Featuring brent faiyaz and shy glizzy, and featuring the legendary ots crew. Questlove 773 chicago steve and now, here he is, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause ] jimmy oh, oh, oh, i feel the love. I feel the love out there. Welcome. [ cheers and applause ] welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome to the tonight show. This is it, you made it. Youre here. [ cheers and applause ] the tonight show. We got a hot, fresh new show tonight. You guys, thanksgiving is just three days away. [ cheers ] i saw that tomorrow President Trump will pardon a turkey at the white house. [ light laughter ] then hell spend the next week criticizing him for not thanking him enough. [ laughter and applause ] i shouldve let you got eaten. [ laughter ] actually, the white house just posted photos of the two turkeys trump will pardon and they also released of the two turkeys trump refuses to pardon. Take a look. There they are, yeah. Steve wow. [ laughter and applause ] jimmy a bit of a scandal. A bit of a scandal. Steve really . Jimmy yeah. It came out that National Security advisor h. R. Mcmaster called President Trump an idiot, and said he had the intelligence of a kindergartner. [ light laughter ] and trump said, oh, yeah . Then why am i reading at a a first grade level . [ laughter and applause ] and tweeting at a sixth grade level calm down. [ light laughter ] im gonna go have lunch with the turkeys. Steve what . Jimmy not only am i pardoning them, im hanging out with them all week. [ light laughter ] this weekend trump sent a tweet where he criticized senator jeff flake for saying bad things about quote, your favorite president. [ light laughter ] people were like, he said bad things about obama . [ laughter and applause ] hes talking about me well, this is pretty big. After saying that hed let people import elephant trophies into the u. S. , trump got a lot of backlash from the public and changed his mind. Yeah, trumps really really trying to win back animal lovers, even made his own Nature Documentary thats coming out. Steve oh. Jimmy yeah, watch this. This is donald trump, and i love animals. Which is why i made trumps planet earth. Im gonna tell you about all my favorite animals, such as the chimichanga. The walrus. Mitch mcconnell. [ indiscernible ] the topanga. Mufasa. And, of course, my favorite. Orange tan. [ laughter and applause ] jimmy its weird right . Steve orange tan . Jimmy orange tan. Steve wow. Jimmy meanwhile, al franken said that he isnt resigning, but will spend the next few days reflecting. Reflecting is a political term meaning, hope someone else gets busted and this whole thing blows over. [ laughter and applause ] smart. Another big story here, last night Charles Manson died at the age of 83. Which means today he met his new roommates, adolf, osama, and the time warner Customer Service reps. [ cheers and applause ] thats right, Charles Manson passed away. Then dancing with the stars was like, well, on to o. J. All right here we go. [ laughter and applause ] we gotta make some calls. Get on that. This is cool, last night the balloons for the macys thanksgiving day parade were inflated. Its a big deal. This year is actually the parades 91st anniversary. Isnt that wild . Thats amazing, yeah. [ applause ] i think you can sort of tell the balloons are getting a a little older though. Ill show you what i mean. For example, heres what the elf on the shelf balloon used to look like. Heres what it looks like now. [ laughter and applause ] steve wow. Jimmy yeah, i mean heres what the Charlie Brown balloon used to look like. Heres what it looks like now. You see what im saying . Steve wow. [ laughter and applause ] jimmy and finally, heres what the Ronald Mcdonald used to look like. Heres what it looks like now. Steve wow. [ cheers and applause ] and its just very, very they might want to work on the balloons a little bit. Well be there. Thats right, this thursday is thanksgiving, its going to be Donald Trumps first thanksgiving as president. And a lot of people are wondering what a trump family thanksgiving is like. Well, we have an expert on the topic. Please welcome tonight show correspondent patty harrison. Hey, patty. [ cheers and applause ] thanks, jimmy, its really great to be back. Jimmy patty, what can you tell us about the trumps thanksgiving plans . Im actually a longtime friend of the family, so i eat with them every year. Jimmy really . Mmhmm. Jimmy you spend thanksgiving with the trumps . Yeah, a few years ago, i told them im eric trumps wife, and no one questioned it. [ laughter ] jimmy makes sense. Okay how does a typical trump family thanksgiving work . First, lets talk seating arrangements. I sit at the big table with donald, melania, ivanka, and jared. Jimmy mmhmm. Eric and don jr. Sit at the