Musical guest patti smith. And featuring the legendary roots crew. Questlove 735 steve and now, here he is, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause ] jimmy oh, looking good. Looking great tonight. Welcome, everybody. Welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome to the tonight show. This is it, baby. [ cheers and applause ] we made it. Were here, thank you. Well, heres what people are talking about. I guess Hillary Clintons book what happened came out today. And i heard that its almost 500 pages long. [ light laughter ] unfortunately, the only person with enough time to read it is hillary clinton. Steve wow. [ laughter and applause ] jimmy they sold one copy. Steve one person. Jimmy yeah. Well, actually i heard that hilly will actually be signing books at a costco in connecticut. [ laughter ] its going to be awesome when someone gets to the front and goes, oh, i thought this was the line for cheese samples. Im sorry. [ laughter and applause ] can you sign a cheese sample . But this is interesting, if you pick up a copy of the book, youll see that a lot of notable people wrote little blurbs in the back cover. Ill show you what i mean. For example, Vladimir Putin wrote, was like fairytale cinderella book. Princess failed and pumpkin becomes president. [ laughter and applause ] steve oh. Wow jimmy next, barack obama wrote, id say i got to hand it to you, but the last time i tried to hand you something, you lost it to donald trump. [ laughter and applause ] steve meow jimmy and finally, President Trump wrote, i loved it. Especially the end, i really did not see that coming. Enjoy. Why would you put those blurbs on the book . I dont know. [ cheers and applause ] steve wow. Jimmy but everybody is talking about this, last night on twitter, ted cruzs official account liked a pornographic video. [ laughter ] the next time cruz tries to reach across the aisle, the other senators will be like, no, thank you. Thats good. Were good. Thats right, cruz liked a a pornographic video. Some are wondering if hes going to hire a pr team to beat the scandal, but cruz says he plans to beat it alone. Steve really . [ laughter and applause ] jimmy yeah, he doesnt he says its fine. Hes got to do it. [ rim shot ] steve whoa wee jimmy on the plus side, he was wearing a fitbit, so he got his 10,000 steps in. Steve well thats good. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy hey, i dont know that i didnt even steve cruz. Jimmy this is nice, today President Trump became a a grandfather for the ninth time, yeah. When asked to name all of his grandkids, trump just started listing names from mambo number five. [ laughter and applause ] hes like, monica, erica, rita, tina. [ laughter ] and finally you guys, apple unveiled its new iphone today and get this, they say the iphone 10 will look at you and recognize you. Which means one lucky phone will be like, oh, my god, beyonce. [ laughter and applause ] we have a great show tonight. Give it up for the roots, everybody [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy that was amazing. We love it. That is ninetime grammy winning musician herb alpert sitting in with the roots tonight. [ cheers and applause ] i am honored to have you here. His current album, music volume 1, debuted at number 1 on the contemporary jazz chart and you can pick up his new holiday album, a christmas wish, on september 29th. Herb, i know youre in town wow, man, thank you so much. Jimmy youre at youre at the carlyle, right . Were at the carlyle until saturday night, yeah. Jimmy im going to go check you out. I love you so much. We always talk about you on the show cause i can go on for i mean, even this guys in love with you, lonely bull, spanish flea, all the dating game music that you hear. Thats you. You got it. Jimmy rise. We were we were just talking and i there was a song and i heard and i go, what is that song . It goes [ mimicking song ] and and so i go questlove goes, oh, its route 101. its herb alpert. I go, i know its herb, i didnt know if that was the name of the song. I love that song so much if if you could be in the worst mood when you hear the song, it just puts you in a good mood like, ill try it, can you just give a little taste and ill try it. Yeah. Jimmy just give me like [ laughter ] steve wow. Wow [ cheers and applause ] jimmy oh, i love you herb alpert right there. Go see him at the carlyle, here in new york city. [ cheers and applause ] youre music is so positive. Its just everything is really every song i hear puts me in a good mood. And youre such a talented guy. Well thats what i try to