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This whole uproar started after the school board calendar named columbus day to indigenous peoples day and a bunch of people showed up to the school board meeting and they were mad about that change to they said thats it, everything day off including thanksgiving. guy. >> its moronic, absurd. you can keep the adjectives rolling but in all seriousness, one of the holidays gone not be mentioned anymore, memorial day. which is to remember people who laid down their lives for the rest of us and now ...
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MSNBC The ReidOut June 4, 2021 23:35:00

Made." and i want to get your response not only to the tact that the biden administration is taking but to what putin is saying back, this is what he said, deny any involvement in the ransomware attack. there hasnt been any malicious russian activity whatsoever. i heard something about the meat plant. its sheer nonsense. we understand its just ridiculous, a pipeline? absurd. typical putin, i assume. >> yes, joy, theres an element of trolling in all of these comments putin gives. look, first of a...
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University of California system will no longer consider SAT, ACT scores for admissions

(Article by Ivan Pentchoukov republished from TheEpochTimes.com) The change is the result of a legal settlement (pdf) of a lawsuit brought by groups that claimed that the traditional SAT and ACT tests are racist. Under the settlement, the university, which enrolls some 225,000 undergraduate students, said it won’t consider SAT or ACT scores sent along with admissions applications until 2025. The university further stated that it had no current plan to consider the scores after 2025. The s...
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People Are Cracking Up At These 50 Photoshopped Old Book Covers By Paperback Paradise

Even though the internet is primarily focused on knowledge, connecting people, and providing services, a very nice and, to be honest, necessary function of the internet is to give people things to laugh about. In the sea of comedy that anyone can find on the various social media, there’s also Paperback Paradise, a page dedicated to photoshopping vintage paperback book covers with funny, weird, and absurd titles, subtitles and marketing blurbs that were oh so popular on books back in the day. ...
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People Can't Stop Cracking Up At These 50 Vintage Book Covers Hilariously Photoshopped By Paperback Paradise

Even though the internet is primarily focused on knowledge, connecting people, and providing services, a very nice and, to be honest, necessary function of the internet is to give people things to laugh about. In the sea of comedy that anyone can find on the various social media, there’s also Paperback Paradise, a page dedicated to photoshopping vintage paperback book covers with funny, weird, and absurd titles, subtitles and marketing blurbs that were oh so popular on books back in the day. ...
Paperback Paradise Bored Panda Full Page Gold Books Paperback Books Photoshopped Covers

This Online Page Photoshops Old Paperback Books With Ridiculous Titles (50 Pics)

Even though the internet is primarily focused on knowledge, connecting people, and providing services, a very nice and, to be honest, necessary function of the internet is to give people things to laugh about. In the sea of comedy that anyone can find on the various social media, there’s also Paperback Paradise, a page dedicated to photoshopping vintage paperback book covers with funny, weird, and absurd titles, subtitles and marketing blurbs that were oh so popular on books back in the day. ...
Paperback Paradise Bored Panda Full Page Gold Books Paperback Books Photoshopped Covers

What's next on the ABSURD Covid-19 "medical" technology chopping block?

https://www.afinalwarning.com/514117.html (Natural News) Today, if you’re pro-science, then you’re labeled anti-science, because the Covid-19 vaccines don’t really work. That’s why it doesn’t matter what they invent next for the 150 million American sheeple who worship Western Medicine and are too dumb to know any better. The brainwashed 150 million Americans are all staring at their televisions and smartphones now, waiting for instructions from the corrupt CDC on when to get their...
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People Show The Ridiculous Items They Found While Shopping High-End, And Each Of Them Is Funnier Than The Other (42 Pics)

A few days ago, Lexi Brown from Minnesota made a tweet, saying "A hobby of mine is finding ridiculous items for sale at Nordstroms." Brown also attached a picture of her best find yet—a Pavé Chair Bag. If you also cant understand the purpose of this sparkling little chair, dont worry. Its sellers are as clueless as we all are. "Always have a front-row seat thanks to this sparkly pavé folding chair made in collaboration with lifestyle brand Myreality," they wrote in the product description. ...
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