I had a you know, people used to you used to go in and people say, whats your sign . Now its, whats your cholesterol count . [ laughter ] but my cholesterol i brought down from 277 to 159, which is [ applause ] so, you just change your style of living . By changing my diet, by exercise, and, uh, well, just, you know, noti you can eat proper foods. See, when i got out of the hospital, or when i was in the hospital, the food, i mean, were talkin cardboard here. Uh, it was just awful, and i said, i dont think im gonna be able to manage this. I thought, i just will never eat again. And i was living on cereal. But since then ive found a young lady, robyn has come and she has learned through me, ive been the guinea pig, to cook some wonderful, wonderful foods. Theres things out there that you can eat, cause you get tired of those pritikin diets i dont wanna knock pritikin. I mean, its good, but about two weeks. Yeah, you might as well go out and graze on the lawn for a while. 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[ music ] thanks very much, good to see ya. My name is jeff cesario, im, uh, italian. [ applause ] im proud of it, of course. Italy, the only country to switch sides in the middle of both world wars. Yeah. [ laughter ] i am still workin on this election. Im trying to figure out who im gonna vote for. I dont you know, democracy is a privilege, we should get paid to vote. Okay, this is unbelievable. [ cheering ] you know, i think i watched both debates, ive been reading. I figured out the difference between the candidates. Here it is. Michael dukakis looks at half a glass of water, he thinks its half empty. George bush looks at it, he thinks, who the hell drank half of my water . [ laughter ] [ applause ] thanks. I think like that though. I might have too much i grew up in a family with a lot of common sense. Even like horror movies, most people are scared, they walk out of a horror movie scared. Im never scared. I walk out of a horror movie thinkin, next time dont dawdle in the shower. [ laughter ] it takes real things to scare me. You ever been drivin late at night, you start to fall asleep at the wheel . That now, that to me is frightening. You try to wake up, you drink coffee, you chew gum, but nothin works. The only things thats really gonna wake you up when youre drivin tired is a near fatal accident. [ laughter ] its true. You knock your sideview mirror off on a bridge abutment goin 60, you are awake. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] its true, anything real will scare you. Even tiny things if theyre real. Spiders spiders scare me. Middle of the night, you get up, go into your bathroom, hit the light switch, theres a spider on the wall. Thatthat scares me because other insects run from light. Not spiders. They freeze right where they are. I dont know what the hell is goin through their mind. [ laughter ] eight hairy legs, a dark brown body i can blend into this white tile. [ laughter ] [ whistling ] [ applause ] hey, hows she gonna read that magazine all rolled up like that . [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] each of us havr our own little private fears. I have some friends who are actually afraid of going bald. I think thats stupid. I think bald guys look great. They look manly, they look virile. I dont know what theyre afraid of. A guy with a toupee is worried about what i think about his head. I have never looked at a bald guy and thought to myself, pfft, what kind of a man lets his own hair fall out . [ laughter ] you know what mine is, my little fear . Choking. I dont like to thats why i always take my time when i eat. Thats why weve got fast food restaurants. Thats not fast enough, now weve got the drive through window at the fast food restaurant. Thats not fast enough. I think ideally what we want is to be able to drive through at top speed with our car windows down, that pimply faced kid just throws food right in your mouth. Its amazing. We want food that will finish cooking in our esophagus. [ laughter ] its true. [ cheers and applause ] have you seen that we have a new microwave cake, right . It bakes up, frosting and all, four minutes. Why . If it ever gets to that point, just look the other person in the eye and say, hey, listen, im sorry, i forgot your birthday. [ laughter ] [ applause ] we dont eat for taste anymore. We eat for speed. Sometimes we will eat youve eaten on an airplane . Thats the worst food possible, but youll eat it cause youre frustrated. Youre strapped into that chair, youve got nothin to do, the movie stinks, youre uncomfortable from that nozzle draft thing over your head. What the hell is that, some sort of pneumonia valve up there . I dont think my necks gonna get stiff enough just sittin here for four and a half hours. I need a nice cold draft on it. Yeah, thats much better. [ laughter ] [ cheering and applause ] its true. So, youre frustrated, you shovel food in your mouth. And then when the airplane gets in trouble, what drops from the bulkhead . Oxygen masks. Thats