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Taken along the way, including no specific mention of the muslim ban, chuck todd. You know, lester, i thought it was an extraordinarily dark speech. There are going to be Many Americans who say hes describing i dont recognize that america. There are going to be others that say that is what i think i see or that is what i think i feel. But it was dark. Obviously he used the words law and order or law and talked about restoring those things. It was a dominant part of the speech. In fact it was interesting, he used some form of the words law and order or lawfulness 18 times. By contrast, the two biggest buzz words of the conservative movement for the last two years have been freedom and liberty. He never uttered the word liberty and only uttered the word freedom once. Greeting mike pence now, his Vice President ial running mate and the pence family as the trump and pence families meet there on the stage. Tom brokaw, your thoughts. This unlikely journey but tonight it was delivered on steroids. People in this hall see him as a man on a white horse that will lead them to say sanctuary and pull the drawbridge up behind him. Others see him as a demagogue of some kind. He kept talking back to the themes of were going to win, were going to crack down on terror, crack down on law and order. And Hillary Clinton, until she took office as secretary of state, the middle east was a land of milk and honey until she raised her hand and accepted that office. That will be a very hard sell. But obviously he has teed up who he wants to. Ive been doing this a long time. I have never witnessed somebody who came from where he did got to this place used the language that he did to run for president of the united states. You cannot underestimate, however, we are playing by different rules now. Social media, his fans and social media wille this tonight and help promote donald trump. Fireworks going off over lake erie in unison with the balloons now dropping over the quicken loans arena. Nicolle, i mentioned coming out that there was not a specific muslim ban as we heard. He changed it to suspend immigration to countries with terror. How significant is that . Its a significant pivot but it might be the only one. I was struck by two things i always believed during my two decades in republican politics. One, the voters always get it right, and two, the Republican Party that i worked for for two decades died in this room tonight. We are now represented as a party by a man who believes in protectionism, isolationism and nativism. And those were the forces that george w. Bush and john mccain too were most worried about during their times as leaders of the Republican Party. You believe the partyd guy. This is where the Republican Party is now. They now are attracted to those forces of isolationism and protectionism. The party i was part of for two decades is dead. Part of the reason hes successful, on the other hand, is a lot of people believe that that party didnt deliver and it created the system that were dealing with today, that it became absorbed in raising a lot of money and advancing the individual Office Holders who were there. And lets just say they think it failed. Yeah. They think that the policies of the bush era failed. Lets look at it this way, though we could be in a transformational moment in politics. He set pretty High Expectations by saying hes going to make the borders secure. These are huge promises hes made. I think im so curious to see how this speech is received. In the room i think it was incredibly compelling and the people loved it but it really comes down to which in. Right. On the one hand you have him giving a bill of particulars that is downright dark, its ominous. I kept thinking about the lego movie theme song, everything is awesome. This was everything was awful. If you think you believe in this america, if that resonates and is true to you, this will appeal. I have to tell you, though, i was struck at how Big Government this speech is. This is a big, strong government that donald trump, the republican nominee, and very expensive. He didnt say how he was going to pay for any of this, but hes got Bernie Sanders free college in there, hes got a lot of things in there. All these roads and bridges and hes massively cutting taxes. I dont know how he pays for any of this. They often say that you campaign in poetry, you govern in prose. If this was poetry, i dont know what prose is going to be. I did go back and look at Ronald Reagans acceptance speech when he was nominated in 1980. You still have the core values of the Republican Party but he opened by saying im going to work with governors to protect the right of women. Who did he quote most of all in this speech . Fdr, Franklin Roosevelt during the depression. We are going to continue to watch this celebration in the hall and take a short break. The