That mariah carey song 75,000 times. [ laughter ] it occurred to me last night as i was putting my daughter to bed that the little drummer boy, you know the little drummer boy, this kid brought drums into a babys room. [ laughter ] he just strolls in, shall i play my drums for you . Starts pahrumping. Completely unacceptable. Where were this little drummer easiest boys parents when this was going on . This morning my daughters 3. They had their holiday performance for preschool. Her class is called the ladybugs. The ladybugs perform two songs. Here comes suzie snowflake, which is just a terrible song. [ laughter ] and a hanukkah song that was even no one has ever heard this song before or will ever hear it again. I dont know where it came from. We got there early in the morning. My motherinlaw drove an hour and a half to see her do these two songs. Not only didnt jane, my daughter, sing at all, a single word of either song, she cried. The whole time. She didnt sing, she didnt dance, she didnt do any of the moves, she stood there and cried for six minutes. Then i picked her up, i took her off stage. Not two minutes later shes dancing and singing in the corner with her friends. [ laughter ] but what i witnessed this morning was nothing compared to this. This is from a church in white pine, tennessee. Some preschool kids put on a nativity scene that turned into just a scene. We hear you lord jesus [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy a brawl over baby jesus. I dont remember that. Give me that savior right now [ laughter ] this war on christmas is getting completely out of hand. It really is. Meanwhile, roy moore, you know roy moore. The leathervested loser in the race for senate in alabama . Still hasnt conceded the election. Even though he lost. Not only hasnt he conceded, he released Youtube Video bemoaning the fact that immorality is sweeping the land. If immorality is sweeping the land, you, my friend, are a roomba. [ laughter ] [ applause ] he made a defiant and fire and brimstonestyle speech that referenced abortion, samesex marriage, sodomy, transgenders, and even his wife kayla moore made an appearance. Like most americans, im concerned about the future of our country, both financially and morally. One of our attorneys is a jew. [ laughter ] jimmy now i understand. [ applause ] the reason that hes been too busy to concede is theyve been wrapping hanukkah presents all night. In happier news, the new star wars movie has finally arrived. Star wars the last jedi [ cheers and applause ] opened in theaters tonight. I feel we need more time between the star wars. As soon as you come out of the theater you have to get in line for the next one. Its expected to be the number one movie with a colon in the title at the box office this weekend. If it does well, theres talk they may make another one, so thats exciting. I hope this one has robots. I hate when they dont have robots. This is right outside our studio. This is one of the new walkers. 40 feet high. It was sent by emperor trump to destroy us. [ laughter ] i got a little nervous when i saw that coming to work this morning. The big news in show business is that disneox, anyway. Disney, the company that owns our network, abc, is buying 21st century fox for more than 60 billion. Bad news is, now we only have about 300 left to make the next stdz stz movie. Star wars movie. [ laughter ] its a major deal. Disney will now own the rights to the xmen, fantastic four, avatar and three big mamas house movies. [ cheers and applause ] i wonder, is it too late to add wolverine to star wars . That would be awesome. The federal communications commission, the fcc did something despicable today, they voted to put an end to Net Neutrality. This is the rule that says everyone gets equal access to the internet, a big company or somebody selling crocheted owls from their house in the midwest. As long as they tell us theyre doing it now, Internet Service providers will be allowed to slow down or block web traffic to any website or streaming service they like, which benefits big telecon companies and does the opposite for all of us. They did this even though 83 of americans support Net Neutrality and 2 million of the people who supposedly wrote to the fcc to oppose it were bogus, many of them turned out to be dead. Someone stole the identities of dead people to push this through. Now we have to Hope Congress agrees to vote on and reverse it. But i just want to say, thank you, president trump. Thanks to you and this jackhole you appointed to run the fcc, big corporations are about to take full control of the internet. So merry christmas, everybody. And by the way, tomorrow is the last day maybe ever to enroll for healthcare under the Affordable Care