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see more regularly. how about you come to new york, do one audience show a week so people, you know, can say hi and shake it up and they dont give me a standing. >> i got a standing ovation. well get the same drunk people who are at your event to just slide over to my fantasy. and appreciate that were really short handed. well throw awesome. >> might be fun. yeah, exactly. all right. thank you so much. i am laura ingraham. this is ingram angle. thank you for spending time with us tonig...

"cnn newsroom." were grateful to you have this afternoon. im boris sanchez. >> hi, everyone. it im jessica dean. political lines deepening, law enforcement preparing for what would be a first in american history. the criminal indictment of a former president. the key witness in a case against donald trump is expected to be challenged today before a grand jury in new york. a former legal advisor to michael cohen telling cnn testifying at the request of donald trumps attorneys. look at v...

tough day and kansas city. i was glad we were able to get him. >> indeed. well talk about it a little later on in the show >> thank you >> congress returned from two-week recess just in time for the jim jordan show to hit the road house judiciary committee le by ohio congressman jim jordan arrived in new york city today with a hearing that they calle victims of violent crimes in manhattan. the hearing was not to propose or advance any republica policy to combat violent crime in manhatt...

cover and lots of questions to answer, so they get started. on the trail, on trial. former president trump tries to jump-start his third run for the white house, a few of his favorite things. some rockets rallies, and hugging a supporter who called for pences execution. i want to know what trumps civil rape trial, in the winding investigation surrounding him for 2024. my power panel break settle down, coming up. plus, breaking ranks. with a draconian near total abortion ban looming in ...

so ugly. its time to get excited, because we are doing this. >> the audience decides the story! >> greg: typically i only give the audience two topics but tonight im feeling generous and i propose a three way. why waste the viagra, am i right? i will present each choice and you applied. the one that gets the most hootin and hollerin winds. its like a wet t-shirt contest at your local cracker barrel. why did they stop that? could spiral into a recession because their gdp has shrunk in m...

biden is expected to have new sanctions on russia. on saturday, the u.s. firmly accused russia of committing war crimes against humanity in ukraine. putins war has cost thousands of lives. it is targeted civilians. putin has even taken aim at a maternity hospital in mariupol. as we enter year two of the invasion, there is no clear end in sight. and now there are new concerns about chinas involvement. this weekend, u.s. officials warn that china might be providing russia with non lethal...

president of united states his appointed attorney general, the director of fbi, the u.s. attorney, also appointed by president of the united states and special counsel appointed by the attorney general of the united states, what to we do as a country if they stonewall the house of representatives, majority of whom are republicans? what to we do if the national archives, also part of the executive branch is also stonewalling the republicans? what do we do if separation of powers is bein...

president of united states his appointed attorney general, the director of fbi, the u.s. attorney, also appointed by president of the united states and special counsel appointed by the attorney general of the united states, what to we do as a country if they stonewall the house of representatives, majority of whom are republicans? what to we do if the national archives, also part of the executive branch is also stonewalling the republicans? what do we do if separation of powers is bein...

its no longer true. tonight how many americans know its good friday? after hundreds of years, its a non-christian country. its not a secular country. people call it that, but theyre wrong. there are no secular countries. every country has a religion because every person has a religion, even if its atheism. everybody worships something. were born that way. cant get away with it. what is americans religion now? we have video. this is from fargo, north dakota. taken april 2. the first sun...

another convicted felon that got people to falsely cu brett kavanaugh of sexual miss miscon. where is the crime? how many civil cases has bill clinton settled with women? we were told by the democrats in the media that your private life is your private life. everything was consensual. now consensual is a felony? theyre prosecuting the former president over sex? sex which donald trump denies? hes claims he was extorted. the left has said they want the government out of the bedroom. they...