picture will remain on the screen. Well be right back. It was a campaign that many had once written off as a joke, a publicity stunt. But tonight donald trump came into this hall here in cleveland and claimed the nomination as the republican candidate for president. The celebration continuing here at the quicken loans arena. We should note that it was the longest speech, longest acceptance speech in modern times. I believe we go back to 1972. Thats correct. There was one that long. But the theme again in his speech tonight, america first. That is going to do it for the fourth and final night of our coverage of the Republican National convention in cleveland. We hope you will join us next week. We all move on to philadelphia, the Democratic Convention there. For now for chuck todd, savannah guthrie, nicolle wallace, tom brokaw and our entire nbc news team, im lester holt. Good night from cleveland. My husband is ready to this great nation. Vote your conscience, vote s up and down the ticket who you trust. This team is ready. Our party is ready. News 4 at 11 00 starts now. Our convention occurs at a moment of crisis for our nation. Any politician who does not grasp this danger is not fit to lead our country. Hes the nominee nobody saw coming. Now donald trump is the standard trump laid out his vision tonight for the next four years with him in the white house that includes a serious clamping down on immigration and what trump called law and order. Good evening. Im doreen against lgentzler. Im jim handly. We have Live Team Coverage from cleveland, d. C. And virginia, starting with news 4s Steve Handelsman in cleveland. Steve . Reporter good evening. Wrapping up this unusual but now normal looking rnc in cleveland, donald trump did not wing this speech. Too much at stake in the one hour plus long address in which he accepted the nomination. Trump alluded to recent horrific events and said to make America Great he must and he knows he must make america safe. In his most watched speech, donald trump rallied republicans. The and we will lead our country back to safety, prosperity and peace. With his wife melania watching, trump told voters he sees a law and order crisis. Any politician who does not grasp this danger is not fit to lead our country. Besides building his wall and banning muslims, another specific, trump vowed to turn to the tough prosecutors and cops that americans want. I have a message for all of you, the crime and violence that today afflicts our nation will soon and i mean very soon come to an end. Reporter believe my dad, he can do it, was the message earlier of ivanka trump. My father not only has the strength and ability necessary to be our next president , but also the kindness and compassion that will enable him to be the leader that this co reporter to make america rich, donald trump vows to redo trade deals, lower taxes, and lessen regulation to grow the u. S. Middle class. These are people who work hard, but no longer have a voice. I am your voice. Reporter he is definitely the voice of republicans, who hope this convention helps unite their party behind donald trump. Heading out now with his running mate mike pence to do battle with Hillary Clinton, trump declared that clinton would make america more unsafe and less prosperous. Live from the rnc in cleveland, im Steve Handelsman reporting. Thank you, steve. There were several watch parties around our region tonight. Jackie bensen want to see what voters in d. C. And Northern Virginia think about donald trump and even among republicans, there was some disagreement tonight. Parties are often a little different here in the d. C. Area than they are in other places. Jellybeans, photos of notable republican president s, and a funeral wreath, a group that included current and former republican staffers gathered at the dubliner on capitol hill for what was billed as an irish wake for the Republican Party. There are dozens of exgop stop from the administration and the hill and president ial campaigns and the Party Institutions who are coming tonight because they all agree that this is not a normal election. And this is not a normal candidate running for office, and we as republicans have a responsibility to stand up and say this is not acceptable, this is not our party. Reporter across the Potomac River in arlington, members of the Arlington Falls Church young republicans and arlington Republican Party gathered to speech. In the d. C. Area, president ial elections are both politics and business. If more people were as involved as we are in this room, i think you would have higher voter turnout and more of a representative style government as opposed to what a lot of people claim and dont vote and then you end up in a situation that if you dont vote, you cant complain. Were very much in the business of politics. A lot of us are. So, yeah, it is very personal, very interesting thing, so when