kids table. [ light laughter ] jimmy oh, perfect, yep. And tiffany sits outside. [ laughter ] [ audience ohs ] jimmy okay now, do you guys say grace . Absolutely jimmy, the trumps are a family driven by values. We all hold hands and read from the good book, the art of the deal. [ laughter ] jimmy okay, yeah. And then what happens . They bring out the turkey and its a free for all. Eric grabs a wing, ivanka grabs a thigh, donald trump grabs a a turkey by the jimmy all right, all right. [ laughter ] okay, patty, patty, patty. Wait a second. Jimmy what about dessert, do they have apple pie or pumpkin pie . Actually, for dessert, we have creme brulee, which melania flambes just by staring at it with her fiery gaze of steely regret. [ laughter ] jimmy wow, and how does the night end . Its beautiful. Trump, don jr. And eric all sit on the couch watching football. And if you squint hard enough, they start to look like the colors of the changing leaves. [ laughter and applause ] jimmy oh thats beautiful. Thank you, patty harrison, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] thank you patty. Hey, i saw that the georgia dome was demolished today in atlanta. Did you see this . Its fantastic. A cameraman for the Weather Channel had a perfect shot lined up, because they were going to demolish the georgia dome, yeah. So hes got it all lined up, perfect shot, and then he ran into a little trouble. Take a look at this. [ crashing ] jimmy there he goes. [ laughter ] bus, get out of the way. Bus. Get out of the way, bus. [ light laughter ] [ applause ] jimmy meanwhile, everyone on the bus was like, wow, what a view when are you going to see Something Like this . Its award winning. Some news out of england. I saw that Queen Elizabeth and Prince Philip are celebrating their 70 anniversary by getting new portraits together. It was a big day for them and a a huge day for the photographer at sears. [ laughter and applause ] cock your head like that. This is going viral, at a High School Wrestling match in texas. A referee used a pretty interesting move to get into position. Take a look at this. [ crowd noise ] [ laughter ] jimmy come on. Steve come on. Jimmy come on. Steve what, thats it. Jimmy come on. Can we see that again . I just want to see steve its not about me, man. Its about the kids. Jimmy even crazier, he walked home like that. Steve are you serious . [ laughter ] jimmy i think it might be time to start drug testing the refs. I really do. [ light laughter ] and finally i read that for the first time, youre going to need a reservation to visit santa at macys. But if you dont mind the smell of whiskey, theres still a a zero wait to visit santa at jc penney. [ laughter ] we have a great show tonight, give it up for the roots, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy thank you, guys. Guys we have a fun show tonight. I had a i had a great weekend, i went to boston, which is one of my favorite cities. And i went to this event called comics come home, hosted by denis leary. And it benefits the cam neely foundation, which is just fantastic to Cancer Patients and their families. But there was so many great comedians. So its all comedians its like the garden. Its giant and its boston, but i got a i was just blown away, i just want to give a a shout out to the comedians. cause ive been out of the standup game for a long time, i dont really really even know how to do standup really any more. But these guys are unbelievable. Lenny clarke was very furious and funny. Robert kelly, gosh this guy destroyed. He has a good bit about [ light laughter ] again, i cant steve go see it. Jimmy lil rel howery. Jared freid, jeff ross jeffrey ross . Does he go by jeff ross now . I used to know. Is it jeff now . Steve was jeffery, but now hes hip. Jimmy yeah. [ light laughter ] hes un hes on fire. Ive known him for years, and he crushed. Jeff ross was great. He also you know, the roast master he does the steve i love how he does that. Jimmy he did a speed roast, and he got all the people up on stage. And it was i cant even tell you. [ laughter ] it was great. Dude, he is brilliant. I remember he had a joke years ago, he probably doesnt do it any more. But hes very dry, and he said, i ran into Angela Lansbury at an antique store. 