do. I try to make uplifting music. You know, were going through a a strange time right now. And in this country and around the world, i want i want music to elevate. I like that feeling. Jimmy absolutely, yeah. Its great. [ cheers and applause ] guys, we have a fun show tonight. We love when she stops by. From the new movie, mother, Jennifer Lawrence is here. [ cheers and applause ] steve oh shes the best. Jimmy look at this. Gorgeous, oh, my gosh. Beautiful right there. Jennifer we always have fun with her on the show. Jennifer challenged me to an axe throwing competition. [ light laughter ] steve the body spray . [ laughter ] jimmy yeah. Steve wow jimmy throwing aerosol cans you know how dangerous that is . Steve yeah, crazy. Jimmy ive never thrown an axe in my life and i guess she only did it once, but she challenged me and i said, yes. Steve oh. Jimmy so its happening tonight [ cheers and applause ] steve what jimmy were having it shes the best. From the new netflix series, narcos and the new movie, kingsman the Golden Circle, pedro pascal is joining us. Steve yeah [ cheers and applause ] i cannot wait. Jimmy and then oh, man, oh, man. She has a new book out today called, devotion. Performing to close the show tonight, an absolute legend, patti smith is here tonight, you guys. Steve oh [ cheers and applause ] jimmy patti smith is here. Steve what a show. Jimmy i just love her. Shes great. Guys, its time to take a look at the stories making headlines today and weigh the good with the bad. Its time for pros and cons, here we go. [ cheers and applause ] pros and cons and pros and cons and pros jimmy tonight well be taking a look at the pros and cons of the new iphone. Steve hmm. Jimmy earlier today, apple revealed their newest phone and all the updated features. So lets take a look at the pros and cons of the new iphone. Here we go. Pro, it has a glass front and a a glass back. Con, now you can crack your phone on both sides. [ laughter and applause ] steve oh jimmy thats great. Steve a winwin. Jimmy might as well throw axes around. Pro, it has a much larger screen. Con, hearing trump accuse apple of trying to make his hands look even smaller. Oh, that sounds like steve what . Jimmy ive always hated apples. [ light laughter ] theyre the worst fruit, am i right . [ laughter ] steve never eaten one. [ light laughter ] jimmy pro, theres still no headphone jack, so hang onto your dongle. [ light laughter ] con, hang onto your dongle is what ted cruz does when he logs onto twitter. Steve ayo hey [ laughter and applause ] steve dongle. Jimmy pro, apple is also releasing a new apple watch 3. Con, in case a 1,000 phone wasnt enough to tell your friends i make more money than you. [ laughter and applause ] its like, yeah. I can call from my arm too. Steve i got it. It broke. Jimmy pro, it has a a bezelfree display. Con, awe, man, they got rid of the bezel. Cant believe they got rid of the bezel. [ light laughter ] the bezel was my favorite part. [ laughter and applause ] i love the bezel. Whats a phone without a bezel . You got to have the bezel. [ laughter ] whats wrong with the bezel . Pro, it uses facial recognition instead of a password. Con, getting locked out of your phone every time you get a a pimple. Oh, just like that [ laughter and applause ] its not recognizing me steve this is not you. Wait, ted cruz . Jimmy no, im not ted cruz. This is not you is what the robot says, though . Steve yeah. [ light laughter ] my friend. Jimmy whoever it is, it is me. Steve no, its not you anymore. Jimmy finally, pro, you have clearest audio for making phone calls. Con, the only people who still make phone calls in 2 2017 are your parents. Steve yeah jimmy there you go. Those are the pros and cons, everybody. Well be right back with Jennifer Lawrence. Come on back. [ cheers and applause ] the all new 2018 camry. Toyota. Lets go places. Heare you one sneeze away from being voted out of the carpool . Try zyrtec® its starts working hard at hour one and works twice as hard when you take it again the next day. Stick with zyrtec® and muddle no more®. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy our first is an Academy Award winning actress who stars in a new movie called mother which opens a friday. Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome the one and only Jennifer Lawrence. