Which E3 Character Makes For the Most Cunning Linguist?
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And now, for absolutely no reason at all (thanks Batman), here’s a bunch of characters we saw at E3 along with expert analysis as to whether or not they go down on folks with vaginas.
As you can no doubt tell: This will be a deeply Not Safe For Work blog.
Mario
I’m conflicted on whether the star of
Mario + Rabbids: Sparks of Hope consumes the kitty. There’s part of me that wants to say no, and award the title of Best Bush-Eating Mario Brother to Luigi, who seems like he’d be a natural. However! At the beginning of