50. [ laughter ] great joke. Thats such a such a great joke. Steve old school jokes, man. Jimmy its just great. He doesnt do it anymore, gosh. Mo amer, oh, my gosh. Do you remember that guy, hes a comedian. Hes a muslim comedian. He sat next to eric trump in first class . Steve yeah, yeah. Jimmy dude, wait til you hear him tell the story. He got upgraded to first class. Hes like [ laughter ] juston mckinney, juston mckinney. Oh, my gosh. Hes really denis of course, denis leary did a whole bit about just how hes 60 and he doesnt care anymore. [ light laughter ] he just say whatever he wants. We did a man, just went off. You could tell he went from host into like his old School Standup thing. Its so amazing to see these guys get up on stage. And like, theyre all so nice, and i brought my dad, and they were talking to my dad. It was really nice. And then its about time for them to go on stage. And youre like, oh, yeah, thats cool. All right, ill talk to you later. Heres robert kelly. And then they standup and they go like walk out and say like theyre going into a a fight. [ light laughter ] its like the its amazing. Its just that they get into that mindset, and they all destroyed. It was really, really i needed a laugh, it was great. And at the end i did a lip sync battle with denis leary, and he beat me. [ light laughter ] but he cheated, he had like, you know, shots of all the boston teams winning championships and stuff. And he did, we are the champions. And they just bostons such a great city. I always feel like its a a different country, just the way they talk and the way they just its like ive never met anyone yes, a totally different world. I loved it so much. Its fantastic. But anyways, i went out and i did my song, and it was okay. And so denis won. But then we sang walk this way together. And i go, great. And we do walk this way. And then denis goes, as were doing the song he goes, and give it up for john mayer, everybody. [ light laughter ] john mayer walks out. And starts playing the guitar. Thats me and john right there. [ cheers and applause ] what a great dude. John mayer totally came out and shredded, hes so good. But that was just it was a a great night. So if you ever next year, you want to go see comics come home in boston, go check it out. You are guaranteed to laugh. And thank congrats to all those guys. [ cheers and applause ] such a great time. Guys, it is monday we are so happy to be back. We have a big week of shows ahead, gwen stefani, Denzel Washington will be here. [ cheers and applause ] denzel. Steve denzel. Jimmy gwen. Oh, and be sure to tune in thanksgiving night, just put on nbc and just leave it on. [ light laughter ] steve just leave it on. Watch the parade. Jimmy just walk away yeah, come in and out, its fine. You dont have to Pay Attention to it. Put on the football game, sit down with your glass of steve chardonnay or jimmy luke warm butter milk. Whatever. [ laughter ] and whatever one does. No, but thanksgiving thanksgiving night, do you have leftovers that night . Steve i usually eat everything thats there, so i have to go buy more food. I have a problem. [ light laughter ] ill break into a boston market. Jimmy boston market. Steve give me that corn. Jimmy oh, my gosh. [ light laughter ] but stay tuned, because we have a really funny show. Jerry seinfeld will be on the show thanksgiving night. Steve come on. [ cheers and applause ] one of the funniest comedians ever. Steve hes the best. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy i love the guy. Were going to catch up with jerry, and then for the first time ever, were going to go headtohead in a standup battle. [ cheers and applause ] steve i know. I dont know how im gonna do this. Oh, my gosh, jerry seinfeld. Lll and i dont care if i lose. It doesnt matter. Were gonna be standing up. Battling. Its a stand up battle, not a a sit down battle. [ laughter ] but thats that is thursday night, so set your dvrs, your tivos, its on right after football you have football on nbc. Steve weve got football . Jimmy you dont have to shut off nbc at all. Steve no, leave it on, man. As you call it, turkey day. Jimmy football is something good on nbc. I dont know, whats on during the day . Steve on nbc . The parade. Jimmy what is . Steve the parade, the dog show, football and you. Jimmy and wait, were on were going to be in the parade . Steve what . Oh, my gosh. [ cheers and applause ] that sounds so good for you. Jimmy but its a lot of its a lot of me. Might be too much me. The thing about the parade is you have to wake up very, very early. Steve oh, i know. Jimmy and we go what time, 5 30 . 