you get to this happening, you get a lot of people showing up. Reporter and obviously a late night for all those who attended the beach party. Jackie, thank you. Now that the rnc is over, all eyes are on Hillary Clinton and the democrats. Tonight, speculation is growing that clinton could make virginia senator tim kaine her pick for Vice President. We caught up with the senator at a couple of events in Northern Virginia today. Kaine talked about immigration and religious freedom with a everywhere he went he was followed by questions about potentially joining the president ial ticket. It is kind of surreal, yeah. Im glad i sort of went through it eight years ago, just because i understand the kind of rhythm of the thing, but he mentioned has no connection with anything. Whether hes the vp nominee or not, we learned today that senator kaine will join Virginia Governor terry mccauliff, Eleanor Holmes norton and Martin Omalley as speakers at next weeks convention. We have been bringing you Live Team Coverage from the rnc all week long. Trying to get a feel for the response of local delegates in cleveland. Here tonight we heard donald trump talk specifically about washington, d. C. Homicides last year increased by 17 in americas 50 largest cities. Thats the largest increase in 25 years. In killings have risen by 50 . Lets get some new reaction to that story now and the rest of this whirlwind week. News 4s Chris Lawrence and tom sherwood live at quicken loans arena. Something we have been covering obviously for the past few months. We had our checked and the city Officials Say homicides are down 9 , down 9 from the same period of time in 2015. No question homicides have been up across the river and across the river, it is the very serious issue. And the mayor we asked the mayor for comment today, and it is a big issue, says shes been trying to get her hands around. And also, you have to also put that in context as well, that Violent Crime in major cities is historically down, compared to its peak in the late 80s and 90s. Nearly 500 people were being killed and dropped down to under mayor gray, i think 2011, 88, with one murder too many. Even so, the increase in murder is not nearly what it was portrayed here tonight. Thats the old reputation of the city. Jim, doreen . All right, thank you, both. And well have the dnc covered for you all next week. Reporting from philadelphia, thats starting on sunday night ght here on news 4 at 11 00. Lets turn to our weather now and a dangerously hot weekend forecast. Tomorrow folks is a weather alert day and Amelia Draper is in our storm center to tell us how bad it is going to feel out there. Amelia in. Our highs today were around 90 degrees. Tomorrow well have highs in the upper 90s. And feeling a few degrees warmer during the afternoon hours when you factor in the humidity. So here is yourt tomorrow, day you want to use caution when youre outdoors with the heat and humidity. Especially during the afternoon hours. As we look to the weekend and monday, notice that goes to dangerous levels, dangerously hot over the weekend. Stay indoors in the ac if you can. Keep your pets, kids in mind, check on elderly neighbors, when youre factoring the hurmt ovmi over the weekend, near record heat over the weekend. And then on tuesday, we do start to see the heat break somewhat, but youll want to use caution still when youre outdoors. Coming up in my full forecast, im going to break each day down for you, what you can expect as far as the heat and the humidity is concerned. And it will have any rain to help cool us off. Thanks, amelia. Extreme heat like this can be deadly. 105 degrees is considered a danger zone for heat related illness. Early symptoms th dizziness but can progress to confusion or nausea. Doctors say the best prevention is preparation. First of all, prepare. Timeout in the heat, do your activities early or late, hydrate, plenty of fluids before and during. One or two liters of fluid per hour outside, limit the exercise or what you do under short periods of time. D. C. Fire and ems will have five additional ambulances on the streets starting tomorrow to respond to many medical emergencies resulting from the heat. Full accountability and no special treatment. Thats the promise tonight from the Prince Georges County police chief after a grand jury indicted one of his officers. James sims is accused of taking up skirt photos of at least four women over the last year. Prosecute sarz he toors say he pictures during traffic stops. One of the victims was an off Duty Police Officer from another jurisdiction. She chased him down and investigation. Immediately upon being made aware of this, i did three things. I suspended that officer, i launched an internal investigation, and i contakcted the state attorneys office. A local woman has been sitting in a jail, thousands of miles away from home, in west africa without any