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy jennifer, everybody. Jennifer, welcome back hey. Jimmy welcome back, welcome back. Hey. Jimmy i love having you. Thanks, awe. Jimmy you look gorgeous as always. Thank you. Jimmy talk about gorgeous look at this right here. Oh, lala, saison. Thank you. Jimmy i mean this is the biggest night i didnt know you spoke french. Jimmy well [ laughter ] this is the largest magazine i have ever seen in my lifetime. Yeah, well an the interesting thing jimmy this is Hillary Clintons new book. [ laughter ] jimmy its unbelievable. I dont know why she chose me for the cover. Jimmy its your book. But its really flattering. Jimmy but youre honored. Yeah. Jimmy this is gorgeous. I said, of course. Jimmy of course. How many theres different covers, right . Yeah, this is the annie leibovitz. I actually have i dont own one of these, because i thought that would be super modest. Jimmy yeah, just having it around your apartment. Oh, i guess im on the cover of vogue. Thats not me. Jimmy yeah, its hard to find you in here. None of these are you. This is the one with bruce weber. Jimmy oh, that is you. Oh, bruce weber. And i havent worked with bruce weber since i was 15 and i did an abercrombie shoot. Jimmy me too im his i was [ laughter ] and i have none of the pictures. Jimmy im always shirtless at abercrombie. None of the pictures ended up being useful, because they told us to play football, but it was like you know, like, model football. But i was like, red faced, sweating, nostrils flared, like, uhh. At one point one girl said, get her away from me. [ laughter ] jimmy really . And then, yeah. And then when i went to do the shoot with bruce, hang on. We did when had done this photo. How does this work . Jimmy its a magazine. Oh. Jimmy oh, wait. So we had done this photo, where my hair is all greasy. And so next day i showed up and tried to wash my hair like six times. And it just was not going anywhere. And so i showed up, hadnt seen him since i was 15, all sweaty and disgusting. I showed up like a grease ball. Theyre like, what are we going to do . We have to wash your hair. And, uh, i speak french too. Ohlala, saison. Ohh yeah. Youre not the only one. Jimmy look at this the horse whisperer. I mean, look at this. Yeah, i dont know if the horse is doing that because, i was doing that. Jimmy yeah, are you frightening are you was that real . Yeah, it was real. Jimmy it was real. The horses were very real. Jimmy what were you do saying to the horse . Stand up. [ laughter ] what else do you say to a a horse. Jimmy you said i dont know, man. But you, you grew up with horses. So this must have i did, yeah. I grew up i grew up with horses. Jimmy what was yours horses name . I had, well, i had many horses. Um, but jimmy bones, was one. It was there was one horse named bones. Growing up on a farm, you have ups and downs. Theres good things and very sad things. I was at a cheerleading competition. I was a cheerleader. Which im really proud of. Jimmy yeah. I was at a cheerleading competition. My mom was mouthing something and i didnt understand, and she was like, what . Shes like, bones is dead. [ laughter ] bones died. I was like, what . Jimmy bones is dead. Yeah, and shes here and i was like, can you try to rethink what your thinking was on the timing on that . Jimmy did you start crying . No, then they she went into how what shes getting my, um, 3yearold nephew for his birthday. Shes like, did i tell you what im getting theo for his birthday . Im getting him a leaf blower. A real leaf blower. [ laughter ] jimmy a real leaf blower. A real jimmy hes gonna love it. Yeah. He actually really will. Jimmy he will . How old is he . Hes turning three. He loves engines, trains, locomotives. Jimmy i remember when i was three. Is that what they are called . Jimmy yeah. Oh cool. Jimmy yeah, well i dont think youre gonna get him a a locomotive. I dont know why i keep drinking this water. Jimmy cause water is good for you. I remember as a kid i really wanted a metal detector. I dont live by the beach. I didnt grow up i just had my back and my front yard. Oh, i was picturing oh, you mean, the scanner. I thought you meant like the kind we walk through in the airport. [ laughter ] jimmy i joined the tsa when i was 3 years old. [ laughter ] no, i begged for and finally got a clap on clap off. In my room. Oh, it was sick. Jimmy it didnt quite work. My grandparents had that and they hooked to the Christmas Tree but also the television. Oh, my god. Jimmy it was so awful. cause they would be like [ clap clap ] i would just run into there i would run into the room clap and then leave the room. And like, the tree would go off, the tv would turn on. They loved me. I was a great grandkid. Wow. Jimmy yeah, i was great. You sound like a hoot. Jimmy i know, yeah. I want to talk to you about reality shows because i know i heard