5 00 in the morning we head over, and you meet in central park. And youre on a bus, they put you on a tour bus, just so they can get all the floats in order and ready cause its a big production. They do really put on a great show. Macys and nbc. And i always its my favorite story. Weve done it three years now i want to say. Three, four years. [ talking over each other ] steve might even be four. Jimmy so this is the first year, i want to say, we were all on the bus. And id never seen the roots before. Probably 6 00. Steve usually see them at 6 00 at night, yeah. Jimmy so, i see the roots. Yeah, we never see each other in the morning. So, were just everyones just tired. And were having coffees on this tour bus. And who comes on the bus, but Ronald Mcdonald. I mean, great. Ronald mcdonald sits down and hes just talking to us, like, hey, guys. Hows it going . But he told me, hes not dressed as a clown. [ laughter ] steve hes just a dude. Jimmy hes just a dude, yeah. And hes talking about you know, traffic or something. And im like, i cant im sorry, its too weird for me, i cant hes got big shoes on and everything. Like, hes got a wig. Steve yellow outfit. Jimmy yeah, white face. But hes so funny, hes nice, and hes talking, and were all kind of just giggling. Were going like, this is so bizarre. And now we kind of know him a a little bit, but i mean, at the time, this is just bizarre. So james comes late, he comes around probably 5 30 or Something Like that so he comes in and were all waiting to see how james is going to react. So were like, kind of giggling, like cause hes steve these guys and Ronald Mcdonald. Jimmy me, the roots, and Ronald Mcdonald yep. [ laughter ] so james comes on the bus, they go, hey, whats up . He looks at ronald, then he goes, whats up, ron . [ laughter and applause ] whats up ron. Like, you know, Ronald Mcdonald. Steve they go way back. They go way, way back. Jimmy guys, we have a great show tonight. We love this guy. Is he unbelievable or what . From the new movie last flag flying Bryan Cranston is here. Steve come on. [ cheers and applause ] love that man. Jimmy also, joining us, this guy is a twotime nba champ, twotime league mvp, with a new sneaker out called the curry 4. The one and only steph curry stopping by tonight. [ cheers and applause ] and we have great music from goldlink featuring brent faiyaz and shy glizzy. [ cheers and applause ] steve yeah jimmy this is gonna be the number one jam, tomorrow. Stick around, well be right back with more of the tonight show, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] victoria vo when i was twelve, i started volunteering for national parks. 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Thank you for watching. Guys, we live in a brand driven society. Name recognition is everything. The problem is, what makes a a good name for one thing, might make a bad name for something else. Or a great name for something else. With that in mind, its time for a segment we call long setup, huh . [ laughter ] good name, bad name, great name. Good name bad name great name [ applause ] jimmy let me show you how it works. First up, we have darkest hour. That is a good name for a movie about winston churchill. Is a bad name for a lighting store. [ laughter ] its a great name for the 60 minutes after eating chipotle. [ laughter and applause ] he had to figure it out. Steve prairie dog. Jimmy you gotta to figure it out. After that, we have you cant touch this. Thats a good name for an mc hammer song. A bad name for a petting zoo. [ laughter ] great name for congress. [ laughter and applause ] steve oh oh jimmy next up, we have lil pump. Its a good name for a rapper. It is a bad name for a male enhancement product. [ laughter ] its great name for a sassy baby shoe. [ laughter and applause ] lil pump. Steve sassy. Its just a little pump. Jimmy little baby pump. Steve about a two inch heel. Jimmy not even, like its two millimeter heel, yeah. [ laughter ] steve just my lil pump. Jimmy just a lil pump. Next we have armageddon. Thats a good name for a movie. Its a bad name for a public restroom. [ laughter ] great name for what turkeys call this week. [ laughter and applause ] steve really . Jimmy theyre not too bright. Im hanging out with you guys want shotgun. [ laughter ] let the turkeys drive shotgun . Steve in the front seat. Jimmy yeah, he can sit in the front seat. Steve okay. Jimmy but i control the music. [ laughter ] theyre turkeys, donald. Mr. President , theyre turkeys. I just dont want to listen to turkey music all the way home. [ laughter ] i dont even know what theyre in to. [ laughter ] how about this . No music. No, thats not the problem. Steve just listen to me, please. Jimmy theyre turkeys. They dont know how to operate a radio. No, then theres no fights. No music. [ laughter ] jimmy okay. Steve he really loves those turkeys . Jimmy next we have [ laughter ] grape nuts, well thats a great name for a cereal. Its a bad name for a medical condition. [ laughter ] steve ow thats when you get the lil pump. [ laughter ] jimmy great name for your aunts drinking wine on thanksgiving. Steve there you go. Jimmy well thats good. [ laughter and applause ] im about to get a little grape nuts. Next up we have ihop. Thats a good name for a a pancake house. Thats a bad name for a foot doctor. [ laughter ] its a great name for a jump rope released by apple. Steve oh yeah, oh. [ laughter and applause ] the ihop. Jimmy and finally, we have craps. Thats a good name for casino game. A bad name for an adult diaper. [ laughter ] a great name for trumps tweets. There you go. 