[ tinkles ] your Insurance Company wont replace the full value of your totaled new car. The guy says you picked the wrong insurance plan. With Liberty Mutual new car replacement . , you wont have to worry about replacing your car because youll get the full value back including depreciation. Make the switch to Liberty Mutual and see why weve been awarded highest in Customer Satisfaction by j. D. Power. Call for a free quote today. Liberty stands with you . Good morning, sweetheart. Hi, honey. You ready for your breakfast . Ill have to pass, honey no time. Oh, darrin, do you have to dash off every morning without breakfast . Youve hardly been home for dinner, either. Ive barely seen you. I know, sweetheart, but i have to have the entire cosmetic Campaign Ready for that bes mig salting tomorrow morning. Maybe we could meet for lunch. No, im having lunch with one of the execs of the cosmetic company some guy named toni devlin. Perhaps we could meet for a midnight snack sometime, stranger. Ill eat my lonely breakfast in lonely silence and try to be brave. Go now, and dont look back. I have been neglecting you, havent i . I tell you what no matter how much work i have to do tonight, ill forget about it and come on home and have dinner with you. Bye, sweetheart. [ ding ] may i join you, dear . Oh, hi, mother. Your mortal roommate seems to be getting the sevenyear itch five years early. What do you mean by that remark . Oh, when a husband starts working nights, thats a different story. Mother, dont you let your suspicious little imagination run away with him. Sevenyear itch, indeed. All it takes is a little rash. Do you mind if we change the subject . Now, look, i have to go shopping in town, so why dont you come, and then well have lunch together . Oh, splendid. Lets go to some place really chic and dress to the nines. [ ding ] like it . Perfect. Theyre both witches. Charlie leach, private eye, youve really got it made now. Chuckles ] charmaine, honey, sweetheart, your loved one is home. Oh, did i wake you, honey . No, im all dressed up for the senior prom. Baby, ive got some great news. You can go right back to sleep after i tell you all about it, huh . No, just having you home makes me too excited to sleep. I only see you 26 hours a day. Baby, our problems are over. Yeah how to get the money direct from the mint and eliminate the middleman. No, im serious, honey. Do you remember a few weeks ago i was doing a little snooping i mean, investigating for this babyfood company . Yeah, and i also remember they fired you for all that crazy talk about witches and black magic. Ive been doing some investigating on my own, and ive got some information thats gonna be worth a fortune. You and me are gonna be rolling in dough. [ laughs ] darrin. Yeah, larry . Meet toni devlin of united cosmetics. Ill be right with you, mr. Devlin. Oh, excuse me, miss devlin. Made the same mistake myself. Its toni with an i, not with a y. This is darrin stephens. How do you do . How do you do . Now, if youll excuse me. Well, wont you sit down, miss devlin . Thank you. I was just going over the art layout for the campaign. Mr. Stephens, i hope my being a woman wont cause us a problem in working together. Of course not. Why should it . Well get along just fine as long as we keep it strictly business. Im not the least bit interested in the flirtatious little games between the sexes. I hope i make myself clear. Oh, yeah, crystal clear. Let me Say Something, miss devlin. Arent you being a trifle presumptuous . Im merely going by the track record in this business. Then let me be the record breaker. I happen to be a very happily married man. I have a lovely wife and daughter. And, no offense intended, but i do find you resistible. I deserved that. Forgive me. Friends . Friends. Oh, may we go to lunch now . Frankly, im starved. Okay, but im warning you, lady. About what . After lunch, im bringing you back to this office to show you my etchings. [ laughs ] mother, i havent been here in ages not since darrin and i were dating. , thats a man for you. When theyre chasing you, theres always some dear, little, romantic our place. And after they catch you, our place is in the kitchen, with laundromat privileges. Samantha what is it . Look at that. This was a favorite spot of samanthas and mine when we were dating. We used to call it our place. Kind of corny, huh . But sweet. You really are in love with her, arent you . Well, so what, mother . Darrin said he was gonna have a business lunch with toni devlin. He didnt say that toni plucked his eyebrows, did he . Im sure its nothing more than what he said, a business lunch. Now, for once, listen to me, and lets get out of here. No, i am not sneaking out like an eavesdropping wife. If you dont go, im going to do something terrible to him. I mean it. This time ill really turn him into a frog. Forever you wouldnt. Rying to stir up trouble. Darrin said hed be home for dinner, and he will. Hell have some lastminute excuse. Darrin sam, im home the voice of treason. Samantha in here, darling. Mother, try and be pleasant to him. Am i ever anything else . Oh, hi, endora. Oh, just passing through . What . Hi, sweetheart. I made your favorite roast. Shame itll go to waste. Why should it go to waste . You always eat enough for three. To get washed and kiss our gorgeous daughter. Then ill be right down. Boy, that looks good, and im hungry. Any questions . Oh, something will come up. Youll see. [ vehicle approaches ] and why didnt he mention anything about that woman at lunch . There was no need to. The woman was a client, nothing more. Hello. You must be mrs. Stephens. Im toni devlin, a business associate of your husband. Oh, come in, please. I dont like this ah, mother. This is my mother, endora. Toni devlin. How do you do . How do you do . Im sorry to bother you, but i have to discuss some campaign changes with darrin before our meeting tomorrow. Well, i dont blame you. This campaign is pretty obvious. Ill get darrin. Oh, samantha, this is really the limit that that hussy, walking right into your home, flaunting herself in your face. Mother, she seems very nice. And she hasnt made flaunt one. If you wont do anything about it, i will. [ laughs ] [ hisses ] [ ding ] mother, you change her back right now. I will not. And she stays this way until you come to your senses. Goodbye [ ding ] mother mother [ door closes ] [ tinkles ] [ ding ] honey, whered you get the cat . Oh, she just, uh, wandered by. Shes a cute cat. Yeah. Uh, why dont we have some hors doeuvres . Why dont we . It seems were not having that thing for dinner that always upsets my stomach. Whats that . Your mother. No offense, but she did leave, didnt she . Oh, yes, she left. Is something wrong . Hmm . You always have that special look on your face when somethings wrong. Yeah . Promise you wont get mad . I promise. What . Oh, no darrin, you promised you wouldnt get mad. I am not mad. Im furious look, honestly, i never mistrusted you for a moment. You shouldnt have. You didnt have any reason to. Nt just stand there. Lets give miss devlin some milk. Here, kitty, kitty. Here, miss devlin. Oh, no shes gone. What am i gonna do now . I have to have her at that meeting tomorrow. Darrin. Darrin, here, drink some coffee. Some police force we got they cant even find a stray cat. But if that cat doubleparked, wham, theyd find it. [ telephone rings ] ill get it. Hello. Oh, hello, larry. Have you talked with miss devlin this morning . Miss devlin . Uh, no, why . I tried to reach her, but they said she didnt get back to her hotel. I hope theres nothing wrong. Oh, im sure theres nothing wrong, larry. She did Say Something to me about visiting her aunt or something. Well see her at the meeting, then. Oh, surelarry. Dont worry. Ill see you soon. Bye. Weve got to find her in time for that meeting. Weve got to find mother so that she can change that cat back into miss devlin. Sam, what if miss devlin got ahold of some bad garbage and is lying sick in an alley somewhere . [ doorbell rings ] hmm. Ill get it. [ gasps ] good morning, mrs. Stephens. Oh, no. Not you again. Charlie leach, private eye, in person. Darrin who is it, honey . Your friendly neighborhood blackmailer. What do we have to do to get rid of you, send you to the moon in a rocket . I can do it without the rocket. You donfrighten Charlie Leach with your witchcraft. I know the magic word cat. I do believe that i have a wonderful proposition that would be mutually beneficial. Okay, make it fast. In a word, i have the little lady with four legs and a tail, and in a safe place. Being the generous soul that i am, im willing to share my good fortune with you. Shes all yours. Whats the catch . Oh, theres no catch. You hand me a Million Dollars cash, e you out of your skull . Where would i get a Million Dollars . In her nose. All she has to do is wiggle it, right . Im afraid hes got us, honey. Make with the nose. Okay. But my powers are limited, you know. I cant produce that much money all at once. Well, you better figure out something fast. Otherwise, youll never see that lady with the furry face no more. Ive got it. Yeah, a money tree. A money tree . A money tree a money tree . [ ding ] wow, 100. Oh, i do believe i have died and gone to the great savings and loan in the sky. Hey, wait a minute. There are only 10 bills 1,000 dollars. Our deal was for a Million Dollars. Now, what about it . What about it . It blooms a new batch every 24 hours. Yeah. Now may we please have our cat . Yeah, in 24 hours. If this thing works. Well, i cant wait that long. That cat has to be at a meeting at 11 00. Thats fair enough, mr. Leach. One thing, though. Promptly at 9 30 . Its very important. 9 30 and this thing better work. Oh, dont worry, it will. Bye. Bye. Charmaine, honey, sweetheart, your lover boy is home. What is it with you and anyone sleeping past the crack of dawn . Aw, honey, this is worth waking up for. In the morning he loves it. Ill take you dancing every night. As a matter of fact, ill buy you your own dance hall. Now, just feast your eyes on that. You roll me out of a sound sleep to look at a bush . This is a money tree. It grows 100 bills. 100 bills. Yeah. And it grows a new batch every 24 hours. I guess it sounds sort of crazy, huh . It should. The words came from a crazy place. See. Excuse me. I got to go and feed the cat. What cat . A very special cat this cat goes to meetings. What did i do to deserve this . Here, kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty. Here, kitty, kitty. Here, miss. [ cat meows ] ah. I hope you liked mackerel when you were a lady. Honey, if your witchcraft ever worked, we witches are very reliable. He should be feeding her. Right this minute. [ tinkles ] [ ding ] [ squeaking ] [ meowing ] [ giggling ] honey, dont you think thats enough . Hes just supposed to feed the cat breakfast, not be it. Herbs and spices, suet and fat, change the rodent back into that rat. [ tinkles ] [ ding ] oh, thank goodness. Lephone rings ] hello, mr. Leach. Yes, and my wife will do it again if you dont bring that cat back. Yes, ill wait for you. Goodbye. Hes bringing the cat right over. Thank you. Well, now, you take her to the office, and ill call you there. Im gonna see if i can find mother. You be careful. Dont worry. Remember, i was flying before i could walk. [ ding ] oh, good morning, larry. Darrin, i dont like it. Wed better call the police. Miss devlin just disappeared from the face of the earth. Im sure shell show up, larry. What are you doing with that stupid cat . Please dont talk that way in front of the cat. Have you flipped . [ intercom buzzes ] yes. Woman mr. Stephens, would you tell mr. Tate the gentlemen have arrived for the meeting . Thank you. [ meows ] change, already, change hello, darrin . I found her in tibet. She came to have tea with the lord high lama. Oh, just in time, too. What . Okay, put her on. Nimbus nambus krishna fren, make the cat that woman again. [ ding ] that did it, honey. Come on home. Where am i . Oh, we better get to the meeting. Meeting . Oh, for some reason, i feel so strange. Its commonly called a hangover. We had a pretty big night last night. We did . Yes, we did. Boy, never again. Larry yes . Miss devlin, i didnt see you come in. The phone from tibet . Wrong number. Oh. Leaves, leaves, nothing but leaves ive been duped oh, they promised me that this would grow money this morning. You didnt really mean that jazz about the 100 bills . I sure did, and ill prove it to you. I picked a whole batch of them yesterday and put them in my wallet. Now, here, you go out and buy Something Real nice for yourself. Gee, i dont know how to thank you. Oh. My luck i havent either. Ca [ gasps ] [ ding ] [ ding ] [ ding ] samantha oh, hi, sweetheart. I, uh, i didnt expect you home so early. Thats pretty obvious. Sam, is this the kind of thing that goes on behind my back all the time . No. Now, darrin, ii broke that vase, aand its a present from your uncle albert, so naturally, i thought you thought youd just ringadingding your nose and put everything back together again. Sam, youre getting to be more witch than wife. No, i didnt. You didnt tell me until our wedding night, if you remember. Darrin. What . I wonder about that sometimes. If i had told you i was a witch. Would you have still married me . Well, yeah. Yeah, of course. Oh, thank you. Thats very broadminded of you. Oh, come on, sam. I said i would, didnt i . Not very convincingly. Well, how can anyone be sure of a thing like that . I am reasonably certain. Tive. Yes, i would. Okay . Okay. Well, im, uh, going to go upstairs and say hello to the baby. You