apparently so we can stay alive until the exact second we plow into a cornfield. You know, theyre not thinking. [ cheers and applause ] thanks. You know, if they would just use common sense. You know what should drop from the bulkhead . Its gonna be your last one. Youre sittin there screamin, ah ah ah, filet mignon. [ laughter ] [ cheering and applause ] [ music ] okay, now, this next young lady. [ cheers and applause ] this next my next guest is a young actress with an unusual name, but its her real name, however, and shes a regular on nbcs new series called, empty nest. Its on saturday nights at 9 30. Would you say hello to park overall . [ cheers and applause ] [ music ] hello, park. Thank you for havin me. Well, thank you for bein here. Your name. Its an unusual name, park, park. Yes, its been a cross to bear, ill tell you that. Children were very cruel with me. Yeah. Yeah. But i sorta like it now. Do yall like it . [ applause ] park, it sounds like a housing development. Well, people where do you live . I live at park overall. A casting director once said to me, i said, thats the truth. He said, of course it is, whod bother to make it up . Yeah, and you are obviously not from vermont. [ laughter ] i just picked up on that. You t uh where about in the south are you from . Im from east tennessee. A little town. Oh, thank you. Yeah, go vols, yes. Thats right, tennessee volunteers, right . Yes, sir. You were born there and raised there . Yes, sir, i was. You dont have to say sir to me. I mean, it makes me sound it makes me sound very elderly. If i knew you better i wouldnt, but itll take me a little while. Yeah. Is that the southern upbringing . Yes. You know about that, dont ya . Be polite to your elders and say maam, and yes, sir . Well, now. [ cheers and applause ] ill be dog gone. [ laughter ] i was telling the i love the southern accent, i was tellin you before the show while you were in makeup that i went from nebraska in 1943, to mississippi, jackson, mississippi. I was stationed there for awhile, and i thought i had gone to mars. I mean, it took me weeks to get onto the rhythm and the inflection, and after about six mont there, i went home and you do pick up on it. Id go home, and id say, hi mom, hi dad. How yall . Its contagious. Yeah. People at work start talkin when you see when you see actresses that are not from the south portraying a role where theyre supposed to be from the south, is that thats why im an actress. I told my daddy, im so sick of these yankee girls doin us wrong. I said, i cant stand it, i gotta go try. Yeah . Yeah. Did anybody ever tell you when you came out to hollywood that youve gotta lose the accent or anything . Everybody. Why . Why would they do that . Well, see, first i went oh, new york. Did they understand ya in new york at all . Oh, new york. I just id been there four and a half years, and i had just learned to be rude, and i was gettin into it. [ laughter ] [ applause ] i was. And then i got this job and i had to move out here, and suddenly i had to be sweet again. Im so schized out about it. You were just pickin up on new york . Yeah. How do you like los angeles . Do you find it im lovin it, ill tell th now, what is this marine layer, and what is this santa ana winds business . Well, this is difficult they are saying. You see, los angeles is surrounded by mountains and its kind of a basin, and you get a temperature inversion, and it traps and then the air cant get out. It makes me crazy. I know it does, yeah. Yeah, and the scenery and everything, and people are so sweet. Now, see, bein southern, all i require is a little decorum up front. You know, thats all i require. You can stab me in the back later, i just dont wanna see it comin. You know . Right . Did you wanna be an actress . Do you think the folks back home would be surprised at what youre doing now . Oh, yeah. Yeah . Yeah, what i like to do was drink me a little beer and shoot a little pool. Thats what i love to do. [ cheers and applause ] yeah, thats what i like, and i did that for many years. I raised cows and did that, and i enjoyed it very much. And i studied those people, and i love my mountain people, and i want to represent them properly. So, thats why. I love the show. Yeah, what a treat. I mean, tv, huh . Yeah. Yeah. Do you get to go back home at all . Do they treat you differently now . Any different since youve been on television . Oh well, no, they dont treat me differently. They treat me you know, everybodys so excited. Its a very small town, you know, and im so proud of it. Whats the name of your town, by the way . Greeneville. Greeneville. The only greeneville with an extra e. [ laughter ] well, ill change my postage meter at home i have a lot of mail going there and i had it wrong all these years. How big is im not makin fun of small towns, im from a small town, originally, of about 1,200 people. Now, how big is greenville . I dont know. I am so bad at math that ive been sayin 30,000 people and people say, oh, thats big. And i say, oh, maybe