Ive got to go, mork. Keep your fingers crossed for me or whatever you orkans do for luck. The room looks beautiful mork i know, mind. And not a single medfly in the bunch. Oh, mork. Oh, titter, titter. Blush, blush, blush. Oh, mork. Hi. This is so sweet of you to do this for me. But i think youre a little premature. Oh oh, mork, down boy, down boy mememememe go ahead tell her. I cant. Tell her. Come on, tell her. Im cramping up emotionally. Tell her. You can do it. Im gonna have to wait for the dramatic conclusion. Tell her its okay. [ breathing heavily ] its all right. [ calmly ] mindy, you hold my three hearts in your two hands. Will you. Marry me . Min . Min the shiksa split. Make a small mental note its always better to propose while shes in the room. Min oh, say the magic word roast dont forget to put it in the oven. All that love for a hunk of meat. I blew my big moment. I was there i blew it. Man fore this is not the American Embassy mind if i play through . Exidor, is that you . Thats what it says on my score card. Try a 5iron . Pepe, thats why youre a caddie, and im on the tour. Always liked playing this course so well tended. Those are for mindy. I tried to propose to her. What did she say . Put the roast in the oven. So thats where it goes mork, you can join me on my crusade. And give it to the poor. Well play in the streets with real hazards like Gang Violence and mopeds. Exidor, youve got to help me. You know everything. You even know the color of Ronald Reagans real hair. So, please, how do i propose to mindy . Ditch the skirt, mork. Isnt marriage the ultimate commitment the eternal bond . And besides, a wicked tax break . Its a blessing. Its a sham. Its fulfilling. Its barbaric. Its a breath mint. Its a candy mint. Oh, stop were both right. Exidor, please pull out your putter and drive me out of the sand trap of life onto the fairway of love. Mork, theres only two ways to propose b. The oldfashioned way. Toss the tomato on the back of the saddle and ride off into the sunset. I guess the oldfashioned way is always best. Except when youre having a heart transplant. Well, then youre stuck with c. I dont mean to pry, but whats c . Hmm . C . Oh c but it worked for prince charles. I look a lot less like howdy doody than he does. Mork . Sir . This may shock. And even nauseate you. Its all right i subscribe to the national enquirer. Bunny. Or the brightest. Or the wealthiest man in the world. But ive got his phone number. Okay, lets see is she coming yet . Okay. Okay. [ clears throat ] on your mark. Get set. Propose min, i you know, sometimes i wish i was the garbage man because when they wake up in the morning, they expect the world to stink. Min [ clears throat ] mind, although weve only known each other now for 26,802 hours, i feel the basic i didnt get the newscaster job. But am i bitter . No. Mr. Sternhagen said it had nothing to do with my being a woman. Its just that he needed a shortstop for the stations softball team. Min, i [ whistles ] ive got to get my mind off of this. Lets go do something fun. Want to play tennis . Or well do anything you want. Play space invaders, go for some pizza, and get married. No, we had italian food last night. Cute, but not the greatest attention span. Eeny, meeny, miney, moe. You die. [ clears throat ] [ sighs ] you know, ive traveled all around the galaxy, and i never thought id fall for an earthling. Oh, mork. You know. I dont think i know a nicer, more kinder being than you. I love you very much. And, um. Will you marry me . Min . Minmin . Little pooter . Min. [ imitating bugle ] hello, everybody. Whats wrong with mindy . I dont know, grams. All i did was ask her to marry me, and, boom, shes got the personality of lint. Marry . Yes, sir marry my daughter . Yes. Thank you for your blessing. Blessing . E should have a talk right now. I dont think we should neglect mindy like this. Honey, come on. Hi, dad. You know, pops, wherever mindy goes, i go, because basically, were a unit right hes sweet, hes charming, hes sensitive. And i love him. Mindy, you loved oliver, too, but you got over him. Oliver was a goldfish oh, mindy, dear, we all love mork. We dont mind if he still likes to chase cars or sit on his face. But, you see, you mustnt let love spoil your judgment. Mindy, any mixed marriage is rough, but im afraid this one is impossible. Look at the facts mork can never support you. So, ill be the breadwinner. I want a career. If hes transferred to another planet . Ill commute. Mindy, think mork is an orkan, and hes aging backwards. Youll be on medicare. Hell be on pablum. Dear, you will never be able to have a normal life. And what about having a family . The chances are you cant. Oh, mindy. We dont like to see you cheated out of having something honey, its your decision. We just want you to be realistic. I always thought my life would be like a doris day movie. Not barbarella. How do i weigh what i feel against what i know is logical . Honey, i think you know exactly what has to be done. Mork could you folks talk a little louder . i cant hear a word youre saying this is gonna be a lot harder flush oliver down the toilet. John, were giving you a raise. Thats fantastic but im gonna pass. Are you ok . Honey, you got another present. No thank you, dad. Who says no to more . Time warner cable internet gives you more of what you and those little data hoggers want. Like ultrafast speeds up to 300 megs. Get 50 meg internet starting at 39. 