do that. Endora well. That was sweet and tender. Oh, hi, mother. There is a way to find out d like to know whether he would have proposed to you if you told him you were a witch. Well, i can put you back in the past so you can find out. Oh, no, no, mother. Darrins angry enough. I wouldnt want to upset him anymore. He wont be. Hell go back in time, and when he returns, hell never remember a thing. Now, mother, this is between darrin and me. So will you please change the subject . Why, of course, dear. [ ding ] you know the weather is very lovely on the riviera this season. You owe yourself a trip, samantha. Mother. You dont believe darrin would have proposed to me, right . And theres such an Interesting Group of people there. Theres a young, divine italian director. And theres that crazy french novelist mother. No, i dont think whatchamacallit would have married you. Well, youre wrong. There always will be a doubt, wont there . [ sighs ] oh, let me send you back, samantha. Now, sometime in the past, youre going to tell him youre a witch. When do you think that would have been . Well, there was the time i went to cook dinner in his apartment. I almost told him then, before he proposed. That sounds very, very good. Now, mother, no nonsense. No, no, no. When you go back to the past, itll be exactly as it would have been. Now, then, come here. Ah. Thunder, lightning, [ thunder crashes ] rain, hail. Rummer, dummer, lummer, bane. Backward, turn backward, oh, time, in thy flight. Let her find out what would happen that night. [ whistling ] mr. Stephens . Oh, yes, i am. How about that . Im your friendly cosmetic lady, and were introducing a new kind of kissproof lipstick. Id like to leave you a sample. Oh, well. Its a marvelous product. Ill take all you have. You look beautiful. Youre just saying that because youre handsome. Well, here we are. Yes, i guess i am. Here you go. Thank you. [ soft piano music playing ] to you. Ooh oh, ah, oh, im sorry. Ii meant for this evening to be special, darrin. This is sort of a special evening for me, too. Yyou see, theres something i have to tell you. Bet i can guess what it is. You couldnt possibly. You forgot to bring the things for the dinner youre going to cook me, right . No. No, youll have your dinner. I can. Whip up a dinner out of nothing. Well thats just what weve got in my refrigerator nothing. No, iits something about me i really think you should know. I know all i need to know about you. Ii dont think so. Iits about my family. Were, um, different. Samantha, im not interested in your family. Im interested in you. I wouldnt care if they were shoplifters, moonshiners, or cattlerustlers. [ laughs nervously ] if it were only that simple. Um, darrin, i think youd better sit down. You love me, dont you . Ive been doing my best to give you that impression. Well, here goes. Darrin, im a witch. Well, nobodys perfect. No, iim serious. I. Am. A witch. Well, um, what makes you say that . No, i mean i am. Im a househaunting, caldronstirring, broomriding witch. Sam, ill tell you what were going to do. Im going to take you out to a nice, quiet restaurant. Were going to have dinner, and after the dinner, im going to take you to a very funny movie. Darrin, i told you we could have dinner here. And i think it might be a better idea if we had dinner at a restaurant. Well, if you dont believe me, i. Guess ill just have to prove it. [ tinkles ] oh. Careful, hot plate. Ah that is hot um, well, iif if you dont like roast beef, uh, maybe youd like a turkey dinner. [ tinkles ] [ ding ] youre a witch yes, darrin. I mean, yyou really are a witch. Wwere you born that way . Mmhmm. Um, mothers a witch, fathers a warlock. I see. Now that you know, does it make any difference . Uh, no no, no, no, no, no, no, of course not. Why should it . Whats the difference . Well, who cares about a little thing like that . Oh, darrin. Darrin, here are my layouts for the saladoil campaign. Just pour them on the desk, larry. Please, darrin, no jokes about the accounts. Sorry, larry. Hey, wasnt your girlfriend gonna cook dinner last night . Howd it go . Please, no jokes about my love life. Sorry, darrin. But shes beautiful. What do you care if she can cook or not . Oh, she can cook. She can do anything. Then whats the problem . Larry, i had the shock of my life last night. Yeah . Yeah . Samantha is. No, youd never believe me. Of course ill believe you. Go on. Youd never believe me, larry. Ill believe you. Tell me. Youd never believe me try me shes a witch [ laughs ] darrin, take it from an old married man. All women are witches. If you really love her and she loves you, whats the difference . But shes a witch witch. Witch oh, come off it, darrin. Shes a witch if you keep on with this fruitcake routine, youll have a permanent vacation if she were here, shed tell you shes a witch samantha is that what you really want . It certainly is what is the matter with you . [ ding ] uh. Samantha, um, id like you to meet my boss, larry tate. Charmed. [ ding ] [ ding ] i uh, ii mean, im, uh, im, uh, enchanted. [ ding ] [ ding ] how about bewitched, mr. Tate . I, uh. Well, i didnt mean to, uh. No offense. None taken. Samantha, thank you for popping in. Oh, dont mention it. And now ill just, um, disappear, the way you did last night. [ ding ] between mcmann tate and another agency, could she, uh. Make him choose us . [ ding ] certainly. The girl is just what we need. The trouble is, i love her. The possibilities the possibilities despite the possibilities, got to have that girl. I want that girl on our team. Id love to team up with that girl. Ill work out the details and talk to you later. You wont regret it. I know. Shes a wonderful girl. Oh, fine, fine, fine, fine. [ sighs ] youre a redblooded american boy, and youre in love with a witch. Hello, samantha. Its darrin. Dont hang up honey, ive been miserable without you. Ii miss you. I want to see you. I want to talk to you. [ receiver clicks ] oh, honey, i love you. And i love you. Im sorry i reacted the way i did. Oh, no, now, sweetheart, it was my fault. I just didnt find the right way of telling you about me. Maybe i shouldnt have. No, no. You were right. Ii had to find out sooner or later. E have fallen in love with human beings before, and i just didnt have a precedent to go on. Come with me. Samantha. Yes, darrin . Youre the most important thing that ever happened to me. Im glad. I look into the future, i cant even imagine it without you. But iim sure ill be making a lot more soon, and, um. Darrin. Is this a proposal . Its supposed to be, but, uh, will you help me . Ive never done this before. Well, i have an idea. What . Why dont you just say, will you marry me . Thats it. Samantha. [ knock on door ] theres someone at the door. Go ahead. Okay. [ knock on door ] good