its 15. Thats a big city. I forget how big it is. It only has one high school and four in the county, thats how big it is. Well, its gonna be less than 30,000 people. Okay. Sure. [ laughter ] well, when youre in all the School Activities . Were you a cheerleader, or did ya do any of that kind of stuff . Oh, no, sir. Why not . I dont know. [ laughter ] no decorum. No, they wanted me to be a debutante, and i said no to that too. It just wasnt my bag. You sound like a country girl. Yes, sir. Yeah, somebody told me you had some unusual pets. True . Oh, yes, sir. What do you have . Were an animal lovin family. [ laughter ] i feel like judge carson [ applause ] yes, your honor, i do declare. Well, my dear. [ laughter ] okay, thats all. Go on, itsitsits very nice. Uh, anyway, what do you have . Unusual dogs, or what . Well, no, an unusual crow that we raised from a little baby, and it talks, parky, parky, parky, hello, it says. Yes, it does. And i had this, um i raised cows, and i started off raisin this one on a bucket and the mother wouldnt take it. So, it was a midget, and when her baby was born, the farmer called me up and said, come over and get ya a shoebox and come over and get this calf, cause it was born on his property because she was always gettin out because she was a pet, and she lived on my porch. But in order to get a cow back from down the road, a banana. They love bananas, little known fact about cows. They will follow a banana anywhere. Now, i didnt know that. Thats something i didnt know. No, they love the peel and all. So, you went down and enticed her home with a banana . Yeah, once theyre a pet its hard to keep them in. Yeah. Well, now you live out here, obviously you dont have your cow here. Just my cat. Just a cat . Just a cat. What happened to the crow . Its in tennessee bein taken care of properly until i can have an actual home. How do you properly take care of a crow . Well, we made him a big cage and give a lot of attention and a lot of food and talk to him a lot. See, we cant let him loose because we tried to let him go and he lands on the dogs he wants to be friends. So, for his own good we had to keep him in. All right, well be back. Stay where you are. [ music ] how much time do we have here . [ applause ] we got a minute or so here . Half a minute. Okay. Uh, Shorty Sullivan was supposed to be with us. We ran long tonight. Our apologies to him. Were on the air, arent we . Yes, sir, we are. I thought you were doing an impression there. Thank you for being here. Would you come back and do this again . Youre charming. Oh, id be so honored. Thank you. Sir. Sir. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] and this is Johnny Roy Bob saying we hope oh, no. Jim, thanks for bein here. Im glad to see ya up and around. Ah, thank you. Thank you. Good night. [ cheers and applause ] im humbled by that applause. Oh, my god. Isnt that the guy from the soft drink commercial . Fay oh, yeah. The construction worker who takes off his shirt. He has the most incredible body. Lets go meet hi. Him. Im helen chappel. Im alex lambert. We recognize you from your commercial. Will you take off your shirt . Helen its okay. People ask me all the time. I dont mind. I think the, uh, zippers stuck here. Here, let me try and get it for you. Its stuck on the fabric. Oh, here, move over. Let me try. Announcing final boarding of aeromass flight 23 to new york through gate one. Time we need more time thank you so much. Nice meeting you ladies. O, and ill give you a hint you, me, and three naked cocktail waitresses playing roulette on aruba. Youll have to be more specific. Danny quinn yes. Brian man, i cant believe this hi how are you . Im great, but what about you . Tie, clipboard wheres the pocket protector . Dont be fooled. Im just as crazy as ever brian, the new sandpiper pencils came in. You were right. Joey, you wont believe who this is. This is danny quinn. Danny, my brother joe. This is your brother joe . He doesnt look like such a dweeb. Dweeb . Did you know brian wet his bed until. How are you doing with that . So what are you doing here, danny . Well, i was in boston, talking to my publisher. Your who . Check it out. Tequila nights by danny quinn. Its about you, me, and the wild times we had on the islands. Heres your coffee, joe. Hello, im danny quinn, and im a real close, close friend of brians unless you hate him, then i do too. Funny and tall. forced laugh forced laugh im helen chappel. Its very nice to meet you. Subtle, helen. Why dont you just club him over the head and drag him back to your cave . This is you . Danny wrote that. Its about the wild times we had in the caribbean. Rather pedestrian. I cant wait to. Whoa hello. Yep, that word sort of jumps out at you doesnt it . Interesting local talent. Uh, shes got a boyfriend. Whats on for tonight . Anything you want. Im up for something. Theres a place here perfect for you. Its crawling with women. Just like the old days. Im up for something. Danny, my cars in the shop. I got a car. Joe, want to