99 a month. Call now. And with home wifi, the whole family can be online at once. G reat for kids to stream scary shows while not cleaning their room. Youll also get our exclusive 1hour arrival window, a moneyback guarantee, and theres no contract to sign. Get 50 meg internet with no data cap starting at 39. 99 a month. Plus, free installation and access to over 500,000 twc wifi . Hotspots nationwide. I dont think so. Youve been in there all night are you gonna come out . yes. Yes she said yes oh, huggabugga, huggabugga oh, yes, min, min, min. Look. . Ahhahhh ahah . Oh, mork wait, wait. Shh there. [ laughing ] aah ls. Theyre sparkling. Theyre glittering. Mmhmm. Theyre moving. Those are his little eyes. Hes blinking. Him . its alive . yep. Dont do that. Youll give him whiplash. The nice thing about it is if you drop it, hell follow you home. Its a very nice ring, but i cant accept it. You dont want the Engagement Ring . Oh, mork. Its not the ring. Tsk. See, mork. Sometimes in life, no matter how much you dream or wish for something, it just cant be. I guess what im really trying to say is, i cant marry you. Pshaw, min. Its a joke, right like the volunteer army . [ laughing ] ar ar ar ar ar okay. You you dont want to be mrs. Mork . Min, min, min. Bbbut, min. You give me one reason why we cant get married, bicker, and learn to play canasta for the rest of our lives. Oh, mork. I cant lie to you. And it really hurts me to have to say this. Its because youre an alien. And . And . and thats it. Dont you see . Were from two completely different worlds. That never affected grace kelly and prince rainier or pocahontas and john smith or Mickey Rooney and pick a number. Im not gonna give up. Mnhmnh. No way. Like glue, im stuck on you. You know theres probably a barrier that shouldnt be crossed. But you said you love me. You know you love me. You know l. O. V. I meant it, but im sorry. My mind is made up. You took more time to make up your mind about your bathroom wallpaper. I think i mean more to you than that, dont i . You do. Well, just just take some time. Just 24 hours. Please, minminmin. [ singsong voice ] please, oh, please, oh, please. All right. Ill tell you what its 11 59 now. Just cause i like what you stand for even when youre sitting, ill give you the extra minute. Tomorrow night. Okay. But i cant promise anything. Good night. Remember you changed your mind about the wallpaper. Mork mork promo take one. You will marry mork. You love mork. Mork loves you. Mork is great. Hes a today kind of guy. [ typewriter clicking ] mork, what are you doing . ive come to sweep you off your feet. Oh, my gosh. Get ready. Here we go. Big lunch, min . Mork, this is ridiculous. Its romantic. Were going to ride off into the sunset. The sun set four hours ago mork min, min. Thats all right, min, ill catch the next one well, you really topped yourself that time, mork. I guess youve never ridden a pony through a carwash before, huh . Boy, did he scamper when he hit that hot wax. Bet you havent had a date like that with an earthman. Youre right, there. Its almost midnight. I think we should sit down and talk. Grand finale. Mork, you dont need a finale. I sure do, and youll love it. Can you put that tape in the tape recorder, please . This one marked lastditch effort . Thats it youve given me flowers and perfume and horses. Whats left . Broadway hit it, min [ show music plays ] . Got my top hat . . All i need now is a girl . . Got my striped tie . . Got my hopes high . . Got the time and the place, and ive got rhythm . . All you need now is the girl to go with him . Hey hey whoa boy, they really screwed this game up come here. Oh, no. Oh, mork. Min. . You see this guy . . This guys in love with you . [ as standup comedian ] where you from . . Yes, im in love . . What do i do to make you mine . . You know it. . Tell me now . . Is it so . . . Because. . . . I want to be happy, and ill be happy . . Then i can make you happy, too . . Lifes really worth living when you are mirthgiving . . Why cant i give some to you . . You know its true, baby oh, mork. Did i close out of town . Oh, mork. Before i met you, the biggest choice i had