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Jimmy is that right . Yeah, which i dont think was a compliment. Jimmy no, it is. Yeah, is this so this is what esquire looks like . Is this a throwback issue, or thats how it looks like now . You see, even you think its old. Jimmy no. You look like no, you think its old. Jimmy no this this aint your fathers esquire any more, but i mean you look great, but this looks new to me, right . It looks like oldtimey to me. Jimmy i know. Ill tell you ill tell you right now. Jimmy ill tell you right now. [ light laughter ] its fantastic. I want to talk about this story, you told me once, we were talking about your first performance, where you knew like you crushed it, you nailed it. It was on stage, right . It was on stage. I was doing a play i was doing the king and i down in daytona beach, florida at the daytona playhouse, and it was brand new to me, and i was experiencing a renaissance of my excitement of whats going on. Jimmy sure. And but the problem was is that the make up i was using i was using purple eyelid makeup. Jimmy yes, okay yes. Its the king and i. Yeah, and so when i took the makeup off at night, it left a a pink hue on the eyelids, and i would walk around town with all this pink stretched out, and its like it was creating some issues. Jimmy yeah sure. Of course. Of course. Some unwanted attention jimmy of course. So, i asked a friend of mine, louis, i said how can i get this off, and he said, easy, before you put the makeup on, you put a dab of vaseline on there, then the makeup, and when you take the tissue it wipes completely off. Done. So the first night i did it, i put the vaseline on, and then we put the pink, you know the purple, and its all working fine. About the near the end of the play, the king is dying, and i play the kralahome looking over the king like, you have killed king. Well, by then the vaseline was so liquidy because of the hot lights, that it was seeping into my eyes, and i was crying buckets. There was actually a puddle on the stage. [ light laughter ] water was i couldnt help it. It was dripping, and i was oh my god, i cant see, and people came backstage and said, oh, bravo. Jimmy bravo. Oh. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy that was so realistic. Oh, so realistic. Jimmy how do you do it every single night . Every single night, and i thought, oh, a little vaseline. Jimmy im going that for every show. A little vaseline, yeah. Jimmy you were is this the time when you were selling sunscreen during the daytime . Yeah, so i was traveling around the country on my motorcycle for a couple years. Jimmy i love it, yeah. Trying to figure out jimmy i love this Bryan Cranston. Of course he did that. Yeah, yeah, i did that. Jimmy i know in my head, i see that you did that. I did that. Jimmy yeah, i dont see this Bryan Cranston. No, you dont see that guy . Jimmy this is this studly guy. This guys got it all under control, but this guys a a rebel. This guy, yeah. Jimmy yeah, he rides motorcycles. Hes got an attitude. Jimmy yeah, of course. So, during the day i got a a job on a hotel pool deck selling lotions, and at night i went to the theater. Jimmy sure. So during the day, it paid really well, which is rare in 1976, and so i had to sell these lotions, but im an irish guy with white skin, and i said he said, can you do this . I go, yeah, i can do it, i can sell it. You know. Jimmy i can do it, yeah. And so i would have the tourists would come down from the northeast, and they come down, and they want a tan like that, and i said, you can tan like that, if you use this nice oil product. Heres what i think you should do. If use the oil in the morning when the sun isnt at its peak, then youre drawing in the suns rays and youre welcoming in the tan, right . Around about noon or 1 oclock, i would go with a little sunscreen, here, his lotion, and you put the lotion on, and at the end of the day, after you started your tan, you want to seal it. You want to seal it. I didnt know what jimmy so good, i would have totally done this. How do you seal it . You want to capsulate the tan to hold it jimmy yes. You want to hold it in your hand. Right, you want to hold it in, and so thats where the aloe vera comes in. So i would sell three bottles, theyre like done. Got it. Jimmy all the stages going into this. Yeah, exactly jimmy i would have totally done it as well. I would have like bought that from you. I would have bought anything from you including preparation h. