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heres my question for you guys with that beautiful shot of port can canaveral. big sunset guy. but the older i get, the older i get, the sunrise is rising in the rankings. it doesnt -- it hasnt met sunset, cheerily, but -- clearly, but beginning to appreciate the sunrise. nicole: because youre going to sleep much earlier -- will: its partially this job. no, but not just that, doctor. if youve ever gotten up early just leisurely, not because you had to, but if you just kind of got up an...

hello, everyone. welcome to the "amanpour" hour. here is where were headed this week. playing politics or playing with fire? the republican party tanks a border security deal that it had spent months demanding. >> that is the kind of chaos that donald trump instills. you have voter i.d. to buy a loaf of bread. >> what the polls arent telling you about donald trumps re-election chances. also ahead -- the remarkable resilience of ukraines war-weary children, still forced into subterr...

presidentjose ramos—horta, welcome to hardtalk. thank you for having me. it is a great pleasure to have you in the studio. i think its fair to say youve given most of your life to the struggle for freedom in timor—leste, east timor, as we used to know it, and you have served as its president, not just once, but twice. you decided to come back in 2022 to seek the presidency again. was that a tough decision, to come back? yes. on a personal basis, yes. it was not in my plan, but then...

the ccp, but theyll barely return the phone calls coming from across town from these gop leaders. next week carrie is traveling to push his global climate framework that the green radicals are desperate to establish. of course its all a sickening suck up and a complete humiliation for the united states ar china has not only been harassing our aircraft, international waters but also hacking our governments e-mails. >> this hack only was able to gain access to the unclassified side of u....

right now, house republicans fail to impeach the border boss, fail to deliver an ally in need and they will fail to advance an immigration deal that they themselves demanded. plus an appeals court reveals that donald trump is not immune from prosecution. had what might the supreme court say. and the chair of the republican national committee offers to quit amid tension from trump. good morning to our viewers in the united states and around the world. im kasie hunt. its wednesday,...

only in america today could people who are richer, more pampered and more celebrated than you are claim to be victims of the rest of us. but like sharing a bucket of sardines with joy behar, theres only so much victimhood to go around. and so theyre going to greater and greater lengths to extract new sources of whining, mining for whining and this gold rush is currently being led by megan rapinoe mostly famous for damaging brands she endorses and much less for playing womens soccer and...

♪ ♪ [national anthem] ♪ ♪ [national anthem] ♪ ♪ ♪ hey, i heard you were a wild one, ooh ♪ will:ing good morning and welcome to las vegas, nevada, home of allegiant stadium and home of super bowl lviii where i am coming to you live this morning as part of "fox & friends" coverage of super bowl sunday. im in las vegas, rachel and joey are back in new york. much warmer. we have reached a point in super bowl history -- [laughter] where the super bowl number is higher hand t...

presidentjose ramos—horta, welcome to hardtalk. thank you for having me. it is a great pleasure to have you in the studio. i think its fair to say youve given most of your life to the struggle for freedom in timor—leste, east timor, as we used to know it, and you have served as its president, not just once, but twice. you decided to come back in 2022 to seek the presidency again. was that a tough decision, to come back? yes. on a personal basis, yes. it was not in my plan, but then...

its victimhood. only today could people more pampered and celebrated than you are claim to be victims of the rest of us. like sharing a bucket of sardines with joy behar, there is only so much victimhood to go around. going to greater loenths to extract new sources of whining or mining for whining, led by meghan rappinoe, and now happily endorsed biological men playing womens sports, especially now that she no longer plays. the men are victims, not the girls they replace or beat. we ar...

only in america today could people who are richer, more pampered and more celebrated than you are claim to be victims of the rest of us. but like sharing a bucket of sardines with joy behar, theres only so much victimhood to go around. and so theyre going to greater and greater lengths to extract new sources of whining, mining for whining and this gold rush is currently being led by megan rapinoe mostly famous for damaging brands she endorses and much less for playing womens soccer and...