act. If you do not have health insurance, you are required by law to get it, you will get fined if you dont get it. Go to healthcare. Gov to sign up. For a lot of people its free. So do it now. Because once Net Neutralitys gone, we might not even have web m. D. Anymore, so this is something that you need. I want to wish a happy hanukkah for those who are celebrating it. Tonight is the third night of hanukkah. The third of eight nights. Guillermo, did you remember to light your menorah at home . Guillermo no, i forgot. Jimmy hanukkah lasts eight nights. Eight is the number of ways you can spell hanukkah correctly. Whats going on . Excuse me, jimmy. Jimmy yes . Someone in the audience has a question . Yes . Which night of hanukkah are you going to bring out the hanukorn . Jimmy gary, stop it. All right . Im not gary, im just a regular audience member who wants to see the beloved hanukkah unicorn make an appearance. Jimmy a regular audience member . Whats your name, regular audience member . Uh din. Jimmy your name is din . Dinzell. Jimmy okay. This is one of our writers, his name is gary. Every year he interrupts our show [ applause ] dont encourage him. He interrupts dressed as this ridiculous character he made up called the hanukorn. I did not make it up. God make the hanukorn. Jimmy it doesnt matter, we dont have time for this. Do not treat me like matt damon. [ laughter ] the people want to see the hanukorn, right . [ cheers and applause ] jimmy all right. I will give you 60 seconds. How about 80 . Jimmy what a negotiator. All right, 80. All right, okay, all right. The song we worked on, we have to do it fast because i dont have much time. I hope that you enjoy my song its going to be a blast listen very carefully i have to sing it fast the most melodic melody that you have ever heard the hanukorns official 80 favorite jewish words bagel yentl pickled herring lean corned beef on rye oy vey dreidel gimle Rosh Hashanah circumcision shekel shekel Barbra Streisand fiddler on the roof maz t tov menorah gefilte fish we have to go faster, faster. Give me a beat. My time is up shalom goodbye [ applause ] jimmy all right, thank you. Thank you, hanukorn. The one, the only dreidel dog. [ cheers and applause ] and his sidekick latke the lizard jimmy oh, look at that. All right. Well, thats wonderful. Thank you. The hanukorn, everybody. And we look forward to his comments about this on social media. All right. One more thing. The years winding down and so as is our tradition we went through all the bleeps and blurs of 2017 and whittled it to the best of the best. It is time for this year in unnecessary censorship. We have a good relationship, i [ bleep ]ed him just about every day, i [ bleep ]ed him several times a week, he calls me late at night on the weekends. Now theyre saying the real problem is not that trump might have blown an israeli spy meaning blew his [ bleep ], that is. Im a [ bleep ]. Im a big [ bleep ]. That was the first time i heard about the [ bleep ] inside of tommy lasorda. We love you youve been with us all year. Were bringing this [ bleep ] home i believe in [ bleep ]. What does my [ bleep ] have to do with this here . She wanted her [ bleep ] to be simply the best. Came back, pushed me off my chair, and [ bleep ]ed me. Where . In my [ bleep ]. Fist or hand . Fist. Weve been able to [ bleep ], [ bleep ]. We did it in the [ bleep ]. Lets call it start [ bleep ]ing it in the [ bleep ]. And all that [ bleep ]. Yes, indeed, you got it. And then there were just maybe hes got the magic touch tonight. Americas at her best when, against all odds, we come together and [ bleep ] each other up. [ bleep ] you. [ bleep ] you. [ bleep ] you. [ bleep ] you. I knew i would [ bleep ] this show up, i really did. Is there a problem with your sandwich, sir . Yes, i feel like i could die and go to heaven oh, please, sir, dont, stop, you really can stop, sir. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy wow, what a year. Were going to take a break. When we come back, guillermo and i will find out if kids have been naughty or nice, so stick around, well be right back [ cheers and applause ] the all new 2018 camry. Toyota. Lets go places. Making a target run after cli need vitamins. Inhale. Im out of yogurt i need protein powder. Ill drive. I need ice cream get low prices, today and every day. Target run done. Chicken and steak for just 10. 99 chilis made some major fajita improvements 48 more meat, 10. 99 please sing it with us its 10. 99 chilis is back baby back baby back mmhmm oh baby chilis is back baby back baby back you doing your taxes . Yeah. Why are you using turbotax . Hm . Well h r block more zero lets you file online for free, even if you itemize deductions. Turbotax doesnt do that. Oh man. H r block more zero lets you file online for free. Get your taxes won. Advil liquigels minis. Our first concentrated pill that rushes powerful relief. A small size. Thats fast, cause its liquid. Youll ask. What pain . 