communication with her husband or two daughters. And it could stay that way for a while. She was sentenced yesterday to three years in prison in her home country of giambi agambia. She did nothing wrong and theyre working with the state department to appeal her conviction. Rupert murdoch will take over as acting ceo at fox news. Now that roger ailes is out. Ailes officially resigned as chairman and chief executive of former anchor Gretchen Carlson filed a Sexual Harassment lawsuit against him earlier this month. Ailes denied any wrongdoing. He founded the Cable Network 20 years ago. In a statement, murdoch says ailes made a remarkable contribution to the company and the country. Charlotte, north carolina, is losing next years nba allstar game and all the revenue that comes with it over a controversial state law. The league made the decision because of the socalled bathroom bill, the one that mandates transgender people use bathrooms that match the sex on their birth certificate. North Carolina Governor Pat Mccrory says the law has been misrepresented. The nba will announce a new location for the 2017 allstar game in the coming weeks. The caregiver shot by police while lying down with his arms up, out of the hospital tonight in florida, coming up next, why the Police Union Says it was all a big wanted to distribute, but tonight we know how much money the cdc is sending states to fight the zika virus. A local family giving kids hope, raising money for research of a rare terminal illness. What theyre doing tomorrow for man hey baby, how are you . Woman i have a surprise for you. Man you have a surprise for me . Narrator at dominion, 1 in 5 new hires is a veteran. And when theyre away, they miss out on a lot. Because we cover any difference between their military pay and their dominion salary, and continue benefits for them and their families. Why do we do it . Because our vets sacrifice enough. Dominion. Depend on us for more than energy. Stand by me. New tonight, that unarmed africanamerican caregiver whose shooting by police was caught on camera is out of the hospital. Charles kenzie is recovering at home now according to his attorney. Monday in north miami an officer shot kenzie there while kenzie was trying to help an autis police commands, lying on his back there with his hands up there. The video appears to support at least part of his story. The Police Union Says the officer was actually trying to protect mr. Kenzie. The movement of the white individual looked like he was getting ready to discharge a firearm into mr. Kenzie. And the officer discharged trying to strike and stop the white male. That officer has been placed on administrative leave. Florida state investigators and States Attorneys Office are looking into the shooting. News 4 your health now, our area will get a boost from the federal government to fight the zika virus. Of 60 million awarded nationwide by the centers for disease control, maryland will get 1. 4 million. The district nearly a quarter of a million. We havent seen numbers for virginia yet. The state of florida will get nearly 6 million to fight the a second possible case of zika spreading locally. Neither of the florida cases appear to be travel related and neither patient appears to have had sexual contact with another zika infected patient. But were told sexual transmission has in the been completely ruled out. No hope, no cure and no treatment. Thats what a local family heard when their child was diagnosed with a rare developmental disorder. It is called kakane syndrome. Theyre getting an entire Community Involved to raise money for new research. We have the story from rockville. A felt a deep, deep desire to help. Reporter mickey is preparing for a big fundraiser at the wood monte Country Club Friday night. It will help kids including her daughter jamison who have kakane syndrome, a rare neurodegenerative disorder. There is no viable there is no treatment on the horizon, no pharmaceuticals on the horizon, nothing. Reporter she was diagnosed when she turned 3. It causes developmental delays, trouble eating, maintaining proper nutrition, along with extreme sensitivity to sunlight. There is only 200 living children and unfortunately with a shortened life span, children die before a real study could occur. And so for us, we really needed some sort of hope for treatment for our kids and research is really the only way to do that. So it was important for us to fund our own study. Reporter she started the fundraiser called butterfly bash and raised 180,000. This years goal is 200,000. 