that you like reality shows. And i love them, im obsessed. What do bravo, is it, bravo . Jimmy bravo is on in my household 24 7. I am a i guess kind of a a producer of all of the real housewives, andy cohen and i. Jimmy that is not true. I would call us colleagues. Jimmy you and andy cohen . Yeah, i get really passionate and i give him a lot of advice. Jimmy wait, i do too. I know, really . But do you text him . Do you make a difference in the show, like me . Jimmy ive never made a a dent. Do you really . Have you changed the i mean, well see cause one of the stars fates is kind of in my hands. [ light laughter ] so. Jimmy this is insane. Well, not to brag. Jimmy which ones do you watch . Well, i have different with beverly hills, my friends and i have a drinking game. With anytime lisa rinna says her husbands full name harry hamlin. She calls have you guys ever noticed that . She always goes, harry hamlin is on his way. Jimmy yeah, yeah. And so we have a drinking game for that. Jimmy every time she says his full name. But my when i found out when luanne announced her divorce to tom. I was horrified and shocked, and my stomach dropped, because i realize i had just seen the reunion, which means they arent filming. So i texted andy, and i was like, get a camera in ramonas face right now. I also told him to show the interview, or not the interview but the moment in the berkshires where betheny is crying and going, i just dont think your guy is a good guy. Anyway, i dont know. Jimmy not thats it i mean its hard to explain its hard to explain the ways of producing, you know, if youre not a producer. So. Jimmy oh, my god. Youre un does andy every call you and give you ideas for your set . He wouldnt get it. Oh, its a little bit over your head you wouldnt get it. [ laughter ] does andy ever call and give you notes . On your acting . He doesnt say the same thing about me. Jimmy yeah, no, yeah. I have to tell you saw mother last night. Im still shaken to the core. I thought you were just kidding, okay. Jimmy not my mother. Right. Jimmy i saw mother the other night. Like its our mother. Oh, thank you for seeing it. Jimmy no, your movie mother. Yeah, its very its hard to watch. Jimmy yeah, we dont have the same were not brother and sister. [ laughter ] youre the daddy. I thought you were being andy cohen. Okay, anyway. Jimmy no, yeah. No, i saw the movie i saw your movie last night directed by darren aranovsky. Which is a coincidence i grew up with an aaron daranoski. Oh, really . Jimmy no relation. Oh, and i saw this move last night and i am still shaking. I dont know what i went trough. Yeah, i know. Jimmy why did how did you act in this . Did you take a giant vacation after this role . This is insane. I mean, ive already said this. I dont know if people got this. I got to such a low point, in the film, emotionally, like, i was going to such a dark place eventually i had to bring the kardashians in. [ light laughter ] not in person, obviously. Jimmy that happens. No, no that happens they do that for people. Yeah. Jimmy yeah they show up its like a party bus. They show up like, were here to carry ya out. Whats up . Oh, my god. Jimmy you know khloe, kendell, they go though the whole family. Oh, my god, no, we we i had to do this one scene. That like, i had never gone that, like, dark before, i dont want to sound like my craft, but i had never done something that horrifying. So i started getting scared like a couple of days before and i was like, i needed a a tent to be away from all the extras. So i didnt know what i would do. And then eventually one kardashian came and then another kardashian came. Jimmy like a clown car. Yeah, they all come out of one car. It was just a computer playing the kardashians and had head shots and it also little notes of like to me from them that i had written. Yeah, of course. Yeah. Just like, just to keep you happy. Yeah, like, which i cant share any of them, because i dont want to offend anybody but just like my own personal thoughts. Jimmy but they make you happy . I dont know. No i because im watching im going, this is just insane for one person to do all this. You were so good. Oh, thank you. Jimmy youre so talented. Thanks. Jimmy and im just like i feel for you and im like, i dont know how much i can take. I know, my whole family is going to see it tomorrow. And im really scared. Im like, really worried about my brother seeing it. Jimmy oh, it is bizarre. We saw it, and it had an awesome sound system. The place was rattling. Because sound is a very i would say is one of your costars in the film. Would you agree . Totally. Yeah. The