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] first of all. Youre a stud. So it doesnt matter that youre holding a tube of preparation h. Yeah. Jimmy did you do a a lot of commercials . Is that a thing . I did. I did a lot of commercials. When i was younger, yeah. I got those big sally jessy rapheal glasses. Jimmy yeah, i love those. This was in probably 1 1983 or Something Like that, i was 25 years old, and i justified it by saying, well, im an expert in hemorrhoids, but not a sufferer. Okay, okay, lets make that clear. And if you suffer from the inflammation of hemorrhoidal tissue, use preparation h with oxygen action. Jimmy yeah. And then i dont know what that is but jimmy then youre going to want to seal the hemorrhoid. Yeah, seal the hemorrhoid. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy more with Bryan Cranston when we come back. Were talking about his new film last flag flying. Stick around, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] sourced entirely in france, for a character all its own. Grey goose. Give the worlds best tasting vodka. [ ]. Hurry in to old navy. This wednesday through friday only, get fifty percent off your entire purchase. Friday instore only, get cozy socks for the family for one dollar. 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Hes an austin texan. Jimmy yes. Hes not one to flatter anybody. So, when he really loves a a take, hell come back into where the set is, and hell come in and go well, yeah i think i got it. [ laughter ] jimmy and youre begging for like, just Say Something nice, please just Say Something cool about hes not that abusive so its like, ooh, he loved it. Jimmy i love that you got to be kind of the funniest one of the three. You would think carell would be like right. Jimmy the joke but you were, sal is your character. When i sal is the character, and hes the kind of guy that many people know, at least might be in your family, who you cant stand more than an hour with him, and then youre going to freak out. He says yes to everything. He wants the food, the drink, the drugs, the women. He wants it all. Jimmy yeah, everything. But hes also he would also be the first one to say yes i will help you, what do you need, ill be there. Yeah, thats kind of how it happens. Yeah. Jimmy i mean carell shows up to the bar that sals at, and hes like, do you remember me . And then hes like, i want to go on a road trip to see my son, and i need my buddies from that i remember from vietnam. Okay. Jimmy and yeah, so you do it, and then you meet up with laurence fishburne. Yeah. Jimmy it was like getting the band together. Its a beautiful film. Its heartfelt, its very funny, its entertaining. Jimmy its got everything in it. And we had a great time. Jimmy i want to show everyone a clip. Heres Bryan Cranston in last flag flying. Take a look at this. Hey mister. Its sal. How did this boy wind up dead . I beg your pardon . I think its a Pretty Simple question. What happened . The Lance Corporal acquitted himself with dignity and honor, and he died a hero. Yeah, but i mean theyre all heroes. Aint they . That they are, sir. Yeah, all heroes, no question. How did it happen that this boy was shot the in the back of the head like a dog . He was a brave marine, credit to the corps, and he served his country well. Yes, he did. So did we all, every one of us here, and wed do it again if we had the chance. Whats going on sal . I dont know, thats why im asking. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy we love having you here. Bryan cranston. Go see last flag flying in select theaters now. Well be right back with two time nba mvp steph curry, stick around. [ cheers and applause ] its the little saint nick little saint nick. Its the li nailed it ehhh, well work on it. Take notes, son. Number one tmobile gives you two iphone 8s for the price of one. One person gets an awesome gift, and so does the next guy. Youre one wise dude, dad. Say it again. Youre one wise dude, dad. Twice as nice. Great things come in twos when you holiday together at tmobile. Right now, buy one iphone 8 and get one on us. Broth, im making my stuffing. Run, who needs what . Tin foil, im makin yams. Im making my famous cranberry sauce so. A can of cranberry sauce . 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Jimmy but yeah, yeah exactly. How is the family doing, how is ayesha . Shes amazing. Two girls doing amazing. Im trying to keep up with ayesha. Shes got so much going on right now. Jimmy she is. I see her all over the food network. Shes got pots and pans with her face on it now. Seriously. Seriously, you like walk through my house, i dont have any jerseys up or anything. But its you know, pots and pans like you said, spatulas, bacon grease jars all over the place. Jimmy you mean nothing at the house. No. Probably, yeah, exactly. And youre steph curry, yeah. Exactly. [ light laughter ] jimmy how are the babies, how old are they . Five and two. Two girls as well. You got four and four jimmy i have yeah, i got two and yeah, almost