200,000 will go toward the nih and nia National Institutes on aging for a promising pharmaceutical study to help our children in treatment and to stop the progression of the disease. Reporter she hopes to give other families hope. I never want another family through. Reporter in rockville, maryland, shamari stone, news 4. Hope they raise a lot of money. So, amelia, not really good for the start of our weekend. Hasnt started yet and people are dreading the temperatures. Worst in four years, thats got my attention. Exactly. We havent hit 100 degrees since 2012. And it looks like we will hit 100 on saturday. So this is going to be the hottest it has been in our area in four years. At least so far this year we have not felt heat like this, especially factor in the humidity levels. Pause because of the extreme heat tomorrow, over the weekend, and monday, all four days well have frequent updates on news 4 and, of course, on social media, twitter, facebook and instagram. Chuck is in tomorrow morning, or in a few hours, updating the forecast. We will have some late thunderstorm chances with the high heat and humidity. Monday. After monday, weak cold front tries to move through during the evening that would can cool us off, still in the 90s. No widespread ranges, really in the forecast. Impact forecast for friday, weather having a moderate impact, upper 90s, were under a code arrange air quality alert, what that means is if you have lung, respiratory issues, young children, want to be cautious outdoors during the peak heating hours, especially. And maybe an isolated thunderstorm around friday afternoon. Now, we start off the day, 74 degrees, by lunch time, low 90s. Already hot. High temp of 99. Factor in the humidity, it is feeling like triple digits during the afternoon. Just over 100. Still hot at 8 00 p. M. , temp around 92. Now, as we look to the weekend, saturday looks to be the worst with the heat. It will feel anywhere from about 100 to 108 during the afternoon hours, sunday to not much better including anywhere between 100, 105, very similar feel on monday. It is extremely muggy in our area on monday. And with the chance of some showers and thunderstorms on monday, any of those could be strong to severe during the evening hours. Currently temperatures coming in in the 70s. 78 in washington. 72 in frederick. 70 in manassas. You can see just how hot it will feel in your neighborhood on saturday afternoon. But here is the ten day forecast. Saturday, high of 101. Sunday, high temp of 99. On monday, still in the upper 90s. Tuesday, highs in the upper 90s. Wont feel as bad because the humidity levels lower throughout the day. Wednesday and thursday, mid to upper 90s. Even the following weekend, looks like were still in the 90s. So far 18, 90 degree days this year, a little behind schedule, but were certainly going to make up for that. Sure sounds like it. All right. Coming up, George Washington troubling allegations against their head coac jasonsh. N good morning. The game started at 12 05 this afternoon. Felt like days ago. Early ball game against the dodgers. Strasburg didnt have his best stuff yesterday. For the most part, baseball players, they show up for the ballpark around 2 00 p. M. , 3 00 p. M. And get in their routine, lunch, talk to the media, warm up and stretch, little batting practice. And then it is time to play a ball game. Yesterday, different for the nationals, rubber game against the dodgers, p. M. Bryce harper showing Danny Espinoza where he slept last night. Strasburg was ready to go. Watch this. Not everyone was, though. One of the employees didnt get the menu. Wandering around the diamond. We got a game to play here. Strasburg, had trouble with this guy here, justin turner. Hes going to send this ball out of the park to left, tworun blast, big day for turner, the dodgers, up a pair of runs early on. Later on in the third, 30 pitch, hitter, out of the strike zone, he doesnt care, goes up and gets it, a threerun shot to center. Dodgers up 61. Strasburg is struck out ten, but gave up six runs over six innings. Dodgers win this one, 63. Strasburg unbeaten streak comes to an end. Orioles visiting the yankees, buck show walter back in the seventh inning, birds up a run. Jonathan scope. Taking on cc sabathia there, trying to keep him winless on his birthday in his career. Mark teixeira will misplay the relay. Another one comes in to score. Tworun double for scope and the os. 41. No troubles on the mat. Teixeira, hes going to get caught looking here. Tillman outstanding. Seven strikeouts in one run allowed in seven innings of work. He improves to 142 on the season as the birds snap their fourgame losing streak, take this one 41. College basketball, troubling allegations being made against gw mens basketball coach mike lonergan. The Washington Post reports anonymous players claiming they were emotionally and verbally abused by the coach during their time at gw. A player visited the title 9 coordinator on campus. The coordinator reportedly said the school had previously looke issue had been handled. George Washington University released a statement saying in part, as reported by the Washington Post, George Washington university had undertaken title 9 review of allegations against mens