You told the world that as an essential worker I had an exemption from the border bans. Your actions have betrayed the spirit of Christmas even after I delivered to you a Queensland jersey signed by all the Maroons, and I had the elves run up the Gladys voodoo doll you requested. I d no sooner pulled into the Coolangatta Pie Shop as I do at the end of my worldwide present deliveries, for the chunky steak and mushy peas before the run home to the North Pole when some of your border wallopers pounced on me. They nabbed Prancer and the crew, claiming we re suspects in the Sydney super spreader incident. Well of course I did my usual stopover at Manly for a dip after local deliveries to the Northern Beaches.