Roots crew. Questlove 792 steve and now, here he is, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause ] jimmy welcome, everybody welcome [ cheers and applause ] thank you very much. Thank you very much. Welcome to the tonight show. This is it right here. [ cheers and applause ] youre here, thats the show youre watching. Thank you. Heres what people are talking about. You guys, today President Trump gave a big speech on national security. He focused on the three biggest threats to our country russia, north korea, and omarosa. [ laughter and applause ] at one point he said, we will never lose sight of our values and their capacity to inspire, uplift, and renew. Then he realized someone left an old obama speech in the teleprompter. [ laughter ] that doesnt sound like me at all. What just happened . Wall. Come on, donald, improvise. [ laughter ] covfefe. Once again it seemed like trumps mouth was getting a a little dry. You know hes been having that problem. Where hes like you know unied shtates. Steve blesh united shtates . Jimmy well, because his mouth is getting dry. Steve reallish. Jimmy well anyways, take a a look. His mouth is getting a a little where we are going in the years ahead. [ lips smacking ] [ laughter ] jimmy well, i lost my appetite forever. Okay [ laughter ] [ applause ] its like a baby trying solids for the first time. [ laughter ] [ sucking noises ] i wonder if he remembered his water this time. Did he have any water . [ applause ] steve come on jimmy i dont understand. Whos talking to him . Someone tell him he cant drink water like that. [ light laughter ] that ought to really strike some fear into our enemies. Dont you dare mess with us. [ laughter and applause ] steve wawa jimmy thats how a baby drinks out of a sippy cup. Steve ah, yummy. [ laughter ] jimmy this is pretty crazy. It was revealed that the pentagon had a top secret program to investigate ufos and aliens. Which is why trump announced plans to build a dome over the earth and make e. T. Pay for it. [ applause ] that seems like my speech. [ laughter ] whats going on . Steve why would he do jimmy i saw that yesterday no idea. Yesterday even if he grabbed it, drank it and threw it away. Steve i wouldnt care jimmy thats so much tougher than steve just throw the water in your face. Jimmy a doublehanded baby sip. Steve better than that. Jimmy just pick it up, squirt it like a gatorade. Steve squirt it like, yeah, exactly. Jimmy give him a sports bottle. Steve yeah. Jimmy with the sports bottle you just go steve get like a boater bag. Squeeze them in and out. Jimmy or like a camelbak thing, like a backpack with a a tube in his mouth. Steve yeah. [ laughter ] wouldnt care. Silly straw. Jimmy did you guys see this . There was an 11hour power outage at the airport in atlanta yesterday. And people were stranded on the tarmac for six hours. [ audience ohs ] dont worry, though, flight attendants came through every hour with a thimblesize cup of Room Temperature water. [ laughter ] that made them happy. [ applause ] im sorry. Achoo oh, im sorry. Ooh, that spilled. Sorry. Steve its the perfect size. Jimmy but this is nice. [ laughter ] they make glassware too large. [ laughter ] hey, this is kind of funny. I saw that mark hamill and ted cruz got into a twitter fight over net neutrality. Got pretty heated at one point. Hamill thought, oh, no, is this where i find out ted cruz is my father . [ laughter and applause ] speaking of ted, did you see hear about this . Last night donald trump, jr. Posted a photo of himself and ted cruz on instagram with the caption, some good friends decided they would get me an early 40th birthday cake and what birthday is complete without an obama cake . [ light laughter ] well, if you look closely you can actually tell what everyone in that photo is thinking. For example, don jr. Is thinking, im nailing this smile. This is totally what a normal persons smile looks like. [ applause ] next up, ted cruz is thinking, this is the first picture in my life where ive had the bestlooking face. [ laughter and applause ] and finally, obama is thinking, how did this dude get to be 40 years old without learning the difference between a cake and a cookie . [ applause ] hey, you guys, christmas is just a week away, and a lot of people are just getting around to doing their christmas shopping. Can be a little stressful. So here to help with some lastminute Christmas Gift ideas please welcome our holiday correspondent, julio torres, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] hi. Jimmy so great to see you. Hello. Jimmy thank you. Julio torres, everybody. Hey. Hello, jimmy, and ho, ho, ho. [ light laughter ] jimmy all right, julio, last time you were here you had some Halloween Costume ideas that were very conceptual and almost impossible to get, i would say. [ light laughter ] yes. Yes, jimmy. I heard the feedback. So none of that this time. Just