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TALLAHASSEE (The Borowitz Report) Governor Ron DeSantis announced that Florida will lift its coronavirus restrictions in order to focus all its attention on voting restrictions.
“While the danger posed by the virus has largely dissipated, voting remains as dangerous as ever,” DeSantis said.
The Governor indicated that he was “taking a hard look” at indoor voting, which he said was responsible for “many bad outcomes,” and noted that outdoor voting, involving people placing ballots in mailboxes, could also be curbed.
“Until the danger has passed, we may have to ban voting by groups of five or more people,” he said, adding that it would “depend on who the people were.”
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By Kenny Webster
This video is difficult to watch.
A Black motorist who claims to be a school teacher harassed a police officer after purportedly violating multiple driving laws.
The woman attacked the officer because of his Hispanic heritage while calling him a murderer.
This is why nobody wants to be a police officer. We treat heroes like villains and we wonder why our crime is spiking all over America.
A black motorist who was pulled over in Southern California for using a cell phone while driving went on a racist tirade against a Hispanic sheriff s deputy, calling him a murderer and telling him he ll always be a Mexican and he ll never be white.
After 2020 threw wrenches in the wedding plans of so many couples, some are now facing yet another hurdle. D.C. just banned dancing at indoor and outdoor weddings, leaving lovebirds to scramble to find wedding venues outside the District.
One wedding planner complained that D.C. s starting to feel a little like the mythical town of Bomont in the classic movie Footloose the town that banned dancing. Completely shell-shocked, Stephanie Sadowski of SRS Events said of her reaction to hearing the news.
The city is loosening some pandemic restrictions, but at her news conference Monday, Sadowski said Mayor Muriel Bowser sneaked in a bombshell. The latest order allows indoor weddings at 25% capacity, or 250 people which was a bit of relief but standing and dancing at receptions are not allowed.
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