evening, darrin. Oh, uh, larry. Ha, ha, ha. Hello, samantha. Im glad youre here. Uh, larry, not right now. Bear with me, darrin. Ive got Something Wonderful worked out for you two. I think this is gonna be a marvelous marriage. We . Ive been giving this a lot of thought. We cant miss. Samantha, the way you can influence a client will make us the Biggest Agency in the world. Now, just a minute. Ah, i know what youre thinking, and dont worry. Im going to make darrin a Vice President with a big increase in salary. I see. Thats why you told me you were gonna be making more money. No, samantha. Ii dont know anything about this. Well, of course you do. We discussed it in your office. When . well, i hope you two will be very happy together. Oh, boy. Oh, boy did you have a nice trip, darling . He would have used me you would have had me putting spells on clients. Y tate were ready to cash in on my witchcraft. Does larry know . He wont remember any more than you do. Phew good. Oh, darrin, how could you . How could i what . i trusted you. I was ready to give up everything for you. Oh, mother warned me about human men, but i thought you were different. I am i mean, i was. I mean, i would have been. You you are responsible for all this everything was fine until you came swooping in here and stirred up the caldron. Well, this is my house, youre not welcome, just a minute that is my mother, and you cannot talk to her that way. Well, it may be your mother, but its my motherinlaw, and that makes her a horse of a different color. Did i hear you correctly . Did you call my mother a horse . Shes all motherinlaw and a yard wide. A yard wide . How dare you make that two yards. Darrin, i never realized how cruel and thoughtless and rude you could be. I didnt meet her before i proposed to you. Oh, what a terrible thing to say. What a terrible thing to say well, now you know, darling. Hes showing his true colors. You witches think youre so different. Well, youre acting just like any ordinary, runofthemill, human mother and daughter. Oh, come on, samantha take the baby and come home to mother. Theres no reason to put up with this any longer. Hold it, hold it. Samantha and the baby are not leaving this house my unconscious body. Well, what could be fairer than that . Its all for the best. Well, he is my husband. Well, lets not quibble about technicalities. Technicalities . Hes the father of your grandchild. But youve already seen that he never would have married you. Youve been pulling that hankypanky behind my back now, samantha, you know that i love you. I always have loved you if you take me back, ill prove it to you. Youre not afraid . Mother. What . Send us back. Send us back. Again send them back and out of my sight. Now, wait a minute yes . I didnt have anything to do with this idea. No, i take the full credit for it. But think what this would mean, samantha. With the judicious use of your powers, you two could be the wealthiest young couple in the country. In the meantime, you wouldnt be exactly povertystricken yourself, would you . Ink i would be entitled to a modest amount of fallout, shall we say . For having had the inspiration. Well. Thats it. Ive given you the bare bones of the idea. Of course, well have to flesh it out a little. Larry, take your bones and get out of here huh . Out whats the matter with you . You sore because i want a piece of the action . There isnt going to be any action. Of all the greedy schemes i ever heard of, that is the worst im not gonna let you or anybody else take advantage of samantha not anymore you dont find yourself another boy now, you get out of here before i throw you out how about that . oh, darrin, you were wonderful. Any success i make in the business world, im gonna make on my own. And i want you to promise here and now that you wont ever use that. Power of yours to help me in any way. Ill do my best. Now, uh, where were we . Ah, yes. Sit down. We are not going to be interrupted again. Im not going to let anybody through that door. [ ding ] mother how dare you come crashing in here he was just about to propose. Forgive me, darling. I thought hed like to meet your mother first. Its the acid test, you know. [ ding ] oh, youre sam uh, darrin. Dear, um, id like you to meet my mother. Mother . Uh, how do you do . Any mother of samanthas is a mother of m endora oh so human. Why, he isnt even goodlooking. I think hes adorable. Well, that settles that. [ ding ] [ ding ] [ ding ] [ ding ] [ doorknob rattles ] [ ding ] i dont care what you do to me, you cant keep me away from samantha. [ ding ] no . Now, mother, you stop that. Im not gonna stand by and see you make a fool of yourself. Okay, mom, knock it off mom . daughter or not, you cant talk that way to the girl im going to marry. [ ding ] darrin, is that a proposal . Ive had enough interruptions will you marry me, yes or no . those are the sweetest words i ever heard. Will you answer me . oh, yes. Made it, huh . You sure did. Isnt that sickening . Not to us, it isnt. You both acted just like children. Dont you think its just a little bit childish not to admit when youre wrong . Dont be a bad sport, mom. Well, i am. [ ding ] tsk. Captions by vitac [knocking] come in. Good morning, dr. Bellows. Good morning, major. [exhales] nothing like isometric exercises for keeping up body tone. [laughing] oh, yes, of course. Major healey said you wanted to see me, sir. You were scheduled to go on the apollo Earth Orbit Mission this week. Yes, sir. Ive been working on project rainbow, and. Did you say . Did you say were scheduled . Im afraid youre not gonna be able to go. But ive been training for six months. Im aware of that. Perhaps youve been overtraining, major. Well, is there anything wrong with my reflexes oh, no. Its not your reflexes. Its your eyes. My eyes . Have you been doing an unusual amount of, uh, reading or paperwork lately . Well, uh, just the usual reports regarding the mission, but im sure any eye strain is just temporary. Im sure it is, major, but, uh. Meanwhile, youre grounded. Sir, you cant ground me, im im im sorry, major. I understand your disappointment, but as chief medical officer, its my responsibility to evaluate the fitness of all personnel. You failed the eye test. Amination in the morning, so that we can determine the best course of treatment. I see, well, thats thats very kind. Afterward, um, why dont you take a month off and, uh, go fishing somewhere, hm . Well, thank you, sir. I hope you dont mind if i appeal this to general peterson. Mm, no. And ive never felt better in my life, general. Now, dr. Bellows will tell you that with the exception of this slight eye strain in my right eye, im in perfect health. Theres anybody on the base that knows more about project rainbow than i do. And, well, after all, were not gonna be reading eye charts up there, are