very, very easy ideas anyone can get. Jimmy okay. Okay, great. Go ahead. Okay, first gift idea. Youve heard of tree skirts, right . Well, how about tree pants . Because even though all Christmas Trees are ladies, some of them like to wear pants. [ laughter ] okay. Heres another idea. [ light laughter ] a miniature bridge that connects your ear with your lovers ear so that your hopes and dreams can enter his head at night. [ laughter ] jimmy yeah. Julio, these seem to be kind of hard to find. Okay. Well, how about something easier like a chandelier earrings with little open flames . Because no one ever said beauty was easy. [ laughter ] or how about a golden hand mirror that shows you the reflection of your rival when you say, show me the girl . [ laughter ] jimmy julio, how about something that people can order online . Yeah, sure. Like a platypus thats like, guess what . Bisexuality is real and so am i. [ laughter and applause ] or a locket with an old picture of a soldier who youve never met and yet seems familiar but how . [ laughter ] jimmy what about, like, Something Like socks or something . Why would anyone need socks, jimmy . No, no, no. How about instead a music box that can only be locked from the inside by the ballerina . [ laughter ] or an autographed picture of me in a little bullfighter outfit. Dont pretend youre not dying to see that. Jimmy i know a few people who would love that, yeah. Or a big, gorgeous hat you can wear and slowly tilt up to reveal your face like kate winslet in titanic. [ laughter and applause ] or okay, how about a Coffee Table Book of your niece posing for Christmas Tree pictures like this . [ laughter ] and of course okay, this one may be a little obvious, but a a locked little door that comes with a small mail slot through which tiny letters appear every now and then, but you cant open them because theyre addressed to humberto and thats not you. [ laughter ] [ applause ] jimmy what about just like a nice candle . Jimmy, no. People are going to think youre weird. Jimmy give it up for the tonight show holiday correspondent julio torres. [ cheers and applause ] thank you. Your hands theyre a little wet. Jimmy a little clammy. A little clammy, not that clammy. Jimmy julio torres right there. Thank you, buddy. [ cheers and applause ] finally, you guys, i read that marijuanainfused wines are coming to states with legal weed. Yep, something that makes you drunk and high at the same time. Then nyquil said, uh, hello [ laughter ] we have a great show tonight. Give it up for the roots [ cheers and applause ] jimmy ah, thank you very much, roots [ cheers and applause ] very festive. Hello, higgins. Hi, everybody. Thank you again. Set looks great. Guys, its monday. Were very excited to be back. We have a great week of shows ahead. Tune in tomorrow night. Rebel wilson will be stopping by. [ cheers and applause ] shell do something fun called Google Translate songs. And well have a holiday performance from gwen stefani. Should be a great show tomorrow. [ cheers and applause ] but first, weve got a huge show tonight. From Pitch Perfect 3, Anna Kendrick is on the show. [ cheers and applause ] she can act. She can sing. Steve dance, everything. Jimmy earlier today, anna, the roots, and i recorded a fun Christmas Song with a very special surprise guest. Be sure to stick around for that. Plus, from the popular youtube series good mythical morning, rhett link are dropping in today. [ cheers and applause ] and he is one of the greatest singers, composers, and songwriters ever. Were gonna talk to him tonight about his new album dark matter. And hes also performing with the roots to close the show. The one and only randy newman is here tonight. Randy [ cheers and applause ] i love randy newman so much. Guys, we have exactly five shows left before we go on christmas break, which means its time for that beloved tonight show tradition. Its time for 12 days of christmas sweaters. [ cheers and applause ] 12 days of christmas sweaters five days left jimmy hey, thats right. Every show between now and Christmas Well be giving one lucky audience member a a dazzling christmas sweater from the countdown to christmas cabinet. Now since there are five shows left, lets open door number five. [ drum roll ] how are you doing, buddy . Im good. Jimmy i havent seen you in a while. Its good to see you. I love you, too. [ laughter ] jimmy ooh, wow [ cheers and applause ] whoa. A lot going on. A lot going on. Statue of liberty. Cactus, a barn, a dolphin. Wow, wow, wow. This is good. [ cheers and applause ] all right, now lets see whos going home with tonights sweater. Everyone, look at your seat number. And if i call your number i need you to jump up and let me know where you are. Quest, can i get a drum roll, please . [ drum roll ] thank you, buddy. Who wants it . Who wants the sweater . [ cheers and applause ] 317 [ cheers and applause ] yes [ cheers ] get