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April 30, 2015
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April 29, 2015
Hey, whats up? im ted. rudy and i have a lot of daily rituals. namaste. stay. taking care of our teeth is one of them. when i brush my teeth, he gets a milk-bone brushing chew. just another way to keep ourselves healthy. ill go change. you know i tried one of those bargain paper towels. but the roll just disappeared. bounty is 2x more absorbent so one roll lasts longer. bounty. the long lasting quicker picker upper.
April 29, 2015
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April 27, 2015
You want friends over? we used to have so many empty rolls! mom! thats why we switched to charmin ultra mega roll. charmin ultra mega roll is 75% more absorbent so you can use less with every go. plus it even lasts longer than the leading thousand sheet brand. charmin ultra mega roll.
April 26, 2015
How much more of this happens before democrats go as public as they did when i was talking to them last night. when we come back, on this weekend of political satire, one of the greatest of all time, "doonesbury" garry trudeau coming up. many sheets per spill... the roll just disappeared. i knew i shouldve bought bounty. bounty is 2x more absorbent and strong when wet. just look how much longer bounty lasts versus one of those bargain brand towels. and thats a good deal. bounty. the long lasti...
April 25, 2015
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April 22, 2015
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April 22, 2015
That story is next. please stay right there. wels. but the roll just disappeared. bounty is 2x more absorbent so one roll lasts longer. bounty. the long lasting quicker picker upper. hey buddy, youre squashing me! liquid wart remover? could take weeks to treat. embarrassing wart? dr. scholls freeze away wipes em out fast with as few as one treatment. freeze away! dr. scholls. the #1 selling freeze brand. the technology changes the design evolves the engineering advances. but the passion to drive...
April 22, 2015
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April 22, 2015
Paper towels. but the roll just disappeared. bounty is 2x more absorbent so one roll lasts longer. bounty. the long lasting quicker picker upper. hey buddy, youre squashing me! liquid wart remover? could take weeks to treat. embarrassing wart? dr. scholls freeze away wipes em out fast with as few as one treatment. freeze away! dr. scholls. the #1 selling freeze brand. the justice department announced today that it has opened an investigation into the death of 25-year-old freddie gray who was t...