Chappelle. Hes not actually here yet, hes late. Theres a chance Dave Chappelle might be here later on, if he arrives. Before we get to that, i got a call and said hello, for a second you dont hear anything, and you assume its your mom. [ laughter ] then a womans voice says, im sorry, im having trouble with my headset, can you hear me now . Like an idiot you say yes, then you realize youre having a conversation with a tape. Have you had that, where they trick you . [ cheers and applause ] jimmy so everybody. I looked it up, turns out its a scam to try to get a recording of your voice saying the word yes, that way they can say you ordered something. When you when you say you didnt, they have a recording of you saying yes, they attach it to whatever it is theyre selling. This is how the russians hooked trump by the way. [ laughter and applause ] the woman on the other end of the phone is very peppy. She sounds like rachael ray or something. Makes me wonder when she went into the recording session if she knew what this was for. Hard to imagine someone so upbeat being so evil. Because its evil, right . And i wonder if she ever gets these calls from herself. [ laughter ] that would be sweet. I have a lot of energy for this sort of thing, so i reported them to do not call. Gov, but i feel like that might be another scam im falling for. [ laughter ] i know what ill do. Ill go on a website and fill out a form and the government will take care of it. I want these people punished for stealing thats what they did, they stole a piece of my life. I want them to go to prison for it. But not a regular prison. I want them to go to a prison with a phone in the cell so every once in a while i can call them and say, im having trouble [ cheers and applause ] my new rule is, i dont answer phone calls from anyone. Text me or go to hell, thats it. [ laughter ] speaking of hell, did any of you watch dancing with the stars last night . [ cheers and applause ] first, ill say, i dont believe it. But secondly, believe it or not, it was kind of great. It was the new season of dancing with the stars. Some weird stuff happened. The standout, as we anticipated, was mr. T, who started with the chacha, and the big question was, how long would mr. T wait before breaking out the ateam van, and the answer to that question was, not long at all. [ applause ] jimmy well, i pity the fools that would dare to criticize that. I hope he does that same dance every week. [ laughter ] maybe even better than his dance was mr. Ts reaction when the judges were giving their comments, compliments and criticism. Mr. T said not just a new set not just a new dancing with the stars for the most times a contestant said yes. He set it for the most times anyone in the world has ever said it. Yes, yes yes yes. Yes. Yeah, yes. Yes. However, and trying your yes, yes, yes. Hardest yes, yes. And trying your hardest. Yes, yes. Fair enough. Whatever it was, kudos to you. Now lets get the score. Yes, yes, yes. More action on the floor, you gotta vote. One couple will be eliminated next week. Yes. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy hes very agreeable. Hes like a broken magic 8ball or something. Do you think mr. T knows what show hes on . I feel like he might not. The most controversial moment of the night, it was all over the internet, a moment between professional bull rider bonner bolton, i dont know who that is either, and his partner. Watch closely and Pay Attention to his hands here. Thats not him. Right here on the left side, okay. Here it is again in slow motion, he reaches under, hes very grabby. Almost president ial in how grabby he is. [ laughter and applause ] jimmy this is not bull riding, okay . Youre gonna wind up in the hr office if you keep doing that. So thats what happened on dancing with the stars. Now ill catch you up on our celebrity president. The first daughter, ivanka trump, is getting an office at the white house and shes getting top level security clearance. For real. Ivanka trump will take a position in the white house where shell draw upon her 20 years of foreign and domestic policy experience that she gained selling sandals to nordstroms. [ laughter ] i guess her role is, she will serve as her fatherss eyes and ears at the white house. He doesnt need someone he needs somebody to be his thumbs so he can stop tweeting. I dont understand [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] most Big Companies wont let you bring your daughter in the office to sell girl scout cookies. Ivankas getting a security clearance. I have a theory. Her office is on the second floor of the west wing, not far from the oval office. I suspect they put her there so somebody can run and grab her, in case her father decides to nuke anything. [ laughter ] she might be the only one hell listen to, right . [ cheers and applause ] on the other side of the horn, poor tiffany trump, his other daughter, cant even get the white house wifi password. [ laughter ] the president was in louisville, kentucky, last night. He held a rally there. Why . Im not sure, he might be trying to sell hats he had left over from the campaign. It was a packed house. Trump reminded the crowd he plans to renegotiate our deals with other countries. He was excited, it was hard to follow. We slowed him down for tonights edition of drunk donald trump. [ tape playing very slowly ] reciprocal. Boom. He said, fair, equal, and reciprocal. Im talking about reciprocal trade. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy lets do shall we do another one . Lets do one more. Drunk donald trump 2. [ tape playing very slowly ] were gonna be doing some trade deals as soon as we get the health care finished. Oh, im looking forward to these trade deals. Theyre the ones, ooh. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy meanwhile, the president s Pal Vladimir Putin is up for reelection next year. Hes the favorite to win the russian election, especially with all the momentum he got from winning the american election. [ laughter ] youd think campaigns are tough over here, this is the sort of thing you have to deal with when you run against vladimir putin. Campaigning about president putin in siberia, russian Opposition Leader alexi has been sprayed with green liquid by an unknown assailant. Sold in farm krits the solution is harmless but notoriously difficult to watch out. Undeterred he spoke to supporters on camera. I just wanted to say one thing, maybe in the kremlin they think i wont make video addresses with a green face but i will definitely make them because more people will watch them now and it definitely wont stop me. Jimmy and a new batman villain is born. [ applause ] thats a good way of handling it, i guess. How did they get lets look at that again. How did they get the green all over his face and both of his hands . Was he attacked by a Makeup Artist . Although the green really does set off his eyes. I hope he wins. If he wins, it would be fun to have the two most powerful leaders in the world with orange and green faces, wouldnt it . [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] i dont know if you use this app, its called door dash, its a delivery service. You order food. A guy dashes it to your door. Here in california, in northern california, theyre trying something new. In addition to human drivers, theyre using robots to deliver the food. A robot will come to your house with pizza or whatever. Arent we the fat people in walle yet . Anyway, they put together a video that shows the robot in action. Look at this. Well, thats the robot right there. And apparently its got a range and it will find you at your home. Oh, my goodness. Well, thats a shame. [ cheers and applause ] a new ipad is on the way. Apple today announced a newer, cheaper ipad. Its called the ipad. [ laughter ] the new model goes for 329, 250 less than the ipad pro. Finally a new lowpriced ipad just in not time for christmas. [ laughter ] in addition, apple unveiled a new app called clips that lets users add stickers and text to videos of themselves. In other words, apple invented snapchat today. The ceo of apple said they developed the app after asking themselves, what can we do that has already been done before . [ laughter ] guillermo, are you on clips . No, jimmy. Jimmy you gotta get on clips. What a loser. [ laughter ] it rained here in l. A. Really, it actually rained. Some of it got on me and everything. Its hard to complain about the weather here, because last week, the winter storm was raging on the east coast. It was 85 degrees and sunny here. At that time, i issued a formal youtube challenge to our viewers who were stuck inside because of the snow. The challenge was to go outside, make a snowball and serve that snowball to someone in bed. We got a lot of responses. We shoveled through all of them, whittled it down to our favorites and here they are, hey jimmy kimmel, i served a snowball in bed. My names rico, Michael Jackson artist in chicago. Im getting ready to snowball my son. Hes sleeping. Aaah aaah [ snoring ]. Mike . Jimmy kimmel told me to do this. [ laughter ] hey, jimmy kimmel, im going to serve my son a snowball before school. Good morning good morning you suck you been outside yet . Aaaaah jimmy kimmel made me do it. Dont jimmy kimmel made me do it. Sarah . Jimmy kimmel made me do it. You went out and got snow . Yes. Okay, clean it up. Ive got to get [ bleep ] in the morning. Jimmy kimmel made me do it. Get it out of my ear look at that girl sleeping. Jimmy kimmel told me to do that ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha what . Jimmy kimmel told me to do it. Ha ha, really . Really . Yeah. Yeah, really. What . 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Are you one sneeze away from being voted out of the carpool . Try zyrtec® its starts working hard at hour one and works twice as hard when you take it again the next day. Stick with zyrtec® and muddle no more®. Jimmy hi there, welcome back to the show. Tonight, from the new Power Rangers movie, naomi scott is here. She plays the pink ranger. The toughest ranger of them all. Then later,the official debut of our brand new Concert Series with mercedesbenz, with music from weezer. This is their new single, its called feels like summer. And thanks to our friends at mercedesbenz for making it happen. If it wasnt for them, wed be having these concerts at the youth hostel down the block. Tomorrow night, bill hader, America Ferrara and music from imagine dragons. And thursday shaquille oneal, noah hawley and mondo cozmo. Thirteen long years have passed since our first guest bequeathed us a standup comedy special. But he is making up for it with not one, but two specials at once. The age of spin and deep in the heart of texas are available right now on netflix. Please welcome Dave Chappelle [ cheers and applause ] jimmy how you doing . Im good, man. Jimmy its very good to see you. Thanks for coming. Thanks for having me. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy i speak for myself here when i say, also, were very excited that you put out these comedy specials. 13 years. Like a locust, you have returned with these. Why did you decide to put two of them out . Money. Jimmy money . Yeah, i did, you know, i just started making them. I made them and then i shelved them. And then they bought them. Jimmy did you make them thinking, oh, ill sell these one day, or do you think, these might not be so timely anymore . Which, they are, certainly, but did you worry about that . No. Jimmy not at all . No. Because its like, i dont get mad at a photograph because its not today. [ laughter ] jimmy thats a very healthy way of looking at it. Is there fair representation of the night they were shot . But the thing is, things change so rapidly now and the way people listen to things change rapidly. So maybe i was a little worried, but not enough to not put them out. Jimmy and talking about money, Everybody Knows that you got a tremendous amount of money. What i read was 60 million was for three specials, two of them you had in the closet already. I took them out of the closet and was like [ laughter and applause ] jimmy do you worry about that . Do you like when people know how much money you have . Would you rather they didnt . I learned from the last time. Jimmy okay. What happened last time . Who knows. I just learned, you know, i would rather people didnt know. But i kinda dont care. Jimmy do you feel pressure now to leave a bigger tip at a restaurant, especially in the glow of the news that this is happening to you . I dont know if youve heard the stereotype, black people dont tip well. [ laughter ] jimmy you dont want to ruin that . Yeah, im holding the line. Jimmy thats very admirable of you. You live in a small town in ohio. A lot of people know that. How old are your kids now . My oldest is 16. I have a 14yearold, excuse me. And an 8yearold. Jimmy you were doing standup, how old were you when you started doing it . 14. Jimmy so your son is your oldest. Yeah, yeah. Jimmy is he interested in doing Something Like this . Can you imagine him doing Something Like what you did at that age . No, its not thats not hes a funny kid but thats not his thing. If any one of my kids would be a comedian, ive said it before, its my daughter. She got all the skill sets. Shes very funny. Jimmy do they think youre funny . Now they do, yeah. [ laughter ] jimmy you think that they when you come back out and everybody gets very excited that they go, well, for them, this is kind of news, isnt it . Now they the last time this happened to me, they were so young, and obviously i wasnt having a good time back then. So they thought that fame was bad. And then as they got older, they realized, its not all bad. And they just power through it. Jimmy are you having fun this time around . I am making a point to have fun this time around. Jimmy you are . Yes. Jimmy can you make that conscious decision to have fun . Yeah, at this age. Jimmy at this age . Yeah, failure is informative. Jimmy you never really failed. You retreated. Right. [ laughter ] jimmy its different. I actually like the way you put that. Jimmy okay. [ laughter ] i know youve been doing shows here in l. A. Since youve been here. And one of the guys who works here said you were doing a show and lebron james and the Cleveland Cavaliers showed up for the show. Did you know they were coming . Yeah, i knew. I went to the game earlier. Jimmy i see. But they say, well come by the show. Well, you know, eightfoot dudes start walking in the door. Jimmy are they still in uniform, or do they shower and change . [ laughter ] yeah, it was dope, though. Lebron got on stage with me and did a few comedy bits. He was funny too. Jimmy he did comedy bits on his own, or you made fun of him . I made some assists. [ laughter and applause ] jimmy kyrie irving, who plays for the cavaliers, he recently said that he believes the world is flat. Is that a subject that you covered with him . Were you aware of that . I wouldnt even know how to broach that topic. Word, is that what you think . What do you say . Jimmy i dont know. I guess if you feel it, it wont really make any kind of a difference. I dont understand the philosophy behind the flatearth theory. Jimmy why do you say that . I just dont understand. First of all, what difference does it make . [ laughter ] could be flat, could not be flat. There could be 12 continents, how would you know . Jimmy thats a matter of how we draw it up. But with the world, with the earth, when you stand back and look at the horizon, you can see curvature, you can actually see it, unlike a dinosaur or something. Or if you fly in one direction, you will come back around. Which in a flat world probably would not happen. Jimmy thats true. But these guys dont go around. They go to cleveland, and maybe they need longer trips is whats going on. Well take a break. When we come back, do you care about what people think about the comedy specials . Sure. Jimmy oh, you do . Because theyre absolutely fantastic. I watched them over the last two nights, i was literally crying laughing. My wife came downstairs and yelled at me at one point. Dave chappelle is here with us. Well be right back. [ cheers and applause ] dicky portions of Jimmy Kimmel Live are brought to you by xyzal. Hey allergy muddlers are you one sneeze away from being voted out of the carpool . 