over here how are you doing, buddy . Nice to see you, pal. Nice to see you. How are you . What is your name . Shawn. Jimmy shawn, where are you from . Originally from boston, but i live in palm beach, florida. Jimmy hey, welcome. Thats good. [ cheers and applause ] well, cold and then not so cold. But i mean but you can wear this when youre in boston, right . Id rock it all the time. Jimmy you would . Yeah. Jimmy do you want to try it now . Yes, ill try it on. Jimmy yes, good. This is fantastic ill make it a onesie, you know jimmy look at this. Oh, man. Oh wow. Jimmy look at the inside. This is good. Oh, this feels right. [ cheers and applause ] if you spin around, lets see the back. With that smile remember, its a big smile. Yeah. Thats what im talking about. Hey, buddy. Good to see you. 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Christmas the snows comin down christmas im watchin it fall christmas lots of people around christmas baby please come home christmas the church bells in town christmas are ringing in song christmas full of happy sounds christmas baby please come home theyre singing deck the halls but its not like christmas at all cause i remember when you were here and all the fun we had last year christmas Pretty Lights on the tree christmas im watching them shine christmas you should be here with me christmas baby please come home theyre singing deck the halls but its not like christmas at all cause i remember when you were here and all the fun we had last year christmas if there was a way christmas id hold back these tears christmas but its Christmas Day please please please please please please please please please please please please baby please come home christmas baby please come home christmas baby please come home christmas baby please come home christmas oh yeah yeah yeah yeah [ cheers and applause ] jimmy hey our thanks to darlene love and Anna Kendrick for joining us. 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[ cheers and applause ] jimmy our first guest tonight is a tony, golden globe, and oscarnominated actress who stars in the highly anticipated new movie Pitch Perfect 3 which is in theaters on friday. Everyone, please welcome Anna Kendrick [ cheers and applause ] jimmy welcome back. Anna kendrick its christmas time jimmy it is. Its so pretty in here. Jimmy it looks so pretty in here. Its so pretty. And also, remember earlier when we sang with darlene love . Jimmy i mean [ laughter ] that was fun jimmy how fun was that . That was the best. I can tell like, i was watching backstage, and i was like, i can tell that ive got that, like, crazy Nervous Energy where im so excited but im so nervous. And i just need bubble wrap to be like, oh [ laughter ] jimmy yeah. Ugh. Jimmy i love get out some of that aggression. [ laughter ] jimmy i love that you were also in you were in beautiful track pants, by the way, for that. Well, okay. There was a fire at my hotel. Im not kidding. There was fire. My hotel caught on fire. Jimmy yeah. Not my room. Although i am that bitch. So if you thought that, thats fine. [ laughter ] cause that would that tracks. Jimmy no, okay, yeah, yeah, yeah. But i was in i was in my room. I was like, im on the 11th floor. And i smelled smoke. And then the fire alarm went off. So i was like, well, normally i would ignore this but i also smell smoke. So i, like [ laughter ] jimmy youre like, someone, fix this problem, this noise problem. Yeah. [ laughter ] and i didnt want to be that guy that, like, grabs all the stuff and then dies because that then youre a jerk. Jimmy yeah. [ laughter ] and youre dead. Jimmy yeah. So i just grabbed like my backpack and had a beanie on and i went downstairs, and i was, like, going down the stairs like theres this real fire. This is a real, real emergency, im being responsible. And [ laughter ] jimmy are you saying this all as youre going down the stairs . Uhhuh. Jimmy thats helpful. And then the roads were blocked. There were, like, fire trucks. Jimmy yeah. There was, like, 30 firemen and jimmy and everyones okay. Everyones fine and every you know, its all fine. But we couldnt get through so i i was like, well, i guess im just going to walk to fallon. so i just wear my beanie and jimmy thats right, you can always come here. Everyones welcome here. [ cheers and applause ] youre allowed to just come here and well take care of you. Well take care of you and darlene. Im so happy. I know youre great. Lets talk about the Christmas Spirit here and get into some what is your favorite Christmas Holiday song . Oh, im a big fan of good king wenceslas. You guys big fans . Big fans of good king wenceslas. Jimmy how does that go . Yeah. But, you know, well, my favorite thing about it is its one of those songs where everyone knows, like brightly shone the moon that night and [ mumbling musically ] something. [ light laughter ] and its got like jimmy oh, yeah, i know that