we . So if you would give me the green light, i can go ahead with my preflight briefing. Im sorry to go over your head on this, dr. Bellows, but general peterson understands a little bit more about these kind of things than you do. Isnt that right, sir . You do all this research on a perfect car, then smash it into a tree. Your Insurance Company raises your rates. Maybe you shouldve done more research on them. For drivers with accident forgiveness, Liberty Mutual wont raise your rates due to your first accident. And if you do have an accident, our claims centers are call for a free quote today. Liberty stands with you . Its not fair, roger. Its just not fair. They give me so much paperwork, i cant see straight. And then when i cant see straight, they they dont let me go up on the mission. Look, i know its rough, tony. D relax your eyes. Theres absolutely nothing wrong with my eyes. You know what i missed . Two lousy, little letters on the bottom of the line. The way theyre carrying on, youd think i was going blind. Will you calm down . How can i calm down when somebodys taking my place . Here. Two letters, gee, that thats too bad. Wait a minute. Wait a minute could you get dr. Bellows to give you that test again . Hes giving me a check in the morning, but whats the point . The point is, tomorrow you can pass it. How . How . Jeannie jeannie . Beverley. Huh . Oh, im sorry. No, forget it. Just forget it. Now, listen, the last time she tried to help me, i almost got courtmartialed. Yeah no, no, forget it. The Space Program and jeannie just dont mix. Yeah, but if a genie whats a genie for if she cant help when youre in trouble . Yeah, well, thats what i used to think, roger. But it doesnt work out that way. Every time she tries to help me, im in real trouble. I mean real trouble. Now, dont mention this to her, and i mean it. All right. Well, i still think youre not seeing this too clearly. Not seeing not seeing this too clearly. [chuckling] thats a joke. Well, ill ill see you later. Tony hello, jeannie. Oh, hello, master. Youre home early. Yes, yes. Is something wrong . No, no, no, everythings fine. Just, just fine. Matter of fact, i have a surprise for you. Im gonna take you out to dinner tonight, and then i thought wed go to that that movie you wanted to go to. The thing about cleopatra. Oh, master what about your mission . Oh, they, uh they cancelled that. Oh, why did they cancel it . Mm, technical difficulties, you know. Is that all . Oh, but master, i know how much this mission means to you. Youve been working on it for months. We will go to the movies some other time. No, no, really, really. I dont need any help, jeannie. Uh, were gonna go to the movies tonight and then you can you can think about what were gonna do for the next four weeks. The next four weeks . Mmhm. Yeah, yeah, theyve given me a vacation. Isnt that wonderful . Major healey. Jeannie, jeannie, jeannie, i wish you wouldnt do that. Oh, i am sorry, major healey. But i came here because i am worried. Youre worried . You wanna feel a tomtom . Something has upset major nelson. Who told you that . Oh, no one told me, but i was not born yesterday, major healey. Ill say. He is not going on his mission, and he will not talk about it. Well, if hes not gonna talk about it, im not. I didnt say that now, look, you be a nice, little genie and just run on home, and we can talk about this some other time, right . But now, any time you want major healey, why are they giving major nelson fourweeks vacation . Well, why not . Please, tell me. Im sorry, my lips are sealed. Major healey. Forget it i promised tony i wouldnt tell you he has bad eyes [groaning] oh, boy, you certainly know how to scare a guy. Major nelson has beautiful eyes. Yeah, well to you, maybe, but he failed his eye test and hes being grounded. No wonder he was so unhappy. Well, why did he not tell me . Maybe its because you didnt set him on fire. He did not wish to worry me. I dont think thats the reason. Jeannie, if i were you, id just stay out of this. Oh, well, of course i will not stay out of it, but he is my master. I love helping him. Will you do me a favor . What . Dont tell him i told you. Im getting too old to make new friends. Certainly, well, i will say nothing. Well, uh thank you, major healey. Drop in any time. Byebye. Bring your own matches. [clears throat] oh, hi, jeannie. How are . Where have you been . Oh, i just went out to get a breath of fresh air. Oh . I worry about you when youre when youre not around. Oh, do you, master . Hm. Nothing, as long as her master is happy. Are you happy, master . Oh, yes, yes, im very happy. Oh, i feel just wonderful. I ill tell you what. Why dont you go and get ready, and well get the early show tonight . Im due at dr. Bellows office for a little examination tomorrow morning, huh . Oh, do not worry. Im sure everything will be just fine. [chuckling] oh, sure, sure. Have a wonderful day, master. Thank you, jeannie. I wont be gone long. Um, what would you like to do today . Go to another movie . Oh, well, no, master. Too many movies are bad for my eyes. Oh, well, um, what do you say i pick you up, well go down to the beach. Nderful, but, uh, what about your work . Oh, theyll find somebody else to do that. He has beautiful eyes. He can see better than anybody else in the world. Pldpbtldpbl. Aw, good morning, major nelson. Oh, good morning, dr. Bellows. Roll up your sleeve, please. Oh, all right, sir. How are we feeling this morning . Well, were feeling just fine. Uh, did you know my vision cleared up . Has it . Yeah. Why, thats remarkable. Yeah, the eye strain just went away like that. Did it . Mm. D nights sleep last night. Its amazing what a good nights sleep will do for you. You know, ii was really worried for a while i wasnt gonna be able to make project rainbow. And, uh, now, youre not worrying . [chuckling] no. No, sir. Im not worried at all. I think youll find i have 2020 vision. Hm, good. Blood pressure normal. I think youll find everything normal, sir. Nothing to worry about. Mm. All right, major. Shall we, uh, read the eye chart again . Bellows sit down, major. Tony yes. Would you like me to start at the top or the bottom . Why dont you start at the bottom. Well try a different chart. Oh, uh, excuse me a minute, major. Uh, ill be right back. Major nelsons file and bring it in here, please . Of course, dr. Bellows. Where is it . [stammering] qpo no. Opq op. What is it . Op. Op [magic boings] fine, ill get it right away. Thank you. Would you say no to a lot more money . 