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Oh, thank you, thank you, thank you. Have a seat right there. Lets see, we got nick and ben. Oh, santas name is nick. Which one of you is nick . All right, very good. Lets see. Dear santa, i want a lego death star, please. I help clean up. Love, ben. Thats good. Dear santa, i want a laser tag game because ive been nice to everybody at school and ive been nice to my parents. I thank you for being santa. Well, thats nice, from nicholas. All right, thats good. Have you been good this year . Yeah. Yeah. Jimmy both of you . Yeah. Jimmy do you ever see the other one doing anything naughty . Sometimes. Jimmy oh, sometimes. Tell us about some of the things that your brother has done. And be honest. Sometimes tackles me. Yeah, we get in fights. Jimmy oh, okay. What kind of things do you fight over . Sometimes fight over toys. Jimmy you fight over toys, okay, all right. Who starts these fights . Usually you. Yeah, probably. Jimmy you usually do start them, okay. Do you ever use bad words . No. No. Jimmy never . Never. santas mentioned that, ben, youve been maybe using the s word sometimes . No, i would not. Jimmy youre not, okay. We must have that wrong. Maybe you said something that sounded like the s word . Its because i was going to sit down. Jimmy oh, it was sit. Oh, yeah, i could see how santa would get confused by that. Youre like, oh sit yeah. Jimmy or look, the dog just sit i just stepped in sit yeah. Jimmy that kind of thing . Yeah, i could see how that would be confusing. Okay. Would you like to give santa a message on camera . Sure. Jimmy okay, go right in that little house and say whatever you want to say to him, make sure to tell him who you are though. Okay. Jimmy because hes got a lot of kids to keep track of and hes not a mind reader. Hi. Hi. My name is ben. And my brothers name is nick. We love you so much. And we hope that christmas comes soon. Jimmy and weve been so good good this year. And weve been so good this year. Jimmy and those times i said the s word and those times i said the s word. Jimmy i said sit. Not the other thing. Not the other thing. Jimmy what is the other thing again . The s word. Jimmy what is it . S [ bleep ] t. Jimmy what does that spell . The s word. Jimmy which s word . All right, come on out, guys. I got to tell you one thing, you guys are very good at spelling. You know . Do you know how to spell any other bad words . Yeah. Jimmy which ones . The f word is [ bleep ]. Jimmy what . [ bleep ]. Jimmy thats right. This is like a profane spelling bee. Any others you can think of . Someone in my classroom called me the b word. Jimmy whats that word . Bitch. Jimmy whats that kids name who called you that . David. Jimmy david will get nothing for christmas. How about that . Yeah. Jimmy how about tell that little bword hes not getting anything. All right. Thanks, guys. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy tonight on the show, pharrell williams, music from n. E. R. 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And if thats still not enough. I got it. Well just create a shortcut. Well do anything, seriously anything to help you save. Ally. Do it right. Talking 4th quarter . Yes. Jimmy do you ever forget and put food on the train . I have. Turning 65. Downsizing. Enrolling in Medicare Part d. These are moments when people realize that where you get your medicine matters. And they come to cvs pharmacy. For advice and ways to save money. Including copays as low as zero dollars. Switching is easy, call 1833cvsmedd and transfer today to cvs pharmacy. Im about to pop a cap of mmm fresh in that washer with unstopables inwash scent boosters by downy. Ah, its so fresh. And its going to last from wash to wear for up to 12 weeks. Right, freshness for weeks downy unstopables. For a fresh too feisty to quit. And now try downy unstopables with the original scent of tide jimmy welcome back to the show. Tonight, a man who wears many tall hats, pharrell williams, is here. Hes getting his band back together. Their new album is called no one ever really dies. It comes out tomorrow. [ cheers and applause ] n. E. R. D. From the mercedesbenz outdoor stage. Its a big weekend for nerds with star wars and all of that. Our first guest tonight is a worldwide Motion Picture superstar and the freshest of princes ever. His new movie is called bright. It premieres one week from tomorrow in theatres and on netflix. Which i get at home. Please say hello to will smith. [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] hes