song. 15 verses. [ both harmonizing ] neat and crisp and even. And jimmy yeah. And, like, by the fifth verse youre like, this is what its about . Jimmy oh, really . Its like one of those kind of things. Jimmy oh, really . Where youre like, hes an alien . Twist jimmy thats not true. [ laughter ] no. Yeah. Jimmy i was thinking about googling it. Im definitely going to. [ laughter ] i got to say i love your acting, i mean, ive known you for a long time. But i dont know if i knew how great of a singer you are. Youre really unbelievable. Oh, thats so nice of you. Thanks. Jimmy the trolls soundtrack, by the way. The trolls soundtrack, it plays nonstop in my house. [ cheers and applause ] you are fantastic. Oh, thank you. Jimmy you and justin are great together. Thanks jimmy but your solo stuff is great. Is that for your kids or just for you . Just for you. No, im just a big fan of trolls. [ laughter ] i love any dreamworks animation. I love those guys. But i no, i was i just listen to you over and over again. Now Pitch Perfect 3s coming out so now i kind of know that you sing. But im thinking about when you first auditioned. When did we all know . I mean, youve seen the movie. No, i when i for the first Pitch Perfect movie they needed to make sure everybody could sing. So i sang cups actually. I had seen it, like, in a, you know, a youtube video, the little rhythm thing. And so i just learned it for fun because im a dork. And [ laughter ] jimmy you taught yourself cups. Yeah, just for fun. And and then they were like, oh, can you sing something for us . And i was like, i get to do my thing. [ laughter ] i had no use for it before. And then they wanted to put it in the movie. And i was like, okay. So, like, so they put it in the audition scene, which was originally supposed to be im a little teacup. Jimmy what . I know, i know. I dont know how i was supposed to play that so thank god they changed that. Jimmy wow [ laughter ] i know, i would have been like, i dont know how to make this scene work, guys. Jimmy yeah, exactly, yeah. And then they were like, yeah, we want to shoot a music video of it. And i was like, of that . I mean, if you want to waste your money, be my guest. [ laughter ] and then and now its in the movie. Jimmy cups went like it was on the like the top ten. It, like, charted. Jimmy yeah, and the billboard top ten songs, you song. [ light laughter ] it went, like, three triple time platinum. I went triple platinum. What are we talking about . Jimmy you. Me. Jimmy were talking about you. No, this happened. Thats best. Congratualtions. [ cheers and applause ] thats what its all about. So weird. Jimmy i love that. I love that. Thats thats so exciting. Thats a total accident. Jimmy thats fantastic. I know, its funny. Jimmy now, youre working in the movie with dj khaled. Yes. Jimmy now mmm, indeed. Jimmy yeah, hes hilarious. Yeah. Jimmy is he a fan of the movie . I dont know. Because he showed up and he sort of said, oh i dont do scripts and i like to improv. And we were like, okay. And theres a line where im talking about the other girls and he was like, they dont want you to win they want you broke they want you dead and i was like [ laughter ] jimmy thats how he improvises . No, no, no. Very supportive very supportive cast members. Very supportive. Jimmy they want you broke and dead . Yes. Yes. Jimmy no, thats not thats very supportive cast members. I know. Jimmy they dont want you broke and dead. Theyre really supportive of becca and her dreams, too. [ laughter ] jimmy not only can you act and sing and do many things, but you also, one secret is that you do an impression thats no, i do. Jimmy i know. I do one impression, and its the weirdest impression, too. Jimmy i know, but i love weird impressions. Like, i should have, like, a a Christopher Walken or something and i have a a kristen stewart. I dont know i dont know why. Jimmy you do an impression of kristen stewart. Yeah, i want it jimmy who we also love. I love her. And ive done it to her. I did it to her and she was like, yeah, i do that with my mouth. And i was like, youre doing it now. I know [ laughter ] jimmy so that can you do maybe kristen stewart, like, explaining what Pitch Perfect 3 is about . [ laughter ] um, you know, theres like the bellas are out of college and, um [ laughter ] you know, they go on a uso tour and theres like, you know hilarity ensues, so. [ laughter ] jimmy oh, my gosh, that was [ cheers and applause ] i want to show everyone a clip. Heres Anna Kendrick and rebel wilson in Pitch Perfect 3. Take a look at this. This is the ladder thatll take you up to the main deck where the bellas are. Do not let hear what im doing below. Okay. Giant distraction coming up. You sure about this . Have i ever let you down . Dozens of examples spring to mind, if im honest. Yeah. Youre very unreliable. Its, like, one of the hallmarks of your personality. I dont think we have time to unpack that right now. Shh. Ill just see you up top. Nobodys going to die tonight, right . Yeah. Right . Yeah. Well, that doesnt help. Okay. Okay, ready . Ive got my serious face on now. Okay. Its time. Lets do it. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy you guys work great together. Anna kendrick, everybody [ cheers and applause ] Pitch Perfect 3 is in theaters on friday well be right back with rhett and link. Stick around. Thank you, thank you, thank you. Thank you for doing that. [ cheers and applause ] something inside me has always been there. But now its awake. The force is yours. The last jedi ar stickers only on the google pixel camera. Now it just needs a tv we can just order one on target. Com and pick it up in the store. Easy you got this . Can you add a vacuum to that order . Order online at target. Com and pick up in store. Lines . An develop fine lines what lines . 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Theyre also the creators and stars of rhett links buddy system. Season 2 is available now on youtube red. Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome rhett link [ cheers and applause ] what is happening . First of all, welcome. Glad to be here. Jimmy first of all, welcome. Thank you so much for being here. I couldnt help but notice you came out very festive. Oh, youre talking about our christmas booties. [ cheers ] jimmy these are yeah. Jimmy these are ive never seen these. Christmas booties . Exactly. We know youre into christmas sweaters, and those are great, but we feel like the bootie has been neglected. [ cheers ] until today. This is the new 2017 trend. Jimmy this is the 2 2017 trend. All the kids are doing this. What are these do they have names . Yeah, this is rudolph the red nosed the reinrear. [ laughter ] and mine is the buttcracker suite. [ laughter and applause ] jimmy oh yeah. You got a chestnut on you . I could jimmy no, i dont. I dont have one on me. I dont have on we could like stomp it. Jimmy yeah, i dont have one on me. And you know what . We didnt want to leave you out. We know your booty can get jealous. So. [ cheers and laughter ] there you go. Jimmy that is other way. Other way. Right there. That is an elf on a booty shelf. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] with another booty with another elf on that booty on that elf jimmy does the elf on the booty shelf is also wearing [ laughter ] yeah yeah. Jimmy and then has another one on top of that. Yeah. Its bootyception. Jimmy you guys are unbelievable. I will wear this for the holidays. Okay, do that. Do that. Jimmy thank you so much. Please have a seat. Congrats on everything. Congrats on the show. Thank you. Jimmy over 12 million subscribers on good mythical morning. Yeah. Jimmy the shows fantastic. Now youre doing interviews. I saw a couple interviews in there. Yeah. Jimmy with some one of your idols. Yes. Yes. Somebody that was actually weird al was on the show, and he was the first tape, first cassette that each one of us bought independently. So to have him on the show was amazing and we knew we wanted to have some quality time with him. So we created this interview where we could as we ask questions get increasingly closer and closer to him. [ laughter ] jimmy while also getting closer to him . Yes. Yes, right. Jimmy i get it, yeah. So we really bonded. Right. Jimmy how far away did he start the interview . Id say about 15 feet. Jimmy yeah. [ laughter ] with weird al in the middle of you guys . Yeah, we flanked him. Jimmy yeah. And then he had nowhere to run. Jimmy and then slowly you would just get closer and closer. Yeah. Jimmy i just want to show a a picture of how close this interview got. Yeah. Jimmy at one point [ laughter ] jimmy yeah that got really that some good questions right there. [ cheers and applause ] lets talk about season 2 of buddy system. Yeah. This is on youtube red. Now, explain the idea of this buddy system. Its almost like a if you guys had never become best friends. Right. Yeah. So its an alternate universe where we did not meet in first grade and it kind of explores who we might be if we hadnt met at such a young age. So yeah, i end up being a a professional food taster. And link is a little picky. Yeah. Which is true to life. Even more picky than i actually am now. Yeah. Without the pressures of friendship and him ridiculing me into trying all types of food. Kind of like we make you do when we come on here. Jimmy no i always love it. Its so much fun. I love you dudes. Im down to try anything. I want to show everyone a clip. Heres rhett link in rhett links buddy system. Take a look at this thing right here. Any new flavors today . Oh, im glad you asked. Try. Oh wow. Taste, taste, taste, taste. Describe. Hmm. Its robust. Yet missing something. On purpose. Ah. Is it Christmas Morning in a a jewish household . Exactly. [ laughter ] im no hero, folks. Only a man. What