come with me and danny tonight . You think i dont know what youre doing . Just cause ive got a car, now youll invite me. Is 7 00 okay . Yeah. Its great. There arent any more flights. Lets get joe and leave. Hey, babe. Hey alex. My girlfriend, right. Alex, uh. This is my old friend, danny quinn. This is my girlfriend alex lambert. Wait a minute. Danny quinn . How were we to know she was the ambassadors daughter . Alex, weve got a lot of catching up to do. Can i borrow brian . You dont have to ask her permission. I can go, cant i . Sure. Just stay out of jail. Nice to meet you. Same to you. Hot and flushed from lovemaking kiki dove naked off the boat motioning ryan to join her in the warm, beckoning waters of the cove. Read it again slowly. Whoa. Get a load of that. Oh, boy, that could have been embarrassing. I almost wore the same outfit today. I dont believe it. Im from that tv show when we were kids. . Big strong man, big strong man . . He lifts up stuff . Both . Just cause he can. . I wonder what hes doing here. Lowell he was at the supermarket opening signing autographs. I invited him to lunch but i didnt think hed show. Hey, there, young fella. Big strong man, i cant believe youre here. Wait, thats not how big strong man comes on the scene. Huh . Oh, yeah, all right. Fine. Yahooie say, that offer for lunch still good, little buddy . I dont believe it. I, lowell mather, am going to lunch with big strong man. You said youd pay, right . Try and stop me. Great by the way, i had a little trouble finding a hotel room. Could i crash on your couch so cool. We can stay up late, we can tell stories. Roast marshmallows. Roast marshmallows. Hey, thats great. How you fixed for scotch, by the way . Danny, i was flipping through your book. I got to tell you i find it hard to believe that you and this guy took on four drunk marines. Drunk marines . Okay, so i embellished. Almologists. I was the one who went toe to toe with dr. Irving sheinberg. Guys, look right over there. Danny ooh, very nice. Youve done well, brave scout. Brian, remember the foreign tourist bit . Oh. What is that . Women are suckers for men with a foreign accent so we say to them were, uh, from australia and want to see the fun places in town. Girl and take her home to alex . Good point. Ill do it. australian accent remember, were aussies. Lets hear your accent. Oh, sure. Let me see. flat american accent stick a shrimp on the barbie. Why dont you be my american friend . I can do that. Have fun, my boys. chuckling oh. Boy. Watch and learn. Youre about to witness oof method of picking up women. That guy over there is a legend. The tall one, not the dweeb. Oh, whats the matter . You got shot down, huh . Well, you tried. What . It worked like a charm. They actually bought me as an american. They want us to go to a party at the beach. Ooh. Maybe i just better just go back home to alex. Collar. Oh, look. Its a leash. Youre trying to embarrass me into going with you. Let me tell you something it worked. Hey, lowell. Hey. Wheres your, um. Your superhero friend . He just stopped off for beer and cigarettes. Its quite an honor to have big strong man staying at my house and eating all of my food and making longdistance calls on my phone. Im surprised he didnt make you sleep on the couch. No. I wanted to. Hes had severe back trouble ever since episode 43 when he lifted up the city of philadelphia. Well, honey, he didnt actually lift up the city of philadelphia. Big strong man . Yahooie where did you ever come up with that cool yahooie . Oh, well, involved a trip to the doctor. Big strong man had what later thankfully turned out to be just a polyp. So want to have lunch . Whos paying . I am. Right behind you. Big strong man, uh. To pick up a check . I was going to pay for his lunch and i had trouble with the cash machine. Whats your pin number again . Hey. Danny. Hey, man. Had a great time last night, huh . The best time ive had in a long time. My publisher got me v. I. P. Passes to a new york club opening tonight. Im there. Me too you been out let me out . What am i . A dog . Hey. Hey, hey. Listen. Danny and joey and i are doing this club thing in new york tonight. Again . Thats four nights in a row. We didnt have any plans tonight . We were going to go look for a new dinette set. Yeah, but we can do that any night, cant we . Youd rather go to some club with joe and danny than go with me to pick out a dinette set . Is that a trick question . You know what i mean. Look. Forget it. You want to go, go. Great, great, great. See . I told you i could go. Hey, lambert. Ill help you pick out a dinette set. Then we could mosey on down to the Mattress Department and go for a test drive. Then right after that and i could slit my wrists. I cant believe brian. He actually went. And after you told him in no Uncertain Terms that he could. Exactly. Why cant men understand that go means stay . I would have never let him go especially after what happened last time donny and ryan went to new york. Chapter eight. Broadwaybound and