to make in my life was whether to have my hair permed or fix the cat. This is the hardest decision ive ever had to make. Maybe the decisions been made for you, mind. I mean, think about it you found me, and we fell in love. Coincidence . I say nay maybe some Infinite Intelligence in this cosmos, as we peer out, realizes that we were meant to be married in all mankind. I wish i could believe that. I wish you could believe that, too, mind. Ill send by exidor to pick up my clothes. Ve to go. I dont want you to go. You could go, but the lease is in your name. Ar ar. Just because we cant be married doesnt mean we have to end our relationship. Why cant we just go on being the way we are . I love you. I couldnt stay here knowing that youll never be mine. But it doesnt have to be like that. No. Big kiss. You know how easily you run down, so dont skip breakfast. And dont forget to take your femiron. Mork. Yeah . Bye. [ sighs ] you dont want me to go, do you . Do you read minds, too . No, but i can read your face. Oh, mork, if i married you. Id be giving up any chance i might have to have a normal life. But what if i lost you . Will you marry me . What . 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After that comment, youd better have an interesting report. Youre gonna decorate me for this one. Arriage. What . do i detect a note of jealousy, or are you just coughing on a bone . Mork, no orkan has entered into a marriage since our dark ages. Youve broken one of our most fundamental orkan laws. Correct the matter at once. Ill correct the problem. I quit i abdicate my post for the woman i love. You cant abdicate. Ive given you an order. Carry it out or else. Top me. [ thunder crashes ] oh, nene nuhha bocado laylay thats a nice try. Dont you understand, though . On earth, when a man and a woman love each other silence the matter is closed. Until next week, mork, nanu. Yeah, all right. Uhhuh. The old silent treatment, eh . I am staying right on this spot. Until you let me marry mindy bobby vinton concert. Okay. [ humming ] here, grandma, put this on your forehead. No, dear. Im feeling better now. All i want is a glass of water and a small scotch. Its 9 00 in the morning. Im not gonna serve you scotch. Yes, yes, youre right, dear, youre right. Got any tequila . Oh, mindy, ill be all right. Its just that i was so shocked at your changing your mind and deciding to marry mork. But, dear, if that is what you want, oh, thanks, grandma. I just want a small wedding you know, just family. Uh, youre going to stay around while i break the news to dad, arent you . No. No, no. You dont need me. Your father is a kind, loving, compassionate man. And, uh, hell understand. Well, it helps. Besides, i dont want to be here ks. [ no audio ] i feel like a hamster without a wheel. I feel like a scuff mark on the loafer of life. Would you mind if i broke every dish in the house . No youre not going to break my dishes well, what about this tacky lamp, then . [ as surfer ] wake up. The 60s are over, okay . Mork, why are you carrying on like this . Well, min, its really no big deal, except orson forbids us to get married. He does, does he . Since when can orson tell us whether we can get married or not . Since 2 million years ago when they outlawed marriage on ork. I hope you told him its legal here. You bet. What happened . Well, he lit me up like times square. Whoa, baby, whats happenin . Well, mork, you just cant accept his decision. That really makes me mad. Were getting married, and we dont have to get anyones permission. Permission for what . Oh, uh, to tear the tags off the pillow. Ah. Why dont you sit down, and ill fix you a nice breakfast eggs, danish. Soninlaw. Ill have a danish. A soninlaw . D planned to break it to you, but, yeah, mmork and i have decided to get married. Over my dead body thatll trip us, pop, but it wont stop us. Fred, thats terrible. Oh, mindy, im so happy for you and mork. And you know what . I want to throw you a shower. Oh, no, no. No happy and no shower. Mindy, i cant believe, after our discussion, that you would turn around and do anything this. Stupid . Thank you, mork. You got it. Now get out of her life dad, this isnt your orchestra, you just cant wave your baton and tell us what to do pumpkin, why are you so against their getting married . Its obvious theyre in love. Cathy, sweet potato, i know what im doing. Fred, poodle, thats what you said just before you put the garage door on backwards. They cant get married because mork is fr uh, he theyre from two different worlds. Fred, theres no reason for us to get upset. I understand this is a talk between you and your daughter. Ill go run some errands. You two discuss it calmly, and ill abide by your decision. Mindy, the shower is saturday. [ door closes ] [ no audio ] oh ha ha ha oh, idiot