design, the amount of effort that darren put into the sound design was really grade a. Jimmy tell him he did a a great job from like its from me. Okay, i will. Jimmy i think i know what im talking about. [ light laughter ] it starts off, and you hear every creek, and every little thing and i go okay, and by the end i dont i hate to i dont even know what to tell people about the movie. I dont really know what to tell people either. Ive gone between either not saying anything and just telling everybody everything. Jimmy just go see it. Just go see it. And not know anything. Thats what i did. Or you can google all the times ive just spilled the entire plot. Jimmy no, dont. We wont do that here. Theres many of them. Jimmy but you guys javier bardem, and you you hes a writer, and you have this remote house in the middle of nowhere, then and a a strange dude that represent earth. Jimmy youre spoiling a a bit. I know, i know, i know. I really cant help it. Jimmy stop it. I know but i feel like the metaphors are so good. Jimmy dont tell people what to think. No dont. Cause people dont, dont know. Jimmy the metaphors, yeah, no they do they get the metaphors. You sound just like darrenoski. Jimmy aaron darrenoksi . Darren oksay. Jimmy oh, darren oksay, oh yeah, i knew him, too. His parents owned a car wash. Oskys car wash. [ light laughter ] i dont know what a stranger comes to the door, its ed harris, and things just get weird. Yeah. Jimmy it gets insane. Yeah they almost get biblical. Jimmy i was going insane watching it. This is the most wow. Its beautifully shot. When i saw it with an audience, i felt like, really shook afterwards, and i told darren aside and i was like, this is a mistake and we took it too far. [ light laughter ] and then like, he was like, what . And 30 minutes later i was like, ah, no. Jimmy you were singing were you singing Christmas Carols . You were trying to play Christmas Music to keep you happy . That was yeah, after i would do a scene and i would try to or if we were doing rehearsals, anytime i didnt want to feel too much, or just again feel so like so like but if i didnt want to feel something or was feeling something gross and i wanted to get out of it, i would listen to Bruce Springsteens santa claus is comin to town. So there was this one i would be crying on, like, an apple box in the corner like santa clause is comin to town you better watch out you better not cry you better not pout im telling you why santa claus is comin to town jimmy it makes you happy, yeah. You got to get up some herb albert on your playlist cause that makes you happy as well. God, i wish that just happened in life. Where you just started singing jimmy yeah, that does, it did just happen. It did, yeah, this is life. Jimmy this is life. I forgot. Jimmy i want to show a clip of mother, not, again, not our mother, this is the movie mother. Heres Jennifer Lawerence in mother. Take a look at this. Jimmy what thats what im talking about. I know thats the whole movie. I wasnt paying attention. Jimmy dont pay attention. Oh, my gosh. My brother is really sensitive to scary things. He cant watch the trailer. He was scared of oompa loompas. Jimmy people are freaked out, right now. So then so youre coming on the show. Im so excited youre coming on, then we hear from matt. Matt jimmy matt, that you want to challenge me to an ax throwing competition. Now, what is this story . Where did this start . Have you ever done it . Its not much of a story. Jimmy no. Just thought itd be fun to do with me. It was i went to a bar with one of my brothers in kentucky called flying axes, and i threw axes and drank beer. Jimmy the bar is called the bar is throwing axes . Called flying axes. Jimmy you drink and throw axes . Yeah. [ light laughter ] jimmy what is wrong with people. Yeah. Jimmy oh, my goodness. I cant believe you did that. On second thought, it should be more like a tea or coffee place. Jimmy yeah beverages you just throw axes. But i had a lot of fun. And so i thought we would have fun. Jimmy when we come back im gonna do it. When we come back. I just really dont want you to win. [ light laughter ] i dont want that. Jimmy oh, my god that character. I just dont want you to win. I dont have any money but can i just have it . Jimmy you were like waiting for me to say something. Im going to win, yeah. Jimmy when we come back jennifer and i are having an axe throwing competition. [ cheers and applause ] when you dont get enough sleep, and your body aches, youre not yourself. Tylenol® pm relieves pain and helps you fall fast asleep and stay asleep. We give you a better night, youre a better you all day. And for your daytime pain relief, try tylenol® extra strength. I look back on my life and i know what it was for. What if i struggled. What if i sacrificed. And what if i swore id succeed. So you could wake up one day with the choice to be anything you wanted. 