gone. He just left. He just jimmy sorry, i just took a little nap. Oh, geez, im sorry. Jimmy i figured while you were out there with them id get a little shuteye. How are you . So good to see you. [ cheers and applause ] weve got little kids at home. By the way, i just want to ask about christmas in your house. Because i would imagine is it a big deal . Is it something that you guys are like, do you get very festive and excited about . Know christmas is really serious. Jimmy really . We dont joke about christmas. Jimmy oh, really . Yeah. You know, because our family scattered to the four corners of the earth all year. But on christmas, shes really serious. Like she goes way too she got antlers. [ laughter ] you know, shes one of those moms where like christmas is you better be at home. Jimmy be there. Be there on christmas and everybody does what mommy says. Jimmy i see. You know, so. Jimmy jada was here a few months ago. She told me a story about you. Im curious to get your side of the story. Oh, man, she been putting my business in the street . [ laughter ] jimmy she has. Whatd she say . Jimmy she said youre putting your business in the street is basically what she said. She said that when you dont have money, which she said is often, you have no cash on you, no wallet on you. You will panhandle. You will go up to people and say, can i have money . Hold up. [ laughter ] all right, so this is this is this has been a real issue in our marriage. Jimmy it has . Thats right. So weve been together 20 years this new [ cheers and applause ] jimmy thats a lot of years. Right . But we almost aint make it. We almost aint make it. Right . So our family, we start a company. We Just Launched this company. Its called just water. Right . So its, you know, 81 paper bottle. We were excited, our family, First Business outside of entertainment. And whole foods takes the company and theyre going to have us in all 400 stores. It was the first day and were walking down the street in new york. And i see the first pallet coming into the whole foods. Im like, babe, look, look thats our company but i just i dont wear jewelry, i rarely have money, i dont carry money with me. Right . So i was like, oh, man its 99 cents for each bottle, so 2, we could both get a bottle. She didnt have money, i didnt have money. She was like, lets walk back to the house. Babe, its four blocks to the house. I was like, lets ask those people. [ laughter ] she was like i was like, babe, i got a eye for fresh prince fans. I can tell. [ cheers and applause ] theyre special, right . Jimmy right. She was like, what are you suggesting . I was like, its 2, ask them for 2. And she was like, you want to walk up to perfect strangers and ask for money . I said, its fresh prince fans. [ laughter ] she was like, no. Theres no way that were going to walk up to strangers and ask for money. I was like, babe, they would like it. [ laughter ] it would be fun for them to say will and jada borrowed 2. She said, they aint going to be able to say will and jada did nothing. [ laughter ] [ applause ] jimmy this is a will solo project. She made us walk four blocks to go get 2. Then four blocks back to buy the water. At which point it was good because i was parched. [ laughter ] from the walk. Four blocks back to the house. Jimmy this is exactly how she told this story also. [ laughter ] i mean, the transcripts are the same, but in her version, she seemed right and in your version you seem right. She was like, i cannot believe youre so arrogant that you would think so youre suggesting that it would be a treat for strangers to give you money [ cheers and applause ] it probably would be. Fresh prince fans, man. Jimmy speaking of fresh prince fans. This is a guy that you should ask for money. Whoa. Jimmy Michael Jordan. [ cheers and applause ] you and def and Michael Jordan do you remember where this happened . Yeah that was in the arena in chicago. And that has to be 25 years ago. Wow. Jimmy for sure. Mike didnt have no hair back then. Jimmy you were at the game . Or he was he came to the concert. We were at the concert. Jimmy are you guys friendly . Are you close . Yeah, were friendly. Weve hung out a few times. Jimmy what is it like to hang out socially with Michael Jordan . Its like just a competition. [ laughter ] it is. No, let me tell you. Mike and tiger are the two most competitive people ive ever met. Jimmy woods or tony the . [ laughter ] woods, woods, woods, yeah. Tony the is cool, you know. Hes on top, hes great. Everythings grrreat [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy he really is like that. Like if youre having dinner or something my kids i love you know, being around people with that kind of competitive energy, but