Stop sullying the good name of sandwiches everywhere.
By Chelsea SteinerDec 15th, 2020, 3:51 pm
Wisconsin, we need to talk. You have so many wonderful things in the Badger state, like cheese, cheese hats, and the literal Land O’ Lakes. You have plenty of other non-dairy qualities I love in a state, so much so that I spent the entire summer and fall phone and text banking in Wisconsin for Joe Biden. I mean, Frank Lloyd Wright’s Taliesin? STUNNING. Circus World Museum in Baraboo? Iconic.
But while my love for you is like my love for cheese, I remain steadfastly (lactose) intolerant to this monstrosity known as the cannibal sandwich. For those of you blessedly ignorant of this sin against nature, I apologize. The cannibal sandwich (also known as the tiger meat sandwich, which BARF) is raw ground beef, raw onion slices, and salt and pepper on a piece of bread.