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[ light laughter ] ten points for the hat, five for the body, two for the legs, and uno, as the french say the hands. [ light laughter ] well throw three axes each most points at the end is the winner. I will take the first throw. Stand back. [ cheers and applause ] [ drumroll ] jimmy here comes daddy [ audience oohs ] [ cowbell ] [ light laughter ] no, stop, hey put that thing down. Oh, my do i go now . Jimmy we just killed the stage manager. Okay, dont worry about it, its fine. Its totally fine. Jennifer, you go. [ drumroll ] ha [ cowbell ] jimmy gosh. [ drumroll ] hey jimmy, i just remembered something. No [ cheers ] jimmy wait a minute, stop, stop, stop, stop. What . Jimmy stop, do you take that off . What . We have to take that off . Jimmy make sure [ laughter ] got a lot of wood there. [ laughter ] [ cowbell ] make sure you go for the the hat. [ cheers ] [ audience oohs ] ugh. Jimmy do i get any points for that . I feel like maybe i should keep throwing until i win. I dont know, am i that thinks that . Jimmy its right in the middle right there. [ cheers and applause ] [ drumroll ] [ audience oohs ] oh, my god [ laughter ] jimmy cmon. Get away. Oh jimmy oh, my goodness. Oh, my god [ drumroll ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy there we go. I win, the champion oh, oh, god. Jimmy stop, stop, stop. Jennifer lawrence, everybody. Mother is in theatres jennifer, stop. On friday. Pedro pascal joins us after the break. Come on back, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] when youre close to the people you love, does psoriasis ever get in the way of a touching moment . If you have moderate to severe psoriasis, you can embrace the chance of completely clear skin with taltz. Taltz is proven to give you a chance at completely clear skin. With taltz, up to 90 of patients had a significant improvement of their psoriasis plaques. In fact, 4 out of 10 even achieved completely clear skin. Do not use if you are allergic to taltz. 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I didnt get a chance to say hi to her, but i do owe her a a thank you. Jimmy yeah, no, what what is the story here . She kept me from getting kicked out of a u2 concert. [ light laughter ] jimmy she is really fun. So what happened . Shes very sweet. We i got invited to see the joshua tree concert. David and dan, writers of game of thrones invited me to the concert. And somehow they were cool enough to get into this room where amazing people like Jennifer Lawrence were hanging. So i go and i im such an idiot. And i go and i have a a drink, i have my beer. And like shes having a a conversation and i just go and i just like, you know, sitting next to her like this basically. And then she finally she just and so shes like she turns to me yeah. Jimmy yeah. Basically. Jimmy shes like being she had a moment. There was a moment where she didnt have anybody to talk to and she was like, narcos, right . [ light laughter ] and i was like [ laughter ] jimmy fat albert dancing. Yeah, exactly, yeah. I love it. Yeah, shes so we chatted and we talked about narcos. Jimmy oh, my god. Thats ridic your voice, it just went totally a different octave right there. Yes, it did. And then, the show started and we got moved around. And there was like a special, special, special place to see the show and we thought if we like lingered around the security person that they would let us in. And they we didnt. We didnt have the green bracelet or the pink one or whatever the hell it was. Jimmy yeah. And they wouldnt let us in. And and she was just like, oh, hes she was in there. She was in the special, special place. Jimmy yeah. Shes like, theyre with us. Jimmy hey. Wow, see thats a buddy to have, Jennifer Lawrence. [ cheers and applause ] thank you, Jennifer Jimmy shes the best. I wanna lets talk about narcos, cause its back, season 3. You say this you think this is the best season yet. I kind of do think it is the best season jimmy you do . Yeah. Jimmy whats happening . I know everyones going to miss pablo escobar, wagner moura is amazing. Hes been on your show. Hes incredible. Jimmy hes fantastic. We go up to the cali Cartel People know less about them, but the fact is, is if they were more powerful, they had more money. They owned the