moi. Uh, hey, hey, you obviously you and your dad, like, need some space here, okay . And, um, who am i to intrude upon your privacy . Thats what makes me different from allen funt. Ill just be up here knitting a volkswagen. Upstairs. Remember broadway . [ singing gibberish ] nnnow, look, mindy, yes, dad, lets. Now, look, i love you very much, and we sure would like to have your blessing, but we dont need anyones permission to get married. You know something, mindy . You were a stubborn little girl, and youve grown into a stubborn woman. But ill tell you something. Youve got a lot of moxie. As a matter of fact, id really be proud of you if you werent making such a tragic mistake. Okay, dad, im sorry you feel that way. This is going to hurt me more than anything ive ever had to do before, but if i have to, ill walk down that aisle alone. You will over my dead body. You have my blessing. Aw, thanks. Im so touched. Oh thank you, thank you oh, thank you, thank you oh oh, my ch . Ri papa oh ho ho ho your soninlaw, and you can just call me meathead. You can count on it. Ive got to get back and turn that garage door around or cathy will never forgive me. What have i done . Well, mork, ive taken care of my half of the galaxy. The rest is up to you. Youve got to talk to orson. No way im going to go one on one with the big o. If you deal with orson the way i just dealt with my father, nd. Id rather join the libyan air force. Look, mork. Come on. You just got to confront orson, and youve got to do it right away. Look, mork, our future is in your hands. Oh youre right, min. We have an industrialstrength love. [ imitates fanfare ] mork calling orson. Come in, your winnebagoship. Be nice. Mork calling orson. Come in, orson. Mork calling orson. Come in, orson. Come on out show your face no one here . Well, its always cheaper to call after 11 00 anyway. What do you want, mork . Im in a hurry. I was just on my way to the intergalactic wineandcheese festival. Well, sir, this will only take a second. When i asked if i could marry the marvelous, mercurial, midwestern mindy . Yes. I said no orkan shall enter into marriage, especially to a lower life form one that still chews their food. I was hoping youd forgotten, sir. I never wanted to challenge your authority, and i hate to poohpooh your will, but theres nothing you can do to stop me from marrying mindy. In that case, im going to miss our little chats. , sir. I dont know what gets into my head sometimes, you know . I dont really need to marry mindy. Besides, her cooking tastes like insulation. Im glad to hear you say that, mork. But just remember, if you defy me, a hideous fate will befall you. Ffor example . I will alter your molecular structure into a life form that will be more obedient. Oh ho, you want obedience, obedience r us. Y, jump, i say, how high . You say, run, i say, how fast . Ive heard enough, mork. Hold your tongue. Yes, sir, youve got it. [ mumbling ] this is mork signing off. Until next week, nanu, nanu. Ahh did i startle you . Well, not as much as if youd been ethel merman. Well, what happened . You told orson, right . You confronted him and told him d he backed down because youre strong and brave with the courage of your convictions, right . Well. And no force exists that can prevent us from being married, right, mork . Those were my words exactly, mind. Um, you know, i told him i, um. I really let him have it i leveled him i made him feel lower than the price of pork in tel aviv. Lets just break out the champagne right now. Lets celebrate lets shampoo with champagne you mean were really getting married . Oh, yeah. I cant believe it im so proud of you. [ groaning ] ah ha ho ho ho. Orson mork has committed a flagrant violation of orkan law. This is the big day. You want me to help you with that . Oh honey, honey, take it easy. Sweetie, come on, sit down, sit down. Now, just take it easy, honey, and relax. Here, i have something for you. I gave this to your mother on our wedding day, and i know shed want you to have it. Oh, dad. Her gold 4leaf clover. Yeah. I hope mork doesnt replant it. It always brought us a lot of luck look who we got as a daughter. Oh, dad, its beautiful. Thanks. And thanks for always being there when i needed you. And i always will be. Just like that. Just like that. Well, i guess i better get to the chapel. Just think, in a little while, youll be mrs. Mindy. Well, weve been talking about last names. Hes torn between travolta and pittsburgh. But i think i can talk him into mcconnell. Or phoenix. Work on phoenix. Ill see you there. Mork, weve got to get going. What are you doing in there . Mork im just trying to work on my hair, min well, you can do that at the church. We should have been there about five minutes ago. Okay. Youre right. We dont want to be late, do