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Yeah, i dont know if you know anything about hanging out with rappers, but their weed is very strong. Stronger than what i was accustomed to. The article goes on to say i was booed off stage, which is also incorrect. I was booed, i did not leave. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy thats Dave Chappelle, the age of spin and deep in the heart of texas are available now on netflix. Do you still get heckled . You mentioned this, which is amazing to me, that at this point in your career, thats still happening. I dont think that will ever stop. Its always comedy, no matter how high you go, the mechanics never change. Jimmy can you spot who might be the problem in the audience . Is there a profile . Sometimes you can see them bubbling. Jimmy you can see them bubbling. Yeah. And then you know, this guy is going to be trouble. But a lot of times you just never know. Jimmy you have a policy that i think is great. There are no cameras, no camera watches or anything of that stuff allowed in your theater. Why do you do that . Besides the fact that your specials are now worth 60 million . What is the reason for that . Theres a lot. One, it became a thing where i walk on stage, i see a sea of cell phones, so i knew that anything i said in the room, i was saying to everybody, whether they were in the room or not. Which is not an empowering feeling as a comedian. Its Like Fight Club rules apply. What im saying to you, id rather just keep it in the room. And the other thing is, surprise. So if someone sees a joke imir city, then i got to do all new audience. The audience doesnt rrls it but theyre cheating themselves out of you taking risks at that time and saying things that might not necessarily be appropriate for the world. Thats exactly right. So for instance, when we had a show the other night, lebron james, i dont think would have went on stage and had me say all the crazy stuff i was saying around him if peoples cell phones jimmy what was the crazy stuff you said to lebron james . [ laughter and applause ] i dont know. Fight club rules apply. But i say a lot of crazy [ bleep ] when im on stage. Noa good time. His one of the specials is built around four differen four different encounters you a weave it together. You start with the first one. Ane ththird one happens and you wrap it up. He might be tober. Okay. Jimmy you could get a number five out of this. But the way you speak about it is really, its its new is and the way you spoke about bill cosby in the special was something that it was just such a dangerous line that you walked and you walked it so well. And its so funny. Do you look for subjects like that . Em . Those are big enough that you wouldnt have to look. I think its more of a compulsion. Sometimes something will happen and youll feel a certain way about it, so you just like street, theyre like, dave, thats right, you tell it like it is. Not really. I dont really know what it is. I just say what it feels like. You know what i mean . I dont kn. Jimmy yeah, yeah. You know how i feel, im having the urge to tell all your jokes from the special, but i dont people should right now, turn off the show right now, go on to netflix and watch these specials because theyre great. The age of spin and deep in the heart of texas are available right now. Thank you, dave. Well be right back. [ cheers and applause ] say goodbye to extra taxes and fees on your wireless bill. And hello to tmobile one. Right now, get two lines of unlimited data for a hundred bucks. Taxes and fees included two lines, a hundred dollars, all in, all unlimited. Switch today. vo have to happen . Idnt i didnt see it. vo what if we could go back . What if our car. Could stop itself . 