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Oh, come in. Bellows thank you, miss gordon. Will there be anything else, doctor . No, that will be fine. Doctor, if youd like me to wait, id of course i dont want you to wait. Youre gonna read that eye chart again. Yeah . Nice seeing you again, major. Oh, well, its certainly been nice seeing you. Now, major, shall we go on . Sir, should she, uh . Well, you saw her. She was wearing, you know, her underthings. Well, i should hope so. Hope so . Major nelson, can we get on with the examination . Yes, oh, yes, yes. Would you read the bottom line of the chart, please . Uh, pri vate. Major, im afraid your eyes are worse. You didnt get a single letter right. I can see it right there. But it doesnt say priv that spells private. Yes, sir. Its on a door to a room, and theres a theres a conference going on in the room. I can see through the wall. Did you say you could see through the wall . Yeah did i say i could see through the wall . Bellows i heard you. You said you could see through the walls into the room and that there was a conference going on. Is that what you said, major . In your underwear. My underwear . Yes. You can see through my uniform . Yes, sir. What color shorts am i wearing . Blue. With your monogram. Remarkable. You have xray eyes. Well, whos in that conference . General peterson, uh, mr. Harris, mr. Rogers and colonel sackheim. Jea jeannie jeannie. How is it going, master . Oh, ill tell you how its going. You should ask. Its gone. Im im finished. Washed up. Oh, but i was only trying to help you, master. Yeah, i dont say it. Just please dont say it. Who told you about my eyes anyway . Ill kill him. I swear, ill ill kill him. Well, i thought that if you had xray eyes, they would let you go on your mission. Mission . They wont let me outside of this room. The problem could be general peterson, mr. Harris, mr. Rogers and colonel sackheim. Dr. Bellows. He was right. Do you realize were in the middle of a private conference . Uh, yes, sir. Thats why i came in. Uh, major nelson saw it from the examination room. Dr. Bellows, i said were in the middle of a private conference. Uh, uh, general, may i see you for a moment, please . Oh, uh, excuse us, gentlemen. Major nelson. Has xray eyes. He has xray eyes. Yes, sir. Uh, he saw you through the walls. Gentlemen, if youll excuse me for a moment, theres, uh, something i have to take care of. All right, doctor. Jeannie, if youd stayed out of this, i would have had a chance. Now, will you please stop helping me. I will do anything you ask. All right, then change my eyes back the way they were. Ii am not sure i can do that. What do you mean youre not sure . Well, i have never done this before. Uh, must they be exactly the way they were . Exactly . My my mission was scrubbed that chart. Just two yes, they must be exactly. Ii will try, master. [magic boings] jeannie how is that . Huh . What do you mean . Oh, uh, dr. Bellows . Dr. Bellows, ii general peterson, sir. Thats the man with the xray eyes . Just wait, general. Its remarkable. Uh, major. Read the chart. The chart. [smashing, water spilling] are you through, doctor . General, i tell you, this man can see through the walls. Why, he can even see me in my underwear. My father begged me to go into banking, and i wouldnt listen to him. Major. Yes . Tell him, uh what am i wearing . Youre wearing, oh uh, youre wearing your blue uniform, sir. Blue uniform. What about my blue shorts . Yes, what about your blue shorts . Doctor, im going back to my conference now. I dont wanna be disturbed again. Any questions . No, general. Oh, i got em, sir. Moor uh rn why me . Oita. Ive got it right here, sir. Doctor . Uh, doctor, dont leave me. Doctor, please. Oh, uh, im terribly sorry. This section over here, senator, is our medical department. This is where our astronauts, uh, take their preflight examinations. Uh, these are some of the offices of the men around here, and as you can see, uh, right over the corridor excuse me. Uh who is that . That was one of our astronauts, sir. And, um one of our astronauts . Excuse me, sir. Oh, coffee machine. [slowly] anthony nelson. Tony, what happened to you . Ill tell you what happened to me. I got a big mouth for a friend, thats what ii got a big mouth for a friend. I asked you not to tell jeannie. Well, what did she do to you . How are you feeling, master . Ill tell you how im feeling, im the only astronaut in the program that needs a seeing eye dog. Oh, would you like to have a seeing eye no no, i i want my 2020 vision back. Cant you fix him up . Well, i must say it is rather nice to have him like this. This way, he cannot look at other girls. Yeah. Jeannie, please yes, master, 2020 vision. What is she do . What is she doing . I am working on your 2020 vision, master. It is not easy. Perhaps if you went to an eye doctor . Oh, please twentytwenty vision. [magic boings] are you feeling better, master . [thud] oh, master, master. Master. I am so excited that i am going to play golf with you. Yeah, uh, no, im playing the golf. Youre gonna caddy, remember . Oh, i do not care. As long as i am with you. Ive been good all week. Your eyes are fine now. Thank you very much. Oh, i am just sorry that i was not able to fix them in time for you to go up on your mission. Oh, thats all right, jeannie. Therell be other missions. I had no idea that perfect eyes were so important to an astronaut. Oh, yes, perfect vision, perfect reflexes, perfect hearing, perfect perfect hearing . Mmhm. [magic boings] now you have perfect hearing, master. Master, i just gave you perfect hearing. Master . Oh, no. Oh. Jeannie, youre kidding. Oh, i did it again. Youve gotta be kidding. Oh jeannie. [doorbell rings] master [buzzing] [doorbell rings] oh, mmaster, someone is at the front door. [continues buzzing] [doorbell rings] roger tony anybody home . [sighs] [doorbell rings] good morning, major healey. Oh, hi, jeannie. Uh, wheres tony . Oh, major nelson is getting dressed. Oh. Would you like breakfast . No, im too excited to eat. Phew. Oh has something happened . Oh, iill say. I just got a call from a friend who handles the Miss Universe beauty contest. Oh how about that . Ooh. Uh, you want major nelson to go out with a beautiful girl tonight . Yeah, i gotta let him let him know by 6 00. Oh, but major nelson is taking me out to dinner. Well, no offense, jeannie, but, uh, major nelson can go out with you any night. These girls are pretty special. Phew. Am i not special . Lets let major nelson decide who hes gonna take to dinner. Oh, i i do not think so. Jeannie, is that somebody at the door . No . Hey, tony, have i got news [barks] [whining] [narrator] what if you d my chest hurts, i cant breathe. 