gagged. I didnt read that chapter. Im hurt he wouldnt rather be with me. Can you believe that he went to new york . That brian is like a child. What he really needs is a spanking. Hmm. Hey, baby. What are you doing up so late . Its 8 00 in the morning. Oh. What am i doing up so late . Good night. Brian, this isnt funny. Where were you all night . Oh. Well, i was in new york with joey and danny. It was great you know, you could have called. I know. Hould have called. I was up all night, worried sick. I said i was sorry. Okay, mom . Mom . Relax. Its a little joke. Do we have to do this now . Im going to go to work, cool off. We can talk about this tonight. Tonights going to be bad because joey and danny. I dont believe this. Alex. Baby, is there something wrong . Yes. I cant decide whether to slap you or deck you. Oh, for gods sake, you know. I cant believe youre getting this upset over a dinette set. It was never about a stupid dinette set. Then this is about you being worried because when i was with danny and joey you thought i was fooling around. I wasnt worried about that nce you brought it up, were you . No. No. I mean, its not like i didnt have the chance to. Did you want to . I. Did i want. . Its a guy thing. You know, guys. Guys want to, but i didnt because i was, you know, with you. Oh, you say the sweetest things. Look. If youre done scolding me i think ill get some sleep. Atever the hell you want to do and you want me to be here for you when you come home . Do you want to be in this relationship or dont you . I see. Well. Im going to go to work now. While im gone pack up your stuff and get the hell out of here. Okay. Fine. Fine. If thats what you want. No, no. Thats what you want. door slams . As the trade winds blew gently through her long, honeyblond hair ryan softly caressed her skin which was still moist from their nude midnight swim. sobbing some men drink deep from the fountain of life while antonio takes one sip and it goes down the wrong pipe. Boy, i sure am sorry youre leaving. I was kind of getting used to having my own big strong man around the house. You get it . Yeah. Thats a great joke. Fresh too. I really want to pay you back for that farewell lunch. Another meal. It looks like big strong man has a big, strong tapeworm. Yeah, i cant seem to find my wallet. Let me help. Whats it look like . My guess is brandnew and never been opened. Lowell, wake up. This guys a bum. Hes bleeding you dry. Hey, hang on a second, roy. You cant talk like that. Its not easy to be a superhero. In real life, you dont have wires holding you up when you fly. Theres no pads to soften the blow our sidekick, duckface. I know hes not everything that he used to be but i still owe this man a lot. Every afternoon at 3 30, he was there for me protecting my little world. I salute you, big strong man. Thank you, joel. Ah big strong mans got to go. I got to work a Bachelor Party in worcester. Here. You want to sign this . Whats this . Big strong thief just paid for his ticket with your credit card. What . Come back here, you bastard good morning a little hung over . Helen, please. Why are you doing this . Because you called me of our tenth grade homeroom teacher. I did not. Yes, you did. You were convinced you saw her turning tricks in front of the chrysler building. Really . Well, sorry. Helen i think i could be sick at any moment. Oh, i know how you feel. I just finished your book. Well, danny, it just doesnt get any better than this. hollering there they are hey, what are you two maniacs up to . Give it a rest. Let us die in peace. Amateurs. We going back to that club tonight . Pass. Come on, whats with you guys . Actually, brian, im taking off. What . im getting too old for this. Since when . Since about an hour ago when i threw up that cocktail napkin. Where is all this coming from . Iful woman suddenly i looked over and i envied you. Envied me . Why . Because no matter who i go home with you go home to somebody who cares for you. I dont believe this. It started me thinking about my own relationship and, who knows if i put a little effort into it maybe it could turn into something really serious. Oh. Joe. Joe. I got this phone number last night. Shes blonde, shes beautiful, shes yours. Oh, well. Unless shes the local maalox rep, im not interested. Well, take it easy, donny. See ya, ryan. Nice to finally meet you, joe. You too, danny. A little tip for you scotch and kahlua. Not a real drink. We dont need him. Forget it. Go home and have a quiet evening with alex. But what about this number . Marcy. You kidding me . I am so sick right now, i can barely walk. Besides, i got to take a flight. People are always saying oh, marcy, anyone can do electrolysis but thats not true. Brian ive just made the biggest mistake of my entire life. If you dont grip the hair close to the follicle the charge wont deaden the root. Dear god, help me . I would just love to get in between your eyebrows. knocking alex . doorbell rings hi. What is it . I didnt mean to wake you up. My key wouldnt work. I