can i get for your little friend here . Okay. What flavors do we got . Coworkers tupperware lunch. Stain on pawpaws recliner. Prison wife. So whatll it be . Ill just take a nice tall cone of white. Jimmy there you go. White. [ cheers and applause ] keep it simple. And jimmy, we actually we actually brought some ice cream that you can taste and describe as well. Yeah. Oh and were going to participate here. So this is a new creation. See if you can decipher it. Jimmy should i look at it . cause i already see something yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You can you can take visual clues. Jimmy is there french fries in there . Yeah. Uhhuh. French fries. Jimmy oh man. I dont know if im going to like this at all. Might be a Little Chicken nugget action happening. [ audience oohs ] these are all hints to the overall flavor here. Jimmy alright here we go. French fries and chicken nuggets. Is that theres more to it. Jimmy chocolate syrup . Oh yeah. We have some chocolate in there. Jimmy here we go. [ laughter ] whats wrong, jimmy . Are you tasting some adult beverage in there . Weve got champagne, weve got beer, weve got french fries, weve got chicken nuggets, and weve got chocolate. Any guesses . Jimmy new years day . Close. This is the floor of a limo after a a bachelorette party. A bachelorette party. [ laughter and applause ] jimmy i should have guessed it. Rhett link. You guys got me once again. [ cheers and applause ] new episodes of good mythical morning drop every weekday morning on youtube. Check out rhett links buddy system available now on youtube red. Well be right back with randy newman, everybody. Stick around. 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[ cheers and applause ] jimmy joining us tonight is a legendary composer and songwriter, who is not only in the rock and roll hall of fame, but has won multiple grammy, emmy, and academy awards. Am i missing anything else nice to say about you . No, no. Jimmy yeah. A track off his new album dark matter is also grammynominated and tonight hell perform another great song from the album called its a jungle out there. Say hello to randy newman, ladies and gentlemen [ cheers and applause ] randy newman randy newman, thank you so much for coming back to see us. Pleasure. Jimmy and i wanted to sit behind the piano with you just because thats always cooler. Yeah. Jimmy for me. Because normally people arent sitting next to you. No, theyre not. [ laughter ] jimmy sometimes its a a pretty lonely bench maybe, you know. Yeah, it is. Jimmy yeah, you need some company and thats why i figured id its nice of you to be here. Maybe ill get an idea. Jimmy yeah, exactly, i wanna Jimmy Jimmy JimmyJimmy Jimmy Jimmy jimmy its not a good idea but jimmy no, but its an idea already that came out. [ cheers and applause ] we love you. We love you. But you because you have like a shuffle is what you said. I play, you know. [ cheers and applause ] youve got a friend in me yeah shuffles. Jimmy oh my goodness. Those are shuffles. And i write them. They go bumpatatatatatata and thats my natural mode of expression. I cant you know i almost cant play straight. Jimmy yeah it has to be the [ laughter ] yeah. Very often. You know. Jimmy yeah thats what i get i know, i know that. But i mean, starting way back. What would you say . A lot of your songs ive got to say theyre very like do you ever write a song and go, that one was too sad . Oh, yeah. Ive got a couple on this album about death. You know. [ laughter and applause ] and theyre shuffles. Jimmy yeah and theyre shuffles too. [ laughter ] but you a lot of your music is so funny too. I think it might even be beyond peoples brains how funny your songwriting is. I dont know if people even get it but do you guys know that randy wrote three amigos with Lorne Michaels and steve martin . [ applause ] that was one of the funniest whose idea was it to have the three aaaaa it was mine. Because i saw it in the ill take credit for that one idea. [ laughter ] because i saw it in the disney picture, the three caballeros with donald duck. Jimmy yeah. Someone hit a note. Joe karaoke hit a note. Aaaaa. He held it like forever. And a hedge grew and they burned the hedge down. [ laughter ] they built a town. The town everyone got old. Jimmy its just a long note though. It was just brilliant. Any rumors of that maybe coming to broadway . Yeah. I just heard a rumor about they want to make a musical of it very possibly. Jimmy was it from me . Its not from me i dont think. Jimmy i dont think started that rumor but i would love to see that. You have a lot of history in this with nbc and i know Lorne Michaels. With lorne i do. Jimmy you and lorne have been friends for a long time. He produced the live at the odeon. He did. He dressed me for it, got me suits. You know, lorne is spectacularly well turned out. Jimmy yeah, hes very well dressed. He got you dressed for that bit . He got me dressed, bought me some shirts. I heard him talking about 450 what do they call it . For cotton. Jimmy thread count . Thread count. Yeah 450 threads. [ laughter ] jimmy oh my gosh. So i got out there. And i was playing slowly. I started to sort of melt out there. Like in goldfinger when the girl died. [ laughter ] from her skin not being able to breathe. Really if you look at that, its live at the odeon, im really dying up there almost. [ laughter ] jimmy it should have been called randy newman is melting. Yeah and salt tablets. [ laughter ] jimmy can you tell me the story about Frank Sinatra . Is that true, lonely at the top . Yeah. I wrote it for him. A song that goes like another shuffle. Ive been around the world had my pick of any girl youd think id be happy but im not go ahead. Everybody knows my name but its all a crazy game oh its lonely at the top yeah, thats it. [ cheers and applause ] there you go. Jimmy i love that. And i thought it would be hip if he did a song like that. You know, all that complaining about being so rich and famous and beloved. Jimmy exactly. So i played it for him in his office. Yeah. Jimmy and he was sitting there and he was watching you. He was sitting there at the piano leaning on the piano. After i played it he said, got anything else, kid . [ laughter ] jimmy he didnt even say he might like it. No. He hated it. Jimmy he hated it. He did not enjoy that at all. No, he didnt. Jimmy you could do but i mean, short people. You write that song. I get it. Its hilarious. Most people got it. Jimmy people are like, oh, hes offending short people. Well they did say that to some extent. Jimmy yeah. But most people got that the guy was nuts, the guy in the song. Jimmy the guy singing that song, its like what is he talking about . Hes crazy. Jimmy so the song kind of has no meaning and no value. [ laughter and applause ] jimmy no meaning and no value. Our thanks to the great randy newman. Hes performing after the break. [ cheers and applause ] stick around, everybody. Lets get him some water. Get him a glass of water. Well be right back. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy any respect . Any water at all . That was fantastic. Michael im thankful that im alive and have a second chance. James im thankful for the help and the opportunity that i received. Darlene im thankful to be able to help people in crisis. Vanessa im thankful that addiction is treatable, and that help is available. Christie new jersey is experiencing a heroin epidemic fueled by opioid painkillers. But if you or someone you love is struggling with addiction, i want you to know we are here for you. 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[ cheers and applause ] its a jungle out there danger and destruction everywhere no one seems to care well i do hey whos in charge here its a jungle out there poison in the very air we breathe you know whats in the water that you drink well i do and its amazing people think im crazy cause i worry all the time if you paid attention youd be worried too you better Pay Attention or this world we love so much might just kill you i could be wrong now but i dont think so cause its a jungle out there its a jungle out there its a jungle out there violence and danger everywhere its brother against brother pounding on each other like they were millionaires its a jungle out there poison in the very air we breathe do you know whats in the water that you drink well i do and its amazing call it paranoia as the saying goes even paranoias an enemy im not the one whos crazy im not afraid to live theyre afraid of you and me i could be wrong now dont think i am though cause its a jungle out there yeah its a jungle out there its a jungle out there even the cops are scared today so if you see a uniform do exactly what they say or make a run for it cause its a jungle out there its a jungle out there [ cheers and applause ] thank you. Jimmy oh that is how you do it right there my man. Thank you, thank you. Randy newman [ cheers and applause ] dark matter is out now my thanks to Anna Kendrick, darlene love, rhett link. Randy newman once again. [ cheers and applause ] and the roots from philadelphia, pennsylvania [ cheers and applause ] stay tuned for late night with seth meyers. Thank you for watching. Have a great night. I hope to see you tomorrow. Bye bye, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] announcer from 30 Rockefeller Plaza in new york, its late night with seth meyers. Tonight kenny chesney, director and writer of mollys game, aaron sorkin. Music from kenny chesney. Featuring the 8g band with fred armisen. [ cheers and applause ] ladies and gentlemen, seth meyers. Seth good evening, im seth meyers. This is late night. How is everybody doing tonight . [ cheers and applause ] that is fantastic to hear. In that case, lets get to the news. 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