basketball coach mike lonergan. The statement went on to say, the university expects full cooperation and will not tolerate retaliation during the course of the investigation. We will also continue to inform the student athletes on our Mens Basketball Team at the university support of their resources will be available to them. All rig. Ht but how did we end up here . His mom thought he had the flu and that he was covered by the meningococcal meningitis. Vaccine he had received. Until 2014 there were. No vaccines for meningitis b in the u. S. Now there are. While uncommon, meningitis b can. Lead to death within 24 hours. Trumenba is a vaccine for 10 through 25 year olds to help prevent group b meningococcal disease. Trumenba should not be given if you had a severe allergic reaction after a previous dose. Most common side effects were injectionsite pain, fatigue. Headache, muscle pain, and chills. Ask your doctor about. All the risks and benefits of trumenba and tell them if youve received any other meningitis b vaccines. Meningitis b can be spread by typical sharing behaviors. A drink. A spoon. A kiss. It all started here. It might have been prevented with trumenba. Here is a story that surprised us. There is a Company Still making video cassette recorders, vcrs. Kids, if youre still awake, ask your parents. But thats going to change at the end of this month. They will produce the last batch of vcrs by july 30th. The company says it is having trouble getting the necessary parts to make them. Vcrs were launched 40 years ago. At the peak, the company sold 15 million a year. Last year, it sold 750,000. The v stands for vintage. Amelia, just how hot are we going to be tomorrow and saturday . Tomorrow, upper 90s as we look to saturday and sunday highs around 100. Activity over the next few days limit your Time Outdoors during the afternoon hours. Head to the pool. Stay cool. Well try. Yeah. Thanks. Have a great the tonight show with [ cheers and applause ] steve from studio 6b in Rockefeller Center in the heart of new york city, its the tonight show starring jimmy fallon. Tonight, join jimmy and his guests Alicia Vikander, celine dion, and featuring the legendary roots crew. Questlove new mexico yeah steve and now, here he is, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause ] jimmy oh welcome, everybody, welcome welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome welcome, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] hey, hey welcome to the tonight show, this is it, baby [ cheers and applause ] this is it, baby you made it. Thank you so much, everybody. Heres what everyone is talking about. Of course, the big story is ted cruz, who gave a speech at the Republican Convention last night where he refused to endorse donald trump for president. And hes not backing down. In fact, cruz said this morning that he wont be a servile puppy dog for trump. [ laughter ] then Chris Christie said, whatever, more beggin strips for me. I mean i [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] he shouldnt he shouldnt eat those. Theyre not for humans. Steve did he really say that . Jimmy theyre not for humans. Steve thats a dog treat. Jimmy theyre for animals. Yeah, no, theyre not for human consumption. Steve thats insane. [ light laughter ] jimmy ted cruz refused refused to endorse donald trump in his speech at the Convention Last night, and the crowd wasnt too happy about it. Check it out. Stand and speak, and vote your conscience, vote for candidates up and down the ticket who you trust. [ audience boos ] [ laughter ] jimmy dont boo him, booing only makes him stronger. [ laughter ] [ as cruz ] i can feel your anger flow through me. [ laughter ] [ applause ] a lot of people are wondering why the Trump Campaign would even invite ted cruz to speak at the convention in the first place. It turns out ben carson summoned him the night before by saying the word lucifer three times. Steve really . [ laughter ] jimmy and thats yeah, you cando [ applause ] this is really funny, though. I love this. Ted cruz actually gave a speech outside the convention yesterday before his big prime time speech last night. Did you see this . Outside . Steve yeah. Jimmy hes outdoors. Check out what happens right as hes talking about how he wouldnt be the republican nominee. Watch this. Our party now has a nominee. And i dont know [ audience boos ] jimmy kinda zoom in on look, its not its not made up. Look at that. [ laughter ] [ applause ] that is the best. That is the [ applause ] i think the only thing missing was a giant banner that said, suck it, loser. You know . [ laughter ] [ applause ] oh, my god. What a burn, man. Oh, my god. Meanwhile, Donald Trumps running mate mike pence gave a a speech at the Convention Last night and even poked fun at the fact most people dont know who he is. Yeah. I guess even donald trump calls him Vice President hey, buddy. [ laughter ] thats right. Mike pence officially became the republican nominee for Vice President last night, and trump decided to greet him with a kiss to celebrate. [ laughter ] oh, get ready. Some people are saying it was a a little awkward. You tell me. Donald trump is coming out on the stage. This his third appearance. [ laughter ] [ applause ] steve i guess not . Jimmy a little rough there. A little rough. But congrats to al gore who no longer has the most awkward convention kiss of all time. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Okay, its a tie. All right. [ laughter ] you both win. [ applause ] steve hey [ laughter ] what . Jimmy actually, i think the kiss between trump and pence because it wasnt set to the right music. Steve oh. Jimmy so we fixed it up a a little bit. I think it would have worked a a lot better if it went like this. Now ive had [ laughter ] the time of my life and i owe it all to you ive had [ laughter ] [ fireworks exploding ] [ applause ] get this, a new poll shows that a growing number of americans want both parties to put their differences aside and work together. And it does seem like theres room to compromise. Ill show you what i mean in tonights edition of split the difference. Here we go. Split the difference [ cheers and applause ] jimmy take a look at this first compromise. Republicans support a wall at the border. Democrats support arts funding. So they compromised, and now, the wall is built by third graders out of papiermache. [ laughter ] so everyone ynd jimmy everybody wins. Steve thats great. Everyone wins. Jimmy heres another one, here. The democrats support special labeling for gmo foods. Steve ooh. Jimmy republicans support teen abstinence programs. So they can compromise, and now, teens have to wear labels telling everyone theyre virgins. So its a great steve oh. [ laughter and applause ] thats a good compromise. Jimmy lets keep going. The republicans want to make people stop watching pornography. The democrats want to protect wildlife in the National Parks from tourists. They compromised, and now, theyll release a video of a a buffalo humping a minivan. And you go [ laughter ] steve there you go. [ applause ] jimmy i dont know if thats gonna work, but theyre working together. Steve at least theyre together. Jimmy heres the last one. The republicans want to defund planned parenthood. The democrats want to stop donald trump from preventing access to birth control. They compromised, and now, planned parenthood will hand out pictures of donald trump as birth control. [ laughter ] so there you go. Those are the compromises, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] we have a great show give it up for the roots [ cheers and applause ] jimmy thank you very much [ cheers and applause ] welcome to the show. Thank you so much for watching. Thank you for being here. Its been a great week so far. Theres more ahead, though. Tomorrow night, simon cowell will be here. [ cheers and applause ] and youtube star, lilly singh. Steve oh. Jimmy i love lilly singh. And, of course, two of my favorites, penn and teller will be joining us. Steve oh, brilliant. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy theyre my favorites. Steve theyre brilliant. Jimmy every single time, they destroy. Theyre fantastic. And, of course, ill be doing thank you notes. And its friday. And itll be fun. You dont want to miss it. But first, joining us tonight, shes quickly becoming one the biggest movie stars in the world. Her next project is jason bourne. Yeah. Its in theaters next weekend. Alicia vikander is here. Steve yeah [ cheers and applause ] jimmy almost doesnt look like its her hand at one point. I thought it was just a random hand up there. [ laughter ] just tapping her on the shoulder. Thats like a common way to right . Jimmy like if im at beach, i just go, oh, man, this is awesome. [ laughter ] steve is it hot . Jimmy whats that . Steve well, cause if its hot you can wave yourself quickly. Jimmy hows it going, man . Nice to see you. Yeah. This is awesome. Just having a blast. Hey, lets see whats happening. Thats weird. Steve take a couple photos. Jimmy we did the same thing. Yeah. Steve yeah. Jimmy yeah. Anyway, shes here. Shes the best. Shes in the new bourne movie. Alicia is going to teach me a a swedish pub game called pen and bottle. Steve ooh. Jimmy that everyone you gotta yeah. If you have a string, and a a bottle, and a pen, just get it out and get ready to [ laughter ] well play the game later. And then, plus, starting today, her latest album encore un soir is available for preorder [ cheers and applause ] the one and only celine dion is dropping by [ cheers and applause ] steve celine jimmy i love steve something casual. Jimmy i loved ive seen her in concert numerous times. I love her. Steve you okay . Jimmy whats that . Steve you all right . You all right . Jimmy yeah. Steve are you okay . Jimmy im just excited. One