michael would compete with anything. If were drinking water, mike would be, race you. Jimmy really . Yeah, we could just drink our water, mike. Jimmy you really try to beat him . Or if you were having a water you cant beat mike at anything. Mikes not going to play. If he cant beat you, hes not going to play. Jimmy oh. Thats how i do it too, yeah. Oh, yeah, no. Jimmy so he is genuinely like that all the time. Which one of them is more competitive . Tiger or michael . You know, it was because i considered myself competitive till i spent time with them. Jimmy right. Its just like another level. Like another command of their minds. You see why they win. Because of that kind of mindset. Jimmy it seems its great when youre playing basketball or golf. Yeah. Jimmy seems like when youre having dinner its not something yeah, you just want to like just take a walk. Mike, you dont have to be in the front, man. Jimmy when you go to dinner with micel racing you to pick up the check . No, yeah, hes not good at that. [ laughter ] [ applause ] jimmy so theres where yeah, somehow you always get your hands to the check before him. Jimmy even if you dont have a wallet on you. Its really remarkable. Will smith is here. His movie is bright. Its on netflix and theaters. Well be right back. Cards in oe globe. With office 365, we can all stay connected, from vietnam, to boston, to new york. Now with whiteboard, we can all Work Together at the same time. And 3d in powerpoint shows clients exactly what our look like. Yeah, having everyone working together on the new teams app is really awesome. 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Right . Jimmy thats exactly right. So bizarre. Thats what was interesting to me about like this crazy world, you know. Cops and drama and all that, fairies and orcs and elves. Its just this really bizarre mashup that david ayers, he did suicide squad, end of watch, fury. Jimmy yes. It comes together really nicely. This is a photograph. Netflix put this together. Tell us who all these people are. All right, so what happens is, because netflix is in 190 countries or Something Like that around the world, they wanted me to do promotion for the movie in 190 countries. Which is difficult. Jimmy right. So what they they created this well, all of these people are people from around the world named will smith. Jimmy all those guys are named will smith . [ cheers and applause ] theyre all named will smith. We got all of the worlds will smiths together. And theyre from all these different countries. Ey promoted their countries as me. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy i cant imagine the poor Hotel Manager who had to check all these will smiths in. We brought one of the will smiths. This is a particularly interesting will smith. Yes, yes. Jimmy youre will smith . I am will smith. Jimmy is this something people ask you all the time . All the time. On the way over tonight. Jimmy you dont change to it bill or william . To kind of go differently . On the third, so there was a william, a willie, a billy, so i just jimmy youre will. I was willie growing up. I dropped the ie successfully when i got college. Jimmy the reason this will has distinguished himself from the others is, introduce your wife to everyone. This is my wife. Her name is jada. [ laughter ] [ applause ] jimmy jada. Does your husband ever go out on the street and ask people for money . [ laughter ] he doesnt do that . He always has jimmy thats the will smith that h hes the cash guy. Go figure. Jimmy you find that this is a benefit to your lives, being will and jada . Yeah, its its an ice breaker. It got us here. [ laughter ] jimmy there you go. Thats going to be a nice double date. What are you going to do for your 20th anniversary . Weve been talking about that. And jada was like, you know what . Were going to roll over, high five, and say, good job. Its like, you get to 20 years . Its like, hey, babe. Gos next 20. Jimmy congratulations, it great to see you. Say hello to jada for will and jada. Will smith, everybody bright premieres on netflix and in theaters december 22nd. Be right back with pharrell williams. But on the inside, i feel like chronic, widespread pain. Fibromyalgia may be invisible to others, but my pain is real. Fibromyalgia is thought to be caused by overactive nerves. Lyrica is believed to calm these nerves. Im glad my doctor prescribed lyrica. For some, lyrica delivers effective relief for moderate to even severe fibromyalgia pain. And improves function. 