three and four. Yeah. Thats crazy. Jimmy do you have the birthday parties and do the whole thing . Oh yeah. I almost passed out before rileys, my oldest, his first birthday, i was in charge of the blowing up balloons. But i didnt have any pump or anything, so it was all manual. Jimmy no. [ laughter ] you didnt have somebody blow up the balloons for you . I almost didnt make it. It was jimmy but your wife just opened up a new restaurant, right . New restaurant. Called International Smoke so jimmy oh is this all smoke and its like barbecue stuff . Barbecue you know, inspired by different cultures and flavors from around the world. So, shes had a passion for cooking. Im an avid taste tester, thats like my job, so. [ laughter ] jimmy yeah youre very good. I got the easy job. I run for a living. But jimmy yeah, thank goodness, youre eating so much food. Yeah, exactly. Exactly. But it is jimmy shes talented. But i want to get into smoking. Because i think thats my next move. Yeah . Jimmy yeah i like you got to be more specific. [ laughter and applause ] jimmy yeah, ill talk to you later. Legalize it, you guys, thats the thing. Nothings better than some good pork rib. [ laughter ] thats of course what im talking about. Exactly. Jimmy you guys are both super duper busy. I want to talk to you about your new shoe. Yeah sure. Jimmy talk to me about these guys. Theyre supper light by the way. Congratulations. Thank you. Thank you. Its crazy. [ cheers and applause ] having your own signature product. A shoe that i get to wear on the court. And other people get to wear it with me. And be along. And go along with ride and the story, so. Jimmy i mean, do you remember when you were a kid and what did you buy like did you get jordans or whatd you get . We had jordans growing up. My first ever shoe that i remember playing in was a a vince carter shoe. The shox, back in the day . Like, way back in the day. Jimmy oh the shox. I remember those things. I love now im jimmy yeah, they love that thing. And you dream about like having your own, and now i get to come and its like the fourth version, so were Getting Better every single year. Jimmy this is the fourth one, yeah. You said this ones the deepest one for you . Its the most personal, because its the one that i got to be a part of the design process from the beginning and kind of leave my mark on the shoe. So yeah, i think it turned out great. It feel good on the court, playing well. Jimmy yeah, theyre light. Ill wear these when i go on the court, yeah. [ laughter ] youll wear them behind the desk, nobodyll see them, but youll feel good. [ laughter ] jimmy exactly. I want to talk about this thing. You wrote a great essay for the players tribune. Yeah. Jimmy which is derek jeter started this website where any athlete can go up and just actually just be honest and straight up, and write whatever article they want, or story. And yours is titled, the noise. Mmhmm. Jimmy how did this come about . It was veterans day, and ive kind of been plugged into the social climate. And really being a part of, you know, how athletes use their voice and their platforms and im not an activist by any stretch of the imagination, but i do feel that i have a a responsibility to kind of speak my mind when i have the opportunity. And to kind of shed light on the trials and tribulations that veterans go through. Use veterans day to hopefully, you know, spread some awareness on that, and jimmy you met a veteran at i met a veteran actually, at my wifes restaurant. And he was kind of talking about the transition back into civility, and it was just a lot of stories that he educated me a lot on what needs to be done to help our veterans, and i wanted to kind of use that as a platform to help them. Jimmy it was a beautiful thing, i thought it would be cool tonight if you read the final few paragraphs of the noise. Okay. Jimmy are you up to that . I can do that for you. I appreciate that. Jimmy cause like you can read that kind of right there, yeah. I care about our veterans deeply. So thats why im writing this. Thats my plea to yall for this veterans day. Lets please not get lost in another one of these endless debates about who means what, when theyre doing what, or who is disrespecting whom. Instead, lets respect, lets celebrate our veterans. By having a conversation about the actual way that we as civilians, as their fellow americans they fought to protect, can hold up our end of the bargain. Lets talk about the broken va medical system and traumatic brain injuries and ptsd. Lets also talk about homelessness and unemployment and mental health, and yes, of course, racial inequality. Lets talk about how we can do better to make their lives easier. Lets use our platforms and take this day to talk about how we can be louder than all the silence and quieter than all of this noise. