an answer. People need answers. Hes in a crypt at st. Judes cemetery. adams you feeling any pain or cramping here . A bit. But not just there, um. Here. Breast tenderness. Have you been having regular periods, iris . Not really. What is it . I think we should run a pregnancy test. Iris isnt sexually active. She doesnt even have a boyfriend. Pregnancy would explain all of her symptoms. Can even cause some unpredictable allergic reactions. How can i be pregnant if ive never even had sex . We just need a drop of blood. Whats the matter . My my arms. I cant feel my arms. Ooh, baby, baby bababa, baby [ microwave beeps ] ooh, baby, baby bababa, baby get up on this [ music stops ] [ man ] chef dont judge. Come on, girls, lets show the guys that we know how to become number one [ male announcer ] chef boyardee microwavable cups. Its your time and your chef because. 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[beep] [adams, on speaker] she is pregnant. Test came back positive. So. She lost the use of her arms and her innocence. A vengeful god . Or. taub cerebral tumor. adams vasculitis. park ms. I gather from the silence that chase isnt there. Nope, im here. Where are you . Nowhere. He said cryptically. I assume you concur with the diagnosis. Absolutely. Even though there are three diagnoses . And ms and vasculitis usually get better with pregnancy. Yeah, i was saying i agreed with the other one. Hes had his eyebrows waxed. chase i met a woman who likes her men well groomed. All over . I assume, from the silence, that chase has had a brazilian. Cool. Interesting. Ouch. Question is. Is this really about a woman . Or is it about something more profound . Another question is, could the paresthesia be caused by an std . Hivrelated mononeuritis multiplex. I gather from the silence that either you all agree with chase or youre just staring at his emasculated brow. In either case, test for hiv and do an mri to rule out tumors. And check chase for testosterone. [beep beep] [loud banging] taub blood work was negative for hiv. All the moneys on tumor. How was the brazilian . It was fine. Hurt a bit. What about houses theory . Whyd you really do it . cause im vain and shallow. And you werent before . The girl i was seeing wasnt. Theres nothing profound here. No tumor, either. Its not her brain. Everything looks good. Whats the matter . My arm, its. Still nothing . No, now theyre sore. Paresthesias gone. To help pay for the road trip. Before they earned 1 back on all purchases everywhere, every time and 2 back at the grocery store. Even before earning 3 back on gas, with no hoops to jump through. The garcias hit the road with their bankamericard cash rewards credit card and shortened the distance between each other. Thats the majesty of rewarding connections. Apply online or at a bank of america near you. 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A vitamin k deficiency or scurvy could explain bleeding problems, and pregnancy could exacerbate it. Boys, do a home search. Girls, do lab tests. Im pretty sure thats not sexist. Where have you been . Picking up dry cleaning. Filling up the tank. Violating the dead. If you dont believe me, call the monitoring company. I did. Unfortunately, the Patuxent RiverNaval Air Station was gps testing and disrupted the signal, at the exact, same 45 minutes you werent here. Well, if id known i had 45 minutes of freedom, id have gone hang gliding. I admire the creativity. What happens when the stunt doesnt work . Think youre gonna have to pay off a bet . Think im gonna triple your clinic hours . Im gonna call your p. O. , and youre gonna go back to jail. house there are mees lines on his fingernails, so now im thinking heavy metal poisoning. Youre an addict. And im an idiot for thinking that your addictions were limited to pills, antisocial behavior, and sarcasm. [burps] sorry. Vicodin repeating on me. Youre also addicted to puzzles. You show all the classic behaviors. Lying, neglecting responsibilities, and you cant stop, no matter how devastating the consequences. Working on a medical case is not a parole violation. Its my Job Description. Your Job Description is doing what foreman tells you to do. Never mind bride of the monster. You need to watch norma rae. house before we get started, i just want to thank you all for agreeing to relocate. Um, i had an appointment in this part of town, and i absolutely didnt want to miss this meeting. But, uh, thank you. Im buying. Not literally. Hey, emory, should we, uh, powder our noses . Hey, did you know your exwife still lives right behind this place . She finishes work at 4 00. Picks up her new kid at 4 15. Gives us about 20 minutes. I made some calls. Its amazing what people will tell you if you ask brutally enough. Was that table here . Some kinds of pressuretreated wood can contain arsenic. We shouldnt be here. We dont have a choice. This is the only way youre gonna get your answer. Does your ex leave a spare key anywhere . How did he look . Peaceful. Vitamin k deficiencys a bust. Fridge has more spinach and broccoli than a farmers market. The brazilian. You said it hurt a bit. Youve had one . More than one, and you havent. They hurt all your bits. Thats my dark secret. Whats yours . I had the nails and eyebrows done, but thats it. I just needed to create a distraction, though. I met a tv producer at a dinner. She asked me to appear on the medical segment. Screen tested it yesterday and shot it today. Youre a tv doctor . Its a oneoff. Whens it air . Two hours ago. Otherwise, id still be lying. This is what she was opening when she had her attack. Will anyone believe chase is an actual doctor . Dont count on it. Huh. She does have a boyfriend. Love letters. Porn. The nasty kind. Torture, rape. Animals. Sweet kid. [door unlatches] [creak] [sighs] this is all thats left. One box in the bottom of a closet. Ohh. He used to wear those stupid things all the time. Used to have to pretend i was scared. Made in the peoples republic of lead paint. [car pulls up outside] back door. Lets get out of here first. We need to catch the end of our class. I met him at school. He was the only boy that liked me. Its a little more than like. We havent had sex. Oh, come on, iris. Youre pregnant. So im just lying about everything . Well, you lied about the boyfriend. You obviously lied about sex and this. Garbage. Theyre his. He cant keep them at his place. Well, im glad we could be so accommodating. What else dont i know . Honey. What is it . He came here last night. And he told me i should leave. [crying] but i didnt want to, and he got mad. He hit you . Physical trauma. Explains the negatives of the blood disorder. We should call the police. I wont tell them anything. Thats ridiculous. He beat you what is it . Its getting hard to see. What the hell is happening to me . 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[scoffs] [glasses clinking on glass table] [sighs] [chuckles] he used to call him deezer. He couldnt say zebra. Hed have his own words for everything. We called em drewisms. How does your exwife do it . How come shes not. Angry and miserable . She treated it like it never happened. She never even cried. Not even at his funeral. I was a mess, and she just sat there like. A statue. We have a problem. Does it limp . [elevator bell dings] why do you care if he works on two cases . cause next, itll be three cases, then four. Then animal cases and ghost cases. Then animal ghost cases. Assuming, of course, we are talking about house. Youre just setting yourself up to fail. He has a lot more to lose than i do, and he knows that. Hes rational. No, hes not. Hes the most rational man ive ever met. Annoyingly so. He isnt gonna put himself back in jail over a dead kid. Hes an addict, and he will put himself back in jail over a puzzle. Hell back down. Halfway through the perimetry exam, her tunnel vision went away. She can see perfectly. Tia. The word transient is right there in the name. [house chuckling] ah, here we go. Chesa, after giving the pics an eye or two, i can confirm that laurens surgeries cost her some big bikkies. Not only was there a gut tuck,