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He gets two name your price tools. He gets two . I literally coined the phrase, we give you Coverage Options ba thats me. Jamie yeah. Youre back from italy. [ both smooch ] ciao bella. [ both smooch ] were proud to reveal that jim beam black has been awarded the worlds highest rated bourbon. Their words, not ours. Make history. can feel like a. Big bad thing but then we do our taxes with turbo tax. If youre nervous, they have real, live help you can talk to. Hi, turbo tax lady can i claim a mask as a deduction . Yes, if its required for work. Well, goody gumdrops see, nothing to be afraid of at all. Intuit turbotax making a target run after cli need vitamins. Inhale. Im out of yogurt i need protein powder. Ill drive. I need ice cream get low prices, today and every day. Target run done. Jimmy welcome back to the show. Still to come n. E. R. D. Our next guest is an 11time grammy winner he almost makes will smith look lazy. He is freshly reunited with n. E. R. D with their first album in seven years, no one ever really dies. It comes out tomorrow. Please welcome pharrell williams. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy how are you doing . Good to see you. Good to see you, too. Jimmy how would you describe the hair color . I dont know. [ laughter ] i think its called i forgot. Jimmy it looks like burnt orange to me. It could be burnt tennis ball. [ laughter ] jimmy yeah, tennis balls are green usually arent they . But burnt. Jimmy i see. I like burnt tennis ball. Thats psychedelic sunset i think its called. Jimmy is it really . I think. My wife is probably shaking her head going, no. Jimmy your song happy, which is a great song [ cheers and applause ] is now a permanent part and daily part of my life because i have a 3yearold. And she loves it. It makes her happy every time. Do you as a parent, i know you have triplets at home 92 children. [ laughter ] jimmy do you get tired of hearing that song ever . We dont play it. [ laughter ] jimmy you dont play it . I dont know what introduced that into the equation. Jimmy i see. Because youve already had to record it and heard it plenty of times. Yeah. Jimmy how are the kids . Almost a year old . Yes, sir. Jimmy two boys, one girl. When you have triplets, baby triplets, is it hard to even like know which one does it even matter which one is which . It does matter which one is which. And its beautifully intense. Jimmy it is. Yeah. Its intensely beautiful. Jimmy are they very close to each other . They like sleeping together and climbing on top of each other . Well, two of them are like buddied up. And they kind of give one of them a hard time. Jimmy interesting. One doesnt care. Hes just like whatever, bro. Jimmy thats kind of interesting. Tsomething, i hope you dont md me bringing this up. We got your rider. Your hospitality rider. Most people know its something especially with bands, theyll send it ahead. Heres what wed like to have in our dressing room. And its a very reasonable thing. Its like water,gingerale, orange juice, peanut m ms. Wait for it. Jimmy tictacs. One thing that caught everyones attention, zoom in. This is real. We did not make this up. Right there. A framed picture of carl sagan. [ laughter ] e astronomer. The deceased astronomer and wh show a long time the 80s, i think. Heres the thing. Im a huge carl sagan fan. Cosmos was like is amazing, was amazing. [ applause ] jimmy right, okay. Its great. Carl had an incredible way of just like reminding us how insignificant we are, but how significant this opportunity to live this life on this planet could be. I know currently right now theres like i know that like Climate Change is not real. Its not real. Jimmy the chinese made it up. Yeah, its a hoax. If were going off of what our administration says. Jimmy right. Right. So like for me, like you know, that guy just i like everything that he had to say. And so my team, they know that. And they also know that like when i make a request, as much as i could say im the boss, its them that actll jimmy right. So when i say, please stop doing that, they just continue to do it. [ laughter ] jimmy just to bust your balls . Yeah. Jimmy youre running a tight ship there. Thats what we did in your dressing room. [ laughter ] theres a photo of carl sagan along with the snacks. Yes. [ applause ] jimmy why did it takyou and n. E. R. D. Album . What is the reason . It was seven years, right . Yeah. Its kind of like one of those things where you like it just hits you when it hits you. For me, i cant make things for myself. Im so much better at working with other people and producing and writing songs for other people because they inspire me. I dont inspire myself. Im more like, as a producer, im like a mirror. Like im the guy thats like showing you who you are, interesting sides of yourself we can put on a record. But in that same analogy, how does a mirror see itself in the mirror . Like so jimmy it sees a lot of mirrors. I get