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hes not coming back. she discovers, finally, hes not coming back and she gets a war widows pension. and she decides, "ok, im going to make my dream come true. "im going to take whatever money i have, whatever other "money i can get together, im going to go to paris and im "going to buy myself a dior dress like i have seen in the houses "of these glamourous women that i clean for." so she goes to paris and she turns up at the house of dior, where isabelle huppert is, lets be honest, not...

got the money, there. are you mr dior? oh, no, im mr fauvel, accounts. let me help you... she speaks french excuse me, cher madame, but it would be my honour to have you view the collection as my guest. there you are. merci. shall we? 0h! now, the first thing to say is, lesley manville, isabelle huppert — two of the greatest screen talents currently working in the cinema together in what is a complete piece of fluff. now, thats not a criticism, 0k? particularly at times like these, a...

fbi to search mar-a-lago. the "wall street journal" that an informant familiar with the documents that trump had told investigators that there were more of them , more classified documents. this informant told investigators this after the national archives had retrieved the 15 boxes earlier this summer. enter the informant, a significant development. justice department officials as cnn reported, had doubts that trump was being truthful. this comes is the head of the fbi was silent when...

picked special master. this is really a put up or shut up moment for team trump. judge raymond dearie ordering the trump team to back up his out of court claims that the fbi somehow planted evidence during their search of mar-a-lago. back it up or put up or shut up as they say. the search that turned up more than 100 classified documents. the judge wants it to give him a sworn declaration with a list of specific items they claim were planted. thats the thing. this is about facts. its a...

someone who fought so long and hard. there >> i think the solution is to figure out how not to do it again. >> turns at your university like jimmys idea. and matt a matter of weeks, there isnt a yearlong clause to investigate what went wrong in afghanistan, produce a report of their findings. they batted jimmy the undergraduate to not only take the graduate level class, but to be an unofficial co-professor. a retired u.s. ambassador and patterson. >> jimmy was basically the founder, th...

hit me with? >> laura: you are getting warm! im not going to give away the surprise. >> sean: thank you for your kindness. whatever it may be. >> laura: we will see you tomorrow. im laura ingraham, this is "the ingraham angle" from washington tonight. humiliated and horrified, that is the focus of tonights angle. today is just another day of disasters inviting world. its constant humiliation for the president himself and its total embarrassment for the united states. its happening so f...

the former president is being questioned under oath this morning in new yorks long-running civil investigation of his familys business finances. the state attorney generals office is trying to determine whether the trump organization improperly inflated the value of its assets in order to obtain loans, insurance and tax benefits, but also there are new details about why fbi agents searched trumps florida home. the search happened because authorities believe the former president or his ...

really need. energy independence, the supply chain, the southern border, and crime. house minority leader kevin mccarthy and dozens of his colleagues formerly put it out there from battles ground state pennsylvania. >> washington using their political power to go after people for their own beliefs. we watched children get a loss of learning left behind. thats what happened with the democrats, because they control washington. they control the house, the senate, the white house, they con...

heartbeat. >> there is no such thing as a heartbeat. its a manufactured sound designed to convince people that men have the right to take control of a womans body. >> kayleigh: in response to abrams studying comments, the left rest of her defense, of course, because i wouldnt they? "the washington post" fact-checker tweeting this. "for what its work, fetal heartbeat is a misnomer. the ultrasound picks up electrical activity generated by an embryo. the so-called heartbeat sound you hear...

>> kamala harris doubles down, says our border is secure. >> we have a secure border ♪ o say can you see ♪ >> carley: metlife stadium belting out the national anthem led by nypd officer marking 21 years since the 9/11 terrorist attack. an amazing moment. ♪ ♪ would you cry that a lie ♪ would you say goodbye ♪ or would you let it ride ♪ and would you cry. >> carley: yeah, there he is. people walking on the beach. lots of birds. nahant beach, massachusetts. 73 degrees there ...