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy thanks so much. Say hi to your wife, and thank you so much for being here. Steph curry, everybody [ cheers and applause ] jimmy the curry 4 is available now. After the break, weve got a a performance from goldlink featuring brent faiyaz and shy glizzy. Stick around, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] i thought i knew everything about garth brooks. Well, it turns out she doesnt. But now i do. I just finished his new book. Yes, he wrote a book. Im so proud of him. Its not a book. Its the anthology part 1 of a part 5 series. Its a. Its a book with cds in it. And stories like ive never heard before. Pictures ive never seen. In a really sweet package. I know what im getting everybody for christmas this year. announcer 240 pages, 5 albums, and hundreds of neverbeforeseen photos. Available now at walmart. And honey, theres some things in here that i dont think i wouldve told. Hey, girlfriend. Hows your cafe au lait . Oh, its actually. squeaking of balloon its ver. squeaking im being so serious right now. I really want to know how your coffee is. Its. squeaking of balloon, laughing i had a second balloon goodbye oof, that milk in your coffee was messing with you, wasnt it . Yeah, it happens to more people than you think. Try lactaid, its real milk, without that annoying lactose. Mmm. Good, right . Yeah. Lactaid. Its the milk that doesnt mess with you. And now, try our real sour cream. Its delicious. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy his critically acclaimed debut album at what cost was released earlier this year, and produced his current platinum single, which holds the number one spot at urban radio. Performing crew featuring brent faiyaz, shy glizzy, and the roots. Give it up for goldlink [ cheers and applause ] she see money all around me i look like im the man yeah but i was down and out like last week tell me where have you been you came out of hiding girl dont act like im your man you just a fan you dont hold rank dont hold no rank bet against a real with a sick mouth and a slick flow catch a bullet round me and a player when im comin for the kitty im a fool do it for my in the ghost right there do it for my in the ghost right now got killed for the boy Living Dreams in the hills and it wasnt for the boy right now what a time what a year we are what them young boys fear i kill never been killed thats real no lies you can tell that from our pulse right now bet you wanna love me now bet you wanna love me down girl you cant tie me down like ray j said but know im down freaky deaky show me something shake it like you owe me something pushin on that cookie like a button came four times fifth time you gushin hey still gettin rowdy in the function bitches on my like its nothing everywhere i go now always got bumpin jumpin bumpin jumpin yeah hey nice to meet im young jefe who you be got my piece in southeast got her clappin to this beat she invite me to her crib i walk in she see my heat she said but i live in the hills girl thats just the way i sleep stop that madness im a savage in traffic with mac 11s baddest bitch and she spanish i fly her to calabasas we get nasty im her daddy does she know a aint average aint nothing wrong with fake asses bitch turn around lets make magic im geekin uh huh im on it dont look at me like you want it tell em that we aint stuntin in fourth down we aint puntin king of district of columbia cant come here without a permit this really a jungle gorillas and anacondas she see money all around me i look like im the man yeah but i was down and out like last week tell me where have you been you came out of hiding girl dont act like im your man you just a fan you dont hold rank dont hold no rank yeah yeah yeah [ cheers and applause ] jimmy goldlink brent faiyaz, shy glizzy. At what cost is available now my thanks to Bryan Cranston, steph curry, goldlink, brent faiyaz, shy glizzy and the roots stay tuned for late night with seth meyers. Thank you for watching. Have a great night. I hope to see you tomorrow. Byebye everybody. [ cheers and applause ] 5 announcer from 30 Rockefeller Plaza in new york, its late night with seth meyers. Tonight amy sedaris, from lady bird, writer and director greta gerwig, music from jessie reyez, featuring the 8g band with fred armisen. [ cheers and applause ] ladies and gentlemen, seth meyers. [ cheers and applause ] seth good evening, im seth meyers. This is late night. Hows everybody doing tonight . [ cheers and applause ] fantastic to hear. In that case, lets get to the news. The white house has announced that President Trump will pardon two turkeys at a ceremony tomorrow, despite the fact that both turkeys lied under oath about meeting with russian officials. [ laughter ]