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Liberty stands with you . Come on, major healey, you are going for a little walk. [barking] jeannie, is that a dog . Go away, major healey. Are you going to take me out to dinner tonight, master . Sure, of course. We have a date, remember . Hah. Well, i was not sure whether you remembered. Yeah, i could of sworn i heard a dog barking in here. Shall i wear this tonight, master . [giggling] hey, thats lovely. Oh, i am glad that it pleases you, master. Yeah. Wheres roger . Roger . You know, major healey. Major healey . Yeah, whats goin on around here anyhow . Whats going on around here . Yeah. Everything i say . I i heard rogers voice, and then i i i heard a dog bark. Have you done something with roger . Where should we go for dinner tonight . Where . Wheres major healey . We can go dancing. Now answer my question, jeannie. Whe . Wheres major healey . Now, come on. Well, i do not know where major healey is, master. Yeah, but he was here, though, wasnt he . Yes, master. Who barked . Why did you do a thing like that . I thought you like major healey. Oh, yes, master, i am very fond of him. Whwhat made you do that . Well, iii will tell you after 6 00. Oh, no, jeannie, youre gonna tell me right now. I want you to change him back into into roger. Ch come on. Oh, but i told you, master, i do not know where he is. But, jeannie, whats the matter . Well, he he ran out the front door. Well, he hadnt had a chance to go very far. Honestly, i sometimes i cant understand you. Hey, roge. Roge. Come here, boy. Come here. Good morning, major nelson. Oh, good morning. Whats the matter . Did you lose somebody . Oh, yes. I lost my dog. Roger . Yes, have you seen him . Well, i dont know. What kind of a dog is he . Oh, hes a uh major, you dont know what kind of dog youve got . Uh, hes new. Oh, well, did he have a license . I doubt it, why . Because if you didnt, uck from the dog pound was just here. The dog pound . Oh, yes, theyre very strict about dogs roaming around cocoa beach. Well, whatll they do to him . Dont ask. Jeannie, where are you . Jeannie . Hey, will you stop that. Im gonna get you straightened out just as soon as i can find jeannie. Now, look, pull yourself together, will ya . On general petersons desk by 6 00. I cant do it myself. I dont have the sufficient data. [growls] well, now, dont get mad at me. I am the one who asked you to work last night, but, no, no, you were too busy. You were and now look at the shape just look at the shape youre in. Boy, if its not one thing with you, its another. If its not good good morning. Good morning, sir. How . Uh, good morning. That great dane is gonna help you with your input computer report, major . Oh, no, of course not, sir. Ver, i named him after major healey. Interesting. [giggling] uh, where is major healey . Oh, i have a feeling hes not too far away, sir. Hes not in his office. Tell him that general peterson is very anxious that that report be on his desk by 6 00. Ive told him. Ii mean, ill tell him. Ill see you at the base. [dog barks] hm. Oh, and by the way. Dont bring rover. [giggling] oh, go ahead. Go ahead. Enjoy yourself. Enjoy ii want you to turn this dog right back into roger right now. Come on. [laughing] oh. I am afraid i cannot do that, master. Wh . Why not . Because this is not major healey. [laughing] you have the wrong dog. Are you sure . Come on, lets go. Oh, where are we going, master . Were going back to the dog pound before its too late. Come on. Oh, you go, master. I have some ironing to do. Come on. Oh jeannie come back here, jeannie. Come on, rogers a friend of yours, and hes in trouble. And if we dont get that that report on general petersons desk by 6 00, were all gonna be in trouble. Come on, jeannie. Something the matter . Yeah, uh, this isnt my dog. It isnt . No, no, it just looks like my dog. Joe. [dog barking] hey, theres my dog. Theres roger. You couldnt tell that from that . Uh, im nearsighted. Hi. Come here, boy. Hey, what do you think youre doin . Oh, uh, this is my dog. No, it aint. I just bought it for my kid. Well, im im afraid youre gonna have to unbuy him, because its its my dog. Does this dog belong to me or dont he . He does now. Why dont you pick another one. They all look alike to you, anyway. I dont want another one. I want this one. I want roger. [whimpering]. Lets go, kid. Just wait a minute, please. You heard what the man said. Its my dog. Yeah, look, ththe dogs been in my family for over 10 years, uh he looks like a puppy. Oh, no, no, hes old old and and and sick. Oh, boy, is he sick. [growls fiercely] i want him. What my son wants, he gets. Ill tell you what. Ill pay you. Ill give you 10 for him. Lets go, kid. Twenty dollars . Youre getting warmer. There you are. Four hundred and fifty dollars. You sure must be crazy about that dog. Yeah, believe me, you have no idea. Come on, boy. There we are. Oh, come on, roge, knock it off, will ya . Everybodys watchin. I want him, papa. Well, uh, if if youll excuse me. Uh, thank you thanks again. Roger and i have a lot to do. The first thing he should do is get his eyes examined. [whistling] im sorry about this, roger, but i think its just as well that nobody knows you are here except me, huh . Listen, uh, ill have jeannie turn you back, uh, to your normal self just as soon as we get through with this report. Now, heres the problem. Im having a little , its the, uh, convertible fuel ratios that are giving me the trouble. Now, if theyre right, i want you to bark once. Here, okay . Now, take a look at this. Would you con . Concentrate . Uh, now, how about that . [barks] i was afraid of that. All right, now, how . How about this one . [barks] look, look, look. Hey, look. Oh, good, good. That narrows it down. Now, the only thing we really have to worry about is dr. Bellows. Our great dane . Mmy . My great dane . Yes, uh, youre computing with him now . Computing . Oh, uh, oh, no, sir. No, no, i was just thinking out loud. Uh, he just wandered in. Hes a cute little fella. [growls fiercely] then thats not your dog . No, no. Youre quite sure of that . Yes, of course. Good, then ill take him. Oh, what for, sir . Well, uh, general peterson and i are discussing sending a dog up into space, i i think we just found that dog. Jeannie . Ooh . Jeannie . . Oohoohooh . Jeannie . . Oohoohoohooh . Hi. Wha . Oh, hello, master. Theyre sending roger into orbit. Oh, is that not what an astronaut is supposed to do . Not with his tail wagging. Why did you do this to him . Iii cannot tell you. Did he do anything to hurt your feelings . No, master. Well, im sure roger would never do anything to hurt me. Oh, of course not, master. Then what is it . well, ii will tell you after 6 00. Six oclock is gonna be too late. Yes. I am sorry, major healey. Fine friend of a friend you turned out to be. I had to do it. Why . All i was trying to do was get him a date. I mean, whats so terrible about that . Well, ii was afraid that he might think his date was prettier than i am. Genies in my life, but youre ridiculous. Well, yyou dont know how much i love major nelson. All right. Well forget about it. Do you mean that . Sure, i mean that. I mean, who needs