society that they were implemented into that they were hidden in, really. They were in everyones pocket, so theyre kind of like an impossible enemy to take down as far as the dea is concerned. I mean, they owned everybody. And they took over miami, they took over new york, they started getting over to asia. They were the richest cocaine drug kingpins on the planet. Jimmy i mean, i think the thing that i like about it is that you can get its not like a movie where you just get in and get cause you really get into these characters while they figure that stuff out. Yeah. Jimmy its scary too. Binge it its its its a good one. Im proud of it. Jimmy i will, ill binge it. Yeah, ill binge it. Lets talk about kingsman now. Okay. Jimmy the Golden Circle. Yeah. Jimmy here you are, amazing cast colin firth, channing tatum, julianne moore, jeff bridges, halle berry i think its just really brave of fox to make a big you know, to do a make a a sequel with a bunch of nobodies. [ laughter ] jimmy thank you, thats really good, yeah. You know . Jimmy its great, its fast, its funny. Theres a lot of hightech weaponry and things like that in this kingsman thing. And then, your weapon is not a a hightech. You have a lasso and a and a whip. I get primitive. Jimmy yeah, you have a whip and a lasso. Were you i have a whip and a lasso, yeah. Jimmy was it cgied in the movie . Well, okay, i was i was really bad at the lasso. Jimmy okay. [ light laughter ] youre just going to say it . I was i sucked at it. Jimmy okay. Can i say that on what were on right now . Yeah, yeah. Jimmy please, we just threw an axe at a mans crotch. So basically so like the lasso i just had to stand there and just be like you know. [ laughter ] you know. [ cheers ] that was that was jimmy so it was a fake rope yeah. Jimmy that you had to do that. I mean, i had rope that like no longer continued past my thumb. [ laughter and applause ] jimmy you were basically basically the directors going to kill me. Hes going to be like jimmy i could have done i could have done, yeah. So you had to do that, how many takes did you have to do of that . I had to do it for like four months. [ laughter and applause ] jimmy thats pretty that thats soul crushing yeah, right. Jimmy but, you know, you did it and it looks so, so great. But then, you the lasso i caught a couple of chairs. [ light laughter ] pulled them in. Jimmy so the lassos one thing, the whip, you kind of mastered the whip. I got it well, i mean, i jimmy you got the whip crack. I i i feel i felt more confident with the whip. It i enjoyed it more. Jimmy yeah, see im more comfortable with the naenae, but you do the whip and thats [ laughter ] [ rim shot ] thank you, thank you, questlove, thank you, thank you. Youre youre youre pretty good with an axe. Jimmy yeah, i appreciate that. But, we happen to have oh, gosh. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy a real a real one. Wait, wait, wait, if youre to if youre going to do anything, you have to put these on. No, ill keep these. Jimmy okay. Yeah. All right, then, ill put these on. Yeah, you put those on. Jimmy whatevers safer for you. Where are you going to whip . Ill go over here. Oh, my god, what is this like what are what if this is one of the moments i look back on for the rest of my life as like that i never came back from. [ laughter ] jimmy no, no, this is going to be great. [ whip crack ] [ cheers and applause ] [ whip crack ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy dude just stop just stop that right now put it down, put it down or ill get security. Security, get that thing out of his hand dude respect, respect, respect. Its addictive. Jimmy can we see that . Can we see that in slow motion . That was nice. [ whip crack ] jimmy you all right . All right, we dont have to see that in slow motion. Dont have to see everything in slow motion. Ive never dealt with it that was all right, i want to show everyone a clip, yeah, yeah. I want to show everyone a clip from the movie. Heres pedro pascal in kingsman the Golden Circle. Take a look at this. [ cheers and applause ] thats not what i call a a kentucky welcome. Manners maketh man. Let me translate that for you. [ whip cracking ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy pedro pascal, everybody. Kingsman the Golden Circle is in theaters and imax september 22nd. Well be right back with a a performance from patti smith. Come on back, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] this this this this is my body of proof. Proof of less joint pain and clearer skin. 