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Detailed text transcripts for TV channel - FOXNEWS - 20100411:12:34:00

To copy his homework, then the teacher gives danny $50 for turning in his homework for an a, how much money does danny have left to give johnnie for tomorrows homework? >> so the point is, paying kids has a mixed bag of results, thats really the end of this study, theres a mixed bag. >> i think the key is you cant just pay them to get grades, youve got to teach them how to do it, how to study and how to get this knowledge. >> again ive said i think that bribery can work for-- >> now you know. >>...
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Detailed text transcripts for TV channel - FOXNEWS - 20100203:03:47:00

Subject them to harrass and annoyance in the con of official duties and private lives. now weve got the inspector general trying to protect the privacy of these people who arent working, who are government employees and they wonder why we are having such a huge economic problem this is ridiculous. absurd. >> they should have pink slips. another similar example of what has happen in new york city with public teachers. they have over 200 teachers on the public -- on the city payroll that have been...
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Detailed text transcripts for TV channel - FOXNEWS - 20100203:06:47:00

Subject them to harrass and annoyance in the con of official duties and private lives. now weve got the inspector general trying to protect the privacy of these people who arent working, who are government employees and they wonder why we are having such a huge economic problem this is ridiculous. absurd. >> they should have pink slips. another similar example of what has happen in new york city with public teachers. they have over 200 teachers on the public -- on the city payroll that have been...
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Got to go declare victory now. you can bet republicans will run on trumps big lie in the 2022 midterms. "washington post" opinion columnist greg sargent writes, quote, telling the gop base an absurd, lurid, emotionally charged fiction is central to gop midterm homes. the trump era represented an idyllic age. victimization will move republicans to storm out to avenge it all. joining us now, michelle goldberg, megan malloy. megan, hayes brown writes for msnbc daily. he wrote, time and again the po...
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Detailed text transcripts for TV channel - FOXNEWS - 20180522:02:01:00

Against the haram al-sharif team. the doj agrees to his demands to investigate whether the obama administration spied on his campaign. carter page is here to describe what it was like to be targeted by an fbi informant. meanwhile, trump goes to war with john brennan suggesting obamas cia chief began the entire russia witch hunt because of politics. plus, we have a stunning report on the immigration crisis. no one talks about this. chain migration, its a nightmare. the head of customs and border ...
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Detailed text transcripts for TV channel - CNN - 20180219:13:04:00

Good morning. >> reporter: good morning, dave. it was a weekend full of tweeting for the president here in west palm beach as he spent most of his time indoors after aides advised him that it would be in poor taste to go golfing so soon and so close to that tragic shooting in parkland, florida. instead we got to watch in realtime as the presidents rage only intensified over this growing russia probe. president trump lashing out about the russia investigation unleashing a series of angry attacks ...
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Detailed text transcripts for TV channel - CNN - 20180219:12:04:00

Mr. trump tweeting that the fbi missed signals because they are spending too much time trying to prove russian collusion. the charge prompting criticism from a number of republicans. >> i think its an absurd statement. absurd. >> so many folks in the fbi are doing all they can to keep us safe. the reality of it is they are two separate issues. >> the president should be staying out of law enforcement business. >> ruben gallego calling the president a psychopath tweeting america will regret the d...
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Detailed text transcripts for TV channel - CNN - 20170620:21:15:00

Who would doubt the information. we had seen the same. the president clearly know there was an attack on his country. he clearly knows whether his conversations were tapped and yet he was seeing appear surd. right after the break, there is a lot more happening as we speak. lets see, there are the wildcats til we die weekenders. the watch me let if fly. this i gotta try weekenders. then weve got the bendy... ... spendy weekenders. the tranquility awaits. hanging with our mates weekenders and the ...
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Detailed text transcripts for TV channel - FOXNEWS - 20170629:04:03:00

When they are to the target. decades of consumer journalism were born from 60 minutes. every local tv news station had a consumer reporter that would dog some poured guy at a supermarket because he sold milk at the sale date. it was like, it was just a ridiculous, absurd, until, then it happens to them. then its like i hate this. >> kimberly: cnn is doing a good job of doing themselves and with this. theyre concerned about credibility, because this is a below in terms of the news organization. y...
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