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THE TRASH REPORT: Biden in Portland, Woman in an Outhouse, and Ferris Bueller in His Sister

Hey besties, the sun is shining and the dumpsters are full; dive in with me with this, your latest edition of... THE TRASH REPORT. Let Us Be Awkward Hypocrites Over Here Alone Please Portland was thrust into the national spotlight a couple of times recently, causing everyone to get very weird and uncomfortable. Most notably, President Joseph Robinette Biden popped down to PDX to laud the new airport ceilings and gently tease Representative Earl Blumenauer:...
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Good Afternoon, News: Shady COVID Testing, Bullseye Glass Questions, and Ketanji Brown Jackson CONFIRMED!

The Mercury provides news and fun every single day—but your help is essential. If you believe Portland benefits from smart, local journalism and arts coverage, please consider making a small monthly contribution, because without you, there is no us. Thanks for your support! GOOD AFTERNOON, PORTLAND! You only have a few more hours of this delicious sunshine before clouds return tomorrow followed by showers on Saturday, sooo... GET IT. (But get this NEWS first.) IN...
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Good Afternoon, News: The Timbers' "YOU KNEW" Scandal, Portland Cops In Trouble Again, and a Sad End for DC's Naughty Fox

The Mercury provides news and fun every single day—but your help is essential. If you believe Portland benefits from smart, local journalism and arts coverage, please consider making a small monthly contribution, because without you, there is no us. Thanks for your support! GOOD AFTERNOON, PORTLAND! Goddamn, look at that sunshine! Soak it up today and tomorrow before the rain returns on Friday. (And soak up some NEWS as well, ya sponge.) IN LOCAL NEWS:...
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Good Morning, News: Cop Accountability Group on the Ropes, Annoying Elk Drama, and Black Lives Matter Protesters Awarded $14M

The Mercury provides news and fun every single day—but your help is essential. If you believe Portland benefits from smart, local journalism and arts coverage, please consider making a small monthly contribution, because without you, there is no us. Thanks for your support! GOOD MORNING, PORTLAND! Are you ready for the weekend? Expect a possibility of showers for the next three days with highs in the upper 50s. Now let's friggin' do some NEWS! IN...
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Good Morning, News: Poll Supports City Gov Switcheroo, WA/OR Vs. Idaho Hysteria, and Science Debunks Fake COVID Cure

The Mercury provides news and fun every single day—but your help is essential. If you believe Portland benefits from smart, local journalism and arts coverage, please consider making a small monthly contribution, because without you, there is no us. Thanks for your support! GOOD MORNING, PORTLAND! Looks like a rainy, showery weekend with highs in the low 50s—which sounds like perfect DRINKIN' WEATHER, if you get my drift. Now, LET'S GET AFTER SOME NEWS. IN...
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Good Afternoon, News: Foodie Fest Feast Returns, Disappearing Medical Debt, and the Latest in Anti-Tank Baby Names

The Mercury provides news and fun every single day—but your help is essential. If you believe Portland benefits from smart, local journalism and arts coverage, please consider making a small monthly contribution, because without you, there is no us. Thanks for your support! Good Afternoon, Portland! You're wasting, wasting a chance you're chasing / Why you so afraid to face it? / Cloudy is your current condition / Change of gov. IN LOCAL NEWS: •...
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Good Afternoon, News: Adams Pitches Cruelty Camps, Timbers Under Fire Again, and Judge Tells Canadian Anti-Vax Truckers to Skedaddle

The Mercury provides news and fun every single day—but your help is essential. If you believe Portland benefits from smart, local journalism and arts coverage, please consider making a small monthly contribution, because without you, there is no us. Thanks for your support! GOOD AFTERNOON, PORTLAND! Dig your thong box out of the garage, because it's gonna be a pretty glorious, sunny weekend with highs around 60. Now... LET'S GO TO PRESS. IN LOCAL NEWS:...
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