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Alistair Baldwin: the 10 funniest things I have ever seen (on the internet)

Because @FabDLT_ is right. What is the difference between sleeping with a dealer for the neurochemical hit of weed and sleeping with any man for the neurochemical hit of textual validation? All relationships are transactional, and once your mind is open to that truth, your life can truly begin. You think I’d be in the Guardian without sleeping with the Career man for Career? Get real. 2. Great Aussie Batsmen, by The Grub I’m famously known to say that all comedy can be broken down into two...
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