had the locks changed. Oh, okay. Fine. I understand. I understand that. Listen, um. Is that my baseball trophy . Looks like it was sawed in half. Right. I must have dropped it. Look, brian. No, no, no. Please, let me speak. Alex, baby, i. I screwed up, big time. I really did. Im an idiot. Its just that danny came to town and i got caught up in him. I never should have treated you like that. I dont want to see anybody else. Ever. Now, come on. I know you. You hate just as much as i do yes. We were happy together. I mean, we were really, really happy. Yes. Well we dont want to lose that, do we . Youre right. We were great together. Great. We are, we are, we are. So why dont we just. Try to forget what happened and get back together. What do you say . Captioning sponsored by usa network. When we got up to that place i was just sitting back, relaxing and listening to the music and stuff. Oh, my god. Excuse me, im sorry. Youre ray charles, arent you . Im a huge fan of yours. My girlfriend and i listen to your music all the time well, shes not my girlfriend anymore. Oh, you know something . This would be perfect. Listen, ray. Uh, mr. Charles, my girlfriend and i just recently broke up. No matter what i do she wont take me back. Ive tried everything. Im sorry to hear that. What a sad story. Yeah. Oh, yeah, ive heard it. Of course, you sing it all the time. Well, anyway, my girlfriend, alex thats her name that is her favorite song. I was thinking, shes standing over there. If you were to go over and just sing a few bars of i cant stop loving you and say its from brian she would take me back in a second. What do you say . Would you do it . Huh . Please . No. Its amazing about how some people. Hey, joe. Listen, this morning on your landing did you hear a really scary grinding noise its probably nothing. No. Wait. You probably should check it out. Youre right. Its better to be safe than really, really sorry. Joe, the man from the bank is here. Send him in. Think i have a chance of getting this loan . Of course, i do. Youre not just saying that . Of course, i am. Right this way, mr. Thompson. Mr. Hackett, steve thompson. Nice to finally meet you. Please, call me joe. I trust you put the figures together. Yeah, ive got the tax returns and the profit and loss statements for the last five years right here. Youre staring at my head, arent you . No, im not. Im just looking at your hat. Youre a red sox fan, huh . You want to know whats under the hat. No, i dont. Yes, you do. Youre repulsed, arent you . No, im not. Ive just had these hair plugs put in and im a little selfconscious. Its barely noticeable. Alex didnt even go for the monkey. How am i going to get her back . Ive tried every. Yow what the hell happened to you . If your barber did that you got a lawsuit. Get that head in front of a jury this is mr. Thompson from the bank. Hes here about our loan. I just had these hair plugs put in. Really . Its hardly noticeable. Anyway, back to business. I notice in the Third Quarter that profits seemed a little down. Things look a little spotty but in a few months, youll see a lot of new growth. I need to talk to you. Holy mackerel this is mr. Thompson from the bank. I just had hair plugs put in. You didnt get them done at the mall, did you . Look, i think i can take this paperwork back to the office. No, listen, you can stay here. I will make sure no one says anything else about your head. Joe, i think i know what the problem is bad plugs. He was talking about. I have everything i need to present to the loan committee. Stop at my office after 4 00 for the answer. Ill see you then. Hey, sox fan, huh . All right, i have hair plugs, okay . Really . Theyre hardly noticeable. Thanks a lot, antonio. That couldnt have gone any worse. Really need to talk to you. Last weekend, davis was acting so weird and i havent heard from him since. Am i too demanding . Maybe. Maybe, im boring. Youre being too hard on yourself. Yeah, you just probably put on some weight. Brian, we need to talk. Oh, great. Thats all i really want to do with you. Once we get back together, well be better than ever t you wanted to be the one to say it, didnt you . Phone bill came. Send me a check. Alex, baby so how did it go with mr. Thompson . Oh, horrible but im trying to be optimistic. Im going to get a second plane. Nobodys going to give you a loan. Youre always going to be the same crappy little oneplane operation. Every bank has turned him down and none of his relatives will answer his phone calls and hes asked everyone he knows for money but that doesnt. Dont look at me. Ive got one lousy tbill and its got to last. Theres a new plane on the way . Why is the mechanic always the last to know . Do you know how difficult it is to care for a new plane . Staying up all night getting up at 3 00 a. M. To change its oil. Worrying every time it spits up god knows what. Now that i have one up and running i was hoping to have a little time for me a little me time, joe. Maybe travel, take up watercolors. Now i have. Look, lowell