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FOXNEWSW Forbes On Fox February 25, 2017 16:00:00

Woman we showed a picture of getting 900 a month while dealing meth, her boyfriend was a cocaine dealer. Had such an arsenal of weapons, it was enough to outfit a platoon. These people are getting food stamps. This shows exactly why this country, to protect its sovereignty, must be a nation of laws, must be a nation that follows the constitution. Under fortunately, under the past president , barack obama, the immigration and Customs Enforcement regulation, he really watered them down and ransack...
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FOXNEWSW Tucker Carlson Tonight October 24, 2017 03:00:00

Amateur criminologists. Remember that . The frenzy spun out of control. Soon, liberals were not simply talking about a stolen election but about war, actual war. If russia is going toal keep attacking america, then america really should fight back. There is an entire buildingic in st. Petersburg filled with a Russian Troll Army creating thousands of tweets, memes, news sites comments and flatout fake o stories designed not to take sides on any issue but just to get us fighting about it. Hillary ...
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MSNBCW Hardball With Chris Matthews January 18, 2018 00:00:00

If the press were not fake and if it was honest, the press would have said what i said was very nice. Wait a minute. Im not finished. Im not finished, fake news. The press honestly is out of control. The level of dishonesty is out of control. The public doesnt believe you people anymore. Now, maybe i had something to do with that, i dont know. As you know i have a running war with the media. They are among the most dishonest human beings on earth. The media. In other words, the fake news. Any me...
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MSNBCW MTP Daily August 3, 2018 21:00:00

Watching shes like them too. Actually all of you guys, phil rucker, reverend al, jess, john, you guys are all goats of a way and my goat we mean the greatest of all time. That does it for this hour. I was in for nicolle wallace. She will be back next week and you all will be glad. Speaking of g. O. A. T. S, mtp daily starts now. Heilemann, you got me to quickly google the men who stare at goats. Do you remember that movie . I thought it was going to be extraordinarily funny and, well, i cant quo...
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FOXNEWSW Americas Newsroom With Bill Hemmer And Sandra Smith August 9, 2018 13:00:00

A look at the days news and headlines. A look at the days news and headlines. Dont want to put him in a position where he might injury himself, perjure himself or blow up the investigation and thats where Rudy Giuliani is. A possible circumstance for a sitdown. He has been clear when he said listen, the president could decide to do this but im not so sure they will actually let him do that. Well be watching as it all unfolds. Sandra more on that coming up. Kevin corke at the white house. Bill th...
Sandra Smith Russia Investigation Sit Down Kevin Cork White House Rudy Giuliani

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CNNW Anderson Cooper 360 August 24, 2018 00:00:00

Anderson Cooper takes viewers beyond the headlines with indepth reporting and investigations. Interesting to see the white house parsing its words over this issue. This is something under discussion, something been on the president s mind and appears its been on the president s mind lately as well. To hear the president yet again go after Attorney General Jeff Sessions, going after him in that interview, we will talk to him more about it later. Where do things stand on that. You heard him earlie...
White House Attorney General Jeff Sessions What Kind Of Man Washington Dc Punching Bag Relationship

DW Business - News November 21, 2018 05:02:00

Global markets are in the red after a sell off tech shares expanded to other sectors the dow jones index who raises its gains for the entire year as the internet giants continue to fall. On the Program Makes crucial decisions after arrest over alleged financial misconduct its keeping him as c. E. O. And young population is building on a strong internet infrastructure empowering entrepreneurs to talk to some of the. Its time for business on the w. Welcome to the program tech stocks are heavily lo...
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