of my favorites are here. Its gonna be fantastic. Steve did you break your hand . Jimmy whats that . Steve oh. [ laughter ] jimmy this is very interesting. [ cheers and applause ] i love her. And i love alicia steve alicia. Jimmy Alicia Vikander as well. Its gonna be great. So celine is going to talk with me, shes going perform, and im going to challenge her to a a game of wheel of musical impressions later in the show. Steve whoa [ cheers and applause ] bon soir jimmy cest si bon it is time for tonight show hashtags, everybody [ cheers and applause ] Hashtags Hashtags jimmy oh, thank you, roots. Thank you, roots. Steve oh jimmy thank you, everybody. Hey, you guys are on twitter, right . You ever play around on twr . Well, we use twitter on our show every single week, so if you watch our show and you want to play along, we do this thing every wednesday. I will send out a hashtag and we ask you guys to tweet out things based on that topic. So since Melania Trump was accused of plagiarizing parts of her speech [ laughter ] from Michelle Obama earlier this week, i went on twitter and i sent out a hashtag called, i got busted. [ laughter ] i asked you guys to tweet out a a story about a time where you got caught doing something funny, weird, or embarrassing. We got thousands of tweets. In fact, within 30 minutes, it was a trending topic in the u. S. , so thank you for the tweets. [ cheers and applause ] do you ever think of anything where you got busted . Where you ever got in trouble . Steve ive been busted so many times. Jimmy i know. I kinda got use to it. I do remember once my mom smuggled in, like, snacks to the movie theater. Steve yeah. Jimmy you know, in her purse. Which is, you know, our right. Were allowed to in this country. But she smuggled it in, and i think she had, like, i want to say like a twoliter bottle of seltzer or something. [ laughter ] have little you know, we didnt have like a bunch of so all the sudden were watching the movie, all of the sudden you hear fssss. [ laughter ] you know, with too much seltzer. And i go, a two liter bottle . Like how much seltzer are you gonna [ laughter ] are you grilling out . Yeah. Making hamburgers. Steve yeah. Its hibachi. Jimmy yeah. So now id like to share some of my favorite i got busted tweets from you guys. Theyre really funny. The first ones from shaquilleosqueal. [ laughter ] steve thats the chipmunk shaquille oneal, right . Jimmy mmhmm. He says, one time on vacation my daughter walked in on me in the bathroom and caught me using her bronzer to draw abs on my stomach. [ laughter ] steve oh. Jimmy thats embarrassing. Thats embarrassing. Steve thats not good. [ applause ] jimmy not gonna you wont forget that. Steve no. Leave it to osqueal. Jimmy you wont forget that too soon. No, yeah. This next ones from bethanydews. She says, i thought i was the only one in the toilet so i started singing. When i was finished, someone in the next stall clapped. [ laughter ] at least they didnt boo. [ applause ] jimmy they liked it. Steve not a bad clap from the toilet seat. [ light laughter ] jimmy this ones is from kristenrose124. She says, in middle school i realized my dad was reading my diary. To get him back i starting writing about seeing my mom with a strange handsome man. [ audience aws ] [ laughter ] thats cold [ applause ] that is fantastic that is cold steve a strange handsome man. Jimmy yeah. Steve very alluring. Jimmy mmmm. This ones from vumeetsworld. She says, once my date wondered why i wanted to go to starbucks so badly. I forgot his name and figured hed have to say it there. Steve oh. [ laughter ] jimmy thats kinda genius. Steve if it works. [ applause ] jimmy hey, want to get out of here, uh . Steve sternclarth . Jimmy sternclarth . [ laughter ] steve what . Thats not my name. Jimmy is your name sternclarth . Steve thats not my name. I think they got it wrong. Jimmy sterny. I love you, sternclarth. Steve im going to get out of here. Jimmy this ones from etchedroots. She says, my little brother was a year later as we packed to move we found dirty dishes in a a box in the laundry room. [ laughter ] [ applause ] busted. Steve busted. Jimmy this last ones from terriblemommy. Steve oh. Come on. I dont think shes that bad. [ laughter ] jimmy she says, i spilled chocolate milk all over the carpet and blamed it on our kid. I forgot we had a nanny cam. Steve oh [ laughter ] jimmy i just saw you do that. There you have it. Those are our tonight show hashtags. [ cheers and applause ] to check out more of our favorites go to tonightshow. Com hashtags. Stick around, well be right back with Alicia Vikander, everybody [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy we are joined right now by an Academy Award winning actress who stars in two new movies coming out soon. On september 2nd, you can see her opposite Michael Fassbender in the light between oceans, and starting next friday, she,