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July 18, 2013
Further national embarrassment, for the absurdest explanation he offers rolling stone readers. the professor never met dzhokhar tsarnaev, but his appearance in the piece is justified by rolling stone because of his perspective on "many young immigrants who pass through his classrooms" end quote. the professor says all of these kids are grateful to be in the united states. but it is the usual thing. is this the land of opportunity or isnt it? when i look at what they have been through and how the...
January 11, 2013
Of the word of god as presented in the bible left of earth. people at the stake all day every day. the bible orders that prostitutes be burned at the stake. the bible orders that the penalty for adultery is death. the bible orders that the penalty for not observing the sabbath is death. and there is no bible thumping church in the world that follows the word of god on all of those death penalties. not one. still the president following one of our most absurdest traditions will put his hand on th...
November 22, 2011
Because it included tax increases on the top tax bracket. the president then feigned disappointment over the final boehner walkout, but the president knew that to voters, he appeared to be the reasonable man looking for a solution while he was actually painting republicans into the absurdest corner of standing for nothing but low taxes for the rich. and so the supercommittee will cut no spending. the automatic cuts will not take place until the beginning of the next presidential term which shoul...
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He appeared to be the reasonable man looking for a solution while he was actually painting republicans into the absurdest corner of standing for nothing but low taxes for the rich. and so the supercommittee will cut no spending. the automatic cuts will not take place until the beginning of the next presidential term which should leave you wondering exactly how much spending will be cut during president obamas first term in exchanged for raising the debt ceiling? the answer is $21 billion. thats ...