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It all started when sophia found the Perfect Little mug at marshalls. Then piece by piece, surprise by surprise, she built the greatest guest bathroom ever. Did she expect to get so much bang for so few bucks . No. But great things happen when you choose surprise. Whatd ya think . Were almost there. Um, on the jingle though, brad, i want to feel it right here. Hmmhmm. Like here, in the chest . No, no, your heart. Heart. In your heart. Hmmhmmhmmhmmhmmhmmhmm. Yes close. Close. Were almost there. Almost. I basically got it, right . Basically, almost. But youre doing great. What did i just get into . Hmm . Nothing. Being the incredibly busy man that i am, ive asked chase sapphire reserve cardmembers to scout the world to find my next vacation. Elton, what are you up to . Im having breakfast in uganda. Uganda be kidding me, elton its a. Its a joke. James, were going to look for gorillas hang on, what . Thats a real silverback gorilla. Look at it no, dont look at it. Shhhhh stay. Okay. Im freaking out sapphire reserve, from chase. Make more of whats yours. Dude. Yodude. Unchings stheyre just jealous. Kelloggs raisin bran crunch with crunchy clusters and the taste of apples and strawberries. I got one guess were having cereal for dinner. Kelloggs raisin bran crunch apple strawberry. My advice for looking get your beauty sleep. And use aveeno® absolutely ageless® night cream with active naturals® blackberry complex. Younger looking skin can start today. Absolutely ageless® from aveeno®. The all new 2018 camry. Toyota. Lets go places. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy tonights musical guest is an iconic singer, songwriter and poet who will honor her late husband fred sonic smith with a a special concert at central park summer stage this thursday evening. Performing her classic people have the power with tony shanahan, and her kids jackson and jesse, please welcome patti smith. [ cheers and applause ] i was dreaming in my dreaming of an aspect bright and fair and my sleeping it was broken but my dream it lingered near in the form of shining valleys where the pure air recognized and my senses are newly opened i awakened to the cry that the people have the power to redeem the work of fools upon the meek the graces shower its decreed the people rule the people have the power believe it the people have the power make it so the people have the power the people have the power where there were deserts i saw fountains and like cream the waters rise and we strolled there together with none to laugh or criticize and the leopard and the lamb lay together truly bound well i was hoping in my hoping to recall what i had found i was dreaming in my dreaming god knows a purer view as i surrender into my sleeping i commit my dream to you the people have the power to dream the people have the power to vote the people have the power to strike the people have the power to live the power to dream to rule to wrestle the world from fools its decreed the people rule its decreed the people rule listen i believe everything we dream can come to pass through our union we can turn the world around we can turn the earths revolution we have the power people have the power people have the power the people have the power dont forget it use your voice thank you. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy oh, my goodness. Thank you so much. Thank you so much. Thank you, thank you very much. I love you. Thank you so much. Patti smith right there. Jackson smith, jesse paris smith, tony shanahan. Catch them in central park on thursday. Well be right back, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy my thanks to Jennifer Lawrence, pedro pascal, patti smith once again [ cheers and applause ] herb alpert. [ cheers and applause ] and the roots from philadelphia, pennsylvania. The roots right there. [ cheers and applause ] stay tuned for late night with seth meyers. Thank you for watching. Have a great night. I hope to see you tomorrow. Thank you, byebye. [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] announcer from 30 Rockefeller Plaza in new york, its late night with seth meyers. Tonight emma roberts. Chat and music from father john misty. Featuring the 8g band with elaine bradley. [ cheers and applause ] ladies and gentlemen, seth meyers. [ cheers and applause ] seth good evening. Im seth meyers. This is late night. How is everybody doing tonight . [ cheers and applause ] great to hear. Absolutely fantastic to hear. In that case, lets get to the news. Hillary clintons new book titled what happened was released today as was putins new book me. [ laughter ]