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July 7, 2024
hear that music? her smile so big sued a swifter for a toothbrush. former fox anchor patty ann brown. [applause] >> look at that. when he flies he never complains about leg room. fox news contributor johnny joey joe. she used to put rocks in her pockets on windy days. kat too. his shoe size is escalating. world heavyweight champion, tyrus. all right. before we get to some news stories you know what its time for. yeah. >> gregs leftovers. em. >> its leftovers. as always its my first tim...
February 11, 2023
One thing for fellows though, why is there a tampon in your truck? i was in the bathroom last night and i grabbed one by accident darling so you have that going next to the breath mix and the dental dam. >> its true they run out of toilet paper panel upon is like a super absorbant piece of toilet paper. >> i had a bloody nose and my mom said this is perfect. i had no idea my mom had a tampon to stick in my nose. it was absorbant. >> quite and instructional show. up next, hes a hire no doubt but ...
December 12, 2014
The ground there cant absorb -- >> its not as absorbant as anywhere else. you dont see a lot of water pooling anywhere. it sits on top and theres nothing to grab on to, especially after fires wipe away the ground cover. >> they need it spread out. another cosby accuser coming forward this time its one-time supermodel beverly johnson. she wrote an essay for "vanity fair," in it she said cosby drugged a cappuccino he made for her during a read-through for a role on "the cosby show." she said cos...
August 12, 2013
Floods because the scorched soil isnt as absorbant as before. a 60-year-old man drowned early friday while trying to rescue a relative stranded by flood waters. >> he went to help his daughter he was wading off and was swept under water. >> ozark region the hardest hit. a woman and her son swept away during flash flooding in waynesville. crews spotting her body once the water receded. >> as the water went up and down it kept coming back as the water went down. >> all of this water changing life....