we . Therell be a hundred rabid bingo fans out there eating our smorgasbord. Could you give me a hand with the, uh [ gasps ] youll probably need some help with that, wont you . What is that . Its my morning coat. You remember the guy with the funny accent and pins in his mouth. Rking on it. Not just the hair ththe ears and the nose. Oh, that. Well, orsons just turning me into a dog. Come on. Lets go. Orsons turning you into a dog . Youll drive because i want to stick my head out the window. Orsons turning you into a dog . yep. Level time, isnt it . Min, i lied to you. He really didnt give his permission to marry you. Ive made my bed, now i have to lie in it, that is, if im still allowed on the furniture. This is no time for jokes ow ow ow ow lbj lbj theyre real you dont get this quality from a novelty shop. I cant believe it this is happening this is really happening mork, we got to do something what can we do . im doing it right now. Im using all my will to reverse the process. Its simply a case of mind over matter. [ growling ] were gonna have the wedding just as planned. [ barks ] man telegram for mindy mcconnell. [ barking ] mork no sit sit leave em in the hall its getting worse your hairs getting longer and you were barking i was . Oh, mork i think youre losing control of this youre losing the battle. It could be worse. He might have turned me into a blowfish or a stridex pad or a lounge singer. Mork, come on, youve got to fight this. Try and stand up like a human. I cant, but i can do this. How could orson do this to us . quick, mork, weve got to call him. Um, plug me into your mind with you, and ill talk him into changing you back. Off what you have to do is stick your finger in my ear, and with the other hand, scratch my head. I know that, but it sure will make me happy. Would you just call him . Mork calling orson. Come in [barks] mork calling [barks] come in [barks] where is orson . How can he keep us on hold like this . Call him again, mork. [ barking ] do something. Oh i guess im in this by myself. Come in, orson. Where are you . this is an emergency im here, earthling. Whats the problem . Dont they allow pets in your building . [ growling ] down, boy mork, sit out out ah, you kept his name. I thought scruffy would be more appropriate. How can you be so cruel . [ barks ] mork, im trying to make a point. Fetch, mork. How can you do this . If you give mork back to me, hell show you the values of being human. If i had emotions, id probably be very touched right now. Then youre not going to change him back . He broke the law. Orson, we came mork. Here, boy. [ barks ] [ panting ] all right, orson, i just want you to know one thing. You may have changed mork physically, but underneath all this fur, hes still mork. He risked everything for me so we could be married, and your little punishment isnt going to change my plans. I still love him, and im going through with this ceremony. Youre going to marry a dog . [ growling ] [ whistles ] well see, but she sure is a spunky, little alien. [ organ music plays ] if youre not busy after the reception, would you like to catch a white sale . I dont think so. I see. How about washing my hair . Wheres the groom . Who invited a dog . Youre not supposed to be here. Youre supposed to be home tapin the ram game sit in the pew. [ whimpers ] hello. Uncle ernie, youre out on parole. Good to see you. Aunt tillie, bleached your mustache. Wonderful. Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today to join this man and this woman in the holy bond of matrimony. Be there anyone here who opposes this union, let them speak now or forever remain silent. The rings, please. Psst. The rings. Oh. Talk to one another. Ill be right with you. I hope your next weddings casual. Ave a few words to say to one another. Mindy. Mork, when you entered my life, you brought me happiness, joy, and laughter. My love for you transcends time and space. Grow with me. The best is yet to be. [ clears throat ] min. Theres supposed to be more, but thats when the lady in the card shop said, buy or get out. I dont know the right words. Besides, i dont think there are enough to describe how i really feel about you. Love is a small word, but i think it covers so much. By the power vested in me by the state of colorado, i now pronounce you husband and wife. You may kiss the bride. [ recessional plays ] oh, i cant believe it. We really got married. Just think, mork, in 24 hours, well be on a plane to acapulco. Acapulco is tr . S pass . , min. Thats for bottledwater salesmen. Were going to spend 25 days and one beautiful night on ork. Ork . min, min, min. Ive never been in outer space before. Beats me, min, but well find out. Captions oh. [ darrin snoring ] darrin. Darrin. Darrin. Hmm . Youre snoring. Oh, thats okay, honey. I dont mind