Miss Universe, anyway . What is she . Just another girl, right . Right. Shes probably very very beautiful and very talented, or she wouldnt win the contest or wouldnt be in the contest, anyway, right . Right. And she probably has a. Marvelous figure, right . With the most beautiful, talented girl in the whole world . You just said you do not care, that you would not ever well, forget it. Oh, please, major healey. I will do anything you want. I forget it [whimpers] [whimpers] [sighs] master. Huh . I cannot do it. Jeannie, you cant go around turning astronauts into french poodles. Oh, yes, i can. [chuckling] oh, yeah, i know you can, but i dont want you to. You wanna please me, dont you . Oh, yes, master. I would do anything in the world for you. Then change roger back except that. Look, you cant let them send him up into orbit. Please, not as a dog, not as a french poodle. Oh, dear. Oh, come on. Now, what do you say, huh . Come on. May i have another minute to think about it . Well, im truly sorry about this, major healey. Well, then do me a favor, will you . Will you stop blinking your eyes and let me walk out of here on all twos . I want to. But first you must promise not to make any more dates for major nelson. Well, jeannie, i wasnt planning on getting him married. I mean, what are you getting so excited about, anyway . All we are gonna do is go out and have a have a simple little dinner. Anything wrong with that . Well, no. Then i thought wed go somewhere and, uh, well, maybe. Maybe go dancing. And is there anything wrong with that . No. Well, then i thought maybe we could, uh. Well, wed drive down to the beach, and, uh. Park underneath the moon, and wed. Turn on the radio for a little soft music. And then . [sighs] [gasps] hello, roger. [whines] or whatever your name is. You have a secret, and were going to find out what it is. Yes, were gonna find out what it is. Uh, come in. Good, hes still here. You wanted to see me, major nelson . I wanted to see the two of you, sir. The two of us . Yes, sir. You cant send this dog into orbit, sir. Because. This is roger. [whimpers] i know. Roger rover. No, sir. Roger roger. I mean, roger healey. Uhuh. Major, youre trying to do it to me again. Oh, no. No, im not trying to do anything to you, sir. Yyou remember when you heard me trying to tell him about the solid fuel ratios . Mmhm. Well, the only other person in the world who knows that mathematical formula is. Is major healey. Yes . But how can that . Well, im gonna have to tell you the whole story. Its the whole story . Yes, it started about a year ago dont say another word. Ill be right back. [whimpers] im dr. Alfred bellows. Yes, sir. And youre major nelson . Yes, sir. And thats major healey . Yes, sir. Ill be right back. Dont go away, major healey. Master. [growls fiercely] you will be thrown out of the Space Program. Well, i i had no choice. I told you i wasnt gonna let them put do not talk like that, master. Now, listen i general peterson, major roger healey is a poodle dog. And then ill say sir, this time ive got the evidence. The dog is in my office. Major nelson admits its major healey, and major healey is missing. No one has seen him all day. And then hell look at me, and hell say a poodle dog . How do you explain that, doctor . Who can explain anything in the world of major nelson . Im warning you, doctor, if this is another one of your fantasies. Fantasies dont bark, general. Or do they . Absolutely me wits end. What are we gonna do . Well, i think youve done quite enough already. [barks] uh, oh. Nna ve to tell him the uth. Oh, boy. Major nelson. Oh, yes, sir . I came to take major poodle uh, major healey. To see general peterson. Wheres the dog . The dog . Oh, theres the dog, sir. Uh, he he knows who i am. Weve been friends a long time. But youre a poodle. Well, ive been called a sly dog before, but i mean a poodle poodle. Wheres that dog . Hm . Wheres the dog . Oh, the dog . Well, the dog is, uh. Oh, yes, the dog. Well, its, uh. Oh, its right there. Oh, the dog. Hes white. Before he was a gray poodle. Before that it was a great dane. I saw them. The great dane, the gray poodle and now the white poodle. And theyre all major healey . Well, uh, no, not ex dont say another word. I am going home to lie down. [sighs] i dont believe it. You dont believe it . I dont believe it. Oh. You get into trouble. You couldnt let me get into trouble . then why did you do this, anyway . Yeah. Yeah, and you, uh, listen. Tell me why she did this. Do you know how much i have invested in you . Four hundred and fifty bucks. Now, come on, clue me in. Well, you see, there was this, uh, telephone call, see . And then, we, uh, had, uh around the, uh. Jeannie. You ready . Jeannie. Coming, master. Whoa. [chuckles] yes, thats lovely. Absolutely lovely. Ii am looking forward to our date. Me too. Let us go. Mmhm. [ringing] uh, just a minute. Hello. Oh, its major nelson here. No, n major healeys not here. Who . Miss universe . Oh. He did . She didnt . Uh, yes, yes, i would be i would be honored to take you out to dinner, uh, both major healey and myself. But yeah, ill pick you up in about a half an hour. Well, uh if its more convenient to meet here, its fine. Ill call major healey. Yye yes, iim terribly sorry about the mixup. [chuckling] yeah. Goodbye. Jeannie. You, uh, are not going to take me out to dinner tonight . Im not gonna take you anywhere. Yeah, well, i know exactly what you wanted, and now i know why you did that to roger. I wont be pushed around that easily. Im still the master around here. Yes, master. Uh, oh, roger, how long would it take you to get in a dinner jacket and get over here . There you are. [sighs] thank you. You sure this is all right with, uh, youknowwho, ahem . Absolutely. Its my house. Im the master of it. Youre the master. Isnt that right, jeannie . Yes, master. Good. Thats right. Well, neither have i. Hey, does this dress look okay . Fine. [sighs] [rings doorbell] theyre here. Yeah. Uh, good night, jeannie. Dont wait up for me. No, master. Have a good time. Oh, i will. Im sorry to have to do this to you, but i feel you really needed a lesson. Yes, master. Youre really rough on her. Sometimes you have to be. Oh. [dogs yipping] [ . . . ] good morning. Hello dear. Whats that . What does it look like . Looks like youre about to take a mud bath. Its hotscakes batter with chocolate syrup. Yuchhhh. Would you like to have some sausages with your hotscakes . Yeah, thatll be fine. Hotscakes and sausages are comin up uh. On second thought, i think ill make myself some eggs. Mrs. Douglas you dumb clod mr. Douglas what are you doing hiding back there . Im not hiding. I was going to cook some eggs. Why dont you use a bowl . Its a lot neater than breakin em in your hand. Ohh. mrs. Douglas, theres a letter came for you, from budapest