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East london. Jimmy ive heard of it. My favorite city on earth. I love it. Jimmy is it your favorite . Thats a nice thing to have your hometown be your favorite city. Im biased, but ive resisted the temptation to move here. I like l. A. , but londons where its at. Jimmy so you dont like us as much as i mean, maybe. Jimmy i think thats perfectly fine. Your husband is a professional soccer player, football as you call it over there . Football, yes, he is. He plays for a Football Team called ipswich town. Jimmy ipswich town . Yes. And actually, i feel like i was kind of representing him the other day, because we had to throw the first pitch, is that what you say . Jimmy that is what we say. But it was like the three Power Rangers that werent american, so it was the aussie, the chinese, and the english. So im walking out and some guy, i think hes trying to be really sweet. Hes like, youll be fine, its really cute. Whats really cute . When girls like throw it, like they throw underarm. And i was like, yoyo yo, listen up, im going to throw it overarm and im going to get it to the to the man. Jimmy i would jump in to help but im not going to. The wicket keeper. Jimmy the wicker keeper . The catcher. Jimmy thats right. It makes us feel so smart when really, we dont know what the wicketkeeper is. Thats cricket. Jimmy those are bugs over here. So im a little bit nervous and i feel like im doing this on behalf of all the women. I was like, this is a feminist thing, im going to go out and do it. And we get there and i have daker and lewdy. And i throw it, i get it straight to the catcher. Jimmy you threw a strike . Yes. They didnt. They hit the floor. I was like jumping up and down. Jimmy so you humiliated the other Power Rangers . Yeah. Its in the name of feminism. Jimmy in the name of feminism, but not team spirit. Do they have Power Rangers in england . They do. My brother was a big fan. We used to play i dont remember watching the shows, but i remember us playing Power Rangers. Yeah, it was a big deal. Jimmy he must have been excited. Very excited. So much so he just had a stag do, what you would call a bachelor party, dressed up as the Power Rangers. Jimmy he was dressed as the pink power ranger . Yeah. Jimmy are you in the pink power ranger outfit . Oh, yeah. Jimmy why . Because you have a mask on and you have the whole thing on. No, because we have an open mask version. Jimmy okay. Oh, my gosh, seriously, theyre so tight, those suits. Its pretty crazy. The suits have the womanly area i cant make much credit for. I dont know who has seen the suits. Theres like a breastplate. Jimmy so its got they gave us a little help. Jimmy thats a weird thing that they do. I was like, wow, when people see me, theyre gonna be like, what happened there . [ laughter ] jimmy its better than the other way around. Its true. Jimmy so you didnt get to pick the color power ranger. No, i auditioned for the yellow power ranger first. Jimmy really . Yeah. Jimmy was there a different way of auditioning for the yellow one than the pink one . Theyre just different characters, i guess. Id be happy with any of the Power Rangers. I was like, just give me a job, ill be fine. But when youre out of jimmy was this the biggest movie that youve been a part of . Okay, well, yes, and no. I was actually, i was in the martian. Great movie. Jimmy oh, you were . Great movie. Got matt damon. Jimmy yeah, i know who he is. [ laughter and applause ] so i got cast in this movie. You know, like, it was one scene, but it had a lot of scientific jargon and i was like, this was the biggest thing, i was so excited. Shot the movie and then got invited to the cast and crew screening. Im going to invite my friend, make it a bit of a thing. We got on the tube, we got there, watching the movie. I was like, you know, picked out a special outfit. I dont know whos going to be there. I dont know why matt damon would be at the london screening. Jimmy no, he probably wasnt even invited. [ laughter ] but, yeah, so were watching the movie and as the movies going, im like, okay, yeah, because i was trying to remember chronologically where my scene would come in. And i was like, i think its like the next, because the rover and then im watching and time goes by and hope just slips away. Jimmy oh. So we get to the credits and im like, maybe a sequel . I was like, maybe a spinoff movie. Jimmy you were not in it at all . I was. But theres a shot of me in my cap just like this. Like just laughing. And yeah, no, so i just walked out, went straight home, and the first thing, my motherinlaw opened the door and just went, youre an extra . Thats how you keep grounded, guys. Its okay, im the pink power ranger now. Its fine. Jimmy so what youre telling me, matt damon cut you out of the movie so he could have more time for himself . He did. Jimmy well, guess what, weve gone long in this interview so hes not going to be on the show tonight. [ cheers and applause ] matt damon its called karma, enjoy it. Well, its very good to meet you. The movie is called sabans Power Rangers, it opens this friday. Well be right back with weezer. [ cheers and applause ] dicky the Jimmy Kimmel LiveConcert Series is presented by mercedesbenz. The best or nothing. Its time for buy one take one starting at 12. 99, at olive garden. Come for an irresistible meal here, and leave with a great meal too. So you can enjoy family time one more time. Buy one take one, only for a limited time. At olive garden. Of bad breath germs. This is 100 useful for a 100 fresh mouth. Just ask listerine® users. The very people we studied in the study of bold. People who are statistically more likely to stand up to a bully, do a yoga handstand, and be in a magicians act. Listerine® kills 99 of bad breath germs so you can feel 100 in life. Bring out the bold™. 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