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And [ coughs ] [ stammering ] [ coughing ] pardonnezmoi. [ laughs ] well, aunt clara, ill take care of that. Oh. [ ding ] oh. Oh, thank you, dear. Youre so talented. [ laughs ] sweetheart, guess who just dropped in. . Aunt clara. Just in time for thanksgiving dinner. Isnt that wonderful . I dont think he hears you. Darrin, can you hear me . Darrin no i told you so. Dont do that dont you be rude to aunt clara. Honey, it was just that i was looking forward to a peaceful dinner with just the three ...

A pleasure. [ ding ] good. Oh, wonderful beautiful absolutely great oh, what a relief. Relief . I couldnt be sure until i actually saw you do witchcraft. Now theres no doubt. Thats ridiculous. Theres no such thing as witchcraft. What do you call this, chopped liver . I havent the faintest idea what youre talking about. Lady, please. Im desperate. People who are desperate do not go psst and call other people girlie. I was resorting to charm. That was charm . Aw, youre my last hope. If you dont he...

[ applause ] [ music ] [ applause ] how would you like to meet a nice girl . Im married, but if nobody finds out, ill right. [ laughter ] id be delighted. Susan blakely is here, tonight. Oh, i shes very talented. Yeah, she was a former model, for magazines, television commercials, and now she is a very successful actor. She was in absolutely. And, uh richard chamberlains wife. Right, called report to the commissioner, in which she has one of the leading roles. Oh. Would you welcome, please, Susa...

Honey, im home. Hi, there, sweetheart. Hi, baby. The usual. I bet youre glad to have a nice home to return to after work. You bet i am. Can i fix you a drink . Thank you, sweetheart. I bet some fellows at the office arent that lucky. None of them are. Some of them probably arent even married. Are you driving at something, sam . Why would you say that . Something about your approach. There are probably lots of attractive bachelors at the office, arent there . Why . Darrin, does every question hav...