lost. Jimmy you love to collaborate. Yeah, collaboration is so much better for me. Jimmy then, of course, weve got the album title n. E. R. D. Right there, no one ever really dies. Did you go through other combinations of titles before you settled on this one . Heres the thing. I mean, it was just so happy to like work with chad and shea again. We just i dont know. I think this whole entire thing we did with our eyes closed and not because were that good by any means, but because we would have had our eyes open, we would have gotten distracted by all the trends and all stuff that was going on. So we made this music were feeling. I think we wrote it with feeling, the visuals were doing, have this feeling. Jimmy you guys have this performance were going to see in just a minute. You guys have been working on this a couple of days now. Everybodys saying its spectacular. So i cant wait to see it. Were not playing around. Jimmy yeah, you dont. One thing about you, you dont play around. Dont let the hair color fool you, this man does not play around. The album is called no one ever really dies. It comes out tomorrow. Pharrell williams, everybody. Be right back with n. E. R. D. dicky the Jimmy Kimmel LiveConcert Series is presented by mercedesbenz. The best or nothing. Jimmys gotten used to his whole room smelling like sweaty odors. Yup, hes gone noseblind. He thinks it smells fine, but his mom smells this. Luckily theres febreze fabric refresher for all the things you cant wash. It finds odors trapped in fabrics and washes them away as it dries. And try pluggable febreze to continuously eliminate odors for up to 45 days of freshness. Pluggable febreze and fabric refresher. Two more ways to breathe happy. Dicky the Jimmy Kimmel LiveConcert Series is presented by mercedesbenz. The best or nothing. Jimmy i want to thank will smith and the hanukorn. Apologies to matt damon, we did not have time for him tonight. Nightline is next, but first, their album is called no one ever really dies. It is out now. Here with the song lemon, n. E. R. D wanna be my bae hunt me down like the cia side of my car tryna see my face want me to beat it like the t. I. Case oh and if its heated ima feed my face and best believe its gon be outrageous hatin cant believe my race hit you with the eli face oh bouncin around bouncin around bouncin bouncin around bouncin around bouncin scrunchin their eyes with your name in their mouth and bouncin around bouncin around bouncin you keep askin me where im from about the borders and did i run keep askin how i feel bout guns theres a light and dark army which side you choose oh if not now then when and if not me then who dont drink the koolaid my friends i tried to tell yall about this dude bouncin around bouncin around bouncin bouncin around bouncin around bouncin hate supplements are found right in their couches bouncin around bouncin around bouncin shoutout to the people people people people people people people people people i get it how i live it i live it how i get it count the mother digits i pull up with a lemon not cause she aint livin its just your eyes get acidic and this here aint a scrimmage mother we aint finished i told you we wont stop a bouta business like yours but you rent it wave hello to the top the veyron glide tell the paparazzi get the lens right got the window down top blowin live got the hazards on only doin five you can catch me rih with a skateboard in the new la ferrar and the truck behind me got arms yeah longer than lebron just waitin for my thumb like the fonz woo this beat tastes like lunch but its runnin from veneers and its runnin from the fronts but every day hey wasnt lemonade i was afraid once a graduate would i be okay so i prayed and i played its rihanna my constellation in space warp speed doctor spock couldnt chase bath salt bitin speakers in the face bath salt bitin speakers in the face bath bath salt bitin speakers in the face bath bath salt bitin speakers in the face bath bath salt bitin speakers in the face bath bath salt bitin speakers in the face bath bath salt bitin speakers in the face bath bath salt bitin speakers in the face bath bath salt bitin speakers in the face i get it how i live it i live it how i get it count the mother digits i pull up with a lemon not cause she aint livin its just your eyes get acidic and this here aint a scrimmage mother we aint finished i told you we wont stop a bouta business like yours but you rent it wave hello to the top the veyron glide tell the paparazzi get the lens right got the window down top blowin live got the hazards on only doin five bouncin around bouncin around bouncin [ cheers and applause ] the albums out right now, go stream it you can catch me. 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